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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Lobstah on January 16, 2014, 11:04:10 PM
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So I asked a fellow Getbigger about this, and he basically said I could do whatever I wanted because I'm female, ESPECIALLY if the guy is juicing because test sends your sex drive through the roof, but... he's not juicing, so...
There's this guy at the gym, and he is babetastic. He's a 6'5" rugby player with legs as thick as my waist. Yesterday I watched him split-squatting 305 for sets of ten and I can't be sure, but I think there was a tidal wave between my thighs because I pictured his beefy blonde ass strutting around my living room in his boxer briefs, smiling at me with the sun bouncing off his lily white quads and sparkling teeth. It might not have been a tidal wave, but whatever it was ruined my gym shorts and killed thousands of Hawaiians who were just enjoying the coastline, what a tragedy!
Sorry, let me get to the point.
If a guy hits on a girl at the gym, he's kind of corny. I mean if he's really good looking, he'll get away with it, but it'll always seem a little bit wack, and if he's NOT good looking, he's a total jabroni. Sooo... is there any way for me to hit on this (or any other) guy at the gym without being lame? And maybe score a date or a butt-to-hand high five or something? I know, I'm a dork. I never said I was cool. Somebody make me cool.
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So I asked a fellow Getbigger about this, and he basically said I could do whatever I wanted because I'm female, ESPECIALLY if the guy is juicing because test sends your sex drive through the roof, but... he's not juicing, so...
There's this guy at the gym, and he is babetastic. He's a 6'5" rugby player with legs as thick as my waist. Yesterday I watched him split-squatting 305 for sets of ten and I can't be sure, but I think there was a tidal wave between my thighs because I pictured his beefy blonde ass strutting around my living room in his boxer briefs, smiling at me with the sun bouncing off his lily white quads and sparkling teeth. It might not have been a tidal wave, but whatever it was ruined my gym shorts and killed thousands of Hawaiians who were just enjoying the coastline, what a tragedy!
Sorry, let me get to the point.
If a guy hits on a girl at the gym, he's kind of corny. I mean if he's really good looking, he'll get away with it, but it'll always seem a little bit wack, and if he's NOT good looking, he's a total jabroni. Sooo... is there any way for me to hit on this (or any other) guy at the gym without being lame? And maybe score a date or a butt-to-hand high five or something? I know, I'm a dork. I never said I was cool. Somebody make me cool.
ahh... I see you noticed me :) j/k.. I'm not 6'5" and my quads aren't lily-white. lol
usually guys who actually look like we know what we're doing, don't go to the gym to hit on girls because we assume you're there for the same reasons we are... even if we WANT to hit on you, we won't because we don't want to be "one of those guys". BUT, if the girl hits on us, we're all for it.
It's a double-standard for sure, but who cares, you benefit from it. let the dude know you're attracted to him.
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It's how I met my first wife
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It's how I met my first wife
DANG IT! I wanna be somebody's first wife! Who knows, maybe this guy's. I mean I never want any kids, but between the two of us, I'm pretty sure our offspring would never fit into any jeans EVER.
Just kidding, but I do want to sip one milkshake with two straws, so SOMEBODY GET ME SOME GAME.
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DANG IT! I wanna be somebody's first wife! Who knows, maybe this guy's. I mean I never want any kids, but between the two of us, I'm pretty sure our offspring would never fit into any jeans EVER.
Just kidding, but I do want to sip one milkshake with two straws, so SOMEBODY GET ME SOME GAME.
LOL! If you're as charming in real life as you are on this board you should have no problem. Go for it. Ask him a question about training while playing with your hair. Then every time you see him, smile and make some quick small talk. He'll get it.
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LOL! If you're as charming in real life as you are on this board you should have no problem. Go for it. Ask him a question about training while playing with your hair. Then every time you see him, smile and make some quick small talk. He'll get it.
This is pretty much the advise I gave her but maybe she wanted more feedback. Nothing wrong with using your charm and I think pellius feels the same way I do.
You only live once so go for it even though I think we were meant to be together. ;)
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If you simply ask him if he wants to fuck and he has no wife I give you a 72% chance
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This is pretty much the advise I gave her but maybe she wanted more feedback. Nothing wrong with using your charm and I think pellius feels the same way I do.
You only live once so go for it even though I think we were meant to be together. ;)
It's possible. I'm going to need to know how you feel about the following:
Henry Rollins
Caribbean food
my new glasses
Think carefully. Your answers to any of these could be dealbreakers
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If you simply ask him if he wants to fuck and he has no wife I give you a 72% chance
If I was just trying to get filled in, I could ask probably any dude. it's not really about that. it's never really about that.
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I think it is ok.
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If I was just trying to get filled in, I could ask probably any dude. it's not really about that. it's never really about that.
seriously
just make eye contact with him and smile a couple of times
if he likes you and has any game at all
he will talk to you
you chatting him up is not the starting point for a fruitful liason
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seriously
just make eye contact with him and smile a couple of times
if he likes you and has any game at all
he will talk to you
you chatting him up is not the starting point for a fruitful liason
The best advice
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Lobstah if you want to go out with me just ask, don't need to make threads about it. ;D
No seriously just follow him to his car and give him a bj in the parking lot.
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Yeah, just smile at him Lobby and hold a bit of eye contact. He will pick up the vibe unless he is deaf to all womanly charms....ie gay.
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To OP- why don't you like black guys?
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Lobstah if you want to go out with me just ask, don't need to make threads about it. ;D
No seriously just follow him to his car and give him a bj in the parking lot.
Thought about it.
Woke up alone in a pool of Lobstah broth.
just kidding
You know, I'm just not smooth enough for that haha. I swear some guy was talking to me at the gym today about the squat rack and I said, "I gotta be totally honest. I don't do very well when handsome guys talk to me while I'm working out, because I lose my shit and get all flustered, and then I just stop listening because I'm embarrassed." He said "but you're not working out NOW," and I said, "yeah, I don't know. You're too good looking. I have to go."
Can anyone even imagine the girl who says that trying to blow a guy in a parking lot? it would never work. I would nervously pee on my shoes and get jizz everywhere and it would be the worst situation for everyone involved (just him and me)
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To OP- why don't you like black guys?
what does OP stand for? I've been googling this for days now?
also, who said I didn't like black guys? this guy just isn't black. he's enormous and transparently, blindingly white. Appreciation of one is not mutually exclusive of an appreciation for the other.
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sweetheart--I can tell that you probably abhor black men
not trolling....i just KNOW that you don't like black men and only bang gringos
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So I asked a fellow Getbigger about this, and he basically said I could do whatever I wanted because I'm female, ESPECIALLY if the guy is juicing because test sends your sex drive through the roof, but... he's not juicing, so...
There's this guy at the gym, and he is babetastic. He's a 6'5" rugby player with legs as thick as my waist. Yesterday I watched him split-squatting 305 for sets of ten and I can't be sure, but I think there was a tidal wave between my thighs because I pictured his beefy blonde ass strutting around my living room in his boxer briefs, smiling at me with the sun bouncing off his lily white quads and sparkling teeth. It might not have been a tidal wave, but whatever it was ruined my gym shorts and killed thousands of Hawaiians who were just enjoying the coastline, what a tragedy!
Sorry, let me get to the point.
If a guy hits on a girl at the gym, he's kind of corny. I mean if he's really good looking, he'll get away with it, but it'll always seem a little bit wack, and if he's NOT good looking, he's a total jabroni. Sooo... is there any way for me to hit on this (or any other) guy at the gym without being lame? And maybe score a date or a butt-to-hand high five or something? I know, I'm a dork. I never said I was cool. Somebody make me cool.
If you are good looking, you can get away with anything
Things ugly people do are creepy and weird, but the same exact thing now performed by an attractiue person would then be cool.
It's all about how the target of said thing perceives the person doing it.
If he /she finds the person unattractive, it doesn't matter how smooth you are. If you are attractive to the person in question, it doesn't take much.
