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i had a Model Mayhem profile....in my description I had (dumbly--if that's a word) mention that I did strip
a guy asked me if I was interested in being on a start up website that would give gay men a first person view of lap dance and then finish off by beating off....
the guy gave me a great rate to meet me in the big city near me....
anyway, i showed up to the hotel and of course I was stoned and wasn't very hungry so I didn't eat...I weighed like 160 pounds....I was fucking shredded but like Iggy pop shreded...it was "attractive" but not healthy
I preface this because when you are that point you CAN'T GET HARD!!!
back to the story... i go to the room....camera guy was there...the guy who offered me the job was there...I started performing...I COULDN"T GET HARD....
Long story short after alot of attempts I still couldn't get hard (even with two levitras in me) so the "producer" (who was totally cool about it) sent the camera guy home....I apologized to the producer with the whole " i didn't know how this could happen" thing
"you want me to suck on it- maybe that will work?"
now- I already had that money spent in my head--it was gonna go towards rent and a nice pair of Diesel jeans (#FirstWorlder) so I was like "i'm not gonna get paid for the shoot but maybe he'll pay me for blowing me".....
"yeah sure" i said
...it was all teeth (sorry guys) and i got even limper (damn you heterosexuality)
"i can't do this- sorry"
producer offered me 300 bucks for my troubles....I didn't take it
WTF?
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Stfu
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johnynoname is gayer than a pack of cock flavoured cookies.
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It's only gay if you get hard when the producer sucks you off..
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It's only gay if you get hard when the producer sucks you off..
The cock sucking is fine, but why he didn't take the money ???
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1mmxh7/iama_former_male_stripperall_that_glitters_isnt/
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johnynoname is gayer than a pack of cock flavoured cookies.
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-D402_52B49B6C.jpg)
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Sal has seen some things.
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The cock sucking is fine, but why he didn't take the money ???
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1mmxh7/iama_former_male_stripperall_that_glitters_isnt/
He felt he let the head-giver down. A man of honor.
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Did you take the offer? :-o
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Waiting on a 3 page report from Primemuscle.
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You got balls kid. Easily admits to gay 4 pay.
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You got balls kid. Easily admits to gay 4 pay.
He didn't get pay ,it bothers me .
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He didn't get pay ,it bothers me .
It's only gay if it touches tonsils
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so what if jonny travelled to a hotel room and let some stranger suck his cock
seems like some people are throwing gay accusations round without any evidence
nothing to see here folks just a producer trying to help his star perform
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Jesus Christ. That's unfortunate on so many levels.
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i had a Model Mayhem profile....in my description I had (dumbly--if that's a word) mention that I did strip
a guy asked me if I was interested in being on a start up website that would give gay men a first person view of lap dance and then finish off by beating off....
the guy gave me a great rate to meet me in the big city near me....
anyway, i showed up to the hotel and of course I was stoned and wasn't very hungry so I didn't eat...I weighed like 160 pounds....I was fucking shredded but like Iggy pop shreded...it was "attractive" but not healthy
I preface this because when you are that point you CAN'T GET HARD!!!
back to the story... i go to the room....camera guy was there...the guy who offered me the job was there...I started performing...I COULDN"T GET HARD....
Long story short after alot of attempts I still couldn't get hard (even with two levitras in me) so the "producer" (who was totally cool about it) sent the camera guy home....I apologized to the producer with the whole " i didn't know how this could happen" thing
"you want me to suck on it- maybe that will work?"
now- I already had that money spent in my head--it was gonna go towards rent and a nice pair of Diesel jeans (#FirstWorlder) so I was like "i'm not gonna get paid for the shoot but maybe he'll pay me for blowing me".....
"yeah sure" i said
...it was all teeth (sorry guys) and i got even limper (damn you heterosexuality)
"i can't do this- sorry"
producer offered me 300 bucks for my troubles....I didn't take it
WTF?
