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I do not have much experience with strip clubs and some friends where talking about going, for you muscular dudes who have gone was the strippers turned on my your muscles did they want to meet you after work to fuck, what was your experience like.
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I do not have much experience with strip clubs and some friends where talking about going, for you muscular dudes who have gone was the strippers turned on my your muscles did they want to meet you after work to fuck, what was your experience like.
The size of your wallet and how cash generous you are will ultimately determine your potential options.
I may want to add, if you bring a hot chick yourself, your chances for getting a threesome become pretty solid.
Don't go to strip clubs with guys... bring a hot chick and it's going to be fun.
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Yes, but I declined the invitation.
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Yes, but I declined the invitation.
I am assuming that she was ugly that is why you declined or you are just trolling.
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Great fun!
I remember all the beer, nudity and 50 cent blasting from the speakers made me feel like a 14 year old - just awesome. :D
Never fucked a stripper but if you're not a schmoe or geezer and provide some entertainment there's a hook for sure.
Many strippers are searching for escape from their coke, backroom, dace routine.
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I do not have much experience with strip clubs and some friends where talking about going, for you muscular dudes who have gone was the strippers turned on my your muscles did they want to meet you after work to fuck, what was your experience like.
Since you're a goo burping manfucker, I hope for your sake it's chippendales. Give them enough money, and they'll let you do bobbing for scrotum while you do pullups on their erections.
You fucking suck and your posts read like they were typed by a baboon on PCP who got brained by a coconut, you nut fondling, floss your teeth with ass air ball licking pole bopper. Fuck off.
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I was head doorman at a strip club for a couple of years, years ago.
Strippers, for the most part, only care about money and drugs.
If you have one or the other, or both, you're golden.
Two types of strippers:
1. Working Girls (only care about money and will leave immediately after shift to take care of child, as its only parent)
2. Party Girls (money and drugs will buy you into their good graces)
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Strip clubs can be awesome :)
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I was head doorman at a strip club for a couple of years, years ago.
Strippers, for the most part, only care about money and drugs.
If you have one or the other, or both, you're golden.
Two types of strippers:
1. Working Girls (only care about money and will leave immediately after shift to take care of child, as its only parent)
2. Party Girls (money and drugs will buy you into their good graces)
So a have a pretty good shot then I dont want to spend too much money but I do have access to coke, weed and ecstasy so I will get her fucked up then pound the shit out of her.
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I am assuming that she was ugly that is why you declined or you are just trolling.
No, she was gorgeous. Blonde hair and the prerequisite fakies. Her real name was Barbara which I found interesting for such a young girl. She was nice. I thought hard about calling her but I wised up. This was a few years ago. I love strippers but I don't usually go to strip clubs. It was my friends birthday.
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I was head doorman at a strip club for a couple of years, years ago.
Strippers, for the most part, only care about money and drugs.
If you have one or the other, or both, you're golden.
Two types of strippers:
1. Working Girls (only care about money and will leave immediately after shift to take care of child, as its only parent)
2. Party Girls (money and drugs will buy you into their good graces)
Sounds like if you are a party girl, you have two career options, either become a working girl or a crack whore
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I've got attention without giving money. I've never thrown dollars at the stage, but have paid for lap dances for buddies, who in turn repay the favor.
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if a stripper likes you you'll know it.
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I got thrown out of my local stripper club for running down my credit card on a dancer's crack when I ran out of singles.
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I do not have much experience with strip clubs and some friends where talking about going, for you muscular dudes who have gone was the strippers turned on my your muscles did they want to meet you after work to fuck, what was your experience like.
strippers are more attracted to desi indians than juice heads
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Waste of time.
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everyone does it once or twice.
only a loser (or wealthy person with cash to burn) is up in the strip club, blowing his $, when he's in his 30s and 40s. If that's your bag, just get escorts already.
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Waste of time.
And waste of money...
