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that I have a bizarre sense of humor, and that I sometimes talk loud and stops listening to people, abrupt or even talk over them, that I "look so serious" and sometimes act weird in general WTF??? Why would you even tell someone such things?
I don't drink alcoholic beverages, I do my best to be polite and courteous (as I remember), I ask intelligent questions now and then, I dress nice and causally, I am respectful and not obnoxious. I only talk when I deem myself having something interesting to say. I already take utmost precaution in following these social rules. (yes, I sometimes say things of topic, mostly because if not soon expressed the sentences that comes to me might run the risk of be forgotten, which would be ashame because after all they are interesting and informative, (and I would otherwise be almost completely quiet!). While I admit, when answering questions I often string together very odd sentences and word choices ( for some fucking reason this keeps happening), I always give truthful answers.
I mostly reside in the background and don't join in on many discussions, I pretend to laugh a little when other people laugh just to fit in etc.
I was also blamed same night for someone falling on my shoes that I had put in the hallway outside the bathroom, I compassionately asked if they were hurt, which they of cause were not. ::) I also saw other house guest walking around with their shoes indoor at this house. At least I had to decency to take mine off out of respect. My night soon felt pretty weird and I wanted to leave but couldn't at the time, so I proceeded to secretly observe other guests of all ages to see if I could get some reading or clue from their facial expressions, as a way to understand their thought processes, but as usual this garnered zero insight. Amazing how this social alacrity seems to come completely natural to people!
So instead I need a workable strategy to emulate a "normal" behavior and become what is called "easy going" and more anonymous. How can I study the art of being "melted in", "socially polished" to avoid unwarranted scrutiny?
There has to be other getbiggers that find them selfs in similar situations at social gatherings, lunch rooms, parties, etc etc right?
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Socially Inept Nerd Of Peace
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You should walk around the party with your cock out of your pants to let everyone know that you are a fun loving type character.
You should especially do this at kids bday parties. It will let people know you take chances as well.
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You are a fucking loser who had no friends and has not gotten laid since they built the golden gate bridge, sit in your basement jacking off and talking garbage on getbig there is no help for you just jump thru the window and get it over with.
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Finally a getbigger whose real life persona matches his online persona.
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I would never take my shoes off at someones house, if they insisted i would just leave.
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You should walk around the party with your cock out of your pants to let everyone know that you are a fun loving type character.
You should especially do this at kids bday parties. It will let people know you take chances as well.
I would love to break the ice this way where socially acceptable and legal.
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Try talking about bodybuilding and give people advice on how to lose weight. Everyone wants to look fit...
By the way, why do you want to hang around real people when you got Getbig, Youtube etc? ???
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I would never take my shoes off at someones house, if they insisted i would just leave.
oh.. really?
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At the next party,dress like a 1970`s pimp,swagger in,kiss the first hot chick you see smack dab on the lips, while grabbing a huge handful of her ass at the same time,then look for the biggest baddest looking fuck there, and viciously headbutt him repeatedly, followed by a swift kick to the balls,when he falls,kick him swiftly in the throat,then tilt your pimp hat to the side,and swagger the fuck out like a boss!
HTH
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Try talking about bodybuilding and give people advice on how to lose weight. Everyone wants to look fit...
By the way, why do you want to hang around real people when you got Getbig, Youtube etc? ???
Yes I could certainly do that.
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Hold court with spirited renditions of select Bieber classics.
Everyone likes to sing and you'll soon become the hit of the gathering.
P.S. Making playful jabs at male party-goers' wives' appearances can really make the group howl with laughter. Do this with a straight face. Perhaps do this in between JB numbers.
HTH
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oh.. really?
Yes, really.
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At the next part,dress like a 1970`s pimp,swagger in,kiss the first hot chick you see smack dab on the lips, while grabbing a huge handful of her ass at the same time,then look for the biggest baddest looking fuck there, and viciously headbutt him repeatedly, followed by a swift kick to the balls,when he falls,kick him swiftly in the throat,then tilt your pimp hat to the side,and swagger the fuck out like a boss!
HTH
I been raised to feel very, very bad for physically hurting other people. This ability sadly was ruined in me. :-\
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you need to increase your self esteem, make some money, improve flaws in your life. It should help.
I was myself raised well, but I find it as disadvantage, now i am broking all walls.
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OP has got to be a virgin. :(
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Hold court with spirited renditions of select Bieber classics.
Everyone likes to sing and you'll soon become the hit of the gathering.
P.S. Making playful jabs at male party-goers' wives' appearances can really make the group howl with laughter. Do this with a straight face. Perhaps do this in between JB numbers.
