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Title: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
Post by: Army of One on July 16, 2014, 05:17:52 PM
Guy won the lottery

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad5faef6d746151928013dfe080e3b16/tumblr_mgy2coNoLU1s31chko1_1280.jpg)
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Post by: da_vinci on July 16, 2014, 05:19:37 PM
She's still a fattie inside.
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Post by: Army of One on July 16, 2014, 05:22:57 PM
She's still a fattie inside.

And shock horror she dumped him once she lost the weight

(http://oi58.tinypic.com/rqvos9.jpg)
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Post by: Europe on July 16, 2014, 05:26:13 PM
she wasn't that whale before.. just a little chubby
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Post by: Papper on July 16, 2014, 05:39:43 PM
What cycle is the nerd on? He looks lean and mean
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Post by: Hulkotron on July 16, 2014, 05:46:32 PM
What cycle is the nerd on? He looks lean and mean

1600 mg eq + deca
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Post by: da_vinci on July 16, 2014, 06:00:21 PM
What cycle is the nerd on? He looks lean and mean

He's on 2000mg of that fellas cuckolded sperm.
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Post by: Rambone on July 16, 2014, 06:06:55 PM
Does she still have a fat pussy?
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Post by: Skeletor on July 16, 2014, 06:10:46 PM
fuCkéD by féLLa.
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Post by: ChopperRider on July 16, 2014, 06:11:18 PM
Guy won the lottery

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad5faef6d746151928013dfe080e3b16/tumblr_mgy2coNoLU1s31chko1_1280.jpg)

Fatty got tired of giving road head blowjobs and shed a few pounds......so what.
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Post by: el numero uno on July 16, 2014, 06:20:02 PM
fuCkéD by féLLa.

Hahaha
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Post by: Hulkotron on July 16, 2014, 06:21:44 PM
fuCkéD by féLLa.

Haha yes
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Post by: Costanza on July 16, 2014, 06:29:17 PM
fuCkéD by féLLa.

HAHA one of the greatest ever around these parts, what was that comment he made about wanting Booty's butthole?
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Post by: Army of One on July 16, 2014, 06:32:14 PM
HAHA one of the greatest ever around these parts, what was that comment he made about wanting Booty's butthole?

Can you send me pictures of the hole of your butt?
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Post by: Costanza on July 16, 2014, 06:38:07 PM
Can you send me pictures of the hole of your butt?

LOL yes that's it, classic.
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Post by: ChopperRider on July 16, 2014, 06:48:03 PM
HAHA one of the greatest ever around these parts, what was that comment he made about wanting Booty's butthole?

He was a BEAUTIFUL man.... ;D
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Post by: Costanza on July 16, 2014, 07:13:15 PM
He was a BEAUTIFUL man.... ;D

Yes one of the more handsome guys around here.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 16, 2014, 07:13:29 PM
The stretch marks and loose skin is hiding under that dress and spanx
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Post by: devilsmile on July 16, 2014, 07:16:33 PM
only 1600 mg eq + deca

fixed
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Post by: Parker on July 16, 2014, 07:49:24 PM
And shock horror she dumped him once she lost the weight

(http://oi58.tinypic.com/rqvos9.jpg)
She upgraded. I bet you she was getting some looks when she lost the weight. That's one of the reasons why men and women don't want the other person to change in terms of losing weight and looking their best. Because they then have "options" that they may deem better than what they have now.
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Post by: D.O.A. on July 16, 2014, 07:58:05 PM
That's what you get for fucking a fat whale. Lies and deceive ..all the way
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Post by: devilsmile on July 16, 2014, 08:02:00 PM
She upgraded. I bet you she was getting some looks when she lost the weight. That's one of the reasons why men and women don't want the other person to change in terms of losing weight and looking their best. Because they then have "options" that they may deem better than what they have now.

reminds me of my first love... when she got herself looking like a super dime, I felt really intimidated because I knew every man with a cock would want that ass... I know it's beta shit but what can I say, I hated her when she looked super duper ultra hot if I didn't look relatively as good at the same time, I could not be proud of her and enjoy it like I should have as a partner. And she knew she was ultra hot, but she wasn't a slag and that's why she was really annoyed of my insecurity. Maybe because my sexuality wasn't up to par with hers that I felt that way, but we had 'real love' tho. I pushed it away because I was a real head case with a lot of 'things'.