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sweetheart--I can tell that you probably abhor black men
not trolling....i just KNOW that you don't like black men and only bang gringos
I believe it's mostly due to their bad credit rating and that she would like to have prettier kids not growing up in Compton / Detroit.
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i'm gonna (somehow) over look the racial aspect to this thread and the fact that black women are wired like men and not like normal women (again- not trolling just telling the truth that black women WILL bang anything)
anyway with the above aside I have to say that if you are a decent (fuck- even if your below decent) why THE FUCK are you giving your pussy away?....Do you realize that you can get guys to buy things for you to bang you?
you know who asks out or hits on the opposite sex with the hopeful result being a date and/or sex?
GUYS!!!
EDIT: If i may add something
for those of you who don't think that black girls are easy then try this: go to the mall or whatever. Ask out 10 white girls and then ask out 10 black girls.....after you do that then you will truly know what i'm talking about
shit- that disgusting Streisand Tbombz found a Blizack to fake marry him
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If you are good looking, you can get away with anything
Things ugly people do are creepy and weird, but the same exact thing now performed by an attractiue person would then be cool.
It's all about how the target of said thing perceives the person doing it.
If he /she finds the person unattractive, it doesn't matter how smooth you are. If you are attractive to the person in question, it doesn't take much.
This is all so true. Well said that man.
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It might not have been a tidal wave, but whatever it was ruined my gym shorts and killed thousands of Hawaiians who were just enjoying the coastline, what a tragedy!
Sorry, let me get to the point.
Sooo... is there any way for me to hit on this (or any other) guy at the gym without being lame?
For starters, don't approach if you have what looks like a giant piss stain on your shorts.
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If you are good looking, you can get away with anything
Things ugly people do are creepy and weird, but the same exact thing now performed by an attractiue person would then be cool.
It's all about how the target of said thing perceives the person doing it.
If he /she finds the person unattractive, it doesn't matter how smooth you are. If you are attractive to the person in question, it doesn't take much.
Agreed...an interesting addendum to this point (which you are very correct on)...
Many people are hot at 20 and ugly/creepy at 40. It's a very weird thing. They get drinks free, doors held, and everything done for them at 20. Then, somewhere in 30s, that stopped and it's a huge slap in the face. By 40, their ego has to take that hit of becoming the person doing everything to get what they want.
But yeah, hot people do what they want. They're entitled to things. The best advice is to try to peak a little later. Stay hungry.
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If I was just trying to get filled in, I could ask probably any dude. it's not really about that. it's never really about that.
"Everything in the world is about sex except sex"
But ye I guess you really arent just looking for that
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It's how I met my first wife
haha brutal lie ;D
yes girls hitting on men in gym is perfectly acceptable,lobbystergirl, it happens to me all the time, theyre quite frivolous.
yesterday, one of them eyefucked me not once,not twice, but 5times.ofc i knew from first sight what she was thinking,he tried to make it appear random.but with every other look it became more obvious.then i granted her a smile with my incomplete set of teeth.
true story, but its also true that she weighed more than me ;D
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...you motherfuckers
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Been eye fucked many times at the gym. Girls and Guys.
One time i was walking back and forth between sets looking at the ground as i'd recently been eye fucked by 2 gay guys on separate occasions (including one of the personal trainers standing in the doorway just looking at me when i was trying to get through) and was trying to avoid any eye contact.
I had this weird feeling someone was staring at me, i slowly looked up and this chick was just standing there staring at me desperately, waiting for me to talk to her.
I was kind of shocked and missed saying anything. She sort of gave me a final stare and walked off. I never did anything for two reasons, the look was pretty desperate and she was pretty skinny with abs, no tits or ass, looks were ok but body not really that attractive. No curves.
Obviously she didn't take it that well, saw her here and there for a few months then Boom, she walks in with these ridiculous implants. She was only short and they fucking stood out. She obviously couldn't train for a while after getting them or had to add some weight to accommodate them because she looked better with extra fat.
Then she was training the same bodyparts i was at the same time i did every time i was there. She had one of the personal trainers some of those days but every time i was there, she was, same bodyparts, and i didn't train the same hours every session, some days 9am, some 6-7pm, so she'd worked this out. This went on for a few months, once i missed training legs in the morning and had to do it in the arvo, next time i went in she gave me a look like where the fuck were you. LOL.
After a few months of me feeling i was being stalked she wasn't there as much and i thought fuck it. So i chased her down after training and she said she had a boyfriend. Maybe happy to hand out the rejection? I said no probs, sorry to bother you, i was actually relieved, i felt like a dick for never saying anything.
Point of story? Don't act desperate, saying hi is good but get yourself in his head. This one really put me off. Kind of happened out of nowhere and when i was just trying to train and GTFO of the gym. If she'd said hi or just smiled it might have worked but to throw herself out there desperately was off putting. Some guys will think it's crazy not to do something but to do that i just feel their fucking crazy from the get go and i don't waste my time on shit anymore.
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Rob and JNN dropping knowledge.
Lobstah - ES Fitness' post was bang on. You can pretty much get away with just going up and talking to him and telling him he should take you out this weekend. If he's not married and has no girlfriend and is straight, he'll do it. Nearly every guy would. That's the double standard. Why don't you use that to your advantage? I'm confused here...I didn't think girls needed to be told the advantages of the double standard. Don't you all learn that in high school?
Your posts are either cutesy on purpose to curry favor, or you genuinely think girls who look like you get "friendzoned" all the time by guys. They don't, and neither should you. You can have pretty much whatever you want from that guy...and JNN is right. Why not get some free stuff out of him too while you're at it? He'll spend his money on you...hell, we all spend all of our money on girls. There's a bunch of guys on this board alone who'd spend their money on you. Do you even read this board? LOL! You crack me up lady....
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btw I got to add another thing..........if a girl hits on me (yes- it happens to me---FUCK YOU) then the first thing I think is "What the fuck is wrong with this woman"
you got to remember I'm 35 and where the young me would be excited at the prospect of easy pussy, the wiser me knows that there is something VERY wrong with a woman who hits on man....IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY
long story short- if a girl hits on you (especially if she is attractive) then red flags should go off
btw- I gave you funnymen alot of material to work with here so I ask that you at least be creative with your quotes and edits
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Been eye fucked many times at the gym. Girls and Guys.
One time i was walking back and forth between sets looking at the ground as i'd recently been eye fucked by 2 gay guys on separate occasions (including one of the personal trainers standing in the doorway just looking at me when i was trying to get through) and was trying to avoid any eye contact.
I had this weird feeling someone was staring at me, i slowly looked up and this chick was just standing there staring at me desperately, waiting for me to talk to her.
I was kind of shocked and missed saying anything. She sort of gave me a final stare and walked off. I never did anything for two reasons, the look was pretty desperate and she was pretty skinny with abs, no tits or ass, looks were ok but body not really that attractive. No curves.
Obviously she didn't take it that well, saw her here and there for a few months then Boom, she walks in with these ridiculous implants. She was only short and they fucking stood out. She obviously couldn't train for a while after getting them or had to add some weight to accommodate them because she looked better with extra fat.
Then she was training the same bodyparts i was at the same time i did every time i was there. She had one of the personal trainers some of those days but every time i was there, she was, same bodyparts, and i didn't train the same hours every session, some days 9am, some 6-7pm, so she'd worked this out. This went on for a few months, once i missed training legs in the morning and had to do it in the arvo, next time i went in she gave me a look like where the fuck were you. LOL.
After a few months of me feeling i was being stalked she wasn't there as much and i thought fuck it. So i chased her down after training and she said she had a boyfriend. Maybe happy to hand out the rejection? I said no probs, sorry to bother you, i was actually relieved, i felt like a dick for never saying anything.
Point of story? Don't act desperate, saying hi is good but get yourself in his head. This one really put me off. Kind of happened out of nowhere and when i was just trying to train and GTFO of the gym. If she'd said hi or just smiled it might have worked but to throw herself out there desperately was off putting. Some guys will think it's crazy not to do something but to do that i just feel their fucking crazy from the get go and i don't waste my time on shit anymore.
