Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Lord Chronos on December 10, 2014, 12:41:06 AM

Title: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Lord Chronos on December 10, 2014, 12:41:06 AM

The lumbersexual /hipster population seem to be taking over my gym. In fact these wannabe bearded warriors seem to be taking over the country to the point where I cant tell people apart.

All I see is beards, tattoos and flannel. Everybody looks the same.

What percentage of the american youth have adopted this look.




Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: FermiDirac on December 10, 2014, 12:42:43 AM
You seem to be on a ranting roll today.  :D
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Lord Chronos on December 10, 2014, 12:48:24 AM
You seem to be on a ranting roll today.  :D

Yes I do, not sure why, but getbiggers always seem to have the answer for everything in life, hence I realised this is the place to raise these pressing matters.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: FermiDirac on December 10, 2014, 12:52:47 AM
To stick to the topic at hand, I think this "lumbersexual" thing is a natural extension of the bohemian fashion that has infested the western world for a couple of years now. I never understood the point of privileged white kids dressing like total hobos in $300 designer clothes.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: heenok on December 10, 2014, 01:21:43 AM
id rather have those than hebrews thugs
at least you can bully the little hipsters out of the equipment
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: visualizeperfection on December 10, 2014, 01:31:10 AM
Its called a "trend".



I bet the OP would bitch about perfect weather because he "misses the seasons".
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: mr.turbo on December 10, 2014, 02:04:50 AM
lax dress code and workplace culture has bred these couch surfing yuppies who get up at 10am and demand six figure salaries
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: mr.turbo on December 10, 2014, 02:10:49 AM
they can be found invading the gym cultivating the appearance of rugged manliness par excellence!
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: FermiDirac on December 10, 2014, 02:12:47 AM
lax dress code and workplace culture has bred these couch surfing yuppies who get up at 10am and demand six figure salaries

Don't forget they instagram everything they eat and are all beer and wine connoisseurs and they've all been to "Europe".
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: mr.turbo on December 10, 2014, 02:20:03 AM
Don't forget they instagram everything they eat and are all beer and wine connoisseurs and they've all been to "Europe".

someone needs to tell them you're not gonna grow muscles by eating kale chips
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: sync pulse on December 10, 2014, 02:20:39 AM
The lumbersexual /hipster population seem to be taking over my gym. In fact these wannabe bearded warriors seem to be taking over the country to the point where I cant tell people apart.

All I see is beards, tattoos and flannel. Everybody looks the same.

What percentage of the american youth have adopted this look.

Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: calfzilla on December 10, 2014, 03:08:22 AM
The lumbersexual /hipster population seem to be taking over my gym. In fact these wannabe bearded warriors seem to be taking over the country to the point where I cant tell people apart.

All I see is beards, tattoos and flannel. Everybody looks the same.

What percentage of the american youth have adopted this look.






Are you in portland. Everyone here has that look  :-X
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: gracie bjj on December 10, 2014, 03:10:43 AM
if a person wanted to get a awesome full body conditioning workout try this lumberjack workout for a few hours, the sawing with a partner is great for the lats and bi-s. than chop the wood at a nice fast pace and then rest while your partner chops,do that for acouple hours and u will be feeling it big in your back,delts,abs,legs,pretty much everywhere










then treat yourself to a nice healthy meal of sushi down by the lake

Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: sync pulse on December 10, 2014, 03:37:25 AM
if a person wanted to get a awesome full body conditioning workout try this lumberjack workout for a few hours, the sawing with a partner is great for the lats and bi-s. than chop the wood at a nice fast pace and then rest while your partner chops,do that for acouple hours and u will be feeling it big in your back,delts,abs,legs,pretty much everywhere












then treat yourself to a nice healthy meal of sushi down by the lake


Who would have thought Duke Nuke'em had a musical career on the side?
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: IronMeister on December 10, 2014, 03:47:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/uMDEspF.jpg)(http://cache3.asset-cache.net/gc/463532627-bearded-couple-embracing-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=%2Fb7znPvD7nAC1y7lybBansgIljl%2Fgv1UCcc89dyluqw%3D)
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Grape Ape on December 10, 2014, 03:57:42 AM
What percentage of the american youth have adopted this look.

