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Title: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: no one on July 07, 2013, 01:33:07 PM

this poor old guy. i wonder how lonely and shut in he must be. in between hitting the report to moderator button he seems to have developed a rather bizzare infatuation with me.


I have my suspicions that no one is actually the fat guy in the pic rather than the big and ripped pics he has posted since.
Reason being that he was in full flow argue mode until I posted that old pic, he then threatened me saying he was going to "make my day a whole lot worse"
Then what happens, he goes away fuming and has time to think, he concludes that he doesn't want that pic on the forum any longer than it has to be, so rather than argue he comes back with some half baked story about "letting me off".
I think that fat photo is him and he managed to ride out the storm and has posted fake pics since.

just a theory
Has he sent you any recent pics?



hahahaha hoooooooly fuck Bethany, you old queen, it's really starting to get creepy when you send people pm's like this.

how far in your head am I right now? in a way, in as much a perverse pleasure its been watching you unravel, it somewhat sickens me that another human being can be so easily manipulated into laying every ounce of what little manhood he has at my feet. this behaviour is pure Beta. you answer to me like one. you pander to me like one. you allow me to manipulate you like one. when I snap my fingers you jump. just like how it should be. just like I have trained you to do.

i understand it hurts bro. being mocked, kicked around, violated and ridiculed to fuck and beyond by the god-like bad genetically superior being who now addresses you. but I own you now, son. all of you. lock stock and barrel. all 50 years of your worthless ass. if we were in prison I could make a ton of money off you.

welcome to my Thunderdome, bitch.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 07, 2013, 01:35:28 PM
lol, no denial?
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: King Shizzo on July 07, 2013, 01:37:17 PM
this poor old guy. i wonder how lonely and shut in he must be. in between hitting the report to moderator button he seems to have developed a rather bizzare infatuation with me.




hahahaha hoooooooly fuck Bethany, you old queen, it's really starting to get creepy when you send people pm's like this.

how far in your head am I right now? in a way, in as much a perverse pleasure its been watching you unravel, it somewhat sickens me that another human being can be so easily manipulated into laying every ounce of what little manhood he has at my feet. this behaviour is pure Beta. you answer to me like one. you pander to me like one. you allow me to manipulate you like one. when I snap my fingers you jump. just like how it should be. just like I have trained you to do.

i understand it hurts bro. being mocked, kicked around, violated and ridiculed to fuck and beyond by the god-like bad genetically superior being who now addresses you. but I own you now, son. all of you. lock stock and barrel. all 50 years of your worthless ass. if we were in prison I could make a ton of money off you.

welcome to my Thunderdome, bitch.
Meltdown. A $20 meltdown.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 07, 2013, 01:38:44 PM
Quote
when I snap my fingers you jump. just like how it should be. just like I have trained you to do.
Yet here you are starting threads about me?
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: King Shizzo on July 07, 2013, 01:40:25 PM
Yet here you are starting threads about me?
The ultimate sign of renting brain space.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 07, 2013, 01:40:44 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=198938.0;attach=231532;image)
lol
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: King Shizzo on July 07, 2013, 01:42:45 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=198938.0;attach=231532;image)
lol
How do you get cellulite on your stomach?
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: Wiggs on July 07, 2013, 01:45:36 PM
Great thread title. lol
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: True on July 07, 2013, 01:50:41 PM
So no one is that fat toad after all.. Makes sense judging by his name.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: no one on July 07, 2013, 01:51:42 PM
the first poster.

less than one minute after the thread goes up.

jump boy, jump.

denial? deny what? the pandemic ramblings of a deluded old man I could give a fuck less about except to make look like the weak subordinate he's subjected himself to be to me?

I don't answer to you, boy. you answer to me. gal has seen my pics. he's free to comment as he wishes. people have met me from real life- somewhere you don't exist to me- on this board. I have actually cultivated a valued friendship thru this message board with xfactor. we vacation together. we hang out in real life. a world that apparently escapes you, you pathetic human. I shudder I share the same species as something like you.

you see, I am every bit of everything I say I am and claim to be. it's difficult for you to accept someone can be this Perfect to you. in comparison to you. what little room for comparison there is however. I cringe to lower myself to such an evaluation.

