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Title: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: tommywishbone on November 12, 2013, 04:37:05 PM
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Never owned one and I wasn't looking but I think the price is right.  Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?

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Post by: ProudVirgin69 on November 12, 2013, 04:40:36 PM
No other car looks as good whether parked out front of the country club OR the nightclub.
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Post by: NarcissisticDeity on November 12, 2013, 04:42:23 PM
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?



That's a STEAL , solid vehicles
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Post by: BIG DUB on November 12, 2013, 04:45:46 PM
buy it!!!!!!
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Post by: Marty Champions on November 12, 2013, 04:47:01 PM
vehicles like this are unimportant. gas guzzler

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Post by: Irongrip400 on November 12, 2013, 04:49:25 PM
It's worth twice that, buy it.
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Post by: Nomad on November 12, 2013, 04:51:03 PM
Check its wear & tear first. its an older caddy, might need a lot of repairs.
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Post by: tommywishbone on November 12, 2013, 04:52:04 PM
It's worth twice that, buy it.


 :)  Looks that way.  A quick search on Craigslist showed $23,00 - 26,000 as the price range.  I'm on it. . .  He drove it a lot-  2009 with 71,000 miles on it. . .
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Post by: Pray_4_War on November 12, 2013, 04:56:56 PM
I never owned one.  I prefer not to get carjacked and murdered by Hebrews.
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Post by: O.Z. on November 12, 2013, 04:57:46 PM
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Never owned one and I wasn't looking but I think the price is right.  Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?



that is an ugly thing
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Post by: 240 is Back on November 12, 2013, 05:00:06 PM
That's a STEAL , solid vehicles

this!
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Post by: the trainer on November 12, 2013, 05:01:37 PM
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Never owned one and I wasn't looking but I think the price is right.  Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?



Buy it and you might be able to pick up a slut and take your hands off your dick and finally touch some pussy.
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Post by: bigdumbbell on November 12, 2013, 05:07:44 PM
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Never owned one and I wasn't looking but I think the price is right.  Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?


i like the color
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Post by: tommywishbone on November 12, 2013, 05:09:43 PM
Buy it and you might be able to pick up a slut and take your hands off your dick and finally touch some pussy.
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: Parker on November 12, 2013, 05:10:50 PM
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Never owned one and I wasn't looking but I think the price is right.  Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?


Get it and trade it in for the 2015 Escalade
(http://bizbeatblog.dallasnews.com/files/2013/10/2015CadillacEscaladeUnveil10.jpg)
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Post by: jwb on November 12, 2013, 05:13:14 PM
Is it bugged?
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Post by: O.Z. on November 12, 2013, 05:14:05 PM
Parker,

what do you think of this and how much it cost to buy a brand new one in US (LIMITED model?)
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Post by: oldtimer1 on November 12, 2013, 05:14:34 PM
Great vehicle at a good price. No negatives that I can see.
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Post by: tommywishbone on November 12, 2013, 05:14:50 PM
Is it bugged?

 ;D  Valid question. Probably no, but there's most likely some "residue" in there some place.
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Post by: jwb on November 12, 2013, 05:17:59 PM
;D  Valid question. Probably no, but there's most likely some "residue" in there some place.
Should have a secret compartment at least...
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Post by: arce1988 on November 12, 2013, 05:28:21 PM
  Congrats Tommy
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Post by: Princess L on November 12, 2013, 06:28:29 PM
(http://www.julienslive.com/images/lot/8622/0/lot8622.jpg)

(http://www.cadillacpedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/sescalade1.jpg)
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: ESFitness on November 12, 2013, 07:03:04 PM
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Never owned one and I wasn't looking but I think the price is right.  Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?



15k is half of what it should be. 09's go for 25-30k.