So you see this person regularly for months and one day all of a sudden you decide to ask her if she has a man ???
never a hello and just regular chit chat in all that time in between?
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Lobstah, you've already lost. You're gonna over think this, and you'll probably come off as a weirdo if/when you talk to him.
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btw I got to add another thing..........if a girl hits on me (yes- it happens to me---FUCK YOU) then the first thing I think is "What the fuck is wrong with this woman"
you got to remember I'm 35 and where the young me would be excited at the prospect of easy pussy, the wiser me knows that there is something VERY wrong with a woman who hits on man....IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY
long story short- if a girl hits on you (especially if she is attractive) then red flags should go off
btw- I gave you funnymen alot of material to work here so I ask that you at least be creative with your quotes and edits
YES.
Its your job as a man to do the chasing. All an attractive female has to do is show interest simply by looking and smiling...her work is done. It's all up to you to go after it. If you don't go up and talk to them then they assume you're not into them or too much of a pussy to give two fucks about.
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YES.
Its your job as a man to do the chasing. All an attractive female has to do is show interest simply by looking and smiling...her work is done. It's all up to you to go after it. If you don't go up and talk to them then they assume you're not into them or too much of a pussy to give two fucks about.
you could look like Jeff Speakman in the Early 90's and you STILL have to go out and initiate the flirting process
...but again, even though Lobstah chose to be a Oreo she still has black breeding roots.......Black women are wired like men
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what does OP stand for? I've been googling this for days now?
also, who said I didn't like black guys? this guy just isn't black. he's enormous and transparently, blindingly white. Appreciation of one is not mutually exclusive of an appreciation for the other.
OP = opening post
Anyway, without analysing your fantasies in depth, have you already had a short/long talk with this rugby stud?
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OP = opening post
Stupid me, always thought it was Original Poster.
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you could look like Jeff Speakman in the Early 90's and you STILL have to go out and initiate the flirting process
...but again, even though Lobstah chose to be a Oreo she still has black breeding roots.......Black women are wired like men
Only white thing in lobstah is her teef.
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Stupid me, always thought it was Original Poster.
Both are correct
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Only white thing in lobstah is her teef.
i've never met lobstah in real life but I can just tell that she is a huge Oreo
put it this way- she makes Condelezza Rice look like Angela B Davis
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i've never met lobstah in real life but I can just tell that she is a huge Oreo
put it this way- she makes Condelezza Rice look like Angela B Davis
LOL
I thought you meant oreo as in mixed race... not black on the outside but white within. ;D
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Both are correct
Thank you. I feel better.
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Thank you. I feel better.
Have a nice day sir :D
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you could look like Jeff Speakman in the Early 90's and you STILL have to go out and initiate the flirting process
...but again, even though Lobstah chose to be a Oreo she still has black breeding roots.......Black women are wired like men
What did I tell you about
...this >:(
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What did I tell you about
...this >:(
you're like the fonz water sking and this thread is like a shark
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lily white quads lol...... :D
WoooSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Do not say anything.
Just take your time "mirin" and slowly retreat into the gym's sauna all the while leaving pussy droplets... Mr. Treedrunk will follow the snail trail like Pacman his pill report.
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Nothin wrong with women pickin up on men in the gym.
In the gym I'm polite, I smile at others, but I'm focused on what I'm doing there. Yeah I see the women and I'm polite, but I really don't pay them any mind other than being generally courteous. I'm not metro or hipster and pretty well covered up so most women don't look my way....that and I'm ugly to boot LOL. I honestly get more looks from men LOL...again I'm just polite and courteous regardless.
The gym is a meat market and it's a huge social hour for most....I get that. For me, the gym is time to myself....time to test my limits....time to be a man LOL! ;D Today it's actually a quiet time for me and God. I pray, I lift, I cardio, I listen to Christian/Gospel music and enjoy myself. In the past I blarred metal, carried my vat of water and scowled like a tough guy LOL.....sooooo stupid and douchy.
Me, I already got the girl years ago, but for kids and singles I get it and I'm not against meeting someone at the gym. Still there are really only two kinds of women in the gym: those in poor shape trying to change their lives and struggling to do so and those in outstanding shape in tight yoga pants and sports bras attempting to show it off to the world while they go it.
I honestly get the most attention from women while I'm in the grocery store in casual clothes with my wife and daugther LOL.....go figure.
I will give anabol credit though, if you have guns they do help get the girls LOL!! A couple years back my wife was in a cardio class while I was in the free weights.....the cardio classes and free weights were positioned close to one anohter so everyone had clear line of sight. My wife told me the instructor stopped the class for 5 seconds and said "look at the arms on that!!" and then continued on......she was talkin about this stud. 8)
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Nothin wrong with women pickin up on men in the gym.
In the gym I'm polite, I smile at others, but I'm focused on what I'm doing there. Yeah I see the women and I'm polite, but I really don't pay them any mind other than being generally courteous. I'm not metro or hipster and pretty well covered up so most women don't look my way....that and I'm ugly to boot LOL. I honestly get more looks from men LOL...again I'm just polite and courteous regardless.
The gym is a meat market and it's a huge social hour for most....I get that. For me, the gym is time to myself....time to test my limits....time to be a man LOL! ;D Today it's actually a quiet time for me and God. I pray, I lift, I cardio, I listen to Christian/Gospel music and enjoy myself. In the past I blarred metal, carried my vat of water and scowled like a tough guy LOL.....sooooo stupid and douchy.
Me, I already got the girl years ago, but for kids and singles I get it and I'm not against meeting someone at the gym. Still there are really only two kinds of women in the gym: those in poor shape trying to change their lives and struggling to do so and those in outstanding shape in tight yoga pants and sports bras attempting to show it off to the world while they go it.
I honestly get the most attention from women while I'm in the grocery store in casual clothes with my wife and daugther LOL.....go figure.
I will give anabol credit though, if you have guns they do help get the girls LOL!! A couple years back my wife was in a cardio class while I was in the free weights.....the cardio classes and free weights were positioned close to one anohter so everyone had clear line of sight. My wife told me the instructor stopped the class for 5 seconds and said "look at the arms on that!!" and then continued on......she was talkin about this stud. 8)
Settle down, Bragstick McBragbrag
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Settle down, Bragstick McBragbrag
true story 8)
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you're like the fonz water sking and this thread is like a shark
Trying to come back with a witty reply but this post makes no sense :-[
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So I asked a fellow Getbigger about this, and he basically said I could do whatever I wanted because I'm female, ESPECIALLY if the guy is juicing because test sends your sex drive through the roof, but... he's not juicing, so...
There's this guy at the gym, and he is babetastic. He's a 6'5" rugby player with legs as thick as my waist. Yesterday I watched him split-squatting 305 for sets of ten and I can't be sure, but I think there was a tidal wave between my thighs because I pictured his beefy blonde ass strutting around my living room in his boxer briefs, smiling at me with the sun bouncing off his lily white quads and sparkling teeth. It might not have been a tidal wave, but whatever it was ruined my gym shorts and killed thousands of Hawaiians who were just enjoying the coastline, what a tragedy!
Sorry, let me get to the point.
If a guy hits on a girl at the gym, he's kind of corny. I mean if he's really good looking, he'll get away with it, but it'll always seem a little bit wack, and if he's NOT good looking, he's a total jabroni. Sooo... is there any way for me to hit on this (or any other) guy at the gym without being lame? And maybe score a date or a butt-to-hand high five or something? I know, I'm a dork. I never said I was cool. Somebody make me cool.
^^
The main thing I noticed was 6 foot 5, what bed is long enough for a BALLER that tall?? I'm 5'11" and another 2 inches my feet are in the air!!! :D
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Don't just assume he's into neegresses. If a neegress approached me I would assume she's trying to mug me or set me up to rob me.
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I would be flattered by a young Lobstah awkwardly hitting on me in the gym.
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This thread has solid potential.
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Don't just assume he's into neegresses. If a neegress approached me I would assume she's trying to mug me or set me up to rob me.
