basile is the type of a guy you would spot in a night club in a remote area of bangkok and when you look in his direction again he suddenly is gone like he never were there in first place.
I always liked this one:
Would put corn up the hole of her butt just to be safe.
The corn.
Would don an apron and feast at her porcelain throne until it was distinctly Maizeless and legumeless.
Would invent time travel, spatiotemporally tunnel into the future, buy a can of toxic-free GMO corn, travel back in time, feed her the corn, have a corn-poo casserole, and instruct my past self how to repeat the process, thereby creating an infinite corn loop.
This will be my last post and the only time I will speak on the matter involving Willgrant and I (our breakup). I haven't posted on getbig since Willgrant told me that he had used his previous account which was in TO and had been in the TO forum and that w8 and Josh were talking about making photoshop pics of me and how w8 wanted to shoot me. Willgrant and I both agreed to just leave getbig as it was becoming dangerous with all the posting of members personal info. I had already had my facebook account posted and a certain member had used my name is his signature and it took one week of myself and Will pming Ron to have it removed. How ironic looking back as today I saw that Will had posted my name in the pit on md forums and edited it before a mod could see it.
James (willgrant) and I broke up for the 4th time in less than 3 months, over cleavage pics in my md album. And album that I had up for 4 years and pics which James had seen on here and had no problem with. It was the 4th time and the final time! It was mostly because of the way James went about it, that convinced me I was involved with a internet troll....someone who preferred to sit behind the safety of his computer or mobile phone and hurl abuse at me rather than picking up the phone and talking about an issue like adults do. I was called a slut, c u n t, bitch, whore etc and that is an unacceptable way of communicating in my eyes. My wheel of my car had blown out too while I was driving on a bridge in full on traffic and when I had messaged him this, his reply was about my pics in my md album and how I was a whore etc and that I was a liar and he didn't believe me. This was all done via phone text, mind you. He never picked up the phone and asked me how I was or how my daughter was. We still haven't spoken on the phone since.
For the past 8 days I have endured up to 38 phone texts per day all abusive...threats telling me that he will pass on my info to josh and w8 and that it would get nasty as w8 wants to shoot me. He has threatened to have my power box switched off. He has told me he will come to the town where I live and let me make it up to him, even though I have made it clear by my actions that I want nothing more to do with him. I really didn't want this to get nasty or to even speak about him, but since James is going to speak on this subject its only fair that I give my side. We have had a relationship over the internet and were planning to meet up in Australia but I don't see the point as I can't see a future with us. It was becoming repetitive, James sitting behind a computer or phone text and going on a rant hurling abuse (name calling) and telling me who I could and couldn't talk to. I have been very honest and open with him and told him everyone I was communicating with. I haven't even worked on herbicepscam the duration of our relationship....well longer actually, I haven't worked there since Nov last year. I feel as though I am not what he wants, he hates my pics, he is trying to control me and I do not want or will stand for this. I need a man who will at least pick up the phone and tell me if I have done something to upset him, so we can resolve it like two adults! If I want to have names and abuse hurled at me, then I will post on getbig forums....not have my suposed boyfriend doing the attacking. That is why it is over for good. His behaviour has been absolutely disgusting...the things said to me can never be taken back. The damage has gone too deep this time James for me to ever forgive your words. I have been loyal, faithful, honest and very open with you and yet in return I get you hiding behind your screen hurling names etc and to me this is not worth pursuing any further. There is no point in you spending money in traveling to Australia to see me for something that won't last. I want you to know that I will be changing my phone number since I cannot block you as you are international. So you will be wasting your money and time in typing abusive and repetitive phone texts to me. I wasn't going to give you the time of day but maybe this will help you move forward James and realise that you can't treat a woman like this and expect her to trust you or want to be with you. I don't want to be with someone who is controlling and abusive. I don't want to have to ask for your permission when I leave the house or if its okay I wear something or have to go through my wardrobe and throw out any cleaveage revealing dresses. I cannot see it ending happy for us James so that is why this is for the best. I wish you happiness and love and that you shall find it oneday with someone really special. This is actually bringing me tears to my eyes as I type this so I will sign off. I do care about you, despite my silence. I have hurt, It's just that the more you pushed me via phone text with the threats the more it pushed me away. If you had of picked up the phone that night to talk about what ever what upsetting you we would still be together. Take care xoxoxo
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Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them.killer...'are there things'minimuim amount of drugs to maintain/achieve.'you look like shit,,,hope this helps....'looks like a bag of smashed assholes''all sweet potatoe bayna,,,my father is korean mother is white 'i'm white harridan...
Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they they interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exaggeratly for attention (Hello Goodrum), and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.
Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world.
They're insecure because they're girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom.
They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc).
They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.
Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them.
Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they they interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exaggeratly for attention (Hello Goodrum), and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.
Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world.
They're insecure because they're girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom.
They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc).
They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.
hahaha YES ray
easily the most memorable post on getbig
:Dschizzo's and one more reps avatars make u do double take,,,
wow has this thread de-railed. The purpose was for Adam the elven ear toting troglodyte to post a recent picture to counter no ones. Instead this limp wristed cock ottoman blows the dust off his 1995 collection of photos and scans them into getbig. Then out of nowhere the handicapped school bus pulls up and as soon as the ramp is lowered tbombz peddles his tricycle furiously to get into the action. For some reason tbombz is trying to mash that Bonk sized head of his into this discussion by showing off photos of him looking like he should be wearing leather chaps and getting cornholed in the gloryhole stall of Manhattans premier Bear Club called "FUR". Adonis, upload a photo with a time stamp, nobody gives a fuck about your tullip garden or petrified wood collection.
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-82E0_517AF939.jpg)
Odd sentence structure, gallicisms, curious choice of verbs, incorrect use of commas and a desperate attempt to intellectualise juxtaposed to numerous typos and grammatical mistakes make that post stand head and shoulders above the craziness in Getbig.
I always liked this one:
No one seems to remember this, but...
This serious bodybuilder joined getbig (I cannot remember his screen name or I would find the thread". He thought this was like bodybuilding.com for some reason and he posted a photo of him and his wife posing.
I believe the first reply was from Geo and it was something like "Both of you men look pretty big"...
The guy went fucking nuts.
People saying that Beefy is talking crap are just people who want to keep this stuff under wraps, the ones Ive seen saying its false i know personally have reasons to keep it under wraps.The gay scene goes so deep in to Bodybuilding if you knew some of the big secrets it could literally destroy bodybuilding.
One thing Beefy is wrong about is Bob Chic did dabble in gay4pay, but he kept it out of Venice, did it under a different name and had a well known Vegas Homosexual find the clients for him so word never spread outside that small community.He drew the line at naked wrestling though with no sex allowed but some mild dry humping was let slide.Again I personally witnessed this myself in Vegas..
I remember that, it was like the guy had read no threads here before registering , the old days were brutal for owning, I would put on a flak jacket before even thinking of entering a thread.
I remember that, it was like the guy had read no threads here before registering , the old days were brutal for owning, I would put on a flak jacket before even thinking of entering a thread.
The love affair between me and Lulu was kinda special?Yes. It was a memorable time for team fried catfish. Let us know if there is another potential catfish in our midst.
:DEhem...
Ehem...I give you credit Iron. Lulu may have never been exposed, if not for your wonderful catfight thread.
For me, it always hurts right when it goes in. Does not feel pleasant at all. Sort of a deep stinging sensation. However, leave the cock in your ass, very shortly the pain goes away entirely.
Once the pain leaves, then your partner can start to pump your ass.
It feels like a great deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass.
for me it feels real good when it goes real deep.. like there is some kind of pleasure sensor at the bottom of my ass that emits the tingles when ever a cock comes close to hitting it. IT feels about the same whether your on your back or on your stomach, however there are some differences. on your back you can see your partner, which could be good or bad (attractive or unattractive?).
On your stomach its more relaxing and you can just bite a pillow and let the good times roll.
No one described what it feels like to receive anal.. and that is what he wanted to know..
