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Title: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: IronGangsta on October 16, 2013, 10:45:14 AM
How to tell if a girl is lesbian without asking her ? Serious question.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: cannon_fodder on October 16, 2013, 10:46:09 AM
Smell her fingers, or her breath
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 16, 2013, 10:47:47 AM
Did she play volleyball, basketball or field hockey in high school?
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: kh300 on October 16, 2013, 10:48:28 AM
Easy. I ask her out and if she says no shes gotta be a lesbian because there's no other logical reason.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: IronGangsta on October 16, 2013, 10:48:47 AM
Smell her fingers, or her breath

so her finger should smell like what? pussy juicE?
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: IronGangsta on October 16, 2013, 10:49:23 AM
Easy. I ask her out and if she says no shes gotta be a lesbian because there's no other logical reason.

I can't ask because I may insult her.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: B_B_C on October 16, 2013, 10:51:13 AM
I can't ask because I may insult her.

do you mean that asking her out would insult her ?
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: IronGangsta on October 16, 2013, 10:53:19 AM
do you mean that asking her out would insult her ?

asking if she is a lesbian...we kinda work together
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: Tito24 on October 16, 2013, 11:01:20 AM
lesbians are usually ugly.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: HockeyFightFan on October 16, 2013, 11:08:47 AM
asking if she is a lesbian...we kinda work together

Mention Getbig's total understanding of "diverse" lifestyles and other cultures and then have her come here and post.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: Hulkotron on October 16, 2013, 11:09:29 AM
Mention Getbig's total understanding of "diverse" lifestyles and other cultures and then have her come here and post.

Yes we excel at this.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: HockeyFightFan on October 16, 2013, 11:13:16 AM
Yes we excel at this.

We are a paragon of understanding and acceptance.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: B_B_C on October 16, 2013, 11:14:18 AM
asking if she is a lesbian...we kinda work together

if she turns out to be woman who wears sensible shoes will you like her any the less?
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: Hulkotron on October 16, 2013, 11:14:53 AM
You could PIITB and see if she objects.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: The Onion on October 16, 2013, 11:17:55 AM
Lesbians are aggressive and wear mullets. :P
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: HockeyFightFan on October 16, 2013, 11:18:19 AM
Ask her:

"Hypothetically, if you were buying a "winter coat", would you buy the shaved beaver or long-haired mink?'

Then give her a few winks. If she responds something like - fur is for killers - then she's a brokeass, dumb, liberal and you should be able to piss in her mouth for Coachella tickets.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: Tapeworm on October 16, 2013, 11:23:14 AM
There's no such thing as a lesbian.  They're just women who haven't been fucked right.

It's true.  Ask one.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: HockeyFightFan on October 16, 2013, 11:25:35 AM
Lesbians are aggressive and wear mullets. :P

I always enjoy those older Alex Gauthier pics.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: viking1 on October 16, 2013, 11:55:49 AM
Not sure how to tell....  I will have to Mullet It Over
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: the trainer on October 16, 2013, 12:11:37 PM
How to tell if a girl is lesbian without asking her ? Serious question.

Very simple tell her you have a friend who is a lesbian and she saw her and she likes her and wait for her reply.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: IronGangsta on October 16, 2013, 01:47:28 PM
so far all i know is that she has short fingernails, dresses a little manly but not that much that you think she is a lesbian
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: B_B_C on October 16, 2013, 02:38:02 PM
so far all i know is that she has short fingernails, dresses a little manly but not that much that you think she is a lesbian

whats the problem with just asking her for a date?
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on October 16, 2013, 03:00:17 PM
Does she wear sensible footwear?
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: King Shizzo on October 16, 2013, 03:01:53 PM
They usually look tom boyish.  Very few lipstick lesbians.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 16, 2013, 03:30:43 PM
Most women are bisexual these days.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: Voice of Doom on October 16, 2013, 03:53:05 PM
a classic Getbig thread,   ;D
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: calfzilla on October 16, 2013, 05:47:46 PM
Typically she will wear more comfortable clothes and shoes over stylish ones. And she will fuck women and dislike the kawk.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 16, 2013, 05:50:21 PM
Most women are bisexual these days.

