Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock

[Grape Ape]

I've been there.  Look at the women, ingore the guys, and you'll be fine.

[tommywishbone]

Just return from a week at MGM. Wet Republic was always packed.

[tu_holmes]

All of the day clubs are packed.

[Nails]

FIRST and Foremost , dont get to excited just yet , have you asked the mayor of Las Vegas Jay Cutler if your even allowed to step within city limits of Las Vegas  everyone knows Jay Runs Vegas














if you go in that pool without his written permission expect to be canon balled out of there

[Powerlift66]

The crowds plus the heat plus the douches is a recipe for disaster.

This ^^

[Irongrip400]

FIRST and Foremost , dont get to excited just yet , have you asked the mayor of Las Vegas Jay Cutler if your even allowed to step within city limits of Las Vegas  everyone knows Jay Runs Vegas














if you go in that pool without his written permission expect to be canon balled out of there

He looks like your normal juicehead in these pics.

[BikiniSlut]

Only a loser could NOT have fun in Vegas.

Embrace your inner douche and mingle.

[tu_holmes]

Only a loser could NOT have fun in Vegas.

Embrace your inner douche and mingle.

^^^^^^^^^^

Relax and have a good time.

[syntaxmachine]

That looks awful.

[El Diablo Blanco]

That looks awful.

Agree.  I don't get the Pool Day club allure.  It is 100+ degrees out, I'd rather be in air conditioning than hanging out but the whores, oh the whores.

I was at the cosmo hotel last summer and get into the elevator and there's 6 whores, all smoking hot wearing string bikinis each with a bottle of grey goose in their hands heading down to the pool.  I just stood there staring and licking my lips.

[ukjeff]

A living fucking nightmare, having to listen to all those fuckwits droning on for hours, no sex is worth that.

[Marty Champions]

A living fucking nightmare, having to listen to all those fuckwits droning on for hours, no sex is worth that.

stfu asshole!

[Seven Copper Coins]

^^^^^^^^^^

Relax and have a good time.

But he can't, he's such a badass he's going to "smack people around"   

[HockeyFightFan]

Agree.  I don't get the Pool Day club allure.  It is 100+ degrees out, I'd rather be in air conditioning than hanging out but the whores, oh the whores.

I was at the cosmo hotel last summer and get into the elevator and there's 6 whores, all smoking hot wearing string bikinis each with a bottle of grey goose in their hands heading down to the pool.  I just stood there staring and licking my lips.

109F, surrounded by 8,000 douchebags, overpriced drinks, so you can talk to a couple booze hags?

Have at it buddy...

[Nails]

expect to pay $10 for a can of bud light

[ukjeff]

stfu asshole!

Now , now, are people not giving you enough attention?

[no one]

Good to know, we are staying at the Flamingo so that is cool.  I wanted to hit up Encore Beach Club, but these guys want to go to the "world famous" rehab.  No doubt I am going to hit something, either some whore or douche in the face.  Will see what happens first.

lol ok mr tough guy. the Internet is a wonderful thing. you can be whoever you want. however the sad truth is when you get your skinny/ fat pasty body to rehab half the guys there you like to talk so much shit about will push you out of their way and all you'll do is say 'sorry'.

keep living the dream, neck snapper hahahaha oh brother

fuck your a clown. maybe join the circus while your there. maybe you'll get a big red nose and some floppy shoes to go along with the rest of your act.

[El Diablo Blanco]

lol ok mr tough guy. the Internet is a wonderful thing. you can be whoever you want. however the sad truth is when you get your skinny/ fat pasty body to rehab half the guys there you like to talk so much shit about will push you out of their way and all you'll do is say 'sorry'.

keep living the dream, neck snapper hahahaha oh brother

Forget to take your meds? 

[El Diablo Blanco]

expect to pay $10 for a can of bud light

They must make serious bank.  Minimum $50 per person to get in, 4000+ people, all of the drinks, cabana rentals and everything else.  Fuckers make millions every Sunday.

[Van_Bilderass]

Total fucking nightmare. Are all these people real is what I'd think if I stepped into a scene like this. Everyone is in a constant pose, like mannequins.

[no one]

Forget to take your meds?  

no, just pointing out your just a sad person who so badly wishes he was as angry as the person he portrays. why anyone would want to even be like that I dunno. maybe you watch too much sons of anarchy and think it's 'cool'. lol

[tu_holmes]

They must make serious bank.  Minimum $50 per person to get in, 4000+ people, all of the drinks, cabana rentals and everything else.  Fuckers make millions every Sunday.

If you get a cabana, you don't pay for the per person cost... Usually you're on the hook for a couple of bottles though.

I always get a cabana... It makes it much easier to deal with the crowds. Pop a couple of 20s at your local security guy and he'll make sure the douchebags stay away.

I've had many a person kicked out of Vegas clubs.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

You're better off just dropping some molly and join the douche parade...You'll have a much better time embracing it and laughing at yourself afterward...Take a tons of pics and post them all here for even more laughs...

[Nails]

watch out for the group of 4 mid 50 year old trying to act like they are in THE HANGOVER Movie

[BikiniSlut]

watch out for the group of 4 mid 50 year old trying to act like they are in THE HANGOVER Movie

HAHAHAHAHAHA. 

Please tell me this is serious because I'll hop on a plane to Vegas right now just to see this.