09 is a good year as well. nice interior/nav
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Post by: tommywishbone on November 12, 2013, 07:28:19 PM
Thanks cats. I'll see and drive the chariot tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: ESFitness on November 12, 2013, 07:55:12 PM
shit, if I didn't just buy another truck, i'd buy it myself.

interiors are nice and plush, nav and driver info system is nice. you can resell it for an easy 25K and pocket 10k and buy a regular 09 Tahoe/Yukon for 20 and profit 5k.... although i'd keep the escalade.
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Post by: Skeletor on November 12, 2013, 07:56:51 PM
Buy it for 15K, resell it for profit, get a better car.
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Post by: BIG DUB on November 12, 2013, 07:59:30 PM
I was just gonna say that hahahahaha!
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Post by: ESFitness on November 12, 2013, 08:00:58 PM
;D  Valid question. Probably no, but there's most likely some "residue" in there some place.

well, it does have OnStar... so technically, it's bugged.
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: Primemuscle on November 12, 2013, 10:26:56 PM
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Never owned one and I wasn't looking but I think the price is right.  Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?



Not my style of vehicle. Too big and takes too much gas to operate. According to Kelly Blue Book, if the vehicle is in excellent condition, it is a "steal" at that price....no pun intended.

A friend once advised me that even when you get an expensive car for little or nothing, it can still be too expensive for you to own, think insurance, maintenance, and licensing fees.
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: ESFitness on November 12, 2013, 10:49:29 PM
Not my style of vehicle. Too big and takes too much gas to operate. According to Kelly Blue Book, if the vehicle is in excellent condition, it is a "steal" at that price....no pun intended.

A friend once advised me that even when you get an expensive car for little or nothing, it can still be too expensive for you to own, think insurance, maintenance, and licensing fees.

we're not 14yr old kids buying our first cars.

lol@ and escalade being an "espensive" car. it's a 50k car, not a 100k. insurance on it would cost me 82/month from geico.. maintenance isn't bad... it's not like it's an Audi that requires a $190 oil change.. it's a re-badged Tahoe with a big old American v8... and if you need to worry about licensing fees on a car that's not an exotic, you have bigger issues... like getting a different career.


lol @ "too big".... that's because you're a 170lb skinny fat geriatric and you'll fit comfortably into a Fiat.
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Post by: The Ugly on November 12, 2013, 10:57:58 PM
It's a Hebrew ride, Tommy.
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Post by: Wolfox on November 12, 2013, 11:03:21 PM
It's a Hebrew ride, Tommy.

Why are you so racist?
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Post by: Primemuscle on November 12, 2013, 11:16:43 PM
we're not 14yr old kids buying our first cars.

lol@ and escalade being an "espensive" car. it's a 50k car, not a 100k. insurance on it would cost me 82/month from geico.. maintenance isn't bad... it's not like it's an Audi that requires a $190 oil change.. it's a re-badged Tahoe with a big old American v8... and if you need to worry about licensing fees on a car that's not an exotic, you have bigger issues... like getting a different career.


lol @ "too big".... that's because you're a 170lb skinny fat geriatric and you'll fit comfortably into a Fiat.

I've actually been thinking about buying a Fiat just for quick trips around town. They look like a cute little runaround car. Do you think I would really have lose 35 lbs. to fit in one? What a bummer.

I'm retired you numb nuts. I don't want, much less need a different career.

Just so you know, I have some knowledge about Cadillac's and other non-exotic, but generally overpriced cars. My parents bought new Lincolns and Cadillac's every other year. But then my step-dad was short and big cars made him, well, feel big.

I was simply offering advice to Tommy. You're reply seems hostile and unnecessary whether you agree with my advice or not. What's your problem anyway?

LOL at not being a 14 year old kid buying their first car. FYI 14 year olds can't even get a license.

Why don't you explain what the advantages are of owning and driving an Escalade. I'm really interested to know.
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Post by: Parker on November 12, 2013, 11:26:08 PM
I've actually been thinking about buying a Fiat just for quick trips around town. They look like a cute little runaround car. Do you think I would really have lose 35 lbs. to fit in one? What a bummer.

I'm retired you numb nuts. I don't want, much less need a different career.

Just so you know, I have some knowledge about Cadillac's and other non-exotic, but generally overpriced cars. My parents bought new Lincolns and Cadillac's every other year. But then my step-dad was short and big cars made him, well, feel big.

I was simply offering advice to Tommy. You're reply seems hostile and unnecessary whether you agree with my advice or not. What's your problem anyway?

LOL at not being a 14 year old kid buying their first car. FYI 14 year olds can't even get a license.

