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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Primary Captain on November 09, 2013, 09:13:46 AM
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I was at work taking a leak at the urinal in the men's room when a fat sloppy co-worker came in, walked into the stall and unabashedly began shitting and farting like a fucking animal. To make matters worse I had to listen to his disgusting grunts as his weak core muscles struggled to expel his revolting dump. The worst part? I was trapped in there because I was mid stream in a long piss, and I had to smell the utterly nauseating odor of this scumbag's shit. The dirtbag should have had the decency to let me finish pissing and get the fuck out of there before the shitstorm got underway. I saw him around the building since then and I feel like smashing his fat stupid face. There should be some common courtesy surrounding this issue.
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Did you get an erection during these events.
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How ignorant of him
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His name didn't happen to be Jimmy or Jason did it?
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Ridiculous POS! Humanity is going down the shitter, pun inteneded. I mean, what types of animals use the restroom to take a shit?
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Next time wad up some wet paper towels and fire it under the stall. He'll get the point.
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haha enjoy your career choice cramped up with a bunch of filthy flesh eating human animals in an office building for the better part of the day. Fuck it must stink with a mix of strong chemical deodorants and perfumes.
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Too much heme-iron in the diet
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Why do some nasty fucks make almost sexual grunting noises as they shit? Like straining and relief noises that are way too loud and unnecessary. I never make those stupid sounds when dumping. I bet these tools don't when at home.
Agree with op.
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Did you not realize that the bathroom is where people go to take a shit?
But I do sympathize with you, I've been in similar situations at work. I always think to myself "is it that hard to give a courtesy flush?" I understand that sometimes you've just "got to go", but if the smell is bad enough to kill the flies you're attracting, maybe a flush here and there will help everyone out.
Any time I take a shit with someone else in the bathroom I flush after the first couple bombs have dropped.
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Why do some nasty fucks make almost sexual grunting noises as they shit? Like straining and relief noises that are way too loud and unnecessary. I never make those stupid sounds when dumping. I bet these tools don't when at home.
Agree with op.
I never understood grunting while pissing or shitting. I know it feels good to unload a big one, but keep it to yourself.
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You are right on the taking a shit at home thing, never understood why people save it for work.
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These smelly bastards need to use the toilet in their fucking house. I dump out every morning after I shave and brush my teeth and immediately before I jump in the shower. No one on this planet is subjected to the smell of my defecation. Plus with my healthy diet it doesn't really smell like anything at all. Very neutral smelling.
Sometimes I don't have to shit in the morning. But even if I do I end up needing to take another one around lunch and sometimes another one after that around 4 before I hit the gym (don't want anything to slip out while squatting :-X).
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Did you not realize that the bathroom is where people go to take a shit?
But I do sympathize with you, I've been in similar situations at work. I always think to myself "is it that hard to give a courtesy flush?" I understand that sometimes you've just "got to go", but if the smell is bad enough to kill the flies you're attracting, maybe a flush here and there will help everyone out.
Any time I take a shit with someone else in the bathroom I flush after the first couple bombs have dropped.
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I've been so angry before when forced by nature to have to use a public toilet I've shouted out to idiots who were shitting without flushing "Hey Buddy how about flushing", and they do!!! Usually they even say sorry!
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Unless I have eaten chili from a can then a morning crap is sufficient. The use of public facilities is on a desperation only basis.
Maybe he ate some canned chili.
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This guy I train always wants to sit in the sauna.
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I dont know what's with you guys. Public dumps are the best lots of solitude inside a stall. What a man does between those stall walls are private don't know why some of you insist on listening in or trying to observe by looking through the crack on the door. I like to take my iphone and take 10 or 15 minutes to myself and let it rip. I'm not one to play a farting contest like some of my buddies, but I do occasionally get a thrill of letting one rip when I hear the door open to the restroom.
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You complain but Juruth would have been in heaven.
