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Title: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on February 20, 2013, 09:23:04 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AXQe9Yqhh9Y/S9xT6yMbQRI/AAAAAAAACs8/MQFpPCouMBQ/s1600/heaven.jpg)
This is what Bible believers can look forward to.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: JediTerminator on February 20, 2013, 09:31:57 AM
doesn't look so great. this is what i'm supposed to be good on earth to achieve?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Thespritz0 on February 20, 2013, 09:34:52 AM
Where's the gym??? ;)
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Tapeworm on February 20, 2013, 09:35:49 AM
Everyone's indoors.  Fucking.  

If this cloud's a rocking, begone Stephen Hawking.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 20, 2013, 09:37:37 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AXQe9Yqhh9Y/S9xT6yMbQRI/AAAAAAAACs8/MQFpPCouMBQ/s1600/heaven.jpg)
This is what Bible believers can look forward to.

Where'd they come up with the idea for the picture?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Stark on February 20, 2013, 09:43:40 AM
So lets see, a free place of eternal peace!

What are the walls for?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 20, 2013, 09:45:51 AM
I've flown on hundreds of airplanes and never saw any of this in the clouds.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Nails on February 20, 2013, 09:46:43 AM
Any Pics of the Virgins
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Dokey111 on February 20, 2013, 09:47:11 AM
Everyone's indoors.  Fucking.  

If this cloud's a rocking, begone Stephen Hawking.

 :D
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: IrishMuscle84 on February 20, 2013, 09:58:35 AM
Hmmm.........





Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: _bruce_ on February 20, 2013, 10:01:31 AM
Nice - can't wait.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 20, 2013, 10:02:31 AM
Nice - can't wait.

Are you a follower of Christ?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: disco_stu on February 20, 2013, 10:27:01 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AXQe9Yqhh9Y/S9xT6yMbQRI/AAAAAAAACs8/MQFpPCouMBQ/s1600/heaven.jpg)
This is what Bible believers can look forward to.

looks like a shitload of stairs to climb...what has hell got?.. stairs that shoot bees at you?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2013, 10:32:25 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AXQe9Yqhh9Y/S9xT6yMbQRI/AAAAAAAACs8/MQFpPCouMBQ/s1600/heaven.jpg)
This is what Bible believers can look forward to.

Looks like a bag of smashed assholes

Hope this helps
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2013, 11:23:40 AM
How can that shithole of a place motivate anyone to be "good" anyways?

Huge stairs, ugly yellow colors on the walls, the architecture of the housing is way out there.

Most of the structures look like they was stolen from the Ancient Greek mixed with Arab Mosques
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: maxkane69 on February 20, 2013, 11:26:01 AM
BODYBUILDER LEX REEVES : " YOU ARE THE MOST RETARDED POSTER ON GETBIG " !!!
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Tito24 on February 20, 2013, 11:29:10 AM
i hope there is a lot of free drugs and hot women, and a sexual free moral, like in rome. everyone fucking with eachother in the street.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: JediTerminator on February 20, 2013, 11:35:50 AM
after dwelling through this concrete hell calling it home, the last place i wanna go when i die is a walled off prison
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2013, 11:37:04 AM
And the lighting seems awful

Must be impossible to sleep with that light so intense that it's shining through even the front gate!
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 20, 2013, 11:37:52 AM
i hope there is a lot of free drugs and hot women, and a sexual free moral, like in rome. everyone fucking with eachother in the street.

already happening in the ghetto and many trailer parks across US,.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: dj181 on February 20, 2013, 11:57:31 AM
Where's the gym??? ;)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Archer77 on February 20, 2013, 12:16:45 PM
Here's a picture of heaven!
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: che on February 20, 2013, 12:23:43 PM
Here's a picture of heaven!
(http://crackvagina.com/inthecrack/027/016.jpg)

Very nice
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 20, 2013, 12:25:06 PM
Heaven: Plenty of food and good friends.

(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-1128_512530F4.jpg)
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Archer77 on February 20, 2013, 12:32:48 PM
Very nice

Acceptable substitution. Although, the absence of an image was the entirety of the point.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 20, 2013, 12:36:05 PM
No discussion of heaven without Tito24. BLASPHEMY!