Why don't you explain what the advantages are of owning and driving an Escalade. I'm really interested to know.
If you are really serious about getting a Fiat 500 test drive the fiat 500 Abarth. A swift kick the pants, and it's russle your jimmies too.
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on November 12, 2013, 11:38:58 PM
Why are you so racist?

Because he is hebrew lover ;D
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Post by: Costanza on November 12, 2013, 11:40:44 PM
All American SUV's are ugly as sin. Big 'boxy/blocky' looking things with poor lines.
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Post by: Parker on November 12, 2013, 11:54:16 PM
All American SUV's are ugly as sin. Big 'boxy/blocky' looking things with poor lines.
Really? Because Land Rover/Range Rover sure did have a go at boxy/blocky with poor lines for a long while.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d2/1st_Range_Rover.jpg/280px-1st_Range_Rover.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/38/2011_Land_Rover_Discovery_4_SDV6_SE_wagon_%282011-10-10%29.jpg/280px-2011_Land_Rover_Discovery_4_SDV6_SE_wagon_%282011-10-10%29.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Range_Rover_HSE.JPG/280px-Range_Rover_HSE.JPG)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Land_Rover_50th_Anniversary.JPG)
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Post by: Bevo on November 12, 2013, 11:58:52 PM
I'll never own any American car unless it's a vette (new one), viper, or gt40 ;D
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: ESFitness on November 13, 2013, 12:25:21 AM
I've actually been thinking about buying a Fiat just for quick trips around town. They look like a cute little runaround car. Do you think I would really have lose 35 lbs. to fit in one? What a bummer.

I'm retired you numb nuts. I don't want, much less need a different career.

Just so you know, I have some knowledge about Cadillac's and other non-exotic, but generally overpriced cars. My parents bought new Lincolns and Cadillac's every other year. But then my step-dad was short and big cars made him, well, feel big.

I was simply offering advice to Tommy. You're reply seems hostile and unnecessary whether you agree with my advice or not. What's your problem anyway?

LOL at not being a 14 year old kid buying their first car. FYI 14 year olds can't even get a license.

Why don't you explain what the advantages are of owning and driving an Escalade. I'm really interested to know.

got my license at 14.

and the caddy's and lincolns your parents bought 60years ago arn't the same as the Escalade we're talking about here.

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Post by: Costanza on November 13, 2013, 12:47:11 AM
Really? Because Land Rover/Range Rover sure did have a go at boxy/blocky with poor lines for a long while.

I agree, meant to state that in my original post. Until the new Evoque shape arrived Land/Range were hideously boxy. Most of the German SUV's are on the money though.
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Post by: Cold on November 13, 2013, 12:47:53 AM
Fucking waste of gas.

Get a ferrari, lambor, porsche, something small and sporty u bytch.

SUVs are for soccer moms and fat dudes who don't fit in sports cars.
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: Primemuscle on November 13, 2013, 12:59:38 AM
got my license at 14.

and the caddy's and lincolns your parents bought 60years ago arn't the same as the Escalade we're talking about here.



Whether it's my parent's 1957 baby blue Cad convertible, their mid 60's Lincoln with suicide doors or this 2009 Escalade, they're all overpriced fake status vehicles for people who like to waste money on their ride, IMO

LOL at getting your license at 14. You must have lived in the boonies in South Dakota or Iowa, the only states in the country that issue drivers licenses to little kids.

So what are the advantages of owning an Escalade again?
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Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on November 13, 2013, 01:40:08 AM
it's not like it's an Audi that requires a $190 oil change..

Americanos getting owned at their garages.
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: ESFitness on November 13, 2013, 01:47:40 AM
Whether it's my parent's 1957 baby blue Cad convertible, their mid 60's Lincoln with suicide doors or this 2009 Escalade, they're all overpriced fake status vehicles for people who like to waste money on their ride, IMO

LOL at getting your license at 14. You must have lived in the boonies in South Dakota or Iowa, the only states in the country that issue drivers licenses to little kids.

