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Title: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Army of One on March 25, 2014, 06:59:18 PM
But somebody random in the world dies for each 100 dollars.Would you press it?If so how many times?
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Shockwave on March 25, 2014, 07:01:53 PM
Id do it 1000 times. Theres plenty of people in the world, theyll get over it.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: bradistani on March 25, 2014, 07:01:59 PM
about a million times
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: ismoseppo on March 25, 2014, 07:03:53 PM
it could give me 8 fucking cents and im pressing that button til everyone is gone including me

as long as all the animals survive
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: TEH boob on March 25, 2014, 07:22:52 PM
Nope
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 07:25:44 PM
Nope
Why are women so ethical?

lol@ all the guys saying yes

and, yes for me also.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: TEH boob on March 25, 2014, 07:27:32 PM
Why are women so ethical?

lol@ all the guys saying yes

and, yes for me also.

I'd feel too bad to enjoy the $100. Plus what if it killed a relative?
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 07:28:50 PM
I'd feel too bad to enjoy the $100. Plus what if it killed a relative?
That would be a bonus for me.

But I've been asking the last few girls I dated to teach me how to cry. None of them wanted to.

I'm trying really hard to be more empathetic towards other human beings and to care about the suffering I see around me. I think my progress is very slow, to say the least.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Shockwave on March 25, 2014, 07:28:55 PM
I'd feel too bad to enjoy the $100. Plus what if it killed a relative?
the odds would be so astronomically small that you wouldnt evsn have to worry avouy it.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Shockwave on March 25, 2014, 07:30:58 PM
That would be a bonus for me.

But I've been asking the last few girls I dated to teach me how to cry. None of them wanted to.

I'm trying really hard to be more empathetic towards other human beings and to care about the suffering I see around me. I think my progress is very slow, to say the least.
meh, that shit is overrated... then you actually feel things about people you didnt use to care about, next thing you know youre maming choices that arent in your best interest because youre actually concerned with someone else.... fuck that noise man. Emotions areoverratred. Just blast test, tren, mast, and adex. All symptoms of humanity gone.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 07:32:16 PM
All symptoms of humanity gone.
So basically I don't need to do anything, since I'm already there.

Unless boob changes her mind about letting me into her squish mitten. Vaginal tissue does have a way of denting the rigid misanthrophy even the most sociopathic among us.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Army of One on March 25, 2014, 07:35:29 PM
Ok, people seem to be disassociating themselves, many of the people you press the button for will get murdered, some like in the video below (NSFW , extreme gore and shows humanity at its worst, do not click if you are not prepared), are you still comfortable with pressing?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=404_1321074803
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 07:36:17 PM
Ok, people seem to be disassociating themselves, many of the people you press the button for will get murdered, some like in the video below (NSFW , extreme gore and shows humanity at its worst, do not click if you are not prepared), are you still comfortable with pressing?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=404_1321074803
seen it. It's a couple of Russian Nazis knifing the heads off a couple of Chechnyan homeless guys. No big loss
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Knooger on March 25, 2014, 07:36:46 PM
I would only ask that the person that is killed is in front of me so I can watch them die.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Shockwave on March 25, 2014, 07:38:46 PM
Ok, people seem to be disassociating themselves, many of the people you press the button for will get murdered, some like in the video below (NSFW , extreme gore and shows humanity at its worst, do not click if you are not prepared), are you still comfortable with pressing?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=404_1321074803
depends. Do they just blow up? Do they gdt beheadex? Do they just drop dead from sudden mortal brain trauma?

either way, just enough to get 1mil to invest.

on a serious note, unless I knew they were shitty people dying,I couldnt do it.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Wolfox on March 25, 2014, 07:50:40 PM
Cost to benefit ratio. Can you help more lives with a measly 100 bucks? Nope.

I'd consider it if I got to hand pick who dies. But definitely gonna need to get in the 6-7 figure range payout per person for anyone not a complete scumbag.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: King Shizzo on March 25, 2014, 07:58:10 PM
Looks like somebody watched the movie with Cameron Diaz and that creepy old dude.

