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I'll start. Guys blow drying their cocks with the hairdryer in front of the mirror ...
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I'll start. Guys blow drying their cocks with the hairdryer in front of the mirror ...
Thats got to be an old dude. They have no shame.
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I've seen an old dude who does it with a leg
Propped up on the bench to get a better angle. Fucking disgusting.
Today I went into the sauna and there was an Asian guy who had positioned himself almost directly at the entrance as you walk in, shaved cock (I didn't want to look but couldn't help but see it) semi-hard. Again fucking disgusting and I walked straight back out. (And made a mental note to start this thread).
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dropping trousers in the middle of the gym to hit some leg shots
it baffles me truly
but it's part of bodybuilding
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I saw someone washing dirty underwear in the bathroom sink. Another guy wore a wrestling singlet to the gym everyday.
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asian twink in obscenely short "zyzz shorts" and tank top, all hairless and no muscles prancing around like a queer
but, it's part of bodybuilding :D
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A guy super-setting rope push downs with rope ab crunches.
1. Do a real triceps exercise.
2. You're fat. No ab exercise is going to help. Go for a fucking run.
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Gayest thing Ive seen in a gym?
Two men snogging in between a set and squeezing each other bums.
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Couple of dudes raw-dogging in the steam room? That'll do.
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Couple of dudes raw-dogging in the steam room? That'll do.
Ok, we reached the ceiling, I think this thread should be locked now lol
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Ok, we reached the ceiling, I think this thread should be locked now lol
I used to live, work, eat and go to a gym in the South End of Boston. I'd tag a "no homo" here, but it wouldn't help at all.
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anabolichalo creeping on another member's girlfriend thinking he actually has a chance.
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anabolichalo creeping on another member's girlfriend thinking he actually has a chance.
i do have a chance
women are volatile
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Couple of dudes raw-dogging in the steam room? That'll do.
Seriously? You actually saw that? Did you report it to the management?
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People who wear these stupid things at the gym.
(http://www.vibramshoesclassic.com/images/large/vibram/ibram-Five-Fingers-Classic-Shoes-Black-For-Men-31_LRG.jpg)
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I'll start. Guys blow drying their cocks with the hairdryer in front of the mirror ...
In my 30 years of training I only saw this once, but once was enough. It was an older Asian dude at an LA Fitness about 10 years ago.
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1.crossfit gymmers occupying every equipment in between(2min)
2. permabulkers/bodybuilders/mma/boxing/ANYONE constantly seeking attention by any means!!!
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asian twink in obscenely short "zyzz shorts" and tank top, all hairless and no muscles prancing around like a queer
but, it's part of bodybuilding :D
Funny dude. ;D ;D
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A dude was on an elliptical machine...like the second machine from the end.
Three fatties walked up and asked if he minded moving to another one so that they could have the three end machines.
Instead of telling them to fuck off...or at least reminding them of their fatness, he stopped his workout, cleaned the machine, and moved.
If I hadn't been chatting up two curvy but fit girls, I would have walked over and beaten him to a pulp.
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lurk alarms
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Bicycle shorts on a "man"
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I saw a guy literally getting thrown out for exposing himself to others. Dude would go to the shower and come out with a hard-on and he'd take it for a walk for... I dunno, looking for other fags to polish his knob I guess.
He lucked out too... I know of a few people who were going to gang up on him and beat him up in the parking lot.
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I saw a guy literally getting thrown out for exposing himself to others. Dude would go to the shower and come out with a hard-on and he'd take it for a walk for... I dunno, looking for other fags to polish his knob I guess.
He lucked out too... I know of a few people who were going to gang up on him and beat him up in the parking lot.
95% chance these are closet homos
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95% chance these are closet homos
Not really. Two of them are dads who have never set foot in that gym. It was their teenage sons they were worried about because Woody Woodpecker had a thing for the young flesh.
In hindsight it was one of the most surreal situations I've ever been in.
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Not really. Two of them are dads who have never set foot in that gym. It was their teenage sons they were worried about because Woody Woodpecker had a thing for the young flesh.
In hindsight it was one of the most surreal situations I've ever been in.
You should have all got together with wet towels and started flicking him on the butt and then.........
Wait, no, forget that.
