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We have all had them, when you have 12 eggs in the blender at 2AM , and you're like...."I'm a dick"
Mine is me and my training partner are in my house, we just got shit and we're both shooting up. I'm in a chair by the island, he's at the kitchen table, and we both have our little "kit bags" with the goodies, and we are sitting there with our pants around our ankles, syringes hanging out of our quads.....and we're having a conversation about cars...like it's totally normal behavior.. And he says "imagine if our GFs walked in right now ?" And we both were like, we are fucked up, hahahahaaa.
I encourage other getbiggers to share their stories.
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accidentally bumping into another car at 1 mph, waiting to get onto the interstate to head to college in 1997, because I am fumbling with 5 of those little "HMB" capsules that I have to take within my anabolic window.
feel like deca, my ass. True story.
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dillet almost dieing on stage
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accidentally bumping into another car at 1 mph, waiting to get onto the interstate to head to college in 1997, because I am fumbling with 5 of those little "HMB" capsules that I have to take within my anabolic window.
feel like deca, my ass. True story.
lol...
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accidentally bumping into another car at 1 mph, waiting to get onto the interstate to head to college in 1997, because I am fumbling with 5 of those little "HMB" capsules that I have to take within my anabolic window.
feel like deca, my ass. True story.
Ha ha....that's good.
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In my hometown walking down main street looking across the street at a hot girl ran striaight into a street pole put a damn knot on my forehead I'm sure some one saw it but I played it off and kept walking.
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accidentally bumping into another car at 1 mph, waiting to get onto the interstate to head to college in 1997, because I am fumbling with 5 of those little "HMB" capsules that I have to take within my anabolic window.
feel like deca, my ass. True story.
lol!
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Learning that so many use insulin. Steroids is one thing but insulin is just asking for trouble.
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We have all had them, when you have 12 eggs in the blender at 2AM , and you're like...."I'm a dick"
Mine is me and my training partner are in my house, we just got shit and we're both shooting up. I'm in a chair by the island, he's at the kitchen table, and we both have our little "kit bags" with the goodies, and we are sitting there with our pants around our ankles, syringes hanging out of our quads.....and we're having a conversation about cars...like it's totally normal behavior.. And he says "imagine if our GFs walked in right now ?" And we both were like, we are fucked up, hahahahaaa.
I encourage other getbiggers to share their stories.
Didn't this jagoff say he never did steroids until recently?
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plunging toilets. :/
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Dumping 5kg bag of protein powder last week ;D
(should I name brand ;))
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16 years old....between taking swigs from my gallon jug-o-water (i had my mom buy for me), im doing a biceps/triceps super set workout I tore out of a FLEX magazine and brought with me to the gym(oh brother)....there I was, doing my hardcore set of hammer curls (20lb dumbells bitches), dropping the weights from waist height and SPRINTING to the Tricep cable machine in order to maximize the pump.
I was a product of effective bodybuilding magazine marketing. :-[
But still, those first few years bodybuilding were so fun and exciting. 8)
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Standing in a bath tub naked with a buddy of mine rubbing pro-tan on each other the night before a show.
;D
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Standing in a bath tub naked with a buddy of mine rubbing pro-tan on each other the night before a show.
;D
I've been there as well. Great times of bonding for brothers in iron.
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Standing in a bath tub naked with a buddy of mine rubbing pro-tan on each other the night before a show.
;D
This sounds Gay.
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I've been there as well. Great times of bonding for brothers in iron.
The best part was this warning:
"I'm gonna do your ass now, ok?"
"oh yeah yeah man, sure go for it!"
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This sounds Gay.
Only if you want it to be.
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way too many to count...
the time i managed to get a scrypt of test imported for me while i was in a mental hospital.
the time i was going hypo and pulled into mcdodnalds all to realize i was out of money and ran into a nice italian restaurant across the street, and grabbed all the "peppermints" they kept at the front desk and ran back outside
the time i had tren cough and ran out the bathroom in front of my mom and she tells me all that it was my body telling me something from all those "protein shakes"
hmm the time a girl told me the real way to prnounced equipoise. I always prnounced it like "ecoli instead of equidor
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way too many to count...
the time i managed to get a scrypt of test imported for me while i was in a mental hospital.
the time i was going hypo and pulled into mcdodnalds all to realize i was out of money and ran into a nice italian restaurant across the street, and grabbed all the "peppermints" they kept at the front desk and ran back outside
the time i had tren cough and ran out the bathroom in front of my mom and she tells me all that it was my body telling me something from all those "protein shakes"
hmm the time a girl told me the real way to prnounced equipoise. I always prnounced it like "ecoli instead of equidor
So...ummmmm.... will we discuss this? :)
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way too many to count...
the time i managed to get a scrypt of test imported for me while i was in a mental hospital.
the time i was going hypo and pulled into mcdodnalds all to realize i was out of money and ran into a nice italian restaurant across the street, and grabbed all the "peppermints" they kept at the front desk and ran back outside
the time i had tren cough and ran out the bathroom in front of my mom and she tells me all that it was my body telling me something from all those "protein shakes"
hmm the time a girl told me the real way to prnounced equipoise. I always prnounced it like "ecoli instead of equidor
Ee-kwi-pose......ha ha ha. I would have laughed my balls off at that.
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standing back stage hearing the hoots and hollers armed with nothing but waterpistol and a small towlette. the curtain goes up and...all men.
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Putting a coat of tan on the day before a show and having to go around to my 60 year old next door neighbour and get her to come around to my house and "do my back" for me.
She was a great sport.
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having a just-filtered 20cc bottle of 150mg/ml tren fall out of my bag and shattered on the sidewalk right in front of the storefront police station that was next door to my supplement store and having two cops walk out as i'm standing there looking at it in disbelief :-\ shitty way to start that morning.
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getting off the trolley from Tijuana after smuggling my first 'cycle' of test amp's and realizing I don't know where to buy syringes... and walking around downtown san diego for Rite-Aides that carried syringes. I was 16.
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getting busted at the border a week later with a bottle of Clomid (the old pink skittles) and 15 3cc 21ga pins in my back pockets and playing dumb with customs "uh, I found them on the ground... figured they shouldn't go to waste...my pockets were full, that's why I put the clomid in my underware
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getting robbed at gunpoint in a Tijuana restroom by a security guard after he caught me loading a syringe 2 months later. cop "we go to jail". me "ok, lets go. i'm only 17 you can't arrest me.. they're just gonna bring me back to the border. now get that gun out of my face before I beat you with it"... then with my pants around my knees he searches my wallet for my ID (which he couldn't read) and takes $20. and he gave me back my syringe and the unopened amp of Sten (there were two in a box.. fucker tossed the one I was loading)
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picking up Klonopin for a friend one Friday night while in Tijuana for some Deca redi-jects and deciding to take a couple (2mg ea), after a margarita (I never drank), I didn't feel anything so I took a couple more (total of 8mg), next thing I know i'm sitting in a strip club with a stripper waving her hands in my face asking if i'm ok.. with a full bottle of warm Dos Equis on the table... then walking back to the border at 1am from Revolution and having no recollection of how I drove home or parralle parked my car at the end of the cul-de-sac the next morning..... then relaying the story to the guy I smuggled them for and him shitting a brick when I said I took 4-6 tabs plus a couple margaritas and a couple shots (I only had hundreds and the bar didn't want to break one for one drink. lol.. so I had a few and left a nice tip)..... what a mess.
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doing a shot in my delt at the counter of the pharmacy and pulling out the needle right in front of an elderly couple buying Viagra and cholesterol meds, and having blood shoot out like a garden hose and me realizing i'd put an 18ga in my delt... and the horrified look on their faces when I laughed.
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You win dude...LOL
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Having my mom shave my back and asking her not to tell my father about it.
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spending months of my life preparing for competition so men can score how hard my ass is onstage ;D
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whilest loosing my mind starving my self last few weeks of a prep, had my mate shoot my rear delts after the gym, put the used barrels in my pocket absent mindlessly and went to asda ( wallmart ) , pulled my wallet out at the till infront of a huge que... and just guess what spilled out
getting dozens of shots of noltoli in toilet cubicles on show mornings.... u wont find many empty cubicles at a bodybuilding venue
no wonder i drift further and further away from the cult
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Reading my first beefyheavyweight thread on here.
About to head to the airport for a year long backpacking tour and my father yelling at me "What the fuck are you doing pullups now for?" while I was getting one last set in before going. Heh - what the fuck did I know way back then?