Except it was a million dollars, and it was guaranteed to be someone you didn't know.

Obviously though, it starts a series of events.................
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Wolfox on March 25, 2014, 08:07:05 PM
Looks like somebody watched the movie with Cameron Diaz and that creepy old dude.

Except it was a million dollars, and it was guaranteed to be someone you didn't know.

Obviously though, it starts a series of events.................

I'd pull your plug for $200,000.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 08:08:16 PM
I'd pull your plug for $200,000.
I'd shoot him in the face with a Kahr PM45 for a route 44 slurpie.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: King Shizzo on March 25, 2014, 08:08:26 PM
I'd pull your plug for $200,000.
Butt plug?
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: TEH boob on March 25, 2014, 08:12:23 PM
The most apathetic people are also the most sensitive and fragile, I'd say. Rarely does someone not care just because they don't care, it's usually because they're not wanting to become invested.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 08:14:05 PM
The most apathetic people are also the most sensitive and fragile, I'd say. Rarely does someone not care just because they don't care, it's usually because they're not wanting to become invested.

Actually it's because of a long circuit of emotional trauma and betrayal at the hands of the people you loved most during childhood, followed by the barbarism of life in a 1990s high school where cliques determined social grouping and only a handful of people hoarded the goods while you were forced to grovel for scraps or break away and pursue your studies in complete isolation in an atmosphere of hatred and violence.

And all the other stuff I won't get into.

So...yeah
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: ESFitness on March 25, 2014, 08:14:19 PM
10x/day 5days a week = $260k

that's plenty


wait... I'm an overachiever... and I'm American.. I'm hitting that guy 40x/day 7 days a week, give me $1.5mil in a year.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Wolfox on March 25, 2014, 08:24:29 PM
Butt plug?

Some people empty their bowels.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: TEH boob on March 25, 2014, 08:33:47 PM
Actually it's because of a long circuit of emotional trauma and betrayal at the hands of the people you loved most during childhood, followed by the barbarism of life in a 1990s high school where cliques determined social grouping and only a handful of people hoarded the goods while you were forced to grovel for scraps or break away and pursue your studies in complete isolation in an atmosphere of hatred and violence.

And all the other stuff I won't get into.

So...yeah

Dayum nígga, you sensitive
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 08:37:32 PM
Dayum nígga, you sensitive
A sensitive inner core encased in vault-thickness steel, enclosed in reinforced concrete and surrounded by a field of grass-covered landmines.

Except for my obvious inability to stop harassing you on this website. It's why I can only post for a couple of days a month. You keep disabling my sophisticated emotional security grid with your inimitable posting style. It's an approach I'm not used to and my usual methods don't work.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: 240 is Back on March 25, 2014, 08:54:20 PM
wasn't there a hitchcock movie (cock=BBing related) about a machine where you push a button, you get a million bucks, some stranger dies... then in the end, he ends up dying?   I thought I saw it decades ago, not sure what it was.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: King Shizzo on March 25, 2014, 09:00:12 PM
wasn't there a hitchcock movie (cock=BBing related) about a machine where you push a button, you get a million bucks, some stranger dies... then in the end, he ends up dying?   I thought I saw it decades ago, not sure what it was.
Probably. That might be what the newer version is. A remake.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: TEH boob on March 25, 2014, 09:00:49 PM
A sensitive inner core encased in vault-thickness steel, enclosed in reinforced concrete and surrounded by a field of grass-covered landmines.

Except for my obvious inability to stop harassing you on this website. It's why I can only post for a couple of days a month. You keep disabling my sophisticated emotional security grid with your inimitable posting style. It's an approach I'm not used to and my usual methods don't work.

Sounds like this..

