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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Brixtonbulldog on December 21, 2014, 03:09:26 PM
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gf and i had a party at our house. just a few people, nothing huge. well the drinking got quite heavy and before we knew it everyone was hammered. so everyone left around 1am or so and we hit the sack. i took one of her sleepy drugs to pass out and did so immediately.
so this morning i come downstairs and she's sitting on the couch with a huge smile on her face. panic then set in as i am known for doing quite extraordinary things while imbibing. turns out i didn't go straight to sleep as i imagined. she had her way with me and then discarded my robotic carcass like a cheap whore. i remember none of this.
..i've been roofied and used like a college skank in a cheap bar. dang :D
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If you don't remember the pleasure of the act, then philosophically it can be argued that it didn't happen.
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Why are you telling us this?
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Why are you telling us this?
brutal truth
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She is probably lying to you just to make you feel good.
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brutal truth
Something tells me this isn`t the first time he has allowed himself to be taken advantage of.
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She is probably lying to you just to make you feel good.
I would have her arrested immediately. See how long that grin lasts then.
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Brixtonbulldog is the type of guy that mails himself a package just so he can get a glimpse of the homosexual postman in tight shorts and safari hat.
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lol.. she can use me. i can use this to justify taking advantage of her next time she's hammered. ..not that i wouldn't anyway ;D
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I would have her arrested immediately. See how long that grin lasts then.
What if your wife took advantage of you, TA? Would you have her arrested?
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What if your wife took advantage of you, TA? Would you have her arrested?
Immediately. It would be hilarious because I could put an end to it by not testifying if I wanted. Either way, lessons would be taught.
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BrixtonBulldog (I have trouble typing that with a straight face) seems like the kind of guy who goes to play Gay Bingo at the HIV center and then when pressed says he's only there to "support the cause".
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BrixtonBulldog (I have trouble typing that with a straight face) seems like the kind of guy who goes to play Gay Bingo at the HIV center and then when pressed says he's only there to "support the cause".
ROFLMAOOOO!!!
I bet he has an entire wardrobe filled with Susan G. Komen shirts because he claims pink is his favorite color. ::)
Probably has a Snuggie with the butthole cut out.
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ROFLMAOOOO!!!
I bet he has an entire wardrobe filled with Susan G. Komen shirts because he claims pink is his favorite color. ::)
Probably has a Snuggie with the butthole cut out.
I imagine at a family cookout the kids all want to go bug chasing to jar up firefly's and Uncle Bulldog comes out in hot pants, oiled chest and ounce of meth...when his family questions him he sheepishly says "Ohhh uh hahaha uhhh I thought you said bug chasing party. Let me call Tom to tell him to turn around." HAHAHAHA
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thats weird cause i hit up a party around 105AM and found some dude passed out on a bed upstairs, he looked pretty sexy so i had my way with him while he was out of it,he did wake up once in awhile and smile at me then pass out again. i blew a load in his ass then i went downstairs and saw a broad sitting on the couch.i waived by and went home
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I imagine at a family cookout the kids all want to go bug chasing to jar up firefly's and Uncle Bulldog comes out in hot pants, oiled chest and ounce of meth...when his family questions him he sheepishly says "Ohhh uh hahaha uhhh I thought you said bug chasing party. Let me call Tom to tell him to turn around." HAHAHAHA
ROFLMAOOOOOOOO!!!!
I bet Brixtonbulldog still has his Columbia House mail-order music club membership still active because he can`t wait for the new Boy George disc set to be released.
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Was Bill Cosby nearby?
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I'm only here to read Knooger's post about this.
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ROFLMAOOOOOOOO!!!!
I bet Brixtonbulldog still has his Columbia House mail-order music club membership still active because he can`t wait for the new Boy George disc set to be released.
Are you saying he has every Billy Mays OxiClean commerical on VHS because he claims to admire "a good mustache"?
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Are you saying he has every Billy Mays OxiClean commerical on VHS because he claims to admire "a good mustache"?
Oils up and Re-enacts the Top Gun volleyball scene in front of his bedroom mirror.
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Are you saying he has every Billy Mays OxiClean commerical on VHS because he claims to admire "a good mustache"?
ROFLMAO yes!!!
I bet he spends the entire weekend hanging around the local hardware store in the hopes of spotting an unusual beard.
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Only rape if you want it to be
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Brixtonbulldog probably saved up this Christmas for a 3D printer so he can make dildos to his hearts content, thus eliminating the middle man.
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Oils up and Re-enacts the Top Gun volleyball scene in front of his bedroom mirror.
Yes. The kind of guy who watches Broke Back Mountain because only because it's a "fishing movie".
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Yes. The kind of guy who watches Broke Back Mountain because only because it's a "fishing movie".
347 times, because he likes the scenery and music. Fast forwards past the part with Anne Hathaway's naked boobs.
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I may be assuming here but Brixton might be the kind of "man" who goes to the laundromat in sweat pants and leans against all the washers to make sure everything is in proper working order.