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Dumping 5kg bag of protein powder last week ;D
(should I name brand ;))
Please do!
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Please do!
Species.
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In the 90's buying a full bag of gear to a "friend", then we spent a moment to speak in the front of his house. One month later he was arrested for big drug traffic (coke/mdma) and went to jail, he was under cop supervision, later when he came off jail he told me about pics the cop took from us when we were speaking in the front of his house.
At that time i worked as a bouncer in a night club, so the few next month i was myself under cop supervision. Not sure, but i remember i saw strange "new customer" at the club, very friendly and always around me. one of these customer was also training at my gym, he disapear one day suddenly from the gym and the club.
In the 90's we were living at our parent home, no place to inject, so we had to do it on a car. One night the car was "fully loaded" with two amp of sust and 4 amp of primo, we saw a cop car at the corner of the streer, silly we were we escape from the car and run. lol.
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accidentally bumping into another car at 1 mph, waiting to get onto the interstate to head to college in 1997, because I am fumbling with 5 of those little "HMB" capsules that I have to take within my anabolic window.
feel like deca, my ass. True story.
in the 90's whe have faith in everything.
we did stupid thing but we trained hard.
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Some meathead suggested doing close grip incline for tri's ;)
dummy I am I did it with a thumbs to the side grip and dropped the bar.it went right down my forearms and tore them up and then hit me in the chest nice and solid.
Or the time me and a friend went out drinking all night and bet each other who would get to the gym earliest in the morning...showed up at 6:00am still hammered.
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whilest loosing my mind starving my self last few weeks of a prep, had my mate shoot my rear delts after the gym, put the used barrels in my pocket absent mindlessly and went to asda ( wallmart ) , pulled my wallet out at the till infront of a huge que... and just guess what spilled out
getting dozens of shots of noltoli in toilet cubicles on show mornings.... u wont find many empty cubicles at a bodybuilding venue
no wonder i drift further and further away from the cult
Having spent plenty of time in Asda and Walmart, its a little insulting to Asda.Some of the specimens in Walmart still havnt been identified.
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standing back stage hearing the hoots and hollers armed with nothing but waterpistol and a small towlette. the curtain goes up and...all men.
Lmfao. Perfect delivery. ;D
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Training in the 80s at a local gym. Two smoking hot female pros are training next to me wearing next to nothing. Suddenly, I smell the nastiest farts coming from them... just god awful gas. What a buzz kill that was.
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Working out at a Golds as a noob in the late 80's. A huge dude who was doing curls there had horrible bacne. At one point, he reaches over to his rear delt and grabs a boil the size of a quarter and squeezes it, a fuckload of puss, and a white loogie flys out, followed by a jet of blood. He just laughs and keeps on reppin', blood streaming down his delt. It was kinda inspiring.
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Some meathead suggested doing close grip incline for tri's ;)
dummy I am I did it with a thumbs to the side grip and dropped the bar.it went right down my forearms and tore them up and then hit me in the chest nice and solid.
Or the time me and a friend went out drinking all night and bet each other who would get to the gym earliest in the morning...showed up at 6:00am still hammered.
Hahaha.
Dude, you know it's decline right ? :P
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This thread is all garbage. This isn't about bodybuilding. It's about limp wristed drug addicts shooting their poison. A bunch of real winners.
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Sitting in TJ at Los alazanes bathroom with 11 full to the hilt syringes, injected 33 cc's took 20 halotestin and 10 proviron, drove back to LA where I was bouncing later that night in Korea town, I had to walk around the club for 3 hours non stop to fight the huge hotness and fever in my body, like a true champion I pulled through!
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thinking of all the money I spent in supplement stores. I shoulda just bought my whey at walmart. same shit anyway
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Sitting in TJ at Los alazanes bathroom with 11 full to the hilt syringes, injected 33 cc's took 20 halotestin and 10 proviron, drove back to LA where I was bouncing later that night in Korea town, I had to walk around the club for 3 hours non stop to fight the huge hotness and fever in my body, like a true champion I pulled through!
Hell yeah bro. Shutting down everything except your liver enzymes and blood pressure.
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Buying protein powder in super bulk amounts, thinking i'm being economical getting swole.
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Having my buddy shoot me in the ass with a cc of deca with an 18 gauge pin! That fucking thing left a nice lump and hurt like a bitch!
Shaving each others back before a show!
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my buddies use to pull this trick, when a guy would ask them to inject him, they would have syringe with milk or water right there, switch it with the syringe loaded with the juice and keep it, while injecting the guy with water or milk.............lol.... ......then inject themselves with his real gear......lol
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my buddies use to pull this trick, when a guy would ask them to inject him, they would have syringe with milk or water right there, switch it with the syringe loaded with the juice and keep it, while injecting the guy with water or milk.............lol.... ......then inject themselves with his real gear......lol
Sound like good buddies who will have your back.
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moral of story, dont ask anyone to administer your gear, just man up and load up and slam that shit like a champion!
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moral of story, dont ask anyone to administer your gear, just man up and load up and slam that shit like a champion!
Kai uses this method
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I would load and administer 10 cc a day if i could afford it
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I would load and administer 10 cc a day if i could afford it
private posing on the side and you could
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I couldnt bring myself to do such a degrading thing halo, just not an option for some of us who have a pure heart mind and soul
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Joining getbig, realized I hit rock bottom.
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I couldnt bring myself to do such a degrading thing halo, just not an option for some of us who have a pure heart mind and soul
work a regular job in week
work bouncer in weekend
profit?.
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getbig is one of the best sites on the internet, the gossip and opinions section rivals drudge report............gosh ive been on getbig for almost 13 years i believe.
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anabolic halo, when your a 280 lb. convicted felon, not many places in california will even allow you to make it through a interveiw without saying ok have a good day, nice to meet ya..................the shit aint easy bro.
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My best friend who is the most docile person. Non confrontational, quiet. Decided to run a cycle. We are out at a restaurant and some punk said something or did something weird, I don't remember. My buddy turned into the fucking Hulk, grabbed this kid like a ragdoll and smashed him into the table and started to pummel him. In knowing him for 20+ years I never saw him get mad once.
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anabolic halo, when your a 280 lb. convicted felon, not many places in california will even allow you to make it through a interveiw without saying ok have a good day, nice to meet ya..................the shit aint easy bro.
you mean for regular work?
never have they asked me for criminal record (not usa)
hell my colleague is an ex sales man of things
no one knows
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yeah well in california if your not gay and willing to do what anyone tells you, your options for employment are slim, the world has changed and its not benefitting the people
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Met a girl at a club when I was buff, young, dumb and full of cum. She brought me to her house and blew me in the kitchen saying her parents are sleeping upstairs. She told me I could sleep on the couch because I was wasted and she went upstairs to bed. She left a light on by my head and I couldn't figure out how to turn it off so I went to sleep. I heard her later in the night turning the light off and I felt her ass up. Then I stuck my hand down the front of her pajamas and realized it was her mother who seemed like she was in shock. I pretended I was half asleep and rolled over. In the morning nothing was said. Here I was eating breakfast with the girl, dad and mom that I had my hand on her pussy.
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Hahaha.
Dude, you know it's decline right ? :P
Oh shit typo,yeah it was decline ;)
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Lying in hospital after competing with fluid drip in arm, after chronic cramping started in my calves then quads hammies then glutes didn't wait till it got to my abs chest then heart all for a trophy, yes I won, but as I lay there watching myself smooth out thinking what the f*#k is this sport all about.
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buddy of mine, who was semi-famous bber at the time... in all the mags and shit... tells me a story about how he goes back to a girls house... smokin hot fitness girl... and they're gettin ready to fuck when he realized he's gotta shit.. he waits cuz she's into it and wants him to fuck her brains out.. then he goes to the bathroom.. says "i gotta piss, hold on"..
but he's wearing track/gym pants and there's a knot in the drawstring... and ka-boom.. he shits himself... shit all over his underwear and pants... she's out in the bedroom telling him to hurry up... he panics, takes off his underwear and pants, jumps out the bathroom window (1 story) and he has to jump a big wooden fence in her back yard, NAKED, with his shitty pants and underwear in his hand... but the underwear get hung up on the fence and he can hear her calling for him so he just leaves them, puts the pants back on and walks home 2 miles through pacific beach (san diego).
imagine her opening the bathroom door finding the dude she was gonna bang had escaped though the window and her bathroom smells like shit..... and the next day, or couple days after, finding a horriblely shit stained pair of tightie whities hanging from her fence.
needless to say he never heard from her again.
i lol everything i think of that.
