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Aussie man glued to toilet
SYDNEY - AUSTRALIAN police and civic leaders on Monday appealed for help catching pranksters who glued a man to a public toilet seat, forcing an embarrassing rescue by ambulance officers.
A 58-year-old was taken to hospital with the toilet seat still attached to his behind after he used a booby-trapped convenience in a shopping centre in the northeastern resort city of Cairns on Saturday.
Police investigating the incident made a public appeal for help finding the joker, while furious city officials described the stunt as a 'sick joke.'
'I'm disgusted that a gentleman has had to go through that because someone thinks it's funny - it's a sick joke,' Cairns City Council community safety committee chair Di Forsyth told the Australian Associated Press.
'I think the community would be outraged and quite rightly so... it's quite a dangerous prank,' she said, calling on members of the public to help identify the perpetrators.
Police said hospital staff removed the toilet seat from the humiliated victim's behind using industrial strength solvents. -- AFP
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Man that would be embarrasing.
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I'm sorry. ;D
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I'm sorry. ;D
Sorry he didn't know about your chest?
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I'm sorry. ;D
It could have been worse booty, imagine you chose that cubicle for breakfast, you would have had to walk into A&E with the seat hanging from your hair (sorry lol) ;D
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Sorry he didn't know about your chest?
LOL ;D
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Sorry he didn't know about your chest?
Sorry that I used such a strong industrial glue. ;D
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Aussie man glued to toilet
SYDNEY - AUSTRALIAN police and civic leaders on Monday appealed for help catching pranksters who glued a man to a public toilet seat, forcing an embarrassing rescue by ambulance officers.
A 58-year-old was taken to hospital with the toilet seat still attached to his behind after he used a booby-trapped convenience in a shopping centre in the northeastern resort city of Cairns on Saturday.
Police investigating the incident made a public appeal for help finding the joker, while furious city officials described the stunt as a 'sick joke.'
'I'm disgusted that a gentleman has had to go through that because someone thinks it's funny - it's a sick joke,' Cairns City Council community safety committee chair Di Forsyth told the Australian Associated Press.
'I think the community would be outraged and quite rightly so... it's quite a dangerous prank,' she said, calling on members of the public to help identify the perpetrators.
Police said hospital staff removed the toilet seat from the humiliated victim's behind using industrial strength solvents. -- AFP
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a getbigger for sure
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did the Guy at least wipe his arse??
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It could have been worse booty, imagine you chose that cubicle for breakfast, you would have had to walk into A&E with the seat hanging from your hair (sorry lol) ;D
I am having a blond moment. Why would I use that cubicle for my breakfast BigCyp? ??? Please don't let this be a truely sick twisted answer.
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did the Guy at least wipe his arse??
He probably had other things on his mind at the time, such as how to remove the toilet seat from his butt.
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He probably had other things on his mind at the time, such as how to remove the toilet seat from his butt.
LOL
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He probably had other things on his mind at the time, such as how to remove the toilet seat from his butt.
;D
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I am having a blond moment. Why would I use that cubicle for my breakfast BigCyp? ??? Please don't let this be a truely sick twisted answer.
Sorry, I mean't to say you went to Mcdonalds and fell over
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Sorry, I mean't to say you went to Mcdonalds and fell over
My bad toilet experience was actually getting locked in there one time. Luckily I have a loud scream. ;D
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My bad toilet experience was actually getting locked in there one time. Luckily I have a loud scream. ;D
Every toilet experience is a bad one since you have to sit down on men's dried urine residue.
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nothing worse than sitting in a public toilet and you let out a loud fart... ;D sort of vibrates in the pan....
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Every toilet experience is a bad one since you have to sit down on men's dried urine residue.
I squat, I don't actually sit on a public toilet seat. I just remembered another bad toilet experience. I was in the outback here and there was a big snake wrapped up in the toilet bowl. Needless to say I went to the toilet behind some bushes.
