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It is our 25th wedding anniversary in a couple weeks and my wife and I are going to Ft. Myers for the first time for 10 days. My wife's sister and her husband just bought a $1.75 million dollar house on the inlet water and we are staying there (they will not be there). Looking for input for nice places to go for dinner and sites to see. We are too fucking old to go clubbing plus neither of us drink. Any help would be appreciated.
One other question, would a true getbigger leave their loads on the sheets or should I wash them before I leave?
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why anyone would want to vacation here is beyond me lol... but since you're stuck..
http://www.bbmannpah.com/ - see if any shows are playing.
http://www.germainarena.com/ - concerts & hockey games, etc.
south cape coral has lots of live music. north cape boring.
captiva/sanibel is quaint and clean and peaceful.
s ft myers has places like sandy parrot that have nice margaritas and fun music http://www.thesandyparrot.com/
downtown ft myers sucks ass and is 2 minutes from drug town.
lehigh, just neighborhoods and drugs.
north fort myers = trashy.
bonita has the promenades- a 25 minute drive from edison mall but very nice, i'd probably go there.
avoid edison mall at all costs- fcking ghetto.
if you're from a gun friendly state, check reprocity and pack your piece here.
And ft meyrs beach is 1/2 ghetto, 1/2 nice. Stay on the far side near Gullwing and it's cool. Other side is the local drunks & shrimper whores.
240 or tour guide.
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why anyone would want to vacation here is beyond me lol... but since you're stuck..
http://www.bbmannpah.com/ - see if any shows are playing.
http://www.germainarena.com/ - concerts & hockey games, etc.
south cape coral has lots of live music. north cape boring.
captiva/sanibel is quaint and clean and peaceful.
s ft myers has places like sandy parrot that have nice margaritas and fun music http://www.thesandyparrot.com/
downtown ft myers sucks ass and is 2 minutes from drug town.
lehigh, just neighborhoods and drugs.
north fort myers = trashy.
bonita has the promenades- a 25 minute drive from edison mall but very nice, i'd probably go there.
avoid edison mall at all costs- fcking ghetto.
if you're from a gun friendly state, check reprocity and pack your piece here.
And ft meyrs beach is 1/2 ghetto, 1/2 nice. Stay on the far side near Gullwing and it's cool. Other side is the local drunks & shrimper whores.
240 or tour guide.
Thank you 240. Great feedback. We will definitely stay away from the areas you suggested to. I wanted to take her somewhere really special but we decided to do some improvements to the house and save some money by going to their house. The house itself is freaking awesome by the pictures. Has an elevator in it, and a killer bar area on the back side next to the water.
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Thank you 240. Great feedback. We will definitely stay away from the areas you suggested to. I wanted to take her somewhere really special but we decided to do some improvements to the house and save some money by going to their house. The house itself is freaking awesome by the pictures. Has an elevator in it, and a killer bar area on the back side next to the water.
youre on the beach, so you can avoid ft myers the whole week :) take estero blvd straight to bonita... you'll be able to enjoy the finer things in SW Fl while avoiding the ghetto.
all kidding aside, it's nice here. it was 99 degrees today though. dont plan many outdoor activities from 10 am til 6 pm. brutal heat this week.
planet fitness just off Ft myers beach at mcgregor/san carlos near the Super target... shopping for food at the beach publix is awful, you'll be in line forever.
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why anyone would want to vacation here is beyond me lol... but since you're stuck..
My thoughts exactly. And what makes them stuck? Sounds like they are electing to go there of their own volition.
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SW Florida sucks for the most part but the fact that you're staying in a really nice home, on the water make a big difference.
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SW Florida sucks for the most part but the fact that you're staying in a really nice home, on the water make a big difference.
Bingo! Our airfare did not cost a penny due to some Delta vouchers I had and used a few miles. This house is incredible.
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My thoughts exactly. And what makes them stuck? Sounds like they are electing to go there of their own volition.
Yea it was our choice. If you could stay on the water in what is basically a mansion for free, wouldn't you. I mean, if it was Compton or somewhere like that I probably would have passed. I just want to eat some good seafood, look at some ass in bikinis, and chill. I have been traveling for work for 7 straight weeks and need some time away.
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If you want to live it up one night and have some cash to burn, I highly recommend you visit Naples (probably about an hour or so drive).
Go to LaPlaya Beach Resort for drinks. Get a table outside on the beach right before sunset. Gorgeous views.
Then drive (about 2 minutes down the street) to the Ritz Carlton on the Beach. On weekends they usually
have a jazz band. Get drinks in the lobby and just walk the grounds. It's gorgeous. You can take a walk on the beach.