Selfishness, narcissism and bad self-esteem = break up
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Post by: D.O.A. on July 16, 2014, 08:05:58 PM
He was a BEAUTIFUL man.... ;D
Hahahaha really. Best friend at the same time
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Post by: HTexan on July 16, 2014, 08:14:26 PM
Wow did she really leave him? These hoes aren't loyal.
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Post by: thegamechanger on July 17, 2014, 12:42:07 AM
Guy looks great, girl not so much.
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Post by: SF1900 on July 17, 2014, 12:45:19 AM
reminds me of my first love... when she got herself looking like a super dime, I felt really intimidated because I knew every man with a cock would want that ass... I know it's beta shit but what can I say, I hated her when she looked super duper ultra hot if I didn't look relatively as good at the same time, I could not be proud of her and enjoy it like I should have as a partner. And she knew she was ultra hot, but she wasn't a slag and that's why she was really annoyed of my insecurity. Maybe because my sexuality wasn't up to par with hers that I felt that way, but we had 'real love' tho. I pushed it away because I was a real head case with a lot of 'things'.

Selfishness, narcissism and bad self-esteem = break up

Its because you used to worship the devil  :D :D
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Post by: Skorp1o on July 17, 2014, 12:53:41 AM
She will get back to "whaling" in no time.

She's hardly skinny, she's gone from morbidly obese to average size.
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Post by: DroppingPlates on July 17, 2014, 01:01:34 AM
She will become whalish again, once they start a family..
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Post by: HavoX on July 17, 2014, 01:09:38 AM
I hope that little fucking nerd turns into a billionaire
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Post by: mik1111 on July 17, 2014, 02:11:08 AM
I hope that little fucking nerd turns into a billionaire
the would lead the whale right back to the ocean
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Post by: visualizeperfection on July 17, 2014, 02:26:25 AM
She will get back to "whaling" in no time.

She's hardly skinny, she's gone from morbidly obese to average size.

Ah yes.

She will, likely has stretch marks. Lose skin. And also never lost the fatterisms including poor hygiene. Stinky pussy. Poops a lot. etc.


she most likely could give a great blowjob, not that the first kid ever got one.
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Post by: The Grim Lifter on July 17, 2014, 03:28:25 AM
She will get back to "whaling" in no time.

She's hardly skinny, she's gone from morbidly obese to average size.

Average? She looks great in the second pic, in the latest one with the new BF she looks too skinny
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Post by: deceiver on July 17, 2014, 03:43:36 AM
the would lead the whale right back to the ocean

hahahahahahaha
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Post by: thegamechanger on July 17, 2014, 04:24:25 AM
He's better off without her.

BROS BEFORE HOES!!
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Post by: Dr Dutch on July 17, 2014, 02:30:41 PM
She will become whalish again, once they start a family..
Will gain 60 lbs of fat for each pregnancy....and then some in between.
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Post by: the trainer on July 17, 2014, 02:36:06 PM
That is why I am happy that I am a big muscular handsome guy so all the hotties feel that its a big deal to hook up with me.
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Post by: Roger Bacon on July 17, 2014, 02:36:51 PM
Guy won the lottery

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad5faef6d746151928013dfe080e3b16/tumblr_mgy2coNoLU1s31chko1_1280.jpg)

My dream has always been that one of the shallow hotties I date would turn into a whale and develop a personality.
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Post by: devilsmile on July 17, 2014, 02:45:59 PM
Its because you used to worship the devil  :D :D

