what's your best "this is fucked up" BBing moment ?

[Seven Copper Coins]

We have all had them, when you have 12 eggs in the blender at 2AM , and you're like...."I'm a dick"

Mine is me and my training partner are in my house, we just got shit and we're both shooting up. I'm in a chair by the island, he's at the kitchen table, and we both have our little "kit bags" with the goodies, and we are sitting there with our pants around our ankles,  syringes hanging out of our quads.....and we're having a conversation about cars...like it's totally normal behavior.. And he says "imagine if our GFs walked in right now ?"  And we both were like, we are fucked up, hahahahaaa.

I encourage other getbiggers to share their stories.

[240 is Back]

accidentally bumping into another car at 1 mph, waiting to get onto the interstate to head to college in 1997, because I am fumbling with 5 of those little "HMB" capsules that I have to take within my anabolic window. 



feel like deca, my ass.   True story.

[hardgainerj]

dillet almost dieing on stage

[njflex]

accidentally bumping into another car at 1 mph, waiting to get onto the interstate to head to college in 1997, because I am fumbling with 5 of those little "HMB" capsules that I have to take within my anabolic window. 



feel like deca, my ass.   True story.

lol...

[Seven Copper Coins]

accidentally bumping into another car at 1 mph, waiting to get onto the interstate to head to college in 1997, because I am fumbling with 5 of those little "HMB" capsules that I have to take within my anabolic window. 



feel like deca, my ass.   True story.

Ha ha....that's good.

[Mr Nobody]

In my hometown walking down main street looking across the street at a hot girl ran striaight into a street pole put a damn knot on my forehead I'm sure some one saw it but I played it off and kept walking.

[flinstones1]

accidentally bumping into another car at 1 mph, waiting to get onto the interstate to head to college in 1997, because I am fumbling with 5 of those little "HMB" capsules that I have to take within my anabolic window. 



feel like deca, my ass.   True story.

lol!

[calfzilla]

Learning that so many use insulin. Steroids is one thing but insulin is just asking for trouble.

[The Idol]

We have all had them, when you have 12 eggs in the blender at 2AM , and you're like...."I'm a dick"

Mine is me and my training partner are in my house, we just got shit and we're both shooting up. I'm in a chair by the island, he's at the kitchen table, and we both have our little "kit bags" with the goodies, and we are sitting there with our pants around our ankles,  syringes hanging out of our quads.....and we're having a conversation about cars...like it's totally normal behavior.. And he says "imagine if our GFs walked in right now ?"  And we both were like, we are fucked up, hahahahaaa.

I encourage other getbiggers to share their stories.

Didn't this jagoff say he never did steroids until recently?

[Rhino]

plunging toilets. :/

[Teutonic Knight]

Dumping 5kg bag of protein powder last week 
(should I name brand  )

[Big Chiro Flex]

16 years old....between taking swigs from my gallon jug-o-water (i had my mom buy for me), im doing a biceps/triceps super set workout I tore out of a FLEX magazine and brought with me to the gym(oh brother)....there I was, doing my hardcore set of hammer curls (20lb dumbells bitches), dropping the weights from waist height and SPRINTING to the Tricep cable machine in order to maximize the pump.

I was a product of effective bodybuilding  magazine marketing. 

But still, those first few years bodybuilding were so fun and exciting. 

[BIG ACH]

Standing in a bath tub naked with a buddy of mine rubbing pro-tan on each other the night before a show. 

 

[Big Chiro Flex]

Standing in a bath tub naked with a buddy of mine rubbing pro-tan on each other the night before a show. 

 

I've been there as well. Great times of bonding  for brothers in iron.

[Mr Nobody]

Standing in a bath tub naked with a buddy of mine rubbing pro-tan on each other the night before a show. 

 

This sounds Gay.

[BIG ACH]

I've been there as well. Great times of bonding  for brothers in iron.

The best part was this warning:

"I'm gonna do your ass now, ok?"

"oh yeah yeah man, sure go for it!"

[Big Chiro Flex]

This sounds Gay.

Only if you want it to be.

