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Title: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 01, 2015, 01:15:17 PM
I scrolled thru and didn't see any updates?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Knooger on June 01, 2015, 01:32:35 PM
He's too busy trying to take a selfie with the perfect wet spot on his underwear to concern himself with your trivial questions.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Thong Maniac on June 01, 2015, 01:39:50 PM
I think likely him and wife had the power cut off at their govt run housing because some rats chewed thru the wires and mike used the last money they had for tren and nolva. He will be back soon when he sells off some stuff at the pawn shop and can pay to have it fixed
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 01, 2015, 01:46:31 PM
I think likely him and wife had the power cut off at their govt run housing because some rats chewed thru the wires and mike used the last money they had for tren and nolva. He will be back soon when he sells off some stuff at the pawn shop and can pay to have it fixed

LOL, good one. Mike sounds like he's doing ok...I think  :D
I've known some who competed and were so broke:
1. I bought this one dude a 2 pc at Popeyes and dropped him off at the bus station after the contest.
He didn't have a car or any money on him. I saw him walking after the contest . Since he was in my class I offered him a ride. He told me he spent his last money on getting ready for the show. Told me he worked part time at some sub shop and  lived with his grandma and rode his bike to work and the gym ( was around  30 yr old).100% serious.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Knooger on June 01, 2015, 01:57:37 PM
LOL, good one. Mike sounds like he's doing ok...I think  :D
I've known some who competed and were so broke:
1. I bought this one dude a 2 pc at Popeyes and dropped him off at the bus station after the contest.
He didn't have a car or any money on him. I saw him walking after the contest . Since he was in my class I offered him a ride. He told me he spent his last money on getting ready for the show. Told me he worked part time at some sub shop and  lived with his grandma and rode his bike to work and the gym ( was around  30 yr old).100% serious.

How cheap of a BJ did you get?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 01, 2015, 01:59:17 PM
while we wait for Navy Mike's reply:


(http://s16.postimg.org/8uil2tait/navy_mikes_girlfriend_aefseage.jpg)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: a_pupil on June 01, 2015, 02:01:36 PM
while we wait for Navy Mike's reply:


(http://s16.postimg.org/8uil2tait/navy_mikes_girlfriend_aefseage.jpg)

would bury my face in those glutes...
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 01, 2015, 02:04:36 PM
would bury my face in those glutes...

she is super hot
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: loco on June 01, 2015, 02:16:25 PM
(http://www.northaugusta.net/Home/ShowImage?id=1727&t=635315052090370000)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: njflex on June 01, 2015, 02:48:56 PM
while we wait for Navy Mike's reply:


(http://s16.postimg.org/8uil2tait/navy_mikes_girlfriend_aefseage.jpg)
GOOD LAWD.. ;D
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Powerlift66 on June 01, 2015, 02:51:15 PM
she is super hot

yeah she is...
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 01, 2015, 02:53:25 PM
yeah she is...

Smokin' hot with a classy TV news anchor hotty look to her.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 01, 2015, 02:55:44 PM
He really out punted his coverage when you got with that chick.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 01, 2015, 02:56:47 PM
would bury my face in those glutes...

Navy Mike does it regularly.


He's a lucky guy!
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 01, 2015, 03:12:02 PM
How cheap of a BJ did you get?

Cost me a 2 pc snack dinner with med soda and an apple pie. ;)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Knooger on June 01, 2015, 03:13:23 PM
Cost me a 2 pc snack dinner with med soda and an apple pie. ;)

hahahaha
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: honest on June 01, 2015, 03:21:41 PM
Said it before, gonna hurt when she leaves him for a man with money and a cut lawn.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 01, 2015, 03:29:53 PM
has navy mike been on getbig lately? 
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Thong Maniac on June 01, 2015, 06:34:17 PM
(http://www.northaugusta.net/Home/ShowImage?id=1727&t=635315052090370000)

Rofl
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: ritch on June 01, 2015, 06:37:06 PM
LOL, good one. Mike sounds like he's doing ok...I think  :D
I've known some who competed and were so broke:
1. I bought this one dude a 2 pc at Popeyes and dropped him off at the bus station after the contest.
He didn't have a car or any money on him. I saw him walking after the contest . Since he was in my class I offered him a ride. He told me he spent his last money on getting ready for the show. Told me he worked part time at some sub shop and  lived with his grandma and rode his bike to work and the gym ( was around  30 yr old).100% serious.

Taking the bus after a show? All covered in pro tan and shit? Fuck...
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: SF1900 on June 01, 2015, 06:38:37 PM
Said it before, gonna hurt when she leaves him for a man with money and a cut lawn.


Once she meets a man that can spell, it may be all over.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 01, 2015, 06:44:43 PM
I would love to bolt Navy_Mike's feet to the roof of a 1987 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser and then drive top speed up and down the Blue Ridge Parkway.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: che on June 01, 2015, 07:03:32 PM
I scrolled thru and didn't see any updates?

