Here is the link:
http://www.dumblaws.com/I will start with a few from my lovely state of Florida. I will then pick the most retarded from each state in alphabetical order.
They also have an international list (in case the UK is interested)
Florida* The term “motor vehicle” was revised to exclude swamp buggies, deregulating the primary mode of transportation in the state.
* You may not fart in a public place after 6 Pm.
* You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
* It is considered an offense to shower naked.
* Oral sex is illegal.
I call for a riot if any of these laws are enforced in Florida