What made me laugh about this was I didn't realize that che was just quoting a story I told on reddit...for a second I thought he too became a drug addicted wannabe male model who got tricked into escorting
btw----you all accused me of doing g4p for the longest time.........well you know if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck and walks like a duck than it is probably a duck
come on guys----it shouldn't be a shock I did some the things I did...however in my defense I did have a "drug addiction" at the time
I put "drug addiction" in quotes because that's what I called it.....but then I met REAL ADDICTS and I realized that I was nothing compared to them.....I was a rookie
long story short- yes- i've done g4p (or not pay as in that story however I did do other things that need not be mentioned)
i never blew a guy, or got fucked in the ass or fucked a guy in the ass or gave a guy a handy....alot of jerking off though (EDIT: "alot of jerking off though" as in I did alot of jerking off in front of dudes who paid to watch me "finish"........oww my soul )
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The cock sucking is fine, but why he didn't take the money ???
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1mmxh7/iama_former_male_stripperall_that_glitters_isnt/
the answer to this question is that (and this was my rationale at the time) if I took the money then I thought I was kinda in debt to him and that he would probably call or email me with one of those "look you mother fucker- I paid you- YOU OWE ME!!" emails,texts or calls...in my semi stoned stage I had that moment of clarity.....I didn't want to see the guy again ever and i didn't want him to hold that 300 bucks over my head
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I want to laugh but it's actually sad. I hope you find some balance JNN.
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TBOMBZ part 2
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At least he didn't get hard. This is his saving grace.
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I want to laugh but it's actually sad. I hope you find some balance JNN.
you should laugh because after all that (as che points out) i still didn't take the money
you know at times I think to myself "it's not like if he calls in the favor that you have to actually pay him back---you can just ignore him or say that you are in Greece (no hom...ah, fuck it) or something"
btw guys.....you will never know that pain that is a all teeth blow job (from a guy) when you are limp and in a cold room........you will never know that feeling
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What kind of gimp pays a dude to jack-off in front of him and nothing else? I don't blame you bro taking money for that if you really needed it for a fix.
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Nothing to read here folks,lets just keep moving along...
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Nothing to read here folks,lets just keep moving along...
Could have used this as the first post. >:(
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Now I am calling bullshit. This is too easy of a story.
Someone blew the load too quickly.
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Now I am calling bullshit. This is too easy of a story.
Someone blew the load too quickly.
Not JNN. He didn't get hard.
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What made me laugh about this was I didn't realize that che was just quoting a story I told on reddit...for a second I thought he too became a drug addicted wannabe male model who got tricked into escorting
btw----you all accused me of doing g4p for the longest time.........well you know if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck and walks like a duck than it is probably a duck
come on guys----it shouldn't be a shock I did some the things I did...however in my defense I did have a "drug addiction" at the time
I put "drug addiction" in quotes because that's what I called it.....but then I met REAL ADDICTS and I realized that I was nothing compared to them.....I was a rookie
long story short- yes- i've done g4p (or not pay as in that story however I did do other things that need not be mentioned)
i never blew a guy, or got fucked in the ass or fucked a guy in the ass or gave a guy a handy....alot of jerking off though (EDIT: "alot of jerking off though" as in I did alot of jerking off in front of dudes who paid to watch me "finish"........oww my soul )
ive done lots of shit im not proud of in my addiction... never g4p though... but frankly like you said, you realize real quick what kind of addict you are when you see the guys taking it up the ass or stealing from their fucking grandparents/roommates/foster children, or literally just walking into target and walking out with loads of silver. ..
I never could bring myself to steal, or to sell my body, or any of that shit... when I met those people, I was like, "holy shit these people do exist and im so glad I havent reached that point."
I remember a chick came into my hotel room and asked if id smoke her out with some of my dope, and when I said yes she just oulled my pants down and went to town.. I asked her wtf and she said she was paying, and wasnt that ok, as she didnt have cash.
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Salvatore has seen it all, which is why he is so aware of the scene and what it may bring
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:o :o
JNN ' real talk '
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This creep ND has pics of everyone from years ago. Something's wrong about you..
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Pure entertainment from Johnny!