No wonder why they're so confused all the time..
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on October 16, 2013, 05:58:55 PM
How to tell if a girl is lesbian without asking her ? Serious question.
Does she have a crew cut,or short hair,tattoos, never wear, a dress or skirt,no makeup! Some obvious signs right there!
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: Danimal77 on October 16, 2013, 06:34:44 PM
Smell her fingers, or her breath

Dude, her fingers can smell because she plays with herself, as all girls do. I used to date a girl who used to be late for work because she needed to get in her morning fingering session (when I wasn't there).
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: MikMaq on October 16, 2013, 06:42:47 PM
Ask her if someone that you both know  for a fact is straight, if they might be gay(as if you forgot) . When she tells you the obvious shrug it off with "ah I don't really pay attention to that kind of stuff".
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 16, 2013, 06:59:39 PM
Make a typical Getbig joke. She must be a lesb when she LOLs.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 16, 2013, 07:58:45 PM
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Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: calfzilla on October 16, 2013, 08:15:56 PM
Tell her your nam is Ron Avidan, if she doesn't immediately drop her wet panties she's a lesbian.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: IronGangsta on October 16, 2013, 08:44:02 PM
Most women are bisexual these days.


I think so too.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: IronGangsta on October 16, 2013, 08:45:39 PM
Typically she will wear more comfortable clothes and shoes over stylish ones. And she will fuck women and dislike the kawk.

Definetely wearing more comfortable shoes but she dresses more like a teenager rather than a complete tomboy.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: el numero uno on October 16, 2013, 08:49:42 PM
Show her a photo of tbombz's hairy ass, if she was not a lesbian then she is now.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: flinstones1 on October 16, 2013, 10:09:45 PM
Did she play volleyball, basketball or field hockey in high school?

no. ::)

...softball
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: Purple Aki on October 16, 2013, 11:44:41 PM
Most women are bisexual these days.

I think that's known as "barsexual" or attention seeking.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: Costanza on October 17, 2013, 12:10:11 AM
I think that's known as "barsexual" or attention seeking.

^
This

I work with a hot girl who's legitimately bi, love heading out with her and seeing who can pick up the best looking chick. She says it's the hip, 'in thing' today for girls to hang off each other in a faux-lesbian manor. I've been with her on the dancefloor when she moves in on a couple of potential candidates putting on a show for the crowd and will grind up on them, hand up skirt etc. 95% can't run away quick enough, they're petrified. That's my cue to move in and console them...
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: SquatsRule on October 17, 2013, 05:12:16 AM
Lesbian checklist:
Mullet haircut?
Sleeveless flannel shirt?
Chain Wallet?
Arm band tattoo?
Furry arm pits?
Love of Cher and Melissa Etheridge?
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: IronGangsta on October 17, 2013, 11:42:40 AM
fuck,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i cant figure it out,,,
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 17, 2013, 01:24:52 PM
fuck,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i cant figure it out,,,

If you spend any amount of time around her you will know.   
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: akers1021 on October 17, 2013, 01:37:59 PM
Ask one simple question like..


Does she like womans basketball?

Does she have a degree from a Liberal Arts College?

 ;D

Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: IronGangsta on October 18, 2013, 10:03:47 PM
If you spend any amount of time around her you will know.   

It's not that ez....we ain't exactly friends.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: IronGangsta on October 19, 2013, 08:38:35 AM
yeah...and i risk getting fired which may be ok but in all cases

does not feel like getting f ucked up by lesbians.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on October 19, 2013, 08:44:59 AM
Ask one simple question like..


Does she like womans basketball?

Does she have a degree from a Liberal Arts College?

 ;D



lol does she describe her self as a ' feminist ' or does she use the word ' empower '
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: oldtimer1 on October 19, 2013, 09:34:19 AM
Bring her to Holland to she if she sticks her finger in the dyke.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: Red Hook on October 19, 2013, 10:02:11 AM
Easy. I ask her out and if she says no shes gotta be a lesbian because there's no other logical reason.


