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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2014, 12:45:19 AM »
reminds me of my first love... when she got herself looking like a super dime, I felt really intimidated because I knew every man with a cock would want that ass... I know it's beta shit but what can I say, I hated her when she looked super duper ultra hot if I didn't look relatively as good at the same time, I could not be proud of her and enjoy it like I should have as a partner. And she knew she was ultra hot, but she wasn't a slag and that's why she was really annoyed of my insecurity. Maybe because my sexuality wasn't up to par with hers that I felt that way, but we had 'real love' tho. I pushed it away because I was a real head case with a lot of 'things'.

Selfishness, narcissism and bad self-esteem = break up

Its because you used to worship the devil  :D :D
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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2014, 12:53:41 AM »
She will get back to "whaling" in no time.

She's hardly skinny, she's gone from morbidly obese to average size.
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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2014, 01:01:34 AM »
She will become whalish again, once they start a family..

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2014, 01:09:38 AM »
I hope that little fucking nerd turns into a billionaire

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2014, 02:11:08 AM »
I hope that little fucking nerd turns into a billionaire
the would lead the whale right back to the ocean

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2014, 02:26:25 AM »
She will get back to "whaling" in no time.

She's hardly skinny, she's gone from morbidly obese to average size.

Ah yes.

She will, likely has stretch marks. Lose skin. And also never lost the fatterisms including poor hygiene. Stinky pussy. Poops a lot. etc.


she most likely could give a great blowjob, not that the first kid ever got one.

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2014, 03:28:25 AM »
She will get back to "whaling" in no time.

She's hardly skinny, she's gone from morbidly obese to average size.

Average? She looks great in the second pic, in the latest one with the new BF she looks too skinny

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2014, 03:43:36 AM »
the would lead the whale right back to the ocean

hahahahahahaha

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #33 on: July 17, 2014, 04:24:25 AM »
He's better off without her.

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #34 on: July 17, 2014, 02:30:41 PM »
She will become whalish again, once they start a family..
Will gain 60 lbs of fat for each pregnancy....and then some in between.

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #35 on: July 17, 2014, 02:36:06 PM »
That is why I am happy that I am a big muscular handsome guy so all the hotties feel that its a big deal to hook up with me.

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #36 on: July 17, 2014, 02:36:51 PM »
Guy won the lottery



My dream has always been that one of the shallow hotties I date would turn into a whale and develop a personality.

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #37 on: July 17, 2014, 02:45:59 PM »
Its because you used to worship the devil  :D :D

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the devil worship came into picture long after the break up, when I joined in getbig... it was my first gimmick wave, now I have no gimmicks  ;D

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #38 on: July 17, 2014, 02:51:10 PM »
The do not lift.

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #39 on: July 17, 2014, 02:55:49 PM »
he missed the boat of opportunity.

all he had to do was join her in her quest...add some pounds..and they'd still be together.

you lot blame her... she's the one who made all the changes!

meanwhile he sat back and enjoyed the ride.

if it was the other way around, you'd all be backing the guy...classic mob mentality.

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #40 on: July 17, 2014, 03:07:04 PM »
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Right so these fuckers is straight infamous, becuase they all horny as fuck.   Basically the idea for The Five blacks came about because of their youngest member of this group of friends Hierro who was 22 at the time, and he was a virgin, he didnt partake in any parts of pussy.

So they paid a pro to go into a hotel and fuck his brains out.. they secretly recorded the footage of the sex, and enjoyed what they saw and they showed him the tape.. they hired that same girl to come to the same room.. only instead of one guy.. there was five, and she got plucked.. and that was  The Five blacks Fucking brazil volume 1..  Long story short, they thought someone would buy the footage because it was gangbanging nastyness.  And they were right..

So they got braver and started doing the shit on the regular.. some episodes they'd film and some they'd film-to-sell.  Hierro got the name Hero.  And the others came up with funky shit like Mummy and Ninja and that type shit. And the episodes got a kind of cult following because in some of the early shit.. the fucking was raw.. as in some of them was fucking the girl/girls like they was on [SERIOUS] pussy deprivation.    Around the time of the 10th volume there was talk that they was gonna get sponsored.. by an official porn studio.. they never did really.. they did get into some low budget shit but they remained as more of a bootleg shit..

By Vol 17 Hero and Ninja was fucking all over the place and in all kinds of ways, and had both got HiV at the time, but didnt know it, they never got checked.  They fucked raw and that was it.   The shit continued and the time passed.. and Ninja died ..from a gunshot wound, it was only around vol 20 that Hero knew he had the disease.. and he died a year later.. another one of the crew died the same year.. by that time there was vol 23, the other members of the group tried to bring some people in to try and replicate the shit but it didnt work and it flopped and so vol 24 was the last hurrah of the Five blacks.

The volume Shogun is dropping is Volume 13 Shogun has this on VHS, on his cut here there isnt the chat where hero convinces her to have sex, while they flirt on the beach..

oe cares about who is who.. Hero is the dude at the start with the black ju-jitsu shirt on.. and ninja is the one with the batman style mask on..  The setup is always the same.  They either directly call a pro... they go into a favela and look for hoes.. which is real.. they nearly get shot while looking for one in volume 8.   Or they try and chat up a female on the beach.. or pay her.. take em back to a hotel or slumroom they have preped in anticipation and fuck her or have as much fun as they can for 1-2 hours.

So just sit back and check out some goofball amateurs who were sex crazed and fucking useless and if at any point you see them as weak - just remember.. most of em are dead now LOL. Oops.   But they were liked because they really did go and just pick up N chat up [and fuck up] ordinary street bitches.