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Since you're a goo burping manfucker, I hope for your sake it's chippendales. Give them enough money, and they'll let you do bobbing for scrotum while you do pullups on their erections.
You fucking suck and your posts read like they were typed by a baboon on PCP who got brained by a coconut, you nut fondling, floss your teeth with ass air ball licking pole bopper. Fuck off.
LMAO! ;D
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Strip Clubs\
Australia - Odd - girls talk to you like they are one of the lads, how they could drink more beer than you and could probably take you in a fist fight
UK - unhygenic - old slappers doing Sunday morning clubs and sucking off various old men at their seats in full view of all the other old men
US - attitude "Hi, what's your name", "I'm Pedro", "You wanna lap dance Pedro?", "No I'm fine thanks", "Fucking loser, why'd you talk to me if you didn't want a dance. Time waster"... okaaaay
Japan - Bizarre - acrobatic girls, various sexy outfits, amazing shows and 200 Japanese guys sitting their quietly clapping every 2 minutes as if they were at a fucking magic show.
Philippines - pick on the white guy - Rommel "Pedro, I'm just going outside to call my wife, just sit here, don't do anything". Pedro "OK, Rommel, you're the boss"... 10 mins later... Rommel "Pedro for fucks sake where is your shirt.... and why is that girl sticking your glasses in her snatch?".
Thailand :o :o :o :o :o
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Since you're a goo burping manfucker, I hope for your sake it's chippendales. Give them enough money, and they'll let you do bobbing for scrotum while you do pullups on their erections.
You fucking suck and your posts read like they were typed by a baboon on PCP who got brained by a coconut, you nut fondling, floss your teeth with ass air ball licking pole bopper. Fuck off.
Foozle embodies all that is good and just about GetBig.
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Since you're a goo burping manfucker, I hope for your sake it's chippendales. Give them enough money, and they'll let you do bobbing for scrotum while you do pullups on their erections.
You fucking suck and your posts read like they were typed by a baboon on PCP who got brained by a coconut, you nut fondling, floss your teeth with ass air ball licking pole bopper. Fuck off.
First I read this & lol'd...
I do not have much experience with strip clubs and some friends where talking about going, for you muscular dudes who have gone was the strippers turned on my your muscles did they want to meet you after work to fuck, what was your experience like.
Then I re-read the OP and I am feeling somewhat violated.
Isn't there a gay version of Penthouse letters you can read for fucks sake?
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paying for blueballs, better off buying porn and jerking off at home.
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I can't believe how many guys get suckered into thinking these girls are interested in them. They are very skilled at using their looks to separate guys from their money. I have heard of so many suckers dating strippers who after weeks/months come to the realization that they are nothing but ATM machines. Then when they break up the girl moves to the next dope.
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I can't believe how many guys get suckered into thinking these girls are interested in them. They are very skilled at using their looks to separate guys from their money. I have heard of so many suckers dating strippers who after weeks/months come to the realization that they are nothing but ATM machines. Then when they break up the girl moves to the next dope.
Nah. I've fucked many of them and dated one for 2 1/2 years. Traveled around the country for over a year with my ex.
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if a stripper likes you you'll know it.
This
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I can't believe how many guys get suckered into thinking these girls are interested in them. They are very skilled at using their looks to separate guys from their money. I have heard of so many suckers dating strippers who after weeks/months come to the realization that they are nothing but ATM machines. Then when they break up the girl moves to the next dope.
You are right, however, you also have to realize that a lot of these broads are lonely, emotionally damaged and not always super intelligent. You have to watch out for the sharks but if you know what not to do, then you can date/fuck the other ones without being their benefactor. These girls do have sex and have boyfriends. They aren't Nuns. You just have to watch your ass and know the difference between the pros and the amateurs. Come to my seminar.