"1"
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This creep ND has pics of everyone from years ago. Something's wrong about you..
I'm GetBig's historian ;)
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you should laugh because after all that (as che points out) i still didn't take the money
you know at times I think to myself "it's not like if he calls in the favor that you have to actually pay him back---you can just ignore him or say that you are in Greece (no hom...ah, fuck it) or something"
btw guys.....you will never know that pain that is a all teeth blow job (from a guy) when you are limp and in a cold room........you will never know that feeling
lolol
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:D ;D
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What if you dick got hard watching gay porn on the internet, does that mean you are gay.
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I'm GetBig's Chief Creep
fixed
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if Tbombz had sucked on JNN, he would have gotten hard.
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:o :o
JNN ' real talk '
Insert Dana Linn Bailey joke..... ;D
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if Tbombz had sucked on JNN, he would have gotten hard.
Tbombz would have stuck his finger in his ass and worked the prostate.
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Ho Ho Ho...
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fixed
Ouch , that was brutal ::)
yes I'm running neck-and-neck with Tbumz in that department ::)
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if Tbombz had sucked on JNN, he would have gotten hard.
FF, can't you get a funnier avatar? :D
That plain color-one is so boring! How about a gif? :D
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Tbombz would have stuck his finger in his ass and worked the prostate.
In his own ass, Johnny's ass, or both?
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In his own ass, Johnny's ass, or both?
On Both! :D
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In his own ass, Johnny's ass, or both?
Both. You really think Bombz would leave a hole unfilled?
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Both. You really think Bombz would leave a hole unfilled?
Good point. the greedy bastard.
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TBOMBZ part 2
Ding ding ding ding, we have a winner.
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the answer to this question is that (and this was my rationale at the time) if I took the money then I thought I was kinda in debt to him and that he would probably call or email me with one of those "look you mother fucker- I paid you- YOU OWE ME!!" emails,texts or calls...in my semi stoned stage I had that moment of clarity.....I didn't want to see the guy again ever and i didn't want him to hold that 300 bucks over my head
Johnny you know I love you but , as a former hustler myself I'm really disappointed with you , in the sex businesses you always get paid in advance ,that money is yours no matter what happen after.
PS: I'll give it a pass because the drug thing.
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johnynoname is gayer than a pack of cock flavoured cookies.
;D
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johnynoname is gayer than a pack of cock flavoured cookies.
hahaha
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Johnny you know I love you but , as a former hustler myself I'm really disappointed with you , in the sex businesses you always get paid in advance ,that money is yours no matter what happen after.
PS: I'll give it a pass because the drug thing.
this, sadly, is something I didn't do even with my future "missions" .....I always figured that I could strong arm whoever didn't pay me figuring that they were some self loving, old twink/queen....sadly some of these guys could have probably beat the living shit out of me.....then again at this time I was so thin and weak a slight pick up in wind gust could have knocked me out
I also use the "i'll blame it on being stoned for not taking the money" but in retrospect I realized that if I had enough clarity to actually remember exact details about that night (for instance: i remember that it happend on the first or second saturday of may of 2009- it was the saturday of the NOC in 09) then I wasn't that fucked up to take the money....again- my legit reason for not taking the money was i just didn't want to be indebted to this guy
in retrospect I realize that the "hustling game" IS A HUSTLE......rob, cheat and steal (RIP Eddy)...if I go back to this sick game (and I'm only gonna bang chicks this time) I'll make sure a envelope is waiting for me BEFOREHAND.....however the straight hustling game has to have more tacit than g4p hustling...from my understanding is that if you deal with a classier broad (which is mostly movie bullshit mind you) then I may have to be "classier"
I dunno--long story short this summer I might have to go back to stripping and MAYBE working as a "shot boi" at a gay bar on friday nights....however- my money will only go into my nose not because im using drugs but because I have a huge nose and I can store alot of things inside of it.....you know that little, chubby mexican kid from "modern family"? that little fucker owns a bungalo in my left nostril- that's how big my nizose is
Now I am calling bullshit. This is too easy of a story.