You can't trust a big butt and a smile
No, that's the old style
In ninety-humph, shit ain't quite the same
Bitches gotta brand new game, yo
It's kinda hard to see
But the dating game ain't what it used to be
Back in the day, if a ho wanted ya dough
She give you a piece of ass and there we go
Go and get knocked up and then get socked up
You be broke and locked up
But the news done hit
Bitches all over on some new improved shit
To y'all macks
Come to find out that bitches are pullin jacks
I remember every night all you had to worry about
Was gettin caught at a red light
And the nigga gettin ya five, day to days
Now shit done changed
Cos you gots to watch the ones in the skirt
And it ain't about gettin burnt
I know it sounds strange, but could you
Stop thinkin with ya dick for a change
Cos you'll get a bullet in your brain, mr rich
And about that bitch, don't trust em
Chorus
(ice cube comin at'cha with a crazy bitch)
Don't trust no (bitch! bitch! bitch!)
(ice cube comin at'cha with a crazy bitch)
You can't trust no (bitch! bitch! bitch!)
*repeat*
Here's how the bitches jack:
They try to catch a dumb nigga in the act
You came to the club, stepped to the bar
And pulled out a wad of doves
After you got buzzed, she walk by
You saw how big her ass was
Got her on the dancefloor
And she started dancin like a ho
Jimmy got stiff, she ain't have a ride home
So you gave the bitch a lift
She didn't wanna trouble you
But hopped her big ass in your bmw
Hopped to her house and started kissin
And jimmy just wouldn't listen
Cos you got real horny
And that ain't cool at four in the morning
Started undressing the ho
Got to the drawers and the ho said "no!
"not on the first date
"it's gettin kinda late, could you come back at eight? "
You said "yeah!" cos you thought you met a wholesome ho
But nigga, she know you rollin in some dough
And you'll regret and somethin 'bout a bitch you just met
Don't trust em!
Interlude:
(scratching of bbd's 'poison' and pe's 'don't believe the hype')
Eight o'clock on the dot, nigga's hot
Dick hard as a rock
Straight on a solo creep
Can't wait till her little boy go to sleep
So you can seduce the g
Bust a nut and make an excuse to leave
You got her worked out cos you the man
But the bitch got diff'rent plans
She said "take off your clothes, jump in the bed"
While she powder her nose
You get butt naked, cos you ready to wreck it!
Cos you's a motherfuckin PRO, next thing you know
The door flies open with a blast
With four niggas in ski masks
Pointin a gun at the pimp
You're scared as a guy and jimmy done went limp
They beat you down just a taste
Take ya to your house and make ya open up the safe
Drove you far, tied up in the trunk of your own fuckin car
Take you out and pop the cap
I told you the bitch was a trap
Don't trust em!
Chorus
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=507891.0;attach=544204;image)
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We got a reversed mudshark vere
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=507891.0;attach=544204;image)
No notes will ever be written again. it seemed like a good idea at the time, but it leaves tangible evidence that I'm kind of awkward. You guys ever see that show New Girl? (don't admit to it if you have. Your sexuality will be in question) I'm like if Zooey Deschanel and Wanda Woodward (see: Crybaby) had a black child. Or like if Velma (ScoobyDoo) and all of Black Sabbath produced something chocolate. I basically never want anyone to have physical evidence of my status as a mathlete ever again.
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No notes will ever be written again. it seemed like a good idea at the time, but it leaves tangible evidence that I'm kind of awkward. You guys ever see that show New Girl? (don't admit to it if you have. Your sexuality will be in question) I'm like if Zooey Deschanel and Wanda Woodward (see: Crybaby) had a black child. Or like if Velma (ScoobyDoo) and all of Black Sabbath produced something chocolate. I basically never want anyone to have physical evidence of my status as a mathlete ever again.
LOL "mathlete"......dork!
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Lobstah a bit of advice
- take him some cooked food in the gym
- offer to do his laundry
- and make a fake call on your mobile talking about hoovers/ ironing etc etc
- but don't talk as it will come across as nagging
this cannot fail
the key is let him know you will do everything he wants without getting lippy
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Life is short , what do you have to lose? Go4it! 8)
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Life is short , what do you have to lose? Go4it! 8)
Don't mention that name, Lob is more into real men.
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if a girl hits on a sober man she has to be real good looking other wise he can feel suffocated and even repulsed
if you got that lenda murray prostitute magic (way she moves, talks, looks at men) as i call it you can get any man any time i believe provided you are also a hot looking ho
This. It's happened to me a few times in the last few years and it's been really desperate looking. People probably think i'm nuts but it throws you off. I can do my own hitting ;)
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seriously
just make eye contact with him, wear your tightest gym kit, do loads of deadlifts in front of him and smile a couple of times between sets
if he likes you and has any game at all
he will talk to you
you chatting him up is not the starting point for a fruitful liason
......added my two penneth
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guys are mudsharks to a lesser rate than females.
a 6'5 alpha has alot to choose from aswell
I'd say your chances are slim to none
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We got a reversed mudshark vere
Lobstah has developed an insatiable and unquenchable thirst for the chiseled white mans physique.
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Lobstah looks good but needs to bring the calves up a bit.
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Doubt the guy is even 6'5, girls are the worse at estimating height :D
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Doubt the guy is even 6'5, girls are the worse at estimating height :D
No, the day I asked if he played rugby, he stood up as he was answering me. I said shocked, "okay, I wasn't expecting you to be quite so tall," and he said, "Six-five haha. I know, I'm a big kid."
He's a full foot taller than I am.
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lobstah he sounds like a woman beater
stick to flicking your bean over what might have been- its better that way.
;D
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I'm kind of awkward.
No, no, not at all.
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It's possible. I'm going to need to know how you feel about the following:
Henry Rollins-Neutral
Caribbean food-It's the only food I eat when I'm in the Caribbean
my new glassesThey'd look great on my nightstand
Think carefully. Your answers to any of these could be dealbreakers
Did I pass?
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You need to do bench press with more weight than you can handle and a cut off tapout shirt.
It'n that's how it's done?
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Lobstah, you are a cool chick. But I think your situation is abnormal. Are you both regulars to this gym?
The reason I ask, is maybe someone can fill you in on his backstory berforehand. I dont not want to sound like a buzz-kill, but maybe the guy isn't into black women anyway?
If you feel that strongly about this guy, then try to small talk him. Ask him if you can "work in" with whatever excercise he is doing.
Don't worry, you will make a guy very happy someday ;)
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I'll spot your squat anyday. Just look at me. How can you refuse?
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guys are mudsharks to a lesser rate than females.
a 6'5 alpha has alot to choose from aswell
I'd say your chances are slim to none
im an all women-shark, barring the fatties(these i only do if i postively sure nobody will ever know)
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Its very acceptable, I do it all the time.
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I never fuck fat women I would rather jerk off
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So I asked a fellow Getbigger about this, and he basically said I could do whatever I wanted because I'm female, ESPECIALLY if the guy is juicing because test sends your sex drive through the roof, but... he's not juicing, so...
There's this guy at the gym, and he is babetastic. He's a 6'5" rugby player with legs as thick as my waist. Yesterday I watched him split-squatting 305 for sets of ten and I can't be sure, but I think there was a tidal wave between my thighs because I pictured his beefy blonde ass strutting around my living room in his boxer briefs, smiling at me with the sun bouncing off his lily white quads and sparkling teeth. It might not have been a tidal wave, but whatever it was ruined my gym shorts and killed thousands of Hawaiians who were just enjoying the coastline, what a tragedy!
Sorry, let me get to the point.
If a guy hits on a girl at the gym, he's kind of corny. I mean if he's really good looking, he'll get away with it, but it'll always seem a little bit wack, and if he's NOT good looking, he's a total jabroni. Sooo... is there any way for me to hit on this (or any other) guy at the gym without being lame? And maybe score a date or a butt-to-hand high five or something? I know, I'm a dork. I never said I was cool. Somebody make me cool.