"Smooth chocolatey cream surrounding a whole hazelnut; within a delicate, crisp wafer ...all enveloped in milk chocolate and finely chopped hazelnuts"

(http://imagens.us/marcas/ferrero-rocher/ferrero-rocher%20(6).jpg)

Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 09:05:37 PM
I should just come out and admit I'm inexplicably but disconcertingly attracted to a younger girl (never happens) who's enrolled in college (not my milieu - I hated it after 1 semester, and learned a trade instead), anonymous (I don't like faceless people), in a relationship (I'm not a galeniko-style woman poacher), sarcastic (that's generally my proclivity, not my female partner's), who's into fitness (I'm an ACE-PT but don't like fitness professionals), fairly intelligent based on diction (again, that's usually my province), who lives in another country (with the logistical nightmare that implies) and isn't particularly interested in my input (unless it pertains to assailing feminism or stereotyping women).

 :D
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Shockwave on March 25, 2014, 09:10:37 PM
I should just come out and admit I'm inexplicably but disconcertingly attracted to a younger girl (never happens) who's enrolled in college (not my milieu - I hated it after 1 semester, and learned a trade instead), anonymous (I don't like faceless people), in a relationship (I'm not a galeniko-style woman poacher), sarcastic (that's generally my proclivity, not my female partner's), who's into fitness (I'm an ACE-PT but don't like fitness professionals), fairly intelligent based on diction (again, that's usually my province), who lives in another country (with the logistical nightmare that implies) and isn't particularly interested in my input (unless it pertains to assailing feminism or stereotyping women).

 :D
wat

wat just happened
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 09:11:51 PM
wat

wat just happened
The unthinkable.

I told someone on a public message board that I'm into them without establishing if it's reciprocal or even knowing the reason why I do. I guess I've reached uncle J levels of debasement with my online credibility.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: King Shizzo on March 25, 2014, 09:12:39 PM
I should just come out and admit I'm inexplicably but disconcertingly attracted to a younger girl (never happens) who's enrolled in college (not my milieu - I hated it after 1 semester, and learned a trade instead), anonymous (I don't like faceless people), in a relationship (I'm not a galeniko-style woman poacher), sarcastic (that's generally my proclivity, not my female partner's), who's into fitness (I'm an ACE-PT but don't like fitness professionals), fairly intelligent based on diction (again, that's usually my province), who lives in another country (with the logistical nightmare that implies) and isn't particularly interested in my input (unless it pertains to assailing feminism or stereotyping women).

 :D
Your avatar annoys me. You look like an unkept hobo.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 09:13:18 PM
Your avatar annoys me. You look like an unkept hobo.
I believe this is called beard envy.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Nomad on March 25, 2014, 09:25:57 PM
I should just come out and admit I'm inexplicably but disconcertingly attracted to a younger girl (never happens) who's enrolled in college (not my milieu - I hated it after 1 semester, and learned a trade instead), anonymous (I don't like faceless people), in a relationship (I'm not a galeniko-style woman poacher), sarcastic (that's generally my proclivity, not my female partner's), who's into fitness (I'm an ACE-PT but don't like fitness professionals), fairly intelligent based on diction (again, that's usually my province), who lives in another country (with the logistical nightmare that implies) and isn't particularly interested in my input (unless it pertains to assailing feminism or stereotyping women).

 :D

Wow....

You might want to stop posting for a while and think about what just happened.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 09:27:28 PM
Wow....

You might want to stop posting for a while and think about what just happened.
Oh, I am. I need another vacation from this place. Can't seem to post normally on it.

Shizzo and UJ and to an extent Josh also suffer from this phenomenon. It brings out the worst in us (at times). This board is toxic in anything but small doses.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on March 25, 2014, 09:32:49 PM
The unthinkable.

I told someone on a public message board that I'm into them without establishing if it's reciprocal or even knowing the reason why I do. I guess I've reached uncle J levels of debasement with my online credibility.

