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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: El Diablo Blanco on May 20, 2013, 10:34:53 AM
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I was just in the kitchen warming up some rice and beef and these two heifers are in there chowing down on massive quantities of food.
I hear one tell the other "I really need to start eating more vegetables"
Ha, like that is the answer to her obesity. Not the 5000 calories a day that she scarves down.
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I had 2 fatties telling me that dieting was dangerous and how their friend nearly died dieting due to undiagnosed diabities
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gotta fat chic at work that says she has "done everything to lose weight". And that she "used to be really skinny and hot but this weight appeared out of no where all of a sudden". She goes on to say, "it's a medical condition". I ask what type of condition does the doc say you have and she says, "I have'nt seen a doctor about it."
funny things fat people say.....
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I had 2 fatties telling me that dieting was dangerous and how their friend nearly died dieting due to undiagnosed diabities
LMFAO..... the things delusional fatasses say.
I just ate breakfast....3 whole eggs, 4 whites, half a red bell pepper and two slices of onion. Was it a culinary delight? Not really, but I'm not hungry and I'm not fat.
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LMFAO..... the things delusional fatasses say.
I just ate breakfast....3 whole eggs, 4 whites, half a red bell pepper and two slices of onion. Was it a culinary delight? Not really, but I'm not hungry and I'm not fat.
Actually sounds pretty tasty. Add in a couple shots of hot sauce :P
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Actually sounds pretty tasty. Add in a couple shots of hot sauce :P
Yeah it, wasn't bad...Its my standard breakfast....but it sure wasn't a Southwestern omellete with ham, bacon and ppeperjack cheeses....LOL.
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yah, i downed couple lbs bread with jam and chocolate and about 10 icecreams yesterday, but i will wait till tomotrow or even longer before i have any food again.
the starving sensation is quite ridiculous since about 3 hours, but thats the price to be ripped.
i mean, i eat crazy amounts on those socalled cheat days(or my term, short term bulks haha), and cant even think of eating after those meals for 12hrs easy, but those fatsos they eat like that every day all the time, and with permanent small snacks in between.
frankly,im suprised theyre not even fatter than they are.
How often do you do these cheat-then-fast cycles?
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I usually try my best not to overhear what others are saying. My mind is already a very cluttered and violent place, i don't need retarded input from no one.
I also usually don't stare at people or if i see something that would cause others to stare, i make the point not to.
I have found behaving this way maintains my sanity somewhat.
...but yeah, the most disgusting thing i despise is fatso's who are obnoxious, vocal, and judgemental.
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"I did the subway diet but it's tearing holes in my budget"
"health food is too expensive" brb $100 at the bar over the weekend
"i'll start Monday"
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"what fat burner do you take? I mean, like, you have to be on something. IT'S NOT EASY! I'VE TRIED!"
I usually just say Lipo 6 shits and send them to a supplement store that a guy I know owns and have them drop my name. get some free shakes out of it
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it's not my fault, it's me genes :-\
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haha I once told a girl who said something insulting to me (forget what it was) to take the cheeseburger wrappers off her eyes and see reality. she replied "I DON'T EAT MEAT! HA!" total fucking pig. sweats just breathing.
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it's not my fault, it's me genes :-\
"Yes, my third cousin on my mom's side is obese so it already makes it hard for me to be lean."
I just don't get how thin people let it happen and not see it happen. I used to work with this chick, she was short and cute and thin. I bumped into her a year later and she was a fucking cow. How over that span did she not look in the mirror and stop herself?
Like fat bastard said
"I'm fat because I can't stop eating and I can't stop eating cause I'm fat"
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Lots of shredded kunts in this thread.
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I went to Wendy's this weekend for my cheat meal. There was a group of three fat women eating at the table next to me. They all had huge hamburgers, french fries, soda, and ice cream. They were all complaining about not being able to lose any weight no matter what diet they tried. I would guess that none of them has ever counted a calorie.
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Receptionist ladies usually have junk food on the table, doughnuts, pastries etc....
They are not oblivious to the caloric content, because they would vocally complain how this one piece of pastry that is the size of their pinky finger has 150-300calories.
But they make sure to complain before stuffing their face with several.
