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Title: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 24, 2013, 08:10:12 AM
Going to Vegas next week and my buddies want to hit the pool party at Rehab.  I looked at their photos and I am not sure I can do it without snapping someone's head off.  Being surrounded by a bunch of rednecks with their body tats, flat brimmed oversized baseball hats acting all obnoxious, I am bound to smack a few of the cunts in the head.  Sure the place is swimming with prime poon, but most are probably carriers for yet to be discovered STDs.  I don't want to be the buddy that doesn't go, but I also don't want to be putting myself in this situation.  I just hate everything about the crowds at places like this.

Look at these photos and tell me you wouldn't want to smack most of these fucks upside the head.
(http://cdn3.vtourist.com/4/3674553-Rehab_Pool_Party_Las_Vegas.jpg)

Can this necklace scream douche loser any louder?
(http://www.uk2vip.com/site/wp-content/gallery/rehab/1.jpg)

Sleezy whores, but what the fuck is it with the negro and that hat?
(http://bottle-service-vegas.com/wp-content/gallery/rehab-pool/rehab-pool-party-performances.jpg)

Fucking seriously.  Who wouldn't want to pound the shit out of this guy?
(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5095/5509091478_63ce27be95_z.jpg)

Check out the 2/10's the Jersey Shore guy snagged
(http://cdn03.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/22/Ronnie-Oritiz-Magro-082111-1-600x450.jpg)
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: King Shizzo on June 24, 2013, 08:21:44 AM
Just another day in the king's courtyard. The king has the key to every chastity belt in the kingdom.
(http://thenerdfightingfeminist.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/chastity-belt.jpg)
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 24, 2013, 08:27:22 AM
hell, i hate everyone equally, but that place looks like heaven on earth.

no way to get out there un-laid.

yes superficial ppl,but who cares the girls are hot. 8)

No doubt and that's my mission, get in, be the good friend, meet some whore and get the fuck out.  The longer I stay there the worst things that can happen.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 24, 2013, 08:46:20 AM
There's a million pool parties around Vegas. Rehab is fine, but you can go pretty much anywhere and get a decent pool view.

Hell, just go to the Sapphire pool and look at the strippers running around if you're just looking for eye candy.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Rudee on June 24, 2013, 08:48:19 AM


yes superficial ppl,but who cares the girls are hot. 8)

And the hotter the girl, the more she can pick and choose who she fucks, and the less likely a person is to get laid by her unless you're a hot dude.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Rudee on June 24, 2013, 08:50:59 AM
(http://bottle-service-vegas.com/wp-content/gallery/rehab-pool/rehab-pool-party-performances.jpg)

Not good when the girls have bigger calves than you.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Otis B Driftwood on June 24, 2013, 09:00:47 AM
Go to Encore Beach Club. If you and your friends have some coin to drop get a lillypad by the pool. Thank me later.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 24, 2013, 09:22:22 AM
thats why we go to thegym and have some bit cash at the ready to get her drunk-lenient enough in making her choices ;D

and its importnant to not waste time on 9s and 10s, for best success rate, hit on the 6s-8s.

if nobody knows you there or wont see you ever again, id go as low a a 4. :-X ;D

by 2 am and a few drinks they all look like 10s.  like it matters what she looks like when you're laying there pissed drunk with her lips wrapped around your dick
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: BikiniSlut on June 24, 2013, 09:23:21 AM
Instead of being a hater why not just enjoy the freak show? Grab a margarita, sit down and point and laugh. Good times to be had by all.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on June 24, 2013, 09:28:46 AM
Instead of being a hater why not just enjoy the freak show? Grab a margarita, sit down and point and laugh. Good times to be had by all.

This.

I could spend the entire day there and not have a cross word with a single person.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 24, 2013, 09:30:54 AM
Going to Vegas next week and my buddies want to hit the pool party at Rehab.  I looked at their photos and I am not sure I can do it without snapping someone's head off.  Being surrounded by a bunch of rednecks with their body tats, flat brimmed oversized baseball hats acting all obnoxious, I am bound to smack a few of the cunts in the head.  Sure the place is swimming with prime poon, but most are probably carriers for yet to be discovered STDs.  I don't want to be the buddy that doesn't go, but I also don't want to be putting myself in this situation.  I just hate everything about the crowds at places like this.

Welcome to my world... lol
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: snx on June 24, 2013, 09:56:16 AM
too afraid of getting herpes to go
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Powerlift66 on June 24, 2013, 10:01:28 AM
Wouldn't go anywhere near that sh*thole...
I don't like crowds, or douche's, and that place is a crowd of douche's...
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: pedro01 on June 24, 2013, 10:25:19 AM
No doubt and that's my mission, get in, be the good friend, meet some whore and get the fuck out.  The longer I stay there the worst things that can happen.

You'd have much more fun with an eight-ball and a couple of hookers.

It is Vegas after all.

No need to put up with all the douchery IMO.

Remember - there's nothing wrong with hookers. You are not paying for the sex. You are paying for them to fuck off afterwards (although admittedly, you can get the odd clingy one).
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Nails on June 24, 2013, 10:27:33 AM
Expect to Get an STD if you jump in that pool
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: pedro01 on June 24, 2013, 10:35:57 AM
Expect to Get an STD if you jump in that pool

Expect a rash from all the urea in there.

A bunch of people drinking heavily and standing in a swimming pool?

It's bad enough with a children in a swimming pool 'cause I know those horrible little girls don't get out to pee but at least their kidneys aren't processing 15 jagerbombs.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: michael arvilla on June 24, 2013, 10:38:01 AM
........
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: BikiniSlut on June 24, 2013, 10:39:36 AM
Expect to Get an STD if you jump in that pool
No...I'm sure they use plenty of chlorine.  :D
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: pedro01 on June 24, 2013, 10:43:56 AM
No...I'm sure they use plenty of chlorine Urine.  :D

Corrected
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 24, 2013, 10:45:42 AM
Corrected

Pee is just ammonia, so it's pretty clean.... Just nasty to think about.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 24, 2013, 11:35:05 AM
Wouldn't go anywhere near that sh*thole...
I don't like crowds, or douche's, and that place is a crowd of douche's...

The crowds plus the heat plus the douches is a recipe for disaster.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: calfzilla on June 24, 2013, 11:40:11 AM
Don't worry about the douches they're on vacation and just having fun, join in. Meet some attractive females and enjoy yourself. Looks like mostly whites there so should be a fun time. If in doubt refer to the Robert Burneika pool video.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 24, 2013, 11:45:36 AM
I usually stay at Caesars or the Flamingo, and both have great pools.  Drop a bit of loot and get a cabana.  I went last June and me and my wife had a blast.  Went the year before with buddies and had a blast.  You can't have a bad time in Vegas if you don't overdo it or you are a knucklehead.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 24, 2013, 12:14:56 PM
I usually stay at Caesars or the Flamingo, and both have great pools.  Drop a bit of loot and get a cabana.  I went last June and me and my wife had a blast.  Went the year before with buddies and had a blast.  You can't have a bad time in Vegas if you don't overdo it or you are a knucklehead.

Good to know, we are staying at the Flamingo so that is cool.  I wanted to hit up Encore Beach Club, but these guys want to go to the "world famous" rehab.  No doubt I am going to hit something, either some whore or douche in the face.  Will see what happens first.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 24, 2013, 12:17:27 PM
Good to know, we are staying at the Flamingo so that is cool.  I wanted to hit up Encore Beach Club, but these guys want to go to the "world famous" rehab.  No doubt I am going to hit something, either some whore or douche in the face.  Will see what happens first.

Flamingo has a topless pool. it is pretty fun.  Went there for a bachelor party a few years ago.  I've been to Caesars pool a few times, and it's pretty fun there too.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Grape Ape on June 24, 2013, 12:19:49 PM
I've been there.  Look at the women, ingore the guys, and you'll be fine.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tommywishbone on June 24, 2013, 12:23:38 PM
Just return from a week at MGM. Wet Republic was always packed.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 24, 2013, 12:25:52 PM
All of the day clubs are packed.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Nails on June 24, 2013, 12:26:09 PM
FIRST and Foremost , dont get to excited just yet , have you asked the mayor of Las Vegas Jay Cutler if your even allowed to step within city limits of Las Vegas ???  everyone knows Jay Runs Vegas



(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t257/gothgirlinu7/IMG_0008.jpg)


(http://cdn2.hauteliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Jay-Cutler_WET-REPUBLIC.jpg)







if you go in that pool without his written permission expect to be canon balled out of there






(http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/jay-cutler-pool.jpg)
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Powerlift66 on June 24, 2013, 12:29:06 PM
The crowds plus the heat plus the douches is a recipe for disaster.

