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Title: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Bgpapi23 on April 18, 2012, 06:25:34 PM
Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: ritch on April 18, 2012, 06:32:57 PM
she just showered, her fart hole was clean! I'm having a hard time believing this. You got a hot chick, freshly showered, ur about to fuck, and you hold back? What the fuck is this shit? The skid mark could have been from blood that stained them from her period and her panties were washed but the stain remained after and she still wears them...
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: T-rex on April 18, 2012, 06:39:46 PM
OMG! Women poop? Or sometimes get dookie booty? So what. Shes human. I bet ur drawers have never seen streak marks huh? ::)
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: che on April 18, 2012, 06:51:18 PM
Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.
(http://i692.photobucket.com/albums/vv284/Krule94/Fag.jpg)
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: bike nut on April 18, 2012, 06:53:14 PM
Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.

Go out poop boy!
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Mr. Magoo on April 18, 2012, 06:54:38 PM
hahahaha

fag.
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Steelrabbitt on April 18, 2012, 07:02:54 PM
I would have smelled the panties for a bit then slammed the shit out of her.
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Bgpapi23 on April 18, 2012, 07:07:40 PM
OMG! Women poop? Or sometimes get dookie booty? So what. Shes human. I bet ur drawers have never seen streak marks huh? ::)
You sound like a guy that a eat ass  :P
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: littledumbells on April 18, 2012, 07:08:45 PM
someone just came out of the closet and does not even know it
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: che on April 18, 2012, 07:10:10 PM
I would have smelled the panties for a bit then slammed the shit out of her.

Good man .
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: vinnydountsnyc on April 18, 2012, 07:10:31 PM
HOLY SHIT MAN YOU JUST FOUND OUT YOUR GAY ........................ .HOW DOES IT FEEL ?
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: bike nut on April 18, 2012, 07:12:09 PM
You sound like a guy that a eat ass  :P

You left out the part that she weighed 300 lbs and the panties were size XXXXL.

Oh....and you're probably a closet bone tromboner.
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: hematocritter on April 18, 2012, 07:12:32 PM
I feel for you, I can see why you would be turned off.
Skid marks are just like any other human trait.... ok for men, but must be hidden and its existence denied in the case of women.
It is the sad truth. Hot chicks don't fart, burp, or shit. I would not get a boner after seeing woman droppings.

I saw a miniature nug of crap in a chicks crack once... I had to bail out too.

You won't get much sympathy here at getbig though.... many of these guys like shit. I find it disgusting.
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: el numero uno on April 18, 2012, 07:15:02 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jyaFg9IwHtQ/TLT9qZrkdNI/AAAAAAAAHgc/HtA2NDeh3-I/s1600/126167545854.jpg)
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: BIG ACH on April 18, 2012, 07:16:26 PM

I mean.... what do you expect... its a thong... its goes all the way up her ass!  and she was just working out in it!
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: ritch on April 18, 2012, 07:17:20 PM
I mean.... what do you expect... its a thong... its goes all the way up her ass!  and she was just working out in it!

LOL! Simple yet true response!
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: bike nut on April 18, 2012, 07:17:59 PM
I feel for you, I can see why you would be turned off.
Skid marks are just like any other human trait.... ok for men, but must be hidden and its existence denied in the case of women.
It is the sad truth. Hot chicks don't fart, burp, or shit. I would not get a boner after seeing woman droppings.

I saw a miniature nug of crap in a chicks crack once... I had to bail out too.

You won't get much sympathy here at getbig though.... many of these guys like shit. I find it disgusting.

PM Voland and he will help you with some "coaching".
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 18, 2012, 07:18:05 PM
You left out the part that she weighed 300 lbs and the panties were size XXXXL.

Oh....and you're probably a closet bone tromboner.

and also completely full of shit, but nice story he made up there, he should get a few idiots here to buy it  ;)
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 18, 2012, 07:19:24 PM
I mean.... what do you expect... its a thong... its goes all the way up my ass!  and I was just working out in it!