HTH
;D
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you need to increase your self esteem, make some money, improve flaws in your life. It should help.
I was myself raised well, but I find it as disadvantage, now i am broking all walls.
Yes I think this is the only way, I'm going to have to become rich(er). Maybe start drinking alcohol?
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Puking on someone`s shoes should make you a big hit at the next mixer for sure.
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Yes I think this is the only way, I'm going to have to become rich(er). Maybe start drinking alcohol?
Alcohol will work for few hours, you need something permanent.
I experienced that when you improve your life (making money, having driving licence, invest in some cheap property, trade stocks etc.) just do things that others dont do you will feel better and superior to them. This is reality, you need to back up your good feeling with real things and life achievments. You are never going to be social shark if you are broke, have no achievments, live boring life. You need suplement your fucking brain with success hormones.
Lets say for example you have crooked teeth, you get braces and your teeth are nice. This is going definitely to improve your self esteem and your comfort when dealing with people.
Just do things that will improve your life and you will feel better and better.
Do you got my point? ??? 8)
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you are a weak animal who feel inadequate among stronger animals.
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OP has got to be a virgin. :(
I wasn't there to hook up with someone.
I was there with girlfriend. Hence "I wanted to leave but couldn't at the time"..
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get ripped tan and start doing coke at the parties
this will help for sure
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Being socially awkward in a sick society actually makes you normal.
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you are a weak animal who feel inadequate among stronger animals.
No, not that either. You see, you want to appear gentle and humble to seem more approachable and not at all seem physically imposing or god forbid, unstable.
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Cocaine was invented for people like you.
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Just smile, look happy and try look genuinely pleased when you meet new people and interested in what they say.
And remember, people love to talk about themselves.
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Being socially awkward in a sick society actually makes you normal.
I think so too. I think it's something wrong with the current situation. I bet most people practice dance moves and social behaviors in secret at home for hours beforehand. While I just do 30 secs of random shadowboxing and call it done deal.
The so called social hierarchy is just a damn myth that shouldn't be valued so high by people. It's just a damn myth! It forces sane, healthy individuals to adapt accordingly to some extent.
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Just smile, look happy and try look genuinely pleased when you meet new people and interested in what they say.
And remember, people love to talk about themselves.
Now that you're mentioning it, Yes if you seem in a good mood and happy I have noticed most people in turn tend to relax a lot around you.
I'll need to write this down.
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judging from your posts on here it doesn't surprise me people think your a fucking weirdo.
cheers.
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that I have a bizarre sense of humor, and that I sometimes talk loud and stops listening to people, abrupt or even talk over them, that I "look so serious" and sometimes act weird in general WTF??? Why would you even tell someone such things?
I don't drink alcoholic beverages, I do my best to be polite and courteous (as I remember), I ask intelligent questions now and then, I dress nice and causally, I am respectful and not obnoxious. I only talk when I deem myself having something interesting to say. I already take utmost precaution in following these social rules. (yes, I sometimes say things of topic, mostly because if not soon expressed the sentences that comes to me might run the risk of be forgotten, which would be ashame because after all they are interesting and informative, (and I would otherwise be almost completely quiet!). While I admit, when answering questions I often string together very odd sentences and word choices ( for some fucking reason this keeps happening), I always give truthful answers.
I mostly reside in the background and don't join in on many discussions, I pretend to laugh a little when other people laugh just to fit in etc.
I was also blamed same night for someone falling on my shoes that I had put in the hallway outside the bathroom, I compassionately asked if they were hurt, which they of cause were not. ::) I also saw other house guest walking around with their shoes indoor at this house. At least I had to decency to take mine off out of respect. My night soon felt pretty weird and I wanted to leave but couldn't at the time, so I proce
eded to secretly observe other guests of all ages to see if I could get some reading or clue from their facial expressions, as a way to understand their thought processes, but as usual this garnered zero insight. Amazing how this social alacrity seems to come completely natural to people!
So instead I need a workable strategy to emulate a "normal" behavior and become what is called "easy going" and more anonymous. How can I study the art of being "melted in", "socially polished" to avoid unwarranted scrutiny?
There has to be other getbiggers that find them selfs in similar situations at social gatherings, lunch rooms, parties, etc etc right?
Make youtube videos before you kill them bro ;)
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-so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school
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-so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my tube
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school
Hahaha!
To the OP, you can't just ask the random questions that are in your head it's weird no matter how much you want the answer to them. Stay on topic, look at people and nod to show your listening. You. Sound like an old school mate of mine who is now schizophrenic. When we were all talking he would just stand there clearly not listening and day dreaming then mid sentence he would say "how's work man?"