I ask the mods to keep this thread in the G and O and not move it. this fool has stalked me for the better part of 3 weeks now. it's time he learned a lesson and his place here. beneath my feet.

you should apologize to me bro. I am a forgiving god. I will show you mercy. not that I have taken much effort in making you look unstable and foolish. you've done quite the exceptional job at that all by yourself.

you should put as much time and focus into bettering that broomstick you call a 'physique'.

feel free to pm gal or I for personal online training.

cheers.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: dj181 on July 07, 2013, 01:53:03 PM
where's the national geographic pics ???

i believe that it was some kind of "before" and "after" gig
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 07, 2013, 01:54:38 PM
the first poster.

less than one minute after the thread goes up.

jump boy, jump.

denial? deny what? the pandemic ramblings of a deluded old man I could give a fuck less about except to make look like the weak subordinate he's subjected himself to be to me?

I don't answer to you, boy. you answer to me. gal has seen my pics. he's free to comment as he wishes. people have met me from real life- somewhere you don't exist to me- on this board. I have actually cultivated a valued friendship thru this message board with xfactor. we vacation together. we hang out in real life. a world that apparently escapes you, you fucking loser.

you see, I am every bit of everything I say I am and claim to be. it's difficult for you to accept someone can be this Perfect to you. in comparison to you. what little room for comparison there is however. I shudder to lower myself to such an evaluation.

I ask the mods to keep this thread in the G and O and not move it. this fool has stalked me for the better part of 3 weeks now. it's time he learned a lesson and his place here. beneath my feet.

you should apologize to me bro. I am a forgiving god. I will show you mercy. not that I have taken much effort in making you look unstable and foolish. you've done quite the exceptional job at that all by yourself.

you should put as much time and focus into bettering that broomstick you call a 'physique'.

feel free to pm gal or I for personal online training.

cheers.

Hhahah...how many meltdowns are you going to have?
I was trolling the threads about the book, I know Gal, we have a history, he's a good guy, he knew I was just trolling.
Get over yourself you loony.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: Psychopath on July 07, 2013, 01:54:45 PM
Why do guys have to write chapters for posts?  

Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 07, 2013, 01:56:10 PM
Irony is no one isn't even writing the book, Gals doing it.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: no one on July 07, 2013, 01:56:23 PM
where's the national geographic pics ???

i believe that it was some kind of "before" and "after" gig

his name was Ethan B I believe. I think he actually threatened civil litigation over the thread.

ukbeth really doing a top shelf job of looking the stooge here with his angle. lol
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: King Shizzo on July 07, 2013, 01:57:02 PM
Why do guys have to write chapters for posts?  


Anything more then a paragraph, is a meltdown.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: Nicademus on July 07, 2013, 01:58:55 PM
Wait....who's the fat guy w/ the tiger poster?
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 07, 2013, 01:59:00 PM
his name was Ethan B I believe. I think he actually threatened civil litigation over the thread.

ukbeth really doing a top shelf job of looking the stooge here with his angle. lol

Hey, I just posted a thread with you getting your ass handed to you, I have no idea if its you or not for sure, the thread does leave a few doubts though.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: no one on July 07, 2013, 01:59:46 PM
ah look at this. a reunion of the butthurt and mocked.

such a gathering of support for each other.

this must be like some beta code.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 07, 2013, 02:00:22 PM
ah look at this. a reunion of the butthurt and mocked.

such a gathering of support for each other.

this must be like some beta code.

