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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on September 29, 2014, 07:59:36 PM
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good post that was some good stuff :)
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Good shit. ;D
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When those little twinks get in the way of my hardcore workout I give them one look and they better move.
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I have a thousand yard stare that makes the toughest of men tremble in their thongs.
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I have a thousand yard stare that makes the toughest of men tremble in their thongs.
Fellows who workout at the gym where I go wear knee length shorts, not thongs.
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Fellows who workout at the gym where I go wear knee length shorts, not thongs.
Those as well.
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I have a thousand yard stare that makes the toughest of men tremble in their thongs.
How much would be this in Afro "standard" :D
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Hahaha, love this guy. lol. (No homo)
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Hahaha, love this guy. lol. (No homo)
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Fuckin hilarious
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I have a thousand yard stare that makes the toughest of men tremble in their thongs.
Thats because they think you are going to steal something.
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Thats because they think you are going to steal something.
Lol oh fuck
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Takes his phone to the gym and he hates them?
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When those little twinks get in the way of my hardcore workout I give them one look and they better move.
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you would not survive in the real world. You are smart you are hidding away
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:D :D
and the best part is its all right on!
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Meh. I work off the rack. My gym is very often overcrowded and in the jungle so you gotta get in where you fit in and hold your ground.
But I back up off the rack and benches after every set to allow others to walk by and use the weights.
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I didn't think that it was as inspired as some of his earlier work.
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all the same shit,ive been at many gyms and the same type of inconsiderate people r in all of them.
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all the same shit,ive been at many gyms and the same type of inconsiderate people r in all of them.
that's why I go at 5am. the least amount of knuckleheads to deal with
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People who sit in machines and when you ask if you can work in they say they are using it with attitude. I saw a woman sit on the leg extension machine for 15 minutes.
The guys that are always mean mugging with intimidation stares.
Guys who workout right in front of the dumbbell rack.
The guy who puts the weight of a car in 45lbs plates on the leg press machine then does these little knee bends growling like a dog. Take those fucken plates off the leg press when you're done you delusional scum bag. The same guy will take dumbbells he can't lift for any type of press and after doing half presses he throws the dumbbells for attention.
Smelly guy. You foul, filthy, dirty, stinky, slimey, scuzzy, revolting, ass wipe. Take a shower and wash your clothes.
The guy who comes to the gym to chat and make friends. Don't talk to me while I'm going my reps. Don't ask a question when I'm doing my reps.
This is a big one.I never encountered this before because I now workout at home and before I was retired I worked out in my job's private gyms. It seems personal trainers who work for the gyms like to walk up to guys working out and tell them they don't know what they are doing and correct them looking for clients. Kid, I was working out before you were born and when I was your age I was built better than you and you're taking steroids. Hell, if you want to go for a run or even a sprint I bet I can still take you. Go away.
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People who sit in machines and when you ask if you can work in they say they are using it with attitude. I saw a woman sit on the leg extension machine for 15 minutes.
The guys that are always mean mugging with intimidation stares.
Guys who workout right in front of the dumbbell rack.
The guy who puts the weight of a car in 45lbs plates on the leg press machine then does these little knee bends growling like a dog. Take those fucken plates off the leg press when you're done you delusional scum bag. The same guy will take dumbbells he can't lift for any type of press and after doing half presses he throws the dumbbells for attention.
Smelly guy. You foul, filthy, dirty, stinky, slimey, scuzzy, revolting, ass wipe. Take a shower and wash your clothes.
The guy who comes to the gym to chat and make friends. Don't talk to me while I'm going my reps. Don't ask a question when I'm doing my reps.
This is a big one.I never encountered this before because I now workout at home and before I was retired I worked out in my job's private gyms. It seems personal trainers who work for the gyms like to walk up to guys working out and tell them they don't know what they are doing looking for clients. Kid, I was working out before you were born and when I was your age I was built better than you and you're taking steroids. Hell, if you want to go for a run or even a sprint I bet I can still take you. Go away.
I know you have a thing about young"Trainers" and you are correct. Most are arrogant Dicks. I am lucky in a way that we have old school trainers who i work with. I actually find most young guys want to know more about the truth. when i put them on a Basic programme with the main lifts..hey they understand.
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Crossfitters or gym guidos who mess with the dumbbell reracking... not sure which category I hate the most.
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Crossfitters or gym guidos who mess with the dumbbell reracking... not sure which category I hate the most.
Crossfitters... ??? I had a couple of young girls trying to do a clean and press.. was terrible to look at. They learned it at crossfit in celle ???