This ^^
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 24, 2013, 12:32:04 PM
FIRST and Foremost , dont get to excited just yet , have you asked the mayor of Las Vegas Jay Cutler if your even allowed to step within city limits of Las Vegas ???  everyone knows Jay Runs Vegas



(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t257/gothgirlinu7/IMG_0008.jpg)


(http://cdn2.hauteliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Jay-Cutler_WET-REPUBLIC.jpg)







if you go in that pool without his written permission expect to be canon balled out of there






(http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/jay-cutler-pool.jpg)

He looks like your normal juicehead in these pics.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: BikiniSlut on June 24, 2013, 12:37:59 PM
Only a loser could NOT have fun in Vegas.

Embrace your inner douche and mingle.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 24, 2013, 12:38:40 PM
Only a loser could NOT have fun in Vegas.

Embrace your inner douche and mingle.

^^^^^^^^^^

Relax and have a good time.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: syntaxmachine on June 24, 2013, 12:58:55 PM
That looks awful.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 24, 2013, 01:12:58 PM
That looks awful.

Agree.  I don't get the Pool Day club allure.  It is 100+ degrees out, I'd rather be in air conditioning than hanging out but the whores, oh the whores.

I was at the cosmo hotel last summer and get into the elevator and there's 6 whores, all smoking hot wearing string bikinis each with a bottle of grey goose in their hands heading down to the pool.  I just stood there staring and licking my lips.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: ukjeff on June 24, 2013, 01:17:09 PM
(http://cdn3.vtourist.com/4/3674553-Rehab_Pool_Party_Las_Vegas.jpg)

A living fucking nightmare, having to listen to all those fuckwits droning on for hours, no sex is worth that.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Marty Champions on June 24, 2013, 02:07:21 PM
(http://cdn3.vtourist.com/4/3674553-Rehab_Pool_Party_Las_Vegas.jpg)

A living fucking nightmare, having to listen to all those fuckwits droning on for hours, no sex is worth that.
stfu asshole!
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on June 24, 2013, 02:09:59 PM
^^^^^^^^^^

Relax and have a good time.

But he can't, he's such a badass he's going to "smack people around"   ::)
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: HockeyFightFan on June 24, 2013, 02:20:02 PM
Agree.  I don't get the Pool Day club allure.  It is 100+ degrees out, I'd rather be in air conditioning than hanging out but the whores, oh the whores.

I was at the cosmo hotel last summer and get into the elevator and there's 6 whores, all smoking hot wearing string bikinis each with a bottle of grey goose in their hands heading down to the pool.  I just stood there staring and licking my lips.

109F, surrounded by 8,000 douchebags, overpriced drinks, so you can talk to a couple booze hags?

Have at it buddy... ::)
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Nails on June 24, 2013, 02:27:14 PM
expect to pay $10 for a can of bud light
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: ukjeff on June 24, 2013, 02:28:28 PM
stfu asshole!

Now , now, are people not giving you enough attention?
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: no one on June 24, 2013, 02:36:45 PM
Good to know, we are staying at the Flamingo so that is cool.  I wanted to hit up Encore Beach Club, but these guys want to go to the "world famous" rehab.  No doubt I am going to hit something, either some whore or douche in the face.  Will see what happens first.

lol ok mr tough guy. the Internet is a wonderful thing. you can be whoever you want. however the sad truth is when you get your skinny/ fat pasty body to rehab half the guys there you like to talk so much shit about will push you out of their way and all you'll do is say 'sorry'.

keep living the dream, neck snapper hahahaha oh brother

fuck your a clown. maybe join the circus while your there. maybe you'll get a big red nose and some floppy shoes to go along with the rest of your act.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 24, 2013, 02:38:02 PM
lol ok mr tough guy. the Internet is a wonderful thing. you can be whoever you want. however the sad truth is when you get your skinny/ fat pasty body to rehab half the guys there you like to talk so much shit about will push you out of their way and all you'll do is say 'sorry'.

keep living the dream, neck snapper hahahaha oh brother

Forget to take your meds? 
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 24, 2013, 02:39:15 PM
expect to pay $10 for a can of bud light

They must make serious bank.  Minimum $50 per person to get in, 4000+ people, all of the drinks, cabana rentals and everything else.  Fuckers make millions every Sunday.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Van_Bilderass on June 24, 2013, 02:40:03 PM
Total fucking nightmare. Are all these people real is what I'd think if I stepped into a scene like this. Everyone is in a constant pose, like mannequins.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: no one on June 24, 2013, 02:41:46 PM
Forget to take your meds?  

no, just pointing out your just a sad person who so badly wishes he was as angry as the person he portrays. why anyone would want to even be like that I dunno. maybe you watch too much sons of anarchy and think it's 'cool'. lol
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 24, 2013, 02:42:31 PM
They must make serious bank.  Minimum $50 per person to get in, 4000+ people, all of the drinks, cabana rentals and everything else.  Fuckers make millions every Sunday.

If you get a cabana, you don't pay for the per person cost... Usually you're on the hook for a couple of bottles though.

I always get a cabana... It makes it much easier to deal with the crowds. Pop a couple of 20s at your local security guy and he'll make sure the douchebags stay away.

I've had many a person kicked out of Vegas clubs.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 24, 2013, 02:43:32 PM
You're better off just dropping some molly and join the douche parade...You'll have a much better time embracing it and laughing at yourself afterward...Take a tons of pics and post them all here for even more laughs...
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Nails on June 24, 2013, 02:44:11 PM
watch out for the group of 4 mid 50 year old trying to act like they are in THE HANGOVER Movie
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: BikiniSlut on June 24, 2013, 02:45:15 PM
watch out for the group of 4 mid 50 year old trying to act like they are in THE HANGOVER Movie

HAHAHAHAHAHA.  :D

Please tell me this is serious because I'll hop on a plane to Vegas right now just to see this.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: no one on June 24, 2013, 02:45:20 PM
If you get a cabana, you don't pay for the per person cost... Usually you're on the hook for a couple of bottles though.

I always get a cabana... It makes it much easier to deal with the crowds. Pop a couple of 20s at your local security guy and he'll make sure the douchebags stay away.

I've had many a person kicked out of Vegas clubs.

couple bottles? thought you said you do that 'regularly'?

if you did you'd know that the minimum is anywhere from 2k to 5k depending on the day for a cabana.

marquee is a 10k minimum on long weekends. wet republic is 5k minimums fri/ sat and 10k holiday Mondays.


Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on June 24, 2013, 02:52:58 PM
TU is a game designer, i would think he makes nice coin. If he wants to piss it away in nightclubs, who are we to say anything.

At least he's not beating the shit out of anyone who looks at him wrong...like "El Diablo Blanco".. ::)....hahahahahaaaa
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Nails on June 24, 2013, 02:55:01 PM

@1:19   NIIICE SLUTS



Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: no one on June 24, 2013, 02:58:34 PM
TU is a game designer, i would think he makes nice coin. If he wants to piss it away in nightclubs, who are we to say anything.

At least he's not beating the shit out of anyone who looks at him wrong...like "El Diablo Blanco".. ::)....hahahahahaaaa

hahaha and then admit to drooling over chicks in the elevator. ya he must be a real bad man. :D
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 24, 2013, 02:59:54 PM
TU is a game designer, i would think he makes nice coin. If he wants to piss it away in nightclubs, who are we to say anything.

At least he's not beating the shit out of anyone who looks at him wrong...like "El Diablo Blanco".. ::)....hahahahahaaaa

Groink and no one need to rent a cabana together and spend the afternoon being bitter and jealous together.  You can take turns rubbing lotion on each others, ummm  back
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: BikiniSlut on June 24, 2013, 03:01:44 PM
Groink and no one need to rent a cabana together and spend the afternoon being bitter and jealous together.  You can take turns rubbing lotion on each others, ummm  back

Bitter and jealous of what? ???
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 24, 2013, 03:03:26 PM


filt  just pure filt.  Those tats  :-X  These chicks go from princess attitude, to slut to belligerent as every drink goes down and down.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: no one on June 24, 2013, 03:06:07 PM
Groink and no one need to rent a cabana together and spend the afternoon being bitter and jealous together.  You can take turns rubbing lotion on each others, ummm  back

I think 'bitter and jealous' describes more aptly your set of circumstances more than my own there sport.

that being said groink and I would have a great time there. chicks love outgoing big guys who can talk and interact and aren't douchbags as opposed to fat wanna be tough guys trying to be somebody lol
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 24, 2013, 03:09:15 PM
I think 'bitter and jealous' describes more aptly your set of circumstances more than my own there sport.

that being said groink and I would have a great time there. chicks love outgoing big guys who can talk and interact and aren't douchbags as opposed to fat wanna be tough guys trying to be somebody lol

blah blah blah.  Trying too hard there skippy to sound all "squadfather".  Trying to pwn people  ::)  Give it a rest no one
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on June 24, 2013, 03:23:56 PM
blah blah blah.  Trying too hard there skippy to sound all "squadfather".  Trying to pwn people  ::)  Give it a rest no one

I think he pretty much nailed it.  I enjoy the occasional night out amongst the club crowd, it's fun.