For me, it always hurts right when it goes in. Does not feel pleasant at all. Sort of a deep stinging sensation. However, leave the cock in your ass, very shortly the pain goes away entirely. Once the pain leaves, then your partner can start to pump your ass. It feels like a great deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass. Cheesy for me it feels real good when it goes real deep.. like there is some kind of pleasure sensor at the bottom of my ass that emits the tingles when ever a cock comes close to hitting it. IT feels about the same whether your on your back or on your stomach, however there are some differences. on your back you can see your partner, which could be good or bad (attractive or unattractive?). On your stomach its more relaxing and you can just bite a pillow and let the good times roll. Wink
Any other questions just shoot
The classic tbombz post:
Fucking hell. Still hits you like a freight train when you read it.Tbombz is a legend, for simply not giving a flying fuck.
Fucking hell. Still hits you like a freight train when you read it.
(http://oi42.tinypic.com/fp9r81.jpg)
please fucking tell me this is photoshop. What fucking grown woman does that.
Girl, you know plenty of skanky older women that do that shit.
like fuck I doWhy did you come back?
It's only gay if you want it to be and drugs are just the finishing touch
Why did you come back?
like fuck I do
Have you considered trying heavy barbell benches to the throat?
So it's just me?
I know so many women over the age of 40 who are just complete tramps.
Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them.
Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they they interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exaggeratly for attention (Hello Goodrum), and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.
Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world.
They're insecure because they're girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom.
They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc).
They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.
Hahaha jesus christ :D, I heard that Booty went scuba diving with her kids but instinct took over and she ended up sucking in so much salty liquid through that big black snorkel that the entire sea level went down 2 metres.
The Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. Daddy can't go to your basketball game, I'm going to the Arnold Classic.
Timmy-"What's that, dad?"
Gayor-"Well, son, 300 lb behemoths oil up, shave themselves and pose onsatge to music while men judge their bodies. When you're older maybe I'll take you."
Timmy-"I'm ok, dad, That actually sounds pretty gay. Why are you going to a show like that if you have never been inside a gym before? Mom said I couldn't go to summer camp because you dropped $500 on Mayor of Bodybuilding shirts. Why did you take down all my school photos and replace them with pictures of you with your arm around muscley black guys? Don't you love me anymore, dad?
Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"
(http://melville.inmycommunity.com.au/_uploads/images/myblogs/female_body_builders10.jpg)
Manlier than getting a battle wound cauterized with a red hot knife
Damn, Jay Cutler is pretty hot.
Those quotes on his pic are amazing
we need more
"The pyramids were built by aliens." -gh15
"I use the same needle for 100+ injections." -gh15
"500 mg per day of Anadrol is common for many bodybuilders." -gh15
"I have seen the actual defense plans for nuclear attack." -gh15
"Mike O'Hearn can not squat 315 for reps." -gh15
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=454675.0;attach=500929;image)
RIP Keith :'(
I was almost crying when I read this:
Onlyme/Noworries
"I haven't used an alarm clock in maybe 15 to 20 years."
windsor88
"no need to when your career is over"
Haha, those anabolichalo quotes, combined with the image of him sitting there in a fold out chair chugging on a bucket of Gatorade looking content (but he obviously isn't) are priceless.
I stay away from carbs .. it's like rubbing your cock against a hot woman's pussy but trying to leave it at that.
This is easily one of the best .. has me laughing in tears hahaha
Pumpster. ;DOne of the best of all time. ;D
Older women with loose morals are repugnant.
I'm rather proud to have expanded the eating-corn-out-of-shit brand of late and think it is a solid go-to for any occasion where one wishes to express sexual attraction.
You have taken corn to the next level. For this, I thank you.
I have become nothing less than a Dark Lord of the Corn. With every throb of my heart, with each afferent/efferent jolt of electrical activity, I feel the maize flow through me.
Odd sentence structure, gallicisms, curious choice of verbs, incorrect use of commas and a desperate attempt to intellectualise juxtaposed to numerous typos and grammatical mistakes make that post stand head and shoulders above the craziness in Getbig.
Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them.
Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they they interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exaggeratly for attention (Hello Goodrum), and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.
Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world.
They're insecure because they're girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom.
They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc).
They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.