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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: BigCyp on April 29, 2013, 04:25:51 AM
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Ahahahaha!
3 of the fattest whores in my office are standing 10 feet from my desk (not by choice lol) talking about how their 'diet pact' is going....the fattest one (with balding hair) says "I was really bad last night!" "I ate a whole pack of BBQ pringles!!! I literally can't resist them - It only put me about 300 kcals over my total though so i'll 'burn it off' this week..."
Fat bitch no. 2 replies "Don't worry about it sweetie.........you can't exclude anything from your diet otherwise you just end up craving it too much"
All 3 whales in unison "Yeah definately".
It took every pound of my ripped frame to not stand up sarcasm-style and exclaim "How about INCLUDING some self control to your diets you disgusting fat slugs!!!!!"
When will these wenches learn???
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Ahahahaha!
3 of the fattest whores in my office are standing 10 feet from my desk (not by choice lol) talking about how their 'diet pact' is going....the fattest one (with balding hair) says "I was really bad last night!" "I ate a whole pack of BBQ pringles!!! I literally can't resist them - It only put me about 300 kcals over my total though so i'll 'burn it off' this week..."
Fat bitch no. 2 replies "Don't worry about it sweetie.........you can't exclude anything from your diet otherwise you just end up craving it too much"
All 3 whales in unison "Yeah definately".
It took every pound of my ripped frame to not stand up sarcasm-style and exclaim "How about INCLUDING some self control to your diets you disgusting fat slugs!!!!!"
When will these wenches learn???
never
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;D That's what I thought
I mean come on, how far into their 'diet pact' are they gonna go (they need to lose around 40 pounds each to look sexable) when they can't even summon up the willpower to exclude anything from their diet?
I have nothing against the TA principles, as it's just a more fun way of cutting calories, but these bitches are not made for the TA principles! They need to learn to say NO
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Their lack of willpower is sickening.
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Fire up the furnace!
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what job do you do cyp
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They are very likely mentally ill like shizzo81.
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They're bulking like cswol
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what job do you do cyp
he protects the Getbig server.
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what job do you do cyp
Equivalent to a financial director, but it's for a large shipping firm which is a family run business (not mine lol) so my job role overlaps with other crap sometimes.
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Ahahahaha!
3 of the fattest whores in my office are standing 10 feet from my desk (not by choice lol) talking about how their 'diet pact' is going....the fattest one (with balding hair) says "I was really bad last night!" "I ate a whole pack of BBQ pringles!!! I literally can't resist them - It only put me about 300 kcals over my total though so i'll 'burn it off' this week..."
Fat bitch no. 2 replies "Don't worry about it sweetie.........you can't exclude anything from your diet otherwise you just end up craving it too much"
All 3 whales in unison "Yeah definately".
It took every pound of my ripped frame to not stand up sarcasm-style and exclaim "How about INCLUDING some self control to your diets you disgusting fat slugs!!!!!"
When will these wenches learn???
lol your face when you walked passed them
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Reminds me of Squadfatter's imginary RL ownings, except they end with him humiliating the target(s) in question. ;D
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Reminds me of Squadfatter's imginary RL ownings, except they end with him humiliating the target(s) in question. ;D
I have mellowed over the years.
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what i really cant stand is bitches like that criticising the look of bodybuilders.
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what i really cant stand is bitches like that criticising the look of bodybuilders.
Yes Mars it's disgusting considering the amount of work you've put in to get as huge as you are
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exactly
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Ha! I'd litter my desk with chips, candy and take-outs. Not say a word.
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They're bulking like cswol
;D
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Has the cswol 225x55 film been posted yet?
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Has the cswol 225x55 film been posted yet?
(http://www.arizonabreast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/severeGynecomastiaFrontBig.jpg)
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Has the cswol 225x55 film been posted yet?
It had to be postponed halfway through (driving to the gym) due to extreme hypertension
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Why do fat chicks tan themselves for summer? Do they think we want to see them in less clothing?
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It's the fat ones that look at my lunch of grilled chicken and broccoli and look at it like I am eating Alien Fetus. They wonder what that strange green thing is on my plate.
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Why do fat chicks tan themselves for summer? Do they think we want to see them in less clothing?
They are trying to attain twinks with money.
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I allways thought it is impossible to be that addicted to something like food
But then I tried not to have sex/jerk off for 3 days
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BigCyp post pictures of these fine munters.
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The one I've heard a lot is that they've got a really slow metabolism and barely eat anything but still gain weight.