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yeah well in california if your not gay and willing to do what anyone tells you, your options for employment are slim, the world has changed and its not benefitting the people
you mean you dont want to do what you're told?
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True Story... This happened around 1999, if I am not mistaken.
A group of about 7-8 guys and I go out to party one night at the China Club (used to be a popular NYC club in the late 90's and early 2000's). An old friend (IFBB PRO - who was MARRIED at the time) meets an attractive girl and starts to flirt aggressively with her. They dance, smile, make out and are practically attached to the hip for hours on in.
Every so often, he would shimmy his ass over to our group and tell us how she is practically "in the bag". We egged him on and told him how she was too good for him and what not, but he insisted that she was "almost there".
Midway through the night, after spending close to $1000 on her ($750 - Champagne service to get a small VIP cubicle & another $250 dollars of specialty drinks for her), he says that she has agreed to take him back to her place in order to get to some serious action.
Later, as they start to leave, we all give him nods of approval. Slowly, with as much swagger as humanly possible in his walk, he starts to slither out of the club with his "prize" on had (he was gripping her hand for dear life and mean mugging anyone who would look in his woman's direction). They get to her place, shit starts to get hot and heavy, when she then breaks it to him by saying, "I just had my period yesterday, so all we can do is a little oral sex and maybe masturbation".
Although this angers him to no end, he starts to go with it and gets to undressing her, when he then decides to go into the bathroom to get himself ready (he wanted to apply one of those penile desensitizers & maybe even a cock ring from what I remember). Upon stepping out of the bathroom, the girl was completely knocked out (sleeping - rightfully so, after having drank close to a full bottle of champagne, 15-20 specialty drinks and possibly done a few drugs). This guy was already blasted on alcohol, ecstasy and who knows what else and is fuming in anger due to her body laying there limp like a cadaver from all the shit she had taken in throughout night. He tries to wake her, but she isn't budging and all she continues to mumble out is that, "she is too tired, maybe later..".
He gets in a roided rage and does what any respectful man would do. He storms into the bathroom, takes a massive dump in the toilet, then reaches in and picks up chunks of his own feces and scatters it all over her apartment. He rubbed it all over her tooth brush, hair brush, door knobs, her kitchen silverware, her TV's screen and remote control, inside her drawers and even on her bed.
He then left a piece of paper that had written on it, "You think your shit don't stink, well take a whiff of mine!!"...
The following day at the gym, when he told us about what had occurred the night prior, I knew then and there that I would never hang out with that guy ever again.
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P.S. Ron and Mods, if interested PM me for the name of that Pro. Bob Chick already knows, as we both knew the guy in question.
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True Story... This happened around 1999, if I am not mistaken.
A group of about 7-8 guys and I go out to party one night at the China Club (used to be a popular NYC club in the late 90's and early 2000's). An old friend (IFBB PRO - who was MARRIED at the time) meets an attractive girl and starts to flirt aggressively with her. They dance, smile, make out and are practically attached to the hip for hours on in.
Every so often, he would shimmy his ass over to our group and tell us how she is practically "in the bag". We egged him on and told him how she was too good for him and what not, but he insisted that she was "almost there".
Midway through the night, after spending close to $1000 on her ($750 - Champagne service to get a small VIP cubicle & another $250 dollars of specialty drinks for her), he says that she has agreed to take him back to her place in order to get to some serious action.
Later, as they start to leave, we all give him nods of approval. Slowly, with as much swagger as humanly possible in his walk, he starts to slither out of the club with his "prize" on had (he was gripping her hand for dear life and mean mugging anyone who would look in his woman's direction). They get to her place, shit starts to get hot and heavy, when she then breaks it to him by saying, "I just had my period yesterday, so all we can do is a little oral sex and maybe masturbation".
Although this angers him to no end, he starts to go with it and gets to undressing her, when he then decides to go into the bathroom to get himself ready (he wanted to apply one of those penile desensitizers & maybe even a cock ring from what I remember). Upon stepping out of the bathroom, the girl was completely knocked out (sleeping - rightfully so, after having drank close to a full bottle of champagne, 15-20 specialty drinks and possibly done a few drugs). This guy was already blasted on alcohol, ecstasy and who knows what else and is fuming in anger due to her body laying there limp like a cadaver from all the shit she had taken in throughout night. He tries to wake her, but she isn't budging and all she continues to mumble out is that, "she is too tired, maybe later..".
He gets in a roided rage and does what any respectful man would do. He storms into the bathroom, takes a massive dump in the toilet, then reaches in and picks up chunks of his own feces and scatters it all over her apartment. He rubbed it all over her tooth brush, hair brush, door knobs, her kitchen silverware, her TV's screen and remote control, inside her drawers and even on her bed.
He then left a piece of paper that had written on it, "You think your shit don't stink, well take a whiff of mine!!"...
The following day at the gym, when he told us about what had occurred the night prior, I knew then and there that I would never hang out with that guy ever again.
"1"
P.S. Ron and Mods, if interested PM me for the name of that Pro. Bob Chick already knows, as we both knew the guy in question.
kenny jones had a brutal temper.
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kenny jones had a brutal temper.
Ken Jones was an interesting fellow, but it wasn't Kenny.
This was another pro from that era.
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Standing in a bath tub naked with a buddy of mine rubbing pro-tan on each other the night before a show.
;D
It was okay to rub you until you got an erection. Get tbombz to do it next time.
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Some meathead suggested doing close grip incline for tri's ;)
dummy I am I did it with a thumbs to the side grip and dropped the bar.it went right down my forearms and tore them up and then hit me in the chest nice and solid.
Or the time me and a friend went out drinking all night and bet each other who would get to the gym earliest in the morning...showed up at 6:00am still hammered.
Shit, I dropped 275 on my chest just above my ribcage! Knocked the wind out of me and bruised the shit out of me!
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last show i ever did i did cardio right before bed. typically i'd walk for an hour around my neighbourhood. its 3am and a car pulls up. its all my buddies just coming back from the place we always go to eat after the bar. they got random broads with them. having a blast. im doing fucking cardio. to get up in a room full of other guys to flex and pose. i thought 'this aint right'.
i finished my cardio that night. i was only 2 weeks out by that point. did what i needed to do. showed up the day of the show with all my buddies in the am for the weigh in. weighed in with the rest of my class in the best shape of my life to that point and went home. didnt even get on stage. and never competed again.
first side note: two weeks later i ran into a judge who was at the weigh in. he said what happened to you. told him i didnt feel like getting on stage that day, that my 'job' was done after i weighed in- personally i only competed cause my buddies really encouraged me. i always felt weird about the whole thing.. he said i prolly would have won my class (superhvwt), if not won it, it would have been a good battle between me and the guy who did win it, and the overall.
second side note: my buddy calls me up 4 weeks later. says allmax just signed his good friend out east. the rep told this guy they had signed they had only signed one other guy- the guy who won my class and overall at my show. the rep told my buddies friend they signed the overall winner of the show because 'the big white guy' they wanted to talk to didnt come back after the weigh in.
i look back on all this and wonder often about paths not taken, and what i would have done to my body if i had tried to stay competitive. thank fucking god they stopped that night i was doing cardio.
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Had high-hopes for this thread.
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last show i ever did i did cardio right before bed. typically i'd walk for an hour around my neighbourhood. its 3am and a car pulls up. its all my buddies just coming back from the place we always go to eat after the bar. they got random broads with them. having a blast. im doing fucking cardio. to get up in a room full of other guys to flex and pose. i thought 'this aint right'.
i finished my cardio that night. i was only 2 weeks out by that point. did what i needed to do. showed up the day of the show with all my buddies in the am for the weigh in. weighed in with the rest of my class in the best shape of my life to that point and went home. didnt even get on stage. and never competed again.
first side note: two weeks later i ran into a judge who was at the weigh in. he said what happened to you. told him i didnt feel like getting on stage that day, that my 'job' was done after i weighed in- personally i only competed cause my buddies really encouraged me. i always felt weird about the whole thing.. he said i prolly would have won my class (superhvwt), if not won it, it would have been a good battle between me and the guy who did win it, and the overall.
second side note: my buddy calls me up 4 weeks later. says allmax just signed his good friend out east. the rep told this guy they had signed they had only signed one other guy- the guy who won my class and overall at my show. the rep told my buddies friend they signed the overall winner of the show because 'the big white guy' they wanted to talk to didnt come back after the weigh in.
i look back on all this and wonder often about paths not taken, and what i would have done to my body if i had tried to stay competitive. thank fucking god they stopped that night i was doing cardio.