So what are the advantages of owning an Escalade again?

lol.. little kids who drive to and from school and work at 14 and drive tractors on farms well before 14. why do you think states issue licenses at 14? it's because the "little kids" work, you sandal and cut off daisy dukes-wearing sexual predator. while you were playing with the neighbor girls barbies and putting bows in each others hair at 13/14, we were working.... real jobs. not waiting for mommy and daddy or a school bus to pick us up.
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Post by: Wolfox on November 13, 2013, 01:51:53 AM
Why you being a jackass to Prime, ESF?
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Post by: ESFitness on November 13, 2013, 01:54:14 AM
Why you being a jackass to Prime, ESF?

he made a comment about me patrolling mens restrooms.... that's the pot calling the kettle black.
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: CalvinH on November 13, 2013, 08:04:10 AM
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Never owned one and I wasn't looking but I think the price is right.  Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?




Hmm,off to jail ???


...wouldn't you be worried about someone pulling up along side you while you're driving and unloading a clip into you ??? :o
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Post by: tommywishbone on November 13, 2013, 08:30:37 AM
Next morning update:  My friend realized, and we all agreed with him, that he has 29 more days before he has to turn himself into the Feds for his sentence. He has no more appeals but he was not considered a flight risk so he gets those days. He is placing the Escalade on Craiglist for a more reasonable amount of money, something around $25,000, and he'll see what happens.

Thanks for the replies and comments.

To be continued. . .
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Post by: The Showstoppa on November 13, 2013, 08:31:41 AM
Next morning update:  My friend realized, and we all agreed with him, that he has 29 more days before he has to turn himself into the Feds for his sentence. He has no more appeals but he was not considered a flight risk so he gets those days. He is placing the Escalade on Craiglist for a more reasonable amount of money, something around $25,000, and he'll see what happens.

Thanks for the replies and comments.

To be continued. . .

He should just destroy it.  Not like he would have to makr payments while locked up. 
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Post by: tommywishbone on November 13, 2013, 08:34:09 AM
He should just destroy it.  Not like he would have to makr payments while locked up. 

I'm pretty sure he paid cash for the damn thing a few years ago, but the Feds could not prove he bought it with "money from his continuing crimnal enterprise" so he owns it. No need to trash it. 
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Post by: hazbin on November 13, 2013, 10:38:04 AM
buy it for sure Tommy.  either drive it for 5 years and sell it for that, or flip it for a profit
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Post by: The Ugly on November 13, 2013, 11:12:45 AM
Why are you so racist?

Evidence?
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Post by: Mr Nobody on November 13, 2013, 12:16:06 PM
I saw one once.
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 13, 2013, 12:20:48 PM
Get it and trade it in for the 2015 Escalade
(http://bizbeatblog.dallasnews.com/files/2013/10/2015CadillacEscaladeUnveil10.jpg)

ugly design IMO.
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Post by: Man of Steel on November 13, 2013, 12:35:53 PM
Thanks cats. I'll see and drive the chariot tomorrow morning.

tommy doesn't drive the escalade, the escalade gets the opportunity to be driven by tommy.
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Post by: Primemuscle on November 13, 2013, 12:49:11 PM
lol.. little kids who drive to and from school and work at 14 and drive tractors on farms well before 14. why do you think states issue licenses at 14? it's because the "little kids" work, you sandal and cut off daisy dukes-wearing sexual predator. while you were playing with the neighbor girls barbies and putting bows in each others hair at 13/14, we were working.... real jobs. not waiting for mommy and daddy or a school bus to pick us up.

You are right, I didn't really work when I was 14 years old. I hung out with my friends in our backyard pool, rode my horses, and went to Zuma beach during the summer. During the school year, my work was school work and little else. My mom did alter my birth certificate so I could get my driver's license a few months early since my birthday is at the end of summer. Then my parents bought me my first car. Does it count  for farm labor that I lived with cousins on their parents 300 acre dairy farm in southwest Michigan for awhile when I was 7 years old and we sometimes would bring in the cows? Probably not, huh?

