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1. Everyone has rolls when they bend over. Everyone. Lets just get this out of the way right off the bat. In the last few months, I've had over 30 women ranging from rail thin to extra large naked in my bed and I would routinely ask them to hug their knees. You wont believe this... ALL OF THEM HAD TUMMY ROLLS. Not one was exempt. Even my super fabulous professional model 6 foot tall and some amazing Katie had rolls. The stomach pictures turned into some of my favorite images from the project... so quit thinking they're bad, and try accepting (dare I say embracing?) yours!
2. When people say "you're gorgeous", believe them. I tend not to, and it's a cryin' shame. When people genuinely compliment you, it's because they really see it. Try to not dismiss their perspective as wrong and assume that you know better. They see all of you. We see our flaws. Believe them.
3. "Arm flab is embarrassing." No its not, go fuck yourself. No, not you. The people who tell us that, silly.
4. You're not stunning despite your body. You're stunning because of your body. There is a distinct difference. I grew up in a culture that would deem "unattractive" women as "special spirits". A degrading categorization that implied that the only thing worthwhile was whatever was inside. Well, yeah. We are all much much more than our bodies, but our bodies are a beautiful part of us too. Beauty comes from the inside AND the outside. I am of the firm belief that every person is beautiful, and so this leaves the inside to be the part that is the most telling when it comes to true "beauty".
5. A guy can pick you up off your feet, and it won't break his back. "Wait, whaaaaaa Jes? You're full of shit." Nope. This just happened to me for the first time in... six years? I'm considerably heavier than I was 6 years ago (like... 70 pounds heavier) and so when I ran up to my friend Eric for a hug and he picked me up with my heels in the air... it left me breathless. I had forgotten that it was possible; I had accepted a life void of being lifted. So exhilarating. Eric didn't suffer any injuries and walked away unscathed.
6. You don't need to exercise every day in order to feel better about yourself. Many believe that someone who's fat needs to exercise as much as possible in order to prove that they're committed to becoming "less fat". As if accepting one's body as is would be a sin, and that's just silly. Yes, exercising has wonderful physical and mental benefits, but you don't owe it to anyone else to make an effort to change your body unless you wanna. You do not have to alter yourself to be okay. Period.
7. You're allowed to fall in love with yourself. I promise. This will be the scariest thing you will ever do, and that's okay. It will also be the most amazing (albeit super gradual) experience you will ever have. It doesn't make you narcissistic. It doesn't make you vain. It is liberating in every form of the word.
8. It's also okay to have days where you don't love yourself. Read this. No really. Read it. And then realize that we've grown up learning and internalizing that we are not okay our entire life. For me, that's 26 years of self-hate indoctrination and brainwashing. It's going to take a lot longer than you think to reverse this thinking, and it's definitely not going to happen overnight. Allow yourself to have "weak" days. Cry, mourn, sob, yell, throw things. Whichever. Then get up, brush yourself off, give the media the finger, and move forward because you're a warrior.
9. Everyone's boobs are uneven. If you have a lot of boobs, they might be way uneven. Don't stress. This is totally normal.
10. There are people who prefer large ladies. And I mean all sizes of large. I thought that my best bet in life was to find a partner who accepted my fat. Pause. Give me a minute to hang my head and shake it at myself. Not only are there people who adore "thick" women, but a LOT of them who prefer it. This eventually ends up in an interesting territory which Marianne talks about here, but the point that I'm trying to make goes back to the "despite vs because of" argument. Here is what you need to know: you do NOT need to settle for a lover who is "okay" with your body. You have the right (and millions of opportunities) to find someone who is infatuated with your body. You deserve to be worshiped, woman!