(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/975/tito24andwiggs.jpg)
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 20, 2013, 12:41:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/u17sPog.jpg)
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: OneMoreRep on February 20, 2013, 12:46:08 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AXQe9Yqhh9Y/S9xT6yMbQRI/AAAAAAAACs8/MQFpPCouMBQ/s1600/heaven.jpg)
This is what Bible believers can look forward to.

Why does it look like a place straight out of Saudi Arabia?

"1"
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: LATS on February 20, 2013, 12:59:08 PM
Gonna be pretty crowded.. Or maybe not lol
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 20, 2013, 01:07:06 PM
if all the religious lunatics are there too,ill pass i think.

will the muslims and the jews be there too?

what about indians?will they pest the air there too with curry smell?

will the homos be there?

what about fat ppl?

You have nothing to worry about, you'll be in hell.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: funk51 on February 20, 2013, 01:21:10 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AXQe9Yqhh9Y/S9xT6yMbQRI/AAAAAAAACs8/MQFpPCouMBQ/s1600/heaven.jpg)
This is what Bible believers can look forward to.
nice heaven is a gated community, i knew it.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: JediTerminator on February 20, 2013, 01:26:48 PM
nice heaven is a gated community, i knew it.

wonder what kinda credit rating you gotta have to get in? looks pretty spiffy in there
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Ronnie Rep on February 20, 2013, 01:37:46 PM
Very nice
Yup thats heaven!
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 20, 2013, 01:44:08 PM
Will security1 be working 16 hour double shifts keeping the Jews out?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 20, 2013, 01:48:14 PM
Will security1 be working 16 hour double shifts keeping the Jews out?

Once you people (yes, you people) come to realize that Jesus is indeed the Messiah, you'll be welcome also. This will come to pass, the Bible states this.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2013, 01:49:53 PM
if all the religious lunatics are there too,ill pass i think.

will the muslims and the jews be there too?

what about indians?will they pest the air there too with curry smell?

will the homos be there?

what about fat ppl?

Muslims -> Hell

Jews -> Hell

Homos -> Tbombz wardrobe

Fat ppls -> Hell

Former Brothel-owners -> Hell
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 20, 2013, 01:52:20 PM
So help me with this. Jesus loved the world soooo much that he's condemning everyone  to an eternity in hell if they don't worship him?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 20, 2013, 01:52:38 PM
Muslims -> Hell

Jews -> Hell

Homos -> Tbombz wardrobe

Fat ppls -> Hell

Former Brothel-owners -> Hell

One thing to note is that if they accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior and acknowledge that he is indeed the messiah. They can still get in.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: dr.chimps on February 20, 2013, 01:54:42 PM
So, heaven is a Cecil B. DeMille movie set. Ok. 
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 20, 2013, 01:56:48 PM
One thing to note is that if they accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior and acknowledge that he is indeed the messiah. They can still get in.

So a good guy who never "accepted" Jesus as the messiah is in hell . While a scumbag killer who repents 30 seconds before he dies get a spot in heaven? Seems odd  :-\
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 20, 2013, 01:58:20 PM
So a good guy who never "accepted" Jesus as the messiah is in hell . While a scumbag killer who repents 30 seconds before he dies get a spot in heaven? Seems odd  :-\

No, it doesn't work that way. But nice try.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Archer77 on February 20, 2013, 01:59:57 PM
One thing to note is that if they accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior and acknowledge that he is indeed the messiah. They can still get in.

You've got to be trolling.  For a guy who is overly, and some might say unnecessarily, suspicious of most things, you seem to buy the religion business hook line and sinker.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: C-BuZz on February 20, 2013, 02:01:28 PM
He'll get you in the end.
(http://s3.postimage.org/pzua5i0f7/heaven.jpg)
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 20, 2013, 02:01:35 PM
You've got to be trolling.  For a guy who is overly, and some might say unnecessarily, suspicious of most things, you seem to buy the religion business hook line and sinker.

I'm not trolling. If you choose not to believe, that's your business. It's not my soul that will be burning eternally.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 20, 2013, 02:01:42 PM
Why ? all sins are forgiven right? Regardless of what you do, if you accept Jesus, you're golden. Your bible is clear on this
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Archer77 on February 20, 2013, 02:09:57 PM
I'm not trolling. If you choose not to believe, that's your business. It's not my soul that will be burning eternally.

You haven't once considered that religion might be yet another weapon in the arsenal of the elite? Money isn't enough, your mind isn't enough, they want your soul as well. 
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2013, 04:07:47 PM
Why ? all sins are forgiven right? Regardless of what you do, if you accept Jesus, you're golden. Your bible is clear on this

Don't believe everything you read.