Jeez, you just can't help yourself, can you? You fall right into the derogatory remarks. Did anyone ever tell you that you are a blast to have a conversation with? Stick to the topic at hand. What I wear or don't wear is irrelevant and I have never and will never be a sexual predator, but if you believe saying these things helps you earn points in this discussion which was originally about a friggin' car, go for it. You can't touch me!
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Post by: nosbp2 on November 13, 2013, 12:52:07 PM
only had it on nfsu 2, it had a bad handling :D
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: Natural Man on November 13, 2013, 05:32:12 PM
this car is just like people who get tattoos or have ILS. Unecessarily aggressive and attention seeking. Needless to say nine times out of ten you only have one driver in it and noone or nothing else to transport. It s like going to the shooting range with a bazooka. What is wrong with some people.
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Post by: Bevo on November 13, 2013, 05:37:05 PM
Next morning update:  My friend realized, and we all agreed with him, that he has 29 more days before he has to turn himself into the Feds for his sentence. He has no more appeals but he was not considered a flight risk so he gets those days. He is placing the Escalade on Craiglist for a more reasonable amount of money, something around $25,000, and he'll see what happens.

Thanks for the replies and comments.

To be continued. . .

What kind of friends do u associate with?  :)

Almost forgot bbers lol
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Post by: juicemachine on September 05, 2014, 04:46:20 AM
(http://oi51.tinypic.com/qycldl.jpg)
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Post by: forillagorilla on September 05, 2014, 05:49:39 AM

 :)  Looks that way.  A quick search on Craigslist showed $23,00 - 26,000 as the price range.  I'm on it. . .  He drove it a lot-  2009 with 71,000 miles on it. . .

If well maintained that's not a lot of miles for that ride. Sounds like he needs the cash and you get a great deal. Hell - drive it a year or two and sell it for the same price
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Post by: MP on September 05, 2014, 08:26:32 AM

I see what you did there.

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Post by: Howard on September 05, 2014, 09:40:39 AM
My 1st car was when I was 17 . I earned most of the $$ from mowing yards that summer. My dad made up for a little shortfall and we headed to a local junkyard. We found a 1969 Chevy Nova body with a blown engine and combined that with a good motor and tranny from one that had the body totaled .  It ran great and looked ok, back in the late 1970's  ;).

I now drive a fully loaded KIA Optima ( turbo). I get heated and cooled seats , Sirius XM and all the extras with a smooth ride for a lot less, then the top end " luxury brands". Plus, it's pretty cheap to maintain and on eco-boost gets 27-30 mpg.
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Post by: Nails on September 05, 2014, 09:42:17 AM
drove one once, Awesome truck
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Post by: juicemachine on September 05, 2014, 09:52:18 AM
My 1st car was when I was 17 . I earned most of the $$ from mowing yards that summer. My dad made up for a little shortfall and we headed to a local junkyard. We found a 1969 Chevy Nova body with a blown engine and combined that with a good motor and tranny from one that had the body totaled .  It ran great and looked ok, back in the late 1970's  ;).

I now drive a fully loaded KIA Optima ( turbo). I get heated and cooled seats , Sirius XM and all the extras with a smooth ride for a lot less, then the top end " luxury brands". Plus, it's pretty cheap to maintain and on eco-boost gets 27-30 mpg.
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Post by: tommywishbone on September 05, 2014, 09:54:20 AM
My friend is still in the joint.  Sold the Escalade to another guy.   I bought a Lexus.
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Post by: TEMPER on September 05, 2014, 12:45:37 PM
It's an overpriced Suburban / Avalanche / Sierra  with cheap plastic / chrome shit glued all over it.

Literally the SAME vehicle HTH...
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: Nirvana on September 05, 2014, 02:48:21 PM
Buy then immediately sell.

It's just a shitty ass Chevy that's been rebadged.

It's a turd with polish all over it.
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Post by: King Shizzo on September 05, 2014, 02:55:01 PM
My 1st car was when I was 17 . I earned most of the $$ from mowing yards that summer. My dad made up for a little shortfall and we headed to a local junkyard. We found a 1969 Chevy Nova body with a blown engine and combined that with a good motor and tranny from one that had the body totaled .  It ran great and looked ok, back in the late 1970's  ;).

I now drive a fully loaded KIA Optima ( turbo). I get heated and cooled seats , Sirius XM and all the extras with a smooth ride for a lot less, then the top end " luxury brands". Plus, it's pretty cheap to maintain and on eco-boost gets 27-30 mpg.
Don't ever brag about owning a "Kia" again.  ::)
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Post by: Gonuclear on September 05, 2014, 06:56:19 PM
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Never owned one and I wasn't looking but I think the price is right.  Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?