[flinstones1]

way too many to count...

the time i managed to get a scrypt of test imported for me while i was in a mental hospital.

the time i was going hypo and pulled into mcdodnalds all to realize i was out of money and ran into a nice italian restaurant across the street, and grabbed all the "peppermints" they kept at the front desk and ran back outside

the time i had tren cough and ran out the bathroom  in front of my mom and she tells me all that it was my body telling me something from all those "protein shakes"  

hmm the time a girl told me the real way to prnounced equipoise. I always prnounced it  like "ecoli instead of equidor

[BIG ACH]

way too many to count...

the time i managed to get a scrypt of test imported for me while i was in a mental hospital.

the time i was going hypo and pulled into mcdodnalds all to realize i was out of money and ran into a nice italian restaurant across the street, and grabbed all the "peppermints" they kept at the front desk and ran back outside

the time i had tren cough and ran out the bathroom  in front of my mom and she tells me all that it was my body telling me something from all those "protein shakes"  

hmm the time a girl told me the real way to prnounced equipoise. I always prnounced it  like "ecoli instead of equidor

So...ummmmm.... will we discuss this? 

[Seven Copper Coins]

way too many to count...

the time i managed to get a scrypt of test imported for me while i was in a mental hospital.

the time i was going hypo and pulled into mcdodnalds all to realize i was out of money and ran into a nice italian restaurant across the street, and grabbed all the "peppermints" they kept at the front desk and ran back outside

the time i had tren cough and ran out the bathroom  in front of my mom and she tells me all that it was my body telling me something from all those "protein shakes"  

hmm the time a girl told me the real way to prnounced equipoise. I always prnounced it  like "ecoli instead of equidor

Ee-kwi-pose......ha ha ha. I would have laughed my balls off at that.

[RustyTrenbolona]

standing back stage hearing the hoots and hollers armed with nothing but waterpistol and a small towlette. the curtain goes up and...all men.

[ukjeff]

Putting a coat of tan on the day before a show and having to go around to my 60 year old next door neighbour and get her to come around to my house and "do my back" for me.

She was a great sport.

[ESFitness]

having a just-filtered 20cc bottle of 150mg/ml tren fall out of my bag and shattered on the sidewalk right in front of the storefront police station that was next door to my supplement store and having two cops walk out as i'm standing there looking at it in disbelief   shitty way to start that morning.

or..

getting off the trolley from Tijuana after smuggling my first 'cycle' of test amp's and realizing I don't know where to buy syringes... and walking around downtown san diego for Rite-Aides that carried syringes. I was 16.

or...

getting busted at the border a week later with a bottle of Clomid (the old pink skittles) and 15 3cc 21ga pins in my back pockets and playing dumb with customs "uh, I found them on the ground... figured they shouldn't go to waste...my pockets were full, that's why I put the clomid in my underware

or.....

getting robbed at gunpoint in a Tijuana restroom by a security guard after he caught me loading a syringe 2 months later. cop "we go to jail". me "ok, lets go. i'm only 17 you can't  arrest me.. they're just gonna bring me back to the border. now get that gun out of my face before I beat you with it"... then with my pants around my knees he searches my wallet for my ID (which he couldn't read) and takes $20. and he gave me back my syringe and the unopened amp of Sten (there were two in a box.. fucker tossed the one I was loading)

or........
picking up Klonopin for a friend one Friday night while in Tijuana for some Deca redi-jects and deciding to take a couple (2mg ea), after a margarita (I never drank), I didn't feel anything so I took a couple more (total of 8mg), next thing I know i'm sitting in a strip club with a stripper waving her hands in my face asking if i'm ok.. with a full bottle of warm Dos Equis on the table... then walking back to the border at 1am from Revolution and having no recollection of how I drove home or parralle parked my car at the end of the cul-de-sac the next morning..... then relaying the story to the guy I smuggled them for and him shitting a brick when I said I took 4-6 tabs plus a couple margaritas and a couple shots (I only had hundreds and the bar didn't want to break one for one drink. lol.. so I had a few and left a nice tip)..... what a mess.

or.......

doing a shot in my delt at the counter of the pharmacy and pulling out the needle right in front of an elderly couple buying Viagra and cholesterol meds, and having blood shoot out like a garden hose and me realizing i'd put an 18ga in my delt... and the horrified look on their faces when I laughed.

[Seven Copper Coins]

You win dude...LOL

[MP]

Having my mom shave my back and asking her not to tell my father about it.