WOW!!
Crazy story man
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last show i ever did i did cardio right before bed. typically i'd walk for an hour around my neighbourhood. its 3am and a car pulls up. its all my buddies just coming back from the place we always go to eat after the bar. they got random broads with them. having a blast. im doing fucking cardio. to get up in a room full of other guys to flex and pose. i thought 'this aint right'.
i finished my cardio that night. i was only 2 weeks out by that point. did what i needed to do. showed up the day of the show with all my buddies in the am for the weigh in. weighed in with the rest of my class in the best shape of my life to that point and went home. didnt even get on stage. and never competed again.
first side note: two weeks later i ran into a judge who was at the weigh in. he said what happened to you. told him i didnt feel like getting on stage that day, that my 'job' was done after i weighed in- personally i only competed cause my buddies really encouraged me. i always felt weird about the whole thing.. he said i prolly would have won my class (superhvwt), if not won it, it would have been a good battle between me and the guy who did win it, and the overall.
second side note: my buddy calls me up 4 weeks later. says allmax just signed his good friend out east. the rep told this guy they had signed they had only signed one other guy- the guy who won my class and overall at my show. the rep told my buddies friend they signed the overall winner of the show because 'the big white guy' they wanted to talk to didnt come back after the weigh in.
i look back on all this and wonder often about paths not taken, and what i would have done to my body if i had tried to stay competitive. thank fucking god they stopped that night i was doing cardio.
Bump this thread to call bullshit on this story.
You turned up weighed in and didnt get onstage.
Fuckin lol
And not one person thinks this story stinks.
Truth is you didnt have a bodybuilding story and felt left out of the thread so you made this shit up.
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1320851/laughing-black-man-o.gif)
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True Story... This happened around 1999, if I am not mistaken.
A group of about 7-8 guys and I go out to party one night at the China Club (used to be a popular NYC club in the late 90's and early 2000's). An old friend (IFBB PRO - who was MARRIED at the time) meets an attractive girl and starts to flirt aggressively with her. They dance, smile, make out and are practically attached to the hip for hours on in.
Every so often, he would shimmy his ass over to our group and tell us how she is practically "in the bag". We egged him on and told him how she was too good for him and what not, but he insisted that she was "almost there".
Midway through the night, after spending close to $1000 on her ($750 - Champagne service to get a small VIP cubicle & another $250 dollars of specialty drinks for her), he says that she has agreed to take him back to her place in order to get to some serious action.
Later, as they start to leave, we all give him nods of approval. Slowly, with as much swagger as humanly possible in his walk, he starts to slither out of the club with his "prize" on had (he was gripping her hand for dear life and mean mugging anyone who would look in his woman's direction). They get to her place, shit starts to get hot and heavy, when she then breaks it to him by saying, "I just had my period yesterday, so all we can do is a little oral sex and maybe masturbation".
Although this angers him to no end, he starts to go with it and gets to undressing her, when he then decides to go into the bathroom to get himself ready (he wanted to apply one of those penile desensitizers & maybe even a cock ring from what I remember). Upon stepping out of the bathroom, the girl was completely knocked out (sleeping - rightfully so, after having drank close to a full bottle of champagne, 15-20 specialty drinks and possibly done a few drugs). This guy was already blasted on alcohol, ecstasy and who knows what else and is fuming in anger due to her body laying there limp like a cadaver from all the shit she had taken in throughout night. He tries to wake her, but she isn't budging and all she continues to mumble out is that, "she is too tired, maybe later..".
He gets in a roided rage and does what any respectful man would do. He storms into the bathroom, takes a massive dump in the toilet, then reaches in and picks up chunks of his own feces and scatters it all over her apartment. He rubbed it all over her tooth brush, hair brush, door knobs, her kitchen silverware, her TV's screen and remote control, inside her drawers and even on her bed.
He then left a piece of paper that had written on it, "You think your shit don't stink, well take a whiff of mine!!"...
The following day at the gym, when he told us about what had occurred the night prior, I knew then and there that I would never hang out with that guy ever again.
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P.S. Ron and Mods, if interested PM me for the name of that Pro. Bob Chick already knows, as we both knew the guy in question.
Kamali
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last show i ever did i did cardio right before bed. typically i'd walk for an hour around my neighbourhood. its 3am and a car pulls up. its all my buddies just coming back from the place we always go to eat after the bar. they got random broads with them. having a blast. im doing fucking cardio. to get up in a room full of other guys to flex and pose. i thought 'this aint right'.
i finished my cardio that night. i was only 2 weeks out by that point. did what i needed to do. showed up the day of the show with all my buddies in the am for the weigh in. weighed in with the rest of my class in the best shape of my life to that point and went home. didnt even get on stage. and never competed again.
first side note: two weeks later i ran into a judge who was at the weigh in. he said what happened to you. told him i didnt feel like getting on stage that day, that my 'job' was done after i weighed in- personally i only competed cause my buddies really encouraged me. i always felt weird about the whole thing.. he said i prolly would have won my class (superhvwt), if not won it, it would have been a good battle between me and the guy who did win it, and the overall.
second side note: my buddy calls me up 4 weeks later. says allmax just signed his good friend out east. the rep told this guy they had signed they had only signed one other guy- the guy who won my class and overall at my show. the rep told my buddies friend they signed the overall winner of the show because 'the big white guy' they wanted to talk to didnt come back after the weigh in.
i look back on all this and wonder often about paths not taken, and what i would have done to my body if i had tried to stay competitive. thank fucking god they stopped that night i was doing cardio.
I doubt it's a true story, there's a hint about you that you're somewhat full of shit, nevertheless an exceptionally written one.
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I doubt it's a true story, there's a hint about you that you're somewhat full of shit, nevertheless an exceptionally written one.
Maybe Galeniko wrote it for him.
I would be careful calling "no one" a liar, he has a very short fuse.
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I walked straight into a street pole once walking to the gym looking at a hot girl across the street, hurt like a mofo.
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Jeff! Spread the word! Mr.3% is DONE as mythomaniac of the year. There's a new ruler! And he'll be hard to beat!
it's a superb story isnt it?
Credit to him for having such a hold over these pathetic ballbags on here that not one person called bullshit on it.
These guys are total invertebrates.
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Lets set the record straight. OTH is honest, and used calipers. Jeffley is an detective apprentice (under master shizzo) and follows all leads.
Both men are right in this argument.
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Lets set the record straight. OTH is honest, and used calipers. Jeffley is an detective apprentice (under master shizzo) and follows all leads.
Both men are right in this argument.
I use a clothes peg that has the percentages written on in magic marker, it say 2% at the moment, jeez Im shredded.
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Forget about Mr.3%, didn't you see there's a new ruler? Forget about that amateur. Bow for The Destroyer of the Pros! I already PM'd my pro friends to tell them they can breath in relief: He is not interested in competing again.
(http://www.funpub.net/poze/mare/rege_1238149354.jpg)
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last show i ever did i did cardio right before bed. typically i'd walk for an hour around my neighbourhood. its 3am and a car pulls up. its all my buddies just coming back from the place we always go to eat after the bar. they got random broads with them. having a blast. im doing fucking cardio. to get up in a room full of other guys to flex and pose. i thought 'this aint right'.
i finished my cardio that night. i was only 2 weeks out by that point. did what i needed to do. showed up the day of the show with all my buddies in the am for the weigh in. weighed in with the rest of my class in the best shape of my life to that point and went home. didnt even get on stage. and never competed again.
first side note: two weeks later i ran into a judge who was at the weigh in. he said what happened to you. told him i didnt feel like getting on stage that day, that my 'job' was done after i weighed in- personally i only competed cause my buddies really encouraged me. i always felt weird about the whole thing.. he said i prolly would have won my class (superhvwt), if not won it, it would have been a good battle between me and the guy who did win it, and the overall.
second side note: my buddy calls me up 4 weeks later. says allmax just signed his good friend out east. the rep told this guy they had signed they had only signed one other guy- the guy who won my class and overall at my show. the rep told my buddies friend they signed the overall winner of the show because 'the big white guy' they wanted to talk to didnt come back after the weigh in.
i look back on all this and wonder often about paths not taken, and what i would have done to my body if i had tried to stay competitive. thank fucking god they stopped that night i was doing cardio.