11. Fat chicks bang hot guys... ALL. THE. TIME. I know that hot is relative and all inclusive depending on who you chat with, but for these purposes, lets talk about the "universally attractive" kind of hot. Y'know, the kind fat chicks don't deserve? We want to pretend that we don't know what I'm talking about, but lets be real; we totally do. The fact that "fat chicks bang 'hot' guys" was one of the most powerful realizations I've had thus far. In line with the above paragraph, I knew that there would be someone that would find me attractive but the pool would be small (because of my body) and potentially full of guys I didn't personally find sexy. So I would have to settle for anyone that would take me. After all, how could a conventionally gorgeous man (tall and with tattoos of course) like fat chicks? Weh-he-hell, let me tell you somethin': through various sites, events, parties, and corner store meetings, I found myself with over a hundred men who were chomping at the bit to get with this. I was the one who had to sift through and pick the hottest of the hot. Ladies, over a hundred.
"Girls" showed what society thinks about that when Hannah's character has a weekend romance with an attractive and wealthy doctor. People flipped their shit. "Patrick Wilson is so hot he would never do Lena Dunham" was the most eye catching. Wilson's wife responded to that rubbish here, but the tweet speaks volumes about what the majority of people think unconventional women deserve. Jesus christ, it's annoying. I won't spill the details of my bedroom coming and goings, but lets just say this: the hottest guys in Tucson and I get along just fine. I would recommend reading Emily's article on xoJane for a better explanation of what I'm struggling to say. Know this: the myth that "atypical" bodies can't be paired with "typically attractive" bodies is false. Women need to know that all bodies can be paired with all bodies.
12. Riding during sex will NOT collapse his insides. Just trust me on this one, what you fear is totally false. Here's a great article that changed my life.
13. Wearing whatever you want is a political statement. Join the revolution. Throw style rules out the window. Wear the tutu. Wear the horizontal stripes. Wear the turquoise skinny jeans. Wear the see-through blouse. Wear the bikini. Wear the sweat pants. Wear the shirt that says "Does this shirt make me look fat?". Wear whatever it is that makes you happy. This is your life.
14. You are fucking beautiful. I'm saying this with a straight face and seriously meaningful look where I maintain eye contact for an uncomfortable amount of time. I know you don't feel like you fit into the category of gorgeous that our world creates. I know that its hard. I know that its a daily battle. But fuck their fascist beauty standards. The second you stop looking for a skinny model in your mirror and start looking at YOU... is the second you will start to appreciate what you are. Stop looking for flaws. Stop looking for differences. You are perfect. You are more than enough. You are the best thing that has ever happened to you. And you are fucking beautiful.
http://www.worldlifestyle.com/beauty-style/14-things-every-fat-girl-absolutely-needs-to-hear
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15.) Put the fucking fork down, fatty!
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16. Hurry up, my roommates almost home.
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They flood dating sites and some even claim " i am not gonna change anything about me!", definitely great personality for partnership.
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17. Do you know how off putting you are?
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Is that cake between the 7th and 8th fat roll?
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Obviously written by a fat lesbo feminazi.
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18. One fucking cookie. You couldn't save me one fucking cookie?
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I'm just going to use your toilet for my morning piss, of course Ill be back.....
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19. The sign says, "All You Can Eat" ... it doesn't say you have to.
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20) bath more frequently, fat people sweat more, they also stink more
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Jesus, they even pictured that fat girl with a cat that's trying to escape.
Is there some way we can communicate abuse and a harsh dose of reality to this fat piece of shit. As if a horrible fat lesbo could get anything other than a butch stocky lesbo:
I've had over 30 women ranging from rail thin to extra large naked in my bed and I would routinely ask them to hug their knees. You wont believe this... ALL OF THEM HAD TUMMY ROLLS.
::) ::) ::)
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The author:
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No 9: "If you have a lot of boobs..." ???
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15.) Put the fucking fporky down, fatty!
fixed
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21. Use a garden hose to clean your ass crack chubby.