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I dont know what's with you guys. Public dumps are the best lots of solitude inside a stall. What a man does between those stall walls are private don't know why some of you insist on listening in or trying to observe by looking through the crack on the door. I like to take my iphone and take 10 or 15 minutes to myself and let it rip. I'm not one to play a farting contest like some of my buddies, but I do occasionally get a thrill of letting one rip when I hear the door open to the restroom.
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BM of peace.
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I haven't been on here in quite a while and this is what I come back too?......disgusting absolutely disgusting, but the description was freaking hilarious and the first post was even funnier ;D
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dude....could be worse....how bout needing to take a shit and there's piss/crap all over the toilet seat?? or when motherfuckers dont flush. imo they are the worst pieces of "shit" around. absolutely no common courtesy, but god forbid it happen at their house....
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dude....could be worse....how bout needing to take a shit and there's piss/crap all over the toilet seat?? or when motherfuckers dont flush. imo they are the worst pieces of "shit" around. absolutely no common courtesy, but god forbid it happen at their house....
seriously. Everyone has had to take the emergency shit of peace once in a while.... but the guy that pisses on the seat or leaves their mold of their anal cavity in the toilet needs to die.
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Did you not realize that the bathroom is where people go to take a shit?
But I do sympathize with you, I've been in similar situations at work. I always think to myself "is it that hard to give a courtesy flush?" I understand that sometimes you've just "got to go", but if the smell is bad enough to kill the flies you're attracting, maybe a flush here and there will help everyone out.
Any time I take a shit with someone else in the bathroom I flush after the first couple bombs have dropped.
Won't kill Drain Flies aka Bathroom Flies...when you see them...
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twice this week we've had a woman squat and piss on the floor of the ladies room.
first time was right in front of a toilet, like she didn't make it.
second time somebody pissed into the tampon trash-thing on the floor, right next to a toilet.
last week some dude dropped two pieces of shit on the floor in front of the toilet, then a log in the toilet and didn't flush.. didn't even use toilet paper. shit on the floor and in the toilet, with NO FUCKING PAPER.
what the fuck is wrong with these people?
i'm waiting for the time when I see a pile of shit in the fucking urinal.
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nothing wrong with a good groan on the throne
express your spirit and be free
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Abos?
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imagine having to tolerate this in a peruvian prison in a 20x20 cell with 30 other people just like him. you'd go bonkers. things could be worse than listening to a man shit out his stomach in an office building bro.
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:D ;D
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twice this week we've had a woman squat and piss on the floor of the ladies room.
first time was right in front of a toilet, like she didn't make it.
second time somebody pissed into the tampon trash-thing on the floor, right next to a toilet.
last week some dude dropped two pieces of shit on the floor in front of the toilet, then a log in the toilet and didn't flush.. didn't even use toilet paper. shit on the floor and in the toilet, with NO FUCKING PAPER.
what the fuck is wrong with these people?
i'm waiting for the time when I see a pile of shit in the fucking urinal.
Yeah gym restrooms can get bad. I don't understand it. On leg days I always take a dump there to be extra sure nothing bad happens while squatting, and I manage not to shit all over the place and leave toilet paper on the floor. I do use A LOT of those seat covers to protect myself...have to flush twice.
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twice this week we've had a woman squat and piss on the floor of the ladies room.
first time was right in front of a toilet, like she didn't make it.
second time somebody pissed into the tampon trash-thing on the floor, right next to a toilet.
last week some dude dropped two pieces of shit on the floor in front of the toilet, then a log in the toilet and didn't flush.. didn't even use toilet paper. shit on the floor and in the toilet, with NO FUCKING PAPER.
what the fuck is wrong with these people?
i'm waiting for the time when I see a pile of shit in the fucking urinal.
The think the missing the toilet is from them not wanting to put their ass cheeks on the seat and from asian chicks who stand and squat on the toilet seat.
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Biggest peeve is when the small cocks piss in the toilet instead of the urinals. Pissing all over the toilet seat.
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and from asian chicks who stand and squat on the toilet seat.
??? ???