This could be a dude on the other end for all you know.  Awfully risky game you're playing
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 09:34:34 PM
This could be a dude on the other end for all you know.  Awfully risky game you're playing
I assume that before I take someone's word that they're female. Originally, I had addressed her as a guy in a thread late last month. But then she posted a photo of her hairline and I chose to believe it's real. That, and if it was a guy, they'd probably toy with me by posting more photos or acting syrupy and cute. She did send me a PM to ask where I came from (presumably online), but let it go at that, so clearly not trying to flirt or anything. She's neither of those things by a long shot. Just a remarkably open-minded and sharp-witted broad who knows about exercise. And white. With long hair. Hard to find in the real world. And basically an odd occurrence on a male-dominated forum.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: TEH boob on March 25, 2014, 09:45:57 PM
I should just come out and admit I'm inexplicably but disconcertingly attracted to a younger girl (never happens) who's enrolled in college (not my milieu - I hated it after 1 semester, and learned a trade instead), anonymous (I don't like faceless people), in a relationship (I'm not a galeniko-style woman poacher), sarcastic (that's generally my proclivity, not my female partner's), who's into fitness (I'm an ACE-PT but don't like fitness professionals), fairly intelligent based on diction (again, that's usually my province), who lives in another country (with the logistical nightmare that implies) and isn't particularly interested in my input (unless it pertains to assailing feminism or stereotyping women).

 :D

Doesn't matter how old they are or what they do, they're always attracted to me. I tend to do very well in interviews and on dates...don't know what that says about me. If I could have this level of success everywhere in my life, I would be exceedingly happy.

All I know is that for whatever reason, men always want me (but I've NEVER seriously admitted this IRL, except to my bf). Someone will give me some freebie in the hopes that it'll make me "see what a nice guy" they are and that maybe I'll dump my boyfriend for them. What really happens is that I take that food or freebie or whatever it is, and I'll share it with my boyfriend. It'll turn me on to know that someone gave me these things or did these things with that hope, and I go ahead and share these things with my love and then get dicked real good by him. Essentially, I'm drunk with power. I tell everyone I have a boyfriend. I bring him up in conversation often, but they try anyways.

Actually I'm a 250lb male who drowns his sorrows in beer and pizza. After I finish eating the pizza, I don't wash my hands and use the grease from the pizza to lubricate my two minute masturbation sessions. Then I post on GetBig.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 09:51:19 PM
Doesn't matter how old they are or what they do, they're always attracted to me. I tend to do very well in interviews and on dates...don't know what that says about me. If I could have this level of success everywhere in my life, I would be exceedingly happy.

All I know is that for whatever reason, men always want me (but I've NEVER seriously admitted this IRL, except to my bf). Someone will give me some freebie in the hopes that it'll make me "see what a nice guy" they are and that maybe I'll dump my boyfriend for them. What really happens is that I take that food or freebie or whatever it is, and I'll share it with my boyfriend. It'll turn me on to know that someone gave me these things or did these things with that hope, and I go ahead and share these things with my love and then get dicked real good by him. Essentially, I'm drunk with power. I tell everyone I have a boyfriend. I bring him up in conversation often, but they try anyways.

Actually I'm a 250lb male who drowns his sorrows in beer and pizza. After I finish eating the pizza, I don't wash my hands and use the grease from the pizza to lubricate my two minute masturbation sessions. Then I post on GetBig.
Can't be the last paragraph and the middle one at the same time. You're either a materialistic skank or you're not female.  :-*

On a serious note, I assume most moderately-attractive women under 35 get the same propositions or disingenuous overtures of friendliness from men you described. Some will actually take it at face value and sleep with the guy while keeping their full-time boyfriend. But they're a minority. Most will do what you do, or even politely decline out of concern for the guy's feelings. Still others will lead that guy or guy(s) to think they have a chance while maliciously withholding the truth to themselves (or their bf). Any and all are acceptable responses, since you didn't ask for the attention in the first place.

But yeah, you're just really honestly likable. Though I can tell you the reasons; it's not that complicated. You basically agree with just enough of what men say or think to make their salivary glands kick into gear and their genital tissue inexplicably stiffen without warning. But not enough to be lesbian or fat & ugly, so you get to keep your womanhood intact and not come across as desperate. And though I haven't seen any picture of your face, I assume you're at least average looking. Add long hair to that, and it's a solid package for like 90% of straight men (and a few fags who like boobs).
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: TEH boob on March 25, 2014, 10:05:12 PM
Can't be the last paragraph and the middle one at the same time. You're either a materialistic skank or you're not female.  :-*

On a serious note, I assume most moderately-attractive women under 35 get the same propositions or disingenuous overtures of friendliness from men you described. Some will actually take it at face value and sleep with the guy while keeping their full-time boyfriend. But they're a minority. Most will do what you do, or even politely decline out of concern for the guy's feelings. Still others will lead that guy or guy(s) to think they have a chance while maliciously withholding the truth to themselves (or their bf). Any and all are acceptable responses, since you didn't ask for the attention in the first place.