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The author:
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Disgusting
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The author:
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3,2,1
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1. Everyone has rolls when they bend over. Everyone. Lets just get this out of the way right off the bat. In the last few months, I've had over 30 women ranging from rail thin to extra large naked in my bed and I would routinely ask them to hug their knees. You wont believe this... ALL OF THEM HAD TUMMY ROLLS. Not one was exempt. Even my super fabulous professional model 6 foot tall and some amazing Katie had rolls. The stomach pictures turned into some of my favorite images from the project... so quit thinking they're bad, and try accepting (dare I say embracing?) yours!
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Looks like she needs a doughnut.
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11. Fat chicks bang hot guys... ALL. THE. TIME. I know that hot is relative and all inclusive depending on who you chat with, but for these purposes, lets talk about the "universally attractive" kind of hot. Y'know, the kind fat chicks don't deserve? We want to pretend that we don't know what I'm talking about, but lets be real; we totally do. The fact that "fat chicks bang 'hot' guys" was one of the most powerful realizations I've had thus far. In line with the above paragraph, I knew that there would be someone that would find me attractive but the pool would be small (because of my body) and potentially full of guys I didn't personally find sexy. So I would have to settle for anyone that would take me. After all, how could a conventionally gorgeous man (tall and with tattoos of course) like fat chicks? Weh-he-hell, let me tell you somethin': through various sites, events, parties, and corner store meetings, I found myself with over a hundred men who were chomping at the bit to get with this. I was the one who had to sift through and pick the hottest of the hot. Ladies, over a hundred.
Sure. ::) ::)
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She actually models for Abercrombie and Fitch
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So let me get this straight. Someone is a "warrior" if they, what, simply get on with it?
Oh brother ::)
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oh brother
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11. Fat chicks bang hot guys... ALL. THE. TIME. I know that hot is relative and all inclusive depending on who you chat with, but for these purposes, lets talk about the "universally attractive" kind of hot. Y'know, the kind fat chicks don't deserve? We want to pretend that we don't know what I'm talking about, but lets be real; we totally do. The fact that "fat chicks bang 'hot' guys" was one of the most powerful realizations I've had thus far. In line with the above paragraph, I knew that there would be someone that would find me attractive but the pool would be small (because of my body) and potentially full of guys I didn't personally find sexy. So I would have to settle for anyone that would take me. After all, how could a conventionally gorgeous man (tall and with tattoos of course) like fat chicks? Weh-he-hell, let me tell you somethin': through various sites, events, parties, and corner store meetings, I found myself with over a hundred men who were chomping at the bit to get with this. I was the one who had to sift through and pick the hottest of the hot. Ladies, over a hundred.
Sure. ::) ::)
Pretty sure the weh-he-hell was her having to inhale to finish a monosyllabic word. The fat shit.
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Fat bitch with cats..typical.
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Fat bitch with cats..typical.
Yes I have saw several of these.
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I like how she makes a point of how she gets good looking tall men and not to go settling for the male equivalent of her dumpy plain self. Not in the least bit hypocritical there , chubs.
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#21 Many guys are not going to think you are attractive. If you insist on being fat, deal with it. You won't change lose your obese tissue, don't expect them to change their whole perception and sexual response to suit you.
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You are nothing but a fat fuck to me!
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Anyone have an email address for this fat tub of goo?
I'd like to invite her to the Getbig G&O board.
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Anyone have an email address for this fat tub of goo?
I'd like to invite her to the Getbig G&O board.
would kill herself within 30 min.
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would kill herself within 30 min.
booty currently trying to memorize that list for reassurance...
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22. Of course we're gonna eat after!
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The author:
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She looks like a thinner version of Alex23....
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Anyone have an email address for this fat tub of goo?
I'd like to invite her to the Getbig G&O board.
not a good idea :-\ she would commit suicide inside an hour :'(
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not a good idea :-\ she would commit suicide inside an hour :'(
Would you miss her?
I'd sleep just fine tonight. ;D
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Ever seen one of those fat chicks trying to get to the car after it snowed? Its like watching an elephant Ice skating . Nothing sexy about it at all. Its a disgusting fat bag trying to look human.