We of course made fun of him and would all ask him how work was a million times. If I caught him day dreaming I would do a great big Rick flare style Woo! At him, he'd jump and be back in the room. Of course after the diagnosis that ask seems cruel now.
Seriously though it sounds like you have asperges.
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Finally a getbigger whose real life persona matches his online persona.
+12.4
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I would never take my shoes off at someones house, if they insisted i would just leave.
+ 7.3 reputation points.
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that I have a bizarre sense of humor, and that I sometimes talk loud and stops listening to people, abrupt or even talk over them, that I "look so serious" and sometimes act weird in general WTF??? Why would you even tell someone such things?
I don't drink alcoholic beverages, I do my best to be polite and courteous (as I remember), I ask intelligent questions now and then, I dress nice and causally, I am respectful and not obnoxious. I only talk when I deem myself having something interesting to say. I already take utmost precaution in following these social rules. (yes, I sometimes say things of topic, mostly because if not soon expressed the sentences that comes to me might run the risk of be forgotten, which would be ashame because after all they are interesting and informative, (and I would otherwise be almost completely quiet!). While I admit, when answering questions I often string together very odd sentences and word choices ( for some fucking reason this keeps happening), I always give truthful answers.
I mostly reside in the background and don't join in on many discussions, I pretend to laugh a little when other people laugh just to fit in etc.
I was also blamed same night for someone falling on my shoes that I had put in the hallway outside the bathroom, I compassionately asked if they were hurt, which they of cause were not. ::) I also saw other house guest walking around with their shoes indoor at this house. At least I had to decency to take mine off out of respect. My night soon felt pretty weird and I wanted to leave but couldn't at the time, so I proceeded to secretly observe other guests of all ages to see if I could get some reading or clue from their facial expressions, as a way to understand their thought processes, but as usual this garnered zero insight. Amazing how this social alacrity seems to come completely natural to people!
So instead I need a workable strategy to emulate a "normal" behavior and become what is called "easy going" and more anonymous. How can I study the art of being "melted in", "socially polished" to avoid unwarranted scrutiny?
There has to be other getbiggers that find them selfs in similar situations at social gatherings, lunch rooms, parties, etc etc right?
Sorry buddy but on the internet you're just as akward. I thought you were a Jhonny Falcon's gimmick for years.
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that I have a bizarre sense of humor, and that I sometimes talk loud and stops listening to people, abrupt or even talk over them, that I "look so serious" and sometimes act weird in general WTF??? Why would you even tell someone such things?
I don't drink alcoholic beverages, I do my best to be polite and courteous (as I remember), I ask intelligent questions now and then, I dress nice and causally, I am respectful and not obnoxious. I only talk when I deem myself having something interesting to say. I already take utmost precaution in following these social rules. (yes, I sometimes say things of topic, mostly because if not soon expressed the sentences that comes to me might run the risk of be forgotten, which would be ashame because after all they are interesting and informative, (and I would otherwise be almost completely quiet!). While I admit, when answering questions I often string together very odd sentences and word choices ( for some fucking reason this keeps happening), I always give truthful answers.
I mostly reside in the background and don't join in on many discussions, I pretend to laugh a little when other people laugh just to fit in etc.
I was also blamed same night for someone falling on my shoes that I had put in the hallway outside the bathroom, I compassionately asked if they were hurt, which they of cause were not. ::) I also saw other house guest walking around with their shoes indoor at this house. At least I had to decency to take mine off out of respect. My night soon felt pretty weird and I wanted to leave but couldn't at the time, so I proceeded to secretly observe other guests of all ages to see if I could get some reading or clue from their facial expressions, as a way to understand their thought processes, but as usual this garnered zero insight. Amazing how this social alacrity seems to come completely natural to people!
So instead I need a workable strategy to emulate a "normal" behavior and become what is called "easy going" and more anonymous. How can I study the art of being "melted in", "socially polished" to avoid unwarranted scrutiny?
There has to be other getbiggers that find them selfs in similar situations at social gatherings, lunch rooms, parties, etc etc right?
Post some restribution videos :D
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Next time party with superior African Americans. They are generally more relaxed and not bogged down with things like working and raising children.
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I feel that the OP might be the perfect gentleman.
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"I was also blamed same night for someone falling on my shoes that I had put in the hallway outside the bathroom, I compassionately asked if they were hurt, which they of cause were not. ::)
I also saw other house guest walking around with their shoes indoor at this house. At least I had to decency to take mine off out of respect."