But yeah, you're just really honestly likable. Though I can tell you the reasons; it's not that complicated. You basically agree with just enough of what men say or think to make their salivary glands kick into gear and their genital tissue inexplicably stiffen without warning. But not enough to be lesbian or fat & ugly, so you get to keep your womanhood intact and not come across as desperate. And though I haven't seen any picture of your face, I assume you're at least average looking. Add long hair to that, and it's a solid package for like 90% of straight men (and a few fags who like boobs).

I think joy of life attracts lotsa people.

And things like T&A.

Or I'm just a magical unicorn.

Does it feel weird confessing your love to a stranger online?
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 10:07:33 PM
I think joy of life attracts lotsa people.

And things like T&A.

Or I'm just a magical unicorn.

Does it feel weird confessing your love to a stranger online?
It's a first and probably a last. I didn't make it to my age by setting precedents in online romance. I've used one dating site and met 3 women off it. Everything else occurred in real life, whether locally or on one of my many excursions outside this shitty country. The most spontaneous and enjoyable relationships are the ones that occur in the field, rather than by proxy.

Still. You might be one of a kind. Hurts that I won't get to flood your flesh basket with a week's worth of my population paste while you bruise my kidneys with your ankles and push my face out of your collarbone.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Shockwave on March 25, 2014, 10:09:26 PM
Doesn't matter how old they are or what they do, they're always attracted to me. I tend to do very well in interviews and on dates...don't know what that says about me. If I could have this level of success everywhere in my life, I would be exceedingly happy.

All I know is that for whatever reason, men always want me (but I've NEVER seriously admitted this IRL, except to my bf). Someone will give me some freebie in the hopes that it'll make me "see what a nice guy" they are and that maybe I'll dump my boyfriend for them. What really happens is that I take that food or freebie or whatever it is, and I'll share it with my boyfriend. It'll turn me on to know that someone gave me these things or did these things with that hope, and I go ahead and share these things with my love and then get dicked real good by him. Essentially, I'm drunk with power. I tell everyone I have a boyfriend. I bring him up in conversation often, but they try anyways.

Actually I'm a 250lb male who drowns his sorrows in beer and pizza. After I finish eating the pizza, I don't wash my hands and use the grease from the pizza to lubricate my two minute masturbation sessions. Then I post on GetBig.
You sound just like my wife. Pretty sure women are programmed to abuse the weak and then run back to the strong.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: TEH boob on March 25, 2014, 10:12:39 PM
You sound just like my wife. Pretty sure women are programmed to abuse the weak and then run back to the strong.

I don't know...but i REALLY get off on it. Has she told you similar things? Hmm maybe I'm not all that special
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: King Shizzo on March 25, 2014, 10:15:20 PM
I don't know...but i REALLY get off on it. Has she told you similar things? Hmm maybe I'm not all that special
But you have a boyfriend right? Sooo.....

Don't be sketchy.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 10:16:51 PM
I don't know...but i REALLY get off on it. Has she told you similar things? Hmm maybe I'm not all that special
Men pick up on that.

We don't respect weak, insecure, self-conscious women who give us everything we want. We want women who push us away, tease us, and make us seethe with resentment when we see them with other guys we consider inferior to us (which I surely would with your BF, nice guy though he undoubtedly is). Basically, they're the best fucks. And the best girlfriends. As long as you can keep them under some measure of control, which they welcome anyway.