:D

the devil worship came into picture long after the break up, when I joined in getbig... it was my first gimmick wave, now I have no gimmicks  ;D
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Post by: Mr Nobody on July 17, 2014, 02:51:10 PM
The do not lift.
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Post by: disco_stu on July 17, 2014, 02:55:49 PM
he missed the boat of opportunity.

all he had to do was join her in her quest...add some pounds..and they'd still be together.

you lot blame her... she's the one who made all the changes!

meanwhile he sat back and enjoyed the ride.

if it was the other way around, you'd all be backing the guy...classic mob mentality.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on July 17, 2014, 03:07:04 PM
Quote from: AndreDa
Right so these fuckers is straight infamous, becuase they all horny as fuck.   Basically the idea for The Five blacks came about because of their youngest member of this group of friends Hierro who was 22 at the time, and he was a virgin, he didnt partake in any parts of pussy.

So they paid a pro to go into a hotel and fuck his brains out.. they secretly recorded the footage of the sex, and enjoyed what they saw and they showed him the tape.. they hired that same girl to come to the same room.. only instead of one guy.. there was five, and she got plucked.. and that was  The Five blacks Fucking brazil volume 1..  Long story short, they thought someone would buy the footage because it was gangbanging nastyness.  And they were right..

So they got braver and started doing the shit on the regular.. some episodes they'd film and some they'd film-to-sell.  Hierro got the name Hero.  And the others came up with funky shit like Mummy and Ninja and that type shit. And the episodes got a kind of cult following because in some of the early shit.. the fucking was raw.. as in some of them was fucking the girl/girls like they was on [SERIOUS] pussy deprivation.    Around the time of the 10th volume there was talk that they was gonna get sponsored.. by an official porn studio.. they never did really.. they did get into some low budget shit but they remained as more of a bootleg shit..

By Vol 17 Hero and Ninja was fucking all over the place and in all kinds of ways, and had both got HiV at the time, but didnt know it, they never got checked.  They fucked raw and that was it.   The shit continued and the time passed.. and Ninja died ..from a gunshot wound, it was only around vol 20 that Hero knew he had the disease.. and he died a year later.. another one of the crew died the same year.. by that time there was vol 23, the other members of the group tried to bring some people in to try and replicate the shit but it didnt work and it flopped and so vol 24 was the last hurrah of the Five blacks.

The volume Shogun is dropping is Volume 13 Shogun has this on VHS, on his cut here there isnt the chat where hero convinces her to have sex, while they flirt on the beach..

oe cares about who is who.. Hero is the dude at the start with the black ju-jitsu shirt on.. and ninja is the one with the batman style mask on..  The setup is always the same.  They either directly call a pro... they go into a favela and look for hoes.. which is real.. they nearly get shot while looking for one in volume 8.   Or they try and chat up a female on the beach.. or pay her.. take em back to a hotel or slumroom they have preped in anticipation and fuck her or have as much fun as they can for 1-2 hours.

So just sit back and check out some goofball amateurs who were sex crazed and fucking useless and if at any point you see them as weak - just remember.. most of em are dead now LOL. Oops.   But they were liked because they really did go and just pick up N chat up [and fuck up] ordinary street bitches.

Anyway fuck all that ish - check the perverts at work.

Hold Dat.
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Post by: devilsmile on July 17, 2014, 03:41:19 PM
he missed the boat of opportunity.

all he had to do was join her in her quest...add some pounds..and they'd still be together.

you lot blame her... she's the one who made all the changes!

meanwhile he sat back and enjoyed the ride.

if it was the other way around, you'd all be backing the guy...classic mob mentality.

the alpha males in getbig are seeensiitiiiiiiiiive  :'(

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Post by: Lustral on July 17, 2014, 04:05:36 PM
reminds me of my first love... when she got herself looking like a super dime, I felt really intimidated because I knew every man with a cock would want that ass... I know it's beta shit but what can I say, I hated her when she looked super duper ultra hot if I didn't look relatively as good at the same time, I could not be proud of her and enjoy it like I should have as a partner. And she knew she was ultra hot, but she wasn't a slag and that's why she was really annoyed of my insecurity. Maybe because my sexuality wasn't up to par with hers that I felt that way, but we had 'real love' tho. I pushed it away because I was a real head case with a lot of 'things'.

