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I literally did nothing. Played with my son, fucked my wife a couple times, ate a carb heavy cheese stuffed tortellini meal, and went to bed early.
I used to look forward to getting shit faced and chasing ass... now... I have zero desire to do any of that shit on New Years.
woke up feeling great, no hangover, wifes making french toast. Dont have to worry about whether or not I caught an STD from the whore sleeping on top of me, dont have to find out what I did last night from said whore, dont have to spend a day feeling like shit or wondering where all my money went.
Seems like the little things make me so much happier than I ever was partying or drugging.
Life is good.
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Quite often it's the little things that make the big things possible.
Happy New Year.
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Quite often it's the little things that make the big things possible.
Happy New Year.
happy new year to you too.
and happy new year to all getbiggers everywhere.
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I literally did nothing. Played with my son, fucked my wife a couple times, ate a carb heavy cheese stuffed tortellini meal, and went to bed early.
I used to look forward to getting shit faced and chasing ass... now... I have zero desire to do any of that shit on New Years.
woke up feeling great, no hangover, wifes making french toast. Dont have to worry about whether or not I caught an STD from the whore sleeping on top of me, dont have to find out what I did last night from said whore, dont have to spend a day feeling like shit or wondering where all my money went.
Seems like the little things make me so much happier than I ever was partying or drugging.
Life is good.
Good post, and just about the same in my case,except no kids,and when I went to get laid,the old day was sound asleep. :(
Happy New Year.
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I literally did nothing. Played with my son, fucked my wife a couple times, ate a carb heavy cheese stuffed tortellini meal, and went to bed early.
I used to look forward to getting shit faced and chasing ass... now... I have zero desire to do any of that shit on New Years.
woke up feeling great, no hangover, wifes making french toast. Dont have to worry about whether or not I caught an STD from the whore sleeping on top of me, dont have to find out what I did last night from said whore, dont have to spend a day feeling like shit or wondering where all my money went.
Seems like the little things make me so much happier than I ever was partying or drugging.
Life is good.
Sounds exactly like my night. Ate tortellini, banged your wife. Didn't play with your son, though (no pedo).
But seriously, the wife and I stayed up until 00:30 because the fireworks would have woken us up at midnight anyway. Ate a nice meal, made some popcorn, watched a few movies. She's having a visit from aunt Flo, so no sex. Made a few nip slips during Halloween part 1 more interesting. ;D
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Not a thing. In bed by 11....as usual
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I literally did nothing. Played with my son, fucked my wife a couple times, ate a carb heavy cheese stuffed tortellini meal, and went to bed early.
I used to look forward to getting shit faced and chasing ass... now... I have zero desire to do any of that shit on New Years.
woke up feeling great, no hangover, wifes making french toast. Dont have to worry about whether or not I caught an STD from the whore sleeping on top of me, dont have to find out what I did last night from said whore, dont have to spend a day feeling like shit or wondering where all my money went.
Seems like the little things make me so much happier than I ever was partying or drugging.
Life is good.
i think you don't quite understand what 'literally' means
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I literally did nothing. Played with my son, fucked my wife a couple times, ate a carb heavy cheese stuffed tortellini meal, and went to bed early.
I used to look forward to getting shit faced and chasing ass... now... I have zero desire to do any of that shit on New Years.
woke up feeling great, no hangover, wifes making french toast. Dont have to worry about whether or not I caught an STD from the whore sleeping on top of me, dont have to find out what I did last night from said whore, dont have to spend a day feeling like shit or wondering where all my money went.
Seems like the little things make me so much happier than I ever was partying or drugging.
Life is good.
I played with my son , I fucked my wife thinking about your wife and ate chicken.
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i think you don't quite understand what 'literally' means
No, he does. It's just in reference to the normal celebratory hijinks directly related to New Years Eve (of which he did none), that's all.
Happy New Year, Coach!
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Sounds exactly like my night. Ate tortellini, banged your wife. Didn't play with your son, though (no pedo).