23%
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Lord Chronos on December 10, 2014, 05:41:04 AM


Great!
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Dokey111 on December 10, 2014, 06:09:51 AM
ha there was one of these bearded fellas in my gym today as a matter of fact.  but this dude had some kind of breathing device while he worked out  ::) it looked like a black harmonica or something... what the hell was that???
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Mr Anabolic on December 10, 2014, 06:24:59 AM
I'm still waiting for late 60's/early 70's mutton chops to come back into style.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bq7XkLNIIAAG3SD.jpg)

(http://manilovefilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/419913_252714734830851_1116344330_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: ritch on December 10, 2014, 06:26:17 AM
got a few of these guys in my gym. They even wear loafer shoes with black socks and shorts FFS. Let's not forget the huge ass nerdy glasses. Ah, getting mad just thinking of these fuckers, lol...

Biggest bunch of pussies EVER today's "men"....
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: MikMaq on December 10, 2014, 07:04:33 AM
If you can't grow a beard without looking like some old fuck that's your problem not mind.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: TheShape. on December 10, 2014, 07:36:56 AM
got a few of these guys in my gym. They even wear loafer shoes with black socks and shorts FFS. Let's not forget the huge ass nerdy glasses. Ah, getting mad just thinking of these fuckers, lol...

Biggest bunch of pussies EVER today's "men"....
x2
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Grape Ape on December 10, 2014, 07:39:16 AM
got a few of these guys in my gym.  Ah, getting mad just thinking of these fuckers, lol...


Outed for thinking about men in your gym.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 10, 2014, 07:40:46 AM
The trend is slipping a bit but it's just like the 90's Nirvana grunge phase.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: ritch on December 10, 2014, 07:42:36 AM
The trend is slipping a bit but it's just like the 90's Nirvana grunge phase.

but gayer. Just like the stupid douchebag 80's trend that came back. Like the 80's weren't gay enough as they were, lol...
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Grape Ape on December 10, 2014, 07:48:27 AM
Beard used to be a sign of toughness, now there's too many computer programmer pussies wearing them.

It's like the name Jake.  In the pastf you knew a Jake, he was likely a good guy you'd have a beer with, who could also bowl and chop down a tree or lend you money in a pinch, even if he didn't have much. 

Now every child is named Jake, with most of them being short for Jacob, so the name is completely diluted.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: gracie bjj on December 10, 2014, 07:50:41 AM
ha there was one of these bearded fellas in my gym today as a matter of fact.  but this dude had some kind of breathing device while he worked out  ::) it looked like a black harmonica or something... what the hell was that???

maybe it was the elevation oxygen mask,total peice of garbage. did it look like this? thing is fucking useless and funny thing is these jokers think they look like their favorite UFC HEROES :D

Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: gracie bjj on December 10, 2014, 07:57:19 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: ritch on December 10, 2014, 07:57:53 AM
Outed for thinking about men in your gym.

LOL!!! I sometimes wonder if they have matching flanel underwear or thongs...
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: ritch on December 10, 2014, 07:59:39 AM
maybe it was the elevation oxygen mask,total peice of garbage. did it look like this? thing is fucking useless and funny thing is these jokers think they look like their favorite UFC HEROES :D



this dude in my gym wears one of those! Has the underarm shit that is 3 sizes too small for his massive 160lbs frame.
These idiots wear them masks yet drink the bad water in the fountain after. Yeah.... makes total sense if you wanna be super nitpicky as these fucks are...
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Dokey111 on December 10, 2014, 08:58:53 AM
maybe it was the elevation oxygen mask,total peice of garbage. did it look like this? thing is fucking useless and funny thing is these jokers think they look like their favorite UFC HEROES :D



no, it was a smaller rectangular box, black.  more Like the size of a harmonica.  he kept it in his mouth while he exercised, and you could just barely hear it make a whistling noise??? No idea what it was but he looked like a complete tool with the big stupid beard along with it.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: funk51 on December 10, 2014, 09:21:17 AM
 ;D what's old is new again.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: thebrink on December 10, 2014, 09:22:30 AM
The sad part is these guys can walk into a club and virtually pick up any woman they like just based on their retarded appearance. Women love it. Wtf is the world coming to.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: ritch on December 10, 2014, 09:38:43 AM
;D what's old is new again.