'Negro Bed-Wench' syndrome ::)
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im an all women-shark, barring the fatties(these i only do if i postively sure nobody will ever know)
Never happened.
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So the general consensus is DO flirt, do NOT have a lengthy conversation. DO let him do the the work, do NOT get my hopes up. Assume that if he is a hetero alpha, he will take the reins, but also assume that as a hetero alpha, he could probably do much better.
Well, this has been truly informative, boys. I think I'm just going to keep avoiding him and not making eye contact, because I am no more confident or less confused than I was two days ago about whether or not this is feasible.
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nah just walk up to him and hit him up, really.
if hes too serious to have time for bit talk during training,is useless nutcase.
you know the kind"training more important than woman" neandethal
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Lob, aren't you over-analyzing things? Why not start a short conversation about whatever?
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So the general consensus is DO flirt, do NOT have a lengthy conversation. DO let him do the the work, do NOT get my hopes up. Assume that if he is a hetero alpha, he will take the reins, but also assume that as a hetero alpha, he could probably do much better.
Well, this has been truly informative, boys. I think I'm just going to keep avoiding him and not making eye contact, because I am no more confident or less confused than I was two days ago about whether or not this is feasible.
You're attractive and charming. The odds are on your side. When you see him in the gym and say "hi" you will be able to tell by his response if he likes you.
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I sense the moment has passed.
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Truth: any man that doesn't sit up and take notice when a woman of your quality comes up to them is either bag-of-hammers stupid or gay or both.
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In my experience, hitting on men hasn't worked in my favor 90% of the time. I either end up having the attention of someone with the personality equivalent of cottage cheese, or I am perceived as less desirable or attractive because I made the first move. I guess chat with him, but don't express that you're interested or that you'd like to go out. Be friendly, but I'd probably let him make the first move.
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In my experience, hitting on men hasn't worked in my favor 90% of the time. I either end up having the attention of someone with the personality equivalent of cottage cheese, or I am perceived as less desirable or attractive because I made the first move. I guess chat with him, but don't express that you're interested or that you'd like to go out. Be friendly, but I'd probably let him make the first move.
Why so traditional?
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Why so traditional?
1. I like assertive men. If I'm the initial pursuer, I will tend to attract more passive men.
2. I'm pretty sure the other individuals I've "hit on" have perceived me as less desirable or felt that something was "off" about me doing the pursuing.
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1. I like assertive men. If I'm the initial pursuer, I will tend to attract more passive men.
2. I'm pretty sure the other individuals I've "hit on" have perceived me as less desirable or felt that something was "off" about me doing the pursuing.
to respond in order:
1) agreed.
2) I think we can all agree that there is actually something off about me haha
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Drove you far, tied up in the trunk of your own fuckin car
Take you out and pop the cap
I told you the bitch was a trap
Don't trust em!
Chorus
INCREDIBLE song that really teaches a message about putting oneself in dangerous situations.
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lobster, read jnns posts in this thread, and ignore the rest.
You clearly don't feel good about yourself. Fix that before you worry about guys. Hth
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Lobstah woman! There is Nothing wrong with the way you look. get away with that easy! But don't put yourself down for hells sake! THAT is a turn off! Please don't think so much about this, it's really simple! Next time you see him squat, do like this:
''Jesus your legs are bigger than my waist! You do some sports the require that or what? (rugby) He says yes. Well that figures! I see alot of guys squat but they deldom do it hardcore. Someone needs to spot you for that you know. You should just tell me on your heaviest set and I help you'' nyou spot someone on squats you hold your hand on his chest, squat dow wider stance than him and if he fails you hold him really tight and press with your legs. Jesus it will be like Hudson river between your legs :D :D
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Lobstah go hit on the guy, chat him up lol....
This isn't high school, no need for games!!! He is probably thinking the same about you but probably notices that gym time is serious for you and doesn't want to get in the way.
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lobstah could be the ideal woman depending on her stature
too tall is gonna mean also too wide skeleton because she is black
ideal for what?
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Lobstah reeling in the compliments in this thread.
Cue Booty tit pic.
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ideal for what?
Pickin' cotton apples :D
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1. I like assertive men. If I'm the initial pursuer, I will tend to attract more passive men.
2. I'm pretty sure the other individuals I've "hit on" have perceived me as less desirable or felt that something was "off" about me doing the pursuing.
Dang you hit the nail, I find myself too passive and lazy in the seduction game.
Regarding point 2, it depends on how you do it. I believe that the too directive approach is a turn-off to most of us.
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Lobstah go hit on the guy, chat him up lol....
This isn't high school, no need for games!!! He is probably thinking the same about you but probably notices that gym time is serious for you and doesn't want to get in the way.
This. ;)
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I guess chat with him
that's really all you gotta do
E
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Final update: I've decided I'm not hitting on any dudes at the gym.
1) I don't want anyone to see me as aggressive or even PROgressive. I'm not into making the first move. I'm not brave, I'm not edgy, I'm not turning the tables. If the dude isn't making the first move, I'm probably not down anyway.
2) I'm not into rejection. Can't handle it. Call me a pussy. Call me whatever you want. If you don't make any requests, you can't be told no. I'll keep it that way.
3) I think I'm kind of a sweet catch, but I know when I'm batting my speed. This dude is so far outside the realm of for things I could rightfully leave my mark on. If I catch a bigger fish than I planned for, I will never EVER question it or throw it back, but I'm not willing to carry extra bait like I deserve or am really prepared for that shit. Fuck that.
That said, if this guy has ANY kind of weird, shitty day where he's like "I don't know, I didn't think I liked cheap, shitty chocolate bars, but this Twix is really going to hit the spot," know in advance that I AM THAT TWIX.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oAgcxRV1xO0/T8aJmkN3doI/AAAAAAAAFoQ/_rw-dWnhcDs/s1600/Homemade-Twix-Bars.jpg)
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Final update: I've decided I'm not hitting on any dudes at the gym.
1) I don't want anyone to see me as aggressive or even PROgressive. I'm not into making the first move. I'm not brave, I'm not edgy, I'm not turning the tables. If the dude isn't making the first move, I'm probably not down anyway.
2) I'm not into rejection. Can't handle it. Call me a pussy. Call me whatever you want. If you don't make any requests, you can't be told no. I'll keep it that way.
3) I think I'm kind of a sweet catch, but I know when I'm batting my speed. This dude is so far outside the realm of for things I could rightfully leave my mark on. If I catch a bigger fish than I planned for, I will never EVER question it or throw it back, but I'm not willing to carry extra bait like I deserve or am really prepared for that shit. Fuck that.
That said, if this guy has ANY kind of weird, shitty day where he's like "I don't know, I didn't think I liked cheap, shitty chocolate bars, but this Twix is really going to hit the spot," know in advance that I AM THAT TWIX.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oAgcxRV1xO0/T8aJmkN3doI/AAAAAAAAFoQ/_rw-dWnhcDs/s1600/Homemade-Twix-Bars.jpg)
I really don't mean this in a rude way ....BUT, I honestly think it is entirely possible that you might be the only women poster on Get Big, with half a brain cell.
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I really don't mean this in a rude way ....BUT, I honestly think it is entirely possible that you might be the only women poster on Get Big, with half a brain cell.
that really doesnt come across as a compliment.
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that really doesnt come across as a compliment.
It was neither meant to be rude or a compliment, more a statement of fact.
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It was neither meant to be rude or a compliment, more a statement of fact.
so its a fact she has half a brain cell?
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That's a wise decision, Lobs!
Most of us face temptations like these in the gym, but gym flirting only works distracting, which isn't good when you lift with dedication.
There's a hot Spanish PT my gym (a female!, lol) but I've forced myself to train on auto-pilot mode, so I avoid eye-contact.
Regarding your self image, there's NO need to put yourself down. You look great and I'm sure you have a great and unique personality. Madonna was right: "express yourself" ;)
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so its a fact she has half a brain cell?
There are no guarantee's when it comes to women, all I said was that it's "entirely possible"!
