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Title: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Army of One on June 01, 2014, 08:56:47 AM
Holy fukk brahs, where the fukk is the bro code anymore.

So I've been going on with this girl for a few months now. Everyone knows about us.

We usually chill out together. Movies, pubs, coffee shops, at college, etc. I often come across some friends of mine and I introduce my girl to them, it's all good.

But then, they all add her on fb pretty soon after and you won't believe the convos. Like almost every bro of mine ends up asking her out to places and whatnot. Some straight up ask to sleep with her.... and they all ask her to not tell me a word............... My girl ends up being forced to block them. This is beyond depressing

Four... four good bros of mine asked to sleep with her. And here's the fukked up part. When they see me and we strike a convo, they act like nothing. They even act friendlier than before, like a small child that is hiding something. I know something is up, and I'll end up acting colder.

I'm pissed, damned pissed. Needing to end such friendships is a fukking waste.



Just tonight. Just fukking tonight. My girl goes out with 2 girl friends of hers. I hit the gym today at noon and so did my girl. Another buddy of mine was there and he came up to me and asked if that girl was my gf. I said yes. He said, damn brah she's a cute one. So this one brah shows up at the same party as my girl is at. And guess the text that I just received 10 minutes ago? My brah is trying to get in my girls pants. What. The. Fukk....

I'm starting to lose it.


tl;dr
- been going with a pretty cute girl for a few months
- every brah I have is trying to get in her pants behind me back.......


I know it's a long post and I won't show any pictures of her.. However, have this for your precious time (my girl has a similar body):


(http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/ec2dee326c4211e2a74422000a1ddb8e_7.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22qkyr17h1ql2tdvo1_1280.jpg)

(http://distilleryimage4.s3.amazonaws.com/76c0e38c661811e2a7d422000a9e0846_7.jpg)

(http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/0ffd47c23ad911e2901022000a9e13ab_7.jpg)

Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Simple Simon on June 01, 2014, 09:01:54 AM
Holy fukk brahs, where the fukk is the bro code anymore.

So I've been going on with this girl for a few months now. Everyone knows about us.

We usually chill out together. Movies, pubs, coffee shops, at college, etc. I often come across some friends of mine and I introduce my girl to them, it's all good.

But then, they all add her on fb pretty soon after and you won't believe the convos. Like almost every bro of mine ends up asking her out to places and whatnot. Some straight up ask to sleep with her.... and they all ask her to not tell me a word............... My girl ends up being forced to block them. This is beyond depressing

Four... four good bros of mine asked to sleep with her. And here's the fukked up part. When they see me and we strike a convo, they act like nothing. They even act friendlier than before, like a small child that is hiding something. I know something is up, and I'll end up acting colder.

I'm pissed, damned pissed. Needing to end such friendships is a fukking waste.



Just tonight. Just fukking tonight. My girl goes out with 2 girl friends of hers. I hit the gym today at noon and so did my girl. Another buddy of mine was there and he came up to me and asked if that girl was my gf. I said yes. He said, damn brah she's a cute one. So this one brah shows up at the same party as my girl is at. And guess the text that I just received 10 minutes ago? My brah is trying to get in my girls pants. What. The. Fukk....

I'm starting to lose it.


tl;dr
- been going with a pretty cute girl for a few months
- every brah I have is trying to get in her pants behind me back.......


I know it's a long post and I won't show any pictures of her.. However, have this for your precious time (my girl has a similar body):


(http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/ec2dee326c4211e2a74422000a1ddb8e_7.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22qkyr17h1ql2tdvo1_1280.jpg)

(http://distilleryimage4.s3.amazonaws.com/76c0e38c661811e2a7d422000a9e0846_7.jpg)

(http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/0ffd47c23ad911e2901022000a9e13ab_7.jpg)



Reason they hit on her isn't because she's all that special , its because all your friends see you as a fucking loser.
If they had any respect for you they wouldn't hit on her.

Oh, and I think the entire story is a fantasy in your head, just in case you thought I believed you.   ;)
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Army of One on June 01, 2014, 09:03:56 AM
Reason they hit on her isn't because she's all that special , its because all your friends see you as a fucking loser.
If they had any respect for you they wouldn't hit on her.

