Dumb state laws still in effect.

[King Shizzo]

Here is the link: http://www.dumblaws.com/

I will start with a few from my lovely state of Florida. I will then pick the most retarded from each state in alphabetical order.

They also have an international list (in case the UK is interested)


Florida


* The term “motor vehicle” was revised to exclude swamp buggies, deregulating the primary mode of transportation in the state.

* You may not fart in a public place after 6 Pm.

* You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.

* It is considered an offense to shower naked.

* Oral sex is illegal.

I call for a riot if any of these laws are enforced in Florida 

[Lustral]

Why? No one would suck your dick nor let you kiss their breast?

[King Shizzo]

Why? No one would suck your dick nor let you kiss their breast?

Check my PM's 

[Lustral]

Check my PM's 

The poster no one asked to suck your dick? 

[King Shizzo]

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alabama

Alabama


* Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

* Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

* You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

* Incestuous marriages are legal. (I don't think they enforce this in Alabama  )

* Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

[King Shizzo]

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alaska

Alaska


* While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

* Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

* It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

[King Shizzo]

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/arizona

Arizona


* You may not have more than two dildos in a house. (Sorry Groink)

* When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

* It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

* Hunting camels is prohibited.

[King Shizzo]

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/arkansas

Arkansas


* A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

* A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

* It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly.

* Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

[Wolfox]

Stop with the copy and paste threads. We know the website...we'll go there if we want to read it.

HTH

[King Shizzo]

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/california


California


* Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

* California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates. (That means you Chaos)

* It’s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time.

* Film producers must have permission from a pediatrician before filming a child under the age of one month.

* Bathhouses are against the law. ( lots of Cali Getbiggers breaking the law here)

[King Shizzo]

Stop with the copy and paste threads. We know the website...we'll go there if we want to read it.

HTH

As long as I provide the link, I am allowed to post interesting info.

Please stop hating.

[Var City]

Here is the link: http://www.dumblaws.com/

I will start with a few from my lovely state of Florida. I will then pick the most retarded from each state in alphabetical order.

They also have an international list (in case the UK is interested)


Florida


* The term “motor vehicle” was revised to exclude swamp buggies, deregulating the primary mode of transportation in the state.

* You may not fart in a public place after 6 Pm.

* You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.

* It is considered an offense to shower naked.

* Oral sex is illegal.

I call for a riot if any of these laws are enforced in Florida 

no wonder i have an arrest warrant in florida

for some shit i have no idea what

but every time i fly through international they put me in that room then let me go after making me sit for 30 minutes or so

dumb f@ggots

arrest warrant in florida = adult hide and seek

[Wolfox]

As long as I provide the link, I am allowed to post interesting info.

Please stop hating.

Fuck you punk. Take your shit to the zoo.

[Uncle Junior]

Here is the link: http://www.dumblaws.com/

I will start with a few from my lovely state of Florida. I will then pick the most retarded from each state in alphabetical order.

They also have an international list (in case the UK is interested)


Florida


* The term “motor vehicle” was revised to exclude swamp buggies, deregulating the primary mode of transportation in the state.

* You may not fart in a public place after 6 Pm.

* You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.

* It is considered an offense to shower naked.

* Oral sex is illegal.

I call for a riot if any of these laws are enforced in Florida  

Dubai has the dumbest and most stupidest laws.

-Sex is only allowed if couple are married yet the place is absolutely rife with Russian and Asian prostitutes and police turn blind eye to it.
 - If the catch you even with smoking half a joint or any drugs you will instantly go to prison for very long times, like 5 years + for smoking just one joint but steroids are no problem....they like bodybuilders there....lol
-No holding hands with girls or touching or kissing in public.
- Cant buy booze from shops but can get smashed off your head in bars, hotels and clubs.
- Watching porn carries prison sentence and has zero tolerance policy.
- If you have a dildo its illegal and u can go to jail
- Has the best and richest horse racing in the world but absolutely no gambling is allowed. (Although huge illegal gambling is done on private boats)

[King Shizzo]

Fuck you punk. Take your shit to the zoo.

You can keep the zoo.