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I was at work taking a leak at the urinal in the men's room when a fat sloppy co-worker came in, walked into the stall and unabashedly began shitting and farting like a fucking animal. To make matters worse I had to listen to his disgusting grunts as his weak core muscles struggled to expel his revolting dump. The worst part? I was trapped in there because I was mid stream in a long piss, and I had to smell the utterly nauseating odor of this scumbag's shit. The dirtbag should have had the decency to let me finish pissing and get the fuck out of there before the shitstorm got underway. I saw him around the building since then and I feel like smashing his fat stupid face. There should be some common courtesy surrounding this issue.
Yes there is; it is called a courtesy flush. This is nothing more complicated then flushing he toilet immediately and during defecation. It helps eliminate the odor before it permeates the room. As far as the sounds associated with taking a shit, if you can't take this, stay out of public restrooms.
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??? ???
Yes, many asians do this. They are used to squat toilets in their country. My ex converted american style and didn't do this at home... but if she had to use a public restroom she would stand on the seat.
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when i lived with my ex who came from the worst white trash family on earth her mother and fat hoe sister came once a week to take a shower at our place...they did'nt have a working one at home lol...anyway after her sister had borrowed our bathtub my girl found out her hoe sister had been taking a large dump in the tub, just to pull it out from there and fucking place it UNDER the tub! she was so embarrased about this she told me long after we were done...jesus what a freak...borrow someones bathtub just to shit in it :)
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when i lived with my ex who came from the worst white trash family on earth her mother and fat hoe sister came once a week to take a shower at our place...they did'nt have a working one at home lol...anyway after her sister had borrowed our bathtub my girl found out her hoe sister had been taking a large dump in the tub, just to pull it out from there and fucking place it UNDER the tub! she was so embarrased about this she told me long after we were done...jesus what a freak...borrow someones bathtub just to shit in it :)
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when i shit in public bathrooms i always flush when i push the shit out... that way the sound of the flush covers somewhat of the sound... i cant crap when a bathroom is full of people
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when i lived with my ex who came from the worst white trash family on earth her mother and fat hoe sister came once a week to take a shower at our place...they did'nt have a working one at home lol...anyway after her sister had borrowed our bathtub my girl found out her hoe sister had been taking a large dump in the tub, just to pull it out from there and fucking place it UNDER the tub! she was so embarrased about this she told me long after we were done...jesus what a freak...borrow someones bathtub just to shit in it :)
haha what the fuck ?
I hate people taking a shit in my house wor lass had this fat 260lb sack of shit bitch of a friend and she fucking insisted on doing it all the time. The smell would linger and she done nowt to hide it.
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when i shit in public bathrooms i always flush when i push the shit out... that way the sound of the flush covers somewhat of the sound... i cant crap when a bathroom is full of people
Not sanitary bro. Toilet water comes misting up your butt hole and you can catch diseases. Think of all the nasty fucks that shit and jerked in that toilet. Fuck that hearing muff flush bro. Just take a shit.
Also, make sure you lay a few layers of tp or toilet covers on top of the water that way there's no splash back up your anus when a log hits. Splash up the anus = 100% way to get AIDS. That splash is not much different than semen up your butthole.
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when i shit in public bathrooms i always flush when i push the shit out... that way the sound of the flush covers somewhat of the sound... i cant crap when a bathroom is full of people
i can. the more people the better.
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I dont give a damn about people shitting.
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I blew up the men's room at my work three separate times last week....it was a good week!!
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twice this week we've had a woman squat and piss on the floor of the ladies room.
first time was right in front of a toilet, like she didn't make it.
second time somebody pissed into the tampon trash-thing on the floor, right next to a toilet.
last week some dude dropped two pieces of shit on the floor in front of the toilet, then a log in the toilet and didn't flush.. didn't even use toilet paper. shit on the floor and in the toilet, with NO FUCKING PAPER.
what the fuck is wrong with these people?
i'm waiting for the time when I see a pile of shit in the fucking urinal.