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Would any female believe this lady.arm fat is not embarrising,only if you have a fat arm fetish..Her little fat empowerment speech is huge fail.
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Would any female believe this lady.arm fat is not embarrising,only if you have a fat arm fetish..Her little fat empowerment speech is huge fail.
Reminds me of Shitso trying to justify why he was posting on a BBing board after his shirtless pic was posted.
She's borderline booty-level degree of delusion.
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Al Bundy (must've been a founding getbigger) would decimate this unscrupulous bovine's illusion of self-esteem:
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I like how she makes a point of how she gets good looking tall men and not to go settling for the male equivalent of her dumpy plain self. Not in the least bit hypocritical there , chubs.
Excellent point, hypocrisy of peace.
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15.) Put the fucking fork down, fatty!
This food is not your friend
Stay away from fat chics unless your desperate :D
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Shes a foul little fatty.
Thinks she is so clever the way she can stuff herself full of greasy fried shit + chocolate. Lots of Chocolate.
Dead by 38
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She actually models for Abercrombie and Fitch
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She's not only fat but ugly too...
I've seen plenty of beautiful fatties though.
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The author:
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That's what we here in Finland call as a "Cider Whale". We have plenty of those, because Cider is number one booze for young females. When we blow away all the delirious crap from the rant of this whale, there is only two things which every fat girl should know:
1. eat less
2. lose weight
If we need to go to details, maybe they should know why fat girls fuck with the hot guys "all the time". There is plenty of moments in life, when hot guy need to have something to the end of their stick . Thank god there is always some fat chick, who have some spare time to lay on her back. We call that as "emergency fuck" ;D
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Al Bundy (must've been a founding getbigger) would decimate this unscrupulous bovine's illusion of self-esteem:
rotflmao lollolololl ;D
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So delusional it's hard to known where to begin...
In the last few months, I've had over 30 women ranging from rail thin to extra large naked in my bed
Not unless this morbidly obese Björk lookalike runs a wildly successful Bed&Breakfast.
A guy can pick you up off your feet, and it won't break his back. "Wait, whaaaaaa Jes? You're full of shit." Nope. This just happened to me for the first time in... six years? I'm considerably heavier than I was 6 years ago (like... 70 pounds heavier) and so when I ran up to my friend Eric for a hug and he picked me up with my heels in the air... it left me breathless. I had forgotten that it was possible; I had accepted a life void of being lifted. So exhilarating. Eric didn't suffer any injuries and walked away unscathed.
And since he walked away you haven't heard from him again, because the pain became unbearable once the adrenalin wore off. Which was spiked because he saw himself being run down by a hairless hog.
10. There are people who prefer large ladies. And I mean all sizes of large. I thought that my best bet in life was to find a partner who accepted my fat. Pause. Give me a minute to hang my head and shake it at myself. Not only are there people who adore "thick" women, but a LOT of them who prefer it.
There are indeed a few chubby chasers. BMC, Basile... me. :-\ But chubby chasers (not obese obliterators) are a small minority, monstrously lardy women seem to be the majority these days. Most blobby bitches like this will have to settle for a dildos, dykes, and delusions.
11. Fat chicks bang hot guys... ALL. THE. TIME. I know that hot is relative and all inclusive depending on who you chat with, but for these purposes, lets talk about the "universally attractive" kind of hot. Y'know, the kind fat chicks don't deserve? We want to pretend that we don't know what I'm talking about, but lets be real; we totally do. The fact that "fat chicks bang 'hot' guys" was one of the most powerful realizations I've had thus far. In line with the above paragraph, I knew that there would be someone that would find me attractive but the pool would be small (because of my body) and potentially full of guys I didn't personally find sexy. So I would have to settle for anyone that would take me. After all, how could a conventionally gorgeous man (tall and with tattoos of course) like fat chicks? Weh-he-hell, let me tell you somethin': through various sites, events, parties, and corner store meetings, I found myself with over a hundred men who were chomping at the bit to get with this. I was the one who had to sift through and pick the hottest of the hot. Ladies, over a hundred.