But seriously, the wife and I stayed up until 00:30 because the fireworks would have woken us up at midnight anyway. Ate a nice meal, made some popcorn, watched a few movies. She's having a visit from aunt Flo, so no sex. Made a few nip slips during Halloween part 1 more interesting. ;D
did she at least make you pay up front this time? I was fucking pissed last time she didnt have the money.
:D
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No, he does. It's just in reference to the normal celebratory hijinks directly related to New Years Eve (of which he did none), that's all.
Happy New Year, Coach!
this. Plus,if you think about it, ts impossible to literally do nothing... youre always breathing, sleeping, doing something.. so the turn of phrase is relative to the normal new years shenanigans.
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Had a great steak dinner and a bottle of wine. Put the boy to bed and my wife and I were too exhausted from the cavalcade of family over the last 10 days to do anything but collapse. Dead to the world by 10:30.
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I was at a huge party where everyone was asking "Where's Shockwave?"
I said I didn't know but he should be here :(
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Sounds exactly like my night. Ate tortellini, banged your wife. Didn't play with your son, though (no pedo).
But seriously, the wife and I stayed up until 00:30 because the fireworks would have woken us up at midnight anyway. Ate a nice meal, made some popcorn, watched a few movies. She's having a visit from aunt Flo, so no sex. Made a few nip slips during Halloween part 1 more interesting. ;D
your wife is a lucky woman (no homo)
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Family came over.....sat around tabled till 1-1:30 then everyone went home......watched Russian new year concert, absolutely horrific. And Cristal now comes in a nice box, but still sour and only I like it, everyone else had a sip and opened the perfume sweet cheap bubbly, proletariat worker scum ;D
Mishka lapped up all the spillage when I pop them after the usual "you're an idiot" scream from the wife when I try and nail her with the cork. ;D
Just got up an hour ago.....good start.
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Same here. Didn't get any :-\ from the wife.. hate blue balls.. got the not tonight honey...
I have a headache .... >:( .. that's what I get for putting to much Jose cuervo tequilla in the margarita Machine :-\
but overall had a good time playing with my son and cooking out some burger's and chicken..
my inlaws came over to spend new years eve with us.. get along great with them.. ;)
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wish i didnt. spent too much and got my mirror kicked off my car. new years is overrated
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Same here, except wife banging and kids part, I spent last night completely alone, playing starcraft with my buddy and then talking with friend on skype. I have never done any of what you have mentioned, different social circles I guess. Banging whores and drugging is unheard of among my friends, most of them are either alone or in long time relationships.
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I literally did nothing. Played with my son, fucked my wife a couple times, ate a carb heavy cheese stuffed tortellini meal, and went to bed early.
I used to look forward to getting shit faced and chasing ass... now... I have zero desire to do any of that shit on New Years.
woke up feeling great, no hangover, wifes making french toast. Dont have to worry about whether or not I caught an STD from the whore sleeping on top of me, dont have to find out what I did last night from said whore, dont have to spend a day feeling like shit or wondering where all my money went.
Seems like the little things make me so much happier than I ever was partying or drugging.
Life is good.
You, my friend, have "arrived." Congrats. This is almost exactly what I did for New Year's eve.
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Same, not big on "nights out" anymore, realise its more about the journey, the long term goals, doing what you want to do as opposed to what you think everyone else wants you to do.
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So had some buds last night and ended up with just a bj.....no sex. :(
Anyways, was wondering, who got the hottest wifey here... 8)
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Did nothing hung out with wife and daughters, ate a little, drank a little didn't get laid! Basically same as every other night!
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Same here, except wife banging and kids part, I spent last night completely alone, playing starcraft with my buddy and then talking with friend on skype. I have never done any of what you have mentioned, different social circles I guess. Banging whores and drugging is unheard of among my friends, most of them are either alone or in long time relationships.