You get the sense of disappointment and great sadness that they know eating their pastry sticks will make them look like a dead whale found on the beach, but they have to do it.
It's because they're addicted, that's how an addict behaves.
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I went to Wendy's this weekend for my cheat meal. There was a group of three fat women eating at the table next to me. They all had huge hamburgers, french fries, soda, and ice cream. They were all complaining about not being able to lose any weight no matter what diet they tried. I would guess that none of them has ever counted a calorie.
But that would require math, math requires the brain to work and the brain to work requires calories which means more eating. So confusing....
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Receptionist ladies usually have junk food on the table, doughnuts, pastries etc....
They are not oblivious to the caloric content, because they would vocally complain how this one piece of pastry that is the size of their pinky finger has 150-300calories.
But they make sure to complain before stuffing their face with several.
You get the sense of disappointment and great sadness that they know eating their pastry sticks will make them look like a dead whale found on the beach, but they have to do it.
It's because they're addicted, that's how an addict behaves.
Exactly....
Fat no matter what one wears can't be hidden like drug use.
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i swear the following happened in the gym 2 days ago.
some youngster kid approaches me and says how im ripped and blabla.
his goal is to have abs.while were talking, hes downing a gatorade.
i asked him what hge eats,he says only vegs and chicken breast.while downing the whole half liter gatorade.
i told him if he dont drop the sugary drinks he will have hard time to get abs,hes quite 25% bodyfat btw.
he says ok if i say so and that hed gladly ask me more stuff.
i say, ok, lets meet infront of the gym in couple minutes.
so i have a smoke and he comes up after couple minutes, asking me if a split training is better for him, if i take something like protein bars and powders(hahahhah)and if efedrine is good fatburner, someone suggested that to him.
meanwhile, hes drinking ANOTHER gatorade,another half liter gatorade ,just minutes after downing the previous one, and telling me he understood, only to drink water and maybe diet cokes. ::)
i ask him if hes slow or retarded or if he forgot the thing about sugar drinks.
he looking at me like dumb cow in headlight look.
takes another sip.i tell him to throw it away immediately.he doesnt.
instead he asks me if its possible to have abs for him by next summer.
i tell him any further advice is gonna cost him money and to talk to me next time he sees me.
this is a prime example of how retarded ppl are, he drank 70gramms of sugar in 10minutes in his quest on having a sixpack.
He also probably had a preworkout drink with sugar before that.
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I used to think it takes days and days to digest things. But then I wonder. If I have corn for dinner, the next morning I see corn in my shit. So did the corn somehow push it's way through all of the junk in my digestive track to get out or am I cleared out? never makes sense to me.
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Fatpanda would say they are ok.
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"Natural fruit juices are better for you than diet soda." -fat pig at DMV
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they try.
when out clubbing, theres so many women in those tight leather jeans and heels, makes legs somewhat thinner in the dark flash light, and then they have some dark piece on upper body whixch also covers their humongous fast asses.
or tight jeans holding the bloat together like a water dam.
when it comes uncovered, theres rude awakening :-X
hahahaha yeah what a mess!
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it depends how lean i am.
if very lean, i do it every 2nd or 3rd day.
if not, once a week, if i try to get leaner i dont do it until im where i am.
when already lean, to the point where theres no need to go any further as non competitor, the body will need quite some shit food and youll get away with it.
Interesting. It is somewhat similar to the Intermittent Fasting protocol where you don't eat for 24-36 hours once a week. In theory, this is an insulin stimulant.
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"Natural fruit juices are better for you than diet soda." -fat pig at DMV
Has a gut that rivals your neck
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yah, i downed couple lbs bread with jam and chocolate and about 10 icecreams yesterday, but i will wait till tomotrow or even longer before i have any food again.
the starving sensation is quite ridiculous since about 3 hours, but thats the price to be ripped.
i mean, i eat crazy amounts on those socalled cheat days(or my term, short term bulks haha), and cant even think of eating after those meals for 12hrs easy, but those fatsos they eat like that every day all the time, and with permanent small snacks in between.
frankly,im suprised theyre not even fatter than they are.
