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Title: Nudie colonies
Post by: usmcdevildoc on January 13, 2013, 08:10:52 AM
Been working real hard to create this body and after several competions feel secure enough to strip down in public. GF introduced me to a nude lifestyle. Whenever I get stressed out I just go up to one of the local spots. Love being an exhibitionist. The girls get wet looking at me and all the guys are jealous. It is exhilirating to have 5 babes applying suntan oil on your naked body. Bros introduce your GF or wife to this, you'll love it.

 
DOC
Lift, fuck, make money
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 13, 2013, 08:24:29 AM
Been working real hard to create this body and after several competions feel secure enough to strip down in public. GF introduced me to a nude lifestyle. Whenever I get stressed out I just go up to one of the local spots. Love being an exhibitionist. The girls get wet looking at me and all the guys are jealous. It is exhilirating to have 5 babes applying suntan oil on your naked body. Bros introduce your GF or wife to this, you'll love it.

 
DOC
Lift, fuck, make money

my cousin the midget went to a nudist colony but he said everybody looked like Fidel Castro
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: hipolito mejia on January 13, 2013, 11:03:36 AM
my cousin the midget went to a nudist colony but he said everybody looked like Fidel Castro
.    X2.  Not a single person under 50 years old or in shape. 
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: freespirit on January 13, 2013, 11:13:03 AM
.    X2.  Not a single person under 50 years old or in shape. 

You should know.
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: Archer77 on January 13, 2013, 11:17:27 AM
You should know.

That is why he doesn't want to go, no eye candy.
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: powerpack on January 13, 2013, 11:19:38 AM
.    X2.  Not a single person under 50 years old or in shape. 
LOL
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: freespirit on January 13, 2013, 11:19:55 AM
That is why he doesn't want to go, no eye candy.

Well hippolytus is not exactly what you might call "eye candy" himself.   :-X
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 13, 2013, 11:21:06 AM
Been working real hard to create this body and after several competions feel secure enough to strip down in public. GF introduced me to a nude lifestyle. Whenever I get stressed out I just go up to one of the local spots. Love being an exhibitionist. The girls get wet looking at me and all the guys are jealous. It is exhilirating to have 5 babes applying suntan oil on your naked body. Bros introduce your GF or wife to this, you'll love it.

 
DOC
Lift, fuck, make money

Keep up the good work doc!
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: Tapeworm on January 13, 2013, 03:52:01 PM
I was on a nude beach with a gf at the time in Italy.  There was some disconnect between fantasy and reality.  :-X

Some 60 yo dude walked past at one point swinging a polish sausage.  Awkward pause.  Then gf: "That old man had a big one."  Ok, we're leaving the nude beach now.
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 13, 2013, 03:57:31 PM
You're thinking nude Baywatch

You're getting nude Golden Girls
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: galain on January 14, 2013, 12:48:02 AM
The Germans believe going to the sauna wearing a bathing suit is bad for your health. By sauna, I mean places like this

http://schwabenquellen.de/

If you squint hard enough, the wrinkly people vanish and you're just surrounded by naked Aryan hotties.

One thing I never understood - you wander around naked together, but you still have to have separate changing rooms. Pussy is ok, underwear isn't  ??? ???
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: BikiniSlut on January 14, 2013, 12:49:28 AM
This thread is useless without pics.
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: Kilo Medic on January 14, 2013, 02:39:15 AM
This thread is useless without pics.

Here you go!
(http://www.aanr-east.com/files/images/600/1278069869.jpg)
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: C-BuZz on January 14, 2013, 02:42:21 AM
Here you go!
(http://www.aanr-east.com/files/images/600/1278069869.jpg)

Colony of walrus's.
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: galain on January 14, 2013, 03:40:04 AM
T

If you squint hard enough, the wrinkly people vanish and you're just surrounded by naked Caucasian hotties.