I want to just tell them that the only reason they look like such a bag of shit is because they're eating more calories than their bodies need.
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The one I've heard a lot is that they've got a really slow metabolism and barely eat anything but still gain weight.
I want to just tell them that the only reason they look like such a bag of shit is because they're eating more calories than their bodies need.
They don't even lift.
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A friend of mine was whining about how hard her diet was and how she ended up in the hospital because she "almost" passed out. Go figure she only had 1 week in her diet and she lost 2 pounds. ::)
Also she bragged about how she never ate at night, I ask her what she has for dinner and she replied "no, I never eat at night, never", and she is fat as hell. ::)
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he protects the Getbig server.
^^
;D One of the best responses of 2013!!!! :D
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^^
;D One of the best responses of 2013!!!! :D
agreeed!
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to be fair 300 cals aren't THAT hard to burn off, assuming they actually do it and not just wiifit for 10 minutes and think it's enough
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I like how some of them say "water's gross" that's why they don't drink anything but Pepsi.
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Post of the week big cyp.
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lol @ fat bitches
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lol i don't bother with giving advice to idiots anymore. 90% of people don't have what it takes to get in shape in a legit non starvation or fat burner assisted way. it should be so simple. surely its easier to NOT eat than to eat? or eat less than to eat more? pitiful state of affairs
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I had to sit next to this obese cow at a product training class. Her constant struggle to take a breath was fucking sickening.
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where they driving vans?
in the u s of a if you see a van being driven then 9 times out of 10 there's a fat cow behind the wheel
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BigCyp owing twinks on the internet and whales in real life.
He is an unstoppable force of nature.
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I saw a wildebeest wonder into the gym a few weeks ago...took a class with a trainer, never saw her again. I'm sure the whale got her a gallon of Rocky Road after the three sit ups she rolled for....
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I saw a wildebeest wonder into the gym a few weeks ago...took a class with a trainer, never saw her again. I'm sure the whale got her a gallon of Rocky Road after the three sit ups she rolled for....
lol for cases such as this i would not even try performing exercise anymore than a short walk each day. diet is what will get these creatures into the realm of human once more
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where they driving vans?
in the u s of a if you see a van being driven then 9 times out of 10 there's a fat cow behind the wheel
Except for Danielson.
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Hahaha great replies, and fitnessfrenzy with the winner ;D
Seriously I can't believe the absolute shit these hippos come up with sometimes. A couple of days ago the leader of the herd 'Vikki' waddled over to 'Lara' and exclaimed loudly "Im gonna have to completely start my 'points' again from Monday!!! I didn't realise that the booklet said "you can burn up to 500 kcals on days at the gym" "So i've been eating 500 calories extra every time I do cardio!!!"
"I did think it was a bit easy being able to eat 2 chocolate bars just because I'd done my cardio"
WTTTTTTFFFFFFF!!!!!!! I couldn't keep my silence, so I kindly suggested that she try to just eat 3500 kcals less per week than she burned to lose a pound a week (which would get her in a size 12 by the time I retire). BUT NOOOOOOOOO!!!! She wants to do it her way and not 'complicate it too much'.
10 chocolate bars a week it is then you filthy pig!!!
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I don't even say a word when morons like that talk about diet and fitness, the complete bullshit they ramble on about.In my head I think I could tell you exactly how to lose weight but you are such an ignorant fat fuck you wouldn't listen anyway.
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I think it would help if these fat cows read this thread.
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i deliberately give false advice to female fatsos who ask me about diet stuff.
because they cant and dont wanna diet in the first place anyway.
its totaly pointless, so might aswell give fake advice. :D
when they ask is this and that still allowed,is bit alc ok blablabla.
the disgusting swines in human body deserve no better.i mean it doesnt take a nobel prize level physilogist to figure out why they got fat and how to reverse it.
also feels good to tell them id never even consider sex with them, and be very embarassed to walk in public with them.
from the skinfolds of overspilling fat, they tend to stink too.
can wash, its still gonna stink.akin to washing a turd.
when i see women with fat legs i always ask them which football club has them under contract.
just tell em "paleo" and walk away, let em do their own damn homework
btw did you stop posting? i noticed some of your older posts were gone
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I own/work in a supplement shop and obese women coming in for fat burners makes me have to bite my tongue when they say 'do I have to eat healthy on these' or 'do I have to do exercise taking these'. Sometimes if I'm fed up I'll just say 'I dont care, there they are if u want them'.