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Hahahahhahahahhahahahaha hahahaha!!!!!
I am rolling on the floor...
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twice this week we've had a woman squat and piss on the floor of the ladies room.
first time was right in front of a toilet, like she didn't make it.
second time somebody pissed into the tampon trash-thing on the floor, right next to a toilet.
last week some dude dropped two pieces of shit on the floor in front of the toilet, then a log in the toilet and didn't flush.. didn't even use toilet paper. shit on the floor and in the toilet, with NO FUCKING PAPER.
what the fuck is wrong with these people?
i'm waiting for the time when I see a pile of shit in the fucking urinal.
Where do you work? How is it that you know so much about what goes on in the restrooms? Year's ago, my daughter was a barista for a downtown Portland Starbucks, she had stories to tell about folks leaving their drug paraphernalia in the restrooms.
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when i lived with my ex who came from the worst white trash family on earth her mother and fat hoe sister came once a week to take a shower at our place...they did'nt have a working one at home lol...anyway after her sister had borrowed our bathtub my girl found out her hoe sister had been taking a large dump in the tub, just to pull it out from there and fucking place it UNDER the tub! she was so embarrased about this she told me long after we were done...jesus what a freak...borrow someones bathtub just to shit in it :)
this is an excellent thread !
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twice this week we've had a woman squat and piss on the floor of the ladies room.
first time was right in front of a toilet, like she didn't make it.
second time somebody pissed into the tampon trash-thing on the floor, right next to a toilet.
last week some dude dropped two pieces of shit on the floor in front of the toilet, then a log in the toilet and didn't flush.. didn't even use toilet paper. shit on the floor and in the toilet, with NO FUCKING PAPER.
what the fuck is wrong with these people?
i'm waiting for the time when I see a pile of shit in the fucking urinal.
Where do you work? Wtf?
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I don't get the guys who like to blow up the stalls the first thing in the morning at work.
Fuck's sake, you can't do it at home?!
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Why do some nasty fucks make almost sexual grunting noises as they shit? Like straining and relief noises that are way too loud and unnecessary. I never make those stupid sounds when dumping. I bet these tools don't when at home.
Agree with op.
i think the believe it makes them sound badass, tough guys, real men or something. It's always the fat disgusting people who do for some reasons. Maybe it's the only pleasure in their lives i dont know.
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i think the believe it makes them sound badass, tough guys, real men or something. It's always the fat disgusting people who do for some reasons. Maybe it's the only pleasure in their lives i dont know.
True..but making grunting and groaning noises for the ears of other men is beta, self-conscious shitting. I guess it's the equivalent of making a racket in the gym and throwing weights on the floor.
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Where do you work? How is it that you know so much about what goes on in the restrooms? Year's ago, my daughter was a barista for a downtown Portland Starbucks, she had stories to tell about folks leaving their drug paraphernalia in the restrooms.
because I close up at night and do rounds and turn off lights... I fuck 'fuck that.. i'm not cleaning that up' that's what the cleaning crew is for.
if you're in prison or jail, you learn pretty quick that EVERYBODY smells your shit and it's fucking disrespectfull NOT to flush that shit as soon as it hits the water.
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:D ;D
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The guy sees me pissing. He should have had the courtesy of allowing me to escape before he starts with the disgusting smells and sounds.
agreed 100%. The only guess is that he couldn't hold it.
I'm actually shocked that in a world with so much technology and convenience, there isn't a way to create a little more privacy in bathrooms. A toilet seat that plays music, better air filters, soundproof stalls, super scent absorbant walls, something.
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the 3 sea shells
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Where do you work? Wtf?
The fuck is he seems to know a lot about the restrooms. One would hope it isn't because he just hangs out in public restrooms for no good reason. Are you a little dense?
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The toilet seats in the men's restroom at the gym where I work out are white, which would be fine except they are old and they are grossly stained. There is no way I'd take a crap in those toilet rooms. You'd think they'd change the toilet seats every ten years or so. I think I should complain to the management.