The bible of today has been manipulated, wrongly interpreted and warped during the year from the start.

I speak with Jesus (Garcia Lopez) every now and then and he says that it just says that to make people feel calm. He didn't want to reveal the truth that they're still going to hell.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: arce1988 on February 20, 2013, 04:08:33 PM
 like the stairs in santa monica/venice!
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 20, 2013, 04:09:28 PM
Don't believe everything you read.

The bible of today has been manipulated, wrongly interpreted and warped during the year from the start.

I speak with Jesus (Garcia Lopez) every now and then and he says that it just says that to make people feel calm. He didn't want to reveal the truth that they're still going to hell.


You know shit about what your talking about. Keeping posting asses and leave the thinking to those with brains.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2013, 04:19:50 PM
No, it is not enough to merely "accept" Jesus to get to Heaven, after you have lived a life of crime.
Those are merely words to "comfort" the sheeple.

You will see when you perish.

Just don't say i didn't warn you.




Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 20, 2013, 04:23:23 PM
No, it is not enough to merely "accept" Jesus to get to Heaven, after you have lived a life of crime.
Those are merely words to "comfort" the sheeple.

You will see when you perish.

Just don't say i didn't warn you.






lol...Ok bud. Enjoy hell.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Parker on February 20, 2013, 04:26:15 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AXQe9Yqhh9Y/S9xT6yMbQRI/AAAAAAAACs8/MQFpPCouMBQ/s1600/heaven.jpg)
This is what Bible believers can look forward to.
and the questions one must ask is---who built it? Who was the architect? And why doesn't it change with the times? And how do buildings that are built with obvious heavier than air materials sit on clouds, and float? Who is the mayor? Free cable? Has cable been invented yet? Who builds more buildings for the newer souls? Why do I want to walk on clouds? Where is "Cloud 9"?

There are so many questions to ask.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2013, 04:27:05 PM
lol...Ok bud. Enjoy hell.

Well, i'm not religious, but that's at least what Jesus told me, he has the scoop and should know right?

If anyone should know, it would be Jesus eh?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 20, 2013, 04:33:37 PM
i read the bible.it says to not judge anyone.

last time i checked, wiggs, you werent god.



I'm not judging. I'm telling them what will happen if they don't do what you know they're supposed to be doing. Judging would be me saying, Galileo, you're a fucking queer for fucking trannies. That's judging.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2013, 04:38:20 PM
I am just conveying the facts told from Jesus, who should know better than anyone what counts or not.

Clearly i was doubtful at first when he told me he was called Jesus, but then i checked his door, and it said Jesus Garcia Lopez.

He was living right amongst us and we didn't know it!
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: viking1 on February 20, 2013, 04:40:53 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AXQe9Yqhh9Y/S9xT6yMbQRI/AAAAAAAACs8/MQFpPCouMBQ/s1600/heaven.jpg)
This is what Bible believers can look forward to.

Good times were had.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 20, 2013, 04:41:10 PM
and the questions one must ask is---who built it? Who was the architect? And why doesn't it change with the times? And how do buildings that are built with obvious heavier than air materials sit on clouds, and float? Who is the mayor? Free cable? Has cable been invented yet? Who builds more buildings for the newer souls? Why do I want to walk on clouds? Where is "Cloud 9"?

There are so many questions to ask.

Brother Parker, you aren't exempt either. I'm afraid eternal damnation of your soul is also at stake. Jokes won't make it any easier.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2013, 04:44:06 PM
(http://s3.postimage.org/pzua5i0f7/heaven.jpg)
This is what Bible believers can look forward to.

Good times were had
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: arce1988 on February 20, 2013, 04:44:20 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HEPTmgargss/UB4o19pxDLI/AAAAAAAACeE/zW67pyUBT7c/s1600/SMS.JPG)
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2013, 04:45:49 PM
At least Hell is consistent

(http://www.freecdtracts.com/images/gates_of_hell.jpg)
(http://api.ning.com/files/LGoRceSypDQERsBpEtJ3RGBl4wGJskd8PR61je0GJDtUxfFHnRP9rDrL9K5beA*xkI7WZkG-7lXuoDGVXRUb8g__/ArtPaintingMythologyHellprobablyItalian1.jpg)
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: HTexan on February 20, 2013, 05:06:13 PM
No, it is not enough to merely "accept" Jesus to get to Heaven, after you have lived a life of crime.
Those are merely words to "comfort" the sheeple.