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I own/work in a supplement shop and obese women coming in for fat burners makes me have to bite my tongue when they say 'do I have to eat healthy on these' or 'do I have to do exercise taking these'. Sometimes if I'm fed up I'll just say 'I dont care, there they are if u want them'.
yeah i wouldnt bother either... i dont see how they could be that fucking dumb to think that a magic pill is going to burn off 100lbs of shit.
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yeah i wouldnt bother either... i dont see how they could be that fucking dumb to think that a magic pill is going to burn off 100lbs of shit.
haha I remember the late fatpanda posting that dnp and ECA had no effect on him, he probably ate more while using them thinking he would still lose those extra 200 pounds.
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i deliberately give false advice to female fatsos who ask me about diet stuff.
because they cant and dont wanna diet in the first place anyway.
its totaly pointless, so might aswell give fake advice. :D
when they ask is this and that still allowed,is bit alc ok blablabla.
the disgusting swines in human body deserve no better.i mean it doesnt take a nobel prize level physilogist to figure out why they got fat and how to reverse it.
also feels good to tell them id never even consider sex with them, and be very embarassed to walk in public with them.
from the skinfolds of overspilling fat, they tend to stink too.
can wash, its still gonna stink.akin to washing a turd.
when i see women with fat legs i always ask them which football club has them under contract.
You are the man galeniko
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what i really cant stand is bitches like that criticising the look of bodybuilders.
This truly is the one fucking thing that makes me want to go apeshitLesnarHammerfist on a fat bitch I don't know...along with the times that a male or female beluga approaches me to discuss training/diet/drug philosophy unsolicited.....Today I did phase 3 legs of my attempt at a y3t plan....was on a drop set of squats pouring sweat + veins+dropset generally looking like a person who really doesn't want your fucking opinion you fucking fat she-blimp and all of a sudden this bitch walks up to me and tells me "You're going too low....if u want to work more on ur quads then don't go as low :P" WITH THAT STUPID FUCKING LOOK....
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Too hard to get up and just offer some words of encouragement/motivation? If anything, at least you can help people like her see that bodybuilders are not egotistical assholish people?
I know its cool on GETBIG to rag on fat people, but you all forget that we all started somewhere! We were not all always big and muscular. :)
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Too hard to get up and just offer some words of encouragement/motivation? If anything, at least you can help people like her see that bodybuilders are not egotistical assholish people?
I know its cool on GETBIG to rag on fat people, but you all forget that we all started somewhere! We were not all always big and muscular. :)
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Shut it and eat some fat free ice cream cones fatty ;D
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14:21hrs - UPDATE ON THE ORCAS
I've just finished eating some lovely salmon and white rice (courtesy of Mrs BigCyp :-*) and I leave the avacado slices until last (for obvious reasons).
I'm eating the slices and enjoying every last creamy bite, when BOOM!!! Over comes 'Lara' who's obviously smelled the calories...."Eugghh what's that????" (as i'm actually holding them in the air and slowly descending them into my mouth)
"Avacado? What did you think it was ffs????"
Lara: "Yuck, I won't go near avacados they're too fatty" Hahahahahahahahahahahaha h!!!!!!
It's a good job these avacado's don't hold the same prejudice as you Lara, otherwise they'd all jump out the way when you're waddling through the fruit and veg ailse you fat snail! ;D
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14:21hrs - UPDATE ON THE ORCAS
I've just finished eating some lovely salmon and white rice (courtesy of Mrs BigCyp :-*) and I leave the avacado slices until last (for obvious reasons).
I'm eating the slices and enjoying every last creamy bite, when BOOM!!! Over comes 'Lara' who's obviously smelled the calories...."Eugghh what's that????" (as i'm actually holding them in the air and slowly descending them into my mouth)
"Avacado? What did you think it was ffs????"
Lara: "Yuck, I won't go near avacados they're too fatty" Hahahahahahahahahahahaha h!!!!!!
It's a good job these avacado's don't hold the same prejudice as you Lara, otherwise they'd all jump out the way when you're waddling through the fruit and veg ailse you fat snail! ;D
do any of these chicks wear leggings?
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14:21hrs - UPDATE ON THE ORCAS
I've just finished eating some lovely salmon and white rice (courtesy of Mrs BigCyp :-*) and I leave the avacado slices until last (for obvious reasons).
I'm eating the slices and enjoying every last creamy bite, when BOOM!!! Over comes 'Lara' who's obviously smelled the calories...."Eugghh what's that????" (as i'm actually holding them in the air and slowly descending them into my mouth)
"Avacado? What did you think it was ffs????"