Oh, and I think the entire story is a fantasy in your head, just in case you thought I believed you.   ;)

Try saying that to my face bro.................and I'll turn the other cheek
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 01, 2014, 09:04:21 AM
Holy fukk brahs, where the fukk is the bro code anymore.

So I've been going on with this girl for a few months now. Everyone knows about us.

We usually chill out together. Movies, pubs, coffee shops, at college, etc. I often come across some friends of mine and I introduce my girl to them, it's all good.

But then, they all add her on fb pretty soon after and you won't believe the convos. Like almost every bro of mine ends up asking her out to places and whatnot. Some straight up ask to sleep with her.... and they all ask her to not tell me a word............... My girl ends up being forced to block them. This is beyond depressing

Four... four good bros of mine asked to sleep with her. And here's the fukked up part. When they see me and we strike a convo, they act like nothing. They even act friendlier than before, like a small child that is hiding something. I know something is up, and I'll end up acting colder.

I'm pissed, damned pissed. Needing to end such friendships is a fukking waste.



Just tonight. Just fukking tonight. My girl goes out with 2 girl friends of hers. I hit the gym today at noon and so did my girl. Another buddy of mine was there and he came up to me and asked if that girl was my gf. I said yes. He said, damn brah she's a cute one. So this one brah shows up at the same party as my girl is at. And guess the text that I just received 10 minutes ago? My brah is trying to get in my girls pants. What. The. Fukk....

I'm starting to lose it.


tl;dr
- been going with a pretty cute girl for a few months
- every brah I have is trying to get in her pants behind me back.......


I know it's a long post and I won't show any pictures of her.. However, have this for your precious time (my girl has a similar body):


(http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/ec2dee326c4211e2a74422000a1ddb8e_7.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22qkyr17h1ql2tdvo1_1280.jpg)

(http://distilleryimage4.s3.amazonaws.com/76c0e38c661811e2a7d422000a9e0846_7.jpg)

(http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/0ffd47c23ad911e2901022000a9e13ab_7.jpg)



Now you know how it was like for Goodrum when other men were hitting on Vissy.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Army of One on June 01, 2014, 09:05:47 AM
Now you know how it was like for Goodrum when other men were hitting on Vissy.

Once that guy told Vissy he was packing 9 inches, and Vissy said they needed to become better friends, the writing was on the wall of the trailer
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Knooger on June 01, 2014, 09:06:23 AM
Could you ask her if I can fuck her? Thanks, bro.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Army of One on June 01, 2014, 09:08:13 AM
Could you ask her if I can fuck her? Thanks, bro.

I thought we were friends?
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: polychronopolous on June 01, 2014, 09:09:15 AM
He uses the term "brah"

He deserves it.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: King Shizzo on June 01, 2014, 09:09:20 AM
Could you ask her if I can fuck her? Thanks, bro.
I don't think she digs the greasy, fat, mid-40's trucker hillbilly type.

Almost forgot the hairy hobbit toes.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: wes on June 01, 2014, 09:14:54 AM
List me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: 240 is Back on June 01, 2014, 09:21:07 AM
people are dirty these days, it's normal.  HOWEVER, you do need to be scarier.  If you're bigger than most, you pack a glock, you've been known to flatten someone who asked your chick out, it wouldn't happen again.  

"Woah, woah, that's Army's girl, bro, I'd be careful if I was you..."

First, make sure she's not shady, 'poking' them back on facebook and liking their pics.  If that's the case, she's dirty already and not worth your while.  However, if she's honorable and they are straight up coming at her for ass, and she's "in a relationship with..." you, then you gotta straighten someone out, and do it publicly enough where word will get around but you won't end up in jail.

Dudes know what chicks they can hit on, and not worry about a 2x4 to the side of the head.  And they know not to even make eyes at the chick of a 250 pound bouncer or whatever.   People need to think you're capable of open hand smacking them in front of the full bar and making a punk walk to his car with a hand mark on his face.  You grin at the room and DARE somebody to come at your girl.  Then the shit stops.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Knooger on June 01, 2014, 09:23:56 AM
I thought we were friends?