Fixed to reflect your intimate knowledge on shite stained thongs big guy  :D
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 18, 2012, 07:22:04 PM
Should have been a nice visual of what your cock will look like after bumming her.
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on April 18, 2012, 07:39:24 PM
Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.

tell him to hide his boxers better, or better yet, shower at his house before heading over.. problem solved
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: AbrahamG on April 18, 2012, 07:39:35 PM
Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.

Cool story.
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: BIG ACH on April 18, 2012, 07:40:00 PM
See....  ya'll wouldn't have this problem if you would just use a BIDET!!!  I have one installed on all my toilets!!

(http://obsit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Hands-Free-Wash-Toilet-Bidet-Picture.jpg)

Thats not me in the picture btw! lol
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 18, 2012, 07:47:17 PM
Big Fag just keeps digging himself a deeper hole.
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: bike nut on April 18, 2012, 07:47:45 PM
See....  ya'll wouldn't have this problem if you would just use a BIDET!!!  I have one installed on all my toilets!!

(http://obsit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Hands-Free-Wash-Toilet-Bidet-Picture.jpg)

Thats not me in the picture btw! lol

Dude....you don't skid cuz your pants are always around your ankles.  ;D
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: BIG ACH on April 18, 2012, 08:16:56 PM
Dude....you don't skid cuz your pants are always around your ankles.  ;D

Thats right, they are always around my ankles.... because your mom is always on her knees for me!  What can I do bro?
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: bike nut on April 18, 2012, 08:19:47 PM
Thats right, they are always around my ankles.... because your mom is always on her knees for me!  What can I do bro?

Joke's on you....I have two Dads.

Hope you enjoyed "that".   ;D
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Nails on April 18, 2012, 08:24:35 PM
I stop wearing white briefs , I stick to dark colors , I'm too macho to wipe my ass
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Butterbean on April 18, 2012, 08:25:19 PM
In bgpapi's defense, she had pointy elbows as well.
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 18, 2012, 08:26:52 PM
Shud have looked closer to see if there was any corn to eat.
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: bigjim on April 18, 2012, 09:37:48 PM
Why were you going through her dirty clothes anyway? were you going to clean the pipes before you fucked her? Man the fuck up its a shit hole thats where her shit comes from, who inspects their soon to be cum dumpsters undies before nailing them?
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: aesthetics on April 18, 2012, 09:40:29 PM
you're supposed to ride her doggystyle while you put those panties over her face and pull hair out of each side, like handlebars

Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: BayGBM on April 18, 2012, 09:42:05 PM
someone just came out of the closet and does not even know it

;D
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Fortress on April 18, 2012, 09:47:49 PM
you're supposed to ride her doggystyle while you put those panties over her face and pull hair out of each side, like handlebars

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: 225for70 on April 18, 2012, 09:48:06 PM
In bgpapi's defense, she had pointy elbows as well.

 ;D

And a giant ClitOsauras-Rex in her panties.
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: bigjim on April 18, 2012, 09:50:33 PM
;D

And a giant ClitOsauras-Rex in her panties.

And she refused to take her scarf off to reveal throat......
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Parker on April 18, 2012, 09:56:30 PM
Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.
She wore the thong to the gym? It's well known for chicas not to wear a thong due to fecal material traveling all over the place, and also may create a brown highway...
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Nails on April 18, 2012, 10:00:15 PM
With her loose farts , I be she loves it in the asshole

Any pics?
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Bgpapi23 on April 18, 2012, 10:08:50 PM
you're supposed to ride her doggystyle while you put those panties over her face and pull hair out of each side, like handlebars



This is some funny shit ( no pun intended) ;D
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: delta9mda on April 18, 2012, 10:28:58 PM
I would have smelled the panties for a bit then slammed the shit out of her.
we have a winner here
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: bigjim on April 18, 2012, 10:33:43 PM
you should have been more concerned wth the semen stains in her panties
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Nails on April 18, 2012, 10:47:46 PM
you should have been more concerned wth the semen stains in her panties

Hi kobe Bryant
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: bigjim on April 18, 2012, 11:07:50 PM
Hi kobe Bryant

Me no understand?
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Nails on April 18, 2012, 11:09:21 PM
Me no understand?

