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Lol
"Every bachelorette party I have done I've been touched by the bride to be. All but two have blown me and I've ****ed all but 4."
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1w5aic/iama_22_year_old_male_stripper_amaa/cez059c
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Does that surprise you?!!?? (I worked the door at a "all male revue/called The Male Encounter") what I saw/witnessed/did in the back rooms/coat rooms etc ...was insane! (and yes it was usually the girl getting married) the bachelorette parties coming in with their "penis" lollipops....penis cakes....penis hats..and the things they did with the male strippers would make you think all females are whores (then there were the "friends" of the bride usually fat..looking for the missing bride and good looking bridesmaids.....probably why I never got marred lol...... the male strip club was only one of a huge entertainment complex I worked at called "The Palace" the missing brides/bridesmaids usually ended up in the backroom of one of the other clubs/usually with a "dancer" and usually drunk and nude.....
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sluts of peace ::)
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Surprise, sperm receptacles doing what sperm receptacles do....
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Worked the door at a titty club in college. Loved male revue night, no homo.
Nothing gets the designated driving sorority girl revved up like a young bouncer. All the dude strippers were 35-40.
That said, some serious shebeasts crawled outta the wood work on the first Monday of the month. That's when the US Male delivered...
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Well he said it on the internet , it must be true.
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I was a server at hunk o mania in nyc during college, it's 100% true. These "proper" women get stupid as soon as they get in there. It's something out of a motley crew video, mother\daughter, sisters, you name it. more often than not if it's not a wedding party it's usually a group of black bbw's who wont suck dick but want to get bent over a sink in the bathroom.
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I have done a few strip sessions and the way the women behave and the things they do are just disgusting you dont see men behaving like that at strip clubs, that is why in this day and age its very hard for me to trust a woman.
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I have done a few strip sessions and the way the women behave and the things they do are just disgusting you dont see men behaving like that at strip clubs, that is why in this day and age its very hard for me to trust a woman.
Lol
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..... ;D
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I'm thinking this might be a solid career choice for us late 30s getbiggers with decent physiques.
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I'm thinking this might be a solid career choice for us late 30s getbiggers with decent physiques.
As a bouncer? Stick to bouncing basketballs. :D
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I was at a club where a bride to be was their wearing the veil and everything partying it one last night before her wedding and yes, I fucked her that night.
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I was at a club where a bride to be was their wearing the veil and everything partying it one last night before her wedding and yes, I fucked her that night.
Not the 160 pound dude in those music videos. What nationality are you?
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Do my eyes deceive me or is that a sloot blowing you in the 2nd pic?What was her story
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I'm thinking this might be a solid career choice for us late 30s getbiggers with decent physiques.
Nearby residents of the caravan park reported hearing an altercation prior to witnessing the deceased man being thrown through a window, dragged back inside, and then thrown through another window. Mrs 240 is being held without bail.
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Nearby residents of the caravan park reported hearing an altercation prior to witnessing the deceased man being thrown through a window, dragged back inside, and then thrown through another window. Mrs 240 is being held without bail.
lmao... ;D
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Well he said it on the internet , it must be true.
He also said he never banged an unattractive bridesmaid. So right there it doesn't make sense. Were suppose to assume they are all attractive...lol
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My missis had a stripper at hers, she grassed up what her friends were doing as soon as she got back. Guilty conscience?
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And they wonder why 50 percent of marriages fail ::)
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makes me lose hope in humanity :'(
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Dunno why it is a shock that we are all carnal creatures. Women cheat more and initiate divorce more.
There's only two things that our race is good at: killing and fucking. Everything else is a stretch for us.
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makes me lose hope in humanity :'(
Coleman was a police officer, that should be enough to bring humanity back in line.
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Dunno why it is a shock that we are all carnal creatures. Women cheat more and initiate divorce more.
There's only two things that our race is good at: killing and fucking. Everything else is a stretch for us.
We are are carnal, cognative, and spiritual creatures. We have the ability to have self control. Some like to excuse our or others behavior by only highlighting the carnal portion---like we don't have the ability to control our actions or to think of the consequences. Both men and women. In our society today, we revel in debauchery, and excuse such behavior as "that's natural"...yet, 364 days of the year, or 23 hours of the day, we don't act like that....so who is really lying? And to whom are we lying to?
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We are are carnal, cognative, and spiritual creatures. We have the ability to have self control. Some like to excuse our or others behavior by only highlighting the carnal portion---like we don't have the ability to control our actions or to think of the consequences. Both men and women. In our society today, we revel in debauchery, and excuse such behavior as "that's natural"...yet, 364 days of the year, or 23 hours of the day, we don't act like that....so who is really lying? And to whom are we lying to?
