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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: King Shizzo on August 20, 2014, 03:26:55 PM
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Here is the link: http://www.dumblaws.com/ (http://www.dumblaws.com/)
I will start with a few from my lovely state of Florida. I will then pick the most retarded from each state in alphabetical order.
They also have an international list (in case the UK is interested)
Florida
* The term “motor vehicle” was revised to exclude swamp buggies, deregulating the primary mode of transportation in the state.
* You may not fart in a public place after 6 Pm.
* You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
* It is considered an offense to shower naked.
* Oral sex is illegal.
I call for a riot if any of these laws are enforced in Florida :D
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Why? No one would suck your dick nor let you kiss their breast?
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Why? No one would suck your dick nor let you kiss their breast?
Check my PM's ;D
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Check my PM's ;D
The poster no one asked to suck your dick? ;D
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alabama (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alabama)
Alabama
* Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
* Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
* You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
* Incestuous marriages are legal. (I don't think they enforce this in Alabama ;D)
* Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alaska (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alaska)
Alaska
* While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
* Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
* It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/arizona
Arizona
* You may not have more than two dildos in a house. (Sorry Groink)
* When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
* It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
* Hunting camels is prohibited.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/arkansas (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/arkansas)
Arkansas
* A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
* A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
* It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly.
* Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
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Stop with the copy and paste threads. We know the website...we'll go there if we want to read it.
HTH
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/california (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/california)
California
* Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
* California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates. (That means you Chaos)
* It’s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time.
* Film producers must have permission from a pediatrician before filming a child under the age of one month.
* Bathhouses are against the law. ( lots of Cali Getbiggers breaking the law here)
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Stop with the copy and paste threads. We know the website...we'll go there if we want to read it.
HTH
As long as I provide the link, I am allowed to post interesting info.
Please stop hating.
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Here is the link: http://www.dumblaws.com/ (http://www.dumblaws.com/)
I will start with a few from my lovely state of Florida. I will then pick the most retarded from each state in alphabetical order.
They also have an international list (in case the UK is interested)
Florida
* The term “motor vehicle” was revised to exclude swamp buggies, deregulating the primary mode of transportation in the state.
* You may not fart in a public place after 6 Pm.
* You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
* It is considered an offense to shower naked.
* Oral sex is illegal.
I call for a riot if any of these laws are enforced in Florida :D
no wonder i have an arrest warrant in florida
for some shit i have no idea what
but every time i fly through international they put me in that room then let me go after making me sit for 30 minutes or so
dumb f@ggots
arrest warrant in florida = adult hide and seek
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As long as I provide the link, I am allowed to post interesting info.
Please stop hating.
Fuck you punk. Take your shit to the zoo.
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Here is the link: http://www.dumblaws.com/ (http://www.dumblaws.com/)
I will start with a few from my lovely state of Florida. I will then pick the most retarded from each state in alphabetical order.
They also have an international list (in case the UK is interested)
Florida
* The term “motor vehicle” was revised to exclude swamp buggies, deregulating the primary mode of transportation in the state.
* You may not fart in a public place after 6 Pm.
* You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
* It is considered an offense to shower naked.
* Oral sex is illegal.
I call for a riot if any of these laws are enforced in Florida :D
Dubai has the dumbest and most stupidest laws.
-Sex is only allowed if couple are married yet the place is absolutely rife with Russian and Asian prostitutes and police turn blind eye to it.
- If the catch you even with smoking half a joint or any drugs you will instantly go to prison for very long times, like 5 years + for smoking just one joint but steroids are no problem....they like bodybuilders there....lol
-No holding hands with girls or touching or kissing in public.
- Cant buy booze from shops but can get smashed off your head in bars, hotels and clubs.
- Watching porn carries prison sentence and has zero tolerance policy.
- If you have a dildo its illegal and u can go to jail
- Has the best and richest horse racing in the world but absolutely no gambling is allowed. (Although huge illegal gambling is done on private boats)
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Fuck you punk. Take your shit to the zoo.