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You should have all got together with wet towels and started flicking him on the butt and then.........
Wait, no, forget that.
(http://media.tumblr.com/d2135a93080d24a95b348252d63036c3/tumblr_inline_mtml6swQlw1qi4xrh.gif)
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(http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1396/32/1396320645265.png)
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;D
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A guy 20 something comes in gym today sweatpants and wearing a hoody, it was 90 degrees out today.kept the hood on the whole time
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A guy 20 something comes in gym today sweatpants and wearing a hoody, it was 90 degrees out today.kept the hood on the whole time
Maybe he was a serious bodybuilder
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Maybe he was a serious bodybuilder
(http://musclemecca.com/imported-images/2010/07/7212-1.jpg)
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I used to train in a gym right next to the homo village area of Toronto, and it was packed with degenerates. all kinds of disgusting things happened there and my trips to the locker room were fast and infrequent.
There was this one little middle aged manlet with hot pink combover, Elton John glasses and a taste for dressing like it was pride parade. One day he turned up in platform boots and a leather kilt, I did my best to pretend he didn't exist and was doing something by the db rack when I noticed the Asian chick next to me staring in horror across the gym. I followed her gaze and saw the wee cockjockey was on the decline sit-up bench, doing crunches - and was wearing nothing under his kilt which had flopped back over his head, exposing how excited he was to the whole gym.
They threw him out and he sneaked back in on the service elevator and went right back to exposing himself.
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;D
How long have you had Adonis' photos saved on your computer?
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Another guy wore a wrestling singlet to the gym everyday.
ROFLMAO
That's me
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People who wear these stupid things at the gym.
(http://www.vibramshoesclassic.com/images/large/vibram/ibram-Five-Fingers-Classic-Shoes-Black-For-Men-31_LRG.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rquTi84NM2k/UHYOcYp0x7I/AAAAAAAAEbI/47RRvOlOhDc/s1600/9154.jpeg)
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People who wear these stupid things at the gym.
(http://www.vibramshoesclassic.com/images/large/vibram/ibram-Five-Fingers-Classic-Shoes-Black-For-Men-31_LRG.jpg)
:-[ They're my fav shoes!
And I do like big, muscular, hairy men. No homo.
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I've seen an old dude who does it with a leg
Propped up on the bench to get a better angle. Fucking disgusting.
Today I went into the sauna and there was an Asian guy who had positioned himself almost directly at the entrance as you walk in, shaved cock (I didn't want to look but couldn't help but see it) semi-hard. Again fucking disgusting and I walked straight back out. (And made a mental note to start this thread).
Did you get his number?
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i do have a chance
women are volatile
With date rape drugs?
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Seriously? You actually saw that? Did you report it to the management?
No he was part of it......
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In my 30 years of training I only saw this once, but once was enough. It was an older Asian dude at an LA Fitness about 10 years ago.
Yup, old dude....all the way old dude
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A dude was on an elliptical machine...like the second machine from the end.
Three fatties walked up and asked if he minded moving to another one so that they could have the three end machines.
Instead of telling them to fuck off...or at least reminding them of their fatness, he stopped his workout, cleaned the machine, and moved.
If I hadn't been chatting up two curvy but fit girls, I would have walked over and beaten him to a pulp.
Would you have hit the fat britches???
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:-[ They're my fav shoes!
And I do like big, muscular, hairy men. No homo.
So do I. Maximum homo.
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Would you have hit the fat britches???
yes :-[
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(http://musclemecca.com/imported-images/2010/07/7212-1.jpg)
That one dude is wide..
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Seriously? You actually saw that? Did you report it to the management?
Let's say it was inferred by the noises. And no, I didn't bother to report it. Just found another gym.
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About 12 years ago I belonged to a key gym. Off hours you had a key that gave you 24/7 access. During regular hours it had a great sound system and full lighting. Off hours you could only control a few lights and a portable radio he kept. It was eerie.
I went one early Saturday morning and the place looked abandoned. I looked across the warehouse gym that had one door and windows that had security bars on the windows. It was a good place to kill someone.
I heard noise coming from the locker room. Wondering what the fuck was going on as I was just a little spooked. Out comes the owner and member of the gym. The owner was a completely out of shape middle age guy with a guy about 30. The owner looks at me and says I give massages on the side. It was the last time I worked out there.