 Oddly enough I was here Saturday night for my buddies wifes Bday party....got there at 8 and  closed the place....Had a great time, and I managed to make it through the whole night without beating someone up, or getting "smacked around" by a tough guy like you.....LOL

 http://mayaclubaz.com/  (http://mayaclubaz.com/)
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Nomad on June 24, 2013, 03:32:47 PM
If you get a cabana, you don't pay for the per person cost... Usually you're on the hook for a couple of bottles though.

I always get a cabana... It makes it much easier to deal with the crowds. Pop a couple of 20s at your local security guy and he'll make sure the douchebags stay away.

I've had many a person kicked out of Vegas clubs.

Thanks for the tip  ;D
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: King Shizzo on June 24, 2013, 03:37:01 PM
The king loves Vegas!!!! This was a self portrait taken of the king after an epic weekend, a few years back. Yes, my crown stays on at all times.

(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/293/d/6/naked_king_by_roni_yoffe-d314m2g.jpg)
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: no one on June 24, 2013, 03:46:01 PM
blah blah blah.  Trying too hard there skippy to sound all "squadfather".  Trying to pwn people  ::)  Give it a rest no one

lol who's owning. just stating facts there sunshine. now if those facts hit so close to home that they might be misconstrued as anything other than what they are speaks more to the fact I'm more right than wrong when it comes to revealing your true character.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 24, 2013, 06:31:45 PM
couple bottles? thought you said you do that 'regularly'?

if you did you'd know that the minimum is anywhere from 2k to 5k depending on the day for a cabana.

marquee is a 10k minimum on long weekends. wet republic is 5k minimums fri/ sat and 10k holiday Mondays.




Bullshit.... a couple bottles don't run more than a grand... I was at Moon and Tao Beach 2 weeks ago (Friday and Saturday) and the 2 bottles ran me about 900 bucks each place.

So no... It's not THAT expensive... Also, it depends on how many people you go with (2 bottles is a 4 person rate) , PLUS, if you know what you're doing in Vegas, you can guarantee them more bottles and the price per bottle comes down.

If you're paying 2 grand for less than 4 bottles in Vegas then you are getting swindled.



Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Grape Ape on June 24, 2013, 07:11:50 PM
They must make serious bank.  Minimum $50 per person to get in, 4000+ people, all of the drinks, cabana rentals and everything else.  Fuckers make millions every Sunday.

It's about $108 for a twelve pack of bud bottles.  Best is, right across the street is a CVS where 30 packs are 20 bucks.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: basil on June 24, 2013, 11:16:29 PM
Don't go in the water, it's nasty.  Unless it's only up to your ankles.

If it's not too late, book a cabana.  You may have to spring $350-600 depending on location and scarcity, but it's well worth it (especially if you're gonna spend a whole day there with few other ppl to throw you some cash).  In my experience with the Vegas pool scene (usually do a pool day when I'm there, so 5 or 6 times over the last decade), it's critical to have your own piece of real estate to serve as a home base.  Unless your paying for your spot, it will disappear as soon as you leave to get drink, take a piss, or whatever.  The cabanas have TV's, safes, furniture, unlimited water and juice/pop, dedicated server, some have mp3 docking stations, etc. 

Also, it's surprising how quick the ladies will stop and talk if you're summoning them from a cabana.  Give them a holler, and when they stop invite them over for a beer, drink, etc.  I won't do the pool scene again without a piece of real estate, unless i'm only there for a stroll through and to get my feet wet.  Cabanas all the way.  Have fun dude.  Vegas has always been a blast for me.  Can't wait to go back next year. 
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: no one on June 25, 2013, 02:23:32 PM
Bullshit.... a couple bottles don't run more than a grand... I was at Moon and Tao Beach 2 weeks ago (Friday and Saturday) and the 2 bottles ran me about 900 bucks each place.

So no... It's not THAT expensive... Also, it depends on how many people you go with (2 bottles is a 4 person rate) , PLUS, if you know what you're doing in Vegas, you can guarantee them more bottles and the price per bottle comes down.

If you're paying 2 grand for less than 4 bottles in Vegas then you are getting swindled.





im not talking about bottles. im talking about a cabana. bottles average out to about 450 per. but the minimums for a cabana exist. sorry bro. go to marquee and try to get a cabana and offer to pay it by the bottle. let me know how you make out.

even drais ffs on a weekend is a 1250 minimum for a booth and it goes up every half hr.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 25, 2013, 02:27:32 PM
im not talking about bottles. im talking about a cabana. bottles average out to about 450 per. but the minimums for a cabana exist. sorry bro. go to marquee and try to get a cabana and offer to pay it by the bottle. let me know how you make out.

even drais ffs on a weekend is a 1250 minimum for a booth and it goes up every half hr.

You can get the cabana for free if you buy enough bottles.

I'm saying that I get the cabana for free by buying X amount of bottle minimums.

The money is in the booze man.

I get tables for bottle minimums all the time... You have 6 or 8 people and they charge you a bottle minimum of about 6-8 bottles. That's about 4 grand and they will be more than happy to give it to you.

Maybe we are saying the same thing in a different way.

Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 25, 2013, 02:53:15 PM
You can get the cabana for free if you buy enough bottles.

I'm saying that I get the cabana for free by buying X amount of bottle minimums.

The money is in the booze man.

I get tables for bottle minimums all the time... You have 6 or 8 people and they charge you a bottle minimum of about 6-8 bottles. That's about 4 grand and they will be more than happy to give it to you.

Maybe we are saying the same thing in a different way.



I don't get the table thing.  Why pay 4 grand to sit at a table and drink inside a nightclub?  If I wanted to sit around and drink I could do that at any lounge.  I go to clubs to walk around, mingle, meet chicks.  Same as the cabana thing.  I guess its the cool thing to do. Sheep will be sheep.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Nails on June 25, 2013, 02:55:06 PM
I don't get the table thing.  Why pay 4 grand to sit at a table and drink inside a nightclub?  If I wanted to sit around and drink I could do that at any lounge.  I go to clubs to walk around, mingle, meet chicks.  Same as the cabana thing.  I guess its the cool thing to do. Sheep will be sheep.


Its not for you to sit down, its for the Hoes , Hoes need to rest their feet in those high heels, so they will chat it up with anyone who has a table and seats

once you got them there, your only a finger away from making her smell her own tuna on your hands
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 25, 2013, 02:56:00 PM
I don't get the table thing.  Why pay 4 grand to sit at a table and drink inside a nightclub?  If I wanted to sit around and drink I could do that at any lounge.  I go to clubs to walk around, mingle, meet chicks.  Same as the cabana thing.  I guess its the cool thing to do. Sheep will be sheep.

I do it so I can pick and choose who I want to be bothered by... When I'm with my boys it means we don't deal with the douchebags and if I'm with my girl, it means that I have a security guy who will watch her when / if I'm out and about.

You can mingle just fine with a table, plus, by the time you've paid for the all of the booze you're gonna be drinking, you've bought a bottle anyway.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on June 25, 2013, 02:58:10 PM
I don't get the table thing.  Why pay 4 grand to sit at a table and drink inside a nightclub?  If I wanted to sit around and drink I could do that at any lounge.  I go to clubs to walk around, mingle, meet chicks.  Same as the cabana thing.  I guess its the cool thing to do. Sheep will be sheep.

It says "I have money" which tends to go over pretty good in nightclubs
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on June 25, 2013, 03:00:51 PM
I do it so I can pick and choose who I want to be bothered by... When I'm with my boys it means we don't deal with the douchebags and if I'm with my girl, it means that I have a security guy who will watch her when if I'm out and about.

You can mingle just fine with a table, plus, by the time you've paid for the all of the booze you're gonna be drinking, you've bought a bottle anyway.

Are your boys freeloaders or do they kick in ? Something tells me you're the money Guy and they take advantage
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: King Shizzo on June 25, 2013, 03:02:08 PM
Lots of ballers in this thread.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 25, 2013, 03:02:54 PM
Are your boys freeloaders or do they kick in ? Something tells me you're the money Guy and they take advantage

Well, my boys have their own businesses (or work with me)... So they kick in.

Now my girl of course is my girl... I take care of her, but my boys always kick in their fair share.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 25, 2013, 04:09:50 PM
Well, my boys have their own businesses (or work with me)... So they kick in.

Now my girl of course is my girl... I take care of her, but my boys always kick in their fair share.

I always hear, depending on the club and the waitress that some just drown you in drinks as fast as they can to get you drinking more.  Funny thing is table service was huge in the middle east about 15-20 years ago when I was working out there, funny to see how it made it this way.  I remember one club to attract more clientele from a rival club raised the prices of their bottles as opposed to lowering, this was about bragging rights to say, well I go to place X and pay $500 a bottle, well I go to place Y and pay $700 and for some reason that is considered cooler because you are a bigger baller.  lol.  Sometimes logic doesn't exist when it comes to spending cash freely.