i started doing something similar, pretty much based on lean gains but i tend to go more hardcore (maybe not as hardcore as you yet ;D),
e.g. yesterday the last time i ate was 5p.m., today i had a busy morning, worked 3 hours, ran some errands, hit the gym and ate at 3 p.m. - so a 22 hour fast. it's pretty nice cause i like eating big ass meals, even if it's once a day :)
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i'm big boned
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i started doing something similar, pretty much based on lean gains but i tend to go more hardcore (maybe not as hardcore as you yet ;D),
e.g. yesterday the last time i ate was 5p.m., today i had a busy morning, worked 3 hours, ran some errands, hit the gym and ate at 3 p.m. - so a 22 hour fast. it's pretty nice cause i like eating big ass meals, even if it's once a day :)
Some wacky Japanese doctor that has photographed every meal for the last 33 years to document how he felt trying to make the perfect diet said he has found that one 700 calorie meal a day makes you feel the best.
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Women:
"I have a slow metabolism"
"I was thin as a rail before my damn kids were born"
"Just more of me to love"
"You're all just a bunch of haterz...I KNOW that I look good!"
Men:
"I'd look like that too if I did steroids"
"I would get way too muscular if I lifted weights"
"I'm more interested in being a good person"
(while patting massive stomach)... "This is bought and paid for"
GetBiggers:
"I'm starting a cycle next week"
"I'm more into functional strength"
"My pics are all over the internet, chief...nothing to hide"
"I'm in my bulking phase, stud"
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I will beat the piss out of those fat fucks.
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GetBiggers:
"I'm starting a cycle next week"
"I'm more into functional strength"
"My pics are all over the internet, chief...nothing to hide"
"I'm in my bulking phase, stud"
LOL.
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fucking LOL at all of galeniko's contributions to this thread
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This just happened to me 5 minutes ago. It's fucking hot in AZ, so i stop in circleK to get a drink. I'm at the drink Station getting a normal.size diet Dr Pepper, and this giant, fat WHALE comes up next to me with the mongo gallon cup that they sell you for 5 bucks, you get free refills ...the thing is obscenely huge.. and goes for the regular Dr Pepper right next to me, and fills it to the brim.
I'm standing there looking all lean and shit, she looked at me and i could feel the "fuck you" coming out of her pores....LOL.
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This just happened to me 5 minutes ago. It's fucking hot in AZ, so i stop in circleK to get a drink. I'm at the drink Station getting a normal.size diet Dr Pepper, and this giant, fat WHALE comes up next to me with the mongo gallon cup that they sell you for 5 bucks, you get free refills ...the thing is obscenely huge.. and goes for the regular Dr Pepper right next to me, and fills it to the brim.
I'm standing there looking all lean and shit, she looked at me and i could feel the "fuck you" coming out of her pores....LOL.
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This just happened to me 5 minutes ago. It's fucking hot in AZ, so i stop in circleK to get a drink. I'm at the drink Station getting a normal.size diet Dr Pepper, and this giant, fat WHALE comes up next to me with the mongo gallon cup that they sell you for 5 bucks, you get free refills ...the thing is obscenely huge.. and goes for the regular Dr Pepper right next to me, and fills it to the brim.
I'm standing there looking all lean and shit, she looked at me and i could feel the "fuck you" coming out of her pores....LOL.
the only thing coming out of her pores was gravy
she wasn't mad at you, she was mad at her four different black baby daddies for getting themselves locked up and therefore being unable to pay support
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"I would like to be a mod - what does getbig think of this?"
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"I would like to be a mod - what does getbig think of this?"
hahahahahaha
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"I would like to be a mod - what does getbig think of this?"
Would you treat everyone equally?
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the only thing coming out of her pores was gravy
she wasn't mad at you, she was mad at her four different black baby daddies for getting themselves locked up and therefore being unable to pay support
Are you implying that her EBT card balance was down to 47 cents, and she was mad because she couldn't buy her usual six donuts, and thus the hostility ?