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There are no guarantee's when it comes to women, all I said was that it's "entirely possible"!
Uncle Junior endearing himself to Lobstah in this thread.
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Lobstah
do you suffer from depression? serious question
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Uncle Junior endearing himself to Lobstah in this thread.
He's just an attention whoring troll, better not feed him.
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Lobstah
do you suffer from depression? serious question
For a girl to be posting here she must be suffering from something.
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so its a fact she has half a brain cell?
Thank the lawd all the male posters have half a brain cell!
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Final update: I've decided I'm not hitting on any dudes at the gym.
1) I don't want anyone to see me as aggressive or even PROgressive. I'm not into making the first move. I'm not brave, I'm not edgy, I'm not turning the tables. If the dude isn't making the first move, I'm probably not down anyway.
2) I'm not into rejection. Can't handle it. Call me a pussy. Call me whatever you want. If you don't make any requests, you can't be told no. I'll keep it that way.
3) I think I'm kind of a sweet catch, but I know when I'm batting my speed. This dude is so far outside the realm of for things I could rightfully leave my mark on. If I catch a bigger fish than I planned for, I will never EVER question it or throw it back, but I'm not willing to carry extra bait like I deserve or am really prepared for that shit. Fuck that.
That said, if this guy has ANY kind of weird, shitty day where he's like "I don't know, I didn't think I liked cheap, shitty chocolate bars, but this Twix is really going to hit the spot," know in advance that I AM THAT TWIX.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oAgcxRV1xO0/T8aJmkN3doI/AAAAAAAAFoQ/_rw-dWnhcDs/s1600/Homemade-Twix-Bars.jpg)
You are stupid
You know you have a pussy right ?
I don't ask this rhetorically btw
Be a woman and get asked out
The fuck is wrong with you?
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That's a wise decision, Lobs!
Most of us face temptations like these in the gym, but gym flirting only works distracting, which isn't good when you lift with dedication.
There's a hot Spanish PT my gym (a female!, lol) but I've forced myself to train on auto-pilot mode, so I avoid eye-contact.
Regarding your self image, there's NO need to put yourself down. You look great and I'm sure you have a great and unique personality. Madonna was right: "express yourself" ;)
meh. I'm not really putting myself down. Here in the northeast, women outnumber men three to one. it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that if I've noticed this dude, so has every other female within 100ft. I'm dope! But he's got his pick...
Plus, I'm not willing to act like this dude is the only food in the fucking forest - I'm not that hungry
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You are stupid
You know you have a pussy right ?
I don't ask this rhetorically btw
Be a woman and get asked out
The fuck is wrong with you?
shes fishing for compliments
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It has to be a compliment fishing deal
LITERALLY NO WOMAN (even the ugly ones) HAVE TO HIT ON MEN
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Uncle Junior endearing himself to Lobstah in this thread.
Lobstah is unquestionably the most witty, intelligent and interesting female poster on this board, in fact so much that I can completely see why she would potentially struggle with getting a man, where being tall, leggy, blonde and ever so dumb are prerequisites!
Now if you combine Lobsta's personality with Booty's looks, add a dash of stupidity then "Voila" suddenly you have potential wife material.
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Lobstah is unquestionably the most witty, intelligent and interesting female poster on this board, in fact so much that I can completely see why she would potentially struggle with getting a man, where being tall, leggy, blonde and ever so dumb are prerequisites!
Now if you combine Lobsta's personality with Booty's looks, add a dash of stupidity then "Voila" suddenly you have potential wife material.
but only half a brain cell??
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but only half a brain cell??
How many posts are you going to labour this minute point when you know exactly what he meant ?
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but only half a brain cell??
Correlation and causation are not synonymous, don't worry I can see why you wouldn't get it.
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How many posts are you going to labour this minute point when you know exactly what he meant ?
As many as I like, its a forum.
How it works is you post what you think and then other people post what they think, they also normally try and stay civil, it's not always easy though.
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As many as I like, its a forum.
How it works is you post what you think and then other people post what they think, they also normally try and stay civil, it's not always easy though.
My comment was civil.
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My comment was civil.
(http://s29.postimg.org/f5a7nu84n/trolling.jpg)
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(http://s29.postimg.org/f5a7nu84n/trolling.jpg)
Exactly.
Notice I threw you right off your game and now you're becoming obsessed with me.
You know...like you try to do :D
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meh. I'm not really putting myself down. Here in the northeast, women outnumber men three to one. it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that if I've noticed this dude, so has every other female within 100ft. I'm dope! But he's got his pick...
Plus, I'm not willing to act like this dude is the only food in the fucking forest - I'm not that hungry
You seem a cautious and pragmatic woman, which isn't bad, since it can safe you from a lot of trouble, but like every characteristic, too much of the same isn't good.
Challenge yourself with these 2 questions, "who am I" and "what qualities/characteristics to look for in a person".
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Exactly.
Notice I threw you right off your game and now you're becoming obsessed with me.
You know...like you try to do :D
Obsessed with a 50 year old man whos only success in life is big arms, yes, you are quiet the subject of study.
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Actually its slightly more complex phenomena, usually what happens is that someone who doesn't have the intellectual capacity to understand the point you are making has no option but to revert to inbuilt self defense mechanism and call you a troll or other name(s). This is usually done to alleviate their own inadequacy for not understanding your original point and as a result the poster who accuses the other of trolling ends up unwittingly trolling themselves.
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Obsessed with a 50 year old man whos only success in life is big arms, yes, you are quiet the subject of study.
I rest my case.
Ad hominem attacks in three posts. ..have a nice day. :)
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Actually its slightly more complex phenomena, usually what happens is that someone who doesn't have the intellectual capacity to understand the point you are making has no option but to revert to inbuilt self defense mechanism and call you a troll or other name(s). This is usually done to alleviate their own inadequacy for not understanding your original point and as a result the poster who accuses the other of trolling ends up unwittingly trolling themselves.
If you had the intellectual capacity to follow a thread you would have realised I wasn't calling him a troll.
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I rest my case.
Ad hominem attacks in three posts. ..have a nice day. :)
I do recall it was you who threw the first stone (with your huge muscular arm)
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Final update: I've decided I'm not hitting on any dudes at the gym.
1) I don't want anyone to see me as aggressive or even PROgressive. I'm not into making the first move. I'm not brave, I'm not edgy, I'm not turning the tables. If the dude isn't making the first move, I'm probably not down anyway.
2) I'm not into rejection. Can't handle it. Call me a pussy. Call me whatever you want. If you don't make any requests, you can't be told no. I'll keep it that way.
3) I think I'm kind of a sweet catch, but I know when I'm batting my speed. This dude is so far outside the realm of for things I could rightfully leave my mark on. If I catch a bigger fish than I planned for, I will never EVER question it or throw it back, but I'm not willing to carry extra bait like I deserve or am really prepared for that shit. Fuck that.
That said, if this guy has ANY kind of weird, shitty day where he's like "I don't know, I didn't think I liked cheap, shitty chocolate bars, but this Twix is really going to hit the spot," know in advance that I AM THAT TWIX.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oAgcxRV1xO0/T8aJmkN3doI/AAAAAAAAFoQ/_rw-dWnhcDs/s1600/Homemade-Twix-Bars.jpg)
3) This dude is so far outside the realm of for things I could rightfully leave my mark on.
NO.
3) I think I'm kind of a sweet catch,
YES.
Seriously, what's wrong with you?
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If you had the intellectual capacity to follow a thread you would have realised I wasn't calling him a troll.
You were explaining how "a forum works", "people write what they think, your reply and try and stay civil, but its not that easy" yada yada yada and I will simply explaining to the mechanics behind how the"troll cycle" actually works.
It's becoming increasingly clear you were one of those kids in school who didn't like to take notes!
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I do recall it was you who threw the first stone (with your huge muscular arm)
Yes.
At something you posted here.
Not at you personally.