TU, are you a gambler?  I think that's where my issue is.  $500 a bottle between 4 guys is no big deal, even a couple bottles, but for me, every dollar I spend drinking or paying to get into clubs is a dollar that I can't gamble with.  I love hitting the tables.  This trip is fully comped, pretty much anytime I go to vegas it is comped even on weekends for any total rewards casino like Harrahs, Flamingo, Caesars.  That's because I love gambling.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 25, 2013, 04:16:08 PM
I always hear, depending on the club and the waitress that some just drown you in drinks as fast as they can to get you drinking more.  Funny thing is table service was huge in the middle east about 15-20 years ago when I was working out there, funny to see how it made it this way.  I remember one club to attract more clientele from a rival club raised the prices of their bottles as opposed to lowering, this was about bragging rights to say, well I go to place X and pay $500 a bottle, well I go to place Y and pay $700 and for some reason that is considered cooler because you are a bigger baller.  lol.  Sometimes logic doesn't exist when it comes to spending cash freely.

TU, are you a gambler?  I think that's where my issue is.  $500 a bottle between 4 guys is no big deal, even a couple bottles, but for me, every dollar I spend drinking or paying to get into clubs is a dollar that I can't gamble with.  I love hitting the tables.  This trip is fully comped, pretty much anytime I go to vegas it is comped even on weekends for any total rewards casino like Harrahs, Flamingo, Caesars.  That's because I love gambling.

I don't really gamble all that much... I mean, I DO hit the tables, but I would say I spend much more of my time partying, eating, and getting into that scene than I do gambling.

Now I have been known to play craps and blackjack but in general, gambling isn't my thing.

If you're a gambler, then your time is definitely more enjoyed at the tables, so the clubs are just an add on.

That's what gambling is to me... Just an add on I do when I get drunk and walk back through the casino on my way to the room to get some booty (if all is as it should be)

Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 25, 2013, 04:19:37 PM
I don't really gamble all that much... I mean, I DO hit the tables, but I would say I spend much more of my time partying, eating, and getting into that scene than I do gambling.

Now I have been known to play craps and blackjack but in general, gambling isn't my thing.

If you're a gambler, then your time is definitely more enjoyed at the tables, so the clubs are just an add on.

That's what gambling is to me... Just an add on I do when I get drunk and walk back through the casino on my way to the room to get some booty (if all is as it should be)



That's my dilemma.  My boys are coming out, so I need to go to Rehab and hit the clubs even though I will probably sneak away and gamble every chance I get, unless I got some hot poon on the hook.  These guys are funny.  They will be on my case to hang out, but as soon as any of them hook up, they disappear for days banging some whore and eventually you see them when you arrive at the airport.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 25, 2013, 04:23:37 PM
That's my dilemma.  My boys are coming out, so I need to go to Rehab and hit the clubs even though I will probably sneak away and gamble every chance I get, unless I got some hot poon on the hook.  These guys are funny.  They will be on my case to hang out, but as soon as any of them hook up, they disappear for days banging some whore and eventually you see them when you arrive at the airport.

I hate guys like that.

I can't stand it when your boys disappear for some skirt.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 25, 2013, 04:31:06 PM
I hate guys like that.

I can't stand it when your boys disappear for some skirt.

There were times on Spring Break in Cancun or Cabo where we'd hit a club and that is the last we hear of one or a couple of them.  You spend the week wondering if they got killed then one night you see them across the street at a bar and are like WTF!
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 25, 2013, 04:48:33 PM
There were times on Spring Break in Cancun or Cabo where we'd hit a club and that is the last we hear of one or a couple of them.  You spend the week wondering if they got killed then one night you see them across the street at a bar and are like WTF!

Reminds me of an old buddy of mine...

We all went down to Myrtle Beach for a long weekend and one of my boys got into some local tail... got into a fight with her and found out she was at some some local gay bar with her "best friend".

He chases her down and the next time we see him he's got some stamp on his hand that says "hot in the ass"... Apparently he and her ran into some random Rastafarians and ended up on the other side of South Carolina before he came back a couple of days later.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: XFACTOR on June 25, 2013, 04:55:04 PM
Just got back from Vegas last night.  (EDC and all the after parties) Wow! that was fun.

Pool parties were ok, did Encore and Wet. It's a 1-2k deal pp for day parties with 6-8 people

If any of you guys are going soon go see Absinthe.  Really good and really funny.

2 hours of sleep a day for 5 days is definitely healthy
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Otis B Driftwood on June 25, 2013, 04:56:16 PM
Here's the deal. Depending on the Vienna Sausage brigade one rolls with its much better to get a table inside of a club if you are a group of guys. If you don't then you will end up buying a General Admission ticket, stand in line with all the other square toe shoe wearing loosers, and end up paying $15 a drink being mashed at the bar. The two best places are XS and Hakkasan in terms of quality of women. With a table, women will actually approach you in groups because they don't want to be walking around a club all night long. With said table you can also chat up a bouncer nearby who will tell any girl or groups of girls to get the fuck away if you don't like the way they look. Additionally sometimes hosts will bring groups of girls over to tables of guys pending your group doesn't look like Vince Goodrum, TBombz, True Adonis, Jason Genova, and Robert Burnieka.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 25, 2013, 04:56:41 PM
Just got back from Vegas last night.  (EDC and all the after parties) Wow! that was fun.

Pool parties were ok, did Encore and Wet. It's a 1-2k deal pp for day parties with 6-8 people

If any of you guys are going soon go see Absinthe.  Really good and really funny.

2 hours of sleep a day for 5 days is definitely healthy


Pics?
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: XFACTOR on June 25, 2013, 05:02:02 PM

Pics?

Of course!  I will grab from my phone shortly and post a few.  Got in at 1am last night worked early, gym, etc... Now I'm ready to sit and stare into space. God that was fun.  Every single hour was fun fun fun except the two hours I napped a day
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 25, 2013, 05:04:23 PM
Just got back from Vegas last night.  (EDC and all the after parties) Wow! that was fun.

Pool parties were ok, did Encore and Wet. It's a 1-2k deal pp for day parties with 6-8 people

If any of you guys are going soon go see Absinthe.  Really good and really funny.

2 hours of sleep a day for 5 days is definitely healthy

I haven't been to EDC since they left LA a couple of years back. How was it?

Can't wait to see the pics.

Sleep in Vegas is for pussies anyway. You did right.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: XFACTOR on June 25, 2013, 05:04:44 PM
On another note, I'm sure it's been mentioned already. STAY AWAY from rehab.  White trash
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: XFACTOR on June 25, 2013, 05:08:19 PM
I haven't been to EDC since they left LA a couple of years back. How was it?

Can't wait to see the pics.

Sleep in Vegas is for pussies anyway. You did right.

I've been to pretty much every party place, island, club, etc.. in the world. I have never in my life seen anything like this.  I suggest all of you before you die, go do this. I'm not saying it's the best time (Ibiza wins that prize) but just something you need to see.  You really have to be there to take it in.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 25, 2013, 05:10:18 PM
I've been to pretty much every party place, island, club, etc.. in the world. I have never in my life seen anything like this.  I suggest all of you before you die, go do this. I'm not saying it's the best time (Ibiza wins that prize) but just something you need to see.  You really have to be there to take it in.

I used to go every year in LA, but when they moved to Vegas, I just kind of bowed out... I saw some photos and it does look like the crowd is getting a little younger every year. I may do it again one day. I did Together As One 2 years ago on NYE... That was also a great time.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: XFACTOR on June 25, 2013, 05:15:41 PM
I used to go every year in LA, but when they moved to Vegas, I just kind of bowed out... I saw some photos and it does look like the crowd is getting a little younger every year. I may do it again one day. I did Together As One 2 years ago on NYE... That was also a great time.

It's definitely a young crowd, but a good mix. As a dude if you're at least a 7 there will be a lot of temptation as the girls are extremely friendly and wanting to have a good time.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 25, 2013, 05:17:57 PM
It's definitely a young crowd, but a good mix. As a dude if you're at least a 7 there will be a lot of temptation as the girls are extremely friendly and wanting to have a good time.

This is true... Lots of E and Molly and chicks wanting to do things.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: no one on June 25, 2013, 05:21:25 PM
You can get the cabana for free if you buy enough bottles.

I'm saying that I get the cabana for free by buying X amount of bottle minimums.

The money is in the booze man.

I get tables for bottle minimums all the time... You have 6 or 8 people and they charge you a bottle minimum of about 6-8 bottles. That's about 4 grand and they will be more than happy to give it to you.

Maybe we are saying the same thing in a different way.



lol I believe we are. cheers sir. :)
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on June 25, 2013, 05:23:34 PM
I used to go every year in LA, but when they moved to Vegas, I just kind of bowed out... I saw some photos and it does look like the crowd is getting a little younger every year. I may do it again one day. I did Together As One 2 years ago on NYE... That was also a great time.
 