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I squat, I don't actually sit on a public toilet seat. I just remembered another bad toilet experience. I was in the outback here and there was a big snake wrapped up in the toilet bowl. Needless to say I went to the toilet behind some bushes.
fuck sake...thatīs crazy.
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fuck sake...thatīs crazy.
It's pretty normal for an outback toilet. My dad actually warned me to look in the toilet bowl and luckily I did or I would have had a big snake wrapped around my ass.
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My bad toilet experience was actually getting locked in there one time. Luckily I have a loud scream. ;D
Lol, reminds me of a time I decided to use an elevator instead of walking up 2 flights of stairs (oh brother ;D) 2 days after a brutal leg workout and the lift got stuck between floors haha. It was a deserted multistorey car park, about 7pm and when I rang the 'emergency assistance bell' it was just a bell that sounded outside the lift lol.
Long story short, I ended up being 'rescued' by 4 burly firebears ;D (I tried climbing out the top of the elevator mission impossible style, but didn't bring my handheld laser saw to cut through the steel ceiling ::) :D)
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It's pretty normal for an outback toilet. My dad actually warned me to look in the toilet bowl and luckily I did or I would have had a big snake wrapped around my ass.
I donīt think i would like it out there. Itīs like some places in the US...fucking snakes...alligators and shit. I saw a thing on TV where some idiots were camping next to a river with alligators in it...i mean are they dumb or what. The Alligator just watched them for a couple of Days and just waited till it knew when to get them...and it did. Ripped a guy up but he lived and the other guy shot at it. I mean how the hell can you sleep knowing one of these bastards is lurcking around??
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I donīt think i would like it out there. Itīs like some places in the US...fucking snakes...alligators and shit. I saw a thing on TV where some idiots were camping next to a river with alligators in it...i mean are they dumb or what. The Alligator just watched them for a couple of Days and just waited till it knew when to get them...and it did. Ripped a guy up but he lived and the other guy shot at it. I mean how the hell can you sleep knowing one of these bastards is lurcking around??
Maybe they thought it was Dave Palumbo going for a swim?
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Lol, reminds me of a time I decided to use an elevator instead of walking up 2 flights of stairs (oh brother ;D) 2 days after a brutal leg workout and the lift got stuck between floors haha. It was a deserted multistorey car park, about 7pm and when I rang the 'emergency assistance bell' it was just a bell that sounded outside the lift lol.
Long story short, I ended up being 'rescued' by 4 burly firebears ;D (I tried climbing out the top of the elevator mission impossible style, but didn't bring my handheld laser saw to cut through the steel ceiling ::) :D)
Your legs would have been knackered after climbing like spiderman. That would have been scarey. Imagine if you were locked in the lift with a complete stranger and there was that awkard silence.
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Your legs would have been knackered after climbing like spiderman. That would have been scarey. Imagine if you were locked in the lift with a complete stranger and there was that awkard silence.
6 minutes and I would be having sex guaranteed.
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Maybe they thought it was Dave Palumbo going for a swim?
;D yeah
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I donīt think i would like it out there. Itīs like some places in the US...fucking snakes...alligators and shit. I saw a thing on TV where some idiots were camping next to a river with alligators in it...i mean are they dumb or what. The Alligator just watched them for a couple of Days and just waited till it knew when to get them...and it did. Ripped a guy up but he lived and the other guy shot at it. I mean how the hell can you sleep knowing one of these bastards is lurcking around??
