Thank God and technology for a wonderful website called plenty of fish. How else can you so easily get pussy without ever having to step foot outside your own house? This is how easy POF is: if you can not get on there and be fucking a slut within about a week of being a member, you are gay. Sure, most of them are fat, ugly, or both, and most of them are crazy as fuck also. There are a few cute ones, however, who are only crazy and not fat; these sluts are fuckable. I just got off the phone with this real weird one. The whole time we are txting and then the whole time we are on the phone she is acting so innocent, like she would never do anything so soon. My dick is in topic all the time and finially it comes to be that she wants to see it. So i send the picture and she loves it. It's not huge just real thick like bitches like it. Then we go from txting to talking on the phone, and shes telling me how she loves sucking dick, loves pleasing a man, can make me cum by sucking my dick and deepthroating me. Then she wants to have a little phone sex, and I find out she likes it rough! I love you POF. She is coming over at 9 am tomorrow after she drops her kid at daycare. She claims we are not having sex, but I'm pretty sure she's a slut.
Thank God and technology for a wonderful website called plenty of fish. How else can you so easily get pussy without ever having to step foot outside your own house? This is how easy POF is: if you can not get on there and be fucking a slut within about a week of being a member, you are gay. Sure, most of them are fat, ugly, or both, and most of them are crazy as fuck also. There are a few cute ones, however, who are only crazy and not fat; these sluts are fuckable. I just got off the phone with this real weird one. The whole time we are txting and then the whole time we are on the phone she is acting so innocent, like she would never do anything so soon. My dick is in topic all the time and finially it comes to be that she wants to see it. So i send the picture and she loves it. It's not huge just real thick like bitches like it. Then we go from txting to talking on the phone, and shes telling me how she loves sucking dick, loves pleasing a man, can make me cum by sucking my dick and deepthroating me. Then she wants to have a little phone sex, and I find out she likes it rough! I love you POF. She is coming over at 9 am tomorrow after she drops her kid at daycare. She claims we are not having sex, but I'm pretty sure she's a slut.Does "she" know that you are only 5 feet 3 inches tall? ???
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Does "she" know that you are only 5 feet 3 inches tall? ???
Yes she knows i am 5'4.Nice try. You know you have added at least an inch you are 5 foot 3 or 5 foot 2 at best.
Yes she knows i am 5'4.
Thank God and technology for a wonderful website called plenty of fish. How else can you so easily get pussy without ever having to step foot outside your own house? This is how easy POF is: if you can not get on there and be fucking a slut within about a week of being a member, you are gay. Sure, most of them are fat, ugly, or both, and most of them are crazy as fuck also. There are a few cute ones, however, who are only crazy and not fat; these sluts are fuckable. I just got off the phone with this real weird one. The whole time we are txting and then the whole time we are on the phone she is acting so innocent, like she would never do anything so soon. My dick is in topic all the time and finially it comes to be that she wants to see it. So i send the picture and she loves it. It's not huge just real thick like bitches like it. Then we go from txting to talking on the phone, and shes telling me how she loves sucking dick, loves pleasing a man, can make me cum by sucking my dick and deepthroating me. Then she wants to have a little phone sex, and I find out she likes it rough! I love you POF. She is coming over at 9 am tomorrow after she drops her kid at daycare. She claims we are not having sex, but I'm pretty sure she's a slut.STFU.....Are you for real???
STFU.....Are you for real???prolly not but it makes for an entertaining read
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"Hiiii, nice to see you!"
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a dutch fella?
Yes it's doctor dutch all dressed up.
I hope you're either:
1) JACKED
2) rich
3) facially handsome
4) big in the right areas
STFU.....Are you for real???