You will see when you perish.

Just don't say i didn't warn you.





There is only one judge but ,... ugh yeah that is the point. If you truly repent and change you ways, then yes.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Parker on February 20, 2013, 05:09:31 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HEPTmgargss/UB4o19pxDLI/AAAAAAAACeE/zW67pyUBT7c/s1600/SMS.JPG)
she kinda fine...who is that?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2013, 05:09:59 PM
There is only one judge but ,... ugh yeah that is the point. If you truly repent and change you ways, then yes.

Jesus lives close here to the neighbourhood and he told me otherwise, if someone should now it would be him yes?

At least he wrote the god damned book so he should know best.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: HTexan on February 20, 2013, 05:38:17 PM
Jesus lives close here to the neighbourhood and he told me otherwise, if someone should now it would be him yes?

At least he wrote the god damned book so he should know best.

He didn't write the book. His dad and homies did a group effort.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 20, 2013, 05:44:44 PM
So lets see, a free place of eternal peace!

What are the walls for?


lol. so true
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2013, 05:45:26 PM
He didn't write the book. His dad and homies did a group effort.

Alright, i did doublecheck though (didn't believe him at first when he introduced himself as Jesus, so i checked his door) and it said Jesus Garcia Lopez, so i assumed he was legit.

Clearly he wasn't the sole writer then. But since he was a co-writer together with his dad and homies, he should know what he's speaking of yes?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 20, 2013, 05:50:49 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AXQe9Yqhh9Y/S9xT6yMbQRI/AAAAAAAACs8/MQFpPCouMBQ/s1600/heaven.jpg)
This is what Bible believers can look forward to.

Looks like one of those god awful places Donald Trump puts his name to
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Radical Plato on February 20, 2013, 05:55:17 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AXQe9Yqhh9Y/S9xT6yMbQRI/AAAAAAAACs8/MQFpPCouMBQ/s1600/heaven.jpg)

Looks  looks like SHIT.  Hope this helps
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: John on February 20, 2013, 05:57:47 PM
Any Pics of the Virgins

That's Islam  8)

Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: kawaks on February 20, 2013, 06:14:05 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AXQe9Yqhh9Y/S9xT6yMbQRI/AAAAAAAACs8/MQFpPCouMBQ/s1600/heaven.jpg)
This is what Bible believers can look forward to.

So in the afterlife, what do they serve for breakfast, lunch, dinner each day?

Is Sunday a rest day?

What do you do with all the time 'above' in eternity?

How can you exist if you do not have nutrients to do so?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: John on February 20, 2013, 06:23:46 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AXQe9Yqhh9Y/S9xT6yMbQRI/AAAAAAAACs8/MQFpPCouMBQ/s1600/heaven.jpg)

Looks  looks like SHIT.  Hope this helps

I'd rather that than this
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: John on February 20, 2013, 06:26:41 PM
..
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: trapz101 on February 20, 2013, 07:34:04 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HEPTmgargss/UB4o19pxDLI/AAAAAAAACeE/zW67pyUBT7c/s1600/SMS.JPG)

nice titties...would hit
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: leadhead on February 20, 2013, 07:38:49 PM
This is just a mortal man's depiction of what they perceive Heaven as being. I know alot of you are trolling but I just wanted to throw that out there...
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: fathead on February 20, 2013, 07:41:07 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AXQe9Yqhh9Y/S9xT6yMbQRI/AAAAAAAACs8/MQFpPCouMBQ/s1600/heaven.jpg)
This is what Bible believers can look forward to.

where are the white women at?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: hrspwr1 on February 20, 2013, 07:43:52 PM
meh, no trees.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: SF1900 on February 20, 2013, 08:18:26 PM
Lol @ the idea of a heaven and hell. Nonsense. Primitive thinking.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 20, 2013, 08:21:34 PM
Good times were had

lol 10/10
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: WAWY on February 20, 2013, 08:57:17 PM
I recall something like this from my childhood:
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: WAWY on February 20, 2013, 09:00:36 PM
Like this one though:
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 20, 2013, 09:04:00 PM
All I know is that it's going to be fuckin sweet and I can't wait to go.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Radical Plato on February 20, 2013, 09:05:38 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: che on February 20, 2013, 09:07:25 PM
Picture of Hell


(http://i47.tinypic.com/xcsxfd.jpg)
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 20, 2013, 09:08:39 PM
Picture of Hell


(http://i47.tinypic.com/xcsxfd.jpg)

It's be heaven if you where there stud.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: che on February 20, 2013, 09:12:22 PM
It's be heaven if you where there stud.