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Dosent hate anyone at my guy! Cant hate people with bad genetics that are below you. Just feel sorry for them and wanne help them! Weak and less talanted people need help!
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Meh. I work off the rack. My gym is very often overcrowded and in the jungle so you gotta get in where you fit in and hold your ground.
But I back up off the rack and benches after every set to allow others to walk by and use the weights.
I do exactly the same
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Crossfitters... ??? I had a couple of young girls trying to do a clean and press.. was terrible to look at. They learned it at crossfit in celle ???
My town has a crossfit place, but their rates are high. As a result some students perform crossfit in my gym under guidance of a crossfit app. One tall skinny fucker occupies the squat rack for a hour because he performs giant sets.
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Meh. I work off the rack. My gym is very often overcrowded and in the jungle so you gotta get in where you fit in and hold your ground.
But I back up off the rack and benches after every set to allow others to walk by and use the weights.
If 2 or 3 guys do the same no one else can get to the dumbbells.
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If 2 or 3 guys do the same no one else can get to the dumbbells.
Anyone who is inconsiderate annoys me. These people do things like not putting weights back were they go, hogging equipment by sitting there resting between sets for what seems like days or a group working out together who are so busy chatting they take forever to finish their collective sets. Then there are those who set up the weight on several different pieces of equipment when the gym is crowded, thereby hogging not just one workout station, but several.
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that's why it's like dorothy says ,"there's no place like home",
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:o
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Dosent hate anyone at my guy! Cant hate people with bad genetics that are below you. Just feel sorry for them and wanne help them! Weak and less talanted people need help!
Help me Google Translate ("English" to German to Russian to English)
"Associate Professor hate someone for my boyfriend! I can not hate people with bad genetics that down. But I am sorry for them and help the bathroom! Weaker and less talented people need help!"
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Personal trainers training clients which they just put on their first cycle would be my nr.1
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i cant keep count of how many times i freaking raged in the gym because of some assholes
once i was dropping heavy dumbells from shrugging position. keep in mind the flood has a special lining and the dumbells are like bumper wrapped.
some fat black guy tells me "if you break the dumbells there wont be any anymore"
i was like ??? wtf how this black gnome dare to interupt me. how can the freaking bumper dumbell BREAK when im dropping it on a bumper floor. fuckin fool.
gym is full of north african and blacks, really complete jungle. but the equipment is good. I just plug in my ipod and ignore anyone.
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mirror selfie people. Or worse, people that don't use the mirror... just holding up camera in the middle of gym, snapping people in background without any consideration.
also people that drop 35 or 40 pound dumbbells from 3 feet off the ground when finished with their "set".
Look, i understand if you use the 90s and let them drop 12 inches after your flat bench presses. Failure, baby. But really, you're just an a-hole if you drop the lighter weight just because you can.
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PEOPLE WHO STAND IN FRONT OF THE DUMMBELL RACK..
WHY DO YOU DO THIS?!?!?!!? Its so fucking obnoxious. Litterally EVERYONE at my gym does this. EVERYONE. I have to go around them to the side, or wait...THen they give you a look like you are fucking crazy for having to jump through hoops just to get a dummbell.
When I neeed a dumbbell I grab it and Go somewhere AWAY FROM THE RACK. I just dont fucking see how these people DONT GET COMMON FUCKING COURTESY.
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SMALL PEOPLE WHO GRUNT, SCREAM, CLAP and in general make themselves look fucking like a cross betweena circus clown and an autistic chimp. WE GET IT you are 150lbs soaking wet and you are about to do lat pull downs...WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED CLAP BEFORE EVERY SET AND LET OUT A GRUNT. STFU AND LIFT. NOW IF YOU ARE RONNIE COLEMAN YELLING YEAD BUDDY BEFORE DEADLIFTING A SMALL HONDA I GET THAT .
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CALLL THESE guys BENCH BROS. THEY WALK INTO THE GYM WITH A CLIP BOARD, GALLONG JUG, AND A BAG FULL OF DILDOS AND WHEY PROTIEN. THHEY MAKE THEIR CAMP AT BENCH AND RACK AND LITTERALLY SIT ON IT DOING BENCH PRESS for 30ming THEN LEAVE. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BENCH FOR 30min? U SUCK I HATE YOU. STOP BREATHING MY FUCKING AIR DOUCHE. EVEN YOUR CLIP BOARD WISHES IT COULD COMMIT SUICIDE. U SUCK I HOPE THE BAR SLIPS OFF YOUR GREASY PALMS AND GUILLOTINES YOUR HEAD OFF.