Yup, MAJOR cpt Morgan stance in the backround...
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: SF1900 on December 10, 2014, 09:53:22 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7c/78/f1/7c78f1b01288a2ee47daeb0b519fe703.jpg)
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: thebrink on December 10, 2014, 10:01:08 AM
if your beard/mustache and pop bottle glasses look like one of those disguises you buy at the dollar store then perhaps you're not man enough to sport the look. 
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Croatch on December 10, 2014, 12:45:08 PM
Bearded hipsters.  I have a few at my gym.  Complete with drug problem and utterly delusional.
It's funny...a few didn't have the beard until they hopped on the sauce.  Probably completes the tough guy look for them.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Lord Chronos on December 10, 2014, 01:01:08 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7c/78/f1/7c78f1b01288a2ee47daeb0b519fe703.jpg)


Argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Coach is Back! on December 10, 2014, 01:04:02 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7c/78/f1/7c78f1b01288a2ee47daeb0b519fe703.jpg)

He looks like my barber. Same look all tatted up sleeves and all.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Lord Chronos on December 10, 2014, 01:43:05 PM
He looks like my barber. Same look all tatted up sleeves and all.

Is he a wankingly pretentious twat?
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: old-school-lifter on December 10, 2014, 02:08:33 PM
these fools think they are cool and individualistic

but they cant see that they are just jumping on a bandwagon like the rest of the wannabes- beards, tattoo's, skinny jeans, flannel etc

now the Barbarian Bro's in the 80's- THEY were trendsetting individuals
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: gracie bjj on December 10, 2014, 02:11:46 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7c/78/f1/7c78f1b01288a2ee47daeb0b519fe703.jpg)

 hes got that sweet tender look like hes gonna break out a guitar and start singing some ELVIS LOVE SONGS like (love me tender) or something and tears will flow down his cheek from the emotion and conviction he has in his heart
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: thebrink on December 10, 2014, 02:14:58 PM
these fools think they are cool and individualistic

but they cant see that they are just jumping on a bandwagon like the rest of the wannabes- beards, tattoo's, skinny jeans, flannel etc

now the Barbarian Bro's in the 80's- THEY were trendsetting individuals

women throw themselves at these dudes though
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: mr.turbo on December 10, 2014, 02:16:02 PM
I must confess

I bought a couple flannel shirts last week

slim cut
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Dr Kincaid on December 10, 2014, 04:49:48 PM
This is freaky I was thinking this walking home from morning work out.
It is a new uniform.
Beard short hair & sailor jerry tatt;s.
Most of these doofus seem to be drawn into crossfit.

Really sad to see a generation of young men so lost in this consumerist society and  striving for a identity for themselves.
5
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 10, 2014, 06:30:45 PM
Don't forget they instagram everything they eat and are all beer and wine connoisseurs and they've all been to "Europe".

Geez, am I that big of a douche?
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Slapper on December 10, 2014, 07:11:21 PM
(http://cache3.asset-cache.net/gc/463532627-bearded-couple-embracing-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=%2Fb7znPvD7nAC1y7lybBansgIljl%2Fgv1UCcc89dyluqw%3D)

(http://media.giphy.com/media/7RX2TwLdO0dzi/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Papper on December 11, 2014, 04:17:58 PM
Yes!!

The beard trend must be at it's peak in Sweden. I rarely see clean shaven individuals now, it has exploded the last 2 years this one.

Some can pull it off but most look like they desperately jumped onboard, even if they have shitty beard genetics.

Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: visualizeperfection on December 12, 2014, 12:45:06 AM
I'm not sure if the young professionals (gayer than using the term "young professional") realize that while it might be fashionable, or "allowed" in the work place, powerful people (bosses, well respected and tenured coworkers, clients) will never really accept them.

The only exception would be the older man with a grizzly adams style beard or the like.

I would imagine most of the managers/execs look at the younger work force with beards and tattoos poking under the sleeves and think to themselved "get a clue, and shave ffs"


lax dress code and workplace culture has bred these couch surfing yuppies who get up at 10am and demand six figure salaries

Great quote. I will use this IRL, kudos.

Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Rotten Mortimer on December 12, 2014, 01:01:18 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7c/78/f1/7c78f1b01288a2ee47daeb0b519fe703.jpg)

This guy has got to be Swedish. Stockholm is infested with well-heeled bearded fruits who fancy themselves "urban" and "working class".
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Derrick Rigg on April 01, 2017, 05:43:07 PM
You should see the number of lesbians in Santa Cruz (lesbian enclave of California) wearing lumberjack shirts, beards, railroad watches, and more.

Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: HTexan on April 01, 2017, 06:48:53 PM
You seem to be on a ranting roll today.  :D
he is mad that he is too beta to grow a beard.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Coach is Back! on April 01, 2017, 07:27:13 PM
Seems the majority of the "men" that go the gym I train at (no, I don't train at my own gym) are these "metrosexual" type people. The LVFT models, former Shredz models, etc. the bright side is that the women are freaking smoking hot.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on April 01, 2017, 07:29:21 PM
I'm just in from a nightclub, went out with the lads for a few hours. Yeah the amount of young lads with beards and fancy haircuts and skinny jeans was unnacceptable. The country is gone gay
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: HTexan on April 01, 2017, 09:43:14 PM
I'm just in from a nightclub, went out with the lads for a few hours. Yeah the amount of young lads with beards and fancy haircuts and skinny jeans was unnacceptable. The country is gone gay
Maybe you shouldn't go to gay bars.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Griffith on April 02, 2017, 12:41:54 AM
I shave every morning, like to be clean-shaven.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: funk51 on April 02, 2017, 09:00:32 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 02, 2017, 09:05:28 AM
Thought I saw 2 new girls in my gym, but later I saw these 2 nerdy pony tail it-males in the locker room :-X
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on April 02, 2017, 09:13:12 AM
Maybe you shouldn't go to gay bars.
I just feel drawn to them. No homo
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: SF1900 on April 02, 2017, 09:45:36 AM
I just feel drawn to them. No homo

TWOT, did you see Shizzo there?
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on April 02, 2017, 09:46:46 AM
TWOT, did you see Shizzo there?
He has motor neurone disease
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Hack Benchers on April 02, 2017, 01:14:24 PM
;D
Deliverence?
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: funk51 on April 02, 2017, 01:40:15 PM
Deliverence?
                     yup the two backwoods molesters were both gold gyms members or so i was told..
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: oldtimer1 on April 02, 2017, 06:52:33 PM
If you're a metro sissy trying to butch it up by wearing a beard with a lumberjack shirt you're fooling nobody. If you can't change a flat and you have a beard just cut it off. Very few guys look good in a beard. Most just give the appearance of looking unkempt and dirty.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: rangerwil on April 02, 2017, 09:40:13 PM
U couldn't pay me to sleep with a bearded guy.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: Sexual Mustard on April 02, 2017, 10:04:22 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7c/78/f1/7c78f1b01288a2ee47daeb0b519fe703.jpg)

The beard always seems to go hand-in-hand with the "undercut" hairstyle shown here, another trend that's ready to die
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: oldschoolfan on April 02, 2017, 10:11:53 PM
hes got that sweet tender look like hes gonna break out a guitar and start singing some ELVIS LOVE SONGS like (love me tender) or something and tears will flow down his cheek from the emotion and conviction he has in his heart


he probably sucks big black cocks to
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 02, 2017, 10:12:28 PM
You ever seen pictures of the people in the gym in the 80's. Taking gay to a whole other level. Tights, fanny packs, rattails, men wearing leg warmers. Cut sweatshirts showing man cleavage...Just fucking brutal.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: HTexan on April 03, 2017, 09:54:25 AM
I just feel drawn to them. No homo
better music? ???
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on April 03, 2017, 01:29:29 PM
better music? ???
Jesus man it was a joke
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: TuHolmes on April 03, 2017, 02:43:41 PM
You ever seen pictures of the people in the gym in the 80's. Taking gay to a whole other level. Tights, fanny packs, rattails, men wearing leg warmers. Cut sweatshirts showing man cleavage...Just fucking brutal.

It was the 80s man... Lots of things we see today as "gay" were just fashions back then.

Eras are like that.
Title: Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
Post by: HTexan on April 03, 2017, 04:41:14 PM
Jesus man it was a joke
so you go to gay bars for the fun of it or for the music?  ???