Haha ,is that Ghayos under Failcan?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 20, 2013, 09:13:15 PM
Like this one though:

It's going to be awesome for Wiggs to meet 7ft white Jesus (since Washington was like 6ft3 and is being dwarfed).
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 20, 2013, 09:17:07 PM
It's going to be awesome for Wiggs to meet 7ft white Jesus (since Washington was like 6ft3 and is being dwarfed).

Jesus wasn't white, He was Hebrew, Jew. King of the Jews!  They had brown skin and wooly hair like modern day Arabs and they were short compared to people today. That is Jesus my friend.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 20, 2013, 09:19:26 PM
Jesus wasn't white, He was Hebrew, Jew. King of the Jews!  They had brown skin and wooly hair like modern day Arabs and they were short compared to people today. That is Jesus my friend.

Studies have shown that Jesus was Ashkenazi not Sephardic.  He looked like a male Bar Refaeli.  Try again.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: tbombz on February 20, 2013, 10:27:37 PM
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Archer77 on February 21, 2013, 05:54:21 AM
;D

Not enough brown cock but otherwise excellent and worthy of admiration. 
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: BigCyp on February 21, 2013, 06:35:32 AM
Don't believe everything you read.

The bible of today has been manipulated, wrongly interpreted and warped during the year from the start.

I speak with Jesus (Garcia Lopez) every now and then and he says that it just says that to make people feel calm. He didn't want to reveal the truth that they're still going to hell.


WOW, thanks for spending your whole life painfully researching that to be true and setting me free from a lifetime of indoctrination and truths that have been accepted and widely preached for over 2000 years!!! I owe you my friend, thank you for getting to the bottom of it all singlehandedly!
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 21, 2013, 06:54:59 AM
WOW, thanks for spending your whole life painfully researching that to be true and setting me free from a lifetime of indoctrination and truths that have been accepted and widely preached for over 2000 years!!! I owe you my friend, thank you for getting to the bottom of it all singlehandedly!

LOL! 
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Archer77 on February 21, 2013, 07:04:22 AM
LOL! 

The elite is controlling you, wiggs.  I'm starting to think you might actually be cointelpro.  Wouldn't surprise me if you were here to spread disinformation.  You are now a suspect.  No one can be trusted.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 21, 2013, 07:06:19 AM
The elite is controlling you, wiggs.  I'm starting to think you might actually be cointelpro.  Wouldn't surprise me if you were here to spread disinformation.  You are now a suspect.  No one can be trusted.

LOL...You'll never know now will you? 
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Archer77 on February 21, 2013, 07:17:23 AM
LOL...You'll never know now will you?  

I'm on to you!  >:(
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: viking1 on February 21, 2013, 07:37:30 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 21, 2013, 07:38:34 AM
My face in these tits is heaven

Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: IronMeister on February 21, 2013, 07:44:45 AM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/33pemuc.jpg)
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Archer77 on February 21, 2013, 07:45:29 AM
My face in these tits is heaven



Thank you for bringing this back.  God, this is perfection.  My ideal.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 21, 2013, 07:55:53 AM
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Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: OTHstrong on February 21, 2013, 08:20:59 AM
Don't believe everything you read.

The bible of today has been manipulated, wrongly interpreted and warped during the year from the start.

I speak with Jesus (Garcia Lopez) every now and then and he says that it just says that to make people feel calm. He didn't want to reveal the truth that they're still going to hell.

I keep hearing this over and over and I really wonder what in the world leads people to believe this, seriously what?

You see it is this simple, the Dead Sea scrolls found in Qumran were dated to be at least 2000 years old, every book of the Old Testament has been found in these caves except the book of Esther and the manuscripts are identical to the manuscript used to translate the KJV into English. Yes you read that correctly, they are the same.