You can keep the zoo.
Please stop spamming the thread.
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Dubai has the dumbest and most stupidest laws.
-Sex is only allowed if couple are married yet the place if absolutely rife with Russian and Asian prostitutes and police turn blind eye to it.
- If the catch you even with smoking half a joint or any drugs you will instantly go to prison for very long times, like 5 years + for smoking just one joint but steroids are no problem....they like bodybuilders there....lol
-No holding hands with girls or touching or kissing in public.
- Cant buy booze from shops but can get smashed off your head in bars, hotels and clubs.
- Watching porn carries prison sentence and has zero tolerance policy.
- If you have a dildo its illegal and u can go to jail
- Has the best and richest horse racing even in the world but absolutely no gambling is allowed. (Although huge illegal gambling is done on private boats)
See Wolfox...... You can stay relevant if you want to.
Anyone is free to add any related info they want.
Any discussions about the stupidity of said laws are also encouraged.
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You can keep the zoo.
Please stop spamming the thread.
Ill shit in your thread anytime i want, bitch. Youre in the wrong section...this is the g&o for bodybuilding and fitness.
No one gives a shit about these retarded forgotten laws ....they are rarely ever enforced.
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Ill shit in your thread anytime i want, bitch. Youre in the wrong section...this is the g&o for bodybuilding and fitness.
No one gives a shit about these retarded forgotten laws ....they are rarely ever enforced.
Feel free to keep looking like an ass. If you are not interested, please stop posting in this thread.
Where this thread potentially ends up, does not matter.
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Dubai has the dumbest and most stupidest laws.
-Sex is only allowed if couple are married yet the place if absolutely rife with Russian and Asian prostitutes and police turn blind eye to it.
- If the catch you even with smoking half a joint or any drugs you will instantly go to prison for very long times, like 5 years + for smoking just one joint but steroids are no problem....they like bodybuilders there....lol
-No holding hands with girls or touching or kissing in public.
- Cant buy booze from shops but can get smashed off your head in bars, hotels and clubs.
- Watching porn carries prison sentence and has zero tolerance policy.
- If you have a dildo its illegal and u can go to jail
- Has the best and richest horse racing even in the world but absolutely no gambling is allowed. (Although huge illegal gambling is done on private boats)
bar the dildo and horse gambling my life would be hell in dubai.
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Feel free to keep looking like an ass. If you are not interested, please stop posting in this thread.
Where this thread potentially ends up, does not matter.
You shit in other peoples threads so im just returning the favor. Don't have a meltdown bitch.
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You shit in other peoples threads so im just returning the favor. Don't have a meltdown bitch.
Smart people show respect to certain threads.
You either like it or you don't. This isn't some random thread, so talking a bunch of shit makes no sense.
Have a good day sir.
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See Wolfox...... You can stay relevant if you want to.
Anyone is free to add any related info they want.
Any discussions about the stupidity of said laws are also encouraged.
I thought I'd throw you a bone for old times sakes.
How many shots are you on right now? I am being serious.
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bar the dildo and horse gambling my life would be hell in dubai.
The dildo is not a problem for me but the online gambling is ;)
All gambling and porn sites blocked in Dubai...even Getbig is banned....lol and they ban most the proxy servers quite quickly
So I have to use my office VPN which ends up being slow as fuck.
Worst broadband speeds ever in Dubai.
I mean fucking everything else is world class and the best but they can't seem to get the fucking broadband right ::)
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I thought I'd throw you a bone for old times sakes.
How many shots are you on right now? I am being serious.
I am done addressing you directly. Feel free to contribute if you can stay on topic.
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I am done addressing you directly. Feel free to contribute if you can stay on topic.
Just be yourself, this retarded act is not going to get you the mod position in Zoo.
If Ron loves you its because of who you are not some idiotic persona you are now trying to create. He's too smart for that.