My friends talked me into going camping with them during snake breeding season here. We camped next to a river and almost instantly snakes were appearing. I made sure my friends never invited me again. I ate all their food, drank their good wine and didn't do any chores like dishes or look for firewood. The next morning some farmers told us that we had camped next to where a huge black phthon snake lived. I was trying to talk my gay male friend into getting in the car and driving to airlie beach to stay at a resort and leave our other friends behind. ;D
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My friends talked me into going camping with them during snake breeding season here. We camped next to a river and almost instantly snakes were appearing. I made sure my friends never invited me again. I ate all their food, drank their good wine and didn't do any chores like dishes or look for firewood. The next morning some farmers told us that we had camped next to where a huge black phthon snake lived. I was trying to talk my gay male friend into getting in the car and driving to airlie beach to stay at a resort and leave our other friends behind. ;D
Thank fuck i live in Europe :o
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Thank fuck i live in Europe :o
Oh you get used to the crazy wildlife here. I love all the dangerous creatures we have.
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Oh you get used to the crazy wildlife here. I love all the dangerous creatures we have.
like roid infested midgest with tattos on their almost mature face?
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Oh you get used to the crazy wildlife here. I love all the dangerous creatures we have.
hmmm...in Scotland you could get ripped apart by a mad sheep....you really have to watch! ;D
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hmmm...in Scotland you could get ripped apart by a mad sheep....you really have to watch! ;D
I've kissed a dingos nose, got too close to a goanna, stepped on too many snakes to count when brisk walking, had a romantic picnic near a croc infested swamp, swim at a beach infested with stingrays and sharks and I have some flesh eating spiders living on the roof of my back door.
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I've kissed a dingos nose, got too close to a goanna, stepped on too many snakes to count when brisk walking, had a romantic picnic near a croc infested swamp, swim at a beach infested with stingrays and sharks and I have some flesh eating spiders living on the roof of my back door.
Don't forget you post on getbig, this is also seriously dangerous
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I've kissed a dingos nose, got too close to a goanna, stepped on too many snakes to count when brisk walking, had a romantic picnic near a croc infested swamp, swim at a beach infested with stingrays and sharks and I have some flesh eating spiders living on the roof of my back door.
I am a back door flesh eater as well booty. ;D
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Don't forget you post on getbig, this is also seriously dangerous
Oh that's more dangerous than all the creatures in australia. ;D
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I'm surprised he didn't see the glue. Times I'm forced to use public shitters I'll wipe it down and put paper over the seat..
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I am a back door flesh eater as well booty. ;D
I probably should get rid of those spiders but then I think I will be taking some poor geckos dinner so I leave them.
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Oh that's more dangerous than all the creatures in australia. ;D
Been told my snake is a bit dangerous....spits too.... ;D
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I'm surprised he didn't see the glue. Times I'm forced to use public shitters I'll wipe it down and put paper over the seat..
I do the same TrueGrit. The guy in question must love sitting bare ass in warm man pee and poop freckles.
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I'm surprised he didn't see the glue. Times I'm forced to use public shitters I'll wipe it down and put paper over the seat..
It's probably one of those clear glues. How would he have got the seat off the toilet to actually ask someone for help? HAHAHA ;D
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I'm surprised he didn't see the glue. Times I'm forced to use public shitters I'll wipe it down and put paper over the seat..
Then your hand would have got stuck
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Then your hand would have got stuck
No, it wouldn't.
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No, it wouldn't.
Oh you mean you don't wipe the old piss and shit off the seat with your bare hand??? I am going to have to try your method.
OneManGang, you use toilet paper to wipe the seat off. ::)
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Oh you mean you don't wipe the old piss and shit off the seat with your bare hand??? I am going to have to try your method.
OneManGang, you use toilet paper to wipe the seat off. ::)
Toilet paper is pretty thin so your hand would get stuck along with the toilet paper. But better your hand than your bare ass. ;D
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Oh you mean you don't wipe the old piss and shit off the seat with your bare hand??? I am going to have to try your method.
OneManGang, you use toilet paper to wipe the seat off. ::)
;D
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what if say someone had jacked off over the seat? you do get sick fucks...
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what if say someone had jacked off over the seat? you do get sick fucks...
Why does that make me a sick fuck??
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what if say someone had jacked off over the seat? you do get sick fucks...