Its your thread mate.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: no one on July 07, 2013, 02:02:03 PM
'they flock together like the salmon of capistrano'

:D
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: King Shizzo on July 07, 2013, 02:02:15 PM
ah look at this. a reunion of the butthurt and mocked.

such a gathering of support for each other.

this must be like some beta code.
Who are you talking about? Certainly not me. I have no shame my friend. I get a wood everytime my name is mentioned here. Good or bad. I have a few people that I am loyal to. Thats it.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 07, 2013, 02:03:05 PM
'they flock together like the salmon of capistrano'

:D

Ooops...hes back to smilies again guys, book must be nearly finished.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: dj181 on July 07, 2013, 02:04:05 PM
his name was Ethan B I believe. I think he actually threatened civil litigation over the thread.

ukbeth really doing a top shelf job of looking the stooge here with his angle. lol

brutal

maybe ugayjizz is really fatpanda in disguise

seeing as it was fatpanda who kept posting those pics up claiming that it was you

Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 07, 2013, 02:06:32 PM
brutal

maybe ugayjizz is really fatpanda in disguise

seeing as it was fatpanda who kept posting those pics up claiming that it was you



ahhh... you got me...busted.   ;D
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: Man of Steel on July 07, 2013, 02:06:38 PM
How do you get cellulite on your stomach?

Food....it ain't no thing....trust me LOL.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: no one on July 07, 2013, 02:07:06 PM
brutal

maybe ugayjizz is really fatpanda in disguise

seeing as it was fatpanda who kept posting those pics up claiming that it was you



damn.

that's a thought. would make his infatuation make sense.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 07, 2013, 02:11:43 PM
damn.

that's a thought. would make his infatuation make sense.
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m47xstNGW11qh57qf.gif)
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: no one on July 07, 2013, 02:17:09 PM


lol dude your a fucking weirdo. you know that, right? lol hahahaha holy shit.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 07, 2013, 02:17:47 PM

lol dude your a fucking weirdo. you know that, right? lol hahahaha holy shit.

I knew that would go over your head.  ;)
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: no one on July 07, 2013, 02:24:57 PM
I knew that would go over your head.  ;)

the fact that your a weirdo? no that hasn't escaped me at all.

youve actually done well to encapsulate the fact over the spam of your ungluing/ meltdown.

congrats on your commitment to excellence in that regard.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 07, 2013, 02:25:30 PM
Quote
I have actually cultivated a valued friendship thru this message board with xfactor. we vacation together. we hang out in real life.
(http://www.newweddingplanet.com/images/gay-marriage-license.jpg)
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 07, 2013, 02:26:19 PM
the fact that your a weirdo? no that hasn't escaped me at all.

youve actually done well to encapsulate the fact over the spam of your ungluing/ meltdown.

congrats on your commitment to excellence in that regard.

Still not got it yet?
Nope, you probably wont, maybe you are just too clever.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: King Shizzo on July 07, 2013, 02:27:06 PM
(http://www.newweddingplanet.com/images/gay-marriage-license.jpg)
Lol! I thought the same thing. You cant toss shit out there like that.  8)
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: Psychopath on July 07, 2013, 02:29:55 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: no one on July 07, 2013, 02:47:40 PM

lol you'll forgive me if I don't take to heart if the boards two biggest bottoms question my sexuality.

Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 07, 2013, 02:49:49 PM
lol you'll forgive me if I don't take to heart if the boards two biggest bottoms question my sexuality.


A one liner?
Come on, you're supposed to be an author.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 07, 2013, 02:53:29 PM
lol, no denial?


You just seem rely angry lately n. up the carbs.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 07, 2013, 02:54:57 PM

You just seem rely angry lately n. up the carbs.
Angry?
Lol..this is the getbig gladiatorial arena.


Angry...........hahahaha ha
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: _bruce_ on July 07, 2013, 03:00:17 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=198938.0;attach=231532;image)
lol

Snake man had good mass.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: no one on July 07, 2013, 07:34:59 PM
an open letter and offer to 'ukbeth', the 48 year old queen of getbig.

well, simpleton, in the spirit of good nature and since im such a fucking wonderful guy, im feeling generous enough to make you a one time offer.

since being humiliated by me after posting your pic from your 'glory days' when you competed in what looks to be the womens physique, you have spent an odd amount of energy trying to salvage whatever dignity you think you have left. heres a tip, nancy, you have none. save yourself the time and effort.