Relax chief have fun and enjoy yourself. When you are ready to apologize I might accept it......for the billionth time
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Just be yourself, this retarded act is not going to get you the mod position in Zoo.
If Ron loves you its because of who you are not some idiotic persona you are now trying to create. He's too smart for that.
Relax chief have fun and enjoy yourself. When you are ready to apologize I might accept it......for the billionth time
Stop posting about posting.
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The dildo is not a problem for me but the online gambling is ;)
All gambling and porn sites blocked in Dubai...even Getbig is banned....lol and they ban most the proxy servers quite quickly
So I have to use my office VPN which ends up being slow as fuck.
Worst broadband speeds ever in Dubai.
I mean fucking everything else is world class and the best but they can't seem to get the fucking broadband right ::)
My isp bans kickass torrents so I use tor. Feels great downloading movies on a service intended to help oppressed people.
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Stupid Indiana liquor laws!
* A liquor store cannot sell cold soft drinks. They can sell warm though. if you want cold they have coke machines outside.
* Grocery stores cannot sell cold beer. You can only buy cold beer at a liquor store or bar with carry out.
* Liquor stores cannot be open on a Sunday. Grocery stores cannot sell any type of liquor on Sunday. BUT you can go to a bar or restaurant and drink all day and night long. But you cannot buy carry out from them.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/colorado (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/colorado)
Colorado
* One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
* Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
* It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
* Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/connecticut (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/connecticut)
Connecticut
* You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
* Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
* It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
* In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/delaware (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/delaware)
Delaware
* “R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
* It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
It appears that Delaware is light on stupid state laws. However, I will point out a couple of stupid city laws within Delaware.
Rehoboth Beach
* Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
South Bethany
* All persons must carry a bag with them at all times when they walk their dog in case said dog “poops”, or risk a $100 fine.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/georgia (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/georgia)
Georgia
* You cannot live on a boat for more than 30 days during the calendar year, even if just passing through the state
* The term “sadomasochistic abuse” is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.
* It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
* Signs are required to be written in English. (Not a dumb rule at all)
* Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/hawaii (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/hawaii)
Hawaii
* You may only have one alcoholic drink in front of you at a time.
* All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
* Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.
* In Hawaii you will be fined for riding in the back of a passenger car without a seatbelt, however you can ride in the bed of a pickup truck with no safety equipment.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/idaho (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/idaho)
Idaho
* Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
* You may not fish on a camel’s back.
* Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
Idaho state laws are a little light, so I will add a couple of silly city laws within the state.
Coeur d Alene
* If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.
Pocatello
* A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/illinois (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/illinois)
Illinois
* It is against the law to have sex with a corpse in Illinois
* You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
* It is illegal to hang “obstructions” form the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc.
* Those under 21 can drink legally, but they must be enrolled in a culinary program to do so.
* Sex offenders in Illinois are prohibited from participating in holiday events like handing out candy at Halloween and Easter or dressing like Santa at Christmas, except under specific circumstances. (not a dumb law)
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/illinois (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/illinois)
Illinois
* It is against the law to have sex with a corpse in Illinois
* You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
* It is illegal to hang “obstructions” form the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc.
* Those under 21 can drink legally, but they must be enrolled in a culinary program to do so.
* Sex offenders in Illinois are prohibited from participating in holiday events like handing out candy at Halloween and Easter or dressing like Santa at Christmas, except under specific circumstances. (not a dumb law)
These laws are not dumb.
You, however, are dumb. As a rock.
Let me help you here:
1 -You can't fuck dead people. No explanation needed.
2- Homeless people fucking suck. But I understand your empathy, you will be there soon.
3- You need to be able to see out of your fucking car in order to drive safely. If I were a cop I would pull every single guy over for bumper stickers in the window, shit hanging from the mirror and tint. If you have a phone in your hand be prepared for some Police brutality.
4- They can TASTE WINE, you being a Walmart employee would not understand the intricacies of wine and food pairings but it is important to have the menu and wine list work together. Not sure why you would care about this when you are too broke to afford a meal and too ugly to get a date.