Lara: "Yuck, I won't go near avacados they're too fatty" Hahahahahahahahahahahaha h!!!!!!
It's a good job these avacado's don't hold the same prejudice as you Lara, otherwise they'd all jump out the way when you're waddling through the fruit and veg ailse you fat snail! ;D
They....the land whales graze on Doritos, Snikers, and diet Cokes. The only thing that's smells like fish near them is the vertical folds that hide the unwashed snatch. Go postal and feed them lettuce at gunpoint.....
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Thanks for the update bigcyp. Next time they comment on one of your healthy foods run to hr and complain just like they would do to you for making fun of them for eating like whales.
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Look solid Big Achmed!
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Jesus Christ it reeks of false alpha male in this thread. ::)
Most obese women have a deep depression and become obese due to this.
At least the three ladies in the original post are making a fucking effort to lose the weight. So many don't.
I'm sure you have all heard "Strong people lift people up.....they don't put them down."
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Jesus Christ it reeks of false alpha male in this thread. ::)
Most obese women have a deep depression and become obese due to this.
At least the three ladies in the original post are making a fucking effort to lose the weight. So many don't.
I'm sure you have all heard "Strong people lift people up.....they don't put them down."
I wanted to lift them up, I really did but i'm trying to stay away from ego training and 'focus on the squeeze' atm
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Jesus Christ it reeks of false alpha male in this thread. ::)
Most obese women have a deep depression and become obese due to this.
At least the three ladies in the original post are making a fucking effort to lose the weight. So many don't.
I'm sure you have all heard "Strong people lift people up.....they don't put them down."
How much are we talking here, to "lift up".....do I get to use straps? Will it be a standard land whale, or the humpback version?
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Ahahahaha!
3 of the fattest whores in my office are standing 10 feet from my desk (not by choice lol) talking about how their 'diet pact' is going....the fattest one (with balding hair) says "I was really bad last night!" "I ate a whole pack of BBQ pringles!!! I literally can't resist them - It only put me about 300 kcals over my total though so i'll 'burn it off' this week..."
Fat bitch no. 2 replies "Don't worry about it sweetie.........you can't exclude anything from your diet otherwise you just end up craving it too much"
All 3 whales in unison "Yeah definately".
It took every pound of my ripped frame to not stand up sarcasm-style and exclaim "How about INCLUDING some self control to your diets you disgusting fat slugs!!!!!"
When will these wenches learn???
they will continue to run to their black boyfriends for "validation" until they get pregnant and the guy either gets locked up or runs off
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solid thread
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Jesus Christ it reeks of false alpha male in this thread. ::)
Most obese women have a deep depression and become obese due to this.
At least the three ladies in the original post are making a fucking effort to lose the weight. So many don't.
I'm sure you have all heard "Strong people lift people up.....they don't put them down."
this is partially true but a lot of them never actually make the effort to learn about real nutrition and exercise, they just stick to their horribly bastardized, ineffective fad diets that they don't even follow closely enough and shitty exercise routines (no, walking isn't exercise you fat shit, it's a regular human function) and then blame "genetics" when they fail. and then they get mad at you and call you mean and heartless when you call them out on their bullshit, and then they keep justifying their fat-inducing behaviour. and they defend it with absolutely stupid, asinine shit like "oh keto that's not healthy for you". oh yeah and having 12lbs of plaque in your arteries is?!
i understand there's a lot of conditions that might result in someone being obese but plenty of people do lose the weight, and it's really fucking hard to defend the people that don't actually put in any real effort.
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I like to get into pillow fights with fat girls that seems to turn them on when the are ready for hot sex, then I say get in your car and leave or I am calling the cops.
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BigCyp
Leave a block of chocolate in the staff dining room with everything but the last piece eaten/gone, and a big sign on the table saying "Free Chocolate - help yourself". See how long it takes for them to start blaming each other for eating everything but one little piece ;D
Oh - the only "Lara" I ever knew was hot as fuck. That was in high school though - I've spent the past few minutes reading this thread wondering if she's let herself go.
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Fat Bitches Smell
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you tell them those dietary sodas are bad,make ppl fat
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They don't even lift ie disgusting.
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i have a soft spot for fat people. some just really are depressing and i feel like they just wanna escape their own life. after work they are holed up in their first floor apartments, watching television and snacking, maybe a quick masturbation session before bed. it's the fat people who are very bitter that i don't like.
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I will bang all three.
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I will bang all three.
with or without a condom?
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with or without a condom?
With or without Crisco?