Someone blew the load too quickly.
i hate to pull the whole "I swear on my grandfather's soul" thing here because my mom's dad was a amazing and virtuous man and his soul should have nothing to do with black tear away pants, a Lisa Stansfield hair cut or being overly tan year round however I swear on my grandfather's soul on all of this
ive done lots of shit im not proud of in my addiction... never g4p though... but frankly like you said, you realize real quick what kind of addict you are when you see the guys taking it up the ass or stealing from their fucking grandparents/roommates/foster children, or literally just walking into target and walking out with loads of silver. ..
I never could bring myself to steal, or to sell my body, or any of that shit... when I met those people, I was like, "holy shit these people do exist and im so glad I havent reached that point."
I remember a chick came into my hotel room and asked if id smoke her out with some of my dope, and when I said yes she just oulled my pants down and went to town.. I asked her wtf and she said she was paying, and wasnt that ok, as she didnt have cash.
you meet THESE people and you say to yourself "what the hell is wrong with these fucking assholes?! These people have fucking kids?!"
Long story short- i was more addicted to not existing than I was to drugs.....see in life you actually have consequesnces and you have to deal with the reality that if you have a goal that there is a possibility that you will fail......I SUCK at accepting rejection and failure (which explains my "dating life" in the normal/non stripping world)
however you know when you are a junkie and your goal is to be a junkie then YOU NEVER FAIL...THERE IS NO WAY TO BE A SHITTY JUNKIE...YOU ALWAYS WIN (at being a junkie)
what made me stop?.....honestly- I just decided to grow up and live a real life and not drop out
What kind of gimp pays a dude to jack-off in front of him and nothing else? I don't blame you bro taking money for that if you really needed it for a fix.
if you make your intentions clear of what you are willing to do (and not do) then the client will have to take it or leave it----if someone wrote me for full blown gay fucking I always quoted a huge price (always 10 grand...yes 10 grand!!) and if they called my bluff then I guess I was gonna have to do alot of thinking or just not write them back....thankfully (sadly for my ego though :( ) nobody ever called my bluff
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do you often get a floppy cock?
you and sevastase would have a lot to talk about.
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do you often get a floppy cock?
you and sevastase would have a lot to talk about.
never
when i'm around a woman (honestly- I am straight) if she touches my arm i at least get a semi
I will however admit that I can't get hard for myself though....like when I beat off to the old spank bank i'm just tugging at skin....I've become bored with myself...the thrill is gone ....but I've been beating off for a long time so it is kinda normal i imagive for someone to be jaded towards there ownself- no?
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this, sadly, is something I didn't do even with my future "missions" .....I always figured that I could strong arm whoever didn't pay me figuring that they were
in retrospect I realize that the "hustling game" IS A HUSTLE......rob, cheat and steal (RIP Eddy)...if I go back to this sick game (and I'm only gonna bang chicks this time) I'll make sure a envelope is waiting for me BEFOREHAND.....however the straight hustling game has to have more tacit than g4p hustling...from my understanding is that if you deal with a classier broad (which is mostly movie bullshit mind you) then I may have to be "classier"
I dunno--long story short this summer I might have to go back to stripping and MAYBE working as a "shot boi" at a gay bar on friday nights....however- my money will only go into my nose not because im using drugs but because I have a huge nose and I can store alot of things inside of it.....you know that little, chubby mexican kid from "modern family"? that little fucker owns a bungalo in my left nostril- that's how big my nizose is
i hate to pull the whole "I swear on my grandfather's soul" thing here because my mom's dad was a amazing and virtuous man and his soul should have nothing to do with black tear away pants, a Lisa Stansfield hair cut or being overly tan year round however I swear on my grandfather's soul on all of this
you meet THESE people and you say to yourself "what the hell is wrong with these fucking assholes?! These people have fucking kids?!"
