Author Topic: i was raped last night.. (Read 15026 times)

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #50 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:08:12 PM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on December 21, 2014, 05:06:29 PM

Owns a coffee table book with 385 pages of pictures inside Anderson Cooper's sock drawer.

Quote from: The True Adonis on December 21, 2014, 05:06:45 PM

ROFLMAO!!!! I am dying over here. hahhahah

Orville Redenbacher is probably his grandfather.

LOLOLOL breaks out into a sweat when the YMCA calls saying he left his wallet laying around near the sauna.....for the 4th time in a week.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #51 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:08:48 PM »

Always sit in the first 5 rows at a Barbara Streisand concert, because his eyesight is going bad.

SF1900 · « **Reply #52 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:09:52 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on December 21, 2014, 05:05:48 PM

maybe this thread is 1 dude gettin laid and a bunch not gettin laid LOL....put me in that second bucket $:-\$

Dont be a silly bastard. Getbiggers dont get laid.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #53 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:11:08 PM »

HAHAHA, The kind of guy who puts on cologne to go pick up pizza from Randy at the counter.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #54 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:12:49 PM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on December 21, 2014, 05:11:08 PM

HAHAHA, The kind of guy who puts on cologne to go pick up pizza from Randy at the counter.

I bet he has a reusable shopping bag that he puts pomegranates in.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #55 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:14:25 PM »

Bought a used bidet, uses it as a drinking fountain.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #56 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:15:40 PM »

Are you guys trying to say that even though Brixtonbulldog is a Getbig millionaire, he took a 3rd shift taxi job hoping he could comb the streets looking for dudes who are willing to barter their fare?

pedro01 · « **Reply #57 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:16:45 PM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on December 21, 2014, 04:57:43 PM

The fact you know this makes me sick to my ~~stomach~~ abs.

Me too - the day I found OMRs diary on the subway will haunt me forever

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #58 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:18:06 PM »

Created 617 gimmick email accounts, to order copies of the International Male catalog.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #59 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:18:17 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on December 21, 2014, 05:12:49 PM

I bet he has a reusable shopping bag that he puts pomegranates in.

LOLOLOL Sells bubblegum and lint rollers at Furry Conventions.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #60 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:20:36 PM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on December 21, 2014, 05:18:17 PM

LOLOLOL Sells bubblegum and lint rollers at Furry Conventions.

ROFLMAOOO, he probably helped build the Hallmark Greeting website.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #61 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:21:08 PM »

Wears leg warmers because his calves get cold doing CrossFit.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #62 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:21:55 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on December 21, 2014, 05:20:36 PM

ROFLMAOOO, he probably helped build the Hallmark Greeting website.

Inquires at Walgreens if ALL the bubble bath soap they carry is hypo allergenic because his "cousin" doesn't like itching after a long day of touch football.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #63 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:24:02 PM »

Tells everyone he meets that the original Hebrews tasted like black licorice.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #64 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:24:17 PM »

As a millionaire, Brixton was the soul sponsor of trying to keep roller blading in the Xgames...Even when all the skateboarders would chat "Fruit Boots" whenever a rollerblader went by...

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #65 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:25:20 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on December 21, 2014, 05:20:36 PM

ROFLMAOOO, he probably helped build the Hallmark Greeting website.

Tells people he's switched his diet from Vegan to Cockan.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #66 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:28:08 PM »

Kind of guy who eats fruit leathers

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #67 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:28:33 PM »

Brixton once "Liked" fruit punch on Facebook because he thought it was a gay boxer

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #68 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:30:08 PM »

"Girlfriend" who had her way with him is named Manuel.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #69 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:31:36 PM »

Huge run-away train on QuickGonnaBlowTodd

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #70 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:31:42 PM »

Brixton once ran for office because he wanted to mandate

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #71 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:33:41 PM »

Brixton was once kicked off a golf course for playing with too many strokes

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #72 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:35:44 PM »

Roofies himself at parties so large groups of people can run a train on him, feels that's less embarrassing than getting drunk and wearing a lampshade on his head.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #73 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:36:08 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on December 21, 2014, 05:33:41 PM

Brixton was once kicked off a golf course for playing with too many strokes

Also seems to be a big fan of "pairing up for foursomes" and playing out of the rough.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #74 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:37:12 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on December 21, 2014, 05:33:41 PM

Brixton was once kicked off a golf course for playing with too many strokes

Petitioned Augusta National to go back to manual ball washing, applied for the job 413 times.