That's why I asked. If I considered Shizzo a friend I'd ask to fuck his sister.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: nasht5 on June 01, 2014, 09:33:13 AM
people are dirty these days, it's normal.  HOWEVER, you do need to be scarier.  If you're bigger than most, you pack a glock, you've been known to flatten someone who asked your chick out, it wouldn't happen again.  

"Woah, woah, that's Army's girl, bro, I'd be careful if I was you..."

First, make sure she's not shady, 'poking' them back on facebook and liking their pics.  If that's the case, she's dirty already and not worth your while.  However, if she's honorable and they are straight up coming at her for ass, and she's "in a relationship with..." you, then you gotta straighten someone out, and do it publicly enough where word will get around but you won't end up in jail.

Dudes know what chicks they can hit on, and not worry about a 2x4 to the side of the head.  And they know not to even make eyes at the chick of a 250 pound bouncer or whatever.   People need to think you're capable of open hand smacking them in front of the full bar and making a punk walk to his car with a hand mark on his face.  You grin at the room and DARE somebody to come at your girl.  Then the shit stops.

This is the right advice. your "friends" don't respect or fear you. Someone needs to be made an example. Then look at your "friends" an ask, "who's next?"
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: King Shizzo on June 01, 2014, 09:33:25 AM
That's why I asked. If I considered Shizzo a friend I'd ask to fuck his sister.
;D
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Army of One on June 01, 2014, 09:45:58 AM
people are dirty these days, it's normal.  HOWEVER, you do need to be scarier.  If you're bigger than most, you pack a glock, you've been known to flatten someone who asked your chick out, it wouldn't happen again.  

"Woah, woah, that's Army's girl, bro, I'd be careful if I was you..."

First, make sure she's not shady, 'poking' them back on facebook and liking their pics.  If that's the case, she's dirty already and not worth your while.  However, if she's honorable and they are straight up coming at her for ass, and she's "in a relationship with..." you, then you gotta straighten someone out, and do it publicly enough where word will get around but you won't end up in jail.

Dudes know what chicks they can hit on, and not worry about a 2x4 to the side of the head.  And they know not to even make eyes at the chick of a 250 pound bouncer or whatever.   People need to think you're capable of open hand smacking them in front of the full bar and making a punk walk to his car with a hand mark on his face.  You grin at the room and DARE somebody to come at your girl.  Then the shit stops.

Nobody is messing with this monster and his 14inch arms!!!

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=174017.0;attach=201978;image)
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: King Shizzo on June 01, 2014, 09:48:08 AM
Nobody is messing with this monster and his 14inch arms!!!

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=174017.0;attach=201978;image)
Would love to be that diet Dr. Pepper.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Knooger on June 01, 2014, 09:49:03 AM
Would love to be that trigger discipline.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: King Shizzo on June 01, 2014, 09:50:41 AM
Would love to be that cleverly hidden contact solution.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: pedro01 on June 01, 2014, 10:04:56 AM
They ain't your friends if they are hitting on your missus.

And she ain't your missus if she is giving your friends the come on.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: phreak on June 01, 2014, 10:07:18 AM
would love to be that titty-hugging vest.



He's correct, though.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: King Shizzo on June 01, 2014, 10:12:13 AM
240 showing clear signs of GH elbow.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: the trainer on June 01, 2014, 10:17:25 AM
Army of one I did not read your long rant but if your friends are hitting on your girl its because you are a pussy and they dont respect you, my friends would be scared to do that cause they know I would smash their head in.

The trainer Alpha Male
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XY2ZhY-paH8/UH0lv9FSDiI/AAAAAAAAFZ4/9u4WOaOUuMw/s1600/roaring+lions.jpg)

Army of one the little pussy.

(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/3fd-v3DYT7U/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: TEH boob on June 01, 2014, 10:17:47 AM
Generally men are friendly to me (because I'm cute), but all of my boyfriend's friends that I've met are either polite but not "friendly" to me or they basically flat out ignore me. I'm gonna echo the sentiment that it's not about the girl, it's about the respect that the guy commands.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Griffith on June 01, 2014, 11:00:30 AM
I would have confronted them directly and told them they are scum bag pieces of shit.