Amazing. At this level of delusion she's one wrong order away from shooting up a donut shop.
13. Wearing whatever you want is a political statement. Join the revolution. Throw style rules out the window. Wear the tutu. Wear the horizontal stripes. Wear the turquoise skinny jeans. Wear the see-through blouse. Wear the bikini. Wear the sweat pants. Wear the shirt that says "Does this shirt make me look fat?". Wear whatever it is that makes you happy. This is your life.
Why not? It's not like we hadn't noticed you are straining the seams of your size 46 jeans.
14. You are fucking beautiful. I'm saying this with a straight face and seriously meaningful look where I maintain eye contact for an uncomfortable amount of time. I know you don't feel like you fit into the category of gorgeous that our world creates. I know that its hard. I know that its a daily battle. But fuck their fascist beauty standards. The second you stop looking for a skinny model in your mirror and start looking at YOU... is the second you will start to appreciate what you are. Stop looking for flaws. Stop looking for differences. You are perfect. You are more than enough. You are the best thing that has ever happened to you. And you are fucking beautiful.
Entitlement generation of piece (of cake).
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The one thing every fat girl needs to hear, accept, and believe-
Youre fat, and therefore undesirable.no matter what you try and do, you'll never make being fat sexy, popular, or beautiful. Either accept that youre fat and deal with the realization that you'll only get fucked by drunken guys that will never talk yo you again, or accept that in order to find someone who really wants you, you need to at least TRY to not be fat.
Guys don't give a shit about your personality if youre a fat fucking whale.
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Excellent post by shockwave.
Also this Eric fella must be some world champion powerlifter.
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i dont know...this woman as has been mentioned before is mistaking the casual sex market.i dont doubt lots of guy would not turn down sex with her but a relationship no.this is a reason lots of big women behave this way...plenty of higher tier men will have sex with them thats all and the women think they are able to have the same take themas long term...not so as has been shown painfully many times for them.
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Fat and furious.
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For all this woman's aggressive posturing, I'd give 20-1 odds that she cries herself to sleep every night.
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Fat chick are more a distraction for 99% of men. Easy to obtain, horny in bed because every bang could be their last,
They are like nile sustanon, cheap, less effective, but easy to obtain and it's still test at the end.
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For all this woman's aggressive posturing, I'd give 20-1 odds that she cries herself to sleep every night.
Fat people want to be smacked down.
I was recently out with a fat friend, who, of course, always claims to be on a diet.
He said he wanted to order a particular appetizer but couldn't because he's on "Atkins."
Tired of having my intelligence insulted, I blew up, "Look at you! You're not on Atkins."
To which, he sheepishly responded, "Yeah, I kinda fell off the wagon."
Having my intelligence insulted, once again, I said "You have to be on a wagon to fall off it."
The subject was quickly changed, "Do you think Lebron will stay in Miami?"
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Why can't those water buffalo's just admit " I'm fat, wish I was thinner, but I enjoy gorging on awful food on a regular basis and I'm way too lazy to exercise"
I could accept that. It's HONEST.
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Selling to the American female market has always been a guaranteed cash cow. With that market getting fatter and fatter and more importantly lazier this is the perfect type of book to sell. This woman knows what she's doing...it seems pretty callous what she's doing...but I get it.
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Pretty sure every straight guy on here has had sex with a fat chick. But who has had a serious relationship with them? Would anyone on this board admit it?
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Pretty sure every straight guy on here has had sex with a fat chick. But who has had a serious relationship with them? Would anyone on this board admit it?
Never banged a fatty. Can't stand the thought of it.
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Okay ...