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I may be assuming here but Brixton might be the kind of "man" who goes to the laundromat in sweat pants and leans against all the washers to make sure everything is in proper working order.
Took a job at a bowling alley so he could sniff the men's rental bowling shoes.
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I heard he only tried to be an Army Ranger because he wanted to wear the beret.
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LOLOLOL Wear's biker clothes but doesn't own a motorcycle
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LOLOLOL Wear's biker clothes but doesn't own a motorcycle
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Buys power tools with no place to use them.
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I bet he has a life sized poster of Rollie Fingers in his breakfast nook.
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ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Buys power tools with no place to use them.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, know the guys at Sears by first name and pre orders latex gloves
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HAHAHAHA Posts on Tindr as "Catfish Hunter"
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good for you. hope he wasn't too rough
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im trying to join you guys but i cant seem to get my mind around this gay thinking, even when joking i guess im too straight
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, know the guys at Sears by first name and pre orders latex gloves
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
hahahah I bet he applied to be an Assistant Manager at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
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lol.. this roast is brutal. i DO have a sweatpants with a hole cut into them but it's in the front for quick-response sexual assault.
btw, it's bug 'catching,' not chasing. get it right clowns. sheesh ;D
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lol.. this roast is brutal. i DO have a sweatpants with a hole cut into them but it's in the front for quick-response sexual assault.
btw, it's bug 'catching,' not chasing. get it right clowns. sheesh ;D
OP knows his way around a San Francisco bathhouse (in a fake velvet sweatsuit).
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LOL I bet he walks into the art supply store and finds the biggest guy in the place to ask him if the Crayola Finger Paints are edible and "wash off easy".
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Brixtonbulldog is the type of guy that mails himself a package just so he can get a glimpse of the homosexual postman in tight shorts and safari hat.
Oils up and Re-enacts the Top Gun volleyball scene in front of his bedroom mirror.
Hahahaha
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I heard about the time he went to Best Buy to return "Analyze This" and told them the reason was because there's no anal in it.
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gf and i had a party at our house. just a few people, nothing huge. well the drinking got quite heavy and before we knew it everyone was hammered. so everyone left around 1am or so and we hit the sack. i took one of her sleepy drugs to pass out and did so immediately.
so this morning i come downstairs and she's sitting on the couch with a huge smile on her face. panic then set in as i am known for doing quite extraordinary things while imbibing. turns out i didn't go straight to sleep as i imagined. she had her way with me and then discarded my robotic carcass like a cheap whore. i remember none of this.
..i've been roofied and used like a college skank in a cheap bar. dang :D
Did 'she' go in dry or lube you up first?
For seepage, I'd recommend inserting some cotton wool balls and doing kegels to tighten up again.
If there is tearing, then you should go and see a doctor. You may need a couple of stitches.
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Did 'she' go in dry or lube you up first?
For seepage, I'd recommend inserting some cotton wool balls and doing kegels to tighten up again.
If there is tearing, then you should go and see a doctor. You may need a couple of stitches.
The fact you know this makes me sick to my stomach abs.
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Something tells me this isn`t the first time he has allowed himself to be taken advantage of.
Considering that his gf hammered him with a strap on and he remembers nor feels nothing in the morning indicates that his rectum is no stranger to being violated.
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LOL I bet he walks into the art supply store and finds the biggest guy in the place to ask him if the Crayola Finger Paints are edible and "wash off easy".
ROFLAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I bet he "ran into a few old friends" again at the annual Cast-Iron Pan convention.
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ROFLAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I bet he "ran into a few old friends" again at the annual Cast-Iron Pan convention.
LOLOLOLOLOL A bro who walks into the Spread Eagle Social Club dressed like a leather nazi biker and says "hey I hear they have a really good jukebox here"
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maybe this thread is 1 dude gettin laid and a bunch not gettin laid LOL....put me in that second bucket :-\
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LOLOLOLOLOL A bro who walks into the Spread Eagle Social Club dressed like a leather nazi biker and says "hey I hear they have a really good jukebox here"
Owns a coffee table book with 385 pages of pictures inside Anderson Cooper's sock drawer.
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LOLOLOLOLOL A bro who walks into the Spread Eagle Social Club dressed like a leather nazi biker and says "hey I hear they have a really good jukebox here"
ROFLMAO!!!! I am dying over here. hahhahah
Orville Redenbacher is probably his grandfather.
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Owns a coffee table book with 385 pages of pictures inside Anderson Cooper's sock drawer.
ROFLMAO!!!! I am dying over here. hahhahah
Orville Redenbacher is probably his grandfather.
LOLOLOL breaks out into a sweat when the YMCA calls saying he left his wallet laying around near the sauna.....for the 4th time in a week.
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Always sit in the first 5 rows at a Barbara Streisand concert, because his eyesight is going bad.
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maybe this thread is 1 dude gettin laid and a bunch not gettin laid LOL....put me in that second bucket :-\
Dont be a silly bastard. Getbiggers dont get laid.