The problem is that the law protects these pieces of shit.
In nature, animals who try this lie with their throats ripped out screaming to death in their shit and piss.

Maybe I'd use this analogy in the conversation.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: pedro01 on June 01, 2014, 11:01:43 AM
Bros before.... man - look @ the titties on that...
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: SF1900 on June 01, 2014, 11:09:05 AM
That sucks, AOO. I had have best friends that I have known for pretty much my whole life and I have never had this happen. Are these guys you have known for a long time?
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: pedro01 on June 01, 2014, 11:10:07 AM
That sucks, AOO. I had have best friends that I have known for pretty much my whole life and I have never had this happen. Are these guys you have known for a long time?

Reality is - it's usually the chick that is the issue.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: thebrink on June 01, 2014, 11:11:16 AM
You should dummy the first one who hits on her and the rest will back off
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: MichaelScottDM on June 01, 2014, 12:21:23 PM
Reality is - it's usually the chick that is the issue.

This! Girl probably feeds off it and flirts with "friends"
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: ENZO on June 01, 2014, 12:21:42 PM
What's your gf's FB brah? I just wanna say hi
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: TEH boob on June 01, 2014, 12:57:58 PM
What's your gf's FB brah? I just wanna say hi

Hey enzo, think you could cut my hair sometime?
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: da_vinci on June 01, 2014, 01:07:28 PM
You are a loser in your "bros" eyes and your gf probably looks like an "easy lay"...

Kill these "friends" and take that bitch to a remote island in a Pacific ocean where no people live. Impregnate her then kill the baby and eat it in front of her eyes (just to make clear who's in charge). Live happily ever after.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Knooger on June 01, 2014, 01:09:53 PM
You are a loser in your "bros" eyes and your gf probably looks like an "easy lay"...

Kill these "friends" and take that bitch to a remote island in a Pacific ocean where no people live. Impregnate her then kill the baby and eat it in front of her eyes (just to make clear who's in charge). Live happily ever after.

Seems a little extreme, but certainly a viable plan.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: da_vinci on June 01, 2014, 01:21:03 PM
Seems a little extreme, but certainly a viable plan.

Yeah...when I think about it again...I guess it would be enough to kill the baby and friends without going to an island (way too much hassle).
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: the trainer on June 01, 2014, 01:42:55 PM
Army of one the cuckhold.  ;D
(http://www.cuckold-femdom.com/post_images/post-47.gif)
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Thteven on June 01, 2014, 05:51:35 PM
Army of one the cuckhold.  ;D
(http://www.cuckold-femdom.com/post_images/post-47.gif)


 I didn't know Jay Cutler was into cuckoldry.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Bertha Butt on June 02, 2014, 01:36:54 AM
1. You don't lift enough, otherwise they would all respect you.
2. She likes the attention, gives flirty signals to those friends.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 02, 2014, 01:39:03 AM
You might think I'm just saying this because everyone talks tough online, but I would honestly beat the shit out those so called friends.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 02, 2014, 01:40:23 AM
Nobody is messing with this monster and his 14inch arms!!!


Fucking classic getbig....

Deleted the picture out of respect for 240.


He was the fucking best before he turned into a crazy liberal family man.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 02, 2014, 01:41:54 AM
Army of one the cuckhold.  ;D
(http://www.cuckold-femdom.com/post_images/post-47.gif)

Is that Lee Preist? ???
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 02, 2014, 02:02:42 AM
Fixed
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: phreak on June 02, 2014, 02:29:11 AM
1. You don't lift enough, otherwise they would all respect you.
2. She likes the attention, gives flirty signals to those friends.

Nice of you not to mention penis size.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Red Hook on June 02, 2014, 04:25:51 AM
Bros before.... man - look @ the titties on that...