Thank God and technology for a wonderful website called plenty of fish. How else can you so easily get pussy without ever having to step foot outside your own house? This is how easy POF is: if you can not get on there and be fucking a slut within about a week of being a member, you are gay. Sure, most of them are fat, ugly, or both, and most of them are crazy as fuck also. There are a few cute ones, however, who are only crazy and not fat; these sluts are fuckable. I just got off the phone with this real weird one. The whole time we are txting and then the whole time we are on the phone she is acting so innocent, like she would never do anything so soon. My dick is in topic all the time and finially it comes to be that she wants to see it. So i send the picture and she loves it. It's not huge just real thick like bitches like it. Then we go from txting to talking on the phone, and shes telling me how she loves sucking dick, loves pleasing a man, can make me cum by sucking my dick and deepthroating me. Then she wants to have a little phone sex, and I find out she likes it rough! I love you POF. She is coming over at 9 am tomorrow after she drops her kid at daycare. She claims we are not having sex, but I'm pretty sure she's a slut.
Thank God and technology for a wonderful website called plenty of fish. How else can you so easily get pussy without ever having to step foot outside your own house? This is how easy POF is: if you can not get on there and be fucking a slut within about a week of being a member, you are gay. Sure, most of them are fat, ugly, or both, and most of them are crazy as fuck also. There are a few cute ones, however, who are only crazy and not fat; these sluts are fuckable. I just got off the phone with this real weird one. The whole time we are txting and then the whole time we are on the phone she is acting so innocent, like she would never do anything so soon. My dick is in topic all the time and finially it comes to be that she wants to see it. So i send the picture and she loves it. It's not huge just real thick like bitches like it. Then we go from txting to talking on the phone, and shes telling me how she loves sucking dick, loves pleasing a man, can make me cum by sucking my dick and deepthroating me. Then she wants to have a little phone sex, and I find out she likes it rough! I love you POF. She is coming over at 9 am tomorrow after she drops her kid at daycare. She claims we are not having sex, but I'm pretty sure she's a slut.
Is this POF site free...?
When I was single for a bit, I took getbigs advice and used this site. I officially met the most crazy girl I have ever talked to in my life, HANDS DOWN. She had a daughter which was whatever.. I was cool with her but didn't try at all.... she started to instantly became clingy as fuck before I ever met her. Starts acting like I could be her daughters father and expects me to eventually do shit with her.. So I tried to just put her down easy and was like listen, I am not over my ex girlfriend so I don't want to lead you on.. I just got out of a long relationship. She responds with telling me she basically just wants fucked and thats it.. so I think, hey why not she was a decent looking girl and had some huge tits. I made it clear this is JUST SEX. I even told her I am moving out of town next month. So she comes over.. we bone instantly and she leaves right away. I think awesome, I can handle this.. seemed cool in person pretty good in bed so whatever. She starts going really psycho on me.. She starts to trying to "date" and I tell her I can't. She freaks out on me telling I am a piece of shit and just like every other guy and starts going off the deep end about ruining my life and how she told her daughter about me.. So I think ok whatever bitch is crazy and this is over. I stop responding to her. She shows up at my fucking townhouse three times, and my roommate tells her every time I am not there. . She then proceeds to send FAKE text messages, pretending like she was texting someone else.. talking about how she is making $100k a year now as a lawyer(she didn't go to law school), how she is getting paid to model now, how her ex wishes he never left her. Keep in mind these were all set up to make it seem like she was having a normal conversation with someone else even though I never responded so she could never get it mixed up. It has been five months she texts me AT LEAST 4-5 times a week STILL with "Hi." I have a program on my phone to block her number instead of going to verizon, but I can still see texts and calls...
This is all from meeting a girl once, boning her, and that was it.