Did? You never did the show, why the fuck would you not go on stage? Stage fright?
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Good question mate, I dont suppose he has an answer as it never really happened at all.
Guy is full of bullshit, maybe he thinks he's above being a competitive bodybuilder. ::)
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Sitting on the toilet in Mexico, and shooting Sostenon 250 Redi's in to my quads at 12am.
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Sitting in TJ at Los alazanes bathroom with 11 full to the hilt syringes, injected 33 cc's took 20 halotestin and 10 proviron, drove back to LA where I was bouncing later that night in Korea town, I had to walk around the club for 3 hours non stop to fight the huge hotness and fever in my body, like a true champion I pulled through!
^
Booom! The good old days!
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Excitedly reading the ghost-written pro columns of MD and subsequently adding 50+ grams of dextrose to my post-workout shakes since "high glycemic carbs help shuttle the protein into the muscle" (paraphrase) or some such bullshit. I'm ashamed to say that: i) I think it was that snaggletooth Branch's column (oh brother), and ii) my carb-sensitive self became a fat pig by month's end.
Ah, shit, sorry to hear that.
Statement: anyone who likes and can quote from HK-47 is good in my book :)
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As a young and dumb wanna be bodybuilder back in the early 90's finding out some pro bodybuilders get paid money to shit on glass coffee tables gay schmoes lie underneath jerking off! I threw away all my Flex, Musclemags and Ironmans and bout a Powerlifting USA and never looked back. That was my bodybuilding id fucked up moment!!!!
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Did? You never did the show, why the fuck would you not go on stage? Stage fright?
He wont come back to this thread mate.
The guy blanks out any negative comments and simply pretends they have never happened.
He's the purest form of Narcissist.
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As a young and dumb wanna be bodybuilder back in the early 90's finding out some pro bodybuilders get paid money to shit on glass coffee tables gay schmoes lie underneath jerking off! I threw away all my Flex, Musclemags and Ironmans and bout a Powerlifting USA and never looked back. That was my bodybuilding id fucked up moment!!!!
how much money? I mean, I defecate for free all the time. I had no idea this was valuable to some people.
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last show i ever did i did cardio right before bed. typically i'd walk for an hour around my neighbourhood. its 3am and a car pulls up. its all my buddies just coming back from the place we always go to eat after the bar. they got random broads with them. having a blast. im doing fucking cardio. to get up in a room full of other guys to flex and pose. i thought 'this aint right'.
i finished my cardio that night. i was only 2 weeks out by that point. did what i needed to do. showed up the day of the show with all my buddies in the am for the weigh in. weighed in with the rest of my class in the best shape of my life to that point and went home. didnt even get on stage. and never competed again.
first side note: two weeks later i ran into a judge who was at the weigh in. he said what happened to you. told him i didnt feel like getting on stage that day, that my 'job' was done after i weighed in- personally i only competed cause my buddies really encouraged me. i always felt weird about the whole thing.. he said i prolly would have won my class (superhvwt), if not won it, it would have been a good battle between me and the guy who did win it, and the overall.
second side note: my buddy calls me up 4 weeks later. says allmax just signed his good friend out east. the rep told this guy they had signed they had only signed one other guy- the guy who won my class and overall at my show. the rep told my buddies friend they signed the overall winner of the show because 'the big white guy' they wanted to talk to didnt come back after the weigh in.
i look back on all this and wonder often about paths not taken, and what i would have done to my body if i had tried to stay competitive. thank fucking god they stopped that night i was doing cardio.
Bump
lol.
The judge who never saw him with his clothes off thought he would have won the super-heavies and overall.
Hahahahahahaha.......... ...........
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Bein 15 or so and training twice a day, each body part 3x per week and not realising i was severley overtrained. The wake up moment came when i helped my dad at work on a day off school and couldnt carry some logs a short distance as i couldnt fucking breath.
Also my back was so sore and tired about 3 timesi put it out by sneezing.
Realized something has got to give.
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Did? You never did the show, why the fuck would you not go on stage? Stage fright?
bump for no one while he's here?
The fact he will ignore this thread will tell you a whole lot about the guy. ;)
And the fact all you guys let him ignore it says way more about you. ;)
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wow
jeff has managed to turn this into yet another thread where he stalks no one
get big tip of the day
when stalking someone put this smiley at the end of your posts ;)
it means you are only joking even as you sit weeping at your computer
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wow
jeff has managed to turn this into yet another thread where he stalks no one
get big tip of the day
when stalking someone put this smiley at the end of your posts ;)
it means you are only joking even as you sit weeping at your computer
Climb out of his ass, you two faced twat.
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Climb out of his ass, you two faced twat.
jeffrey
simmer down a minute big guy
i gave no one plenty of shit about the book
in that thread as i always do i voiced my opinion not bothered about popular opinion
then guess what i logged off and it was forgotten
i didnt think to myself i hate no one im going to stalk him forever
its called perspective michael something you seem to have lost along the way
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jeffrey
simmer down a minute big guy
i gave no one plenty of shit about the book
in that thread as i always do i voiced my opinion not bothered about popular opinion
then guess what i logged off and it was forgotten
i didnt think to myself i hate no one im going to stalk him forever
its called perspective michael something you seem to have lost along the way
Do you think I hate him?
LOl , I couldn't give a single fuck about him.
it was forgotten.
Yep, just like all his other lies and bullshit will be glossed over and forgotten.
Shame you cant "forget" about me posting your avatar picture from another forum isnt it?
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GAY schmoe trying to get me into a gay orgy.
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Not that fucked up, only my gym farts.
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Do you think I hate him?
LOl , I couldn't give a single fuck about him.
it was forgotten.
Yep, just like all his other lies and bullshit will be glossed over and forgotten.
Shame you cant "forget" about me posting your avatar picture from another forum isnt it?
maybe if you didnt keep bringing it up i would
read what you just posted again
its clear this place has gotten under your skin
some people just cant handle get big
doesnt make you a bad person
there are plenty of other easier going forums you can post on mike
at this point you should probably leave no one likes seeing you like this
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maybe if you didnt keep bringing it up i would
read what you just posted again
its clear this place has gotten under your skin
some people just cant handle get big
doesnt make you a bad person
there are plenty of other easier going forums you can post on mike
at this point you should probably leave no one likes seeing you like this
You see thats just it about "getbig" its not about handling it, its about the sad invertebrates that inhabit it.
At the moment any other forum would be laughing at "no ones" ludicrous story and asking him to explain it, thats not what happens he , what happens here is the little gang round on one individual and take pot shots hoping they will leave their soft arsed buddy alone.
This place isnt what you believe it to be, where you ride around on your stallions mercilessly picking off posters with your rapier wits, its about where the spineless indians surround the lone solider.
And you guys really believe this is a bodybuilding forum.
;D
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Shame you cant "forget" about me posting your avatar picture from another forum isnt it?
If someone had posted a picture of me and my kid (assuming I had a kid) in the context that you did, I'd be "reasonably" upset about it, too.
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Learning that so many use insulin. Steroids is one thing but insulin is just asking for trouble.
I agree with you there. I have done my share of shit, but that is completely scary.
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If someone had posted a picture of me and my kid (assuming I had a kid) in the context that you did, I'd be "reasonably" upset about it, too.
You obviously don't know what happened, it was a picture he posted in his avatar on another site.
HE POSTED THE PICTURE ONLINE, NOT ME.
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You see thats just it about "getbig" its not about handling it, its about the sad invertebrates that inhabit it.
At the moment any other forum would be laughing at "no ones" ludicrous story and asking him to explain it, thats not what happens he , what happens here is the little gang round on one individual and take pot shots hoping they will leave their soft arsed buddy alone.
This place isnt what you believe it to be, where you ride around on your stallions mercilessly picking off posters with your rapier wits, its about where the spineless indians surround the lone solider.
And you guys really believe this is a bodybuilding forum.
;D
the smiley doesnt excuse the meltdown mike
go out for a walk mate its a beautiful day
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the smiley doesnt excuse the meltdown mike
go out for a walk mate its a beautiful day
Im just nipping in and out taking a break from sunbathing, Im doing a homemade pizza at the moment.
See you later.
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This was a great thread until Ukdipshit showed up. How many threads Is this guy gonna ruin ???
Jeff: keep your bullshit to the OTH/Gal/No Ones thread. Please?
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This was a great thread until Ukdipshit showed up. How many threads Is this guy gonna ruin ???