Great image car.   You just might need to change your image.

Get a wide fedora, red shirt, and mucho gold chains to hang on your neck and wrists and you'll be set for a new career as a pimp.

Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: King Shizzo on September 06, 2014, 12:00:54 AM
Great image car.   You just might need to change your image.

Get a wide fedora, red shirt, and mucho gold chains to hang on your neck and wrists and you'll be set for a new career as a pimp.


He will need a 5th wife though? Still worth it.
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: Tapeworm on September 06, 2014, 12:16:03 AM
My friend is still in the joint.  Sold the Escalade to another guy.   I bought a Lexus.

Translation: I spent all my money on a week long coke and hookers bender and then in a state of amphetamine psychosis I carjacked some asian guy.
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: visualizeperfection on September 06, 2014, 12:21:35 AM
tommy wishbone a criminal in this thread.
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: Bevo on September 06, 2014, 03:56:49 AM
Don't ever brag about owning a "Kia" again.  ::)

Yes I'm sure guys like u have porsche turbos, lambos, bentleys , and a ferrari 458 on the occasion  ::)
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: King Shizzo on September 06, 2014, 04:03:36 AM
Yes I'm sure guys like u have porsche turbos, lambos, bentleys , and a ferrari 458 on the occasion  ::)
No, but it aint no Kia. Who brags about having a Kia.

"I got a Kia turbo!" Who gives a shit. It like bragging that you have the top of the line Corolla.

List of my cars from the start.

1. Pontiac Sunfire
2. Lexus es300
3. Bmw 325I
4. Nissan 350z
5. Dodge Challenger RT

Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: juicemachine on September 06, 2014, 05:10:49 AM
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5269/5622163000_949a0df847.jpg)
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: King Shizzo on September 06, 2014, 05:11:44 AM
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5269/5622163000_949a0df847.jpg)
Pure status symbol. Looks like a Buick.
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: juicemachine on September 06, 2014, 05:13:54 AM
(http://www.theracecars.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Maybach-57S-Xenatec-3.jpg)
 :D
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: King Shizzo on September 06, 2014, 05:14:53 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FoXyvaPSnVk/TRpWBW8vRjI/AAAAAAADyUA/TtK0KUZn-rk/s800/xenatec-coupe-10.jpg)

 :D
That car is ugly as fuck. You could get so much more for that price range.
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: juicemachine on September 06, 2014, 05:17:48 AM
(http://www.automotoportal.com/media/images/vijesti/060711010.6_mn.jpg)
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: juicemachine on September 06, 2014, 05:20:50 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zQlbyjkioEw/T9KFXE7AdoI/AAAAAAAADcc/E1AOC5Awk8s/s640/kim+kk.jpg)
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: Tapeworm on September 06, 2014, 06:38:27 AM
(http://www.automotoportal.com/media/images/vijesti/060711010.6_mn.jpg)

Brutal Alhambraesque diaper, savage stark English cornice, monster Grecian torso.  What a mess.
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: juicemachine on September 06, 2014, 07:01:35 AM
Brutal Alhambraesque diaper, savage stark English cornice, monster Grecian torso.  What a mess.
(https://forums.oneplus.net/attachments/wat-jpeg.84170/)
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: Tapeworm on September 06, 2014, 07:26:51 AM
(https://forums.oneplus.net/attachments/wat-jpeg.84170/)

That building's facade is a weird mishmash of styles and features.
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: Lord Chronos on September 06, 2014, 08:29:03 AM
A friend needs to sell his 2009 Escalade. Lost his appeal and is off to the slammer for 2 years. $15,000 cash and it's mine. Never owned one and I wasn't looking but I think the price is right.  Comments? Opinions? Funny stories?



stone age technology, shit fuel consumption, zero class. give it a go!
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: Howard on September 06, 2014, 08:59:32 PM
Don't ever brag about owning a "Kia" again.  ::)

I personally think it's better to be driving a new comfy car you can afford.
Too many people spend their hard earned cash  driving some hyped, over  priced luxury model for pure bragging rights.
I don't have a need to buy a car for a status symbol or bragging rights.