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Lobstah is unquestionably the most witty, intelligent and interesting female poster on this board,
Exactly
I mean there have been times I read Lobstah's posts and I was like "omg- did Albert Brooks start posting here under a gimmick account where he plays a annoying spook with a cunt
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He's just an attention whoring troll, better not feed him.
If Shizzo can be described as an old Motorola, then clearly I would be an IPHONE 5S, notice how he disappears when I am not here.
Am I finally the vaccine everyone's been looking for to the Shizzo problem?
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Btw I lied about my last post
I've never read any of lobstahs posts
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Where is Krank and Booty , e-honeymoon ?
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Exactly
I mean there have been times I read Lobstah's posts and I was like "omg- did Albert Brooks start posting here under a gimmick account where he plays a annoying spook with a cunt
Yes quite right, the bigger point off course is why would any man want to date a woman more intelligent than themselves in order to feel inadequate. This is something Lobstah must realize quickly dumb herself down.
In many way's me and Lobstah would be a match made in heaven, unfortunately the physical attraction is just not there, but she would make a great best female friend who can help you get laid.
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Yes quite right, the bigger point off course is why would any man want to date a woman more intelligent than themselves in order to feel inadequate. This is something Lobstah must realize quickly dumb herself down.
In many way's me and Lobstah would be a match made in heaven, unfortunately the physical attraction is just not there, but she would make a great best female friend who can help you get laid.
You're an idiot
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You're an idiot
Pourquoi madamoselle?
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If Shizzo can be described as an old Motorola, then clearly I would be an IPHONE 5S, notice how he disappears when I am not here.
Am I finally the vaccine everyone's been looking for to the Shizzo problem?
Both of you are annoying.
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Both of you are annoying.
But which one is the MOST annoying? Tell the truth cos we got a side bet going on.
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Exactly
I mean there have been times I read Lobstah's posts and I was like "omg- did Albert Brooks start posting here under a gimmick account where he plays a annoying spook with a cunt
You just know BustinAss and Alpha are reading this and just fuming and wishing they could ban you.
Ah, free speech.
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Exactly
I mean there have been times I read Lobstah's posts and I was like "omg- did Albert Brooks start posting here under a gimmick account where he plays a annoying spook with a cunt
even if you've never read any of my posts, can you just sometimes show up where I'm posting and ask this exact question, because COMEDY GOLD.
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even if you've never read any of my posts, can you just sometimes show up where I'm posting and ask this exact question, because COMEDY GOLD.
Come on, JNN. How can you not love this girl?
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Thread starter seems to have a problem getting laid.
Read a study about how black women have the highest rates of being single. Also 68% of all black newborns are out of wedlock. Hence why Lobby goes for the white meat.
Brutal.
Stay strong, my Oreo Queen.
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Come on, JNN. How can you not love this girl?
The only way she would have a funny bone in her body is if I were to fuck her in the ass
Dear god that joke is old
I think Freddie Roman brought that joke with him on the Mayflower
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The only way she would have a funny bone in her body is if I were to fuck her in the ass
Dear god that joke is old
I think Freddie Roman brought that joke with him on the Mayflower
LMAO! Actually, I never heard this one before. I do think a stiff up the rectum would do Lobstah good.
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You just know BustinAss and Alpha are reading this and just fuming and wishing they could ban you.
Ah, free speech.
Dude I feel like Roman Polanski on a baby fucking spree in Grenoble when I post here
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Dude I feel like Roman Polanski on a baby fucking spree in Grenoble when I post here
Free at last,free at last.................... ;D
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Dude I feel like Roman Polanski on a baby fucking spree in Grenoble when I post here
Will google "Grenoble".
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Will google "Grenoble".
Already did! LOL :D
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I'm not on the market... but if I was... the gym is great picking grounds for a mate.
most people in society DONT take care of themselves. If someone trains consistently, then they're already in the 5% of the country that eats, trains, feels and lives better.
And many people go BACK to the gym after suddenly becoming single... they're already married, they just haven't found the new mate yet.
I go to the gym during the day sometimes... there are young moms, 8 months out of a divorce, and they are just scanning the place 24/7 for their next hubby.
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how is lobstar 30 years old but doesnt know how to woo a man
The fact shes a member of this forum should give you all the answers you need.
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how is lobstar 30 years old but doesnt know how to woo a man
She is not from Congo like yours wife Anabolichalo :D
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Depends what type of gym. Metroflex is not a good place to pick up women.
A U "living" in the States now ;D & lifting at that gym.
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The fact shes a member of this forum should give you all the answers you need.
Also she's never had alcohol once....nuff said
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I dont care homos in a gym.
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gear didnt increase my sex drive much, it was always high, if hes a big guy physically he'll probably fuck you.. im not bragging, im saying guys with any kind of muscle and good diet have high sex drive
flirt with him a bit and talk, he'll be happy to fuck
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perhaps he's not showing interest in you because so many women LIKE YOU say it's cheesy and corny for a guy to hit on a woman in the gym
you say the hot guys can get away with it, well how does he know that you think of him as one of the hot guys? hot to one girl is ugly to the next girl
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perhaps he's not showing interest in you because so many women LIKE YOU say it's cheesy and corny for a guy to hit on a woman in the gym
you say the hot guys can get away with it, well how does he know that you think of him as one of the hot guys? hot to one girl is ugly to the next girl
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yeah duh, that's why I started the thread. to see if *I* could hit on *him*. Did you not read even the first post?
he's not showing interest because I barely make eye contact. or he's not interested. haha, this is not a mystery.
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yeah duh, that's why I started the thread. to see if *I* could hit on *him*. Did you not read even the first post?
he's not showing interest because I barely make eye contact. or he's not interested. haha, this is not a mystery.
Eye contact is very important. Guys absolutely know when a woman is interested by the way she looks at them. At least thats what I have heard. No woman has ever looked at me for than 2 seconds (except for my mother).
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I've never seen any other race of women as insecure as black women .
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yeah duh, that's why I started the thread. to see if *I* could hit on *him*. Did you not read even the first post?
he's not showing interest because I barely make eye contact. or he's not interested. haha, this is not a mystery.
The 5th personality of Hershel Walker.
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yeah duh, that's why I started the thread. to see if *I* could hit on *him*. Did you not read even the first post?
he's not showing interest because I barely make eye contact. or he's not interested. haha, this is not a mystery.
He's not a fucking shark or feral lion, just walk up to him and say hello. If you're not from a big city where everyone hates or ignore each other it should be fine.
If you need a plan tell him you've seen him <insert random exercise> and next time he's doing it you were wondering if he could show you how he's doing it. And then walk away. Be the first one to leave. Don't stand there as if you've shit yourself, fumbling for words or interesting lines to come up with. Say what you want to say, smile and walk away.
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He's not a fucking shark or feral lion, just walk up to him and say hello. If you're not from a big city where everyone hates or ignore each other it should be fine.
If you need a plan tell him you've seen him <insert random exercise> and next time he's doing it you were wondering if he could show you how he's doing it. And then walk away. Be the first one to leave. Don't stand there as if you've shit yourself, fumbling for words or interesting lines to come up with. Say what you want to say, smile and walk away.
Well said James28.
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I've never seen any other race of women as insecure as black women .
Ronnie heard you
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yeah duh, that's why I started the thread. to see if *I* could hit on *him*. Did you not read even the first post?
he's not showing interest because I barely make eye contact. or he's not interested. haha, this is not a mystery.
why would he ask you out when you pretend that he doesn't exist?
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Are we still on this ?
Lob...are you that afraid of rejection ? Dont throw yourself at the guy like a retard. Make some small talk... If hes interested..he'll take the opening...if not...oh fkng well. You'll live.
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Lobstah can hit on me at anytime in the gym, I am down with it.
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why would he ask you out when you pretend that he doesn't exist?
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he wouldn't. that's why I started this thread out asking if it were acceptable for ME to hit on HIM, but then we quickly determined that I am a pussy, rendering this whole shit null and void.
Are we still on this ?
Lob...are you that afraid of rejection ? Dont throw yourself at the guy like a retard. Make some small talk... If hes interested..he'll take the opening...if not...oh fkng well. You'll live.
