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[booty]

What do you do if you know it is going to be a spray shit? You know, the kind of shit that is like putting your thumb over the garden hose. You can't hover in that circumstance. You will have a ring of shit spray on your legs.

Sorry, I just like thinking things out.

I actually have a really funny story.  My mother inlaw many years ago ate something which gave her an upset stomach.  I went to the new museum with her and my very young children in melbourne.  The walls had just been freshly painted and she went to the toilet and sprayed shit all over the newly painted walls of the toilet.  She laughed so much until she had tears running down her face.  This is a real life story, I am not kidding.

[gym**rat]

I actually have a really funny story.  My mother inlaw many years ago ate something which gave her an upset stomach.  I went to the new museum with her and my very young children in melbourne.  The walls had just been freshly painted and she went to the toilet and sprayed shit all over the newly painted walls of the toilet.  She laughed so much until she had tears running down her face.  This is a real life story, I am not kidding.

That story made me fully erect, is that wrong?

[Donny]

I have sat in a cubicle where you could see someone used their fingers to smear their shit on the walls...is this modern Art?

[booty]

That story made me fully erect, is that wrong?

It made me laugh thinking about it.  I couldn't get out of that museum fast enough and I never went with her again.  She never ate pork ribs again either. 

[booty]

I have sat in a cubicle where you could see someone used their fingers to smear their shit on the walls...is this modern Art?

It's cleaner to use a bush outdoors.  I have used bushes instead of public toilets...much cleaner. 

[gym**rat]

It made me laugh thinking about it.  I couldn't get out of that museum fast enough and I never went with her again.  She never ate pork ribs again either. 

My elderly mom was in Florida with 3 other old women and they were out driving around shopping. The lady driving shit her pants, then shut off the air condiitioning in the car telling the other ladies it would blow the smell on them. They all figured they would turn around and she would shower and change but no, she went straight to the mall and walked around with shit in her pants. My mom said they all wanted to puke with the a/c off stuck in a car in 90+ degree Florida weather driving around with Miss Shittypants.
True story.

[OneManGang]

Oh you mean you don't wipe the old piss and shit off the seat with your bare hand??? I am going to have to try your method. 

OneManGang, you use toilet paper to wipe the seat off.   

Of course. Paper is for queers, sissies, women and people with OCD and fobias.

[BigCyp]

I have sat in a cubicle where you could see someone used their fingers to smear their shit on the walls...is this modern Art?

Modern art is when you get the perfect amount of garalic sauce swirled onto a salami, pepperoni and jalapeno hand stretched pizza

[TrueGrit]

I have sat in a cubicle where you could see someone used their fingers to smear their shit on the walls...is this modern Art?

[OneManGang]

I have sat in a cubicle where you could see someone used their fingers to smear their shit on the walls...is this modern Art?

No its traditional African art

[quadzilla456]

[Radical Plato]

Wow, I feel for that poor bastard! Definitely a shitty experience to have to endure.

[quadzilla456]

Wow, I feel for that poor bastard! Definitely a shitty experience to have to endure.

I think it was a skit on a real incident. If you look at the time lapse it is not accurate. He is dealing cards in 1 hour - lol! Still funny though.

[booty]

My elderly mom was in Florida with 3 other old women and they were out driving around shopping. The lady driving shit her pants, then shut off the air condiitioning in the car telling the other ladies it would blow the smell on them. They all figured they would turn around and she would shower and change but no, she went straight to the mall and walked around with shit in her pants. My mom said they all wanted to puke with the a/c off stuck in a car in 90+ degree Florida weather driving around with Miss Shittypants.
True story.

Wow you think she would have wanted to shower asap. 

[d0nny2600]

My elderly mom was in Florida with 3 other old women and they were out driving around shopping. The lady driving shit her pants, then shut off the air condiitioning in the car telling the other ladies it would blow the smell on them. They all figured they would turn around and she would shower and change but no, she went straight to the mall and walked around with shit in her pants. My mom said they all wanted to puke with the a/c off stuck in a car in 90+ degree Florida weather driving around with Miss Shittypants.
True story.

That story made me fully erect, is that wrong?

[orion]

I've kissed a dingos nose, got too close to a goanna, stepped on too many snakes to count when brisk walking, had a romantic picnic near a croc infested swamp, swim at a beach infested with stingrays and sharks and I have some flesh eating spiders living on the roof of my back door. 

Those creatures pale in comparison to the deadly ass eating kitten

[booty]

Those creatures pale in comparison to the deadly ass eating kitten

Awwwwww those eyes. 

[TruthHurts]

I actually have a really funny story.  My mother inlaw many years ago ate something which gave her an upset stomach.  I went to the new museum with her and my very young children in melbourne.  The walls had just been freshly painted and she went to the toilet and sprayed shit all over the newly painted walls of the toilet.  She laughed so much until she had tears running down her face.  This is a real life story, I am not kidding.

Hilarious story.  reading this shitty thread is clear from your descriptions of you technique for squatting and shitting that you are no stranger to scatology.

[orangeman]

Wow you think she would have wanted to shower asap. 

did you shower asap after Lee shit on your chest?

[booty]

Hilarious story.  reading this shitty thread is clear from your descriptions of you technique for squatting and shitting that you are no stranger to scatology.

No, it means that I am clean and don't sit down on public toilets which mean that my ass will never get glued to a toilet seat.   

[BIG ACH]

Every toilet experience is a bad one since you have to sit down on men's dried urine residue.

One time when I was in 7th grade  I was dropping a deuce at a restaurant bathroom and somebody turned off the lights, I kept saying hello, hello, but no answer and I was like " fuck, somebody is trying to rape me" lol anyways so I finished the deed, cleaned up, and I slowly started to open the stall door and peeked my head out, of course I couldn't see shit cause it was dark as night, at that very moment my buddy walked in and hit the light only to find me peering out of the bathroom stall and he's like "what the fuck are you doing?" And I just busted out laughing and couldn't stop to even try to explain to him what had just happened!

[TruthHurts]

One time when I was in 7th grade  I was dropping a deuce at a restaurant bathroom and somebody turned off the lights, I kept saying hello, hello, but no answer and I was like " fuck, somebody is trying to rape me" lol anyways so I finished the deed, cleaned up, and I slowly started to open the stall door and peeked my head out, of course I couldn't see shit cause it was dark as night, at that very moment my buddy walked in and hit the light only to find me peering out of the bathroom stall and he's like "what the fuck are you doing?" And I just busted out laughing and couldn't stop to even try to explain to him what had just happened!

LOL. Good shit, BA. 

[gym**rat]

That story made me fully erect, is that wrong?

I got fully erect when my mom told me that story, is that wrong?

[Dr Dutch]

My elderly mom was in Florida with 3 other old women and they were out driving around shopping. The lady driving shit her pants, then shut off the air condiitioning in the car telling the other ladies it would blow the smell on them. They all figured they would turn around and she would shower and change but no, she went straight to the mall and walked around with shit in her pants. My mom said they all wanted to puke with the a/c off stuck in a car in 90+ degree Florida weather driving around with Miss Shittypants.
True story.

Miss Shittypants sounds like a getbigger !