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'i eat the same as everyone else'
usually followed by some 'metabolism' remark, or how 'you're lucky - you can eat anything and dont get fat'
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i swear the following happened in the gym 2 days ago.
some youngster kid approaches me and says how im ripped and blabla.
his goal is to have abs.while were talking, hes downing a gatorade.
i asked him what hge eats,he says only vegs and chicken breast.while downing the whole half liter gatorade.
i told him if he dont drop the sugary drinks he will have hard time to get abs,hes quite 25% bodyfat btw.
he says ok if i say so and that hed gladly ask me more stuff.
i say, ok, lets meet infront of the gym in couple minutes.
so i have a smoke and he comes up after couple minutes, asking me if a split training is better for him, if i take something like protein bars and powders(hahahhah)and if efedrine is good fatburner, someone suggested that to him.
meanwhile, hes drinking ANOTHER gatorade,another half liter gatorade ,just minutes after downing the previous one, and telling me he understood, only to drink water and maybe diet cokes. ::)
i ask him if hes slow or retarded or if he forgot the thing about sugar drinks.
he looking at me like dumb cow in headlight look.
takes another sip.i tell him to throw it away immediately.he doesnt.
instead he asks me if its possible to have abs for him by next summer.
i tell him any further advice is gonna cost him money and to talk to me next time he sees me.
this is a prime example of how retarded ppl are, he drank 70gramms of sugar in 10minutes in his quest on having a sixpack.
had the same discussion years ago with a friend, who insisted the gatorade didnt have sugar, it had electrolytes. i asked if he knew wtf an elctrolyte was, of course he didnt.
it's almost sad how ignorant most people are about even basic nutrition, let alone any sort of long term dieting or healthy eating.
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Not so much what they say but I'm amazed at how ignorant they are especially in the Information Age. It boggles my mind when I'm on a low carb diet and fats's are suggesting I eat thi he that are nowhere near low carb.
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this is a prime example of how retarded ppl are, he drank 70gramms of sugar in 10minutes in his quest on having a sixpack.
The absolute best way for fats to lose weight in my opinion is to just cut all non-water liquids out of the diet. If you take a normal fat fuck and take away all the juice, milk, soda, beer, etc. and replace it with just water, that's a shitload of calories and you didn't even have to change the solid food that you eat at all.
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I had a "Venti" ( ::)) Starbuck's white chocolate mocha the other day, something like 510 calories, even without the whipped cream.
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I had a "Venti" ( ::)) Starbuck's white chocolate mocha the other day, something like 510 calories, even without the whipped cream.
gayer than a venti
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I beat the shit out of a fat person because they have no determination.
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I beat the shit out of a fat person because they have no determination.
I don't know man falcon packs a mean punch.....I'm gonna have to call bullshit on this one.
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Funny thing is, half the people in this thread have fat parents. Do you make fun of them, or punch them in the face?
LOL, I know, it's just forums BS. ;)
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Funny thing is, half the people in this thread have fat parents. Do you make fun of them, or punch them in the face?
LOL, I know, it's just forums BS. ;)
More than half the people in this thread are probably fat themselves.
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I beat the shit out of a fat person because they have no determination.
was his name kwon?
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More than half the people in this thread are probably fat themselves.
whadda ya bench?
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whadda ya bench?
que es bench?
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que es bench?
elle sait ;D
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_726/1352298874283K66.jpg)
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elle sait ;D
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_726/1352298874283K66.jpg)
Does she even lift or just pose for pics. Primarly genes as I see.
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Does she even lift or just pose for pics. Primarly genes as I see.
who knows if she lifts
but it's for damn sure that she likes ripped dudes ;)
sub-5 FTMFW!!!!
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who knows if she lifts
but it's for damn sure that she likes ripped dudes ;)
sub-5 FTMFW!!!!
Hell I really don't care if she lifts or not, she is hot. But seems she would go with a toad that had cash.
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"Natural fruit juices are better for you than diet soda." -fat pig at DMV
Oh shit the fruit thing.
I was at a gathering turkey dinner and the works when some fat woman puts 2 bananas, 2 apples and a water melon the size of a football and then pours a glass of orange juice and says I am on a diet, kept on eye on her out of curiosity and lo and behold she had 3 additional refills on her orange juice. Unbelievable, she was way better off stuffing her face with turkey.