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dropping loads or dropping big weight
both feats that deserve to be recognized
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True..but making grunting and groaning noises for the ears of other men is beta, self-conscious shitting. I guess it's the equivalent of making a racket in the gym and throwing weights on the floor.
Damn bros, c'mon lighten up in the locker room.
Groaning or moaning when your pissing is because it feels good. If I'm drunk or buzzed or I've had a ton of water and I've been holding it in then go let it stream, feels great like a blowjob of the urethra, sometimes you're gonna groan when it feels good.
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I blew up the men's room at my work three separate times last week....it was a good week!!
did you spit or swallow?
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You do have to give the guys that March to the bathroom in front of the office carrying a magazine or newspaper with them, lol. Marching poopers.
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"What was his option"? 1) explode?
2) hold it in till you are done pissing, and later explode?
3) pray that he does not explode, & explode when he turns 50!!!!!
5) All of the Above?
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I always find it more satisfying if I drop a deuce on double time. Even have a spring in my step afterwards as I walk to the sink to wash my hands :D
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i try to take most dumps and pisses outside of my own home
saves water to flush
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The fuck is he seems to know a lot about the restrooms. One would hope it isn't because he just hangs out in public restrooms for no good reason. Are you a little dense?
I dunno how you gather that I know a lot about restrooms?
I run a business, and in that business, we have restrooms, dipshit.
know a lot about restrooms.... this coming for a senior citizen who never worked out a day in his life, but trolls a mens bodybuilding forum in between his jerkoff sessions on www.backdoorboytoys.com
lol "prime" muscle... ironic, yea? nothing "prime" about what little muscle you have.
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agreed 100%. The only guess is that he couldn't hold it.
I'm actually shocked that in a world with so much technology and convenience, there isn't a way to create a little more privacy in bathrooms. A toilet seat that plays music, better air filters, soundproof stalls, super scent absorbant walls, something.
will get right on it...
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this is the funniest thread in a while lol...man i can almost hear the dude grunting and shitting in there all while ts breaks the door open and ground and pound him all the while the dude have another shit
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I dunno how you gather that I know a lot about restrooms?
I run a business, and in that business, we have restrooms, dipshit.
know a lot about restrooms.... this coming for a senior citizen who never worked out a day in his life, but trolls a mens bodybuilding forum in between his jerkoff sessions on www.backdoorboytoys.com
lol "prime" muscle... ironic, yea? nothing "prime" about what little muscle you have.
Your posts in this thread have amused me highly, will be taking note of further posts you make
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At one place I used to work, the women's bathrooms were a danger zone of nuclear fecal fall out...
At another, the manager who used to play semi ball, would always emerge from the toilet bunker red faced and sweating...we laughed at the artillery that he must have shot down the hole.
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At one place I used to work, the women's bathrooms were a danger zone of nuclear fecal fall out...
At another, the manager who used to play semi ball, would always emerge from the toilet bunker red faced and sweating...we laughed at the artillery that he must have shot down the hole.
;D Sounds like a nuclear waste zone......They need to pour a ton of salt in the room...seal it for the next 1000 yrs.... :-X
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I remember during football camp once we were visiting some campus and doing some drills at thair training stadium and a buddy went to take a dump (he was one of those once a week poopers). While in their he used the handicap stall and tore off one of the handrails as he took a dump on top of flooding the damn toilet. Janitor had to come in locker room to shut the water from the toilet off and he said in broken English,"who fuck shit like animal" LMAO, I couldn't stop laughing for about an hour it was hurting. He was pissed and saying and saying all types of other stuff to himself, like "does a bear shit in the woods, no he shit in fucking locker room" Fucking hilarious.
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did you spit or swallow?
This thread is about droppin a horrendous deuce in a public restroom there sailor.
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When I was in High School I worked at an Italian Restaurant in Winnipeg, Manitoba as a Dishwasher... great way to get 16 hours or more with overtime on the weekends, plus free expensive food!!!