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This doctor is a true getbigger he blew $135,000 in 4 visits to the strip club and now he does not want to pay the bill.
http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/22/strip-club-lawsuit-scores-bill/
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What a schmoe. For 135K he probably could have had a cadre of the finest callgirls NY has to offer and had enough left over to buy a convertible MB SL550...idiot ::) ::)
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This
yes, you myself and xfactor all do rather well at these types of establishments.
i dont know how to feel about that actually :D
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yes, you myself and xfactor all do rather well at these types of establishments.
i dont know how to feel about that actually :D
Good, bad, or sad. not sure which....I do better at strip clubs then a regular bar :-\ :D
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I can't believe how many guys get suckered into thinking these girls are interested in them. They are very skilled at using their looks to separate guys from their money. I have heard of so many suckers dating strippers who after weeks/months come to the realization that they are nothing but ATM machines. Then when they break up the girl moves to the next dope.
This.
Only went once and it confirmed everything I suspected.
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Another common rip off at stripper places is the credit card. Never ever use a credit card at a stripper place. Never carry a tab and pay with cash as you drink. I can't count how many guys have thought they spend 75 bucks find the place charged them hundreds weeks later on their card. Places in NYC were notorious for putting thousands on a card. Many of these guys are married and don't want to contest the charges. The places always claim the sucker bought rounds for the whole bar and wanted many 3K bottles of champagne. If management is doing this you could only imagine what the stripper could do in ripping you off pretending to be interested in you.
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Good, bad, or sad. not sure which....I do better at strip clubs then a regular bar :-\ :D
im in the mood for stories today.
im driving w a gf of mine from ontario to arizona who got a job nursing down in yuma. she wanted to take her car, asked me if i'd road trip with her and said sure.
(no i didnt bang her- just a good female friend)
anyway, we'd stop for the night wherever and shed go right to bed after supper. its like 9pm and i aint going to bed im on a road trip, right? lol
so we get to tucson, and i want to go out. i call a cab and tell the driver take me to the busiest bar close by. it was like a tuesday so that was a fail, so i said take me to the nearest strip club.
i walk in sit down order a corona. table at the back. just minding my own, wanting a beer. as you know, company always comes easy in a strip club so i wasnt concerned with being alone for long. about fuck i wasnt even done my first beer this beautiful korean girl comes up, and says mind if i sit down? im like sure hun go ahead. we small talk, she buys us a round. never once asks me for a dance. we sat there smashing beers and shooting the shit for a couple hours. very cool broad. gives me a drive to the hotel im staying at after.
(no i didnt bang her)
gives me her number, says if im going to be around long to look her up. she knows im heading out tomorrow but regardless. my gf and i leave for yuma the next day. i drop her off and head to phoenix. as chance would have it my flight doesnt leave till the next evening. im like fuck how am i going to kill this time? so i call up the girl. why not.
shes like hello? im like hey hun its rob. shes like omg! how are you i didnt think you'd call! told her im overnighting and if she wants to come to phoenix ill buy her dinner. shes like done. drives 100miles to meet me, on her boyfriends birthday.
(then i banged her.)
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im in the mood for stories today.
im driving w a gf of mine from ontario to arizona who got a job nursing down in yuma. she wanted to take her car, asked me if i'd road trip with her and said sure.
(no i didnt bang her- just a good female friend)
anyway, we'd stop for the night wherever and shed go right to bed after supper. its like 9pm and i aint going to bed im on a road trip, right? lol
so we get to tucson, and i want to go out. i call a cab and tell the driver take me to the busiest bar close by. it was like a tuesday so that was a fail, so i said take me to the nearest strip club.
i walk in sit down order a corona. table at the back. just minding my own, wanting a beer. as you know, company always comes easy in a strip club so i wasnt concerned with being alone for long. about fuck i wasnt even done my first beer this beautiful korean girl comes up, and says mind if i sit down? im like sure hun go ahead. we small talk, she buys us a round. never once asks me for a dance. we sat there smashing beers and shooting the shit for a couple hours. very cool broad. gives me a drive to the hotel im staying at after.