Then head to downtown Naples and just walk along 5th Ave. and then 3rd street. Lots of good (albeit expensive) restaurants.
If you like seafood, Truluck's (on 4th Ave.) is great. Another good one is Sea Salt on 3rd St.
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On a positive note; if your girl irritates you, you can shoot her and just tell the fuzz, "I was standing my ground." They will ask you a few questions and then send you on your way.
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On a positive note; if your girl irritates you, you can shoot her and just tell the fuzz, "I was standing my ground." They will ask you a few questions and then send you on your way.
BWAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAH
zimmerman approved
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If you want to live it up one night and have some cash to burn, I highly recommend you visit Naples (probably about an hour or so drive).
Go to LaPlaya Beach Resort for drinks. Get a table outside on the beach right before sunset. Gorgeous views.
Then drive (about 2 minutes down the street) to the Ritz Carlton on the Beach. On weekends they usually
have a jazz band. Get drinks in the lobby and just walk the grounds. It's gorgeous. You can take a walk on the beach.
Then head to downtown Naples and just walk along 5th Ave. and then 3rd street. Lots of good (albeit expensive) restaurants.
If you like seafood, Truluck's (on 4th Ave.) is great. Another good one is Sea Salt on 3rd St.
Thank you James, we have no plans all week so that sounds like a good way to burn up a day.
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Yea it was our choice. If you could stay on the water in what is basically a mansion for free, wouldn't you. I mean, if it was Compton or somewhere like that I probably would have passed. I just want to eat some good seafood, look at some ass in bikinis, and chill. I have been traveling for work for 7 straight weeks and need some time away.
No. Not in Fort Myers I wouldn't. I can think of several other places I would rather be (with or without staying in a mansion). But there's no need for you to be defensive. If that's where you have chosen to go... go and have fun! 8)
I go to Florida very regularly but Ft. Myers is never on my itinerary.
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I go to Florida very regularly but Ft. Myers is never on my itinerary.
240 no likey. I have a feeling you would be a great wingman should we go out on the town. Girls hit on you, and you pass them to me by default.
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240 no likey. I have a feeling you would be a great wingman should we go out on the town. Girls hit on you, and you pass them to me by default.
And what do I get out of this? ??? No muscle daddies are hitting on you (for you to pass on to me) so what's my motivation in this fantasy of yours? I hear Ian lives in Bradenton, FL but he don't look like this no more. :-[
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It is our 25th wedding anniversary in a couple weeks
Congrats bud!
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Thanks Bay for turning my thread into your den of tummy sticks. ;D
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Congrats bud!
Thank you very much wes. It has actually been a sweet 25 yr ride. (no pun intended) She is easy going, beautiful, caring, and puts up with my sick ass mind.
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Congratulations on your 25th wedding anniversary!
No need to wash, before checking out, a true Getbigger would surreptitiously leave his load(s) in the choicest receptionists and maids.
If it was a maid, no problem. It is my sister in law that would have to clean up my dried up pleasure piss. I better wash them.
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And what do I get out of this? ??? No muscle daddies are hitting on you (for you to pass on to me) so what's my motivation in this fantasy of yours? I hear Ian lives in Bradenton, FL but he don't look like this no more. :-[
its slim pickin's down here for dudes in shape. There were 2 of us, so i had to kill the other guy.
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the beach is great here. amazing scenery.
4,3,1,2.
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Thank you very much wes. It has actually been a sweet 25 yr ride. (no pun intended) She is easy going, beautiful, caring, and puts up with my sick ass mind.
She should be nominated for sainthood! LOL ;D
All the best and enjoy your trip.
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the beach is great here. amazing scenery.
4,3,1,2.
I would tear the meat curtains off of #4. That is, if I wasn't married for 25 yrs. :-\
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If you want to live it up one night and have some cash to burn, I highly recommend you visit Naples (probably about an hour or so drive).
Go to LaPlaya Beach Resort for drinks. Get a table outside on the beach right before sunset. Gorgeous views.
Then drive (about 2 minutes down the street) to the Ritz Carlton on the Beach. On weekends they usually
have a jazz band. Get drinks in the lobby and just walk the grounds. It's gorgeous. You can take a walk on the beach.
Then head to downtown Naples and just walk along 5th Ave. and then 3rd street. Lots of good (albeit expensive) restaurants.
If you like seafood, Truluck's (on 4th Ave.) is great. Another good one is Sea Salt on 3rd St.
Agree w/all of this except I don't know anything about La Playa Beach Resort and I don't think I've heard of Sea Salt.