Jeff: keep your bullshit to the OTH/Gal/No Ones thread. Please?
TBH mate I am getting a bit bored now, most of you have "cottoned on" to me now , its just the half-wits who keep responding and its no fun poking lunatics through the bars.
Maybe I will fuck off into the abyss and leave to all just toddle along wanking each other off.
I may even sign up to a proper bodybuilding forum and share my knowledge and experience with people who actually know something about real bodybuilding as opposed to bathroom mirrors.
You never know. ;)
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TBH mate I am getting a bit bored now, most of you have "cottoned on" to me now , its just the half-wits who keep responding and its no fun poking lunatics through the bars.
Maybe I will fuck off into the abyss and leave to all just toddle along wanking each other off.
I may even sign up to a proper bodybuilding forum and share my knowledge and experience with people who actually know something about real bodybuilding as opposed to bathroom mirrors.
You never know. ;)
Thanks bro, see you around. Toodles.
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TBH mate I am getting a bit bored now, most of you have "cottoned on" to me now , its just the half-wits who keep responding and its no fun poking lunatics through the bars.
Maybe I will fuck off into the abyss and leave to all just toddle along wanking each other off.
I may even sign up to a proper bodybuilding forum and share my knowledge and experience with people who actually know something about real bodybuilding as opposed to bathroom mirrors.
You never know. ;)
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TBH mate I am getting a bit bored now, most of you have "cottoned on" to me now , its just the half-wits who keep responding and its no fun poking lunatics through the bars.
Maybe I will fuck off into the abyss and leave to all just toddle along wanking each other off.
I may even sign up to a proper bodybuilding forum and share my knowledge and experience with people who actually know something about real bodybuilding as opposed to bathroom mirrors.
You never know. ;)
Haha you're not "leaving" again are you?
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TBH mate I am getting a bit bored now, most of you have "cottoned on" to me now , its just the half-wits who keep responding and its no fun poking lunatics through the bars.
Maybe I will fuck off into the abyss and leave to all just toddle along wanking each other off.
I may even sign up to a proper bodybuilding forum and share my knowledge and experience with people who actually know something about real bodybuilding as opposed to bathroom mirrors.
You never know. ;)
thanks for your contribution
bye
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Haha you're not "leaving" again are you?
Maybe, or maybe Im trying to get people to post inane goodbyes. ;D
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Maybe you're like a fifteen year old school-bitch in the head
Maybe you just dont know you are being trolled.
Im best ignored.
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Maybe you just dont know you are being trolled.
Im best ignored.
are you saying that your contribution to this board is so shit everyone should ignore you
bearing in mind you keep rattling on about being a real body builder and not a mirror one
its a pretty bleak self assessment
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this morning before going to work i sit down on the sofa to inject 2cc of test
left and before getting into elevator i realized i left the used siringe, needles empty vial of test and sterilizing napkins on the table in the middle of the living room. went back inside to get it and dispose of it in public garbage bin
i thought hey this is pretty fucked up
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Maybe you just dont know you are being trolled.
Im best ignored.
I see, so you're not melting left and right, you're only "trolling".
Even anabolichalo does not buy that ::)
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jef is a quirky fella
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are you saying that your contribution to this board is so shit everyone should ignore you
bearing in mind you keep rattling on about being a real body builder and not a mirror one
its a pretty bleak self assessment
I liken it to a mechanic going on a knitting forum.
Whats the fucking point when no one knows what you are talking about?
The fact is this forum consists of three types of posters
Assholes who shout and scream and bully people into submission.
Assholes who are so spineless they allow themselves to be bullied into submission and yet still seek to nurture the forum bully assholes by blowing smoke up there arses in the hope they can step up to the bully group.
And there are a few trolls who take the piss out of the other two groups.
Thats it, try and work out where you all fit.
The reason I may just leave is that the spineless twats are never going to grow enough balls to challenge the bullies and get rid of them, they seem happy to have assholes who lie and spread bullshit as their masters.
then again, I may just lurk. ;)
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I liken it to a mechanic going on a knitting forum.
Whats the fucking point when no one knows what you are talking about?
The fact is this forum consists of three types of posters
Assholes who shout and scream and bully people into submission.
Assholes who are so spineless they allow themselves to be bullied into submission and yet still seek to nurture the forum bully assholes by blowing smoke up there arses in the hope they can step up to the bully group.
And there are a few trolls who take the piss out of the other two groups.
Thats it, try and work out where you all fit.
The reason I may just leave is that the spineless twats are never going to grow enough balls to challenge the bullies and get rid of them, they seem happy to have assholes who lie and spread bullshit as their masters.
then again, I may just lurk. ;)
how would you asses your own contribution
it is difficult to be truly able to look at yourself and identify where you fit in
you clearly see yourself as a troll taking the piss out of the other three categories
its as clear as day this place has got to you
so you probably are best leaving no one will miss you
you ruin almost every thread you post in
and your anonymity has made you a stalker/ bully
you admit being banned from multiple forums
something is missing in your life that leads you to take your frustrations out on the internet where your cowardice isnt a factor while your remain anonymous
there are other worrying signs like your admission that no one at your gym talks to you and you despise them
i hope you dont have access to fire arms you are on the verge of falling apart
with that said dont let the door hit you on the way out :-*
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so you probably are best leaving no one will miss you
Awww, do you think so?
I thought he would be glad to see the back of me.
i hope you dont have access to fire arms you are on the verge of falling apart
Lol at the drama.
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Awww, do you think so?
I thought he would be glad to see the back of me.Lol at the drama.
i dealt with alot of guys like you when i was in the force
there is something wrong with you im not trolling
you have some classic behaviours of someone who has issues
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i dealt with alot of guys like you when i was in the force
there is something wrong with you im not trolling
you have some classic behaviours of someone who has issues
(http://cdnet.myxer.com/tn/c/596305/big/?t=20080813192613)
What happened, you get kicked out?
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i dealt with alot of guys like you when i was in the force
there is something wrong with you im not trolling
you have some classic behaviours of someone who has issues
wtf youre a cop
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wtf youre a cop
"I was in the force" is the clue.
He's slipped up and given a troll a new angle, Im going to leave it though.
Im not that interested anymore.
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"I was in the force" is the clue.
He's slipped up and given a troll a new angle, Im going to leave it though.
Im not that interested anymore.
unless im trolling you ;)
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unless im trolling you ;)
Maybe, but I had you in the first group. :-*
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Maybe, but I had you in the first group. :-*
haha you wish
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We have all had them, when you have 12 eggs in the blender at 2AM , and you're like...."I'm a dick"
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Bought 2 pounds of egg protein powder. Tasted ok. Then the nasty side-effects started to show. Never in my life have I farted such stinkers as when I ate that stuff. And I farted all the time- drove the girlfriend nuts.
NN
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having a just-filtered 20cc bottle of 150mg/ml tren fall out of my bag and shattered on the sidewalk right in front of the storefront police station that was next door to my supplement store and having two cops walk out as i'm standing there looking at it in disbelief :-\ shitty way to start that morning.
or..
getting off the trolley from Tijuana after smuggling my first 'cycle' of test amp's and realizing I don't know where to buy syringes... and walking around downtown san diego for Rite-Aides that carried syringes. I was 16.
or...
getting busted at the border a week later with a bottle of Clomid (the old pink skittles) and 15 3cc 21ga pins in my back pockets and playing dumb with customs "uh, I found them on the ground... figured they shouldn't go to waste...my pockets were full, that's why I put the clomid in my underware
or.....
getting robbed at gunpoint in a Tijuana restroom by a security guard after he caught me loading a syringe 2 months later. cop "we go to jail". me "ok, lets go. i'm only 17 you can't arrest me.. they're just gonna bring me back to the border. now get that gun out of my face before I beat you with it"... then with my pants around my knees he searches my wallet for my ID (which he couldn't read) and takes $20. and he gave me back my syringe and the unopened amp of Sten (there were two in a box.. fucker tossed the one I was loading)
or........
picking up Klonopin for a friend one Friday night while in Tijuana for some Deca redi-jects and deciding to take a couple (2mg ea), after a margarita (I never drank), I didn't feel anything so I took a couple more (total of 8mg), next thing I know i'm sitting in a strip club with a stripper waving her hands in my face asking if i'm ok.. with a full bottle of warm Dos Equis on the table... then walking back to the border at 1am from Revolution and having no recollection of how I drove home or parralle parked my car at the end of the cul-de-sac the next morning..... then relaying the story to the guy I smuggled them for and him shitting a brick when I said I took 4-6 tabs plus a couple margaritas and a couple shots (I only had hundreds and the bar didn't want to break one for one drink. lol.. so I had a few and left a nice tip)..... what a mess.
