Author Topic: Hahaha great conversation between 3 fat bitches next to me right now... (Read 5230 times)

Sophus · « **Reply #25 on:** April 29, 2013, 10:39:44 AM »

I allways thought it is impossible to be that addicted to something like food

But then I tried not to have sex/jerk off for 3 days

Raymondo · « **Reply #26 on:** April 29, 2013, 10:43:16 AM »

BigCyp post pictures of these fine munters.

Griffith · « **Reply #27 on:** April 29, 2013, 10:52:27 AM »

The one I've heard a lot is that they've got a really slow metabolism and barely eat anything but still gain weight.

I want to just tell them that the only reason they look like such a bag of shit is because they're eating more calories than their bodies need.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #28 on:** April 29, 2013, 10:57:39 AM »

Quote from: Griffith on April 29, 2013, 10:52:27 AM

The one I've heard a lot is that they've got a really slow metabolism and barely eat anything but still gain weight.

I want to just tell them that the only reason they look like such a bag of shit is because they're eating more calories than their bodies need.

They don't even lift.

el numero uno · « **Reply #29 on:** April 29, 2013, 11:00:25 AM »

A friend of mine was whining about how hard her diet was and how she ended up in the hospital because she "almost" passed out. Go figure she only had 1 week in her diet and she lost 2 pounds.

Also she bragged about how she never ate at night, I ask her what she has for dinner and she replied "no, I never eat at night, never", and she is fat as hell.

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #30 on:** April 29, 2013, 11:21:18 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on April 29, 2013, 05:09:36 AM

he protects the Getbig server.

^^

One of the best responses of 2013!!!!

240 is Back · « **Reply #31 on:** April 29, 2013, 11:24:11 AM »

Quote from: Thespritz0 on April 29, 2013, 11:21:18 AM

^^
One of the best responses of 2013!!!!

agreeed!

deadpan · « **Reply #32 on:** April 29, 2013, 01:30:21 PM »

to be fair 300 cals aren't THAT hard to burn off, assuming they actually do it and not just wiifit for 10 minutes and think it's enough

Nirvana · « **Reply #33 on:** April 29, 2013, 01:34:32 PM »

I like how some of them say "water's gross" that's why they don't drink anything but Pepsi.

calfzilla · « **Reply #34 on:** April 29, 2013, 01:43:33 PM »

Post of the week big cyp.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #35 on:** April 29, 2013, 01:46:02 PM »

lol @ fat bitches

Red29 · « **Reply #36 on:** April 29, 2013, 01:51:06 PM »

lol i don't bother with giving advice to idiots anymore. 90% of people don't have what it takes to get in shape in a legit non starvation or fat burner assisted way. it should be so simple. surely its easier to NOT eat than to eat? or eat less than to eat more? pitiful state of affairs

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #37 on:** April 29, 2013, 01:56:36 PM »

I had to sit next to this obese cow at a product training class. Her constant struggle to take a breath was fucking sickening.

dj181 · « **Reply #38 on:** April 29, 2013, 01:57:46 PM »

where they driving vans?

in the u s of a if you see a van being driven then 9 times out of 10 there's a fat cow behind the wheel

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #39 on:** April 29, 2013, 01:59:50 PM »

BigCyp owing twinks on the internet and whales in real life.

He is an unstoppable force of nature.

Tedim · « **Reply #40 on:** April 29, 2013, 02:06:14 PM »

I saw a wildebeest wonder into the gym a few weeks ago...took a class with a trainer, never saw her again. I'm sure the whale got her a gallon of Rocky Road after the three sit ups she rolled for....

Red29 · « **Reply #41 on:** April 29, 2013, 02:13:54 PM »

Quote from: Tedim on April 29, 2013, 02:06:14 PM

I saw a wildebeest wonder into the gym a few weeks ago...took a class with a trainer, never saw her again. I'm sure the whale got her a gallon of Rocky Road after the three sit ups she rolled for....

lol for cases such as this i would not even try performing exercise anymore than a short walk each day. diet is what will get these creatures into the realm of human once more

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #42 on:** April 29, 2013, 02:15:53 PM »

Quote from: dj181 on April 29, 2013, 01:57:46 PM

where they driving vans?

in the u s of a if you see a van being driven then 9 times out of 10 there's a fat cow behind the wheel

Except for Danielson.