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HAHAHA, The kind of guy who puts on cologne to go pick up pizza from Randy at the counter.
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HAHAHA, The kind of guy who puts on cologne to go pick up pizza from Randy at the counter.
I bet he has a reusable shopping bag that he puts pomegranates in.
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Bought a used bidet, uses it as a drinking fountain.
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Are you guys trying to say that even though Brixtonbulldog is a Getbig millionaire, he took a 3rd shift taxi job hoping he could comb the streets looking for dudes who are willing to barter their fare?
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The fact you know this makes me sick to my stomach abs.
Me too - the day I found OMRs diary on the subway will haunt me forever
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Created 617 gimmick email accounts, to order copies of the International Male catalog.
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I bet he has a reusable shopping bag that he puts pomegranates in.
LOLOLOL Sells bubblegum and lint rollers at Furry Conventions.
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LOLOLOL Sells bubblegum and lint rollers at Furry Conventions.
ROFLMAOOO, he probably helped build the Hallmark Greeting website.
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Wears leg warmers because his calves get cold doing CrossFit.
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ROFLMAOOO, he probably helped build the Hallmark Greeting website.
Inquires at Walgreens if ALL the bubble bath soap they carry is hypo allergenic because his "cousin" doesn't like itching after a long day of touch football.
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Tells everyone he meets that the original Hebrews tasted like black licorice.
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As a millionaire, Brixton was the soul sponsor of trying to keep roller blading in the Xgames...Even when all the skateboarders would chat "Fruit Boots" whenever a rollerblader went by...
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ROFLMAOOO, he probably helped build the Hallmark Greeting website.
Tells people he's switched his diet from Vegan to Cockan.
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Kind of guy who eats fruit leathers
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Brixton once "Liked" fruit punch on Facebook because he thought it was a gay boxer
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"Girlfriend" who had her way with him is named Manuel.
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Huge run-away train on QuickGonnaBlowTodd
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Brixton once ran for office because he wanted to mandate
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Brixton was once kicked off a golf course for playing with too many strokes
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Roofies himself at parties so large groups of people can run a train on him, feels that's less embarrassing than getting drunk and wearing a lampshade on his head.
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Brixton was once kicked off a golf course for playing with too many strokes
Also seems to be a big fan of "pairing up for foursomes" and playing out of the rough.
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Brixton was once kicked off a golf course for playing with too many strokes
Petitioned Augusta National to go back to manual ball washing, applied for the job 413 times.
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In every novel Brixton ever wrote, the hero always got the man in the end...
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Sheer coincidence his blow-up doll looks like Pierce Brosnan.
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i'm almost sorry for posting. almost.
lol.. at least i wasn't spending my sat night on getbig.. alone. bunch of savages around here!
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from one rape to another :-\
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i'm almost sorry for posting. almost.
lol.. at least i wasn't spending my sat night on getbig.. alone. bunch of savages around here!
Very weak justification for spending your Saturday night with Basile.
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nothing beats a good MMA rape at the chute box academy
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girlfriend?
what happened to the wife?
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Brixton once "Liked" fruit punch on Facebook because he thought it was a gay boxer
hahahahahahahahhahahaha
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We are going to need some pictures as proof.
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girlfriend?
what happened to the wife?
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lasted about a year in 06/07.. GF is WAAAAYYYY better. no tolerance for fat, lazy women.
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lasted about a year in 06/07.. GF is WAAAAYYYY better. no tolerance for fat, lazy women.
Oh brother, you fell into "Big Earl's" spiderweb. He's obviously trolling for teh cock
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Oh brother, you fell into "Big Earl's" spiderweb. He's obviously trolling for teh cock
well he better look like johnny depp with big tits or fuck off.
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Nice bump
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gayer than having a girlfriend
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well he better look like johnny depp with big tits or fuck off.
Must be a Bruce Caitlyn Jenner fan...
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Miss Gracie BJJ and Broadstreet bruiser on hete.
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Why are you telling us this?
Psychological issues
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Miss Gracie BJJ and Broadstreet bruiser on hete.
aw... do u 'miss them', phaggot? not as much as u miss shizzo, I bet.
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brixton what if she fisted your asshole , and took pics , would you be upset with her ?
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the real way a man is raped.. is dragged through and get smoked in a divorce - real rape for a man in the 21st century
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gf and i had a party at our house. just a few people, nothing huge. well the drinking got quite heavy and before we knew it everyone was hammered. so everyone left around 1am or so and we hit the sack. i took one of her sleepy drugs to pass out and did so immediately.
so this morning i come downstairs and she's sitting on the couch with a huge smile on her face. panic then set in as i am known for doing quite extraordinary things while imbibing. turns out i didn't go straight to sleep as i imagined. she had her way with me and then discarded my robotic carcass like a cheap whore. i remember none of this.
..i've been roofied and used like a college skank in a cheap bar. dang :D
It is too bad you survived.