If you really like a car, fine, but buy it for YOU, not what others might say.
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: OTHstrong on September 06, 2014, 09:06:29 PM
had a lincoln navigator back in the day, same shit, nothing special.
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: Var City on September 06, 2014, 09:11:48 PM
when i was 18 and in uni

my dad leased one for me which was reallly amazing because it was the "platinum edition" ior hwatever they called the luxury one

and i got it with SEVEN miles on it (meaning only test drives)

my dad picked out red though, he thought i'd like it and i did at 18..  but now lookin back a cherry red escalade was raelaly gaudy and i wish i had a black one

yes yes rich kkid of peace

i am not saying i hustled or anything to get it. i am humble though.
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: Howard on September 06, 2014, 09:17:18 PM
when i was 18 and in uni

my dad leased one for me which was reallly amazing because it was the "platinum edition" ior hwatever they called the luxury one

and i got it with SEVEN miles on it (meaning only test drives)

my dad picked out red though, he thought i'd like it and i did at 18..  but now lookin back a cherry red escalade was raelaly gaudy and i wish i had a black one

yes yes rich kkid of peace

i am not saying i hustled or anything to get it. i am humble though.

So dear old daddy got it for ya? I'll bet you had a college fund too that paid for school?

I had my own college fund too, it was my vets benefits from 4 yrs active duty USMC. ;)
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: Howard on September 06, 2014, 09:48:16 PM
This is the model I presently have I'm very happy with it
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: Var City on September 07, 2014, 01:33:41 AM
So dear old daddy got it for ya? I'll bet you had a college fund too that paid for school?

I had my own college fund too, it was my vets benefits from 4 yrs active duty USMC. ;)

So you're coming at me for being honest?

How about shut your mouth old man and fuck your god damned service because you came at my dad

And besides one on one you in your
Prime vs me any time

I would murder you after I pissed in your
Mouth

Hypothetically of course

IRL it would be much worse
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: OTHstrong on September 07, 2014, 01:36:06 AM
when i was 18 and in uni

my dad leased one for me which was reallly amazing because it was the "platinum edition" ior hwatever they called the luxury one

and i got it with SEVEN miles on it (meaning only test drives)

my dad picked out red though, he thought i'd like it and i did at 18..  but now lookin back a cherry red escalade was raelaly gaudy and i wish i had a black one

yes yes rich kkid of peace

i am not saying i hustled or anything to get it. i am humble though.
dam bro, you must have had some good times  8)
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: Var City on September 07, 2014, 01:51:01 AM
dam bro, you must have had some good times  8)

i did. i lived a lot when i was younger. and i studied a lot. i went to an ivy and nobody got me in. forgive my honesty. but i'll be forthcoming that my dad paid for all of it. and i'm not pretentious. i also have a genius iq and am humble.

Howard is neither. He came and attacked me for admitting my dad paid for my college and provided me with a vehicle. Then went on to attempt to create the "if" of his causal nexus by stating that he served our country, expecting me or perhaps anyone to have enough blind confirmation bias to not see through a blatant attempt at manipulating me into a submissive position.

However, I want to make clear exactly what I said before: Fuck your service, Howard. I don't respect you even one bit for the time you gave our country. I think of you as a fool, and pity you for not finding a better and less destructive way to pay for your college.

Why weren't you just born with a rich family? I just played with semantics and said exactly what you said to me in different words.

Go fuck yourself and your service you sheep minded, pawn like, half witted fool. we all know you were the bottom of the barrel and probably served in the army as well because you couldn't score high enough to get in the air force or you're too short. Either way, you don't have my respect. You could have been a commander in the american legion (you're old enough you girl) or you can just admit that you changed gas on cars or cleaned urinals because they woulnd't trust you with a gun.

Two way road, you fucking bitch. Not everyone was born rich and not everyone was born dumb. I had one; you had the other.

When in reality I am not sitting here, 28, exponentially more succesful than howard,
Title: Re: Any of you bums ever own an Escalade?
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 07, 2014, 02:07:26 AM
This car looks like shit.