A waitress who worked there always liked to talk to me downstairs when she had a break (this is when I was young and dumb and used to smoke!), she went to the washroom once right nearby, and had a dump so big it wouldn't flush, so she came to me for help and I had to use a plunger...
The smell was terrible, and ruined me for trying to hook up with her.
:D*** RULE # 1 in going out, don't smell a girl's shit *** :D
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Is beating off in the restroom also frowned upon?
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You should have waited to see if you could meet "booty"
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Is beating off in the restroom also frowned upon?
Stall door open, laid back and making eye contact to prove who is alpha.
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Stall door open, laid back and making eye contact to prove who is alpha.
Trying not to blurt out, "Quick, turn around so I can see your ass" as you reach that point of no return.
On my way to Golden Corral in a few for the free meal.
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The fuck is he seems to know a lot about the restrooms. One would hope it isn't because he just hangs out in public restrooms for no good reason. Are you a little dense?
was thinking more like a janitor.
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Trying not to blurt out, "Quick, turn around so I can see your ass" as you reach that point of no return.
On my way to Golden Corral in a few for the free meal.
Nice.
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was thinking more like a janitor.
I was a head custodian at both the high school and elementary school level. I have seen my share of "shitty" things in restrooms. Kids can be really gross. It is hard to imagine what is going through their heads when they shit on the floor, in a sink or sometimes smear it all over the walls. And yes this was public school, not a school for the mentally ill. One thing I can say is that young women are just as gross acting as young men based on my experience.
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I was a head custodian at both the high school and elementary school level. I have seen my share of "shitty" things in restrooms. Kids can be really gross. It is hard to imagine what is going through their heads when they shit on the floor, in a sink or sometimes smear it all over the walls. And yes this was public school, not a school for the mentally ill. One thing I can say is that young women are just as gross acting as young men based on my experience.
thats normal for children, convicts and mental patients.
these are free, bondable adults ffs!
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thats normal for children, convicts and mental patients.
these are free, bondable adults ffs!
Oh, I bet some of them would qualify for commitment or confinement.
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Any guy who doesn't just let it all out when taking a shit in a bathroom is a total fukcing beta who's probably afraid of their own shadow. I imagine there are a lot of women who are afraid to fart when sitting on a toilet seat with a chick in the next stall over but holy shit, guys do this too? Trying to hold your shit in on a toilet seat in a bathroom is batshit crazy talk...What kind of fukcing meds does a shrink have to feed a man to make a man not want to shit on a toilet because people are in the bathroom?
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one of my high school jobs was working in kmart, i pushed carts and occasionally had to clean the bathrooms
the ladies room was always worse with shit, piss, and bloody tampons
but i'll never forget this one maniac freaking out about somebody stealing his VCR around the holidays, this guys was shouting at the top of his lungs "I WANT MY FUCKING VCR" which apparently the store sold out
he's blaming the workers like they should've been watching his cart while he's shopping, finally he stops shouting but then said "i'm going to the bathroom" with this evil smirk on his face
he goes in and squats right in the middle of the bathroom and takes a huge shit and actually picked up his shit with his bare hands and threw it all over the walls and mirror
guess who had to clean it up
also there was a few times where somebody put their shit in the urinals just for giggles
people are sick
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I was at work taking a leak at the urinal in the men's room when a fat sloppy co-worker came in, walked into the stall and unabashedly began shitting and farting like a fucking animal. ...
In the university psychophysiology lab, where I worked part time while doing graduate studies, we had noble guests from a large US university. They were given a tour of the lab.
In the lab, this huge, overweight guy also worked, the fattest person I had ever seen at that point in my life- this time he was nowhere to be seen. They/we entered the wardrobes. In the corner we had toilets stalls, with paper thin walls. Suddenly this roaring noise starts, like the sound of an avalanche mixed with a mud&gas-spraying firehose. It was the sound of a high-pressure chocolate pudding eruption from within the guts of this huge mass of fat. I have never heard anything like it. Our guests didn't flinch..... :), but when the smell came...
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