I am somewhat terrified of rejection, but I agree, there will be no throwing myself at any guys ever. we're on the same page, Groink (et al). If I ever make small talk, he'll either make a move or not, and if he doesn't, though cookies.
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I've never seen any other race of women as insecure as black women .
Most - if not all - women are insecure but none do it better than the sistas. Always worried about their hair chems, wiggs and fake nails. Always obsessing about their 'style' I.e brands.
It doesn't matter if theyre broke as fuck with their EBT card carrying asses theyre gonna get their hair did.
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he wouldn't. that's why I started this thread out asking if it were acceptable for ME to hit on HIM, but then we quickly determined that I am a pussy, rendering this whole shit null and void.
I am somewhat terrified of rejection, but I agree, there will be no throwing myself at any guys ever. we're on the same page, Groink (et al). If I ever make small talk, he'll either make a move or not, and if he doesn't, though cookies.
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You have an advantage Lobstah. They can't tell if you are blushing. #whitepersonproblems
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I've never seen any other race of women as insecure as black women .
Korean men have capitalized on black female insecurity with hair chem and wigg stores every other block in the ghetto.
Black insecurity making Korean immigrants millionaires.
Brutal.
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You have an advantage Lobstah. They can't tell if you are blushing. #whitepersonproblems
Lol
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Korean men have capitalized on black female insecurity with hair chem and wigg stores every other block in the ghetto.
Black insecurity making Korean immigrants millionaires.
Brutal.
I never thought of that. Maybe that also explains why they're more willing to do anal.
Not many sistas here in Hawaii, though.
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You have an advantage Lobstah. They can't tell if you are blushing. #whitepersonproblems
Possibly the funniest thing you've ever said that was directed at me. Also the truest.
Anyway, in other news, I spoke to the dude today. Way less terrifying than I built it up to be. I may start talking to all of the dudes all of the time. Every boy. Every boy in the whole world.
I'm going to be the popular.
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Possibly the funniest thing you've ever said that was directed at me. Also the truest.
Anyway, in other news, I spoke to the dude today. Way less terrifying than I built it up to be. I may start talking to all of the dudes all of the time. Every boy. Every boy in the whole world.
I'm going to be the popular.
What if his mom says he's a catch AND he's the quarterback? Are you going to be good enough for him?
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I welcome Lobstah to ask me out anytime in the gym.
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I welcome Lobstah to ask me out anytime in the gym.
Prepare for awkward moments.
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Prepare for awkward moments.
;D
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They do it all the time.
The real question is their reasoning.
It can be volatile. Could be a payback to their BF, could be to fill a void...(no pun intended) ~ could be many, many things, none of which have to do with how great you think you are...
Certain lines, you just should not cross... especially if you are there everyday.
Don't shit where you eat.
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Prepare for awkward moments.
understatement
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Exactly
I mean there have been times I read Lobstah's posts and I was like "omg- did Albert Brooks start posting here under a gimmick account where he plays a annoying spook with a cunt
Ho-ly shit. Just when I think I'm out, they draaaaaag me back in.
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understatement
I hope to meet you someday, just for a random talk.
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On a scale of 1 to 10...exactly how weird are you Lob ?
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On a scale of 1 to 10...exactly how weird are you Lob ?
You need to change your scale of weird.
...anyone who post's on this board starts at least at 10 ;)
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On a scale of 1 to 10...exactly how weird are you Lob ?
Bro don't feed her
She is doing that "0mg- I'm such a nerd" gimmick that all the cockteases who go to ComicCon do when they wear skimpy Cosplay outfits
Of course she is gonna say something like "I'm such a 11 because I'm a nerdz" when she doesn't know Tim Drake from Tim Duncan
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Bro don't find her
She is doing that "0mg- I'm such a nerd" gimmick that all the cockteases who go to ComicCon do when they wear skimpy Cosplay outfits
Of course she is gonna say something like "I'm such a 11 because I'm a nerdz" when she doesn't know Tim Drake from Tim Duncan
Actually lobstah knows the difference between a Fauve painting..and the Louvre..... where you can see paitings
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Bro don't find her
She is doing that "0mg- I'm such a nerd" gimmick that all the cockteases who go to ComicCon do when they wear skimpy Cosplay outfits
Of course she is gonna say something like "I'm such a 11 because I'm a nerdz" when she doesn't know Tim Drake from Tim Duncan
+1
Her schtick is becomming increasingly boring.
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Actually lobstah knows the difference between a Fauve painting..and the Louvre..... where you can see paitings
So can anyone who took art in the 9th grade, brother
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the process for female members on get big goes as follows
a) compliments and multiple pms from the "studs" on here
b) honey moon period with some banter and innocent flirting
c) e relationship played out on the board (members start vommiting a little in their mouths at this point)
d) numerous gimmicks start attacking female poster
e) death threats or real life stalking
f) female leaves
g) virgins and women haters beat their chests about how the whore had it coming
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So can anyone who took art in the 9th grade, brother
She's a painter.
They alll can't be home runs.
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the process for female members on get big goes as follows
a) compliments and multiple pms from the "studs" on here
b) honey moon period with some banter and innocent flirting
c) e relationship played out on the board (members start vommiting a little in their mouths at this point)
d) numerous gimmicks start attacking female poster
e) death threats or real life stalking
f) female leaves
g) virgins and women haters beat their chests about how the whore had it coming
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She's a painter.
They alll can't be home runs.
She should paint a mural that is in all black with two white dots and call it "Me naked in a poorly lit street at Midnight"
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the process for female members on get big goes as follows
a) compliments and multiple pms from the "studs" on here
b) honey moon period with some banter and innocent flirting
c) e relationship played out on the board (members start vommiting a little in their mouths at this point)
d) numerous gimmicks start attacking female poster
e) death threats or real life stalking
f) female leaves
g) virgins and women haters beat their chests about how the whore had it coming
But Booty is a whore
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You would think johnny would be able to get laid considering how much he knows about women...
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You would think johnny would be able to get laid considering how much he knows about women...
I get laid a lot
......BY YOUR MOMZ YO
OH SNAPPZZZ
....I'm so cold at night when I lay in bed
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She should paint a mural that is in all black with two white dots and call it "Me naked in a poorly lit street at Midnight"
That's from Porgy & Bess.
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You would think johnny would be able to get laid considering how much he knows about women...
I've known johnny a while, he's self destructive, lazy, and his ego is too big. As a result the dude doesn't really try or put effort into women like he could (or should) because he is too wrapped up in himself. He knows I'm right..
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I've known johnny a while, he's self destructive, lazy, and his ego is too big. As a result the dude doesn't really try or put effort into women like he could (or should) because he is too wrapped up in himself. He knows I'm right..
You just described 96.5714% of Getbig.
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On a scale of 1 to 10...exactly how weird are you Lob ?
meh. not weird, just nerdy. 4 on the weird scale. 7 on the nerd scale. 6.5 on the babe scale, five if we're in California, eight if we're in the Midwest.
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Possibly the funniest thing you've ever said that was directed at me. Also the truest.
Anyway, in other news, I spoke to the dude today. Way less terrifying than I built it up to be. I may start talking to all of the dudes all of the time. Every boy. Every boy in the whole world.
I'm going to be the popular.
what did you say to each other?
haven't seen or heard "popular" since like 96, now that was a one hit wonder
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+1
Her schtick is becomming increasingly boring.
+2
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the process for female members on get big goes as follows
a) compliments and multiple pms from the "studs" on here
b) honey moon period with some banter and innocent flirting
c) e relationship played out on the board (members start vommiting a little in their mouths at this point)
d) numerous gimmicks start attacking female poster
e) death threats or real life stalking
f) female leaves
g) virgins and women haters beat their chests about how the whore had it coming
So true
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I get laid a lot
......BY YOUR MOMZ YO
OH SNAPPZZZ
....I'm so cold at night when I lay in bed
I lol'd. And not a pity lol.