I make no excuses, I am just stating things as I see them. We are living in an increasingly hedonistic society. Perhaps it is a collapse of western, Judeo-Christian values or perhaps something else.
Nothing shocks me anymore.
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When Mars got married the 2nd time Kai Greene stripped for him.
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I make no excuses, I am just stating things as I see them. We are living in an increasingly hedonistic society. Perhaps it is a collapse of western, Judeo-Christian values or perhaps something else.
Nothing shocks me anymore.
What you said the first reminded me of this book
(http://www.discerninghearts.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Worshipping-the-State.jpg)
I didn't me you per se, but people in general. I have heard the same argument. But, I think it is a multitude of things.
As you said, nothing shocks you anymore, and I agree.
I just think it's dangerous and hypocritical for us to act one way for the majority of the time, then act "morally inappropriate" (read into that however you want) and then used the excuse of well, we are carnal creatures. But, one has a brain, right? I think we allow ourselves an out for doing something that we would not normally do so it doesn't weigh heavily on our conscious.
Now, I'm not saying not have a good time, but when you start "getting it in"...that's when you have done a Phil Heath.
I hink you are seeing our society unravel, bit by bit...
And that is why, nothing surprises us, because we are getting used to it. And then something else occurs, and we get used to that.
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So maybe dancing bear is porn fact nor fiction...
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What you said the first reminded me of this book
(http://www.discerninghearts.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Worshipping-the-State.jpg)
I didn't me you per se, but people in general. I have heard the same argument. But, I think it is a multitude of things.
As you said, nothing shocks you anymore, and I agree.
I just think it's dangerous and hypocritical for us to act one way for the majority of the time, then act "morally inappropriate" (read into that however you want) and then used the excuse of well, we are carnal creatures. But, one has a brain, right? I think we allow ourselves an out for doing something that we would not normally do so it doesn't weigh heavily on our conscious.
Now, I'm not saying not have a good time, but when you start "getting it in"...that's when you have done a Phil Heath.
I hink you are seeing our society unravel, bit by bit...
And that is why, nothing surprises us, because we are getting used to it. And then something else occurs, and we get used to that.
Excellent post. People have their line of morality, but for many of us it is far too easy to re-draw it to suit our own desires no matter how base they may be. Again, excellent post.
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Yup because us guys act much different at bachelor parties ;D
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just have a female cousin attend. if you trick gets out of line, the family member will save you years of misery and financial lost.
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just have a female cousin attend. if you trick gets out of line, the family member will save you years of misery and financial lost.
Teutonic strongly disagrees with you. Would love to see you two debate this.
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Teutonic strongly disagrees with you. Would love to see you two debate this.
how? and i can go on record and say, my sisters and favorite female cousin have protected me from plenty of hoes over the years. it's nice having soldiers on my team.
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Teutonic please respond.
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Teutonic please respond.
case study 1: hot chick tried to date me, but she was banging some hiv positive dude. my older sister is a nurse practitioner and dropped the dime. like i said, it's nice having soldiers on my team.
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Teutonic please respond.
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Do my eyes deceive me or is that a sloot blowing you in the 2nd pic?What was her story
Your eyes Deceive you...... (it was a "Blow-up" Doll one of the bachelorette parties brought into the club lol!) I too have worked at "Strip clubs" (3 of them) and the girls/woman there only cared about money and drugs (rarely if ever did they hook up with customers) they looked at guys as dollar signs.... At the Male Revue....the Girls/woman were crazy! (just walking thru the crowd they would grab at you/blow jobs..fucking...I even caught the manager of the show fucking a girl on the coat room floor ...it will jade you against marriage lol!,even when us guys get married we usually just go to a strip club and look at the girls naked on a stage...while our fiancé is somewhere with a strippers hog in her mouth/Vagina......
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I was at a club where a bride to be was their wearing the veil and everything partying it one last night before her wedding and yes, I fucked her that night.
what are you, 25?
who brags about their conquests??? lol!!!
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Your eyes Deceive you...... (it was a "Blow-up" Doll one of the bachelorette parties brought into the club lol!) I too have worked at "Strip clubs" (3 of them) and the girls/woman there only cared about money and drugs (rarely if ever did they hook up with customers) they looked at guys as dollar signs.... At the Male Revue....the Girls/woman were crazy! (just walking thru the crowd they would grab at you/blow jobs..fucking...I even caught the manager of the show fucking a girl on the coat room floor ...it will jade you against marriage lol!,even when us guys get married we usually just go to a strip club and look at the girls naked on a stage...while our fiancé is somewhere with a strippers hog in her mouth/Vagina......