Sure, some guys (in the minority) desire fat-ass broads. And this is fine. But ...
Most dudes would rather a girl NOT be a whale.
What these chicks don't "get" is that males are Turbo Horny. By this I mean, as you all well know, they'll smash almost anything when they wanna fuck. Doesn't REMOTELY mean they necessarily think the woman they're banging is attractive, even. When dude is ready to rock, as long as the female isn't brutal stinky, he's down to begin the plow.
Most of us have been there.
P.S. Can someone clarify this girl's deal (re: the promiscuous-gone-wild talk). She, what, sleeps with, like, a girl a day, plus she fucks random guys at about the same rate? Huh?
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I swear to god back in the day me and buddies used to gangbang either 1-2 girls together (we were usually 2-4). One time there were 3 chicks there and one of them was just plain unsexy, totally overweight and insecure. The other 2 were atleast 6 out 0f 10:s. The no go one was i´m sorry to say a 1. So none of us were even interested and we concentrated on the other 2. I mean i´ve had much better looking ones, but when a girl is horny as fuck and agree to anything, it can turn on most men. We kept on with those taking turn and shit and after everyone except 1 were done. Only the no.1 chick was left. All complaining after watching us do the other ones. So my friend took out a camcorder and did her with a halfboner. After like a couple of min he said loud "this is totally fucked! Can xxx bring me that porn mag? So someone of us gave it to him. He opened it up started to flip pages right on her face. " Thats more like it! he yelled" kept on going eand told her to flip pages until he finished. This girl was smiling afterwards like "yes i got some". Interesting experience this :D
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I swear to god back in the day me and buddies used to gangbang either 1-2 girls together (we were usually 2-4). One time there were 3 chicks there and one of them was just plain unsexy, totally overweight and insecure. The other 2 were atleast 6 out 0f 10:s. The no go one was i´m sorry to say a 1. So none of us were even interested and we concentrated on the other 2. I mean i´ve had much better looking ones, but when a girl is horny as fuck and agree to anything, it can turn on most men. We kept on with those taking turn and shit and after everyone except 1 were done. Only the no.1 chick was left. All complaining after watching us do the other ones. So my friend took out a camcorder and did her with a halfboner. After like a couple of min he said loud "this is totally fucked! Can xxx bring me that porn mag? So someone of us gave it to him. He opened it up started to flip pages right on her face. " Thats more like it! he yelled" kept on going eand told her to flip pages until he finished. This girl was smiling afterwards like "yes i got some". Interesting experience this :D
I managed to trace her
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I swear to god back in the day me and buddies used to gangbang either 1-2 girls together (we were usually 2-4). One time there were 3 chicks there and one of them was just plain unsexy, totally overweight and insecure. The other 2 were atleast 6 out 0f 10:s. The no go one was i´m sorry to say a 1. So none of us were even interested and we concentrated on the other 2. I mean i´ve had much better looking ones, but when a girl is horny as fuck and agree to anything, it can turn on most men. We kept on with those taking turn and shit and after everyone except 1 were done. Only the no.1 chick was left. All complaining after watching us do the other ones. So my friend took out a camcorder and did her with a halfboner. After like a couple of min he said loud "this is totally fucked! Can xxx bring me that porn mag? So someone of us gave it to him. He opened it up started to flip pages right on her face. " Thats more like it! he yelled" kept on going eand told her to flip pages until he finished. This girl was smiling afterwards like "yes i got some". Interesting experience this :D
What an experience of everlasting reward. A scene of human warmth and delight.
:D
But it does illustrate my point, above.
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this is crazy... thanks to POF she actually believes she is sexy and attractive. She's not just saying it, she truly believes it.
How is that even fucking possible.
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Let's not forget also how unhealthy obesity is and how this "acceptance" needs to stop. If she wants to feel good and sexy she needs to eat much less and exercise more for several months in a row.
Yeah guys are horny they will bang fat chicks but not date or be seen in public with them.