So the Dead Sea scrolls prove that for 2000 years the entire Old Testement has not been changed or altered or manipulated in any way like you claim and like so many claim, so my qeustion is where did you and everyone who uses this silly argument get their information from cause it is clearly false
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 21, 2013, 08:24:37 AM
I keep hearing this over and over and I really wonder what in the world leads people to believe this, seriously what?

You see it is this simple, the Dead Sea scrolls found in Qumran were dated to be at least 2000 years old, every book of the Old Testament has been found in these caves except the book of Esther and the manuscripts are identical to the manuscript used to translate the KJV into English. Yes you read that correctly, they are the same.

So the Dead Sea scrolls prove that for 2000 years the entire Old Testement has not been changed or altered or manipulated in any way like you claim and like so many claim, so my qeustion is where did you and everyone who uses this silly argument get their information from cause it is clearly false

That's because it's bullshit and it's some wanna-be intellectual running their mouth and have no clue what they're talking about. King James Version of the Bible is all you need bro. I'm sure you know that already.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: OTHstrong on February 21, 2013, 08:26:00 AM
That's because it's bullshit and it's some wanna-be intellectual running their mouth and have no clue what they're talking about. King James Version of the Bible is all you need bro. I'm sure you know that already.
;) of course  8)
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: pedro01 on February 21, 2013, 08:28:52 AM
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There's a lot going on there.

Glad I took a second look.

Nicely done.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Agnostic007 on February 21, 2013, 08:29:01 AM
I keep hearing this over and over and I really wonder what in the world leads people to believe this, seriously what?

You see it is this simple, the Dead Sea scrolls found in Qumran were dated to be at least 2000 years old, every book of the Old Testament has been found in these caves except the book of Esther and the manuscripts are identical to the manuscript used to translate the KJV into English. Yes you read that correctly, they are the same.

So the Dead Sea scrolls prove that for 2000 years the entire Old Testement has not been changed or altered or manipulated in any way like you claim and like so many claim, so my qeustion is where did you and everyone who uses this silly argument get their information from cause it is clearly false

Wouldn't the fact there were manuscripts found in the same place as the biblical manuscripts, one of which was actually mentioned in the bible, but never made it's way into the bible cause you concern? 
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: pedro01 on February 21, 2013, 08:32:20 AM
Wouldn't the fact there were manuscripts found in the same place as the biblical manuscripts, one of which was actually mentioned in the bible, but never made it's way into the bible cause you concern? 

What - like a sequel?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: OTHstrong on February 21, 2013, 08:35:25 AM
Wouldn't the fact there were manuscripts found in the same place as the biblical manuscripts, one of which was actually mentioned in the bible, but never made it's way into the bible cause you concern? 
Not at all cause fragments of the book of Jasher and fragment of the book of Enoch were also found and they are not books of the Bible and the Bible does mention the book of Jasher. It is no different then finding a book about Christianity in the same drawer that you find the Bible. That does not mean anything really, may I ask what you are implying?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: pedro01 on February 21, 2013, 08:39:39 AM
Not at all cause fragments of the book of Jasher and fragment of the book of Enoch were also found and they are not books of the Bible and the Bible does mention the book of Jasher. It is no different then finding a book about Christianity in the same drawer that you find the Bible. That does not mean anything really, may I ask what you are implying?

So a bit like they found the bible there and a couple of copies of Hello magazine that they didn't think were relevant?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: OTHstrong on February 21, 2013, 08:51:18 AM
So a bit like they found the bible there and a couple of copies of Hello magazine that they didn't think were relevant?
No not exactly. See the people who were the original owner of all these scrolls were probably ''writers' that copied work repetitively. In one cave 12 copies of a single book was found so obviously they could have been employed to copy other writing material and not just manuscripts from the Bible.

 They did not have printers back then, everything was done by hand. I don't see the big deal of finding writing that is not in the Bible. What I do find odd is that everyone assumes that some of these books were intended to be a part of the Bible, a poor conclusion if you ask me.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on February 21, 2013, 11:41:30 AM
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An inside peek!
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: tbombz on February 21, 2013, 12:57:17 PM
i think it inaccurate to anthropomorphize "heaven" by making it out to resemble a city.

look at that video of the sun i posted back a page or two. now that is pure energy, massive, responsible for all energy and life in our solar system, and honestly i think that it is a massive spiritual orgy. i think when we die, if we are spiritually pure enough to join, we go to the sun and take part in the meshing of souls and become part of that giant mass of energy which supports all life and is intuitively "god" for our solasr system
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Wiggs on February 21, 2013, 01:05:49 PM
i think it inaccurate to anthropomorphize "heaven" by making it out to resemble a city.