Selfishness, narcissism and bad self-esteem = break up

Wow, me at 19 personified. Except she was a 10/10 to start and I put on 2 stone  ;D

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Post by: DroppingPlates on July 17, 2014, 04:19:46 PM
Will gain 60 lbs of fat for each pregnancy....and then some in between.

Kids screw your sex life..
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Post by: devilsmile on July 17, 2014, 04:43:43 PM
Wow, me at 19 personified. Except she was a 10/10 to start and I put on 2 stone  ;D



well I was 21, she was 30, a real dime, believe me. She had that 'woman' figure and she wasn't superficial at all... she met me in the gym 3 months after an 8 year marriage (although they weren't officially married because they didn't believe in 'marriage') with a man she made two kids with, so at the end she was a very experienced woman who was just tired of my bullshit... I believe we had real love because there was nothing we didn't do, even with her kids too, but love if anything requires work and commitment. It was one helluva year in my life. But as a grown mature woman she had to make a cold choice and let me go, who knows what could've would've happened if we stayed together, would I have changed? Would I have shown her that I could be 100% commited to the relationship without any fuck shit? oh well

She was all there for me too, but back then I lived with my mama :D, so I always had the safe place to go away from her everyday life with her kids, who also loved me. So I'm sure she loved me and I had the chance to get a woman who can't be bought by nothing, but I took it for granted at the end and thought I could keep this up forever and I never had the balls to be a man and make a hard choice to take them in my life, so in other words I wasted everyone's time.... oh well... at least I experienced the fiery love of a grown mature woman, it was a great first love  ;D



end of no homo novel of peace
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Post by: Lustral on July 17, 2014, 05:07:49 PM
well I was 21, she was 30, a real dime, believe me. She had that 'woman' figure and she wasn't superficial at all... she met me in the gym 3 months after an 8 year marriage (although they weren't officially married because they didn't believe in 'marriage') with a man she made two kids with, so at the end she was a very experienced woman who was just tired of my bullshit... I believe we had real love because there was nothing we didn't do, even with her kids too, but love if anything requires work and commitment. It was one helluva year in my life. But as a grown mature woman she had to make a cold choice and let me go, who knows what could've would've happened if we stayed together, would I have changed? Would I have shown her that I could be 100% commited to the relationship without any fuck shit? oh well

She was all there for me too, but back then I lived with my mama :D, so I always had the safe place to go away from her everyday life with her kids, who also loved me. So I'm sure she loved me and I had the chance to get a woman who can't be bought by nothing, but I took it for granted at the end and thought I could keep this up forever and I never had the balls to be a man and make a hard choice to take them in my life, so in other words I wasted everyone's time.... oh well... at least I experienced the fiery love of a grown mature woman, it was a great first love  ;D



end of no homo novel of peace

OK she sounded like a good woman, I was with a slag with 3 kids who became a grandmother at 32. I couldn't stand her kid and she was a lifetime welfare sponge which I found resentful. Also I had (have) 2 degrees and a master's degree, she left school at 14 yet said she was intelligent which led to so much eye rolling I got dizzy. She had one thing going for her, tits, and I was dumb enough to think that was enough. I've since grown up to match my education.
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Post by: devilsmile on July 17, 2014, 05:16:14 PM
OK she sounded like a good woman, I was with a slag with 3 kids who became a grandmother at 32. I couldn't stand her kid and she was a lifetime welfare sponge which I found resentful. Also I had (have) 2 degrees and a master's degree, she left school at 14 yet said she was intelligent which led to so much eye rolling I got dizzy. She had one thing going for her, tits, and I was dumb enough to think that was enough. I've since grown up to match my education.

man that sounds rough. I can't handle that shit at all, she must have been a really good release of emotions  ;D.
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Post by: Lustral on July 17, 2014, 05:34:23 PM
man that sounds rough. I can't handle that shit at all, she must have been a really good release of emotions  ;D.