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this is crazy... thanks to POF she actually believes she is sexy and attractive. She's not just saying it, she truly believes it.
How is that even fucking possible.
Dilusion is a very strong drug.
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Yes, some fat girls are delusional about how they look. I will say this that no one is more delusional than guys. How many guys that look like gargoyles think they are handsome studs and God's gift to women? I have never understood this phenomenon. A guy with a soft body and the face of a panda will look in a mirror and see a handsome guy looking back. Maybe it's because so many women from what I can see don't care what a guy looks like. Ugly guys with money suddenly are handsome to some women.
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How to pick up Murican women...
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Gargoyle! Perfect word to describe this 1 of 10 looker. My buddy actually have the film to this day and this was back in 99. She met some neonazi guy later on that threatend to kill him. Came to his house and shit. Problem though was the he is an MP - Military Police and have diffrent guns and shotguns all over his house. In case of intruder he can get some mean shit together in 30 sec. One peace here another there, click click click, ready to go. Sorry I missed it. Wonder what technique she used to trick the guy into this? lol
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Fat people want to be smacked down.
I was recently out with a fat friend, who, of course, always claims to be on a diet.
He said he wanted to order a particular appetizer but couldn't because he's on "Atkins."
Tired of having my intelligence insulted, I blew up, "Look at you! You're not on Atkins."
To which, he sheepishly responded, "Yeah, I kinda fell off the wagon."
Having my intelligence insulted, once again, I said "You have to be on a wagon to fall off it."
The subject was quickly changed, "Do you think Lebron will stay in Miami?"
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Why can't those water buffalo's just admit " I'm fat, wish I was thinner, but I enjoy gorging on awful food on a regular basis and I'm way too lazy to exercise"
I could accept that. It's HONEST.
That would require taking responsibility for their actions.
Why do that when you can play the victim card?
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Pretty sure every straight guy on here has had sex with a fat chick. But who has had a serious relationship with them? Would anyone on this board admit it?
This girl i worked with years ago was a bit chubby and had a pretty face. I'm not sure how much she weighed, but she wasn't that big, maybe 160 at 5'7". Not to the point of having rolls standing up, but chubby none the less. She was really cool and we hung out for a few months as friends. I got along with this girl better than any girl i ever dated in my life. I knew she wanted more, but i told her that i'm not interested in dating her. One night we were talking about sex and a little drunk, i told her that i had an addiction to girls that give good blow jobs and she straight up asked me if i wanted one. lol She actually gave great head and swallowed without complaining. The next time we hung out i ended up banging her and it just wasn't that great. The only time i enjoyed it was when i was plowing her doggy style and she took it in the ass like a champ. Probably one of the most willing girls that i could do whatever with, she'd give me blow jobs during lunch and let me bust nuts on her face in my office.
Anyway, after a few weeks of this i just couldn't bang her any more and told her straight to her face that i just wasn't interested in banging her again. She took it well, seemed like she had been down this road many times. lol
This was years ago, but i'm still friends with her today and every time i break up with a girl, she asks me if i want a blow job as a joke. Probably the coolest chick i know who is just plain fun to hang out with. Honestly, if she lost 30-40 pounds i might be attracted to her, but i just have such high standards for women that i date or have sex with. I can't even imagine having sex with a really fat chick, i doubt i could get hard.
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Why is it that these fat chicks are so addicted to food that instead of changing themselves they try to change the whole world?
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Lol tis story is like a copy of a chubby one i did a few months back. Naughty Girl, but just didnt do it for me long term.
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I like how she makes a point of how she gets good looking tall men and not to go settling for the male equivalent of her dumpy plain self. Not in the least bit hypocritical there , chubs.
hot damn, this is it
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Why is it that these fat chicks are so addicted to food that instead of changing themselves they try to change the whole world?
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Supreme sense of entitlement.