The Ritz lobby can be interesting to have a few drinks and people watch. Also, not far from there is The Turtle Club which has very good restaurant. Down that street ...Vanderbilt (?) will take you in toward Mercato where we have only been once but it has a Capital Grille and a Blue Martini among other restaurants and shops.
Also, if your wife wants to shop there is a nice mall called the Waterside Shops down Tamiami Trail and a much larger mall further down (on the way to Pastrami Dan's :D ).
There is also a nice area on Gulf Shore Blvd. N. called Venetian Village w/some cute shops and about 5 restaurants.
In addition, Naples is seamonkey friendly.
Sounds like the place you will be staying will be great...congratulations on your anniversary.
Oh yeah 240 and James......are the love bugs bad now? When will they dissipate?
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love bugs aren't nearly as bad this year. Dunno if global warming is killing them off or what. Ten years ago, they were unbearable. Lately they're a minor nuisance.
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love bugs aren't nearly as bad this year. Dunno if global warming is killing them off or what. Ten years ago, they were unbearable. Lately they're a minor nuisance.
Good to hear.
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Looks pretty nice to THE BEEF.
THE BEEF
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Looks pretty nice to THE BEEF.
THE BEEF
I agree, looks good from an aireal point of view.
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Agree w/all of this except I don't know anything about La Playa Beach Resort and I don't think I've heard of Sea Salt.
The Ritz lobby can be interesting to have a few drinks and people watch. Also, not far from there is The Turtle Club which has very good restaurant. Down that street ...Vanderbilt (?) will take you in toward Mercato where we have only been once but it has a Capital Grille and a Blue Martini among other restaurants and shops.
Also, if your wife wants to shop there is a nice mall called the Waterside Shops down Tamiami Trail and a much larger mall further down (on the way to Pastrami Dan's :D ).
There is also a nice area on Gulf Shore Blvd. N. called Venetian Village w/some cute shops and about 5 restaurants.
In addition, Naples is seamonkey friendly.
Sounds like the place you will be staying will be great...congratulations on your anniversary.
Oh yeah 240 and James......are the love bugs bad now? When will they dissipate?
Thanks for all the ideas, I am sure she will want to go shopping. I do want to take a day fishiing trip.
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I stayed at that Ritz in Naples once, awesome hotel. Naples is a place to just chill on the beach. There really isn't too much else to do.
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I love Hollywood, Florida.....I was there last weenkend, had a Great time...I think it's a nice place....they seem to have a few millionaires in that city....they either live there or they're visiting.......Regardles s, I was impressed
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Damn I was in Ft. Myers 15 years ago and thought it was a good place.
Was only on the beach, swimming and buying some Spider-man comics at the 7-Eleven that have risen in worth since then, lol....
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Better off driving north and hitting Clearwater Beach
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Better off driving north and hitting Clearwater Beach
I do like the Clearwater area. My parents had a place across the street from the beach at Redington Shores. Nice area as well. My fucking dad had to croak and my mom sold it about 12 years ago.
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Go to the beach. Stand on the shore. Swim in the ocean. Build a mock castle out of sand. Pretend not to notice women more attractive than your wife. Inquire of one another whether you are getting red. Find things laying on the ground and have halting conversations about those properties which may qualify the object as interesting. Agree that the day has been nice. Adjourn.
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Go to the beach. Stand on the shore. Swim in the ocean. Build a mock castle out of sand. Pretend not to notice women more attractive than your wife. Inquire of one another whether you are getting red. Find things laying on the ground and have halting conversations about those properties which may qualify the object as interesting. Agree that the day has been nice. Adjourn.
Am I allowed to fuck the old lady during this time? BTW, me pretending not to notice women is never going to happen. I have tried and I can't do it.
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Perfunctory sex shall be carried out between the hours of 8:30-10:30 pm with an indulgence from the room service late menu to follow.
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Perfunctory sex shall be carried out between the hours of 8:30-10:30 pm with an indulgence from the room service late menu to follow.
Tape, do you happen to have a step by step handbook with illustrations? I like your plan, I just don't want to fuck it up. ;D
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I always negotiate her preference of foreplay and intercourse options before the commencement of a scheduled romantic undertaking. Verbal agreements are subject to being easily misinterpreted, however. It is therefore prudent to use a simple form, upon which the signatory can tick the corresponding boxes. In this way, each party to the arrangement is assured the pleasantness which the act itself intends.
Most men don't put any though into sex at all. If you collate your data on a spreadsheet, incorporating graphs for trending preferences, she will surely be flattered as well as impressed with your proficiency in statistical analysis.
