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Lord Chronos

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Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« on: December 10, 2014, 12:41:06 AM »

The lumbersexual /hipster population seem to be taking over my gym. In fact these wannabe bearded warriors seem to be taking over the country to the point where I cant tell people apart.

All I see is beards, tattoos and flannel. Everybody looks the same.

What percentage of the american youth have adopted this look.





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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2014, 12:42:43 AM »
You seem to be on a ranting roll today.  :D

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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2014, 12:48:24 AM »
You seem to be on a ranting roll today.  :D

Yes I do, not sure why, but getbiggers always seem to have the answer for everything in life, hence I realised this is the place to raise these pressing matters.

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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2014, 12:52:47 AM »
To stick to the topic at hand, I think this "lumbersexual" thing is a natural extension of the bohemian fashion that has infested the western world for a couple of years now. I never understood the point of privileged white kids dressing like total hobos in $300 designer clothes.

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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2014, 01:21:43 AM »
id rather have those than hebrews thugs
at least you can bully the little hipsters out of the equipment

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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2014, 01:31:10 AM »
Its called a "trend".



I bet the OP would bitch about perfect weather because he "misses the seasons".

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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2014, 02:04:50 AM »
lax dress code and workplace culture has bred these couch surfing yuppies who get up at 10am and demand six figure salaries
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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2014, 02:10:49 AM »
they can be found invading the gym cultivating the appearance of rugged manliness par excellence!
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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2014, 02:12:47 AM »
lax dress code and workplace culture has bred these couch surfing yuppies who get up at 10am and demand six figure salaries

Don't forget they instagram everything they eat and are all beer and wine connoisseurs and they've all been to "Europe".

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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2014, 02:20:03 AM »
Don't forget they instagram everything they eat and are all beer and wine connoisseurs and they've all been to "Europe".

someone needs to tell them you're not gonna grow muscles by eating kale chips
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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2014, 02:20:39 AM »
The lumbersexual /hipster population seem to be taking over my gym. In fact these wannabe bearded warriors seem to be taking over the country to the point where I cant tell people apart.

All I see is beards, tattoos and flannel. Everybody looks the same.

What percentage of the american youth have adopted this look.


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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2014, 03:08:22 AM »
The lumbersexual /hipster population seem to be taking over my gym. In fact these wannabe bearded warriors seem to be taking over the country to the point where I cant tell people apart.

All I see is beards, tattoos and flannel. Everybody looks the same.

What percentage of the american youth have adopted this look.






Are you in portland. Everyone here has that look  :-X

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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2014, 03:10:43 AM »
if a person wanted to get a awesome full body conditioning workout try this lumberjack workout for a few hours, the sawing with a partner is great for the lats and bi-s. than chop the wood at a nice fast pace and then rest while your partner chops,do that for acouple hours and u will be feeling it big in your back,delts,abs,legs,pretty much everywhere










then treat yourself to a nice healthy meal of sushi down by the lake

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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2014, 03:37:25 AM »
if a person wanted to get a awesome full body conditioning workout try this lumberjack workout for a few hours, the sawing with a partner is great for the lats and bi-s. than chop the wood at a nice fast pace and then rest while your partner chops,do that for acouple hours and u will be feeling it big in your back,delts,abs,legs,pretty much everywhere












then treat yourself to a nice healthy meal of sushi down by the lake


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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2014, 03:47:19 AM »

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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2014, 03:57:42 AM »
What percentage of the american youth have adopted this look.

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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2014, 06:09:51 AM »
ha there was one of these bearded fellas in my gym today as a matter of fact.  but this dude had some kind of breathing device while he worked out  ::) it looked like a black harmonica or something... what the hell was that???

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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2014, 06:24:59 AM »
I'm still waiting for late 60's/early 70's mutton chops to come back into style.




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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2014, 06:26:17 AM »
got a few of these guys in my gym. They even wear loafer shoes with black socks and shorts FFS. Let's not forget the huge ass nerdy glasses. Ah, getting mad just thinking of these fuckers, lol...

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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2014, 07:04:33 AM »
If you can't grow a beard without looking like some old fuck that's your problem not mind.

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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2014, 07:36:56 AM »
got a few of these guys in my gym. They even wear loafer shoes with black socks and shorts FFS. Let's not forget the huge ass nerdy glasses. Ah, getting mad just thinking of these fuckers, lol...

Biggest bunch of pussies EVER today's "men"....
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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2014, 07:39:16 AM »
got a few of these guys in my gym.  Ah, getting mad just thinking of these fuckers, lol...


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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2014, 07:40:46 AM »
The trend is slipping a bit but it's just like the 90's Nirvana grunge phase.

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Re: Lumbersexuals and hipsters in the gym
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2014, 07:42:36 AM »
The trend is slipping a bit but it's just like the 90's Nirvana grunge phase.

but gayer. Just like the stupid douchebag 80's trend that came back. Like the 80's weren't gay enough as they were, lol...
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