BigCyp · « **Reply #43 on:** April 29, 2013, 03:02:07 PM »

Hahaha great replies, and fitnessfrenzy with the winner

Seriously I can't believe the absolute shit these hippos come up with sometimes. A couple of days ago the leader of the herd 'Vikki' waddled over to 'Lara' and exclaimed loudly "Im gonna have to completely start my 'points' again from Monday!!! I didn't realise that the booklet said "you can burn up to 500 kcals on days at the gym" "So i've been eating 500 calories extra every time I do cardio!!!"

"I did think it was a bit easy being able to eat 2 chocolate bars just because I'd done my cardio"

WTTTTTTFFFFFFF!!!!!!! I couldn't keep my silence, so I kindly suggested that she try to just eat 3500 kcals less per week than she burned to lose a pound a week (which would get her in a size 12 by the time I retire). BUT NOOOOOOOOO!!!! She wants to do it her way and not 'complicate it too much'.

10 chocolate bars a week it is then you filthy pig!!!

Army of One · « **Reply #44 on:** April 29, 2013, 03:06:43 PM »

I don't even say a word when morons like that talk about diet and fitness, the complete bullshit they ramble on about.In my head I think I could tell you exactly how to lose weight but you are such an ignorant fat fuck you wouldn't listen anyway.

calfzilla · « **Reply #45 on:** April 29, 2013, 03:09:55 PM »

I think it would help if these fat cows read this thread.

deadpan · « **Reply #46 on:** April 29, 2013, 04:36:51 PM »

Quote from: galeniko on April 29, 2013, 04:29:53 PM

i deliberately give false advice to female fatsos who ask me about diet stuff.

because they cant and dont wanna diet in the first place anyway.

its totaly pointless, so might aswell give fake advice.

when they ask is this and that still allowed,is bit alc ok blablabla.

the disgusting swines in human body deserve no better.i mean it doesnt take a nobel prize level physilogist to figure out why they got fat and how to reverse it.

also feels good to tell them id never even consider sex with them, and be very embarassed to walk in public with them.

from the skinfolds of overspilling fat, they tend to stink too.

can wash, its still gonna stink.akin to washing a turd.

when i see women with fat legs i always ask them which football club has them under contract.

just tell em "paleo" and walk away, let em do their own damn homework

btw did you stop posting? i noticed some of your older posts were gone

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #47 on:** April 29, 2013, 04:40:29 PM »

I own/work in a supplement shop and obese women coming in for fat burners makes me have to bite my tongue when they say 'do I have to eat healthy on these' or 'do I have to do exercise taking these'. Sometimes if I'm fed up I'll just say 'I dont care, there they are if u want them'.

Red29 · « **Reply #48 on:** April 29, 2013, 04:44:47 PM »

Quote from: Imako on April 29, 2013, 04:40:29 PM

I own/work in a supplement shop and obese women coming in for fat burners makes me have to bite my tongue when they say 'do I have to eat healthy on these' or 'do I have to do exercise taking these'. Sometimes if I'm fed up I'll just say 'I dont care, there they are if u want them'.

yeah i wouldnt bother either... i dont see how they could be that fucking dumb to think that a magic pill is going to burn off 100lbs of shit.

el numero uno · « **Reply #49 on:** April 29, 2013, 04:50:08 PM »

Quote from: Red29 on April 29, 2013, 04:44:47 PM

yeah i wouldnt bother either... i dont see how they could be that fucking dumb to think that a magic pill is going to burn off 100lbs of shit.

haha I remember the late fatpanda posting that dnp and ECA had no effect on him, he probably ate more while using them thinking he would still lose those extra 200 pounds.