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I always negotiate her preference of foreplay and intercourse options before the commencement of a scheduled romantic undertaking. Verbal agreements are subject to being easily misinterpreted, however. It is therefore prudent to use a simple form, upon which the signatory can tick the corresponding boxes. In this way, each party to the arrangement is assured the pleasantness which the act itself intends.
Most men don't put any though into sex at all. If you collate your data on a spreadsheet, incorporating graphs for trending preferences, she will surely be flattered as well as impressed with your proficiency in statistical analysis.
I got a boner reading that response, sorry.
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You outta see the whiteboard I use to diagram positional transitions.
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You outta see the whiteboard I use to diagram positional transitions.
Do you run a gutter off of it into a drip pan?
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If you've seen fit to install a gutter as a sex aid, you're doing something very wrong or something very right.
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I love Hollywood, Florida.....I was there last weenkend, had a Great time...I think it's a nice place....they seem to have a few millionaires in that city....they either live there or they're visiting.......Regardles s, I was impressed
I live 20 minutes away from Hollywood in Weston FL. Stay at the Hollywood Beach Resort almost every year in the summer! It,s great huge Hotel-Resort on the Beach! The Broadwalk there is great with great Bars and Restaraunts! It's South Floridas version of the Jersey Shore!
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BWAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAH
zimmerman approved
LOL great post!!!!
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I live 20 minutes away from Hollywood in Weston FL. Stay at the Hollywood Beach Resort almost every year in the summer! It,s great huge Hotel-Resort on the Beach! The Broadwalk there is great with great Bars and Restaraunts! It's South Floridas version of the Jersey Shore!
Do you lift at Fitness21?
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Do you lift at Fitness21?
No, I trained at Midtown for a few months. I was a member of Clubfit in Cooper City for years!
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And ft meyrs beach is 1/2 ghetto, 1/2 nice. Stay on the far side near Gullwing and it's cool. Other side is the local drunks & shrimper whores. 240 or tour guide.
Update, 240 the Gullwing is right across the street from the housing addition the house we are staying is at. It is called Fairview Isles. There is one huge house you can see from the upper floors of Gullwing and that is the house we are at.
That Publix does suck ass. Went to Docs for pizza tongiht, pretty good. Ate at Parrott Key last night, it was awesome. Randu's Fish House was terrible, and Pinchers was just ok. We have been leaving out DNA all over the house and pool.
Thanks to everyone for their input on places to go. Butterbean, we are going to Waterplace Shops tomorrow.
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If you go to the Waterside Shops tomorrow, sit at the bar at Brio and have a drink. Decent food and really cool atmosphere.
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If you go to the Waterside Shops tomorrow, sit at the bar at Brio and have a drink. Decent food and really cool atmosphere.
Thanks James, we may have lunch there. You are not going to come up behind me and put a bullet in the back of my head are you? ;D
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LOL! Depends, how much money do you owe me? Seriously, not to worry, I live in Colorado now. Did live in Naples for about 2 years a little while back. A bit boring, but gorgeous.
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LOL! Depends, how much money do you owe me? Seriously, not to worry, I live in Colorado now. Did live in Naples for about 2 years a little while back. A bit boring, but gorgeous.
Yes, Naples is real nice. 240 is right, Ft Myers itself is a bit of a shithole. Ft Myers Beach and Bonita Springs is pretty decent.
So you are in Colorado, that drive on 70 from Denver to Grand Junction is a trip.
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I was never too crazy about Ft. Myers either. Would go downtown two or three times a year to meet friends. Most of the Ft. Myers locals hang out more at the bars and restaurants at Gulf Coast Town Center.
Another cool thing you may want to do is go to Everglades City and take an airboat ride. It's about an hour or so from Naples. Also, a bit further south (about 3 - 5 minutes from the Everglades City exit) there's a really weird/creepy wildlife sanctuary type of place. Dude who runs it is straight out of Deliverance. But the place is a blast. Has a HUGE python he'll let you play with sometimes and tons of other creatures all around the place. Everything from talking parrots to a killer turtle that has more jaw pressure than an alligator.
Also in Bonita Springs, there's Everglades Wonder Gardens. It's really cheesey, but cool at the same time. You'll see a ton of alligators and all kinds of animals. Pretty educational as well. Plus it's in the old section of Bonita (Old 41), which has a bit of character, and a good Mexican restaurant or two.
So you're familiar with Colorado? I live in Boulder. There are a ton of great drives around here. Some pretty harrowing along the cliffs. Enjoy Naples/Ft. Myers.
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If you go to the Waterside Shops tomorrow, sit at the bar at Brio and have a drink. Decent food and really cool atmosphere.