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homo TRAINERS. how many times do you need to take up 4 machines at once? I WANNA DO AN EXERSISE BUT NO THIS homo TRAINER HAS HIS FAT ASS CLIENT TAKING up 1 BENCH 1 CABLE 1 BAR And A SET OF DUMBBELLS. GEEZUS WATCH OUT THIS FAT FUCK IS GONNA BE RONNIE COLEMAN SOON.
IN CLOSING FUCK PEOPLE
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Haha I love this guy
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If 2 or 3 guys do the same no one else can get to the dumbbells.
For rowing I actually prefer it that way so that we get to use the weights we need. Its better to work off the rack then take the dumbbells someplace else to do your workout. Anyone can use the weights I've just used as long as its going back to the rack when they're done.
And if there happens to be an open bench I'd still rather row off the rack because somone may want to bench.
Like I said...it doesn't take me long to get my set of db rows. I then back up and give other people a go.
Keep in mind most of the time my gym is a crowded jungle of inner city egos. If you wanna be considerate you're gonna get trampled on and not get a good workout in. Sometimes you gotta be that gym asshole.
I only work off the rack with rows and shrugs tho.
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I hate all people, everywhere, everytime.
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This older guy was using the pec deck machine, but he not only was using it for pecs, after he finished a set, he would do adjust it for rear delts. Since it is the only pec deck, two young "bros" wanted to work in with him, he said no. So, he spent 25 minutes doing pec/rear delts, and the "bros" were heated.
He then proceeds to use one of the flat bench press stations for lateral delt raises---when there are about 4-5 empty flat benches...and he never used the bench at all.
I used to go to a gym where the owner an old school bodybuilder, Britain winner, would ban someone for not letting someone work in. ;D
It seems to be a new phase this not letting people work in, it was always a given years ago.
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I hate all people, everywhere, everytime.
But, Jesus taught you to love everyone. ???
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I have a thousand yard stare that makes the toughest of men tremble in their thongs.
I envision one of those crazy people sticking a pencil thru your neck ala House on Haunted Hill.
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i cant keep count of how many times i freaking raged in the gym because of some assholes
once i was dropping heavy dumbells from shrugging position. keep in mind the flood has a special lining and the dumbells are like bumper wrapped.
some fat black guy tells me "if you break the dumbells there wont be any anymore"
i was like ??? wtf how this black gnome dare to interupt me. how can the freaking bumper dumbell BREAK when im dropping it on a bumper floor. fuckin fool.
gym is full of north african and blacks, really complete jungle. but the equipment is good. I just plug in my ipod and ignore anyone.
That black fella has better values than you, thank you for promoting the white race, gym clown ::)
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I can Relate to the Hate Bro. I am so Hardcore and need all the Geeks to get out of my way. Go Heavy or Go Home BRO.
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I can Relate to the Hate Bro. I am so Hardcore and need all the Geeks to get out of my way. Go Heavy or Go Home BRO.
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I used to go to a gym where the owner an old school bodybuilder, Britain winner, would ban someone for not letting someone work in. ;D
It seems to be a new phase this not letting people work in, it was always a given years ago.
You're right. I never understood this new thing of not letting someone work in. It was always common courtesy back in the day. This new liberal world we live in has a lack of character and this self righteous attitude.
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Definitely one of the most reoccurring thread themes on getbig.
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You're right. I never understood this new thing of not letting someone work in. It was always common courtesy back in the day. This new liberal world we live in has a lack of character and this self righteous attitude.
Not that I agree with this, but I suspect a lot of folks today are basically germaphobes and will do anything to avoid other's germs. I see folks wiping down equipment before using it. This seems ridiculous since pretty much everything you touch has someone else's germs on it. I always let people work in if they ask.
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the ultra skinny and ugly arab guy making nonstop autism faces
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.......or a group working out together who are so busy chatting they take forever to finish their collective sets. Then there are those who set up the weight on several different pieces of equipment when the gym is crowded, thereby hogging not just one workout station, but several.
This and fucking this. All the fucking time. Fuck you, you girls - go find a cafe if you want to gossip. And fuck you, you prick, who thinks your membership gives you the right to superset with every fucking piece of equipment in the room. You want to do circuits? Fuck off and do crossfit.
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Anyone who is inconsiderate annoys me. These people do things like not putting weights back were they go, hogging equipment by sitting there resting between sets for what seems like days or a group working out together who are so busy chatting they take forever to finish their collective sets. Then there are those who set up the weight on several different pieces of equipment when the gym is crowded, thereby hogging not just one workout station, but several.
We hate the same people. I will usually interrupt them or otherwise try to make them uncomfortable enough to move on more quickly. Works most of the time.
