Getbig's greatest posts/replies?

[Notsonicemom]

Why did you come back?

the hell you writing a book?

BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT, NOW KINDLY STFU

[tu_holmes]

like fuck I do

So it's just me?

I know so many women over the age of 40 who are just complete tramps.

[Hulkotron]

Have you considered trying heavy barbell benches to the throat?

[Psychopath]

So it's just me?

I know so many women over the age of 40 who are just complete tramps.

Older women with loose morals are repugnant.

[Nomad]

Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them.

Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they they interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exaggeratly for attention (Hello Goodrum), and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.

Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world.
They're insecure because they're girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom.
They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc).

They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.

And yet uberman works a manual job.

[el numero uno]

Too many to remember

Hahaha jesus christ , I heard that Booty went scuba diving with her kids but instinct took over and she ended up sucking in so much salty liquid through that big black snorkel that the entire sea level went down 2 metres.

The Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. Daddy can't go to your basketball game, I'm going to the Arnold Classic.
Timmy-"What's that, dad?"
Gayor-"Well, son, 300 lb behemoths oil up, shave themselves and pose onsatge to music while men judge their bodies. When you're older maybe I'll take you."
Timmy-"I'm ok, dad, That actually sounds pretty gay. Why are you going to a show like that if you have never been inside a gym before? Mom said I couldn't go to summer camp because you dropped $500 on Mayor of Bodybuilding shirts. Why did you take down all my school photos and replace them with pictures of you with your arm around muscley black guys? Don't you love me anymore, dad?

Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"

Manlier than getting a battle wound cauterized with a red hot knife

Damn, Jay Cutler is pretty hot.

[arce1988]

"It's only gay if balls touch" db2431

[Nails]

"Yea and IF my uncle had tits he would be my aunt, and if my grandmother had wheels she would be a race car" - CHE

[Radical Plato]

 

[Costanza]

I'd forgotten about a couple of these gems, so good.

* Booty & Willgrant: That whole drama was like a script from the Bold and the Beautiful, only you actually wanted to watch what was going to happen. Her e-breakup letter is legendary.

* Otis dropping the bomb on poor TA was a ripper as well.

* mass's demolition of The Gayor is pretty special too.

[Psychopath]

"The pyramids were built by aliens."  -gh15
"I use the same needle for 100+ injections."   -gh15
"500 mg per day of Anadrol is common for many bodybuilders."   -gh15
"I have seen the actual defense plans for nuclear attack."    -gh15
"Mike O'Hearn can not squat 315 for reps."  -gh15

[FitnessFrenzy]

Those quotes on his pic are amazing

we need more

[Psychopath]

[BikiniSlut]

"The pyramids were built by aliens."  -gh15
"I use the same needle for 100+ injections."   -gh15
"500 mg per day of Anadrol is common for many bodybuilders."   -gh15
"I have seen the actual defense plans for nuclear attack."    -gh15
"Mike O'Hearn can not squat 315 for reps."  -gh15

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA......win ner right here. I forgot about these gems. LOL @ "I use the same needle for 100+ injections."

[FitnessFrenzy]

[Papper]

RIP Keith  

I was almost crying when I read this:

Onlyme/Noworries
"I haven't used an alarm clock in maybe 15 to 20 years."

windsor88
"no need to when your career is over"

lol

[Costanza]

Haha, those anabolichalo quotes, combined with the image of him sitting there in a fold out chair chugging on a bucket of Gatorade looking content (but he obviously isn't) are priceless.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Haha, those anabolichalo quotes, combined with the image of him sitting there in a fold out chair chugging on a bucket of Gatorade looking content (but he obviously isn't) are priceless.

thanks, bro. When I had the idea, it seemed fun.. and it turned out good 

[Psychopath]

I stay away from carbs .. it's like rubbing your cock against a hot woman's pussy but trying to leave it at that.

 

[Psychopath]

[Psychopath]

[bodyofsteel]

How about which getbiggers had famous meltdowns or outings?

squadfather
fatpanda
suckmymuscle
team nasser

off the top of my head

[JasonH]

I think the Otis B Driftwood one takes it - I remember reading it for the first time when I was at work and had to get up and leave the room because I was trying to stifle my laughter so much! 

[Cleanest Natural]

This is easily one of the best .. has me laughing in tears hahaha

someone dig some mass04 picture analysis .. those were just hilarious

[Mr Nobody]

Pumpster.