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"Real men like 'curvy' women, only dogs like bones"
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yeah maybe thats a slaughterhouses preference on incoming pigs ;D
hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!
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gayer than a venti
I forewent the whipped cream, that makes it not-gay.
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i swear the following happened in the gym 2 days ago.
some youngster kid approaches me and says how im ripped and blabla.
his goal is to have abs.while were talking, hes downing a gatorade.
i asked him what hge eats,he says only vegs and chicken breast.while downing the whole half liter gatorade.
i told him if he dont drop the sugary drinks he will have hard time to get abs,hes quite 25% bodyfat btw.
he says ok if i say so and that hed gladly ask me more stuff.
i say, ok, lets meet infront of the gym in couple minutes.
so i have a smoke and he comes up after couple minutes, asking me if a split training is better for him, if i take something like protein bars and powders(hahahhah)and if efedrine is good fatburner, someone suggested that to him.
meanwhile, hes drinking ANOTHER gatorade,another half liter gatorade ,just minutes after downing the previous one, and telling me he understood, only to drink water and maybe diet cokes. ::)
i ask him if hes slow or retarded or if he forgot the thing about sugar drinks.
he looking at me like dumb cow in headlight look.
takes another sip.i tell him to throw it away immediately.he doesnt.
instead he asks me if its possible to have abs for him by next summer.
i tell him any further advice is gonna cost him money and to talk to me next time he sees me.
this is a prime example of how retarded ppl are, he drank 70gramms of sugar in 10minutes in his quest on having a sixpack.
Hahaha, great story Gal.
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Hahaha, great story Gal.
the dumbass just needs to trade it in for sugar-free gatorade
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Yes the low-cal Gatorade tastes exactly the same and is less than half the calories.
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wonder what he benches?
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Yes the low-cal Gatorade tastes exactly the same and is less than half the calories.
Exactly.
I love the fat walrus guys on cardio bikes drinking fizzy lucozade haha.
"Hmm, what drink should I choose to aid my body in metabolising fat instead of sugar, during this intense 1 hour bike session on difficulty level one, watching MTV Base......?"
"Aha!!! Liquid glucose - that should do the trick! Plus it's on a 2 for 1 offer......Result!!!!"
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I like Mio Sport liquid flavor squirt bottles. No cals. Same taste/effect as Gatorade with the electrolytes and is $3 for 25 or so servings. Just pour it into your water bottle and it's good to go. Gatorade each are at least $2, or out of a vending machine even more.
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I like Mio Sport liquid flavor squirt bottles. No cals. Same taste/effect as Gatorade with the electrolytes and is $3 for 25 or so servings. Just pour it into your water bottle and it's good to go. Gatorade each are at least $2, or out of a vending machine even more.
Crystal lite just started making these and IMO they are better than Mio.
Also a fat woman at work once told me that sugar does not turn into fat.
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I didn't know Crystal Lite was on it too. Even more options now. Gatorade needs to make it in the powder tubs. Stuff is great tasting.
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They used to have powdered Gatorade, I am certain of this. Haven't seen it for a while now though so maybe it's not made anymore.
(http://www.foodservicedirect.com/productimages/OT367304S.jpg)
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They used to have powdered Gatorade, I am certain of this. Haven't seen it for a while now though so maybe it's not made anymore.
(http://www.foodservicedirect.com/productimages/OT367304S.jpg)
they still make it. I used to drink it with whey all the time. I meant they should make the 0 calorie sugar free G2 kind. they only make the 36g sugar per serving kind in powder.
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yesmthis alone as first step will tremendously help.
and alc, alc is fermented sugar, a beer can is the same exact shit to the body as a can of coke, plus the poison.
i love it when i see fatsos walking with sugary drinks or coffess with self confident and happy faces, as if they need those drink to be able to walk.
love the thought how its gonna make them even fatter and eventualy diabetic.
The pretentious look on these whores who walk with their starbucks like its a badge of honor. I just want to slap them.
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was watching a show I think was called Weight of the Nation. guy was blaming dollar menus on making him fat and that dollar menus were evil. holy fuck. dollar menus are a godsend if you wanna eat a little fast food and not cost you much. nobody told this guy to buy $20 worth of food off it.