That is why you never sit on a toilet seat. Always do your squats in the gym and develope strong quads and glutes so that you can take a dump squatting/half standing. This doesn't sound right. :-\
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I treat every public seat like a petri dish of bacteria and disease: piss, shit, STDs, cum.. Grab a wad of paper and wipe it down. Then lay sheets of paper on the seat and do what needs to be done.
I can't imagine doing any different. I even use paper to touch the door handles and flush. I'm almost OCD in those hell holes.
(http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2009/08/covertoiletbowl.jpg)
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That is why you never sit on a toilet seat. Always do your squats in the gym and develope strong quads and glutes so that you can take a dump squatting/half standing. This doesn't sound right. :-\
What do you do if you know it is going to be a spray shit? You know, the kind of shit that is like putting your thumb over the garden hose. You can't hover in that circumstance. You will have a ring of shit spray on your legs.
Sorry, I just like thinking things out.
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What do you do if you know it is going to be a spray shit? You know, the kind of shit that is like putting your thumb over the garden hose. You can't hover in that circumstance. You will have a ring of shit spray on your legs.
Sorry, I just like thinking things out.
I actually have a really funny story. My mother inlaw many years ago ate something which gave her an upset stomach. I went to the new museum with her and my very young children in melbourne. The walls had just been freshly painted and she went to the toilet and sprayed shit all over the newly painted walls of the toilet. She laughed so much until she had tears running down her face. This is a real life story, I am not kidding.
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I actually have a really funny story. My mother inlaw many years ago ate something which gave her an upset stomach. I went to the new museum with her and my very young children in melbourne. The walls had just been freshly painted and she went to the toilet and sprayed shit all over the newly painted walls of the toilet. She laughed so much until she had tears running down her face. This is a real life story, I am not kidding.
That story made me fully erect, is that wrong?
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I have sat in a cubicle where you could see someone used their fingers to smear their shit on the walls...is this modern Art?
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That story made me fully erect, is that wrong?
It made me laugh thinking about it. I couldn't get out of that museum fast enough and I never went with her again. She never ate pork ribs again either.
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I have sat in a cubicle where you could see someone used their fingers to smear their shit on the walls...is this modern Art?
It's cleaner to use a bush outdoors. I have used bushes instead of public toilets...much cleaner.
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It made me laugh thinking about it. I couldn't get out of that museum fast enough and I never went with her again. She never ate pork ribs again either.
My elderly mom was in Florida with 3 other old women and they were out driving around shopping. The lady driving shit her pants, then shut off the air condiitioning in the car telling the other ladies it would blow the smell on them. They all figured they would turn around and she would shower and change but no, she went straight to the mall and walked around with shit in her pants. My mom said they all wanted to puke with the a/c off stuck in a car in 90+ degree Florida weather driving around with Miss Shittypants.
True story.
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Oh you mean you don't wipe the old piss and shit off the seat with your bare hand??? I am going to have to try your method.
OneManGang, you use toilet paper to wipe the seat off. ::)
Of course. Paper is for queers, sissies, women and people with OCD and fobias.
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I have sat in a cubicle where you could see someone used their fingers to smear their shit on the walls...is this modern Art?
Modern art is when you get the perfect amount of garalic sauce swirled onto a salami, pepperoni and jalapeno hand stretched pizza
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I have sat in a cubicle where you could see someone used their fingers to smear their shit on the walls...is this modern Art?
(http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Need-Toilet-Paper-2815.jpg)
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I have sat in a cubicle where you could see someone used their fingers to smear their shit on the walls...is this modern Art?
No its traditional African art
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Wow, I feel for that poor bastard! Definitely a shitty experience to have to endure.
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Wow, I feel for that poor bastard! Definitely a shitty experience to have to endure.
I think it was a skit on a real incident. If you look at the time lapse it is not accurate. He is dealing cards in 1 hour - lol! Still funny though.
