Author Topic: Nudie colonies (Read 5927 times)

usmcdevildoc · « **on:** January 13, 2013, 08:10:52 AM »

Been working real hard to create this body and after several competions feel secure enough to strip down in public. GF introduced me to a nude lifestyle. Whenever I get stressed out I just go up to one of the local spots. Love being an exhibitionist. The girls get wet looking at me and all the guys are jealous. It is exhilirating to have 5 babes applying suntan oil on your naked body. Bros introduce your GF or wife to this, you'll love it.

DOC
Lift, fuck, make money

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:24:29 AM »

Quote from: usmcdevildoc on January 13, 2013, 08:10:52 AM

Been working real hard to create this body and after several competions feel secure enough to strip down in public. GF introduced me to a nude lifestyle. Whenever I get stressed out I just go up to one of the local spots. Love being an exhibitionist. The girls get wet looking at me and all the guys are jealous. It is exhilirating to have 5 babes applying suntan oil on your naked body. Bros introduce your GF or wife to this, you'll love it.

DOC
Lift, fuck, make money

my cousin the midget went to a nudist colony but he said everybody looked like Fidel Castro

hipolito mejia · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2013, 11:03:36 AM »

Quote from: Chadwick The Beta on January 13, 2013, 08:24:29 AM

my cousin the midget went to a nudist colony but he said everybody looked like Fidel Castro

. X2. Not a single person under 50 years old or in shape.

freespirit · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2013, 11:13:03 AM »

Quote from: hipolito mejia on January 13, 2013, 11:03:36 AM

. X2. Not a single person under 50 years old or in shape.

You should know.

Archer77 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2013, 11:17:27 AM »

Quote from: freespirit on January 13, 2013, 11:13:03 AM

You should know.

That is why he doesn't want to go, no eye candy.

powerpack · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2013, 11:19:38 AM »

Quote from: hipolito mejia on January 13, 2013, 11:03:36 AM

. X2. Not a single person under 50 years old or in shape.

LOL

freespirit · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2013, 11:19:55 AM »

Quote from: Archer77 on January 13, 2013, 11:17:27 AM

That is why he doesn't want to go, no eye candy.

Well hippolytus is not exactly what you might call "eye candy" himself.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2013, 11:21:06 AM »

Quote from: usmcdevildoc on January 13, 2013, 08:10:52 AM

Been working real hard to create this body and after several competions feel secure enough to strip down in public. GF introduced me to a nude lifestyle. Whenever I get stressed out I just go up to one of the local spots. Love being an exhibitionist. The girls get wet looking at me and all the guys are jealous. It is exhilirating to have 5 babes applying suntan oil on your naked body. Bros introduce your GF or wife to this, you'll love it.

DOC
Lift, fuck, make money

Keep up the good work doc!

Tapeworm · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2013, 03:52:01 PM »

I was on a nude beach with a gf at the time in Italy. There was some disconnect between fantasy and reality.

Some 60 yo dude walked past at one point swinging a polish sausage. Awkward pause. Then gf: "That old man had a big one." Ok, we're leaving the nude beach now.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2013, 03:57:31 PM »

You're thinking nude Baywatch

You're getting nude Golden Girls

galain · « **Reply #10 on:** January 14, 2013, 12:48:02 AM »

The Germans believe going to the sauna wearing a bathing suit is bad for your health. By sauna, I mean places like this

http://schwabenquellen.de/

If you squint hard enough, the wrinkly people vanish and you're just surrounded by naked Aryan hotties.

One thing I never understood - you wander around naked together, but you still have to have separate changing rooms. Pussy is ok, underwear isn't

BikiniSlut · « **Reply #11 on:** January 14, 2013, 12:49:28 AM »

This thread is useless without pics.

Kilo Medic · « **Reply #12 on:** January 14, 2013, 02:39:15 AM »

Quote from: BikiniSlut on January 14, 2013, 12:49:28 AM

This thread is useless without pics.

Here you go!

C-BuZz · « **Reply #13 on:** January 14, 2013, 02:42:21 AM »

Quote from: Kilo Medic on January 14, 2013, 02:39:15 AM

Here you go!

Colony of walrus's.

galain · « **Reply #14 on:** January 14, 2013, 03:40:04 AM »

Quote from: galain on January 14, 2013, 12:48:02 AM

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If you squint hard enough, the wrinkly people vanish and you're just surrounded by naked Caucasian hotties.

I didn't write caucasian. Is there a problem with the word A R Y A N?

Radical Plato · « **Reply #15 on:** January 14, 2013, 03:45:11 AM »

Whenever I read usmcdevildoc posts, I always think of American Psycho's Patrick Bateman, I think he is a gimmick, but if he is real, he is the definition of a narcissistic sociopath.

WOOO · « **Reply #16 on:** January 14, 2013, 06:00:29 AM »

Quote from: usmcdevildoc on January 13, 2013, 08:10:52 AM

Been working real hard to create this body and after several competions feel secure enough to strip down in public. GF introduced me to a nude lifestyle. Whenever I get stressed out I just go up to one of the local spots. Love being an exhibitionist. The girls get wet looking at me and all the guys are jealous. It is exhilirating to have 5 babes applying suntan oil on your naked body. Bros introduce your GF or wife to this, you'll love it.

DOC
Lift, fuck, make money

already getting as old as true amateur

240 is Back · « **Reply #17 on:** January 14, 2013, 06:02:32 AM »

i'm cool with nudist living.... very cool to see people being free like that.

i just have 2 concerns. First, the hygeine thing... I dont want to sit on a chair after some dude's open bunghole was sitting there 2 minutes earlier. Second, it is very hard to conceal a glock without clothing. That's all.