look at that video of the sun i posted back a page or two. now that is pure energy, massive, responsible for all energy and life in our solar system, and honestly i think that it is a massive spiritual orgy. i think when we die, if we are spiritually pure enough to join, we go to the sun and take part in the meshing of souls and become part of that giant mass of energy which supports all life and is intuitively "god" for our solasr system

LOL. What drugs were you on when you came up with idea this time?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: dr.chimps on February 21, 2013, 01:07:26 PM
i think it inaccurate to anthropomorphize "heaven" by making it out to resemble a city.

look at that video of the sun i posted back a page or two. now that is pure energy, massive, responsible for all energy and life in our solar system, and honestly i think that it is a massive spiritual orgy. i think when we die, if we are spiritually pure enough to join, we go to the sun and take part in the meshing of souls and become part of that giant mass of energy which supports all life and is intuitively "god" for our solasr system
Don't bogart that joint, bro. Pass it on.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: tbombz on February 21, 2013, 01:11:05 PM
i have been taking drugs for spiritual meditation, creative theorizing about the nature of reality in regards spirituality, for almost a decade now. the vast majority of the time it was marijuana i used, but i have also used ecstacy quite a bit.  it, along with mushrooms, have provided me with some of my most truthy ideas.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on February 21, 2013, 01:12:02 PM
i think it inaccurate to anthropomorphize "heaven" by making it out to resemble a city.

look at that video of the sun i posted back a page or two. now that is pure energy, massive, responsible for all energy and life in our solar system, and honestly i think that it is a massive spiritual orgy. i think when we die, if we are spiritually pure enough to join, we go to the sun and take part in the meshing of souls and become part of that giant mass of energy which supports all life and is intuitively "god" for our solasr system
Aren't you an admitted sodomite? What concern of yours is The New Jerusalem described in The Bible? Worry about the reservations your making in Hell.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: OTHstrong on February 21, 2013, 01:18:51 PM
Wow we have a sun worshipper here
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: tbombz on February 21, 2013, 01:19:17 PM
Aren't you an admitted sodomite? What concern of yours is The New Jerusalem described in The Bible? Worry about the reservations your making in Hell.
the bible says it was inspired by god. not written by him. the men who wrote it did their best to explain their understandings. but the simple truth is that god can not be put into words. the nature of spirituality and our existence as souls created by, the nature of god and heaven and "hell", are not easily put into words. the men who wrote the bible did a damn fine job though. sadly, alot of people misinterpret the bible. for example, "hell" is explained several times, it is reffered to as eternal suffering because of gods existence, it is said that people will suffer this fate if they do not seek god. what this means to me is that people who can not accept gods love will keep themselves in an eternal place of suffering where they are endlessly struggling against the power of gods love, forever protecting their ego from realizing they are but one of many and also infinitely inferior to a supreme being.   yes there are several descriptions that describe hell as a firey place of great suffering, and that people are "cast off by god" into it for their sins.   but this to me only means that god created us in such a way as to allow us the power and free will to keep ourselves away from him for an eternity, burning up inside because we cant accept him.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on February 21, 2013, 01:28:29 PM
the bible says it was inspired by god. not written by him. the men who wrote it did their best to explain their understandings. but the simple truth is that god can not be put into words. the nature of spirituality and our existence as souls created by, the nature of god and heaven and "hell", are not easily put into words. the men who wrote the bible did a damn fine job though. sadly, alot of people misinterpret the bible. for example, "hell" is explained several times, it is reffered to as eternal suffering because of gods existence, it is said that people will suffer this fate if they do not seek god. what this means to me is that people who can not accept gods love will keep themselves in an eternal place of suffering where they are endlessly struggling against the power of gods love, forever protecting their ego from realizing they are but one of many and also infinitely inferior to a supreme being.   yes there are several descriptions that describe hell as a firey place of great suffering, and that people are "cast off by god" into it for their sins.   but this to me only means that god created us in such a way as to allow us the power and free will to keep ourselves away from him for an eternity, burning up inside because we cant accept him.
I'm not one of your pothead pals from the 10th grade. Meaning, I have no inclination to read your long winded, drug induced bullshit.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Archer77 on February 21, 2013, 01:35:12 PM
Wow we have a sun worshipper here

