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« on: January 13, 2013, 09:10:52 AM »

Been working real hard to create this body and after several competions feel secure enough to strip down in public. GF introduced me to a nude lifestyle. Whenever I get stressed out I just go up to one of the local spots. Love being an exhibitionist. The girls get wet looking at me and all the guys are jealous. It is exhilirating to have 5 babes applying suntan oil on your naked body. Bros introduce your GF or wife to this, you'll love it.

 
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2013, 09:24:29 AM »

Been working real hard to create this body and after several competions feel secure enough to strip down in public. GF introduced me to a nude lifestyle. Whenever I get stressed out I just go up to one of the local spots. Love being an exhibitionist. The girls get wet looking at me and all the guys are jealous. It is exhilirating to have 5 babes applying suntan oil on your naked body. Bros introduce your GF or wife to this, you'll love it.

 
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my cousin the midget went to a nudist colony but he said everybody looked like Fidel Castro
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2013, 12:03:36 PM »

my cousin the midget went to a nudist colony but he said everybody looked like Fidel Castro
.    X2.  Not a single person under 50 years old or in shape. 
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2013, 12:13:03 PM »

.    X2.  Not a single person under 50 years old or in shape. 

You should know.
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2013, 12:17:27 PM »

You should know.

That is why he doesn't want to go, no eye candy.
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2013, 12:19:38 PM »

.    X2.  Not a single person under 50 years old or in shape. 
LOL
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2013, 12:19:55 PM »

That is why he doesn't want to go, no eye candy.

Well hippolytus is not exactly what you might call "eye candy" himself.   Lips sealed
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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2013, 12:21:06 PM »

Been working real hard to create this body and after several competions feel secure enough to strip down in public. GF introduced me to a nude lifestyle. Whenever I get stressed out I just go up to one of the local spots. Love being an exhibitionist. The girls get wet looking at me and all the guys are jealous. It is exhilirating to have 5 babes applying suntan oil on your naked body. Bros introduce your GF or wife to this, you'll love it.

 
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Keep up the good work doc!
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2013, 04:52:01 PM »

I was on a nude beach with a gf at the time in Italy.  There was some disconnect between fantasy and reality.  Lips sealed

Some 60 yo dude walked past at one point swinging a polish sausage.  Awkward pause.  Then gf: "That old man had a big one."  Ok, we're leaving the nude beach now.
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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2013, 04:57:31 PM »

You're thinking nude Baywatch

You're getting nude Golden Girls
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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2013, 01:48:02 AM »

The Germans believe going to the sauna wearing a bathing suit is bad for your health. By sauna, I mean places like this

http://schwabenquellen.de/

If you squint hard enough, the wrinkly people vanish and you're just surrounded by naked Caucasian hotties.

One thing I never understood - you wander around naked together, but you still have to have separate changing rooms. Pussy is ok, underwear isn't  Huh Huh
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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2013, 01:49:28 AM »

This thread is useless without pics.
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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2013, 03:39:15 AM »

This thread is useless without pics.

Here you go!
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« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2013, 03:42:21 AM »

Here you go!


Colony of walrus's.
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« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2013, 04:40:04 AM »

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If you squint hard enough, the wrinkly people vanish and you're just surrounded by naked Caucasian hotties.



I didn't write caucasian. Is there a problem with the word A R Y A N?
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« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2013, 04:45:11 AM »

Whenever I read usmcdevildoc posts, I always think of American Psycho's Patrick Bateman, I think he is a gimmick, but if he is real, he is the definition of a narcissistic sociopath.

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« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2013, 07:00:29 AM »

Been working real hard to create this body and after several competions feel secure enough to strip down in public. GF introduced me to a nude lifestyle. Whenever I get stressed out I just go up to one of the local spots. Love being an exhibitionist. The girls get wet looking at me and all the guys are jealous. It is exhilirating to have 5 babes applying suntan oil on your naked body. Bros introduce your GF or wife to this, you'll love it.

 
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« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2013, 07:02:32 AM »

i'm cool with nudist living.... very cool to see people being free like that.

i just have 2 concerns.   First, the hygeine thing... I dont want to sit on a chair after some dude's open bunghole was sitting there 2 minutes earlier.  Second, it is very hard to conceal a glock without clothing.  That's all.
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« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2013, 07:03:29 AM »

nice dick on the 2nd guy
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« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2013, 07:06:03 AM »

In went to the naked bar in Key West, and wasn't impressed. Didn't even get a drink.
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« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2013, 07:13:10 AM »

.    X2.  Not a single person under 50 years old or in shape. 

I don't think you got the joke
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« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2013, 11:31:32 AM »



Fuck I want to go there right now  Cool
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« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2013, 03:34:44 PM »

You're thinking nude Baywatch

You're getting nude Golden Girls

Cheesy
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« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2013, 03:36:15 PM »

Fuck I want to go there right now  Cool

Me too, brother.  It's cold and depressing today in Michigan.
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« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2013, 03:40:31 PM »

Colony of walrus's.

3, 2, 1, 4
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