that being said i feel badly for you. clearly the 'concepts' you follow when dieting just do not work, or else you wouldnt look about as sturdy as a 1/4 inch pane of glass. you see, NOBODY, who uses anabolics like you have admitted to should have any excuse to look so poorly once dieted down.

you should be full, shredded, round and dense- much like gal and -and not need the amount of lasix you pushed to end up looking so frail, empty and flat. you look thin, unimpressive, wasted and weak- which i feel also parallels your personality to a T.

i have heard your actually considering doing another show. if you dont want to end up looking like you belong in the bikini class, i stongly urge you to contact gal or i for personal training. i am currently training someone for a mens physique show using the concepts gal and i have outlined in our upcoming book, and he looks phenominal. i cant see him not winning this thing outright.

if you want to be competitive at your next show, and not get pushed around like the mop your body resembles, get at me.

galeniko/ no one approved
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: XFACTOR on July 07, 2013, 08:52:00 PM
Im still here,  but too lazy to post as I usually use my iPad while creeping.

I don't know who you are ukjeff but you dont seem that smart. No one is a jacked beast, the whole let's post a fake pic of him is a sad act of desperation. I've already told you guys and he has posted a photo.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 08, 2013, 02:19:24 AM
an open letter and offer to 'ukbeth', the 48 year old queen of getbig.

well, simpleton, in the spirit of good nature and since im such a fucking wonderful guy, im feeling generous enough to make you a one time offer.

since being humiliated by me after posting your pic from your 'glory days' when you competed in what looks to be the womens physique, you have spent an odd amount of energy trying to salvage whatever dignity you think you have left. heres a tip, nancy, you have none. save yourself the time and effort.

that being said i feel badly for you. clearly the 'concepts' you follow when dieting just do not work, or else you wouldnt look about as sturdy as a 1/4 inch pane of glass. you see, NOBODY, who uses anabolics like you have admitted to should have any excuse to look so poorly once dieted down.

you should be full, shredded, round and dense- much like gal and -and not need the amount of lasix you pushed to end up looking so frail, empty and flat. you look thin, unimpressive, wasted and weak- which i feel also parallels your personality to a T.

i have heard your actually considering doing another show. if you dont want to end up looking like you belong in the bikini class, i stongly urge you to contact gal or i for personal training. i am currently training someone for a mens physique show using the concepts gal and i have outlined in our upcoming book, and he looks phenominal. i cant see him not winning this thing outright.

if you want to be competitive at your next show, and not get pushed around like the mop your body resembles, get at me.

galeniko/ no one approved
Thanks for the offer, I may compete again at some point but having gotten a little older and wiser Im having trouble getting my head around getting onstage to stand in front of a load of aging schmoes who have never lifted a weight in their lives having the say if I fit into their current criteria.
For the record I have never used a diuretic in my life, the photo I posted was taken a day before a show I came down from 210 to 200 in a week to make the light heavy class, again without diuretics.
I know what Galeniko looks like , I however havent seen your recent pics, I know you dont want to post one and thats fine, but at the moment you havent really backed up your words with evidence.
I have enough of your knowledge from the other thread if I chose to follow your methods so one on one tuition wouldnt be required.
Again, I nothing I have written about you on this forum has ever been personal, I joined in Gals thread for a bit of fun and you took the bait, thats why I kept on at you, most here just ignore me when I try and bait them.
No hard feelings.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: diamondcut on July 08, 2013, 02:29:06 AM
it makes me wonder how much of a social life and/or career or family obligations one must have if a bunch of grown men have all this free time to spend this much time and effort on bashing each other on the internet. one of the greatest mysteries of the internet forums i have never solved  ;D

i barely find the time to lurk, let alone post  ;D


carry on
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: flinstones1 on July 08, 2013, 09:58:12 AM
Who are you talking about? Certainly not me. I have no shame my friend. I get a wood everytime my name is mentioned here. Good or bad. I have a few people that I am loyal to. Thats it.