We were just there about 2 weeks ago...ate at Brio (at Waterside Shops) for the first time.
gymrat, if you like spicey and not a "clean" food, the chicken chipotle sandwich is great (fontina and boursin cheeses).
Tons of sales right now for your wife rat, but even though Pastrami Dan's was closed, teh off season and lack of population is great. Enjoy!
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Update, 240 the Gullwing is right across the street from the housing addition the house we are staying is at. It is called Fairview Isles. There is one huge house you can see from the upper floors of Gullwing and that is the house we are at.
That Publix does suck ass. Went to Docs for pizza tongiht, pretty good. Ate at Parrott Key last night, it was awesome. Randu's Fish House was terrible, and Pinchers was just ok. We have been leaving out DNA all over the house and pool.
Thanks to everyone for their input on places to go. Butterbean, we are going to Waterplace Shops tomorrow.
very cool. Weather is HOT this week, huh?
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very cool. Weather is HOT this week, huh?
The heat is pretty brutal. I give it a 9.8 on the Sea Monkey scale. I am leaving them everywhere. We went back down to Captiva this morning and just dicked around. Had breakfast at the RC Otter I believe it is called. I bet I will put on 15 lbs while I am here. Going to go behind the Holiday Inn just down from us and rent a cabana and waverunner tomorrow. We were going to parasail but they want $150 for a tandem ride for 15 mins in the air. I don't mind spending money but I also don't like getting raped. That is a litte over the top in price.
Went downtown Ft. Myers yesterday afternoon to check out Howl Tattoo but like every business there was downtown, they were closed. Only a couple bars open.
No matter what the weather is or anything else, this sure as hell beats the fuck out of working for 2 weeks.
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We were just there about 2 weeks ago...ate at Brio (at Waterside Shops) for the first time.
gymrat, if you like spicey and not a "clean" food, the chicken chipotle sandwich is great (fontina and boursin cheeses).
Tons of sales right now for your wife rat, but even though Pastrami Dan's was closed, teh off season and lack of population is great. Enjoy!
We were going to go to Brio for lunch today but got back a little late from Captiva. I have not been eating clean at all, back to it after this vacation. We are going to the outlet mall and Waterside shops tonight though. Then drinks at The Cottage and Launi Kai (sp?)
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The heat is pretty brutal. I give it a 9.8 on the Sea Monkey scale. I am leaving them everywhere. We went back down to Captiva this morning and just dicked around. Had breakfast at the RC Otter I believe it is called. I bet I will put on 15 lbs while I am here. Going to go behind the Holiday Inn just down from us and rent a cabana and waverunner tomorrow. We were going to parasail but they want $150 for a tandem ride for 15 mins in the air. I don't mind spending money but I also don't like getting raped. That is a litte over the top in price.
Went downtown Ft. Myers yesterday afternoon to check out Howl Tattoo but like every business there was downtown, they were closed. Only a couple bars open.
No matter what the weather is or anything else, this sure as hell beats the fuck out of working for 2 weeks.
Still got them monkeys on (the rear end of) your back, huh ? :-X
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It is our 25th wedding anniversary in a couple weeks and my wife and I are going to Ft. Myers for the first time for 10 days. My wife's sister and her husband just bought a $1.75 million dollar house on the inlet water and we are staying there (they will not be there). Looking for input for nice places to go for dinner and sites to see. We are too fucking old to go clubbing plus neither of us drink. Any help would be appreciated.
One other question, would a true getbigger leave their loads on the sheets or should I wash them before I leave?
a true getbigger is on so much AAS that they are shooting blanks, therefore they just inseminate pussy, therefore your question is moot
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Still got them monkeys on (the rear end of) your back, huh ? :-X
I think I got them for life. :-[
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a true getbigger is on so much AAS that they are shooting blanks, therefore they just inseminate pussy, therefore your question is moot
I better up the dose then because last night I left enough jizz to spackle a ceiling.
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No. Not in Fort Myers I wouldn't. I can think of several other places I would rather be (with or without staying in a mansion). But there's no need for you to be defensive. If that's where you have chosen to go... go and have fun! 8)
I go to Florida very regularly but Ft. Myers is never on my itinerary.
You are extremely annoying.
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Then drinks at The Cottage and Launi Kai (sp?)
decent enough. walk across the street to the Beached Whale - they have an awesome rooftop bar... nice way to see the beach and avoid loud ass rock music. Unless that's your thing!
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Is Siesta Key still good?
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Is Siesta Key still good?
I couldn't tell you. It has been a lot of years since I have been there.