The whore who said Kobe rapped her, had 3 different Guys cum in her twat that night
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: bigjim on April 18, 2012, 11:15:19 PM
The whore who said Kobe rapped her, had 3 different Guys cum in her twat that night

Really! Talk about stiring the porriage.

If you were the last one in would it be better if the other guys cum was still fresh, warm and alive or a couple days old dead and on the brink of becomimg funky?
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: aesthetics on April 18, 2012, 11:16:25 PM
See....  ya'll wouldn't have this problem if you would just use a BIDET!!!  I have one installed on all my toilets!!

(http://obsit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Hands-Free-Wash-Toilet-Bidet-Picture.jpg)

Thats not me in the picture btw! lol

dude how hard is it to wipe your ass? instead you want a machine to sprinkle water up your asshole so you get liquid shit running down your inner-thigh. no thank you
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: bigjim on April 18, 2012, 11:26:06 PM
dude how hard is it to wipe your ass? instead you want a machine to sprinkle water up your asshole so you get liquid shit running down your inner-thigh. no thank you

I thought the same thing.

I will post an instrutional video showing how to wipe your arse without the use of a hose.
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: BIG ACH on April 18, 2012, 11:39:31 PM

You still wipe your ass after your spray... but trust me man, you never have to worry about those dingleberries or if you don't have a clean break!


Great Hygiene!!!


Read how this American guy feels after using a Bidet for the first time and how much better he felt!  http://gizmodo.com/5887473/the-swash-1000-bidet-toilet-seat-review-this-will-change-the-way-you-poop
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: 20inch calves on April 18, 2012, 11:43:59 PM
i shower every time i use the restroom..seriously. i feel gross if i don't but the thong wouldn't have bothered me a bit. i would have given it the finger test...as long as IT didn;t stink i would have been in there like swimwear
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: pedro01 on April 18, 2012, 11:48:24 PM
You still wipe your ass after your spray... but trust me man, you never have to worry about those dingleberries or if you don't have a clean break!


Great Hygiene!!!


Read how this American guy feels after using a Bidet for the first time and how much better he felt!  http://gizmodo.com/5887473/the-swash-1000-bidet-toilet-seat-review-this-will-change-the-way-you-poop



LMAO @ that review...

"Aside from utterly ruining crapping anywhere else, there are some sizable flaws. The front jet which is designed for "feminine cleansing" isn't nearly far forward enough. All three women that tested it for me said the same thing: It's a straight-up taint-shot. "

Brilliant...
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Primemuscle on April 18, 2012, 11:51:40 PM
i shower every time i use the restroom..seriously. i feel gross if i don't but the thong wouldn't have bothered me a bit. i would have given it the finger test...as long as IT didn;t stink i would have been in there like swimwear

Try wet wipes.

Have you never taken a shit when not at home or the gym? Showering every time you poop seems a bit excessive and certainly inconvenient.
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: BIG ACH on April 19, 2012, 12:00:48 AM
Try wet wipes.

Have you never taken a shit when not at home or the gym? Showering every time you poop seems a bit excessive and certainly inconvenient.

Wet Wipes got nothing on my bidet!


I even bought this portable Bidet from Amazon that I can use if I'm travelling and staying in a hotel!  I got a clean ass no matter where in the world I go!  ;D

(http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/e8/e81775a9-4702-4b6b-ba97-abcd3cefd3d8_300.jpg)
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: pedro01 on April 19, 2012, 12:16:40 AM
In Thailand, we have the "Bum Gun"....