Nah she was just opposite of gf I had, ie took drugs, didn't mind me taking stuff etc etc. Awful gf material. Lesson learned after €40k or so spent on rent and supporting her and her kid for a year before I kicked her to curb.
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Post by: devilsmile on July 17, 2014, 05:40:10 PM
Nah she was just opposite of gf I had, ie took drugs, didn't mind me taking stuff etc etc. Awful gf material. Lesson learned after €40k or so spent on rent and supporting her and her kid for a year before I kicked her to curb.

holy shit  :o

congrats on your new life, really  8)
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Post by: TEH boob on July 17, 2014, 05:40:25 PM
My dream has always been that one of the shallow hotties I date would turn into a whale and develop a personality.

 :D
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Post by: Hulkotron on July 17, 2014, 05:41:38 PM
Must have been a great pair of hooters that Lustral was knocking around
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Post by: Lustral on July 17, 2014, 05:44:32 PM
holy shit  :o

congrats on your new life, really  8)

Sloppy piece of shit couldn't cook or clean (also valuable qualities) so I was paying €1200/month rent, cooking food, she would eat take away and mould would be growing on food in pan cos she didn't eat it. Never wanted to hurt someone so much.

Fucked her friend and a few others in "our" bed, let her know and kicked her out. That cost another €1500 cos she was from England but was totally worth it.
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Post by: devilsmile on July 17, 2014, 05:48:24 PM
Sloppy piece of shit couldn't cook or clean (also valuable qualities) so I was paying €1200/month rent, cooking food, she would eat take away and mould would be growing on food in pan cos she didn't eat it. Never wanted to hurt someone so much.

Fucked her friend and a few others in "our" bed, let her know and kicked her out. That cost another €1500 cos she was from England but was totally worth it.

god damn man! that sounds like the worst stereotypical situation  :o

I couldn't go on for a day with that, not to mention a year... must have been some magic tits she possessed you talk about!
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Post by: Lustral on July 17, 2014, 05:59:21 PM
god damn man! that sounds like the worst stereotypical situation  :o

I couldn't go on for a day with that, not to mention a year... must have been some magic tits she possessed you talk about!

They were damn good but I felt a responsibility to make it work as she moved here, started dreaming about killing her after a short while. I was messed up. Could get so much pussy but didn't know it, so should have avoided it in first place. Was working Tues night and some girl gave me her number, don't give a shit, whereas back then it would be last pussy on earth I'd get even if I was pulling whores every week. Self-confidence is earned I guess, just cost me a lot.
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Post by: Palpatine Q on July 17, 2014, 06:45:16 PM
They were damn good but I felt a responsibility to make it work as she moved here, started dreaming about killing her after a short while. I was messed up. Could get so much pussy but didn't know it, so should have avoided it in first place. Was working Tues night and some girl gave me her number, don't give a shit, whereas back then it would be last pussy on earth I'd get even if I was pulling whores every week. Self-confidence is earned I guess, just cost me a lot.

sometimes you get wrapped up in someone, and you can't see the forest for the trees...it happens to everyone man.
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Post by: Master Blaster on July 17, 2014, 09:13:24 PM
Magic call of the titties.

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Post by: FermiDirac on July 17, 2014, 09:54:11 PM
Went from whale to a standard skinny fat chick.

Zero muscle tone.  :-X

Would still hit though.
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Post by: kyomu on July 18, 2014, 01:30:00 AM
And shock horror she dumped him once she lost the weight

(http://oi58.tinypic.com/rqvos9.jpg)
I saw this case numerous times around me.
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Post by: Papper on July 18, 2014, 09:17:28 AM
Why is it every mans dream to start with a fatty who becomes better?

Why not dream of getting a victoria secrets model off the bat? Preferrably stolen from a celebrity
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Post by: Kwon_2 on July 18, 2014, 09:19:32 AM
Why is it every mans dream to start with a fatty who becomes better?


That's not every man's dream.