But I don't care about the ones who don't rerack their weights. That's for the gym employees to bitch about.
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This and fucking this. All the fucking time. Fuck you, you girls - go find a cafe if you want to gossip. And fuck you, you prick, who thinks your membership gives you the right to superset with every fucking piece of equipment in the room. You want to do circuits? Fuck off and do crossfit.
From noon to 1:00 p.m. several days a week a group of seniors do circuit training on several of the Nautilus machines. I've learned to avoid going to the gym during this time if I want to include any Nautilus equipment in my workout. Of course I am an senior too, but I am not ready for the senior assisted workout routine just yet. ;D
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nautilus ::) what is this,, middle age ?
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Help me Google Translate ("English" to German to Russian to English)
"Associate Professor hate someone for my boyfriend! I can not hate people with bad genetics that down. But I am sorry for them and help the bathroom! Weaker and less talented people need help!"
:D :D :D. He sounds like a good kid. Not very smart but good!.
Maybe its joon?
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the two faced jelly mad haters who want to find out everyone who looks good cycle so they can gossip about it
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Backne sufferers who wear cut off shirts and bleed on equipment.
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This and fucking this. All the fucking time. Fuck you, you girls - go find a cafe if you want to gossip. And fuck you, you prick, who thinks your membership gives you the right to superset with every fucking piece of equipment in the room. You want to do circuits? Fuck off and do crossfit.
I have a simple rule when I'm in the gym. If it's wide open and not crowded then superset away. If it's a peak time supersetting across multiple stations doesn't exist for me.....you ain't there, you ain't there.
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the ultra skinny and ugly arab guy making nonstop autism faces
The bolded terms are redundant friend
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I also have little patience for those who don't use at least a single 45 plate on both sides of any plate loading machine. If you're not able to load a single 45 plate on either side of any plate loaded machine then you should not be using that type of equipment....move to cable machines or extremely light dbs because plate loaded equipment is simply too advanced for you.
These folks should also never work with free bars that require plates to be loaded...an even more advanced situation they should avoid.
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I have a simple rule when I'm in the gym. If it's wide open and not crowded then superset away. If it's a peak time supersetting across multiple stations doesn't exist for me.....you ain't there, you ain't there.
That's too much common sense for the average gym guido..
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That's too much common sense for the average gym guido..
Supersetting with a couple of exercises is ok if you have the space to do it.
Monopolising 5 or 6 different pieces of equipment as you make your way between them makes you a fucking arsehole. Especially when it's busy.
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Supersetting with a couple of exercises is ok if you have the space to do it.
Monopolising 5 or 6 different pieces of equipment as you make your way between them makes you a fucking arsehole. Especially when it's busy.
No worries friend, I'm not that guido.
(at least, I guess ;D )
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Supersetting with a couple of exercises is ok if you have the space to do it.
Monopolising 5 or 6 different pieces of equipment as you make your way between them makes you a fucking arsehole. Especially when it's busy.
the worst at these type of things are homo gym bros and trainers. TRAINERS will take all that up make it seem like they are doing some advanced type shit so their dumb fuck clinet is like OMGZ WE ARE USING SO MANY TINGS AT ONCES THIS SI SOC OOL!
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nautilus ::) what is this,, middle age ?
For some, it is. For others it is just adding variety to their workouts.
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That black fella has better values than you, thank you for promoting the white race, gym clown ::)
implying im white ::)
he just said that in really patronising tone that irritated the fuck out of me. Im not going to herniate my back with heavy ass dumbells just to please some dummy.
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the worst at these type of things are homo gym bros and trainers. TRAINERS will take all that up make it seem like they are doing some advanced type shit so their dumb fuck clinet is like OMGZ WE ARE USING SO MANY TINGS AT ONCES THIS SI SOC OOL!
Yes a goal of "personal training" is to make working out seem really hard and complicated / scare the client (oh brother) into thinking they will get injured or fat if they try to do it without paying the trainer $X/hour.
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Yes a goal of "personal training" is to make working out seem really hard and complicated / scare the client (oh brother) into thinking they will get injured or fat if they try to do it without paying the trainer $X/hour.
Lol no...if you're personable and people tend to like you (a foreign concept to most getbiggers, im sure), your clients will wanna "train" with you just to enjoy your company. No scare tactics needed
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implying im white ::)
he just said that in really patronising tone that irritated the fuck out of me. Im not going to herniate my back with heavy ass dumbells just to please some dummy.
So you're a hebrew, that makes more sense after reading you... If you can't rerack the weights, than that weight is simply to much for you. I bet you make 2" movements, just to impress the other clowns ::)