Depressing post, but goes with what ive seen too
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Your eyes Deceive you...... (it was a "Blow-up" Doll one of the bachelorette parties brought into the club lol!) I too have worked at "Strip clubs" (3 of them) and the girls/woman there only cared about money and drugs (rarely if ever did they hook up with customers) they looked at guys as dollar signs.... At the Male Revue....the Girls/woman were crazy! (just walking thru the crowd they would grab at you/blow jobs..fucking...I even caught the manager of the show fucking a girl on the coat room floor ...it will jade you against marriage lol!,even when us guys get married we usually just go to a strip club and look at the girls naked on a stage...while our fiancé is somewhere with a strippers hog in her mouth/Vagina......
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Johnny No Name is climbing into a bathtub with a straight razor about now.
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Excellent post. People have their line of morality, but for many of us it is far too easy to re-draw it to suit our own desires no matter how base they may be. Again, excellent post.
Parker brings the wisdom.
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Am I the only one who read that ama and thought "fuck, all that work seems like a lot of cardio, not the career for me" :-D
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No shock.
Women usually tend to get strangely explorative especially before their final saying. Many of my casual encounters have been in a relationship - I often chuckled at the various photos of loved ones on the night table.
I trust a woman's heart but not her emotions nor vagina.
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No shock.
Women usually tend to get strangely explorative especially before their final saying. Many of my casual encounters have been in a relationship - I often chuckled at the various photos of loved ones on the night table.
I trust a woman's heart but not her emotions nor vagina.
are you a cardiologist?
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Imo, engaged women are looking for an 11th hour reassurance that they are making the right choice which is why I do them a kindness and sex them as poorly and awkwardly as any man has ever incompetently humped a woman.
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Lol
"Every bachelorette party I have done I've been touched by the bride to be. All but two have blown me and I've ****ed all but 4."
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1w5aic/iama_22_year_old_male_stripper_amaa/cez059c
This guy is an absolute liar.
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are you a cardiologist?
No, professional midget and Swede-ish citizen.
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No, professional midget and Swede-ish citizen.
i mean what is your point
"i trust her heart, not her emotions and sexual organs"
what the fuck does that even mean
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i mean what is your point
"i trust her heart, not her emotions and sexual organs"
what the fuck does that even mean
I value women's affection/compassion but I strongly doubt their fidelity in a relationship/marriage.
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No shock.
Women usually tend to get strangely explorative especially before their final saying. Many of my casual encounters have been in a relationship - I often chuckled at the various photos of loved ones on the night table.
I trust a woman's heart but not her emotions nor vagina.
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I'd argue that ones heart is tied to ones emotions. They are not mutually exclusive.
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I value women's affection/compassion but I strongly doubt their fidelity in a relationship/marriage.
heh...
so women are good mothers but horrible wives
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Women get horny just like men.
BUT, women are manipulative and slaves to their emotions and urges, so they act on them and then manipulate themselves into believing it was ok.
women are slaves to their emotions and make rash decisions based on however they feel in the moment. It makes them extremely difficult to trust.
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Women get horny just like men.
BUT, women are manipulative and slaves to their emotions and urges, so they act on them and then manipulate themselves into believing it was ok.
women are slaves to their emotions and make rash decisions based on however they feel in the moment. It makes them extremely difficult to trust.
it's scary how much you dont know about your wife/gf
thinking everyday everything is just fine and you are so lucky ::)
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it's scary how much you dont know about your wife/gf
thinking everyday everything is just fine and you are so lucky ::)
luckily I happen to be worh my wife literally every min im not at work, she doesnt have any dude friends, two chick friends, doesnt drink, doesnt go out, doesnt party.
I did get lucky. And ive been best friends (read:guy that they fuck when theyre BF makes them angry/theyre single and horny) with enough legendary hoes to know a good one when I see it.
but 90% of women = hoes.
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luckily I happen to be worh my wife literally every min im not at work, she doesnt have any dude friends, two chick friends, doesnt drink, doesnt go out, doesnt party.
I did get lucky. And ive been best friends (read:guy that they fuck when theyre BF makes them angry/theyre single and horny) with enough legendary hoes to know a good one when I see it.
but 90% of women = hoes.
guy friends = major red flag right?
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guy friends = major red flag right?