240 is not lean and looks sloppy but I wouldn't say that he has titties in that pics  ::)
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: spiro on June 02, 2014, 05:34:08 AM
I was out on my birthday a few years ago with my ex and her sister. Her sisters bf was there with some of his friends. Well one of the friends was a real prick he was flirting with my ex and her sister too much. Well I turned around too walk over to the bar and I saw him put his arm around my exes shoulder. I went right up to him and bitch slapped him in the mouth. I yelled for him to come outside. He was scared shirtless and so was everyone else. I later felt embarrassed I let my emotions get too me like that but hell I was drunk as as a skunk. I don't put up with shit like that I just don't. I can't handle being blatantly disrespected.

Of course the two girls tried to make me feel like absolute shit about it.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Rambone on June 02, 2014, 05:42:02 AM
Fuck her mom. Problem solved.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: spiro on June 02, 2014, 05:43:55 AM
I'm just a guilty though. I have women come up to me being flirty I like the attention. I don't take it too far I walk away after a few words.

My fiance is so level headed it amazes me. A girl came up to me and touched my arms at a beach bar. Kind just stood there tounge tied. I would of knocked the bitch out! My temper is way worse. She got mad at me but didn't get violent or fly off the handle.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Hulkotron on June 02, 2014, 05:47:40 AM
Translation: I "took her out for dinner" once and now she's humping my Hebrew friend.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on June 02, 2014, 06:03:26 AM
I was out on my birthday a few years ago with my ex and her sister. Her sisters bf was there with some of his friends. Well one of the friends was a real prick he was flirting with my ex and her sister too much. Well I turned around two walk over to the bar and I saw him put his arm around my exes shoulder. I went right up to him and bitch slapped him in the mouth. I yelled for him to come outside. He was scared shirtless and so was everyone else. I later felt embarrassed I let my emotions get too me like that but bell I was drunk as as a skunk. I don't put up with shit like that I just don't. I can't handle being blatantly disrespected.

Of course the two girls tried to make me feel like absolute shit about it.

Hahaha that's a pretty cool story ;D
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Marty Champions on June 02, 2014, 06:05:26 AM
Reason they hit on her isn't because she's all that special , its because all your friends see you as a fucking loser.
If they had any respect for you they wouldn't hit on her.

Oh, and I think the entire story is a fantasy in your head, just in case you thought I believed you.   ;)
:D
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: bigmc on June 02, 2014, 06:08:42 AM
Generally men are friendly to me (because I'm cute), but all of my boyfriend's friends that I've met are either polite but not "friendly" to me or they basically flat out ignore me. I'm gonna echo the sentiment that it's not about the girl, it's about the respect that the guy commands.

maybe you have a face like a bulldog licking shit off a thistle

love the way you put im cute in there

because now every man on here is thinking you must have a face like a monkey being wanked off by an angry crab
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: YngiweRhoads on June 02, 2014, 07:39:44 AM
Holy fukk brahs, where the fukk is the bro code anymore.

So I've been going on with this girl for a few months now. Everyone knows about us.

We usually chill out together. Movies, pubs, coffee shops, at college, etc. I often come across some friends of mine and I introduce my girl to them, it's all good.

But then, they all add her on fb pretty soon after and you won't believe the convos. Like almost every bro of mine ends up asking her out to places and whatnot. Some straight up ask to sleep with her.... and they all ask her to not tell me a word............... My girl ends up being forced to block them. This is beyond depressing

Four... four good bros of mine asked to sleep with her. And here's the fukked up part. When they see me and we strike a convo, they act like nothing. They even act friendlier than before, like a small child that is hiding something. I know something is up, and I'll end up acting colder.

I'm pissed, damned pissed. Needing to end such friendships is a fukking waste.



Just tonight. Just fukking tonight. My girl goes out with 2 girl friends of hers. I hit the gym today at noon and so did my girl. Another buddy of mine was there and he came up to me and asked if that girl was my gf. I said yes. He said, damn brah she's a cute one. So this one brah shows up at the same party as my girl is at. And guess the text that I just received 10 minutes ago? My brah is trying to get in my girls pants. What. The. Fukk....

I'm starting to lose it.


tl;dr
- been going with a pretty cute girl for a few months
- every brah I have is trying to get in her pants behind me back.......