(no i didnt bang her)
gives me her number, says if im going to be around long to look her up. she knows im heading out tomorrow but regardless. my gf and i leave for yuma the next day. i drop her off and head to phoenix. as chance would have it my flight doesnt leave till the next evening. im like fuck how am i going to kill this time? so i call up the girl. why not.
shes like hello? im like hey hun its rob. shes like omg! how are you i didnt think you'd call! told her im overnighting and if she wants to come to phoenix ill buy her dinner. shes like done. drives 100miles to meet me, on her boyfriends birthday.
(then i banged her.)
Tales of an Alpha.
I'm going to believe that this really happened. She's Korean, it could happen.
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lol it happened bro I'm not that talented a story teller to make something like that up. :D
funny how the best stories sometimes arise out of random circumstance. I told a buddy of mine once the legacy of a life lived well is not sitting in an old age home thinking fuck I wish I had done this, or that but being able to turn to the guy sitting next to you and say 'you wanna to hear a great story?' :)
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im in the mood for stories today.
Myrtle beach strip clubs in the summer are empty...all family's on vaca and not golfers like spring and fall...places are empty..girls will ask you out so they don't have to sit in an empty club all night.
Awhile back me and a friend walked into a strip club..a very hot Colombian chick sits and starts talking to me. a couple of tequila shots and some conversation and I went and got a few dances. before we left I told her I'd be back in a couple of weeks. we walked out and I told my boy "You watch I'll end up with that girl". he was like "Yeah right ::)" I went back and she came right up and said she was surprised I came back. we went out on a date and went back to her place. I didn't even touch her {lol, I was wasted and passed out ;D} next time we went out she was like "You are so sweet, even though I'm a stripper you didn't try to hook to hook up on the first date" ;) 8)
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Myrtle beach strip clubs in the summer are empty...all family's on vaca and not golfers like spring and fall...places are empty..girls will ask you out so they don't have to sit in an empty club all night.
Awhile back me and a friend walked into a strip club..a very hot Colombian chick sits and starts talking to me. a couple of tequila shots and some conversation and I went and got a few dances. before we left I told her I'd be back in a couple of weeks. we walked out and I told my boy "You watch I'll end up with that girl". he was like "Yeah right ::)" I went back and she came right up and said she was surprised I came back. we went out on a date and went back to her place. I didn't even touch her {lol, I was wasted and passed out ;D} next time we went out she was like "You are so sweet, even though I'm a stripper you didn't try to hook to hook up on the first date" ;) 8)
You're a good man
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Myrtle beach strip clubs in the summer are empty...all family's on vaca and not golfers like spring and fall...places are empty..girls will ask you out so they don't have to sit in an empty club all night.
Awhile back me and a friend walked into a strip club..a very hot Colombian chick sits and starts talking to me. a couple of tequila shots and some conversation and I went and got a few dances. before we left I told her I'd be back in a couple of weeks. we walked out and I told my boy "You watch I'll end up with that girl". he was like "Yeah right ::)" I went back and she came right up and said she was surprised I came back. we went out on a date and went back to her place. I didn't even touch her {lol, I was wasted and passed out ;D} next time we went out she was like "You are so sweet, even though I'm a stripper you didn't try to hook to hook up on the first date" ;) 8)
1) what roger said
2) I'm going to myrtle beach.
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There is no point to go to a strip club unless you are going to get a blowjob at least or take bitch home.
You get private or VIP room, tip bouncer nicely to keep things private (they know the score) and bingo.
But it's stupid and bad economics because the money you spent doing that shit you might as well spend on an Escort.
The only fringe benefit is the seduction factor of choosing which one you want and tempting her to fuck you.
Makes it little bit more interesting than just picking from a website.
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1) what roger said
2) I'm going to myrtle beach.
Lol ;D
....I have more stories and I bet you do too ;D
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Waste of time.
But that being said, the only time did I did go I got to touch her and suck her tits, so not too bad. And her pussy and ass was right in my face for much of it.
When I took my hands off her, she grabbed them and put them back on her thighs.