I can see how people can get sucked into the fast food life. my dad used to pick me up from my grandma's every day after school after working all day and he didn't really have time to be cooking since my brother was a baby. so all the time it was mcdonalds drive thru. just convenience I guess.
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Fat people always tell me they really don't eat a lot and they just have a slow metabolism. Had a friend who's wife was putting on weight. She claimed that she didnt eat a lot. We all went out to dinner one night and I kept track of what she ate.
At the end of the night she ate close to five thousand calories and this wasn't abnormal. People don't really know how much they are eating especially calorically dense foods packaged in relatively small serving sizes like junk foods.
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are you eating 'rabbit food' again ?
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Top fat excuses:
I have a bad thyroid.
My medication makes me fat.
I've tried every diet and I can't lose weight.
I'm exercising (five minutes on recumbant bike) I don't know why I can't lose weight.
I don't eat that much.
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she started developing the typical body of no tits, michelin man gut, fat lower back, no ass and stick legs, the worst figure a woman can have(besides pure fatso), the very typical figure one gets from such habbits, everyone has seen it.basicaly a thin woman with metabolic syndrome.
the big companies have 100s of well paid scientist figuring out how to make the consumer want more of their food, they know exactly what theyre doing.but yes ultimately it comes down to self responsibility and lazyness of the people.and the lack of willpower and self respect.
spot fucking on ma man!
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"I used to look like you"
Really you fat pig? You had the discipline to workout and diet for years but then one day decided to just let loose???
Or my favorite PIP :'(
"I'm fat because a spider bit me"
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after this stage, women can carelessly be put in the trash bin, for theres no use to them anymore
agreed
my weight limit for females is 52 kg
my current flame and an x-girl and my x-wifey all are @ 43 kg 8)
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They don't lift.
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They don't lift.
What is your best lift these days Mr N?
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What is your best lift these days Mr N?
1001 on the bench two reps. Serious I did a 600lb deadlift once weak as piss lift.
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1001 on the bench two reps. Serious I did a 600lb deadlift once weak as piss lift.
sumo or conventional?
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ANYBODY cans lose weight, the Holocaust proved this to us.
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agreed
my weight limit for females is 52 kg
my current flame and an x-girl and my x-wifey all are @ 43 kg 8)
my ex gf was 108kg
I weighed 78kg
:-[
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"Wait until I finish my stage 3 plan" ;D
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my ex gf was 108kg
I weighed 78kg
:-[
brutal
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brutal
this little scene right here kinda sums up why I ended up in a terrible relationship (for me anyway, she seemed to enjoy it) and I was miserable.
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I was at a client site the other day. Office is on the second floor or a three story building. The manager wanted to take everyone for lunch. Right next to the elevator is a set of stairs that lead directly to the parking lot. if you take the elevator you have to then leave the lobby and walk around the building so it's easier to just take the stairs. We all head to the stairs except for this 5'5" bald fat dude and two of the fat admins, they decide to take the elevator.
I just shook my head at this. Fucking lazy assholes can't even walk down one small flight of stairs. We all end up in the parking lot standing there for an extra few minutes until these shits waddle around the corner to join us.
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I watched the movie Wallee with my daughter. In the future, all people ride around in motorized carts. We're almost there now, especially at Wal-mart.
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I watched the movie Wallee with my daughter. In the future, all people ride around in motorized carts. We're almost there now, especially at Wal-mart.
One of my favorite films (no homo).
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I was at a client site the other day. Office is on the second floor or a three story building. The manager wanted to take everyone for lunch. Right next to the elevator is a set of stairs that lead directly to the parking lot. if you take the elevator you have to then leave the lobby and walk around the building so it's easier to just take the stairs. We all head to the stairs except for this 5'5" bald fat dude and two of the fat admins, they decide to take the elevator.
I just shook my head at this. Fucking lazy assholes can't even walk down one small flight of stairs. We all end up in the parking lot standing there for an extra few minutes until these shits waddle around the corner to join us.
For the sake of whoever paid, I hope it was all you can eat at one price, otherwise these wastes of space would drive him into bankruptcy.
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"My diet starts on Monday".
Monday never comes.