or.......
doing a shot in my delt at the counter of the pharmacy and pulling out the needle right in front of an elderly couple buying Viagra and cholesterol meds, and having blood shoot out like a garden hose and me realizing i'd put an 18ga in my delt... and the horrified look on their faces when I laughed.
forgot one..
dropped off some orders at the pharm in TJ and had some time to kill while they were boxed up, so I figure i'd head over and hang out at a strip club (it was 11am on a sunday... sounded better than eating shrimp lobster and watching tourists in the hot sun), so I head out completely forgetting I put a bag of 90 proviron's in my pocket.
so I head down to the club where an ex-gf dances and I hang out for a while drinking cokes and puff on a big fat Davidoff Churchill... then a girl with thick thighs and big tits catches my eye.. so she comes over and sits on my lap and asks if I want a dance.. I say no (I've never paid for a dance... let alone given a stripper even a dollar... unless I dated them). she doesn't seem too concerned and hangs out with me for an hour ordering me free cokes and telling me how pretty my blue eyes are and squeezing my shoulders... after a while my legs were getting tired from this bitch sitting on my lap for an hour and I say I gotta go, so she gets up and I go piss and leave a $10 on the table for the drinks.
as i'm walking out she kisses me on the cheek and says 'bye'... which I thought was 'odd'.. maybe she recognized me with Alba (an ex gf who danced there)... maybe she was trying to make Alba jealous or something... whatever... so as soon as I walk out on the street I have 3 "cops" with pistols in my face and push me up against the wall and go into my pockets and pull out the bag, they look at it for 2 seconds and put it back in my pocket and turn me around and zip-tie my hands in front of me and lead me to a white truck with a topper on back with a couple doors on it (a 'paddy-wagon' truck). I ask them 'what the fuck do you cocksucking guys think youre doing?' and start to cause a scene to get other tourists attention. They say "we go to jail", I figure 'fine.. lets go. the naval base MP's will come through the jail tonight or tomorrow morning and get me out anyways along with the 18yr old military guys who got arrested that weekend.... so I hop in the back of the truck.. they still hadn't really "searched" me, didn't even take my wallet. So we drive for 2 mins and stop... the door pops up and I figure we're at the jail already.... nope.... we're at the ATM... so now they want me to get some cash... it's in peso's I hoped, because I didn't want to withdraw $4000 for these scumbags or whatever it was.. I had to withdraw cash twice, since I guess the first one wasn't enough.. I go to hand this weasel-faced inbred Mexican cop the money and he doesn't want it... instead they put me back in the truck...by this time I dunno what the fuck is going on... maybe we gotta go to another ATM.... well 2 mins later we stop again and they open the door and I get out and we're in some fucken alley... well this must be the jail now... nope... we're at the currency exchanger. lol... so I gotta give them the pesos and get American dollars... and give them the dollars... they just wanted the big bills.. no ones or change. lol.. I think the whole thing came out to like $45... they cut the zip-ties and go in their truck and left me standing there in the alley. I had to get a Taxi Libre back to the pharmacy where my biz partner thought the whole thing was the funniest thing he'd heard all week. dollars to doughnuts the 'cop' had no idea what the Proviron pills were, and probably didn't care.... and i'm pretty sure that stripper bitch set me up... must've felt the bag of pills in my pocket. stupid part was I wasn't even bringing them back myself, i'd just put'em in my pocket by accident. lol
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having a just-filtered 20cc bottle of 150mg/ml tren fall out of my bag and shattered on the sidewalk right in front of the storefront police station that was next door to my supplement store and having two cops walk out as i'm standing there looking at it in disbelief :-\ shitty way to start that morning.
or..
getting off the trolley from Tijuana after smuggling my first 'cycle' of test amp's and realizing I don't know where to buy syringes... and walking around downtown san diego for Rite-Aides that carried syringes. I was 16.
or...
getting busted at the border a week later with a bottle of Clomid (the old pink skittles) and 15 3cc 21ga pins in my back pockets and playing dumb with customs "uh, I found them on the ground... figured they shouldn't go to waste...my pockets were full, that's why I put the clomid in my underware
or.....
getting robbed at gunpoint in a Tijuana restroom by a security guard after he caught me loading a syringe 2 months later. cop "we go to jail". me "ok, lets go. i'm only 17 you can't arrest me.. they're just gonna bring me back to the border. now get that gun out of my face before I beat you with it"... then with my pants around my knees he searches my wallet for my ID (which he couldn't read) and takes $20. and he gave me back my syringe and the unopened amp of Sten (there were two in a box.. fucker tossed the one I was loading)
or........
picking up Klonopin for a friend one Friday night while in Tijuana for some Deca redi-jects and deciding to take a couple (2mg ea), after a margarita (I never drank), I didn't feel anything so I took a couple more (total of 8mg), next thing I know i'm sitting in a strip club with a stripper waving her hands in my face asking if i'm ok.. with a full bottle of warm Dos Equis on the table... then walking back to the border at 1am from Revolution and having no recollection of how I drove home or parralle parked my car at the end of the cul-de-sac the next morning..... then relaying the story to the guy I smuggled them for and him shitting a brick when I said I took 4-6 tabs plus a couple margaritas and a couple shots (I only had hundreds and the bar didn't want to break one for one drink. lol.. so I had a few and left a nice tip)..... what a mess.
or.......
doing a shot in my delt at the counter of the pharmacy and pulling out the needle right in front of an elderly couple buying Viagra and cholesterol meds, and having blood shoot out like a garden hose and me realizing i'd put an 18ga in my delt... and the horrified look on their faces when I laughed.
Those are some killer stories. I remember just barely missing and having blood just explode all over the bathroom a few times, but that pales in comparison to those stories.
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forgot one..
dropped off some orders at the pharm in TJ and had some time to kill while they were boxed up, so I figure i'd head over and hang out at a strip club (it was 11am on a sunday... sounded better than eating shrimp lobster and watching tourists in the hot sun), so I head out completely forgetting I put a bag of 90 proviron's in my pocket.
so I head down to the club where an ex-gf dances and I hang out for a while drinking cokes and puff on a big fat Davidoff Churchill... then a girl with thick thighs and big tits catches my eye.. so she comes over and sits on my lap and asks if I want a dance.. I say no (I've never paid for a dance... let alone given a stripper even a dollar... unless I dated them). she doesn't seem too concerned and hangs out with me for an hour ordering me free cokes and telling me how pretty my blue eyes are and squeezing my shoulders... after a while my legs were getting tired from this bitch sitting on my lap for an hour and I say I gotta go, so she gets up and I go piss and leave a $10 on the table for the drinks.
as i'm walking out she kisses me on the cheek and says 'bye'... which I thought was 'odd'.. maybe she recognized me with Alba (an ex gf who danced there)... maybe she was trying to make Alba jealous or something... whatever... so as soon as I walk out on the street I have 3 "cops" with pistols in my face and push me up against the wall and go into my pockets and pull out the bag, they look at it for 2 seconds and put it back in my pocket and turn me around and zip-tie my hands in front of me and lead me to a white truck with a topper on back with a couple doors on it (a 'paddy-wagon' truck). I ask them 'what the fuck do you cocksucking guys think youre doing?' and start to cause a scene to get other tourists attention. They say "we go to jail", I figure 'fine.. lets go. the naval base MP's will come through the jail tonight or tomorrow morning and get me out anyways along with the 18yr old military guys who got arrested that weekend.... so I hop in the back of the truck.. they still hadn't really "searched" me, didn't even take my wallet. So we drive for 2 mins and stop... the door pops up and I figure we're at the jail already.... nope.... we're at the ATM... so now they want me to get some cash... it's in peso's I hoped, because I didn't want to withdraw $4000 for these scumbags or whatever it was.. I had to withdraw cash twice, since I guess the first one wasn't enough.. I go to hand this weasel-faced inbred Mexican cop the money and he doesn't want it... instead they put me back in the truck...by this time I dunno what the fuck is going on... maybe we gotta go to another ATM.... well 2 mins later we stop again and they open the door and I get out and we're in some fucken alley... well this must be the jail now... nope... we're at the currency exchanger. lol... so I gotta give them the pesos and get American dollars... and give them the dollars... they just wanted the big bills.. no ones or change. lol.. I think the whole thing came out to like $45... they cut the zip-ties and go in their truck and left me standing there in the alley. I had to get a Taxi Libre back to the pharmacy where my biz partner thought the whole thing was the funniest thing he'd heard all week. dollars to doughnuts the 'cop' had no idea what the Proviron pills were, and probably didn't care.... and i'm pretty sure that stripper bitch set me up... must've felt the bag of pills in my pocket. stupid part was I wasn't even bringing them back myself, i'd just put'em in my pocket by accident. lol
Classic. I really don't think most people how enjoyable it is to have guns pulled on them.