Before I met my girlfriend now wife.. I had gotten tired of partying and staying up late on new years eve ... I stayed home a couple of years and played xbox on xbox live and had a blast playing the original starwars battlefront and some arcade classics.. ;D
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your wife is a lucky woman (no homo)
She has a great guy. Too bad for her that she's still married to me. ;D
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So had some buds last night and ended up with just a bj.....no sex. :(
Anyways, was wondering, who got the hottest wifey here... 8)
One of your buds blew you last night? W T F man. Keep that shit to your self.
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So had some buds last night and ended up with just a bj.....no sex. :(
Are you a homosexual ,Macos?
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One of your buds blew you last night? W T F man. Keep that shit to your self.
I meant budweisers bro.....beer.
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One of your buds blew you last night? W T F man. Keep that shit to your self.
Haha, first thing I thought reading that post too... I kinda scratched my head and was thinking "WTF, hope one of your buds is a chick...."
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Same here, except wife banging and kids part, I spent last night completely alone, playing starcraft with my buddy and then talking with friend on skype. I have never done any of what you have mentioned, different social circles I guess. Banging whores and drugging is unheard of among my friends, most of them are either alone or in long time relationships.
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I vaguely remember this one time I went out on NYE and was arrested and in jail by 10 PM......or was that two times ???
All the idiots are out in force...glad to say I`m now an idiot who stays home and chills.
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Anyone else not do shit last night?
I did not defecate last night.
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I did not defecate last night.
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But... did you reverse defecate semen into your butthole?
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But... did you reverse defecate semen into your butthole?
That goes without saying First Sergeant Shockwave.
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Haha, first thing I thought reading that post too... I kinda scratched my head and was thinking "WTF, hope one of your buds is a chick...."
Hahaha.....
no homo
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That goes without saying First Sergeant Shockwave.
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Lulz. Pretty sure you're aiming several ranks to high. Try PFC. I may or may not have been busted down a couple times.
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I did not defecate last night.
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Up your ass fiber my brother! ;)
Happy New Year OMR.
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Up your ass fiber my brother! ;)
Happy New Year OMR.
Happy New Year Wes!!
Wishing everyone here the very best!
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Nothing but I did go to the store and after leaving there i was driving down the street and I saw a group of people walk out of a bar and get into a big fight. It was a 25mph zone so I saw some good stuff. Was a little tempted to pull to the curb but chose not to. This was only about 11:15 :-\
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I would have called Big Ron on 911.
no homo
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Had a couple of beers and a magical brownie, that's about it.
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Watched a Netflix docu on the Bloods and Crips. Went to bed at 10:00. Word.
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Basically did the same. Hang out watched movies with kids. Wife and I got down after all were in bed then just chatted for awhile. Sneaking sex is easy with kids but having an hour or two uninterrupted to just talk and be a couple is much harder so I cherish these kind of nights.
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Went to a buddy's house, smoked and watched the Walking Dead Marathon, got bar food to go. Went home, ate and fell asleep. Life is good.
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Went to a techno party, got smashed, hit on every hot chick in sight. Failed misarebly with every single one of them :-X. Game totally off tonight.
Should have just stayed home and get wasted while ''the smiths'' play in the background.
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Went to a techno party, got smashed, hit on every hot chick in sight. Failed misarebly with every single one of them :-X. Game totally off tonight. Fapped like a boss.
FIFY.
Props on the excellent Bricktop avatar, btw.
Cheers!
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Got together with in-laws. Drank two bottles of my favorite brew, black and blue made by dogfish head, and fell asleep before twelve. I live an exciting life.
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FIFY.
Props on the excellent Bricktop avatar, btw.
Cheers!
Thanks
Too smashed to fap
Morning hangover fap of peace
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It was wild enough at work- no "party" except got a diet pepsi from the commissary!
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Went to a techno party, got smashed, hit on every hot chick in sight. Failed misarebly with every single one of them :-X. Game totally off tonight.
Should have just stayed home and get wasted while ''the smiths'' play in the background.
What kind of techno?
This was my first new years in probably a decade I wasn't out ripping it in another country at a club. Fell asleep with my newborn baby girl on my chest at 11
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Hung with a lady friend, ate way too much PF Changs and a half of an apple pie.