you might be THE most out of place poster Ive seen on this sight in 5 years. Suckmymuscle fit in here better than you....you look like an alchoholic, skinny fat diabetic who bathed in high fructose corn syrup his whole life.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 08, 2013, 10:00:34 AM
you might be THE most out of place poster Ive seen on this sight in 5 years. Suckmymuscle fit in here better than you....you look like an alchoholic, skinny fat diabetic who bathed in high fructose corn syrup his whole life.

uuummmmmm - you aint looking so hot yourself slim. 
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: King Shizzo on July 08, 2013, 10:02:30 AM
you might be THE most out of place poster Ive seen on this sight in 5 years. Suckmymuscle fit in here better than you....you look like an alchoholic, skinny fat diabetic who bathed in high fructose corn syrup his whole life.
You done fucked up. Clearly you are a gimmick. Time to scratch "Flinestones", and go back to the drawing board.

Eureka!!!! Flinstones has made me see the light! I am a counter-puncher.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: _bruce_ on July 08, 2013, 10:14:11 AM
it makes me wonder how much of a social life and/or career or family obligations one must have if a bunch of grown men have all this free time to spend this much time and effort on bashing each other on the internet. one of the greatest mysteries of the internet forums i have never solved  ;D

i barely find the time to lurk, let alone post  ;D


carry on


Seriousness bid'ness.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: CalvinH on July 08, 2013, 10:50:20 AM
From what I've seen both uk and no one are jacked dudes.



...but for the record no ones dog is better looking then him ;D
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: no one on July 08, 2013, 11:03:03 AM


wtf?

:D
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: CalvinH on July 08, 2013, 11:10:30 AM

wtf?

:D


Haha,

...what a look ;D
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: bigmc on July 08, 2013, 11:11:52 AM

wtf?

:D

to be fair thats a good looking dog
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 08, 2013, 11:51:06 AM
(http://s22.postimg.org/798uku40h/bust.jpg)
Heyyyyy....who mentioned good looking dogs?
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: OTHstrong on July 08, 2013, 11:59:53 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=198938.0;attach=231532;image)
lol
I don't think that is ''no one'' but I will say this; anyone making fun of that guy in the pic does not know bodybuilding, ya he is fat but make no mistake, that dude has muscle everywhere, if he got shredded he would make 99% getbiggers look tiny, just saying. The dude is more jacked then the pic gives the illusion of being
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 08, 2013, 12:02:02 PM
Nah , its not him, the dude in the pic has made great improvements though.
He has a few before and after photos linked in the other thread.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: OTHstrong on July 08, 2013, 12:03:41 PM
Nah , its not him, the dude in the pic has made great improvements though.
He has a few before and after photos linked in the other thread.
post up the after cause I think the dude in the pic is jacked and could wipe the floor with many if got ripped.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: OTHstrong on July 08, 2013, 12:06:05 PM
yo, were not married you know, he can handle himself quite good ;D

i was very busy, work,women,weights. 8)
yah, whoever the guy is, thatd would look very good once lean, but thats a good 60lbs to go

@flintstones, good post, should make shizzo think about himself, a 20 year old guy calling it like it is.


I would say 50lb as he seems to be blurry from water and not fat only.  I know the look because a fat belly does not show abdominal lines but one that has fat and lots water does and there is still visible lines in his midsection, so I would say 50lb tops.
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: King Shizzo on July 08, 2013, 12:07:45 PM


@flintstones, good post, should make shizzo think about himself, a 20 year old guy calling it like it is.


Do you jack off in front of friends too?
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: King Shizzo on July 08, 2013, 12:29:32 PM
yeah, he could be natty in the pic, if he went on diet and juice, would make dramatic "transformation".

kinda like out of nowhere, albeit predictable to our expert eyes :D
the guy is 20, at that age everything goes.

he shouldnt take lessons from self pitying alcy


So Gal admits to masturbaiting in front of friends. Is that worth $20?
Title: Re: for sale: one slightly used 'ukjeff'
Post by: ukjeff on July 08, 2013, 01:34:46 PM
post up the after cause I think the dude in the pic is jacked and could wipe the floor with many if got ripped.
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/eryanb/
Some more photos on there OTH.