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Post by: el numero uno on July 20, 2014, 09:35:29 PM
Why is it every mans dream to start with a fatty who becomes better?

Why not dream of getting a victoria secrets model off the bat? Preferrably stolen from a celebrity

I guess a lot of guys think that those girls would be loyal just because they liked them when they were out of shape.
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Post by: visualizeperfection on July 20, 2014, 09:37:28 PM
might be a good setup, loyal girl etc. retained some of the fat girl traits, loyatly, hopefully doesnt realize how hot she is etc etc.


but I couldnt be seen affectionately in public just one time with a whale
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 20, 2014, 09:46:28 PM
might be a good setup, loyal girl etc. retained some of the fat girl traits, loyatly, hopefully doesnt realize how hot she is etc etc.


but I couldnt be seen affectionately in public just one time with a whale

Sometimes I get embarrassed if there's a ham beast in front of me in line at the super market. I purposefully stand an obnoxious distance away and angle my body 90 degrees to the side in order to evade any possibility of confusion that we are together.

I'm not proud of myself.
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Post by: visualizeperfection on July 20, 2014, 10:11:42 PM
Sometimes I get embarrassed if there's a ham beast in front of me in line at the super market. I purposefully stand an obnoxious distance away and angle my body 90 degrees to the side in order to evade any possibility of confusion that we are together.

I'm not proud of myself.

Next time do the right thing, touch every single one of her purchase choices, examine the nutrition facts, scowl at her whenever there is an undesirable item.

Be sure to include the following phrases "are you sure this is a good idea" "do you really need four of those?" "I bet that tastes good" etc.

If she gives you any sort of uppity empowered female attitude, be sure put a swift halt to that. I recommend carrying a spray bottle filled with water. Give her a squirt or two on the face.... watch how quick that shecuntfatty sassin' gets extinguished. 
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Post by: Frank Clairmonte on July 20, 2014, 10:14:45 PM
Woman are much more worse than men when it comes to selling their body and soul, they go only after money. Men can marry absolutely broke ass girl but not gonna happen otherwise.
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 20, 2014, 10:18:32 PM
Next time do the right thing, touch every single one of her purchase choices, examine the nutrition facts, scowl at her whenever there is an undesirable item.

Be sure to include the following phrases "are you sure this is a good idea" "do you really need four of those?" "I bet that tastes good" etc.

If she gives you any sort of uppity empowered female attitude, be sure put a swift halt to that. I recommend carrying a spray bottle filled with water. Give her a squirt or two on the face.... watch how quick that shecuntfatty sassin' gets extinguished. 

LMAO!!!
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Post by: bigmikecox on July 21, 2014, 08:09:39 AM
I like the chubby version better
Title: Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 21, 2014, 08:26:07 AM
I like the chubby version better

How surprising, hearing that from you  ;D
Title: Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
Post by: Natural Man on July 21, 2014, 08:27:45 AM
Guy won the lottery

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad5faef6d746151928013dfe080e3b16/tumblr_mgy2coNoLU1s31chko1_1280.jpg)
then she leaves for a good looking guy.
Title: Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 21, 2014, 08:31:01 AM
then she leaves for a good looking guy.
(http://oi58.tinypic.com/rqvos9.jpg)
Title: Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
Post by: Natural Man on July 21, 2014, 08:38:16 AM
(http://oi58.tinypic.com/rqvos9.jpg)
yeah saw that after i posted lol. Oh well.
Title: Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
Post by: el numero uno on July 21, 2014, 08:42:04 AM
I like the chubby version better

You don't, it's just that you know you'd have no chance with the slim version.
Title: Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 21, 2014, 08:46:09 AM
You don't, it's just that you know you'd have no chance with the slim version.

You don't know Big Mike Cox!
Title: Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
Post by: Nails on July 21, 2014, 08:48:17 AM
  she still swallowed the nerds semen


fat girls will eat anything
Title: Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
Post by: Roger Bacon on July 21, 2014, 09:13:00 AM
I know it's always been my dream to date a fat bitch and have her turn into a bulimic whore that cheats on me. Wouldn't that be nice.
Title: Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
Post by: 240 is Back on July 21, 2014, 09:34:47 AM
Next time do the right thing, touch every single one of her purchase choices, examine the nutrition facts, scowl at her whenever there is an undesirable item.