Anyway fuck all that ish - check the perverts at work.

Hold Dat.

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #41 on: July 17, 2014, 03:41:19 PM »
he missed the boat of opportunity.

all he had to do was join her in her quest...add some pounds..and they'd still be together.

you lot blame her... she's the one who made all the changes!

meanwhile he sat back and enjoyed the ride.

if it was the other way around, you'd all be backing the guy...classic mob mentality.

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #42 on: July 17, 2014, 04:05:36 PM »
reminds me of my first love... when she got herself looking like a super dime, I felt really intimidated because I knew every man with a cock would want that ass... I know it's beta shit but what can I say, I hated her when she looked super duper ultra hot if I didn't look relatively as good at the same time, I could not be proud of her and enjoy it like I should have as a partner. And she knew she was ultra hot, but she wasn't a slag and that's why she was really annoyed of my insecurity. Maybe because my sexuality wasn't up to par with hers that I felt that way, but we had 'real love' tho. I pushed it away because I was a real head case with a lot of 'things'.

Selfishness, narcissism and bad self-esteem = break up

Wow, me at 19 personified. Except she was a 10/10 to start and I put on 2 stone  ;D


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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #43 on: July 17, 2014, 04:19:46 PM »
Will gain 60 lbs of fat for each pregnancy....and then some in between.

Kids screw your sex life..

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #44 on: July 17, 2014, 04:43:43 PM »
Wow, me at 19 personified. Except she was a 10/10 to start and I put on 2 stone  ;D



well I was 21, she was 30, a real dime, believe me. She had that 'woman' figure and she wasn't superficial at all... she met me in the gym 3 months after an 8 year marriage (although they weren't officially married because they didn't believe in 'marriage') with a man she made two kids with, so at the end she was a very experienced woman who was just tired of my bullshit... I believe we had real love because there was nothing we didn't do, even with her kids too, but love if anything requires work and commitment. It was one helluva year in my life. But as a grown mature woman she had to make a cold choice and let me go, who knows what could've would've happened if we stayed together, would I have changed? Would I have shown her that I could be 100% commited to the relationship without any fuck shit? oh well

She was all there for me too, but back then I lived with my mama :D, so I always had the safe place to go away from her everyday life with her kids, who also loved me. So I'm sure she loved me and I had the chance to get a woman who can't be bought by nothing, but I took it for granted at the end and thought I could keep this up forever and I never had the balls to be a man and make a hard choice to take them in my life, so in other words I wasted everyone's time.... oh well... at least I experienced the fiery love of a grown mature woman, it was a great first love  ;D



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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #45 on: July 17, 2014, 05:07:49 PM »
well I was 21, she was 30, a real dime, believe me. She had that 'woman' figure and she wasn't superficial at all... she met me in the gym 3 months after an 8 year marriage (although they weren't officially married because they didn't believe in 'marriage') with a man she made two kids with, so at the end she was a very experienced woman who was just tired of my bullshit... I believe we had real love because there was nothing we didn't do, even with her kids too, but love if anything requires work and commitment. It was one helluva year in my life. But as a grown mature woman she had to make a cold choice and let me go, who knows what could've would've happened if we stayed together, would I have changed? Would I have shown her that I could be 100% commited to the relationship without any fuck shit? oh well

She was all there for me too, but back then I lived with my mama :D, so I always had the safe place to go away from her everyday life with her kids, who also loved me. So I'm sure she loved me and I had the chance to get a woman who can't be bought by nothing, but I took it for granted at the end and thought I could keep this up forever and I never had the balls to be a man and make a hard choice to take them in my life, so in other words I wasted everyone's time.... oh well... at least I experienced the fiery love of a grown mature woman, it was a great first love  ;D



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OK she sounded like a good woman, I was with a slag with 3 kids who became a grandmother at 32. I couldn't stand her kid and she was a lifetime welfare sponge which I found resentful. Also I had (have) 2 degrees and a master's degree, she left school at 14 yet said she was intelligent which led to so much eye rolling I got dizzy. She had one thing going for her, tits, and I was dumb enough to think that was enough. I've since grown up to match my education.

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #46 on: July 17, 2014, 05:16:14 PM »
OK she sounded like a good woman, I was with a slag with 3 kids who became a grandmother at 32. I couldn't stand her kid and she was a lifetime welfare sponge which I found resentful. Also I had (have) 2 degrees and a master's degree, she left school at 14 yet said she was intelligent which led to so much eye rolling I got dizzy. She had one thing going for her, tits, and I was dumb enough to think that was enough. I've since grown up to match my education.

man that sounds rough. I can't handle that shit at all, she must have been a really good release of emotions  ;D.

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #47 on: July 17, 2014, 05:34:23 PM »
man that sounds rough. I can't handle that shit at all, she must have been a really good release of emotions  ;D.

Nah she was just opposite of gf I had, ie took drugs, didn't mind me taking stuff etc etc. Awful gf material. Lesson learned after €40k or so spent on rent and supporting her and her kid for a year before I kicked her to curb.

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #48 on: July 17, 2014, 05:40:10 PM »
Nah she was just opposite of gf I had, ie took drugs, didn't mind me taking stuff etc etc. Awful gf material. Lesson learned after €40k or so spent on rent and supporting her and her kid for a year before I kicked her to curb.

holy shit  :o

congrats on your new life, really  8)

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Re: Every mans dream, guys dates whale that diets and turns to hottie
« Reply #49 on: July 17, 2014, 05:40:25 PM »
My dream has always been that one of the shallow hotties I date would turn into a whale and develop a personality.

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