They are getting younger..it's called aging dude.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 25, 2013, 05:24:51 PM
 

They are getting younger..it's called aging dude.

This is very very true.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: no one on June 25, 2013, 05:28:34 PM
 

They are getting younger..it's called aging dude.

ha! perfect way to think about it actually- they can't really get much younger if they are at licensed venues thus the sad reality= us older.

wtf.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: pedro01 on June 25, 2013, 06:04:16 PM

Its not for you to sit down, its for the Hoes , Hoes need to rest their feet in those high heels, so they will chat it up with anyone who has a table and seats

once you got them there, your only a finger away from making her smell her own tuna on your hands

Even more reason to get some hookers instead.

$450 for a bottle of booze? For something that costs approximately - FUCK ALL. Just because this  club is in the proximity of some women?

$2-5k for a little cabana just because some chicks are more likely to come & chat to you?

You guys are getting ripped off & bragging about it.

In my youth it was Manumission Ibiza with 6000 people in it and all you needed to go home with a nice little fuckpiece was a smile, a little charm and the ability to take a few knockbacks. Now you need a $2-5k Cabana? And really paying $2-5k for a little Cabana for a day - management must be having a right old laugh about that.

In the UK, we have these douches who go out in Summertime with their fancy cars, park up at a pub and never go more than 5 yards from their car because that's the only ammunition they have to pick up chicks. Of course some chicks go for it - gold diggers we call them. Sounds like the same sort of thing.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on June 25, 2013, 06:09:17 PM
Even more reason to get some hookers instead.

$450 for a bottle of booze? For something that costs approximately - FUCK ALL. Just because this  club is in the proximity of some women?

$2-5k for a little cabana just because some chicks are more likely to come & chat to you?

You guys are getting ripped off & bragging about it.

In my youth it was Manumission Ibiza with 6000 people in it and all you needed to go home with a nice little fuckpiece was a smile, a little charm and the ability to take a few knockbacks. Now you need a $2-5k Cabana? And really paying $2-5k for a little Cabana for a day - management must be having a right old laugh about that.

In the UK, we have these douches who go out in Summertime with their fancy cars, park up at a pub and never go more than 5 yards from their car because that's the only ammunition they have to pick up chicks. Of course some chicks go for it - gold diggers we call them. Sounds like the same sort of thing.

Can't do anything but agree. Not about the hookers, that was never my thing. But back when i was clubbing regularly, i didn't cost you two thousand dollars to be able to sit down...LOL.

Kudos to whoever came up with this shit,  parting fools and their money is always good business.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 25, 2013, 06:11:21 PM
Even more reason to get some hookers instead.

$450 for a bottle of booze? For something that costs approximately - FUCK ALL. Just because this  club is in the proximity of some women?

$2-5k for a little cabana just because some chicks are more likely to come & chat to you?

You guys are getting ripped off & bragging about it.

In my youth it was Manumission Ibiza with 6000 people in it and all you needed to go home with a nice little fuckpiece was a smile, a little charm and the ability to take a few knockbacks. Now you need a $2-5k Cabana? And really paying $2-5k for a little Cabana for a day - management must be having a right old laugh about that.

In the UK, we have these douches who go out in Summertime with their fancy cars, park up at a pub and never go more than 5 yards from their car because that's the only ammunition they have to pick up chicks. Of course some chicks go for it - gold diggers we call them. Sounds like the same sort of thing.

Of course people can get laid anywhere, but if you go to Vegas to have fun, then you pay what you pay.

If you don't want to pay, you don't go to Vegas.

I've scored with a 4 buck Chicken McNugget combo too... I find it interesting that people care how other people spend their time or money.

If you choose not to go to Vegas, great... I have no issue with that either.

What other people do or don't do is of no concern to me. I have lots of interests... Taking my girl to a club and watching her shake her ass  or hitting up the strip joint with my boys and buying some booze are just two of the things I like to do.

If you go out to a bar by yourself and you don't spend 100 bucks, then you just don't go out... That's fine if that's what you choose to do, but how is your bragging about not doing anything any better or worse.

You sound like a hater.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on June 25, 2013, 06:26:43 PM
Of course people can get laid anywhere, but if you go to Vegas to have fun, then you pay what you pay.

If you don't want to pay, you don't go to Vegas.

I've scored with a 4 buck Chicken McNugget combo too... I find it interesting that people care how other people spend their time or money.

If you choose not to go to Vegas, great... I have no issue with that either.

What other people do or don't do is of no concern to me. I have lots of interests... Taking my girl to a club and watching her shake her ass  or hitting up the strip joint with my boys and buying some booze are just two of the things I like to do.

If you go out to a bar by yourself and you don't spend 100 bucks, then you just don't go out... That's fine if that's what you choose to do, but how is your bragging about not doing anything any better or worse.

You sound like a hater.

Agree with this too.

My girl will say, "let's go out, but try not to spend much money" which i appreciate the thought, but if I'm going out, I'm not pinching pennies. Fuck that...I'll just stay home.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: King Shizzo on June 25, 2013, 06:43:10 PM
Agree with this too.

My girl will say, "let's go out, but try not to spend much money" which i appreciate the thought, but if I'm going out, I'm not pinching pennies. Fuck that...I'll just stay home.
seven copper coins?
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: njflex on June 25, 2013, 07:29:15 PM
seven copper coins?
ur point king?
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: pedro01 on June 25, 2013, 07:34:37 PM
Of course people can get laid anywhere, but if you go to Vegas to have fun, then you pay what you pay.

If you don't want to pay, you don't go to Vegas.

I've scored with a 4 buck Chicken McNugget combo too... I find it interesting that people care how other people spend their time or money.

If you choose not to go to Vegas, great... I have no issue with that either.

What other people do or don't do is of no concern to me. I have lots of interests... Taking my girl to a club and watching her shake her ass  or hitting up the strip joint with my boys and buying some booze are just two of the things I like to do.

If you go out to a bar by yourself and you don't spend 100 bucks, then you just don't go out... That's fine if that's what you choose to do, but how is your bragging about not doing anything any better or worse.

You sound like a hater.

Hater? You can of course spend your money on anything you like. If McDonalds come out with a new "Gold Flake Pussy Magnet Burger" that costs $10k, you can buy it and walk around eating it in "da club" to show how much you are willing to lay down on a burger. You can wash that down with a limited "Gold Label Pepsi" at $500 and make sure you use the special neck-chain bottle holder so that everyone can see what a Playa you are. Sure - you will absolutely guarantee you end up with some dud-fuck Gold digger as well as provide much mirth to the marketing guys that thought up the idea.

Of course, to do either of the above would be dumb. I have no doubt you yourself would take delight in commenting on anyone that laid down $10k on a burger - but it's their money right? It's then a matter of where you draw the line.

Hater? Pointing out that guys are talking about laying down $2-5k for a zero cost item because then some girls might talk to them? Not a hater, it's fucking BRILLIANT. The brilliance though is on the behalf of those taking the $2-5k off you. Fucking amazing idea.

All of the money oriented chat in this thread has been about how much you need to spend in order to get a girl to talk to you.

Whichever way you look at this, it's a rip-off. Sure, it's your cash, give it to some club owner if you like. A girl might talk to you after all and make your year.

Reminds me of these women out here who walk around with Louis Vuitton handbags that they paid $3-5k for. That bag cost perhaps $20-$30 to make. Of course, it is their money, they can spend it on whatever they want. After all, it has a pretty pattern on the side and it shows others that they can pay $3-5k for a handbag. That is what those bags are about and nothing more.

I just wonder what the world is coming to when people are so concerned about displays of wealth. The $2-5k for a Cabana is a display of wealth. It is a way to show your status. To show how high up you are in the pecking order. A display of wealth as a means to attract a member of the opposite sex.  A member of the opposite sex who is interested only in your wealth. A gold digger, a dud fuck.

I'm glad my club days are over if that's what it has come to.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: King Shizzo on June 25, 2013, 07:37:59 PM
ur point king?
He said he didn't like to pinch pennies  ;D
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 25, 2013, 07:39:21 PM
Yes... You sound like a hater.

When someone goes out and buys something completely ridiculous like a 10K burger I certainly don't give a shit if they do.

It's a conversation... I'm sure you have something you do that other people don't get.

Maybe you spend your money going to football or rugby matches... whatever... It's your money so however you choose to spend it doesn't matter to me.

That's the point... people spend money on entertainment how they see fit.

It's not about "getting girls" and the fact that is what you think it's about shows that you don't "get it".

It's about what I find "entertaining".

Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: King Shizzo on June 25, 2013, 07:40:41 PM
Hater? You can of course spend your money on anything you like. If McDonalds come out with a new "Gold Flake Pussy Magnet Burger" that costs $10k, you can buy it and walk around eating it in "da club" to show how much you are willing to lay down on a burger. You can wash that down with a limited "Gold Label Pepsi" at $500 and make sure you use the special neck-chain bottle holder so that everyone can see what a Playa you are. Sure - you will absolutely guarantee you end up with some dud-fuck Gold digger as well as provide much mirth to the marketing guys that thought up the idea.

Of course, to do either of the above would be dumb. I have no doubt you yourself would take delight in commenting on anyone that laid down $10k on a burger - but it's their money right? It's then a matter of where you draw the line.

Hater? Pointing out that guys are talking about laying down $2-5k for a zero cost item because then some girls might talk to them? Not a hater, it's fucking BRILLIANT. The brilliance though is on the behalf of those taking the $2-5k off you. Fucking amazing idea.

All of the money oriented chat in this thread has been about how much you need to spend in order to get a girl to talk to you.

Whichever way you look at this, it's a rip-off. Sure, it's your cash, give it to some club owner if you like. A girl might talk to you after all and make your year.

Reminds me of these women out here who walk around with Louis Vuitton handbags that they paid $3-5k for. That bag cost perhaps $20-$30 to make. Of course, it is their money, they can spend it on whatever they want. After all, it has a pretty pattern on the side and it shows others that they can pay $3-5k for a handbag. That is what those bags are about and nothing more.

I just wonder what the world is coming to when people are so concerned about displays of wealth. The $2-5k for a Cabana is a display of wealth. It is a way to show your status. To show how high up you are in the pecking order. A display of wealth as a means to attract a member of the opposite sex.  A member of the opposite sex who is interested only in your wealth. A gold digger, a dud fuck.

I'm glad my club days are over if that's what it has come to.
Meltdown.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: pedro01 on June 25, 2013, 07:42:03 PM
Agree with this too.

My girl will say, "let's go out, but try not to spend much money" which i appreciate the thought, but if I'm going out, I'm not pinching pennies. Fuck that...I'll just stay home.

I absolutely agree.

But if you get to a restaurant and she orders a $10k steak, do you not draw the line?

Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: pedro01 on June 25, 2013, 07:47:39 PM
Yes... You sound like a hater.

When someone goes out and buys something completely ridiculous like a 10K burger I certainly don't give a shit if they do.

It's a conversation... I'm sure you have something you do that other people don't get.

Maybe you spend your money going to football or rugby matches... whatever... It's your money so however you choose to spend it doesn't matter to me.

That's the point... people spend money on entertainment how they see fit.

It's not about "getting girls" and the fact that is what you think it's about shows that you don't "get it".

It's about what I find "entertaining".



Orly so you don't care how people spend their money?

If you're paying 2 grand for less than 4 bottles in Vegas then you are getting swindled.

So - I'm a hater if I tell you that the $2-5k Cabana is a swindle but you are NOT a hater for telling someone 2 grand for less than 4 bottles is a swindle.

Okaaaay
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 25, 2013, 07:49:38 PM
Orly so you don't care how people spend their money?

So - I'm a hater if I tell you that the $2-5k Cabana is a swindle but you are NOT a hater for telling someone 2 grand for less than 4 bottles is a swindle.

Okaaaay

You take 2 things that are not related and try to put them together often?

Yes... I can say he's getting "swindled" because that's not the going rate.

If he CHOOSES to spend that as opposed to being REQUIRED to spend it because someone is overcharging, then it's not really the same thing is it?

Now if he CHOOSES to spend some amount of money, then I'm certainly fine with it.

And if you look at the post history, we were actually saying the same thing, so he was in fact, NOT being swindled.

Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: pedro01 on June 25, 2013, 07:50:14 PM
You take 2 things that are not related and try to put them together often?

Yes... I can say he's getting "swindled" because that's not the going rate.

If he CHOOSES to spend that as opposed to being REQUIRED to spend it because someone is overcharging, then it's not really the same thing is it?

Now if he CHOOSES to spend some amount of money, then I'm certainly fine with it.

And if you look at the post history, we were actually saying the same thing, so he was in fact, NOT being swindled.



Hater
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 25, 2013, 07:51:15 PM
Hater

You seem to have a lack of reading comprehension, but it's the internet, so it's not shocking.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Clayton Bigsby on June 25, 2013, 08:12:15 PM
How much piss is in that pool? That is the true question.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: pedro01 on June 25, 2013, 08:15:27 PM
You seem to have a lack of reading comprehension, but it's the internet, so it's not shocking.

Not really - I just ignore the spurious comments.

You commented about the price someone paid for something as did I. It's the same thing but it weakens your argument when I point out you did what you accuse me of. Do you really expect me to even bother with "but but but it's different  :'(".

I didn't, so now you resort to what has to be said is a really poor attempt at a personal attack. "but but but you can't read very well". Marvellous.

Look - if people need to lay down $2-5k to pluck up the courage to chat to and pick up some silicon encrusted gold-digger, that's OK. On the other hand if myself and the management of the establishment want to have a good old laugh about it, that's OK too. Why do you care what I poke fun at?

It's supply and demand at the end of the day and it seems there is a plentiful supply of idiots.

Funny thing is - if someone with real wealth and/or fame decided to go to that party, they would be comped a Cabana.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: pedro01 on June 25, 2013, 08:16:41 PM
Meltdown.

Well it's not as if you can melt up.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 25, 2013, 08:17:00 PM
Not really - I just ignore the spurious comments.

You commented about the price someone paid for something as did I. It's the same thing but it weakens your argument when I point out you did what you accuse me of. Do you really expect me to even bother with "but but but it's different  :'(".

I didn't, so now you resort to what has to be said is a really poor attempt at a personal attack. "but but but you can't read very well". Marvellous.

Look - if people need to lay down $2-5k to pluck up the courage to chat to and pick up some silicon encrusted gold-digger, that's OK. On the other hand if myself and the management of the establishment want to have a good old laugh about it, that's OK too. Why do you care what I poke fun at?

It's supply and demand at the end of the day and it seems there is a plentiful supply of idiots.

Funny thing is - if someone with real wealth and/or fame decided to go to that party, they would be comped a Cabana.

It's not the same thing, but arguing about it is pointless.

Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: HockeyFightFan on June 25, 2013, 08:23:37 PM
We were at Rehab at the Hard Rock last June. Five big shooters from the east coast were next to us they rented a cabana and were living large. When it was time to settle up, they couldn't pay their bill. LVPD were there within minutes and cuffed them and took them away.

Our waitress added our drinks to their tab for hours after their four bottle limit ended.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: arce1988 on June 25, 2013, 08:25:48 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: no one on June 25, 2013, 08:37:15 PM
Yes... You sound like a hater.

When someone goes out and buys something completely ridiculous like a 10K burger I certainly don't give a shit if they do.

It's a conversation... I'm sure you have something you do that other people don't get.

Maybe you spend your money going to football or rugby matches... whatever... It's your money so however you choose to spend it doesn't matter to me.

That's the point... people spend money on entertainment how they see fit.

It's not about "getting girls" and the fact that is what you think it's about shows that you don't "get it".

It's about what I find "entertaining".



bingo.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: polychronopolous on June 25, 2013, 08:45:32 PM
We were at Rehab at the Hard Rock last June. Five big shooters from the east coast were next to us they rented a cabana and were living large. When it was time to settle up, they couldn't pay their bill. LVPD were there within minutes and cuffed them and took them away.

Our waitress added our drinks to their tab for hours after their four bottle limit ended.
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Hahaha Fucking ruthless!  :D
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: no one on June 26, 2013, 12:41:06 AM
hold on hold on.

is this thread about a "Posh" party place,place to be so to say, which is ecxpensive and "chic" and getbiggers go like "nah not so expensive" "ah, been there its no special"
"been there done that" "i dont like the water" "that drink costs precisely this amount(indicating and reinforcing he really was there)","ive spent a month minimum wage on a bottle of something" and the best "if you dont pay enough you get scammed(i work in bar and order those "expensive" drinks btw)"

?

haha, this is too good.

dont brag about stuff like this, youre not even the shitstains of some average arab oil magnate primitive camelfucker.
they could walk in ,buy the place and make most the women there publicaly drink their piss.

dont brag, youre nothing, i seen with own eyes, arabs buying a bottle of i dont even know what and it was 150k usd and they had it opened but didnt even drink bc goes against belief blabla.

that said,the place looks like heaven on earth,just judging by the women.few 9s and 10s, many 6s-8s, my target victims 8)

why spend thousands on bottle when they do everything for bit goodcoke?amateurs ::)

classic. :D
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: pedro01 on June 26, 2013, 12:51:04 AM
hold on hold on.

is this thread about a "Posh" party place,place to be so to say, which is ecxpensive and "chic" and getbiggers go like "nah not so expensive" "ah, been there its no special"
"been there done that" "i dont like the water" "that drink costs precisely this amount(indicating and reinforcing he really was there)","ive spent a month minimum wage on a bottle of something" and the best "if you dont pay enough you get scammed(i work in bar and order those "expensive" drinks btw)"

?

haha, this is too good.

dont brag about stuff like this, youre not even the shitstains of some average arab oil magnate primitive camelfucker.
they could walk in ,buy the place and make most the women there publicaly drink their piss.

dont brag, youre nothing, i seen with own eyes, arabs buying a bottle of i dont even know what and it was 150k usd and they had it opened but didnt even drink bc goes against belief blabla.

that said,the place looks like heaven on earth,just judging by the women.few 9s and 10s, many 6s-8s, my target victims 8)

why spend thousands on bottle when they do everything for bit goodcoke?amateurs ::)

It's not posh or special...