Relaxing evening.
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Smoked a few bongs and ate some nachos w/ cheese and watched a couple of movies. Got laid. Nice sober night, people were drinking and I wasn't even tempted.
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After work picked up sushi went home drank with beer and out like a light at 10
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What kind of techno?
This was my first new years in probably a decade I wasn't out ripping it in another country at a club. Fell asleep with my newborn baby girl on my chest at 11
Same artist,simular style last night. Good to hear you enjoyed the beauty of your newborn!
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Put my daughter to bed, ordered take out, suggested my wife clean the house a bit while I was out shoveling snow. Watched ball drop and in bed by 12:15. Today I am dismantling all decorations thinking about work tomorrow. Currently posting on teh shitter. Nap time in 20 minutes!
This is the life!
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What kind of techno?
This was my first new years in probably a decade I wasn't out ripping it in another country at a club. Fell asleep with my newborn baby girl on my chest at 11
Congrats on the little one
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Went out for Thai, then to her place which I left at 10:30, declining her seductive invitation to 'stick it in if you want to' because she's a fat moron. Home b4 12 and glad of it. 2013 can fuck off.
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I literally did nothing. Played with my son, fucked my wife a couple times, ate a carb heavy cheese stuffed tortellini meal, and went to bed early.
I used to look forward to getting shit faced and chasing ass... now... I have zero desire to do any of that shit on New Years.
woke up feeling great, no hangover, wifes making french toast. Dont have to worry about whether or not I caught an STD from the whore sleeping on top of me, dont have to find out what I did last night from said whore, dont have to spend a day feeling like shit or wondering where all my money went.
Seems like the little things make me so much happier than I ever was partying or drugging.
Life is good.
untill angelic wife divorces you
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Same artist,simular style last night. Good to hear you enjoyed the beauty of your newborn!
Definitely know slam saw them in Ibiza. A bit too bangin' for me, been getting into a lot of deep house of late.
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Woke early (4:30) to go to work ... came home and jammed some music and then went to bed at nine (had to wake again at 4:30 this morning).
Yeah, big party. ;D
P.S. Doesn't matter. I'd rather avoid all the alcohol-fuelled shenanigans, anyway.
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Had frozen pizza with some TGIF chips and cheese. Rarely eat the last two. Took the dogs out to romp a bit. Watched DVDS while drinking "Skinny girl" Margaritas over ice with the wife. Wasn't too bad. Passed out after midnight due to sheer exhaustion. Life after 50 lol...
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I dont remember.
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Filet Mignon with Bearnaise sauce and then massive amounts of sex with the g/f.
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only went out for an early dinner
spent my nye on gbf
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Had new years at the bar I work at...was a blast. DJ and champagne. Drank with some coworkers after then met a hot as Latina (body was a 9, face 8 and cute AS FUCK) on the pier...made out and got a blow job but no fcuk. Almost got busted by the police but we hid behind a trash can..
finished off the night with some tacos then went home.
It was a good night and I needed it.
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Did the same thing we've done the last several years. Get together with a few friends and their kids. Make food at one of our friends houses, play games, watch college ball and then shoot off $300 of fireworks for the wives and kids in street in front of their house.....good times.
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Went to my friends saw my goddaughters and celebrated getting my new job. By 8 oclock I went home to sleep. Probably the best time I've had on new years in years.
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I pinned my delt and took a nice big shit. Heard the neighbors lighting off fireworks when the clock struck 12.
Was busy getting started on my resolutions for the new year. I want to get back in shape and also have stellar bowel movements. Big healthy shits are key. 8)
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I pinned my delt and took a nice big shit. Heard the neighbors lighting off fireworks when the clock struck 12.
Was busy getting started on my resolutions for the new year. I want to get back in shape and also have stellar bowel movements. Big healthy shits are key. 8)
your half one the right path half still being stupid and roiding
why not give your dad the roids and you just stay home and focus on your pyramid shits?