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or being a a buddy's apt when he has two hockey duffle-bags each packed FULL of serostim boxes that he was holding for a buddy of his.... I remember thinking, I.... Err... 'we' should take this stuff... there's at least $60k worth of gh in here. lol. The bags were to head up to Art Atwood in a couple days. Up till then I'd never seen that much gh at once... it was like seeing your first kg.
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Standing in a bath tub naked with a buddy of mine rubbing pro-tan on each other the night before a show.
;D
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Wonder how many times Paco has gone through the paint on tan? Has he retired now or will he enter any more contests?
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It's passive-aggressive behaviour.
If I had to take a guess I'd say Jeff is divorced maybe multiple times.
or a closeted homosexual. or both actually. one leading to the other, his repression and inability to deal with his orientation and denial over it causing him to act out angrily.
makes sense to me.
oh and ukdildo- I thought you were mr competitive bodybuilding? is this not correct?
you seem to take exception to my wonderfully composed soliloquy to why I quit competing. your major crux being 'hahaha what a fucking liar how does the judge see you with your clothes on and tell you that. here your a liar' etc etc
I thought an expert such as yourself would know that weigh ins are done in the am a few hours before the show. judges are at the weigh in. do you step on the scale in your jeans and running shoes ukdildo? lol holy FUCK you're DUMB.
I looked great that day. I look great today. I'll look fucking fantastic tomorrow. thank you for caring. :)
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I thought an expert such as yourself would know that weigh ins are done in the am a few hours before the show. judges are at the weigh in. do you step on the scale in your jeans and running shoes ukdildo? lol holy FUCK you're DUMB.
Not that dumb that I remember that the only guys who stripped down were the ones trying get under a weight limit.
You claimed super-heavy, why would you need to strip off?
Sweatshirt and track suit bottoms would have been fine.
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Not that dumb that I remember that the only guys who stripped down were the ones trying get under a weight limit.
You claimed super-heavy, why would you need to strip off?
Sweatshirt and track suit bottoms would have been fine.
cause the cut off is 225 lbs YOU FUCKING DUMMY!!! hahaha priceless!
hahaha omg ya tell you what let me wear 10 lbs of clothes so I can compete in a different class. what if someone only weighed 223 but he heavyweight class was stacked. oh let me just wear my jeans then and a fucking sweatshirt he says so I can move up a class. hahahaha omg your an idiot hahaha
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holy fuck mr pro bber himself bringing the stupid like nobody can!
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holy fuck mr pro bber himself bringing the stupid like nobody can!
at this stage i think if you look outside
jeff will be rooting through your garbage for material to troll you with
but its ok he isnt insane he puts a wink smiley at the end of his posts
i bet he has been in trouble for harrassing girls in the past
and works in a job where he is constantly mocked for his stupidity
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My worst bodybuilding moment was one time, when I was in Gold's gym venice, and I was training chest with Jay Cutler. Suddenly, the Mayor of bodybuilding walks in and wants to pay me and Jay 200 dollars to carry him in his legs and arms (like a bag of potatoes) across the Gold's gym parking lot.
Jay looked up at the Mayor with a very confused look on his face. I'm not sure Jay fully understood what was going on. He had MADMAX translate into layman terms what the Mayor was saying. While Jay was pondering the offer deeply,
I shook the Mayor's hand and declined his offer. Then, I went outside and went on a hedonistic tour of California for four days with Vissy and Goodrum. Needless to say, that trip added to this week being my most fucked up bodybuilding memory.
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cause the cut off is 225 lbs YOU FUCKING DUMMY!!! hahaha priceless!
hahaha omg ya tell you what let me wear 10 lbs of clothes so I can compete in a different class. what if someone only weighed 223 but he heavyweight class was stacked. oh let me just wear my jeans then and a fucking sweatshirt he says so I can move up a class. hahahaha omg your an idiot hahaha
If you stepped on the scales in sweatshirt and jeans and weighed in 226 they would tell you to take them off.
Do you think stewards and judges are idiots?
You were only competing in a 2 bit show, it wasn't the Arnold Classic Amateur.
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at this stage i think if you look outside
jeff will be rooting through your garbage for material to troll you with
but its ok he isnt insane he puts a wink smiley at the end of his posts
i bet he has been in trouble for harrassing girls in the past
and works in a job where he is constantly mocked for his stupidity
well we already know he has no friends and his 'relationship' must be a little lacking as well.
he's a fucking weirdo. he won't be here much longer. he gets kicked off every forum he posts on after a whole for his obsessive and creepy behaviour. the same will happen here.
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well we already know he has no friends and his 'relationship' must be a little lacking as well.
he's a fucking weirdo. he won't be here much longer. he gets kicked off every forum he posts on after a whole for his obsessive and creepy behaviour. the same will happen here.
yeah its a shame people like him arent looked after anymore
40 years ago he would have been in an asylum of some sort
it isnt his fault
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well we already know he has no friends and his 'relationship' must be a little lacking as well.
he's a fucking weirdo. he won't be here much longer. he gets kicked off every forum he posts on after a whole for his obsessive and creepy behaviour. the same will happen here.
CSWOL doesn't like ukjeff, so that actually speaks volumes.
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CSWOL doesn't like ukjeff, so that actually speaks volumes.
awww..he seemed happy enough in the video he made about me.
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If you stepped on the scales in sweatshirt and jeans and weighed in 226 they would tell you to take them off.
Do you think stewards and judges are idiots?
You were only competing in a 2 bit show, it wasn't the Arnold Classic Amateur.
hahaha weigh in in your jeans and workboots it's ok! why even have weight classes! haha your such a fucking idiot it's almost difficult to comprehend.
keep posting. it's enjoyable making a fool of you. your just oblivious to your own stupidity perhaps. but fortunately the whole board sees it.
keep up the good work corky! :D
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hahaha weigh in in your jeans and workboots it's ok! why even have weight classes! haha your such a fucking idiot it's almost difficult to comprehend.
keep posting. it's enjoyable making a fool of you. your just oblivious to your own stupidity perhaps. but fortunately the whole board sees it.
keep up the good work corky! :D
Why did you only enter shows because your friends wanted you to?
I cant imagine any other bodybuilder who would put themselves through all that to please their mates.
Maybe some competitors would care to comment.
Oh and why didnt you get on stage?
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hahaha weigh in in your jeans and workboots it's ok! why even have weight classes! haha your such a fucking idiot it's almost difficult to comprehend.
keep posting. it's enjoyable making a fool of you. your just oblivious to your own stupidity perhaps. but fortunately the whole board sees it.
keep up the good work corky! :D
People only stripped off at weigh in back in my day if they were close to weight limits.
I had to strip down to my underpants in the foyer of a venue to make light heavy.
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People only stripped off at weigh in back in my day if they were close to weight limits.
I had to strip down to my underpants in the foyer of a venue to make light heavy.
At least thats what i told the judge
fixed
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hahahaha what a fucking BOZO this guy is! :D
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fixed
Superb, absolutely superb
Got to give credit where its due that was good. ;D
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hahahaha what a fucking BOZO this guy is!
psst, you missed this. ;)
Why did you only enter shows because your friends wanted you to?
I cant imagine any other bodybuilder who would put themselves through all that to please their mates.
Maybe some competitors would care to comment.
Oh and why didnt you get on stage?
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sorry BOZO. you don't make the rules around here. I do. read the post I made. it's all there.
fuck you are DUMB. why lot just weigh in in jeans and a sweatshirt he says! hahahaha fantastic! :D
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sorry BOZO. you don't make the rules around here. I do. read the post I made. it's all there.
fuck you are DUMB. why lot just weigh in in jeans and a sweatshirt he says! hahahaha fantastic! :D
Actually that was what you said, not me, go back and read the thread.
The post you made (your bullshit story) doesn't make sense and is a flight of fancy, it's not just me that thinks so either. ;)
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thanks for playing, stupid. lol
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