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The Russian space guys coming to Houston's NASA JSC on an exchange program. The guys were wearing these spanx one-piece suit with a huge V-cut down the chest straight to the crotch. They were working out in the gym; couldn't believe it!
And I thought when I wore a wifebeater in the gym was bad.
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3 guys fucking each other on the bench press, while a guy was doing naked squats over the face of another man letting his ball sweat drop into his mouth, a guy doing leg presses while getting sucked off plus 2 other men using the roman chair to fuck each other in the ass.
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3 guys fucking each other on the bench press, while a guy was doing naked squats over the face of another man letting his ball sweat drop into his mouth, a guy doing leg presses while getting sucked off plus 2 other men using the roman chair to fuck each other in the ass.
Not gay at all.
Just sounds like some straight bros getting creative with spotting.
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I'll start. Guys blow drying their cocks with the hairdryer in front of the mirror ...
The gayest thing I ever saw was this twink giving me a blow job in the change room.
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don't you know it is bad manners to talk with your mouth full
what does bbc stand for?
Bald Brainless Chump?
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With a few exceptions, it's just better building your own gym in the basement. No waiting, no scrutinizing, no sweaty equipment, no planet fitness, no free balling men drying their testicles.
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Had a creepy oriental dude walk slowly past my shower in the gym naked with a full blown raging erection looking into my shower, felt very predatory and i was intimidated by his hardness, when i washed my hair and soap was covering my face, I clenched my butt cheeks as hard as i could to prevent any unexpected malicious entries.
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I've seen an old dude who does it with a leg
Propped up on the bench to get a better angle. Fucking disgusting.
Today I went into the sauna and there was an Asian guy who had positioned himself almost directly at the entrance as you walk in, shaved cock (I didn't want to look but couldn't help but see it) semi-hard. Again fucking disgusting and I walked straight back out. (And made a mental note to start this thread).
A friend of mine who works at a gym says when she does a locker room check there is always a woman with one leg on a bench drying her bush
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Saw someone working rear delts
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Saw someone working rear delts
Fuck you! ;D
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Why was this thread bumped?
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Why was this thread bumped?
Gayness, I guess.
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what does bbc stand for?
Bald Brainless Chump?
Big Black Cock???
Seriously though, Out of all the times I been going to gyms in my life time. I only really know a few gay things that happen there.
First is I was at a Gold's Gym on an out of town of a business trip, went into the locker room to take a piss and 2 guys walked out of a single shower unit.
Second, is there is a small gym here in town, I have a gay friend that stop going there because of something he found out. Apparently the old owner would let people that couldn't/want to pay their monthly dues have sex with him instead. I didn't push for more of the story, It disturb the fuck out of him.
Third, of course the schmoes. They were 2 big schmoes that I know of, one was a creepy old man that would love to walk up to naked guys in the locker room and start talking to them naked. The other was a really built mid 40's Mexican man, that spend way too much time in the locker room and was at the gym all day. He could have just been a drug dealer though. lol
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I didn't take these photos, nor were these guys in my gym, but it would be a little hard to top these as "the gayest things you have seen at the gym."
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About 6-7 years ago I went for a noon workout at my old gym(system fitness in high park toronto). Anyways I am over by the dumbell rack and you can see the locker room from there, all of a sudden yelling and screaming, this naked dude comes sprinting out of the locker room running for his life, a guy in shorts chasing him scraming he is going to kill him. They kicked the naked guy out, he tried to hit up the other guy in the showers or sauna(not sure). but it was funny and shocking watching some little naked guy running out of the locker room for his life
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The gayest thing I ever saw was this twink giving me a blow job in the change room.
Do you consider yourself to be a top, bottom or open to either?
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Had a creepy oriental dude walk slowly past my shower in the gym naked with a full blown raging erection looking into my shower, felt very predatory and i was intimidated by his hardness, when i washed my hair and soap was covering my face, I clenched my butt cheeks as hard as i could to prevent any unexpected malicious entries.
Smart man.
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The gayest thing I ever saw was finger toe shoes,tights and of course some dudes butthole bent over in the gym right when I walked in.It was terrifying.