Only if its a brown dwarf.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: OTHstrong on February 21, 2013, 01:37:22 PM
Only if its a brown dwarf.
;D
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: tbombz on February 21, 2013, 03:30:24 PM
I'm not one of your pothead pals from the 10th grade. Meaning, I have no inclination to read your long winded, drug induced bullshit.
i was fairly concise, but here, ill make it real short, the bible uses metaphores and it does not assert that that the traditional concept of hell exists. when it talks about god casting people down into firey pits for eternity, it is talking about the fact god gives us the free will to torture ourselves for eternity by burning up our insides forever as we reject his love and choose to live outside his kingdom. hell is self inflicted due to guilt, remorse, ego, etc. it need not be for eternity either, as at anytime you can choose to embrace god or forgive yourself and move into the light and out of suffering.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on February 21, 2013, 03:35:34 PM
i was fairly concise, but here, ill make it real short, the bible uses metaphores and it does not assert that that the traditional concept of hell exists. when it talks about god casting people down into firey pits for eternity, it is talking about the fact god gives us the free will to torture ourselves for eternity by burning up our insides forever as we reject his love and choose to live outside his kingdom. hell is self inflicted due to guilt, remorse, ego, etc. it need not be for eternity either, as at anytime you can choose to embrace god or forgive yourself and move into the light and out of suffering.
You'll have to pardon me but I have no interest in your opinions.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: B_B_C on February 21, 2013, 04:38:02 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AXQe9Yqhh9Y/S9xT6yMbQRI/AAAAAAAACs8/MQFpPCouMBQ/s1600/heaven.jpg)
This is what Bible believers can look forward to.

did you take the picture approaching the place or after you were expelled?
on you mobile phone, what the reception like?
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: OTHstrong on February 21, 2013, 04:49:15 PM
i was fairly concise, but here, ill make it real short, the bible uses metaphores and it does not assert that that the traditional concept of hell exists. when it talks about god casting people down into firey pits for eternity, it is talking about the fact god gives us the free will to torture ourselves for eternity by burning up our insides forever as we reject his love and choose to live outside his kingdom. hell is self inflicted due to guilt, remorse, ego, etc. it need not be for eternity either, as at anytime you can choose to embrace god or forgive yourself and move into the light and out of suffering.
No interpretation of the Bible indicates this, no matter how you flip it and no matter how metaphorically speaking the Bible is, no one who has ever read it has ever come up with this interpretation. So the very fact that you said this proves you have never read the Bible.
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: B_B_C on February 21, 2013, 05:08:32 PM
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Viking11 on February 21, 2013, 05:16:52 PM
Looks great! If you're from the Middle ages..
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: viking1 on February 21, 2013, 05:28:40 PM
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Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 21, 2013, 08:09:45 PM
Could worshipping something be mind control?

Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: pedro01 on February 21, 2013, 11:11:24 PM
LOL. What drugs were you on when you came up with idea this time?

Makes a lot more sense.

Why would heaven be anything like earth?

Why would we need arms & legs? Why eyes? Why are there buildings?

Oh - I know - because it is a construct of man and we made it reflect what's on earth but a but shinier.  ::)
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Bix on February 22, 2013, 03:10:28 AM
All bullshit. Fairy tales LOL
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: OTHstrong on February 22, 2013, 06:19:14 AM
Makes a lot more sense.

Why would heaven be anything like earth?

Why would we need arms & legs? Why eyes? Why are there buildings?

Oh - I know - because it is a construct of man and we made it reflect what's on earth but a but shinier.  ::)
What is ''a but shinier''  ???  ;D

This is a picture based on the description in the Bible
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: pedro01 on February 22, 2013, 06:57:24 AM
What is ''a but shinier''  ???  ;D

This is a picture based on the description in the Bible

lol - a BIT shinier...
 
Pedant
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: dr.chimps on February 22, 2013, 07:12:02 AM
Gotta love Bible literalists. Sad and funny at the same time.  ;D
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: CalvinH on February 22, 2013, 07:14:30 AM
Gotta love Bible literalists. Sad and funny at the same time.  ;D


"It goes on and on and on,
heaven and hell"
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: Archer77 on February 22, 2013, 09:15:55 AM

"It goes on and on and on,
heaven and hell"

Awesome song
Title: Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
Post by: MORTALCOIL on February 22, 2013, 09:19:13 AM