I didn't write caucasian. Is there a problem with the word A R Y A N?
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: Radical Plato on January 14, 2013, 03:45:11 AM
Whenever I read usmcdevildoc posts, I always think of American Psycho's Patrick Bateman, I think he is a gimmick, but if he is real, he is the definition of a narcissistic sociopath.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ACQccpcVwNk/Sr4YVNafFvI/AAAAAAAAGdA/djSqXdKEdDo/s400/christian_bale_american_psycho_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: WOOO on January 14, 2013, 06:00:29 AM
Been working real hard to create this body and after several competions feel secure enough to strip down in public. GF introduced me to a nude lifestyle. Whenever I get stressed out I just go up to one of the local spots. Love being an exhibitionist. The girls get wet looking at me and all the guys are jealous. It is exhilirating to have 5 babes applying suntan oil on your naked body. Bros introduce your GF or wife to this, you'll love it.

 
DOC
Lift, fuck, make money


already getting as old as true amateur
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: 240 is Back on January 14, 2013, 06:02:32 AM
i'm cool with nudist living.... very cool to see people being free like that.

i just have 2 concerns.   First, the hygeine thing... I dont want to sit on a chair after some dude's open bunghole was sitting there 2 minutes earlier.  Second, it is very hard to conceal a glock without clothing.  That's all.
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: Tito24 on January 14, 2013, 06:03:29 AM
nice dick on the 2nd guy
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 14, 2013, 06:06:03 AM
In went to the naked bar in Key West, and wasn't impressed. Didn't even get a drink.
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: andreisdaman on January 14, 2013, 06:13:10 AM
.    X2.  Not a single person under 50 years old or in shape. 

I don't think you got the joke
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 14, 2013, 10:31:32 AM
(http://schwabenquellen.de/_p-upl/startseite01.jpg)

Fuck I want to go there right now  8)
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: arce1988 on January 14, 2013, 02:34:44 PM
You're thinking nude Baywatch

You're getting nude Golden Girls

:D
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: Archer77 on January 14, 2013, 02:36:15 PM
Fuck I want to go there right now  8)

Me too, brother.  It's cold and depressing today in Michigan.
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: SF1900 on January 14, 2013, 02:40:31 PM
Colony of walrus's.

3, 2, 1, 4
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: dr.chimps on January 14, 2013, 02:45:11 PM
Been working real hard to create this body and after several competions feel secure enough to strip down in public. GF introduced me to a nude lifestyle. Whenever I get stressed out I just go up to one of the local spots. Love being an exhibitionist. The girls get wet looking at me and all the guys are jealous. It is exhilirating to have 5 babes applying suntan oil on your naked body. Bros introduce your GF or wife to this, you'll love it.

 
DOC
Lift, fuck, make money
Hi Alice.
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: andreisdaman on January 14, 2013, 05:19:13 PM
Me too, brother.  It's cold and depressing today in Michigan.

suits your personality
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: OneMoreRep on January 14, 2013, 05:22:58 PM
Been working real hard to create this body and after several competions feel secure enough to strip down in public. GF introduced me to a nude lifestyle. Whenever I get stressed out I just go up to one of the local spots. Love being an exhibitionist. The girls get wet looking at me and all the guys are jealous. It is exhilirating to have 5 babes applying suntan oil on your naked body. Bros introduce your GF or wife to this, you'll love it.

 
DOC
Lift, fuck, make money

You are quite possibly the only neurosurgeon who speaks/writes this way in the entire USA.

"1"
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: Archer77 on January 15, 2013, 12:15:11 AM
suits your personality

Who's stalking who now.  Go back to whining about what the white man did.
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 15, 2013, 12:16:56 AM
Me too, brother.  It's cold and depressing today in Michigan.

Oh hell yeah!  The Midwest is killing me right now!

We're idiots to live this far NORTH!  ;D
Title: Re: Nudie colonies
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 15, 2013, 12:47:49 AM
nice dick on the 2nd guy

 ;D