Yes, unless he's a flamer
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guy friends = major red flag right?
guy friends = bad signs
lots of whore friends = bad sign. Chicks are easily peer pressured and whore friends are always trying to hook friends up with guys they want to fuck, so they pressure their friends into fucking guys.
basically need to find a younger chick that isnt jaded and gets really attached if you want someone faithful.
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Dont ever put anything past your woman. Theyre capable of anything just like us. Shit like this really upsets me.
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guy friends = bad signs
lots of whore friends = bad sign. Chicks are easily peer pressured and whore friends are always trying to hook friends up with guys they want to fuck, so they pressure their friends into fucking guys.
basically need to find a younger chick that isnt jaded and gets really attached if you want someone faithful.
100 percent correct i have seen this many times, one advice I would give to getbiggers never date a woman who has a lot of slutty friends.
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Does that surprise you?!!?? (I worked the door at a "all male revue/called The Male Encounter") what I saw/witnessed/did in the back rooms/coat rooms etc ...was insane! (and yes it was usually the girl getting married) the bachelorette parties coming in with their "penis" lollipops....penis cakes....penis hats..and the things they did with the male strippers would make you think all females are whores (then there were the "friends" of the bride usually fat..looking for the missing bride and good looking bridesmaids.....probably why I never got marred lol...... the male strip club was only one of a huge entertainment complex I worked at called "The Palace" the missing brides/bridesmaids usually ended up in the backroom of one of the other clubs/usually with a "dancer" and usually drunk and nude.....
This was in Mass right.....I remember a buddy decide to take on the entire Cambodia population of Lowell in the Palace's parking lot. Things weren't going to well for us until the statie's showed up.
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100 percent correct i have seen this many times, one advice I would give to getbiggers never date a woman who has a lot of slutty friends.
Or if shes married a lot of single friends.
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It's easier for a women to cheat than it is for a man to cheat.
Both emotionally and physically.
Emotionally, women usually feel justified in their cheating and therefore feel no guilt etc.
Physically, women are the chased, so don't have to put too much effort into finding a partner to cheat with.
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heh...
so women are good mothers but horrible wives
They're often good and enduring supporters wanting you to excel.
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This was in Mass right.....I remember a buddy decide to take on the entire Cambodia population of Lowell in the Palace's parking lot. Things weren't going to well for us until the statie's showed up.
Lol I go to Umass Lowell, I could totally see this happening.
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This was in Mass right.....I remember a buddy decide to take on the entire Cambodia population of Lowell in the Palace's parking lot. Things weren't going to well for us until the statie's showed up.
yes (Saugus Massachusetts) right of Route one...yea it was kinda "rough" (palace had like 10 different nightclubs under one roof/but a lot of fun as well!)
http://masscops.com/threads/2-people-shot-at-saugus-club.81243/ (http://masscops.com/threads/2-people-shot-at-saugus-club.81243/)
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yes (Saugus Massachusetts) right of Route one...yea it was kinda "rough" (palace had like 10 different nightclubs under one roof/but a lot of fun as well!)
http://masscops.com/threads/2-people-shot-at-saugus-club.81243/ (http://masscops.com/threads/2-people-shot-at-saugus-club.81243/)
That place still there?
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The romanticized idea of a woman in a man's life being some sweet reward and joy is total bunk.
There are very few females of the species who will NOT cause a man endless trouble and annoyance.
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The romanticized idea of a woman in a man's life being some sweet reward and joy is total bunk.
There are very few females of the species who will NOT cause a man endless trouble and annoyance.
one must pick more wisely than harrison ford picking the holy grail.
at least picking the wrong grail just kills you. The wrong woman is a lifetime of misery.
the right woman can bring one great joy, however.
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one must pick more wisely than harrison ford picking the holy grail.
at least picking the wrong grail just kills you. The wrong woman is a lifetime of misery.
the right woman can bring one great joy, however.
I believe this to be true, sure, but as you say, a man must be VERY choosy; and even being so, there's still the chance he's found himself just another psycho broad.
So success takes attention to detail and luck, luck, LUCK.
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yes (Saugus Massachusetts) right of Route one...yea it was kinda "rough" (palace had like 10 different nightclubs under one roof/but a lot of fun as well!)
http://masscops.com/threads/2-people-shot-at-saugus-club.81243/ (http://masscops.com/threads/2-people-shot-at-saugus-club.81243/)
I'm originally from up the road bit in Amesbury....we'd come down from school in VT for the weekend and it would inevitably end in a fight.
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That place still there?
Apparently as of 2009....it was kind of a fun place to watch the trash.
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That place still there?
nahhh .... (it's a lowe's home improvement store now lol!)