I know it's a long post and I won't show any pictures of her.. However, have this for your precious time (my girl has a similar body):


(http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/ec2dee326c4211e2a74422000a1ddb8e_7.jpg)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22qkyr17h1ql2tdvo1_1280.jpg)

(http://distilleryimage4.s3.amazonaws.com/76c0e38c661811e2a7d422000a9e0846_7.jpg)

(http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/0ffd47c23ad911e2901022000a9e13ab_7.jpg)



I have something similar going on at the moment. They aren't your friends, obviously.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: oldgolds on June 02, 2014, 08:05:34 AM
Backstabbers...You don't need friends you can't trust..
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: clownbaby on June 02, 2014, 08:33:17 AM
future cuckold of one? or cuckhold of peace?
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on June 02, 2014, 08:52:49 AM
Those guys are fucked up and shouldn't be in your life. I would never hit on any of my friend' girlfriends. I'm capable of finding my own girls that I don't need to waste my time even trying to hit on one of them and burning my bridges.

On the bright side, sounds like you have a good girlfriend who is behaving and doing exactly what she is supposed to.
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: TEH boob on June 02, 2014, 09:06:00 AM
maybe you have a face like a bulldog licking shit off a thistle

love the way you put im cute in there

because now every man on here is thinking you must have a face like a monkey being wanked off by an angry crab

Interesting visuals

But nah, I was just trying to make the point that it's not always how the girl is or what she looks like....actually now that I think about it, I don't think anybody would fuck with us when I'm with him. Plus he "marks his territory" by giving me a pat on the butt or groping me in public.

If you've got your shit together, nobody who knows you should ever hit on your girlfriend. Strangers and people who've never met you are a different story
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: SamoanIrishman on June 02, 2014, 09:35:34 AM
Dude I thought you liked the "thicker" chicks? Anyways, not trying to be a dick but like someone else said on here, its not how fine your girl is, your "brahs" have no fucking respect for you. I fucking erase people like that out of my life.

I had one "friend" stay the night after a BBQ cause he was drunk and he totally tried to fuck my wife. Walked right up behind her and reached around and grabbed her tits. I was cleaning up outside when I hear screaming and shit breaking and run inside. It was my wife beating his ass on the floor and throwing glasses and plates at him. After I got her under control I "escorted" him outside and smacked him around a little then gave him his keys to his car. He tried to apologize and shit the a couple days later but I don't forgive that kind of shit.

There are dudes that flirt with my wife when we are out and she tells them shes married and 99% of the time they respect that shit. To be honest though, most start off with a light flirt and see if the signals are picked up and returned. If more than one of your "friends" are straight up asking to fuck it makes me wonder what kind of signals she is putting out bro.

Though either way, if I were you, I'd walk right up to your "friends" smack them like a bitch (open hand so it leaves a hand print) and confront their ass...earn their respect. If I stepped out of line and a close friend popped me one I would respect him and of course apologize as I know a real friend wouldn't do that unless I REALLY fucked up.  

Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: Frank Clairmonte on June 02, 2014, 09:52:05 AM
its only matter of time before one of your friends.....

and btw. they are no friends. Erase them.

(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/ee86f9aff3f330d83725e2402ab92fb4f6b02565_m.jpg)
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: 240 is Back on June 02, 2014, 09:55:39 AM

240 is not lean and looks sloppy but I wouldn't say that he has titties in that pics  ::)

i was quite the lactating little poster those days
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: bigmc on June 02, 2014, 11:12:42 AM
Interesting visuals

But nah, I was just trying to make the point that it's not always how the girl is or what she looks like....actually now that I think about it, I don't think anybody would fuck with us when I'm with him. Plus he "marks his territory" by giving me a pat on the butt or groping me in public.

If you've got your shit together, nobody who knows you should ever hit on your girlfriend. Strangers and people who've never met you are a different story

i was just trolling you mr butt

by groping is he actually fingering you in the coffee shops etc

seems a little ott
Title: Re: Holy fukk is having a cute girlfriend annoying... (friends hitting on her)
Post by: TEH boob on June 02, 2014, 11:17:17 AM
i was just trolling you mr butt

by groping is he actually fingering you in the coffee shops etc

seems a little ott

Nahhh