5- Wow. Diddlers can't dress up like people children want to follow home. This is straining credibility. ???
I won't say it.
But. ???
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These laws are not dumb.
You, however, are dumb. As a rock.
Let me help you here:
1 -You can't fuck dead people. No explanation needed.
2- Homeless people fucking suck. But I understand your empathy, you will be there soon.
3- You need to be able to see out of your fucking car in order to drive safely. If I were a cop I would pull every single guy over for bumper stickers in the window, shit hanging from the mirror and tint. If you have a phone in your hand be prepared for some Police brutality.
4- They can TASTE WINE, you being a Walmart employee would not understand the intricacies of wine and food pairings but it is important to have the menu and wine list work together. Not sure why you would care about this when you are too broke to afford a meal and too ugly to get a date.
5- Wow. Diddlers can't dress up like people children want to follow home. This is straining credibility. ???
I won't say it.
But. ???
Lol.
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;D ??? :P :-X :D
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/indiana (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/indiana)
Indiana
* It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
* If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
* Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
* “Spiteful Gossip” and “talking behind a person’s back” are illegal.
* One may not sniff glue.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/indiana (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/indiana)
Indiana
* It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
* If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
* Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
* “Spiteful Gossip” and “talking behind a person’s back” are illegal.
* One may not sniff glue.
Holy shit! I broke every one of those laws by noon today. I guess I better turn myself in. ;D
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/connecticut (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/connecticut)
Connecticut
* You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
http://vimeo.com/50872582
This is not on youtube.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/iowa (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/iowa)
Iowa
* It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
* A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. (Sorry Ro)
* One-armed piano players must perform for free.
* Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
* Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the disease’s “probable origin”.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/kansas (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/kansas)
Kansas
* If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
* Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
* Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
* No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
* The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/kentucky (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/kentucky)
Kentucky
* One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
* It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
Here are some dumb city Laws:
Fort Thomas
* Dogs may not molest cars.
Owensboro
* One may not receive anal sex.
* A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/louisiana (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/louisiana)
Louisiana
* “Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.
* It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.
* Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.
* Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.
* Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.
* One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city’s water supply.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/maine (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/maine)
Maine
* Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
* You may not step out of a plane in flight.
* After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
Some city laws:
Augusta
* To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.
Biddeford
* No person may roller skate on a sidewalk.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/maryland (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/maryland)
Maryland
* Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
* Thistles may not grow in one’s yard.
I am surprised by the lack of stupid laws for certain states. Maybe the others should take note? Here are a few city laws:
Baltimore
* It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. (Sorry Getbig)
* It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
Rockville
* Persons may not swear while on the highway.
* Citizens may not swim in the public fountains within the city limits.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/massachusetts (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/massachusetts)
Massachusetts
* It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.
* Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
* At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
* An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
* Quakers and witches are banned.
* Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
* A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/michigan (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/michigan)
Michigan
* No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
* A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
* It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
* Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/minnesota (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/minnesota)
Minnesota
* The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance.
* It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.
* It is illegal to sleep naked.
* All bathtubs must have feet.
* All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/minnesota (http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/minnesota)
Minnesota
* The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance.
* It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.
* It is illegal to sleep naked.
* All bathtubs must have feet.
* All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
chill Shizzo all of Minnesotta's laws are good. Don't talk badly about Minnesota ever again. I swear to god. You have upset me and my mother this morning. She is upset. I showed her this post. Are you implying that all bath tubs must NOT have feet? OR that some can and some can't? How could that work you fool?
And why the hell would anyone want to sleep naked? What if you need to pee? idiot bet you didn't think this through
as for the loitering around buildings, that is obviously aliens.
and motercycles must wear shirts? i think motorcycles should have to wear fucking turtlenecks and then a burka over it
you are a real fool shizzo. you upset my mother this morning and she just ran off into the forrest. i'll be right back
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http://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/what-every-us-state-is-the-worst-at
What every US state is the worst at