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your half one the right path half still being stupid and roiding
why not give your dad the roids and you just stay home and focus on your pyramid shits?
Why not go fuck yourself?
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your half one the right path half still being stupid and roiding
why not give your dad the roids and you just stay home and focus on your pyramid shits?
I actually had my best ever pyramid shit this morning, came out of the bowl like the pyramid of Giza. Literally about 10 minutes later I got a message from a 22 year old I've been after for a month asking if I wanted to go on a date with her tonight. The shit must have given me good luck, tonight is going to be great.
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I actually had my best ever pyramid shit this morning, came out of the bowl like the pyramid of Giza. Literally about 10 minutes later I got a message from a 22 year old I've been after for a month asking if I wanted to go on a date with her tonight. The shit must have given me good luck, tonight is going to be great.
All the best with your bowel movements and love life in 2014. The two go hand in hand!
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All the best with your bowel movements and love life in 2014. The two go hand in hand!
Thank you kind sir, hoping for success on both accounts this year.
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What kind of techno?
This was my first new years in probably a decade I wasn't out ripping it in another country at a club. Fell asleep with my newborn baby girl on my chest at 11
Cute. Don't you just love it when they fall asleep on your chest or in your arms? :)
As for me, ...I broke into my stash, ...but barely finished 3 glasses. Oh well, I'm stocked up for the year.
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I dont give a piss.
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lots of bros seeking affection from other bros in this thread about how they fell asleep at 10 oclocock
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I went to get my good shovel out of storage. The snowstorm that will start here tonight will be worse than previously reported. Parts of NY/NJ will get over a foot to 18".
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I literally did nothing. Played with my son, fucked my wife a couple times, ate a carb heavy cheese stuffed tortellini meal, and went to bed early.
I used to look forward to getting shit faced and chasing ass... now... I have zero desire to do any of that shit on New Years.
woke up feeling great, no hangover, wifes making french toast. Dont have to worry about whether or not I caught an STD from the whore sleeping on top of me, dont have to find out what I did last night from said whore, dont have to spend a day feeling like shit or wondering where all my money went.
Seems like the little things make me so much happier than I ever was partying or drugging.
Life is good.
getting older has its perks
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lots of bros seeking affection from other bros in this thread about how they fell asleep at 10 oclocock
We don't all have the luxury of being able to stay up for days using amphetamines, Johnny.
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I went to get my good shovel out of storage. The snowstorm that will start here tonight will be worse than previously reported. Parts of NY/NJ will get over a foot to 18".
Most getbiggers are used to 12-18 inches. :D
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i think you don't quite understand what 'literally' means
I don't think you know what it means, Google will help:
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i worked got home and watched tv... havent partied for new years in 3 years... every year before that it sucked.... i got out and drink on sat and have a good time but on new years its not the same for me
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Had new years at the bar I work at...was a blast. DJ and champagne. Drank with some coworkers after then met a hot as Latina (body was a 9, face 8 and cute AS FUCK) on the pier...made out and got a blow job but no fcuk. Almost got busted by the police but we hid behind a trash can..
finished off the night with some tacos then went home.
It was a good night and I needed it.
Is that code/prison talk?
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Got some gross chinese food (never again), drank coffee, and was still snoring by 9 PM. (Woke up a few times and caught some 3 stooges episodes).
A great night and awesome new years morning, waking up not feeling shitty...
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Went with my girl to her friends house party...I drove so no drinking...was home in bed by 1 am
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Most getbiggers are used to 12-18 inches. :D
In thier asses, yes. Lol.
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Our family visited with friends down the street. Kids played together. We played cards (asshole). Had some wine, and beer, and coffee. And some chinese food (my only complaint...I abhor chinese food, but my wife loves it and so do my friends, so I went along with it).
Didn't feel very good after the chinese food, so no lovey-dovey. But felt better in the morning, so made the kids breakfast (pancakes and bacon) and let the wifey sleep in.
All in all, pretty good times. Don't miss my crazy "push the liver to max" younger new year's eve nights. Good times, glad I did them, but not going back there.