Then afterwards she made me kiss her on her cheek.
I know she's a professional player, but it was fun.
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When I go to the stripclub i will say to the stripper do you have kids ok next, do you like drugs ok next, so you love drugs and you have no kids perfect we go back to my place i have coke we are going to party.
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When I go to the stripclub i will say to the stripper do you have kids ok next, do you like drugs ok next, so you love drugs and you have no kids perfect we go back to my place i have coke we are going to party.
lol! :D
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I worked in a strip joint for 13 years.....fucked many an exotic looking headcase,and they`re all headcases.
In fact,back in my crazier than a loon days,I got married to my first wife (who was a stripper) on the stage of a strip club..not proud of this fact,but that`s where my addictions and insanity took me too back then. :-\
I`ve got stories,that have got stories,that have got sub-stories! :D
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I worked in a strip joint for 13 years.....fucked many an exotic looking headcase,and they`re all headcases.
In fact,back in my crazier than a loon days,I got married to my first wife (who was a stripper) on the stage of a strip club..not proud of this fact,but that`s where my addictions and insanity took me too back then. :-\
I`ve got stories,that have got stories,that have got sub-stories! :D
shit now u tell me this???
hook a brutha up bro.
fucks is wrong with u man.
sharing is caring ;D ;D
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shit now u tell me this???
hook a brutha up bro.
fucks is wrong with u man.
sharing is caring ;D ;D
I`m older,saner ( sort of),and happily married to a normal woman.
My strip club days are long over.
I did have some serious fun though. :D
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I worked in a strip joint for 13 years.....fucked many an exotic looking headcase,and they`re all headcases.
In fact,back in my crazier than a loon days,I got married to my first wife (who was a stripper) on the stage of a strip club..not proud of this fact,but that`s where my addictions and insanity took me too back then. :-\
I`ve got stories,that have got stories,that have got sub-stories! :D
awesome wes looks like you where a wild man back in the day.
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awesome wes looks like you where a wild man back in the day.
I was officially a fucking nut bro!
I posted a few stories on here before,when I get a chance,I`ll copy and paste them here.
I tell one about how I got laid by all the new chicks that used to come every week from Boston and NYC.
Other guys would spend a ton of cash all night and get nowhere,I`d be drunk and broke,but i`d get laid and the chicks would give me cash! ;)
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Here`s the club I worked at....lots of crazy shit went down there and still does.
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The size of your wallet and how cash generous you are will ultimately determine your potential options.
I may want to add, if you bring a hot chick yourself, your chances for getting a threesome become pretty solid.
Don't go to strip clubs with guys... bring a hot chick and it's going to be fun.
I will back you up on the bringing a hot chick thing.
I took my girl to the Sapphire in Vegas last time I went and no less than 3 strippers were asking us about a 3some periodically throughout the night.
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When I go to the stripclub i will say to the stripper do you have kids ok next, do you like drugs ok next, so you love drugs and you have no kids perfect we go back to my place i have coke we are going to party.
where do you find one that speak English, in nyc(not counting the high balers one like scores) the strip clubs are either cellulite big ass Spanish girls or eastern European girls that are covered in bruises to the point that you wonder if they were "taken"
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In fact,back in my crazier than a loon days,I got married to my first wife (who was a stripper) on the stage of a strip club..not proud of this fact,but that`s where my addictions and insanity took me too back then. :-\
Classic getbigger!!! ;D
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where do you find one that speak English, in nyc(not counting the high balers one like scores) the strip clubs are either cellulite big ass Spanish girls or eastern European girls that are covered in bruises to the point that you wonder if they were "taken"
Manhattan strip clubs suck for meeting strippers....the dancers pay a heavy house and dj fee......they are looking for sugar daddies and high rollers.
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I was head doorman at a strip club for a couple of years, years ago.
Strippers, for the most part, only care about money and drugs.
If you have one or the other, or both, you're golden.