Please stop spamming the thread.

[King Shizzo]

Dubai has the dumbest and most stupidest laws.

-Sex is only allowed if couple are married yet the place if absolutely rife with Russian and Asian prostitutes and police turn blind eye to it.
 - If the catch you even with smoking half a joint or any drugs you will instantly go to prison for very long times, like 5 years + for smoking just one joint but steroids are no problem....they like bodybuilders there....lol
-No holding hands with girls or touching or kissing in public.
- Cant buy booze from shops but can get smashed off your head in bars, hotels and clubs.
- Watching porn carries prison sentence and has zero tolerance policy.
- If you have a dildo its illegal and u can go to jail
- Has the best and richest horse racing even in the world but absolutely no gambling is allowed. (Although huge illegal gambling is done on private boats)

See Wolfox...... You can stay relevant if you want to.

Anyone is free to add any related info they want.

Any discussions about the stupidity of said laws are also encouraged.

[Wolfox]

You can keep the zoo.

Please stop spamming the thread.

Ill shit in your thread anytime i want, bitch. Youre in the wrong section...this is the g&o for bodybuilding and fitness.

No one gives a shit about these retarded forgotten laws ....they are rarely ever enforced.

[King Shizzo]

Ill shit in your thread anytime i want, bitch. Youre in the wrong section...this is the g&o for bodybuilding and fitness.

No one gives a shit about these retarded forgotten laws ....they are rarely ever enforced.

Feel free to keep looking like an ass. If you are not interested, please stop posting in this thread.

Where this thread potentially ends up, does not matter.

[Lustral]

Dubai has the dumbest and most stupidest laws.

-Sex is only allowed if couple are married yet the place if absolutely rife with Russian and Asian prostitutes and police turn blind eye to it.
 - If the catch you even with smoking half a joint or any drugs you will instantly go to prison for very long times, like 5 years + for smoking just one joint but steroids are no problem....they like bodybuilders there....lol
-No holding hands with girls or touching or kissing in public.
- Cant buy booze from shops but can get smashed off your head in bars, hotels and clubs.
- Watching porn carries prison sentence and has zero tolerance policy.
- If you have a dildo its illegal and u can go to jail
- Has the best and richest horse racing even in the world but absolutely no gambling is allowed. (Although huge illegal gambling is done on private boats)

bar the dildo and horse gambling my life would be hell in dubai.

[Wolfox]

Feel free to keep looking like an ass. If you are not interested, please stop posting in this thread.

Where this thread potentially ends up, does not matter.

You shit in other peoples threads so im just returning the favor. Don't have a meltdown bitch.

[King Shizzo]

You shit in other peoples threads so im just returning the favor. Don't have a meltdown bitch.

Smart people show respect to certain threads.

You either like it or you don't. This isn't some random thread, so talking a bunch of shit makes no sense.

Have a good day sir.

[Uncle Junior]

See Wolfox...... You can stay relevant if you want to.

Anyone is free to add any related info they want.

Any discussions about the stupidity of said laws are also encouraged.

I thought I'd throw you a bone for old times sakes.
How many shots are you on right now? I am being serious.

[Uncle Junior]

bar the dildo and horse gambling my life would be hell in dubai.

The dildo is not a problem for me but the online gambling is 
All gambling and porn sites blocked in Dubai...even Getbig is banned....lol and they ban most the proxy servers quite quickly
So I have to use my office VPN which ends up being slow as fuck.
Worst broadband speeds ever in Dubai.
I mean fucking everything else is world class and the best but they can't seem to get the fucking broadband right 

[King Shizzo]

I thought I'd throw you a bone for old times sakes.
How many shots are you on right now? I am being serious.

I am done addressing you directly. Feel free to contribute if you can stay on topic.

[Uncle Junior]

I am done addressing you directly. Feel free to contribute if you can stay on topic.

Just be yourself, this retarded act is not going to get you the mod position in Zoo.
If Ron loves you its because of who you are not some idiotic persona you are now trying to create. He's too smart for that.
Relax chief have fun and enjoy yourself. When you are ready to apologize I might accept it......for the billionth time