Tu_Holmes reckons he pays thousands for a Cabana so he can have security to keep the douches away and keep his girl safe when he's "out and about" (not sure mingling or peeing tbh).

I can't recall ever being in a club so Trashy that you need to have your own security and I've been to the largest club on the planet that regularly packs in 6000 people on a Monday night. At that place, there were very few douches, most people were really friendly and there sure as shit was no need for a lot of security.

As I say, that's not posh or special - it sounds more like Compton.

As for the displays of small amounts of wealth - these things are relative. People like to be one up on their peers and usually stretch themselves to do so. This is especially true with new money 'cause new money tends to be low class.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: King Shizzo on June 26, 2013, 01:02:50 AM
ah this thread is very better than i thought.

bookmarked.

many ballers here living the life.phew.


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Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 05:23:53 AM
It's not posh or special...

Tu_Holmes reckons he pays thousands for a Cabana so he can have security to keep the douches away and keep his girl safe when he's "out and about" (not sure mingling or peeing tbh).

I can't recall ever being in a club so Trashy that you need to have your own security and I've been to the largest club on the planet that regularly packs in 6000 people on a Monday night. At that place, there were very few douches, most people were really friendly and there sure as shit was no need for a lot of security.

As I say, that's not posh or special - it sounds more like Compton.

As for the displays of small amounts of wealth - these things are relative. People like to be one up on their peers and usually stretch themselves to do so. This is especially true with new money 'cause new money tends to be low class.

I've never said it was "special".

That is your impression of what people are thinking of themselves.

I've never once said it was something "special". The fact is that thousands of people go o Vegas and get tables and have fun every year.

I've been to clubs all over the world too and to be honest, while some places have been great, others not so much.

I enjoy Vegas as much as any of them.

When I go with my girl she has a good time. That's all that matters to me. She would have a good time with me at a picnic, but I like to treat her to something different from time to time.

The thread has gone from a simple conversation to a shit ton of hateraid for no reason.

You don't like Vegas, don't go. Plain and simple. I will keep going as I see fit.

I didn't respond to the OP to have a bigger dick than anyone, but this is getbig and inevitably these kinds of responses always come.

Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: CalvinH on June 26, 2013, 06:11:58 AM
Of course people can get laid anywhere, but if you go to Vegas to have fun, then you pay what you pay.

If you don't want to pay, you don't go to Vegas.

I've scored with a 4 buck Chicken McNugget combo too... I find it interesting that people care how other people spend their time or money.

If you choose not to go to Vegas, great... I have no issue with that either.

What other people do or don't do is of no concern to me. I have lots of interests... Taking my girl to a club and watching her shake her ass  or hitting up the strip joint with my boys and buying some booze are just two of the things I like to do.

If you go out to a bar by yourself and you don't spend 100 bucks, then you just don't go out... That's fine if that's what you choose to do, but how is your bragging about not doing anything any better or worse.

You sound like a hater.

Spot on.


Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 26, 2013, 08:00:03 AM
Pedro, I think you are missing the point about bottle service in Vegas.  A few things you get with it.  One is no admission, and for a group of 4 guys that is $200.  No lines, because if you've been to Vegas on a Saturday night, good luck getting in unless you have 36DDs.  Then they give you a table in a closed off section, but most of the time it is in a prime spot.  There is a dedicated bouncer and a dedicated waitress/bartender mixing drinks for your friends.

A 40 oz bottle of most liquor is $20-$30. Most bars charge $12 and up for any liquor drink, think maybe 30 drinks per bottle, that right there is over $300.  Plus you paid for admission and had to stand around to drink with no where to sit.

So the $400-500 a bottle isn't that far off if you think about it.  Most people are not by themselves.  Mostly it is groups of 6-8, so that is about $75 a person per bottle so if they 5 drinks out of it each then right there it pays for itself.

Now would I spend $500 a bottle?  FUCK NO.  To me that is gambling money that I'd rather spend at a table.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 26, 2013, 08:02:57 AM
Here's the deal. Depending on the Vienna Sausage brigade one rolls with its much better to get a table inside of a club if you are a group of guys. If you don't then you will end up buying a General Admission ticket, stand in line with all the other square toe shoe wearing loosers, and end up paying $15 a drink being mashed at the bar. The two best places are XS and Hakkasan in terms of quality of women. With a table, women will actually approach you in groups because they don't want to be walking around a club all night long. With said table you can also chat up a bouncer nearby who will tell any girl or groups of girls to get the fuck away if you don't like the way they look. Additionally sometimes hosts will bring groups of girls over to tables of guys pending your group doesn't look like Vince Goodrum, TBombz, True Adonis, Jason Genova, and Robert Burnieka.

FUCKING LOL at square toed shoes.  I wonder how many getbiggers get this reference.  I learned years ago, squared toe shows are a big NO NO. but most Italians, arabs, Asians whatever all wear them with their faded jeans and $80 T-shirts.  hahaha
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 09:25:32 AM
FUCKING LOL at square toed shoes.  I wonder how many getbiggers get this reference.  I learned years ago, squared toe shows are a big NO NO. but most Italians, arabs, Asians whatever all wear them with their faded jeans and $80 T-shirts.  hahaha

Truth. I never got the square toes either.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Nails on June 26, 2013, 09:29:05 AM
lol , who owns these pairs of shit 



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Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: King Shizzo on June 26, 2013, 09:31:53 AM
Tu Holmes shutting down the haters in this thread.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 26, 2013, 09:33:16 AM
lol , who owns these pairs of shit 



(http://www.details.com/blogs/daily-details/square_toed_shoes_blog_main.jpg)

Anyone that shops at Aldo's, Macy's or Steve Madden
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Agnostic007 on June 26, 2013, 11:39:23 AM
Not really - I just ignore the spurious comments.

You commented about the price someone paid for something as did I. It's the same thing but it weakens your argument when I point out you did what you accuse me of. Do you really expect me to even bother with "but but but it's different  :'(".

I didn't, so now you resort to what has to be said is a really poor attempt at a personal attack. "but but but you can't read very well". Marvellous.

Look - if people need to lay down $2-5k to pluck up the courage to chat to and pick up some silicon encrusted gold-digger, that's OK. On the other hand if myself and the management of the establishment want to have a good old laugh about it, that's OK too. Why do you care what I poke fun at?

It's supply and demand at the end of the day and it seems there is a plentiful supply of idiots.

Funny thing is - if someone with real wealth and/or fame decided to go to that party, they would be comped a Cabana.

 ;)
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 11:40:49 AM
;)

Do you also not comprehend?

Oh wait... You're stalking posts by me now aren't you?

Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Agnostic007 on June 26, 2013, 11:45:10 AM
Do you also not comprehend?

Oh wait... You're stalking posts by me now aren't you?



Dude, you got an ego the size of Nevada.. you aren't that important. I was cruising the thread cause I've been to Vegas once or twice .. and I comprehend fine. It was refreshing seeing your @ss handed to you using your own technique.. that's all
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 11:48:26 AM
Dude, you got an ego the size of Nevada.. you aren't that important. I was cruising the thread cause I've been to Vegas once or twice .. and I comprehend fine. It was refreshing seeing your @ss handed to you using your own technique.. that's all

Actually, it's probably much bigger.... Try Texas or Alaska.

You are just jumping on another sack because he claims to have "got me".

Someone doesn't agree with me on a message board.

I'm gonna go die now.

You are still anonymous and I do what I say I'm going to do and am who I say I am... 100%. When you man up and feel like being real, come back and say hello.

Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Agnostic007 on June 26, 2013, 11:49:15 AM
Actually, it's probably much bigger.... Try Texas or Alaska.

You are just jumping on another sack because he claims to have "got me".

Someone doesn't agree with me on a message board.

I'm gonna go die now.

You are still anonymous and I do what I say I'm going to do and am who I say I am... 100%. When you man up and feel like being real, come back and say hello.



hello
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 11:51:59 AM
hello

Yeah... No name... Anonymous... That's what I thought.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Agnostic007 on June 26, 2013, 11:52:32 AM
Yeah... No name... Anonymous... That's what I thought.


So your point is? Because you use your real name on here means what exactly??
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: calfzilla on June 26, 2013, 12:21:54 PM
To sum things up.