Two types of strippers:
1. Working Girls (only care about money and will leave immediately after shift to take care of child, as its only parent)
2. Party Girls (money and drugs will buy you into their good graces)
Very accurate. After getting shitcanned at a local bar, I was talked into going to a strip club Thursday night and got a VIP "bed dance." It's basically a fully nude dancer grinding on top of you on a bed doing simulated sex and shit. You can grab their ass and whatever. I had this same chick do it twice. I was blasted and we started making out. She got my number and text me after close. She was at home with her three kids and her roomate (also a single mom). It was unfucking believable that 3 kids came out of that tiny, hard little body. Ass is amazing, no fat on her. Perky little tits, 24. God I love girls with tattoos. What is wrong with me? Anyway, I tried to talk dirty with her on the phone and shit and she was like "I know I'm a stripper but I'm not a total slut" yadda yadda. I ended up telling her I dont go to strip clubs much and probably wont be back for a while be we should do drinks/dinner sometime. The moment she knows she is not "building a regular," as they call it, she will stop texting. These girls are way too damaged and scarred up to let some fucking scumbag customer in (emotionally speaking). They count on losers who get attached to come in every weekend and blow their money on the same girl over and over (i.e. "regulars" aka suckers). Another interesting note, this blonde mudshark was sitting next to me talking to me all night UNTIL I got the private dance from this other chick that was all tatted up like a god damn voodoo doll. Once I did that, she moved on to someone else. Classic.
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I will back you up on the bringing a hot chick thing.
I took my girl to the Sapphire in Vegas last time I went and no less than 3 strippers were asking us about a 3some periodically throughout the night.
Gotta love strippers etiquette....if you take a girl to a strip club the strippers will come up to her and talk before they approach you :D
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Total waste of money.
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Total waste of money.
For broke, unattractive guys with poor people skills, its the only way to get attention from attractive women. You have to remember some of these guys that go, its the only female contact they get. It can be pretty exciting and addictive to these guys. And the women are VERY good at milking them and playing off their insecurities and neediness. These "weeknight" regulars usually fit this mold exactly. I saw nothing but middle aged, fat dudes when I was there. And the girl who was ramming her tongue in my mouth said they were all regulars. Another thing I noticed going back to one of these shitholes as an older man (30) is that the older guys do get more attention because they are typically the ones that spend more. The drunk college kids are cheap.
It seems pointless and frustrating to Alphas (such as Mr. Anabolic and myself) who can go to a bar and slam just about any hot slut we put work in on for the cost of a few rounds of shots.
In fact, Mr. Anabolic doesnt even have to use verbal communication. He just walks into an establishment, buys a beer, gazes around a bit and then walks out. 9 out of 10 times a hot, nubile young sloot follows him out to his Firebird in the parking lot.
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For broke, unattractive guys with poor people skills, its the only way to get attention from attractive women. You have to remember some of these guys that go, its the only female contact they get. It can be pretty exciting and addictive to these guys. And the women are VERY good at milking them and playing off their insecurities and neediness. These "weeknight" regulars usually fit this mold exactly. I saw nothing but middle aged, fat dudes when I was there. And the girl who was ramming her tongue in my mouth said they were all regulars. Another thing I noticed going back to one of these shitholes as an older man (30) is that the older guys do get more attention because they are typically the ones that spend more. The drunk college kids are cheap.
It seems pointless and frustrating to Alphas (such as Mr. Anabolic and myself) who can go to a bar and slam just about any hot slut we put work in on for the cost of a few rounds of shots.
In fact, Mr. Anabolic doesnt even have to use verbal communication. He just walks into an establishment, buys a beer, gazes around a bit and then walks out. 9 out of 10 times a hot, nubile young sloot follows him out to his Firebird in the parking lot.
I don't drink alcohol and I drive a Honda Accord, but everything else is correct.
You're a very powerful and attractive man yourself.
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I don't drink alcohol and I drive a Honda Accord, but everything else is correct.
You're a very powerful and attractive man yourself.