(http://www.davegtravels.com/wp-content/ups/2010/12/03-thailand-toliet-bum-gun.jpg)

Much better as you can aim it yourself.

Whenever you go to a hotel, make sure you don't leave without turning the bum gun tap to full throttle...

Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: aesthetics on April 19, 2012, 12:25:28 AM
You still wipe your ass after your spray... but trust me man, you never have to worry about those dingleberries or if you don't have a clean break!


Great Hygiene!!!


Read how this American guy feels after using a Bidet for the first time and how much better he felt!  http://gizmodo.com/5887473/the-swash-1000-bidet-toilet-seat-review-this-will-change-the-way-you-poop


gross dude, can't you instead, just veet your asscrack or something? hahah
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Primemuscle on April 19, 2012, 08:29:32 AM
This thread examples all the meanings of the word anal into one topic. Being obsessed with having a spotlessly clean butt hole all the time is rather anal, wouldn't you say?

Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: wes on April 19, 2012, 08:50:29 AM
getbig is known far and wide for its weekly threads concerning shit,but this is the first gay thread of shit we`ve ever had.

Chick takes a shower,you are repulsed at her panties,you kick her out,then you jerk off furiously to porn............somethin g`s wrong here!!
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Brocty on April 19, 2012, 09:16:11 AM
I would have been licking her panties as she was showering!
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Thespritz0 on April 19, 2012, 09:44:30 AM
getbig is known far and wide for its weekly threads concerning shit,but this is the first gay thread of shit we`ve ever had.

Chick takes a shower,you are repulsed at her panties,you kick her out,then you jerk off furiously to porn............somethin g`s wrong here!!
^^
Instant Coffee all over my Wal-Mart Flyer, darn you WES!!!!!! :D
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on April 19, 2012, 10:27:23 AM
Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/52598-1/newfag_detector.png)
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on April 19, 2012, 10:34:52 AM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/46270-1/Seinfeld_newfags.jpg)
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: deadz on April 19, 2012, 03:35:45 PM
Made up or not these types of posts/responses are funny as shit.
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: BigCyp on April 20, 2012, 04:00:58 AM
Ive been working on this chick for awhile lots of eye contact when while at the gym , flirting , smiling etc...went out to dinner 2 nights ago and met at the gym for a little cardio last night before deciding to go back to my place and play around, I gave her a robe and she took a shower , I preceded to take mine after her but prior to getting in I stepped over her black spandex pants and the white thong that was not so well hidden underneath that had skid-marks on them that must of stretched a mile long... The visual of this turned me off so much that after showering I told her it was getting late and I had a long today at work tomorrow and we'd get together this weekend and hang out needless to say she was pissed that I cut the night short.

Please report to the local gay office immediately to sign up for your free life membership.
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: irishdave on April 20, 2012, 04:56:50 AM
I'm not sure if some of you ladies are being serious but it would turn me off big time. I'd still ride the arse off her because she had showered but I'd question her hygiene...nobody can like skidmarks on a womans panties, ick
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Moen on April 20, 2012, 05:54:07 AM
He did the right thing. Should have sent her straight to  a cleansing camp though.
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: Moen on April 20, 2012, 05:55:08 AM
And BTW: crawling for women and constantly wanting to fuck them is a major sign of bčtaness, aka being gay.
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: BigCyp on April 20, 2012, 06:06:53 AM
I'm not sure if some of you ladies are being serious but it would turn me off big time. I'd still ride the arse off her because she had showered but I'd question her hygiene...nobody can like skidmarks on a womans panties, ick

I think his true rainbow colours shined through when he sent her home, without banging. I agree - if skidmarks were above the normal accepted levels, it would not be a long term relationship lol
Title: Re: Last night my deal breaker was a thong
Post by: 240 is Back on December 26, 2013, 07:22:56 PM
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