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WTF JNN ?
« on: December 20, 2013, 11:23:51 AM »
i had a Model Mayhem profile....in my description I had (dumbly--if that's a word) mention that I did strip

a guy asked me if I was interested in being on a start up website that would give gay men a first person view of lap dance and then finish off by beating off....

the guy gave me a great rate to meet me in the big city near me....

anyway, i showed up to the hotel and of course I was stoned and wasn't very hungry so I didn't eat...I weighed like 160 pounds....I was fucking shredded but like Iggy pop shreded...it was "attractive" but not healthy

I preface this because when you are that point you CAN'T GET HARD!!!

back to the story... i go to the room....camera guy was there...the guy who offered me the job was there...I started performing...I COULDN"T GET HARD....

Long story short after alot of attempts I still couldn't get hard (even with two levitras in me) so the "producer" (who was totally cool about it) sent the camera guy home....I apologized to the producer with the whole " i didn't know how this could happen" thing

"you want me to suck on it- maybe that will work?"

now- I already had that money spent in my head--it was gonna go towards rent and a nice pair of Diesel jeans (#FirstWorlder) so I was like "i'm not gonna get paid for the shoot but maybe he'll pay me for blowing me".....

"yeah sure" i said

...it was all teeth (sorry guys) and i got even limper (damn you heterosexuality)

"i can't do this- sorry"

producer offered me 300 bucks for my troubles....I didn't take it


WTF?

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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2013, 11:25:41 AM »
Stfu
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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2013, 11:26:08 AM »
johnynoname is gayer than a pack of cock flavoured cookies.

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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2013, 11:28:02 AM »
It's only gay if you get hard when the producer sucks you off..
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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2013, 11:28:25 AM »
It's only gay if you get hard when the producer sucks you off..

The cock sucking is fine, but why he didn't take the money   ???

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1mmxh7/iama_former_male_stripperall_that_glitters_isnt/

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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2013, 11:33:08 AM »
johnynoname is gayer than a pack of cock flavoured cookies.



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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2013, 11:33:41 AM »
Sal has seen some things.
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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2013, 11:36:00 AM »
The cock sucking is fine, but why he didn't take the money   ???

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1mmxh7/iama_former_male_stripperall_that_glitters_isnt/

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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2013, 11:38:19 AM »
Did you take the offer? :-o
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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2013, 11:39:51 AM »
Waiting on a 3 page report from Primemuscle.

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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2013, 11:41:44 AM »
You got balls kid. Easily admits to gay 4 pay.

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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2013, 11:50:15 AM »
You got balls kid. Easily admits to gay 4 pay.

He didn't get pay ,it bothers me .

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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2013, 11:53:05 AM »
He didn't get pay ,it bothers me .

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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2013, 11:57:07 AM »
so what if jonny travelled to a hotel room and let some stranger suck his cock

seems like some people are throwing gay accusations round without any evidence

nothing to see here folks just a producer trying to help his star perform
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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2013, 12:02:36 PM »
Jesus Christ. That's unfortunate on so many levels.

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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2013, 12:29:19 PM »
i had a Model Mayhem profile....in my description I had (dumbly--if that's a word) mention that I did strip

a guy asked me if I was interested in being on a start up website that would give gay men a first person view of lap dance and then finish off by beating off....

the guy gave me a great rate to meet me in the big city near me....

anyway, i showed up to the hotel and of course I was stoned and wasn't very hungry so I didn't eat...I weighed like 160 pounds....I was fucking shredded but like Iggy pop shreded...it was "attractive" but not healthy

I preface this because when you are that point you CAN'T GET HARD!!!

back to the story... i go to the room....camera guy was there...the guy who offered me the job was there...I started performing...I COULDN"T GET HARD....

Long story short after alot of attempts I still couldn't get hard (even with two levitras in me) so the "producer" (who was totally cool about it) sent the camera guy home....I apologized to the producer with the whole " i didn't know how this could happen" thing

"you want me to suck on it- maybe that will work?"

now- I already had that money spent in my head--it was gonna go towards rent and a nice pair of Diesel jeans (#FirstWorlder) so I was like "i'm not gonna get paid for the shoot but maybe he'll pay me for blowing me".....

"yeah sure" i said

...it was all teeth (sorry guys) and i got even limper (damn you heterosexuality)

"i can't do this- sorry"

producer offered me 300 bucks for my troubles....I didn't take it


WTF?




What made me laugh about this was I didn't realize that che was just quoting a story I told on reddit...for a second I thought he too became a drug addicted wannabe male model who got tricked into escorting


btw----you all accused me of doing g4p for the longest time.........well you know if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck and walks like a duck than it is probably a duck



come on guys----it shouldn't be a shock I did some the things I did...however in my defense I did have a "drug addiction" at the time


I put "drug addiction" in quotes because that's what I called it.....but then I met REAL ADDICTS and I realized that I was nothing compared to them.....I was a rookie



long story short- yes- i've done g4p (or not pay as in that story however I did do other things that need not be mentioned)


i never blew a guy, or got fucked in the ass or fucked a guy in the ass or gave a guy a handy....alot of jerking off though (EDIT: "alot of jerking off though" as in I did alot of jerking off in front of dudes who paid to watch me "finish"........oww my soul )

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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2013, 12:31:53 PM »
The cock sucking is fine, but why he didn't take the money   ???

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1mmxh7/iama_former_male_stripperall_that_glitters_isnt/

the answer to this question is that (and this was my rationale at the time) if I took the money then I thought I was kinda in debt to him and that he would probably call or email me with one of those "look you mother fucker- I paid you- YOU OWE ME!!" emails,texts or calls...in my semi stoned stage I had that moment of clarity.....I didn't want to see the guy again ever and i didn't want him to hold that 300 bucks over my head

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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2013, 12:36:01 PM »
I want to laugh but it's actually sad. I hope you find some balance JNN.

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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2013, 12:38:25 PM »
TBOMBZ part 2

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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2013, 12:38:52 PM »
At least he didn't get hard.  This is his saving grace.
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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2013, 12:40:00 PM »
I want to laugh but it's actually sad. I hope you find some balance JNN.

you should laugh because after all that (as che points out) i still didn't take the money

you know at times I think to myself "it's not like if he calls in the favor that you have to actually pay him back---you can just ignore him or say that you are in Greece (no hom...ah, fuck it) or something"


btw guys.....you will never know that pain that is a all teeth blow job (from a guy) when you are limp and in a cold room........you will never know that feeling

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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2013, 12:42:26 PM »
What kind of gimp pays a dude to jack-off in front of him and nothing else? I don't blame you bro taking money for that if you really needed it for a fix.
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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2013, 12:56:24 PM »
Nothing to read here folks,lets just keep moving along...

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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2013, 01:01:51 PM »
Nothing to read here folks,lets just keep moving along...

Could have used this as the first post.  >:(

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Re: WTF JNN ?
« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2013, 01:05:35 PM »
Now I am calling bullshit. This is too easy of a story.

Someone blew the load too quickly.