God I love to drown my brain in booze about once a week when I go out. How do you go without it? It's easily my favorite pollutant. I can't have fun and maintain the mindless conversations and shit with these idiot college girls at the bars unless my brain is literally pickled. In fact, everything is more fun when my brain is pickled. It quiets the inner voice of reason and self-doubt. When I buy rounds, I make everyone toast "Night night, Brain."
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Very accurate. After getting shitcanned at a local bar, I was talked into going to a strip club Thursday night and got a VIP "bed dance." It's basically a fully nude dancer grinding on top of you on a bed doing simulated sex and shit. You can grab their ass and whatever. I had this same chick do it twice. I was blasted and we started making out. She got my number and text me after close. She was at home with her three kids and her roomate (also a single mom). It was unfucking believable that 3 kids came out of that tiny, hard little body. Ass is amazing, no fat on her. Perky little tits, 24. God I love girls with tattoos. What is wrong with me? Anyway, I tried to talk dirty with her on the phone and shit and she was like "I know I'm a stripper but I'm not a total slut" yadda yadda. I ended up telling her I dont go to strip clubs much and probably wont be back for a while be we should do drinks/dinner sometime. The moment she knows she is not "building a regular," as they call it, she will stop texting. These girls are way too damaged and scarred up to let some fucking scumbag customer in (emotionally speaking). They count on losers who get attached to come in every weekend and blow their money on the same girl over and over (i.e. "regulars" aka suckers). Another interesting note, this blonde mudshark was sitting next to me talking to me all night UNTIL I got the private dance from this other chick that was all tatted up like a god damn voodoo doll. Once I did that, she moved on to someone else. Classic.
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Have to respect any mom that's raising twins. Twice the work.
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Have to respect any mom that's raising twins. Twice the work.
That's blatantly fucking racist. I cant approve of that.
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I worked in a strip joint for 13 years.....fucked many an exotic looking headcase,and they`re all headcases.
In fact,back in my crazier than a loon days,I got married to my first wife (who was a stripper) on the stage of a strip club..not proud of this fact,but that`s where my addictions and insanity took me too back then. :-\
I`ve got stories,that have got stories,that have got sub-stories! :D
what the fuck
what was your position there ???
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what the fuck
what was your position there ???
Bouncer/coke head of course. That's when he was actually working and not leaning up against the bar trying to hit on the newest stripper hired at that given time. I wont deny that lifestyle would be fun for a few months. But coming out the other end of that with 6 strains of herpes, a drug habit and no savings would not be so sweet. It's good to see he's focused his energy elsewhere (i.e. upping his dose and posting on getbig 5 hours a day).
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God I love to drown my brain in booze about once a week when I go out. How do you go without it? It's easily my favorite pollutant. I can't have fun and maintain the mindless conversations and shit with these idiot college girls at the bars unless my brain is literally pickled. In fact, everything is more fun when my brain is pickled. It quiets the inner voice of reason and self-doubt. When I buy rounds, I make everyone toast "Night night, Brain."
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haha yes, this is basically the only choice for some people, including myself and our own anabolic halo as well
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Have to respect any mom that's raising twins. Twice the work.
I am black and I find this racist but I gotta admit, well played.
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I am black and I find this racist but I gotta admit, well played.
I am sure a white liberal will be along soon to take offence on your behalf.
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I worked in a strip joint for 13 years.....fucked many an exotic looking headcase,and they`re all headcases.
In fact,back in my crazier than a loon days,I got married to my first wife (who was a stripper) on the stage of a strip club..not proud of this fact,but that`s where my addictions and insanity took me too back then. :-\
I`ve got stories,that have got stories,that have got sub-stories! :D
'Now on the center stage, let's give it up for Galaxy and her man, Wes.' *Crazy Bitch starts playing as the the happy couple exchange rings* ;D
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stripper is basically a prostitute right?
damn wes
must have been a mental case
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Bouncer/coke head of course. That's when he was actually working and not leaning up against the bar trying to hit on the newest stripper hired at that given time. I wont deny that lifestyle would be fun for a few months. But coming out the other end of that with 6 strains of herpes, a drug habit and no savings would not be so sweet. It's good to see he's focused his energy elsewhere (i.e. upping his dose and posting on getbig 5 hours a day).