When I was single for a bit, I took getbigs advice and used this site. I officially met the most crazy girl I have ever talked to in my life, HANDS DOWN. She had a daughter which was whatever.. I was cool with her but didn't try at all.... she started to instantly became clingy as fuck before I ever met her. Starts acting like I could be her daughters father and expects me to eventually do shit with her.. So I tried to just put her down easy and was like listen, I am not over my ex girlfriend so I don't want to lead you on.. I just got out of a long relationship. She responds with telling me she basically just wants fucked and thats it.. so I think, hey why not she was a decent looking girl and had some huge tits. I made it clear this is JUST SEX. I even told her I am moving out of town next month. So she comes over.. we bone instantly and she leaves right away. I think awesome, I can handle this.. seemed cool in person pretty good in bed so whatever. She starts going really psycho on me.. She starts to trying to "date" and I tell her I can't. She freaks out on me telling I am a piece of shit and just like every other guy and starts going off the deep end about ruining my life and how she told her daughter about me.. So I think ok whatever bitch is crazy and this is over. I stop responding to her. She shows up at my fucking townhouse three times, and my roommate tells her every time I am not there. . She then proceeds to send FAKE text messages, pretending like she was texting someone else.. talking about how she is making $100k a year now as a lawyer(she didn't go to law school), how she is getting paid to model now, how her ex wishes he never left her. Keep in mind these were all set up to make it seem like she was having a normal conversation with someone else even though I never responded so she could never get it mixed up. It has been five months she texts me AT LEAST 4-5 times a week STILL with "Hi." I have a program on my phone to block her number instead of going to verizon, but I can still see texts and calls...
This is all from meeting a girl once, boning her, and that was it.
Big Mike Cox style: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?&profile_id=39453831
Big Mike Cox style: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?&profile_id=39453831
Big Mike Cox style: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?&profile_id=39453831
Would so smash
X2
Klinkt als het type man dat eet uit de kutjes van hoeren
Built like a tank, ready for some serious damage
When you guys register for POF do you put your real name and pic on?
I don't want anyone seeing it and thinking I'm some nerd with an online dating profile.
Don't worry about that shit..your gonna have to make something cute and vibrant for girls...bitches love that..talk about your love for travel, you successes...shit women want to hear..go over board...make it sound fake....what it does it differentiates you..99percent of guys in those websites are fucking creeps..
First girl that popped up when I registered. ;D
Shirtless pics....? Good idea or not?
I'm thinking of my main with a shirt and another one of me at my leanest haha
Bad. A lot of women on there say they do not like shirtless pics.
What kind of pics should I put on?
Something from the gym where I have a shirt on?
I don't want to come off as a creep. Want the milfs to see my muscle, but don't want to scare the 18 year olds away.
No shirtless pics..look Profesional..seem valuable..
What kind of pics should I put on?
Something from the gym where I have a shirt on?
I don't want to come off as a creep. Want the milfs to see my muscle, but don't want to scare the 18 year olds away.
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17nblqmbe23fyjpg/original.jpg)One of the few times i will agree with you.
I'm all for what your saying brother...I put hard branch warren like work ethic into messenging..diligent work with my girls who replied back..work the dates good..keep the bitches rolling...all sluts..I've had amazing success in pof..it's a number games..once you understand that you will succeeded..at one point this year, because of pof and the girls I worked, I banged 4 girls on one day..all sluts I founds on pof...I'm a handsome juicer who makes money.. oily fat guys can't accomplish that...i can go on dats on demand..and im fucking good at getting bitches to reply back..i have a perfect protocol and it always works..my current relationship is form a girl there...pof is a grown man video game..I talk to girls on there when I'm bored at work, at the mall, in a date, or in a club...
Update: I fucked her, it wasn't great, and will probably never see her again. Thanks POF!Typical beta male.
How long have you been doing this? Sounds like it'd get old straight quick -- but perhaps that is just me.
I live in south Florida so it can never get old...beautiful girls are always popping up
I mean, mentally and 'spiritually,' to get all metaphorical up in here. I feel empty when I revert to that mode of being (running through chicks like a madman).
I mean, mentally and 'spiritually,' to get all metaphorical up in here. I feel empty when I revert to that mode of being (running through chicks like a madman).