Las Vegas=Fun.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 12:23:29 PM
So your point is? Because you use your real name on here means what exactly??

It means Im surely not afraid of anyone knowing things about me.

What are you afraid of? There must be something.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 26, 2013, 12:25:20 PM
Now X-Factor has me posing a new question.  XS or Hakkasan on Saturday night?
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 12:28:13 PM
Now X-Factor has me posing a new question.  XS or Hakkasan on Saturday night?
I would probably choose XS myself... Top tier whores there.

Of course, if you listen to some of this crew, they will just tell you to not listen to me and go to the other place.

They are both cool though.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 26, 2013, 12:42:41 PM
I would probably choose XS myself... Top tier whores there.

Of course, if you listen to some of this crew, they will just tell you to not listen to me and go to the other place.

They are both cool though.

XS sounds better because of outdoor space, but I was reading about Hakka and it sounds insane.  Tough choice to make.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Agnostic007 on June 26, 2013, 01:49:25 PM
It means Im surely not afraid of anyone knowing things about me.

What are you afraid of? There must be something.

No, nothing. I just am in the habit of not posting with my real name. Call me silly...
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Nails on June 26, 2013, 01:50:15 PM
No, nothing. I just am in the habit of not posting with my real name. Call me silly...


silly




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Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: HockeyFightFan on June 26, 2013, 01:52:50 PM
XS sounds better because of outdoor space, but I was reading about Hakka and it sounds insane.  Tough choice to make.

Outdoor space?

Have you looked at the weather in Vegas?

https://www.google.com/search?q=weekend+weather+las+vegas&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&ie=&oe=

Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 26, 2013, 01:56:19 PM
Outdoor space?

Have you looked at the weather in Vegas?

https://www.google.com/search?q=weekend+weather+las+vegas&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&ie=&oe=



Yeah, I know it is going to be 120 degrees.  Too hot for anything outside really.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 02:01:02 PM
Yeah, I know it is going to be 120 degrees.  Too hot for anything outside really.

At night it's not terrible.

It's shit during the day if you're not by a pool, but at night, it's not horrendous. I do have to lay a disclaimer that I rarely go between July and August, but early June at night isn't bad at all.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 02:02:09 PM
No, nothing. I just am in the habit of not posting with my real name. Call me silly...
Extremely silly.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 26, 2013, 02:11:28 PM
Extremely silly.

What the fuck are you guys arguing about?
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 02:16:11 PM
What the fuck are you guys arguing about?

Much ado about nothing... back to talking about Vegas.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: King Shizzo on June 26, 2013, 02:18:50 PM
So why is prostitution legal on that bunny ranch, but nowhere else in the U.S.?
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 02:22:52 PM
So why is prostitution legal on that bunny ranch, but nowhere else in the U.S.?

Nevada allows it completely, and as long as it's a regulated Brothel, it's allowed.

However, just because the state allows it, doesn't mean that the city allows it. I believe there may be a part of the law that says if the town / city / county has a population larger than X, prostitution is illegal. If it's smaller than, then it's A-OK. (Still in a Brothel only)

Technically, Las Vegas as a city has ordinances against prostitution, they just don't enforce them very strictly.

Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Nails on June 26, 2013, 02:29:01 PM
those nasty filthy ugly skanks at the bunny ranch are not cheap at all
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 26, 2013, 02:58:20 PM
those nasty filthy ugly skanks at the bunny ranch are not cheap at all

Carrot Top was on Stern awhile back and he told Stern he goes there all the time...He said he doesn't fukc the chicks but jerks off on a glass table while they lay under it or something like that. lol
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on June 26, 2013, 03:08:03 PM
It's not posh or special...

Tu_Holmes reckons he pays thousands for a Cabana so he can have security to keep the douches away and keep his girl safe when he's "out and about" (not sure mingling or peeing tbh).

I can't recall ever being in a club so Trashy that you need to have your own security and I've been to the largest club on the planet that regularly packs in 6000 people on a Monday night. At that place, there were very few douches, most people were really friendly and there sure as shit was no need for a lot of security.

As I say, that's not posh or special - it sounds more like Compton.

As for the displays of small amounts of wealth - these things are relative. People like to be one up on their peers and usually stretch themselves to do so. This is especially true with new money 'cause new money tends to be low class.

I'm pretty sure TU is a little guy, he may need the security.  ;D
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 03:23:30 PM
I'm pretty sure TU is a little guy, he may need the security.  ;D

True statement.

Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: RUDE BUOY on June 26, 2013, 03:35:13 PM
rude was in vegas in april stayed at the hard rock loved it
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 26, 2013, 03:39:42 PM
Sleezy whores, but what the fuck is it with the negro and that hat?
(http://bottle-service-vegas.com/wp-content/gallery/rehab-pool/rehab-pool-party-performances.jpg)

Dark Chocolate People always have a hard time putting on headwear correctly, it's either on backwards or diagonally.
Methinks it's in their genes.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Devon97 on June 26, 2013, 03:50:18 PM
Croatch will be with you shortly.

THis is his neck of the woods.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Nails on June 26, 2013, 03:53:28 PM
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n269/KneenoBrown/Rehab.jpg)
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: pedro01 on June 26, 2013, 10:27:12 PM
What the fuck are you guys arguing about?

Nothing - just talking about some poor schmuck that has to pay $5k to go to a disco because that's what is required to make sure his missus is happy. Sounds quit teh scam to me but as these Getbiggers are all rolling in cash, apparently that's fine. Who are we to point out that people are schmucks renting Cabanas? Of course, when it comes to Schmuckery related to drinks prices - well that's a different matter.

We have another set who have been somewhat less vocal in their defence who apparently pay the $5k for a Cabana so thatwomen to talk to them.  I imagine this leads to a high-maintenance chick and more Cabana payments in the future. Vicious circle isn't it.

To both sets of people - you have my sympathies.

I would imagine a Vegas Cabana is the most expensive rental real-estate on the planet. Sounds like a good game to be in.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: dj181 on June 27, 2013, 12:32:05 AM
any pics of mr. holmes?
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: King Shizzo on June 27, 2013, 12:43:38 AM
any pics of mr. holmes?
If I am not mistaken, Mr. Holmes is bi-racial. He is the perfect mix of ebony and ivory. An almost superhuman level of genetics that you are no match for.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: dj181 on June 27, 2013, 01:04:05 AM
If I am not mistaken, Mr. Holmes is bi-racial. He is the perfect mix of ebony and ivory. An almost superhuman level of genetics that you are no match for.

what's his bench?
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: syntaxmachine on June 27, 2013, 01:35:00 AM
I want to interact with attractive women on a one-on-one basis -- nursing a drink and not trying to impress anybody -- not languish in a sweltering swamp of pee and drunken douchenozzles.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: pedro01 on June 27, 2013, 02:46:04 AM
I want to interact with attractive women on a one-on-one basis, casually nursing a drink and not trying to impress anybody, not stand in a sweltering swamp of pee and drunken douchenozzles.

Then I'm afraid you'll just have to go to a regular club then.

I'd go if I had athletes foot because apparently bathing it in urine kills off the fungus.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 27, 2013, 03:31:59 AM
Seek other mates, guys with taste
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: HockeyFightFan on June 27, 2013, 08:35:44 AM
Nevada allows it completely, and as long as it's a regulated Brothel, it's allowed.

However, just because the state allows it, doesn't mean that the city allows it. I believe there may be a part of the law that says if the town / city / county has a population larger than X, prostitution is illegal. If it's smaller than, then it's A-OK. (Still in a Brothel only)

Technically, Las Vegas as a city has ordinances against prostitution, they just don't enforce them very strictly.


Legal in the state of Nevada, except in Clark County (Las Vegas).
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: CalvinH on June 27, 2013, 09:41:03 AM
rude was in vegas in april stayed at the hard rock loved it


Yeah the Hard Rock is fun 8)
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: King Shizzo on June 27, 2013, 02:37:53 PM

Yeah the Hard Rock is fun 8)
Not when you were bouncing off of them.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: CalvinH on June 28, 2013, 08:39:53 AM
Not when you were bouncing off of them.


 ;D Well done.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: pedro01 on June 28, 2013, 09:18:54 AM

Yeah the Hard Rock is fun 8)

Depends on ze Hard Rock.

The one in Singapore is flat as a pancake. The staff act like they are working at the Marriot which really goes against what Hard Rock Hotels are all about. Mind you, the casino's in Singapore are the same too. It's like being in a library.

The Hard Rock Hotels in Pattaya (yes, I know it's a shitty town) and Bali are fun. The staff are fun. They go out of their way to make sure you are happy. It's loud till late. Not Vegas style by the sound of it. More family oriented. Good hotels though.
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 20, 2018, 05:54:36 PM
Anyone in Vegas this weekend?
Title: Re: Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 20, 2018, 10:45:15 PM
Anyone in Vegas this weekend?

Ray Cutler's brother Jay lives there