Author Topic: How to tell if a girl is lesbian? (Read 9042 times)

Voice of Doom · « **Reply #25 on:** October 16, 2013, 03:53:05 PM »

a classic Getbig thread,

calfzilla · « **Reply #26 on:** October 16, 2013, 05:47:46 PM »

Typically she will wear more comfortable clothes and shoes over stylish ones. And she will fuck women and dislike the kawk.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #27 on:** October 16, 2013, 05:50:21 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on October 16, 2013, 03:30:43 PM

Most women are bisexual these days.

No wonder why they're so confused all the time..

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #28 on:** October 16, 2013, 05:58:55 PM »

Quote from: IronGangsta on October 16, 2013, 10:45:14 AM

How to tell if a girl is lesbian without asking her ? Serious question.

Does she have a crew cut,or short hair,tattoos, never wear, a dress or skirt,no makeup! Some obvious signs right there!

Danimal77 · « **Reply #29 on:** October 16, 2013, 06:34:44 PM »

Quote from: cannon_fodder on October 16, 2013, 10:46:09 AM

Smell her fingers, or her breath

Dude, her fingers can smell because she plays with herself, as all girls do. I used to date a girl who used to be late for work because she needed to get in her morning fingering session (when I wasn't there).

MikMaq · « **Reply #30 on:** October 16, 2013, 06:42:47 PM »

Ask her if someone that you both know for a fact is straight, if they might be gay(as if you forgot) . When she tells you the obvious shrug it off with "ah I don't really pay attention to that kind of stuff".

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #31 on:** October 16, 2013, 06:59:39 PM »

Make a typical Getbig joke. She must be a lesb when she LOLs.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #32 on:** October 16, 2013, 07:58:45 PM »

calfzilla · « **Reply #33 on:** October 16, 2013, 08:15:56 PM »

Tell her your nam is Ron Avidan, if she doesn't immediately drop her wet panties she's a lesbian.

IronGangsta · « **Reply #34 on:** October 16, 2013, 08:44:02 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on October 16, 2013, 03:30:43 PM

Most women are bisexual these days.

I think so too.

IronGangsta · « **Reply #35 on:** October 16, 2013, 08:45:39 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on October 16, 2013, 05:47:46 PM

Typically she will wear more comfortable clothes and shoes over stylish ones. And she will fuck women and dislike the kawk.

Definetely wearing more comfortable shoes but she dresses more like a teenager rather than a complete tomboy.

el numero uno · « **Reply #36 on:** October 16, 2013, 08:49:42 PM »

Show her a photo of tbombz's hairy ass, if she was not a lesbian then she is now.

flinstones1 · « **Reply #37 on:** October 16, 2013, 10:09:45 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on October 16, 2013, 10:47:47 AM

Did she play volleyball, basketball or field hockey in high school?

no.

...softball

Purple Aki · « **Reply #38 on:** October 16, 2013, 11:44:41 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on October 16, 2013, 03:30:43 PM

Most women are bisexual these days.

I think that's known as "barsexual" or attention seeking.

Costanza · « **Reply #39 on:** October 17, 2013, 12:10:11 AM »

Quote from: Purple Aki on October 16, 2013, 11:44:41 PM

I think that's known as "barsexual" or attention seeking.

^
This

I work with a hot girl who's legitimately bi, love heading out with her and seeing who can pick up the best looking chick. She says it's the hip, 'in thing' today for girls to hang off each other in a faux-lesbian manor. I've been with her on the dancefloor when she moves in on a couple of potential candidates putting on a show for the crowd and will grind up on them, hand up skirt etc. 95% can't run away quick enough, they're petrified. That's my cue to move in and console them...

SquatsRule · « **Reply #40 on:** October 17, 2013, 05:12:16 AM »

Lesbian checklist:
Mullet haircut?
Sleeveless flannel shirt?
Chain Wallet?
Arm band tattoo?
Furry arm pits?
Love of Cher and Melissa Etheridge?

IronGangsta · « **Reply #41 on:** October 17, 2013, 11:42:40 AM »

fuck,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i cant figure it out,,,

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #42 on:** October 17, 2013, 01:24:52 PM »

Quote from: IronGangsta on October 17, 2013, 11:42:40 AM

fuck,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i cant figure it out,,,

If you spend any amount of time around her you will know.

akers1021 · « **Reply #43 on:** October 17, 2013, 01:37:59 PM »

Ask one simple question like..

Does she like womans basketball?

Does she have a degree from a Liberal Arts College?

IronGangsta · « **Reply #44 on:** October 18, 2013, 10:03:47 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on October 17, 2013, 01:24:52 PM

If you spend any amount of time around her you will know.

It's not that ez....we ain't exactly friends.

IronGangsta · « **Reply #45 on:** October 19, 2013, 08:38:35 AM »

yeah...and i risk getting fired which may be ok but in all cases

does not feel like getting f ucked up by lesbians.

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #46 on:** October 19, 2013, 08:44:59 AM »

Quote from: akers1021 on October 17, 2013, 01:37:59 PM

Ask one simple question like..

Does she like womans basketball?

Does she have a degree from a Liberal Arts College?

lol does she describe her self as a ' feminist ' or does she use the word ' empower '

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #47 on:** October 19, 2013, 09:34:19 AM »

Bring her to Holland to she if she sticks her finger in the dyke.

Red Hook · « **Reply #48 on:** October 19, 2013, 10:02:11 AM »

Quote from: kh300 on October 16, 2013, 10:48:28 AM

Easy. I ask her out and if she says no shes gotta be a lesbian because there's no other logical reason.

^^^^^ mother fucking this!!

B_B_C · « **Reply #49 on:** October 19, 2013, 11:51:53 AM »

Quote from: IronGangsta on October 17, 2013, 11:42:40 AM

fuck,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i cant figure it out,,,

why do you not just ask her for a date and deal with the consequences?
faint heart never won fair lady

Author Topic: How to tell if a girl is lesbian? (Read 9042 times)

MikMaq