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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Bgpapi23 on April 18, 2012, 06:25:34 PM
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Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.
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she just showered, her fart hole was clean! I'm having a hard time believing this. You got a hot chick, freshly showered, ur about to fuck, and you hold back? What the fuck is this shit? The skid mark could have been from blood that stained them from her period and her panties were washed but the stain remained after and she still wears them...
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OMG! Women poop? Or sometimes get dookie booty? So what. Shes human. I bet ur drawers have never seen streak marks huh? ::)
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Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.
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Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.
Go out poop boy!
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hahahaha
fag.
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I would have smelled the panties for a bit then slammed the shit out of her.
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OMG! Women poop? Or sometimes get dookie booty? So what. Shes human. I bet ur drawers have never seen streak marks huh? ::)
You sound like a guy that a eat ass :P
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someone just came out of the closet and does not even know it
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I would have smelled the panties for a bit then slammed the shit out of her.
Good man .
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HOLY SHIT MAN YOU JUST FOUND OUT YOUR GAY ........................ .HOW DOES IT FEEL ?
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You sound like a guy that a eat ass :P
You left out the part that she weighed 300 lbs and the panties were size XXXXL.
Oh....and you're probably a closet bone tromboner.
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I feel for you, I can see why you would be turned off.
Skid marks are just like any other human trait.... ok for men, but must be hidden and its existence denied in the case of women.
It is the sad truth. Hot chicks don't fart, burp, or shit. I would not get a boner after seeing woman droppings.
I saw a miniature nug of crap in a chicks crack once... I had to bail out too.
You won't get much sympathy here at getbig though.... many of these guys like shit. I find it disgusting.
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I mean.... what do you expect... its a thong... its goes all the way up her ass! and she was just working out in it!
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I mean.... what do you expect... its a thong... its goes all the way up her ass! and she was just working out in it!
LOL! Simple yet true response!
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I feel for you, I can see why you would be turned off.
Skid marks are just like any other human trait.... ok for men, but must be hidden and its existence denied in the case of women.
It is the sad truth. Hot chicks don't fart, burp, or shit. I would not get a boner after seeing woman droppings.
I saw a miniature nug of crap in a chicks crack once... I had to bail out too.
You won't get much sympathy here at getbig though.... many of these guys like shit. I find it disgusting.
PM Voland and he will help you with some "coaching".
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You left out the part that she weighed 300 lbs and the panties were size XXXXL.
Oh....and you're probably a closet bone tromboner.
and also completely full of shit, but nice story he made up there, he should get a few idiots here to buy it ;)
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I mean.... what do you expect... its a thong... its goes all the way up my ass! and I was just working out in it!
Fixed to reflect your intimate knowledge on shite stained thongs big guy :D
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Should have been a nice visual of what your cock will look like after bumming her.
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Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.
tell him to hide his boxers better, or better yet, shower at his house before heading over.. problem solved
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Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.
Cool story.
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See.... ya'll wouldn't have this problem if you would just use a BIDET!!! I have one installed on all my toilets!!
(http://obsit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Hands-Free-Wash-Toilet-Bidet-Picture.jpg)
Thats not me in the picture btw! lol
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Big Fag just keeps digging himself a deeper hole.
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See.... ya'll wouldn't have this problem if you would just use a BIDET!!! I have one installed on all my toilets!!
(http://obsit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Hands-Free-Wash-Toilet-Bidet-Picture.jpg)
Thats not me in the picture btw! lol
Dude....you don't skid cuz your pants are always around your ankles. ;D
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Dude....you don't skid cuz your pants are always around your ankles. ;D
Thats right, they are always around my ankles.... because your mom is always on her knees for me! What can I do bro?
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Thats right, they are always around my ankles.... because your mom is always on her knees for me! What can I do bro?
Joke's on you....I have two Dads.
Hope you enjoyed "that". ;D
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I stop wearing white briefs , I stick to dark colors , I'm too macho to wipe my ass
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In bgpapi's defense, she had pointy elbows as well.
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Shud have looked closer to see if there was any corn to eat.
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Why were you going through her dirty clothes anyway? were you going to clean the pipes before you fucked her? Man the fuck up its a shit hole thats where her shit comes from, who inspects their soon to be cum dumpsters undies before nailing them?
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you're supposed to ride her doggystyle while you put those panties over her face and pull hair out of each side, like handlebars
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someone just came out of the closet and does not even know it
;D
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you're supposed to ride her doggystyle while you put those panties over her face and pull hair out of each side, like handlebars
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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In bgpapi's defense, she had pointy elbows as well.
;D
And a giant ClitOsauras-Rex in her panties.
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;D
And a giant ClitOsauras-Rex in her panties.
And she refused to take her scarf off to reveal throat......
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Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.
She wore the thong to the gym? It's well known for chicas not to wear a thong due to fecal material traveling all over the place, and also may create a brown highway...
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With her loose farts , I be she loves it in the asshole
Any pics?
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you're supposed to ride her doggystyle while you put those panties over her face and pull hair out of each side, like handlebars
This is some funny shit ( no pun intended) ;D
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I would have smelled the panties for a bit then slammed the shit out of her.
we have a winner here
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you should have been more concerned wth the semen stains in her panties
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you should have been more concerned wth the semen stains in her panties
Hi kobe Bryant
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Hi kobe Bryant
Me no understand?