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I'm originally from up the road bit in Amesbury....we'd come down from school in VT for the weekend and it would inevitably end in a fight.
yup! (pretty much sums it up/I was there off and on for dam near 20 years)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/45262853359/ (https://www.facebook.com/groups/45262853359/)
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^Beast
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lol :D
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The romanticized idea of a woman in a man's life being some sweet reward and joy is total bunk.
There are very few females of the species who will NOT cause a man endless trouble and annoyance.
Cynical as fuck, but very true.
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I dont know much abt henn nights, but the few married women I've been with were the dirtiest and most deprived people I ever encountered. A couple of my single mates have similar stories as well, so this is not an exception. Women never get caught either they are much better than men and more ruthless when it comes to this.
Have a happy married life everyone.
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Eyes Wide Shut kind of sums this all up
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Had me nearly pissing myself over here ;D ;D ;D ;D
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nahhh .... (it's a lowe's home improvement store now lol!)
I went there once in the late 80's. Lotsa big hair.
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Had me nearly pissing myself over here ;D ;D ;D ;D
The first time I saw that jpg, I laughed for 3 hours straight. My wife thought I was insane.
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This guy is an absolute liar.
x100............ most the guys i know in this industry tend to blow up everything they do to the N'th degree..
as a true alpha stud, i couldnt care less what stripper turns up at her hen due, he most probly wont be as big or ripped, it must be truly worrying for for you smaller skinny fat types, if i were that kind of half a man, i would definitely be worried
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x100............ most the guys i know in this industry tend to blow up everything they do to the N'th degree..
as a true alpha stud, i couldnt care less what stripper turns up at her hen due, he most probly wont be as big or ripped, it must be truly worrying for for you smaller skinny fat types, if i were that kind of half a man, i would definitely be worried
what if it was Rodney St. Cloud?
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its ok,,, my lady isnt into ebony mountains of cock and mucle ;)
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Have to laugh at everyone trying to give reasons behind womens thinking for doing shit LOL
Theyre usually drunk and it doesn't matter whether theyre single or married, the majority wanna get it on. Simple.
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The girl I banged a few weeks ago
Asked me in bed for a list of people I'd slept with
Who I really shouldn't have done
I told her a few
She instantly replied with the fact she let
The male strippers at her hen do do her ass
Tag team of peace
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The girl I banged a few weeks ago
Asked me in bed for a list of people I'd slept with
Who I really shouldn't have done
I told her a few
She instantly replied with the fact she let
The male strippers at her hen do do her ass
Tag team of peace
LOL it's like she was just dying to tell SOMEONE about her poor choice.
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The girl I banged a few weeks ago
Asked me in bed for a list of people I'd slept with
Who I really shouldn't have done
I told her a few
She instantly replied with the fact she let
The male strippers at her hen do do her ass
Tag team of peace
Well, theyd have to fuck her in the ass if its the chick with the dick you posted from the other thread. After all, thats a dude, and he only has one hole.
also, I think this story has been tampered with.
by 'hen party', you mean 'my hotel room',
by chick, you mean tranny hooker,
and by 'fucked her ass' and 'tag team of peace', you really meant she DPd you with her tranny friends
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Well, theyd have to fuck her in the ass if its the chick with the dick you posted from the other thread. After all, thats a dude, and he only has one hole.
also, I think this story has been tampered with.
by 'hen party', you mean 'my hotel room',
by chick, you mean tranny hooker,
and by 'fucked her ass' and 'tag team of peace', you really meant she DPd you with her tranny friends
Jesus !!
Awesome way to copy my owning of your gay gimmick /chum
The girl I posted is exactly that . A girl (you know , the species that terrifies and confuses you )
The girl I'm posting about is pictured below
The lovely Samantha
Who lives in Stoke
Is 34
Please try and imagine her as having a cock if you must
Whatever gets you through the night
Sigh .....
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LOL it's like she was just dying to tell SOMEONE about her poor choice.
Yep Robert , she has a lot of issues
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I'm so angry after reading this thread, thank you Mike for making us aware of what is really going on.
To be honest, the night before my wedding I got very suspicious when my wife walked in and took the veil off she wore at her party, and I noticed some black curly pubes on there? When I challenged her about it, she said that she'd dropped the veil in the ladies room and the floor, and it must of picked up the hairs then?
That should of set off alarm bells ringing, but I was so excited about taking her virginity the next day on our wedding night that I overlooked it.
Thinking back now, it's pretty strange for a virgin to suck me off like a trooper and do ass to mouth on the first night, and why did she insist on playing some BoyzIIMen when we don't even like that kind of music?
I feel so let down
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these matters are intensely depressing