Long story short- i was more addicted to not existing than I was to drugs.....see in life you actually have consequesnces and you have to deal with the reality that if you have a goal that there is a possibility that you will fail......I SUCK at accepting rejection and failure (which explains my "dating life" in the normal/non stripping world)
however you know when you are a junkie and your goal is to be a junkie then YOU NEVER FAIL...THERE IS NO WAY TO BE A SHITTY JUNKIE...YOU ALWAYS WIN (at being a junkie)
what made me stop?.....honestly- I just decided to grow up and live a real life and not drop out
if you make your intentions clear of what you are willing to do (and not do) then the client will have to take it or leave it----if someone wrote me for full blown gay fucking I always quoted a huge price (always 10 grand...yes 10 grand!!) and if they called my bluff then I guess I was gonna have to do alot of thinking or just not write them back....thankfully (sadly for my ego though :( ) nobody ever called my bluff
Johnny in the hustling game you have to be an asshole , no other way around it .
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never
when i'm around a woman (honestly- I am straight) if she touches my arm i at least get a semi
I will however admit that I can't get hard for myself though....like when I beat off to the old spank bank i'm just tugging at skin....I've become bored with myself...the thrill is gone ....but I've been beating off for a long time so it is kinda normal i imagive for someone to be jaded towards there ownself- no?
Oh where is sarcasm when we need him?
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No. Hey. You don't have to defend your heterosexuality to us.
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Johnny in the hustling game you have to be have an asshole , no other way around it .
8)
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so what if jonny travelled to a hotel room and let some stranger suck his cock
seems like some people are throwing gay accusations round without any evidence
nothing to see here folks just a producer trying to help his star perform
Funniest post of the day right there.
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so what if jonny travelled to a hotel room and let some stranger suck his cock
seems like some people are throwing gay accusations round without any evidence
nothing to see here folks just a producer trying to help his star perform
haha yes, nothing gay about that at all
Just an artist trying to master his craft is all
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you meet THESE people and you say to yourself "what the hell is wrong with these fucking assholes?! These people have fucking kids?!"
Long story short- i was more addicted to not existing than I was to drugs.....see in life you actually have consequesnces and you have to deal with the reality that if you have a goal that there is a possibility that you will fail......I SUCK at accepting rejection and failure (which explains my "dating life" in the normal/non stripping world)
however you know when you are a junkie and your goal is to be a junkie then YOU NEVER FAIL...THERE IS NO WAY TO BE A SHITTY JUNKIE...YOU ALWAYS WIN (at being a junkie)
what made me stop?.....honestly- I just decided to grow up and live a real life and not drop out
You know what? Very similar story to mine. I liked the fact that it was a fantasy, that it wasnt real and that I had no consequences nor did I care about any of the people I was hanging out with.. I had zero responsibilties and zero accountability.
I did the same thing.. eventually when I'd relapse, I wouldn't get that "fantasy freedom" anymore.. eventually I settled down and started a normal life... luckily I had met a wonderful woman that stood by my side through a few relapses and hard times... but I have a really decent, normal life.. and it's amazing how much easier it is to deal with lifes ups and downs that those "fantasy freedom" ups and downs.
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How the fuck did I miss this? All three pages are Fitness Frenzy best of getbig quotes material.
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But, is he “sexual”
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he is a bitter old queer. never was never will be anything. crybaby fake
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let's be honest- I'm a very important person in the history of this LGBTQ+ funded website (special thanks to the Shoah Foundation)
I've brought many of you to laughter, tears, tears, bouts of crying and some other shit
in closing, you'd all be nothing without me and the void left by my departure made you emotionally incomplete like that diet pill lady at the end of "requiem from a dream"....you're all ugly on the inside and your mothers let the phone go to voicemail whenever she sees you on the caller ID
take care, comb your hair
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You are on the Homo Mt Rushmore with tay tay.
What a great achievement for you.
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I dunno--long story short this summer I might have to go back to stripping and MAYBE working as a "shot boi" at a gay bar on friday nights....however- my money will only go into my nose not because im using drugs but because I have a huge nose and I can store alot of things inside of it.
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You are on the Homo Mt Rushmore with tay tay.
Mount Butt-more?
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JNN is a valued poster on GB.
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JNN is open and honest. So refreshing these days.