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^^UNGAYING THREAD.........THANK ME LATER! ;)
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^^UNGAYING THREAD.........THANK ME LATER! ;)
can you get a more amateur pic of the same pose?
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woman texting me wants me to call her and gave me her number, I said I have to finish my meal first.
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I was very small and short statured for my age. I never gave this much concern during my early
childhood, but this fact fully dawned on me the day my family took a trip to Universal Studios. At the
time, I loved dinosaurs. I was fascinated by them. I had just recently watched the movie Jurassic Park,
and when I found out that there was a Jurassic Park themed ride at Universal Studios, I couldn’t wait to
go on it. We queued up in the line and waited for an hour. When reached the front, the park staff
presented me with a measuring stick, and I didn’t fit the requirements. I saw other boys my age
admitted onto the ride, but I was denied because I was too short! The ride that I was so excited to enjoy
at the theme park was forbidden to me. I immediately fell into a crying tantrum, and my mother had to
comfort me.
Being denied entry on a simple amusement park ride due to my height may seem like only a small
injustice, but it was big for me at time. Little did I know, this injustice was very small indeed compared to
all the things I’ll be denied in the future because of my height.
How tall are you?
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woman texting me wants me to call her and gave me her number, I said I have to finish my meal first.
True get bigger
;D
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Rami, in real life you cannot end your sentences with the words "of peace" nor at the end of every conversation shout "no homo". Those are things that only a Getbigger would understand. You will be looked as a mental case at parties.
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T R E N B O L O N A A C E T A T O
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Next time party with superior African Americans. They are generally more relaxed and not bogged down with things like working and raising children.
hahaha amazing :D
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that I have a bizarre sense of humor, and that I sometimes talk loud and stops listening to people, abrupt or even talk over them, that I "look so serious" and sometimes act weird in general WTF??? Why would you even tell someone such things?
I don't drink alcoholic beverages, I do my best to be polite and courteous (as I remember), I ask intelligent questions now and then, I dress nice and causally, I am respectful and not obnoxious. I only talk when I deem myself having something interesting to say. I already take utmost precaution in following these social rules. (yes, I sometimes say things of topic, mostly because if not soon expressed the sentences that comes to me might run the risk of be forgotten, which would be ashame because after all they are interesting and informative, (and I would otherwise be almost completely quiet!). While I admit, when answering questions I often string together very odd sentences and word choices ( for some fucking reason this keeps happening), I always give truthful answers.
I mostly reside in the background and don't join in on many discussions, I pretend to laugh a little when other people laugh just to fit in etc.
I was also blamed same night for someone falling on my shoes that I had put in the hallway outside the bathroom, I compassionately asked if they were hurt, which they of cause were not. ::) I also saw other house guest walking around with their shoes indoor at this house. At least I had to decency to take mine off out of respect. My night soon felt pretty weird and I wanted to leave but couldn't at the time, so I proceeded to secretly observe other guests of all ages to see if I could get some reading or clue from their facial expressions, as a way to understand their thought processes, but as usual this garnered zero insight. Amazing how this social alacrity seems to come completely natural to people!
So instead I need a workable strategy to emulate a "normal" behavior and become what is called "easy going" and more anonymous. How can I study the art of being "melted in", "socially polished" to avoid unwarranted scrutiny?
There has to be other getbiggers that find them selfs in similar situations at social gatherings, lunch rooms, parties, etc etc right?
Pick up artistry for starters..
Emulate the obnoxious retards for improved social status.
Try talking about braindead zombie shit with people on the bus stop just to warm up to a new way of thinking
Like you noticed, the social games are not about who is saying the most profound things
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Finally a getbigger whose real life persona matches his online persona.
Lol never before seen honesty :D
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People are going to tell you to buy a fedora. Don't. What you want is a stovepipe tophat, my friend.
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People are going to tell you to buy a fedora. Don't. What you want is a stovepipe tophat, my friend.
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Cocaine was invented for people like you.
This
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The one bonus is you will never be "friend zoned" because with your current mindset you'll never have any female friends in the first place.
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are you an adult?
wtf are you doing going to 'parties'?
take care of your responsibilities and leave 'partying' to kids who have no goals in life.
if somebody complains how you are at a party, the kid probably works all week so he/she can save up enough money to drink it away on the weekends and then save enough money to go on vacations to vegas... all while living in either A)parents house or B)shitty studio apt and either driving A)shitty car they can't afford to repair or B)financed Honda Accord they can't afford overall.
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Cocaine was invented for people like you.
There have been a few good posts in this thread.
This is the best.