Fag. Real men run through chicks with wanton abandon, pounding piles of pussy with their bulging muscles absent regret or the slightest hint of self-reflection/concern with deeper aspects of life.
Ideally, many of us would probably want to be in a relationship with the woman of our dreams...
true, but for me at least, my fears hold me back...You got to face them one day or continue on 2 choices.
yep, i'm a fucking pussy
Update: I fucked her, it wasn't great, and will probably never see her again. Thanks POF!Sounds like you have regrets. Long on the story, short on the outcome always indicates a problem.
Sounds like you have regrets. Long on the story, short on the outcome always indicates a problem.;D
The women on that site are so desperate! It's like they are begging someone to have someone knock them up just to get a paycheck. Ridiculousness. :-\ :-\Exactly. Wellfare check in the mail.
Come up with some creative opener you can copy and paste..you must work the numbers hard..no mercy
I live in south Florida
I mean, mentally and 'spiritually,' to get all metaphorical up in here. I feel empty when I revert to that mode of being (running through chicks like a madman).
Met 3 girls off that site. One blew me off pretty fast. 2 was decent looking, blew me in my truck after 5 minutes of talking. Number 3 was an attorney (I saw pictures) took her to pound town after 1 cup of coffee. Gave her a facial and never spoke again.
Good times :D
Id rather spank the monkey than waste time going out, having dinner, going back to hers etc just for 5 mins of penis rubbing.As you get older unless its there on a plate at that moment or she's an 8+/10 I really cant be bothered.Exactly.
..in the midst of all this pussy hole out fucking and anal cream pies I feel like I will be subject to the love of my life..
Thank God and technology for a wonderful website called plenty of fish. How else can you so easily get pussy without ever having to step foot outside your own house? This is how easy POF is: if you can not get on there and be fucking a slut within about a week of being a member, you are gay. Sure, most of them are fat, ugly, or both, and most of them are crazy as fuck also. There are a few cute ones, however, who are only crazy and not fat; these sluts are fuckable. I just got off the phone with this real weird one. The whole time we are txting and then the whole time we are on the phone she is acting so innocent, like she would never do anything so soon. My dick is in topic all the time and finially it comes to be that she wants to see it. So i send the picture and she loves it. It's not huge just real thick like bitches like it. Then we go from txting to talking on the phone, and shes telling me how she loves sucking dick, loves pleasing a man, can make me cum by sucking my dick and deepthroating me. Then she wants to have a little phone sex, and I find out she likes it rough! I love you POF. She is coming over at 9 am tomorrow after she drops her kid at daycare. She claims we are not having sex, but I'm pretty sure she's a slut.
With your attitude it is a wonder any sane woman is still internet dating.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/347eh5t.jpg) this one wants to bang shes hot as hell lives about 45 min and i have a girl friend, i dont have the heart to dump my girl and start with this one but got damn this one would be hot
to me thats a solid 9.3
how old is she?
and how old's your girlfriend?
(http://i46.tinypic.com/347eh5t.jpg) this one wants to bang shes hot as hell lives about 45 min and i have a girl friend, i dont have the heart to dump my girl and start with this one but got damn this one would be hot
to me thats a solid 9.3
(http://i46.tinypic.com/347eh5t.jpg) this one wants to bang shes hot as hell lives about 45 min and i have a girl friend, i dont have the heart to dump my girl and start with this one but got damn this one would be hot
to me thats a solid 9.3
This is an easy fix: You don't dump your gf, you cheat on her with the hot POF slut.cheating is fucking work bro almost kills the fun if your girl knows where your at hard to find the time to drive there go on a date or 2 it may take then fuck
cheating is fucking work bro almost kills the fun if your girl knows where your at hard to find the time to drive there go on a date or 2 it may take then fuck
Bro, if you have to take a POF bitch out on a date before she lets you fuck, she is not worth it.you are the man bro
you are the man bro
That's the beauty of internet dating...these bitches don't know I'm a scumbag! They think I am looking for love!