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Do you consider yourself to be a top, bottom or open to either?
you always seem to show up everytime the word "gay" is used
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A bent over row is only gay if you want it to be
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ive trained at the David Barton gym in south beach... seen it all haha ;D
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Hahahaha!!
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Bicycle shorts on a "man"
Fuck you, I always wear those!
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Fuck you, I always wear those!
Gay
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Gay
Nothing gay about displaying my package. It's only gay if you stare.
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Again, not my photo nor gym, but...
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guys wearing only compressions/tights without clothes over the top
thats gay if you want it to be
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WTF is up with those4 fucking tight ass knee high socks guys are wearing all the time in the gym when training legs lately?
Funny thing is 99.9% of them have 12 inch calves.
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WTF is up with those4 fucking tight ass knee high socks guys are wearing all the time in the gym when training legs lately?
Funny thing is 99.9% of them have 12 inch calves.
I think all guys with small calves either pull the socks up to knees or wear tights.
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With a few exceptions, it's just better building your own gym in the basement. No waiting, no scrutinizing, no sweaty equipment, no planet fitness, no free balling men drying their testicles.
Truth
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I think all guys with small calves either pull the socks up to knees or wear tights.
Small calves suck.
People can't wait to comment on them, like I purposely avoided training them my entire life.
Because of them It looks like I have rickets
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guys with small calves get laid only half as often
fucking suckks
they do stem cells and yet they cant come up with proper implants? common bill gates put all that money to something useful you fucking nerd
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guys with small calves get laid only half as often
fucking suckks
they do stem cells and yet they cant come up with proper implants? common bill gates put all that money to something useful you fucking nerd
Can you site your source?
I have trouble accepting this number as I'm 48, have turned my mother's basement into an awesome bachelor's pad (for cereal every dude that comes over is INSANELY jealous of what I've done with 1350 sq feet) drive a decked out ford probe and I'm still a virgin.
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sorry didnt mean to scare you i must admit i just made that up
but it must be some reason some people dont get laid as much as other might as well be small calves
say normal guy get laid once a year
then he got small calves which makes it once every other year
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you always seem to show up everytime the word "gay" is used
Nelson, You do realize that none of these photos were taken in gyms? You are sooo off topic.
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Small calves suck.
People can't wait to comment on them, like I purposely avoided training them my entire life.
Because of them It looks like I have rickets
Hahahaha rickets that's great
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Again, not my photo or gym but this should rank up there as gayest thing seen in a gym:
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Gayest
(https://bootyoftheday.co/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/naked-chick-gay-bar.jpg)
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Gayest
(https://bootyoftheday.co/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/naked-chick-gay-bar.jpg)
Brave woman.
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A guy super-setting rope push downs with rope ab crunches.
1. Do a real triceps exercise.
2. You're fat. No ab exercise is going to help. Go for a fucking run.
Hahaha yes, seeing the obese do ab exercises
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Gayest
(https://bootyoftheday.co/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/naked-chick-gay-bar.jpg)
Dimples on top of each ass cheek. Would fuck for days.
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Spotting on the squat rack...
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Not too long ago I saw a guy administering Arabian Goggle's to another in the showers while shoving his thumb up his ass.
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Three things:
1. 60-year-old man shits on the leg curl machine and leaves it there.
2. I'm getting dressed for work and the Vietnamese guy next to me in the lockerroom shakes his baby powder all over himself and me. My roid rage takes over and he starts to tremble.
3. I hardly ever go into the wet steam room but my back was tight and hurting. Laid down on my back and this guy runs his hand over my chest and abs. Doesn't say fuck to me. Again, the roid rage took over.
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Dimples on top of each ass cheek. Would fuck for days.
Will take over from you when you're done with her.
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Not too long ago I saw a guy administering Arabian Goggle's to another in the showers while shoving his thumb up his ass.
Wtf are Arabian googles
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Not too long ago I saw a guy administering Arabian Goggle's to another in the showers while shoving his thumb up his ass.
'Arabian goggles' is a term I'd never heard. -Had to look it up.
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Wtf are Arabian googles
A sexual act of settling testicles in a person's eye sockets. Can be either homo or hetero. Obviously, the guy is always on top.