You`re quite the fag there Chauncey......the gay community salutes you for sucking random cock at the drop of a pair of pants !
Started as a barback,then doorman,then bartender.
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stripper is basically a prostitute right?
damn wes
must have been a mental case
Hence,why I said she was my FIRST wife. :(
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Hence,why I said she was my FIRST wife. :(
well
basically baby mama was also some sort of prostitute :-\
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You`re quite the fag there Chauncey......the gay community salutes you for sucking random cock at the drop of a pair of pants !
Started as a barback,then doorman,then bartender.
Not to go too much off course but it seems you have lived quite a life, what are some life lessons your learned from all those experiences? I am always curious to hear the stories of people that have experienced way more than I have.
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basically baby mama was also some sort of prostitute :-\
Most that I`ve met in the more upscale strip clubs were not prostitutes at all bro.....they were clocking big money just by dancing.
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'Now on the center stage, let's give it up for Galaxy and her man, Wes.' *Crazy Bitch starts playing as the the happy couple exchange rings* ;D
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Not to go too much off course but it seems you have lived quite a life, what are some life lessons your learned from all those experiences? I am always curious to hear the stories of people that have experienced way more than I have.
Most of the stuff I did back then was a waste of my time..............many years time at that.
My best piece of advice going by my own experiences:
Don`t be a fool,and be a leader,not a follower,and fuck what others think of you.
I was a foolish follower.
Once you stop giving a shit about how people perceive you, whether good or bad,you are then free and can live under no limitations or so called guidelines of what others think you should do, or should have done.
In the big scheme of things,it doesn`t matter one fucking bit anyfuckingway.
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Most of the stuff I did back then was a waste of my time..............many years time at that.
My best piece of advice going by my own experiences:
Don`t be a fool,and be a leader,not a follower,and fuck what others think of you.
I was a foolish follower.
Once you stop giving a shit about how people perceive you, whether good or bad,you are then free and can live under no limitations or so called guidelines of what others think you should do, or should have done.
The older you get the less of a fuck you give. ;)
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In my opinion, having only visited 2 clubs ALL when I was in the military (each time with over 6 friends), strip clubs VERY QUICKLY get boring!!
Hunting for the real thing (pussy), is much more satisfying... no risk, no reward!
P.S. Strippers are mostly girls who like to "party with favors" (hint: BLOW) anyways. I have a friend who's a biker, he told me the real deal...
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It's hilarious: Joe Blow there each and every night because he thinks some random stripper broad is his soulmate and all he needs to do is a little more romanticizing. Bringing her flowers and presents.
I saw it every damn day when I was working the club. Sad. Pathetic.
One young guy in particular was in love with this heroin-addicted lunatic of a woman. I'd constantly have to wake her as she fell asleep EVERYWHERE from all the smack. And his endless presents and flowers found their way each time into the trash can backstage just as soon as she travelled back there.
Dude would chat with me and ask about her and come in all starry-eyed with love in his heart.
As others say, these chicks play dudes like masters.
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God I love to drown my brain in booze about once a week when I go out. How do you go without it? It's easily my favorite pollutant. I can't have fun and maintain the mindless conversations and shit with these idiot college girls at the bars unless my brain is literally pickled. In fact, everything is more fun when my brain is pickled. It quiets the inner voice of reason and self-doubt. When I buy rounds, I make everyone toast "Night night, Brain."
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Damn straight. When you have a high power brain that works overtime you need to let it go on vacation now and then.
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The older you get the less of a fuck you give. ;)
Very true bud,and I used to call myself "The Original Don`t Give A Fuck".....these days it`s more like, "The Original Don`t Give Two Fucks". :D