Of course, you're not in the league of those women that do it with millionaires and CEOs. But you're definitely hot shit in the prosaic world of the Internet and local social encounters.  :-*
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Shockwave on March 25, 2014, 10:17:18 PM
I don't know...but i REALLY get off on it. Has she told you similar things? Hmm maybe I'm not all that special
yes. She had an ex who would get her whatever,  whenever, and she used to make him do shit just to do shit, and then would just throw it away anyway... 'im hungry make me a sammich, oh rhanks babe, im not hungry, throw it away',  and she said fhe longer he was nics, the more cruel she became...

and anytime a guy is overly nice to her, she feels the need to abuse his niceness and bring the goods back to me... like a cat, I guess.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: TEH boob on March 25, 2014, 10:17:36 PM
But you have a boyfriend right? Sooo.....

Don't be sketchy.

How am I being sketchy? I like sharing things with my boyfriend
not sketchy
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: King Shizzo on March 25, 2014, 10:18:51 PM
How am I being sketchy? I like sharing things with my boyfriend
not sketchy
Meaning partners? Or the fact that you like to play other guys?
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: TEH boob on March 25, 2014, 10:24:07 PM
Meaning partners? Or the fact that you like to play other guys?

What. I don't play other guys.


@Shockwave, I'm not that malicious. It's more like these things are done for me, I'm not bossy or anything.

@Icelord, that merits a "you don't know me!"
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 10:26:31 PM
What. I don't play other guys.


@Shockwave, I'm not that malicious. It's more like these things are done for me, I'm not bossy or anything.

@Icelord, that merits a "you don't know me!"
I just want to suck your clit then spit on you and walk away after you spew your load on my hairy chin
that's not much to ask

well, nipples too
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: TEH boob on March 25, 2014, 10:31:28 PM
Go masturbate somewhere. Don't make any more sexual comments towards me, I don't welcome them. I'm serious. It's fucking disrespectful.

Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 10:32:07 PM
That was just a test. And

yep, definitely still a typical woman.  ::) 8)
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: 240 is Back on March 25, 2014, 10:33:35 PM
Found it...

Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 10:34:41 PM
Found it...


The Outer Limits was weirder/more entertaining.

In one episode this woman ends up with a camera implanted in her brain that she touches with a pencil through a mysterious hole in her forehead. Very bizarre.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: tommywishbone on March 25, 2014, 10:39:16 PM
I only do flyes, no pressing.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Rami on March 25, 2014, 10:41:56 PM
I thought you meant each time you do a bench press you get $100.

Imagine the soreness.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Bertha Butt on March 26, 2014, 12:35:41 AM
But somebody random in the world dies for each 100 dollars.Would you press it?If so how many times?
My finger would be glued to the button. Well, at least untill I have enough money to do what I want. I don't care for random strangers across the globe.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Wolfox on March 26, 2014, 12:43:52 AM
My finger would be glued to the button. Well, at least untill I have enough money to do what I want. I don't care for random strangers across the globe.

I assume Phreak is really your better half.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Bertha Butt on March 26, 2014, 01:01:43 AM
I assume Phreak is really your better half.
He's the more social one of us. But in this case, he would press the button with the biggest smile you've ever seen. And then use the money as toilet paper.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 26, 2014, 01:03:15 AM
You're all bastards...
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: bigmc on March 26, 2014, 03:38:59 AM
creepiest thread ever
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: _aj_ on March 26, 2014, 03:45:24 AM
I'd shoot him in the face with a Kahr PM45 for a route 44 slurpie.

Holy shit, I didn't know that Kahr was making a compact .45!

(LOL@"slurpie")
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: BigCyp on March 26, 2014, 04:45:23 AM
I would hit it 1,000,000 times a day in the hope that shizzo gets killed before my family
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: King Shizzo on March 26, 2014, 04:46:50 AM
I would hit it 1,000,000 times a day in the hope that shizzo gets killed before my family
The bait is not working  :-*
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: The Grim Lifter on March 26, 2014, 04:50:47 AM
I'd hit 6,999,999,999 times. Oh course then the money would be worth nothing but YOLO Bitch
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Tapeworm on March 26, 2014, 05:15:58 AM
I'd blackmail the world to the tune of $100k/day and have raunchy sex with the genie.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: King Shizzo on March 26, 2014, 05:31:44 AM
This is the movie i was talking about.

Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: bigmc on March 26, 2014, 05:32:26 AM
The bait is not working  :-*

you replied therefore it is
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: King Shizzo on March 26, 2014, 05:34:40 AM
This is a vid of her and her husband talking the deal over.

Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Tapeworm on March 26, 2014, 05:35:40 AM
You understand I was talking about the "I Dream of" kind.  Not the stubbly, fat, arabian, magic carpet kind.

Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: King Shizzo on March 26, 2014, 05:36:40 AM
you replied therefore it is
Why are you replying?  :P
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: bigmc on March 26, 2014, 05:38:41 AM
Why are you replying?  :P

because i wanted to

i don't put any weight against the ownage of replying to posts

i was merely trolling you in the previous post
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: King Shizzo on March 26, 2014, 05:41:24 AM
because i wanted to

i don't put any weight against the ownage of replying to posts

i was merely trolling you in the previous post
You have lots of un-written rules. You should write a book.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: bigmc on March 26, 2014, 05:52:45 AM
You have lots of un-written rules. You should write a book.

i will leave you to write the get big rule book

that you keep spouting on about

i only have one rule

and that's to stop crap posters being on the Y  :)
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: phreak on March 26, 2014, 07:11:13 AM
I assume Phreak is really your better half.

If by 'better half' you mean I would press it less frequently, but would do it with my dick, then yes. ;D


But honestly: I'd hit the button, but only to satisfy my financial wants to a certain (realistic) point. Say quickly printing a handful of cash when I have only plastic on me. Wouldn't do it for expensive cars or houses. Don't need to do it. Keeping it real: If I was poor I'd be on that button like a 14-y.o. boy on an old arcade shooter.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: phreak on March 26, 2014, 07:12:48 AM
He's the more social one of us. But in this case, he would press the button with the biggest smile you've ever seen. And then use the money as toilet paper.

The biggest smile I get is when I tickle you and make you sound like a retard.


Will post proof of this soon. ;D
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Bertha Butt on March 26, 2014, 07:36:12 AM
The biggest smile I get is when I tickle you and make you sound like a retard.


Will post proof of this soon. ;D
No! Not the coo-coo-coo-cuckoo-rrrr mating call!
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: snx on March 26, 2014, 07:40:56 AM
You understand I was talking about the "I Dream of" kind.  Not the stubbly, fat, arabian, magic carpet kind.



Meh...six or one half dozen.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: _aj_ on March 26, 2014, 07:48:22 AM
Nothing is free. Abbadon would be waiting for you.

Take the button and go fuck yourself.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 26, 2014, 07:57:57 AM
Nothing is free. Abbadon would be waiting for you.

Abaddon and Cronos is waiting for us?



(http://www.spirit-of-metal.com/les%20goupes/V/Venom/pics/1.jpg)
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: CalvinH on March 26, 2014, 07:59:38 AM
Pounding that button as fast as I can with one hand while masturbating with my other hand....
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 26, 2014, 08:01:15 AM
Pounding that button as fast as I can with one hand while masturbating with my other hand....

You would be on many many lists after that...

Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 26, 2014, 10:06:36 AM
If you can do it one time then you would do it endlessly. As much as I would want to, I don't think I could do it.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: anabolichalo on March 26, 2014, 10:22:20 AM
But somebody random in the world dies for each 100 dollars.Would you press it?If so how many times?
as many times as possible
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: Simple Simon on March 26, 2014, 10:23:12 AM
I thought this thread was about Shizzo and his relationship with Joon.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 26, 2014, 10:55:00 AM
I don't beleive in Genies so fuck off.
Title: Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
Post by: 240 is Back on March 26, 2014, 11:06:28 AM
Pounding that button as fast as I can with one hand while masturbating with my other hand....

LOL... on just about any other forum or group on the web, you'd be branded a sick deviant for such a post, and quickly banned. 

On getbig, nobody even notices.  I love this place.   ;D