^^^^^ mother fucking this!!
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: B_B_C on October 19, 2013, 11:51:53 AM
fuck,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i cant figure it out,,,


why do you not just ask her for a date and deal with the consequences?
faint heart never won fair lady
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: IronGangsta on October 19, 2013, 11:58:53 AM

why do you not just ask her for a date and deal with the consequences?
faint heart never won fair lady

i don't exactly like her,,,,,she looks cool but is actually a very mean person.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: Parker on October 19, 2013, 12:06:23 PM
^
This

I work with a hot girl who's legitimately bi, love heading out with her and seeing who can pick up the best looking chick. She says it's the hip, 'in thing' today for girls to hang off each other in a faux-lesbian manor. I've been with her on the dancefloor when she moves in on a couple of potential candidates putting on a show for the crowd and will grind up on them, hand up skirt etc. 95% can't run away quick enough, they're petrified. That's my cue to move in and console them...
So basically she is unwittingly helping you...
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: B_B_C on October 19, 2013, 01:01:34 PM
i don't exactly like her,,,,,she looks cool but is actually a very mean person.

do you want to find out if she is a micky dodger so you can use it against her?

 
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: Tito24 on October 19, 2013, 01:09:16 PM
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Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: Costanza on October 19, 2013, 02:33:13 PM
So basically she is unwittingly helping you...

It's the perfect scenario, works a treat.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: IronGangsta on October 20, 2013, 07:33:55 AM
do you want to find out if she is a micky dodger so you can use it against her?

 

not really she has not done anything that bad to me....but i just want to know....I think there is a secret romance between her and another female where I work....haahha
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: B_B_C on October 20, 2013, 07:35:23 AM
not really she has not done anything that bad to me....but i just want to know....I think there is a secret romance between her and another female where I work....haahha

does that not make you look like some creepy jerk?
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: IronGangsta on October 20, 2013, 07:37:09 AM
does that not make you look like some creepy jerk?

not reallt because the other girl used to me be my fiancee.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: B_B_C on October 20, 2013, 07:39:39 AM
not reallt because the other girl used to me be my fiancee.

and why cant you ex fiance?
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: IronGangsta on October 20, 2013, 07:42:45 AM
and why cant you ex fiance?

she was not acutally my fiancee  she said no.////

but she is not a lesbian...she may be bi though...
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: B_B_C on October 20, 2013, 07:49:05 AM
she was not acutally my fiancee  she said no.////

but she is not a lesbian...she may be bi though...

ok so you right it doesnt make you look like a creep but perhaps its makes you sound like a creep?
if you realy just wanted to know you could just ask directly
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: IronGangsta on October 20, 2013, 11:10:15 PM
ok so you right it doesnt make you look like a creep but perhaps its makes you sound like a creep?
if you realy just wanted to know you could just ask directly

i guess i could i just did not care enoughand thought i could sae myself the embarassement
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: Parker on October 20, 2013, 11:23:39 PM
i guess i could i just did not care enoughand thought i could sae myself the embarassement
Start talking about sex toys, if she starts talking about strap ons, then that is a clue.
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: RUDE BUOY on October 20, 2013, 11:28:47 PM
she likes the punan that is all
Title: Re: How to tell if a girl is lesbian?
Post by: NordicNerd on October 21, 2013, 04:07:18 AM
How to tell if a girl is lesbian without asking her ? Serious question.

Very difficult to identify some lesbians, as probably a substantial subgroup of those who call themselves lesbian are in fact escaping from male sexuality after being traumatized, are asexual or identity confused- or a mix of all these.

Some women are uninterested in the physical side of relationships, and the easiest way to find out is to get her drunk, hire a young Brad Pitt to flirt with her and watch for the reaction. Being getbiggers, with looks, money, charm and muscles, you should simply make a move. If she is uninterested- well that is your answer...

NN