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Me no understand?
The whore who said Kobe rapped her, had 3 different Guys cum in her twat that night
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The whore who said Kobe rapped her, had 3 different Guys cum in her twat that night
Really! Talk about stiring the porriage.
If you were the last one in would it be better if the other guys cum was still fresh, warm and alive or a couple days old dead and on the brink of becomimg funky?
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See.... ya'll wouldn't have this problem if you would just use a BIDET!!! I have one installed on all my toilets!!
(http://obsit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Hands-Free-Wash-Toilet-Bidet-Picture.jpg)
Thats not me in the picture btw! lol
dude how hard is it to wipe your ass? instead you want a machine to sprinkle water up your asshole so you get liquid shit running down your inner-thigh. no thank you
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dude how hard is it to wipe your ass? instead you want a machine to sprinkle water up your asshole so you get liquid shit running down your inner-thigh. no thank you
I thought the same thing.
I will post an instrutional video showing how to wipe your arse without the use of a hose.
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You still wipe your ass after your spray... but trust me man, you never have to worry about those dingleberries or if you don't have a clean break!
Great Hygiene!!!
Read how this American guy feels after using a Bidet for the first time and how much better he felt! http://gizmodo.com/5887473/the-swash-1000-bidet-toilet-seat-review-this-will-change-the-way-you-poop
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i shower every time i use the restroom..seriously. i feel gross if i don't but the thong wouldn't have bothered me a bit. i would have given it the finger test...as long as IT didn;t stink i would have been in there like swimwear
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You still wipe your ass after your spray... but trust me man, you never have to worry about those dingleberries or if you don't have a clean break!
Great Hygiene!!!
Read how this American guy feels after using a Bidet for the first time and how much better he felt! http://gizmodo.com/5887473/the-swash-1000-bidet-toilet-seat-review-this-will-change-the-way-you-poop
LMAO @ that review...
"Aside from utterly ruining crapping anywhere else, there are some sizable flaws. The front jet which is designed for "feminine cleansing" isn't nearly far forward enough. All three women that tested it for me said the same thing: It's a straight-up taint-shot. "
Brilliant...
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i shower every time i use the restroom..seriously. i feel gross if i don't but the thong wouldn't have bothered me a bit. i would have given it the finger test...as long as IT didn;t stink i would have been in there like swimwear
Try wet wipes.
Have you never taken a shit when not at home or the gym? Showering every time you poop seems a bit excessive and certainly inconvenient.
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Try wet wipes.
Have you never taken a shit when not at home or the gym? Showering every time you poop seems a bit excessive and certainly inconvenient.
Wet Wipes got nothing on my bidet!
I even bought this portable Bidet from Amazon that I can use if I'm travelling and staying in a hotel! I got a clean ass no matter where in the world I go! ;D
(http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/e8/e81775a9-4702-4b6b-ba97-abcd3cefd3d8_300.jpg)
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In Thailand, we have the "Bum Gun"....
(http://www.davegtravels.com/wp-content/ups/2010/12/03-thailand-toliet-bum-gun.jpg)
Much better as you can aim it yourself.
Whenever you go to a hotel, make sure you don't leave without turning the bum gun tap to full throttle...
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You still wipe your ass after your spray... but trust me man, you never have to worry about those dingleberries or if you don't have a clean break!
Great Hygiene!!!
Read how this American guy feels after using a Bidet for the first time and how much better he felt! http://gizmodo.com/5887473/the-swash-1000-bidet-toilet-seat-review-this-will-change-the-way-you-poop
gross dude, can't you instead, just veet your asscrack or something? hahah
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This thread examples all the meanings of the word anal into one topic. Being obsessed with having a spotlessly clean butt hole all the time is rather anal, wouldn't you say?
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getbig is known far and wide for its weekly threads concerning shit,but this is the first gay thread of shit we`ve ever had.
Chick takes a shower,you are repulsed at her panties,you kick her out,then you jerk off furiously to porn............somethin g`s wrong here!!
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I would have been licking her panties as she was showering!
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getbig is known far and wide for its weekly threads concerning shit,but this is the first gay thread of shit we`ve ever had.
Chick takes a shower,you are repulsed at her panties,you kick her out,then you jerk off furiously to porn............somethin g`s wrong here!!
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Instant Coffee all over my Wal-Mart Flyer, darn you WES!!!!!! :D
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Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.
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Made up or not these types of posts/responses are funny as shit.
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Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.
Please report to the local gay office immediately to sign up for your free life membership.
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I'm not sure if some of you ladies are being serious but it would turn me off big time. I'd still ride the arse off her because she had showered but I'd question her hygiene...nobody can like skidmarks on a womans panties, ick
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He did the right thing. Should have sent her straight to a cleansing camp though.
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And BTW: crawling for women and constantly wanting to fuck them is a major sign of bčtaness, aka being gay.
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I'm not sure if some of you ladies are being serious but it would turn me off big time. I'd still ride the arse off her because she had showered but I'd question her hygiene...nobody can like skidmarks on a womans panties, ick
I think his true rainbow colours shined through when he sent her home, without banging. I agree - if skidmarks were above the normal accepted levels, it would not be a long term relationship lol
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