Be sure to include the following phrases "are you sure this is a good idea" "do you really need four of those?" "I bet that tastes good" etc.

If she gives you any sort of uppity empowered female attitude, be sure put a swift halt to that. I recommend carrying a spray bottle filled with water. Give her a squirt or two on the face.... watch how quick that shecuntfatty sassin' gets extinguished. 

Girls will 100% respect a man that tells them the truth.  They see them as an equal, or better.

most dudes will tell a girl, "Oh, your ass is perfect" but she will be tossing and turning at night, thinking about your comment of "You are hot, but if you don't start squatting and using lunges soon, your ass is going to really become average quickly" or "it's nice, but you need that perch that comes from deadlifts and leg pressing".

Compliments roll of the back so quickly.  Honesty really stings, and makes you intriguing.  Try to be very brief and curt with the hottest girl in every room.   Don't stare, flirt, etc, cause every man is doing that.   She'll wonder what is on your mind that is more important than her...
Title: Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
Post by: el numero uno on July 21, 2014, 09:47:17 AM
Girls will 100% respect a man that tells them the truth.  They see them as an equal, or better.

most dudes will tell a girl, "Oh, your ass is perfect" but she will be tossing and turning at night, thinking about your comment of "You are hot, but if you don't start squatting and using lunges soon, your ass is going to really become average quickly" or "it's nice, but you need that perch that comes from deadlifts and leg pressing".

Compliments roll of the back so quickly.  Honesty really stings, and makes you intriguing.  Try to be very brief and curt with the hottest girl in every room.   Don't stare, flirt, etc, cause every man is doing that.   She'll wonder what is on your mind that is more important than her...

I guess it's true but sometimes it's hard to know whether you're trolling or not.  :D
Title: Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
Post by: 240 is Back on July 21, 2014, 10:38:30 AM
I guess it's true but sometimes it's hard to know whether you're trolling or not.  :D


haha it is true.  Girls have their asses kissed, and they're hit on, 24/7, by every swinging dick they see.

Best way to get closer to them is to treat them as an equal, with total honesty.   "I'm looking fat today" is what they may say - most dudes will respond with "no, you're beautiful".   It may be better to respond with "You're probably holding a little water... did you have a lot of sodium with lunch?"   Appear 100% authentic, honest, and reliable.  And you're an equal.  You don't need to suck up to get laid.
Title: Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
Post by: ChopperRider on July 21, 2014, 10:42:50 AM
And shock horror she dumped him once she lost the weight

(http://oi58.tinypic.com/rqvos9.jpg)

Why the outrage.....for fuck's sake, men have been dumping chicks that gain weight since the beginning of time? So this one chick went the opposite way, big deal.

When she gains 30 lbs back (and she will) , that limp-dicked metrosexual little homo will dump her like week old lawn clippings.
Title: Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
Post by: mik1111 on July 21, 2014, 01:05:29 PM

haha it is true.  Girls have their asses kissed, and they're hit on, 24/7, by every swinging dick they see.

Best way to get closer to them is to treat them as an equal, with total honesty.   "I'm looking fat today" is what they may say - most dudes will respond with "no, you're beautiful".   It may be better to respond with "You're probably holding a little water... did you have a lot of sodium with lunch?"   Appear 100% authentic, honest, and reliable.  And you're an equal.  You don't need to suck up to get laid.
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Title: Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
Post by: JediTerminator on July 21, 2014, 01:39:29 PM
She upgraded. I bet you she was getting some looks when she lost the weight. That's one of the reasons why men and women don't want the other person to change in terms of losing weight and looking their best. Because they then have "options" that they may deem better than what they have now.

even if the options aren't so much "better" persay. it's the temptation of the forbidden fruit.