Let me stuff myself full of cake and kit kat bars, oh but wait....I want to fuck hot guys with six packs as well. What looking hot actually involves diet and discipline that I don't have? Ah well I'm going to get on my soapbox anyway (hopefully it collapses from underneath her).
You know what doesn't care about grotesque sense of entitlement fatty? Type 2 diabetes.
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Yeah, this is what fat girls need to hear. ::)
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Drunk dudes and desperate dudes need to stop banging fatties...
if they figure out that theyre not going to get a guy or even get laid because they're fat, theyll be forced to accept that no one wants their fat ass and to lose weight.
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This girl i worked with years ago was a bit chubby and had a pretty face. I'm not sure how much she weighed, but she wasn't that big, maybe 160 at 5'7". Not to the point of having rolls standing up, but chubby none the less. She was really cool and we hung out for a few months as friends. I got along with this girl better than any girl i ever dated in my life. I knew she wanted more, but i told her that i'm not interested in dating her. One night we were talking about sex and a little drunk, i told her that i had an addiction to girls that give good blow jobs and she straight up asked me if i wanted one. lol She actually gave great head and swallowed without complaining. The next time we hung out i ended up banging her and it just wasn't that great. The only time i enjoyed it was when i was plowing her doggy style and she took it in the ass like a champ. Probably one of the most willing girls that i could do whatever with, she'd give me blow jobs during lunch and let me bust nuts on her face in my office.
Anyway, after a few weeks of this i just couldn't bang her any more and told her straight to her face that i just wasn't interested in banging her again. She took it well, seemed like she had been down this road many times. lol
This was years ago, but i'm still friends with her today and every time i break up with a girl, she asks me if i want a blow job as a joke. Probably the coolest chick i know who is just plain fun to hang out with. Honestly, if she lost 30-40 pounds i might be attracted to her, but i just have such high standards for women that i date or have sex with. I can't even imagine having sex with a really fat chick, i doubt i could get hard.
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hey 160 at 5'7" is damn near perfect. dated a girl 5'7" 165 who squatted 185 for reps could bench press 135... ex track, and gymnastics ...varsity volleyball.. thick legs and ass of course big boobs.....like I said damn near perfect. Dont tell me I was fuckin a fatty lol. I probably carried more fat than her at some point.
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hey 160 at 5'7" is damn near perfect. dated a girl 5'7" 165 who squatted 185 for reps could bench press 135... ex track, and gymnastics ...varsity volleyball.. thick legs and ass of course big boobs.....like I said damn near perfect. Dont tell me I was fuckin a fatty lol. I probably carried more fat than her at some point.
Depends on the structure. I used to eff a chick tbat was 5'2" 140lbs, and about 40 of those lbs were in her tits, she had a tiny frame with big boobs. .. some girls carry the weight differently than others.
My wife is 5'5" 150, and her upper body is about 12-14%, visible abs, but her lower is like 20%, thick hips and round ass cheems and legs. Extra small shirts and size 8 pants.
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Depends on the structure. I used to eff a chick tbat was 5'2" 140lbs, and about 40 of those lbs were in her tits, she had a tiny frame with big boobs. .. some girls carry the weight differently than others.
My wife is 5'5" 150, and her upper body is about 12-14%, visible abs, but her lower is like 20%, thick hips and round ass cheems and legs. Extra small shirts and size 8 pants.
I just cracked me one off.
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Drunk dudes and desperate dudes need to stop banging fatties...
if they figure out that theyre not going to get a guy or even get laid because they're fat, theyll be forced to accept that no one wants their fat ass and to lose weight.
Need to tell them they're only getting banged in the ass or giving you blow jobs until they lose the fucking weight
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21. Use a garden hose to clean your ass crack chubby.
22-fortune teller advice- i see you paying bills for a dark complexed man in your future
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22-fortune teller advice- i see you paying bills for a dark complexed man in your future
Leave Wiggs out of this.
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23. Cunnilingus exists, but not for you.