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My elderly mom was in Florida with 3 other old women and they were out driving around shopping. The lady driving shit her pants, then shut off the air condiitioning in the car telling the other ladies it would blow the smell on them. They all figured they would turn around and she would shower and change but no, she went straight to the mall and walked around with shit in her pants. My mom said they all wanted to puke with the a/c off stuck in a car in 90+ degree Florida weather driving around with Miss Shittypants.
True story.
Wow you think she would have wanted to shower asap.
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My elderly mom was in Florida with 3 other old women and they were out driving around shopping. The lady driving shit her pants, then shut off the air condiitioning in the car telling the other ladies it would blow the smell on them. They all figured they would turn around and she would shower and change but no, she went straight to the mall and walked around with shit in her pants. My mom said they all wanted to puke with the a/c off stuck in a car in 90+ degree Florida weather driving around with Miss Shittypants.
True story.
That story made me fully erect, is that wrong?
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I've kissed a dingos nose, got too close to a goanna, stepped on too many snakes to count when brisk walking, had a romantic picnic near a croc infested swamp, swim at a beach infested with stingrays and sharks and I have some flesh eating spiders living on the roof of my back door.
Those creatures pale in comparison to the deadly ass eating kitten
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Those creatures pale in comparison to the deadly ass eating kitten
Awwwwww those eyes.
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I actually have a really funny story. My mother inlaw many years ago ate something which gave her an upset stomach. I went to the new museum with her and my very young children in melbourne. The walls had just been freshly painted and she went to the toilet and sprayed shit all over the newly painted walls of the toilet. She laughed so much until she had tears running down her face. This is a real life story, I am not kidding.
Hilarious story. ::) reading this shitty thread is clear from your descriptions of you technique for squatting and shitting that you are no stranger to scatology.
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Wow you think she would have wanted to shower asap.
did you shower asap after Lee shit on your chest?
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Hilarious story. ::) reading this shitty thread is clear from your descriptions of you technique for squatting and shitting that you are no stranger to scatology.
No, it means that I am clean and don't sit down on public toilets which mean that my ass will never get glued to a toilet seat. ;D
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Every toilet experience is a bad one since you have to sit down on men's dried urine residue.
One time when I was in 7th grade I was dropping a deuce at a restaurant bathroom and somebody turned off the lights, I kept saying hello, hello, but no answer and I was like " fuck, somebody is trying to rape me" lol anyways so I finished the deed, cleaned up, and I slowly started to open the stall door and peeked my head out, of course I couldn't see shit cause it was dark as night, at that very moment my buddy walked in and hit the light only to find me peering out of the bathroom stall and he's like "what the fuck are you doing?" And I just busted out laughing and couldn't stop to even try to explain to him what had just happened!
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One time when I was in 7th grade I was dropping a deuce at a restaurant bathroom and somebody turned off the lights, I kept saying hello, hello, but no answer and I was like " fuck, somebody is trying to rape me" lol anyways so I finished the deed, cleaned up, and I slowly started to open the stall door and peeked my head out, of course I couldn't see shit cause it was dark as night, at that very moment my buddy walked in and hit the light only to find me peering out of the bathroom stall and he's like "what the fuck are you doing?" And I just busted out laughing and couldn't stop to even try to explain to him what had just happened!
LOL. Good shit, BA. ;D ;D
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That story made me fully erect, is that wrong?
I got fully erect when my mom told me that story, is that wrong?
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My elderly mom was in Florida with 3 other old women and they were out driving around shopping. The lady driving shit her pants, then shut off the air condiitioning in the car telling the other ladies it would blow the smell on them. They all figured they would turn around and she would shower and change but no, she went straight to the mall and walked around with shit in her pants. My mom said they all wanted to puke with the a/c off stuck in a car in 90+ degree Florida weather driving around with Miss Shittypants.
True story.
Miss Shittypants sounds like a getbigger ! 8)