Dead last ,poor Navy Mike  :'(

Class E

1. Lauren Cadillac 

2. Katherine Young 

3. Mallory Ming 

4. Ashley Mullen 

5. Coeurlida Ashby 

6. Jamie Teal 

7. Shannon Pace 

8. Keisha Mckenzie 

9. Megan Boudreau 

10. Melisa Arredonda 

11. Erica Daugherty 

12. Kate Orara 

13. Ishimine Johnson 

14. Jordan James 

15. Tiffany Smith 

16. Kelsey Heinieger 

16. Elena Ng 

16. Courtney Garbow 

16. Chelsea Harris

(http://www.musculardevelopment.com//contests/1890-npc-jr-usas/2015/58569-chelsea-harris/58569-chelsea-harris-25_final.jpg)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Thong Maniac on June 01, 2015, 07:06:14 PM
Bummer, i wonder why last? Maybe needs some bolt ons to compete at the higher level?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: wes on June 01, 2015, 07:22:42 PM
Nothing to be ashamed of though,she looked great.

Gotta` get that face out there and some exposure going on, then placing will come, as long as progress is being made.

Better than sitting home watching soap operas and pigging out.

Props!!   ;)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: gmflex on June 01, 2015, 07:24:29 PM
Bummer, i wonder why last? Maybe needs some bolt ons to compete at the higher level?



She didnt take enough steroids / and didn't look like a man  :-\
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: BDsauce on June 01, 2015, 07:25:51 PM
Inb4 politics
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Rambone on June 01, 2015, 07:26:58 PM
Needs to up her DNP dosage
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: che on June 01, 2015, 07:32:28 PM
Bummer, i wonder why last?

Politics
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: che on June 01, 2015, 07:38:13 PM
(http://www.musculardevelopment.com//contests/1890-npc-jr-usas/2015/58569-chelsea-harris/58569-chelsea-harris-15_final.jpg)

(http://www.musculardevelopment.com//contests/1890-npc-jr-usas/2015/58569-chelsea-harris/58569-chelsea-harris-11_final.jpg)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: wes on June 01, 2015, 07:40:35 PM
(http://www.musculardevelopment.com//contests/1890-npc-jr-usas/2015/58569-chelsea-harris/58569-chelsea-harris-15_final.jpg)

(http://www.musculardevelopment.com//contests/1890-npc-jr-usas/2015/58569-chelsea-harris/58569-chelsea-harris-11_final.jpg)
Nice,but not as nice as our your wife.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: che on June 01, 2015, 07:49:55 PM
Nice,but not as nice as our your wife.
:o

Wes  you are the authority when it comes to glutes -ham tie ins  , what is that lump on the back of her legs ?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 01, 2015, 07:54:04 PM
Props!   She looks great.

I saw a local girl compete - she looked incredible, best shape of her life, an amazing achievement.  And she was beating herself up because she didn't place well... determined to go 'all out' with the bodybuilding thing.  It's like no no no - just showing that incredible shape is a win by itself.  You don't need to win - you're up against genetic freaks and those at the top of BBing are on so much gas...

Just take that framed pic of you onstage - that's the win.   
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: MuscleDysmorphia on June 01, 2015, 08:05:31 PM
There are so few differences between these bikini girls that sometimes the girls that finish last look better than the winner. Same thing with men's physique. There's no concrete judging criteria, it's almost like the judges are pulling names out of a hat.

If you got Mike's wife a set of good implants and told me she competed in the bikini Olympia I would absolutely believe it.

Those glutes are about as good as I've ever seen  ;)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: HonestBob on June 01, 2015, 08:20:43 PM
Sadly the glutes look flat and fat compared to the winning bikini girls.

She needs to up the var.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 01, 2015, 08:30:39 PM
bikini is so confusing.   here's the winner in her class.  not that much difference between 1 and 16.
In BBing, the gap between 1 and 16 is gigantic.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Dave D on June 01, 2015, 08:44:04 PM
There are so few differences between these bikini girls that sometimes the girls that finish last look better than the winner. Same thing with men's physique. There's no concrete judging criteria, it's almost like the judges are pulling names out of a hat.

If you got Mike's wife a set of good implants and told me she competed in the bikini Olympia I would absolutely believe it.

Those glutes are about as good as I've ever seen  ;)

bikini is so confusing.   here's the winner in her class.  not that much difference between 1 and 16.
In BBing, the gap between 1 and 16 is gigantic.

Chick from my gym just did her first bikini show, she looked awesome at the gym, good body etc... but a couple of us guys were talking and decided she wouldn't do well because she didn't look "in shape" (no abs or separation at all). Again she looked phenomenal otherwise.

Needless to say she won the novice class and took second overall.

Howard what are judges looking at for these contests?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: pedro01 on June 01, 2015, 08:53:25 PM
while we wait for Navy Mike's reply:


(http://s16.postimg.org/8uil2tait/navy_mikes_girlfriend_aefseage.jpg)

Implants or assius normalus?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Disgusted on June 01, 2015, 09:44:29 PM
What a joke. She looks excellent fuck the placing's.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 01, 2015, 09:50:54 PM
Implants or assius normalus?

I was thinking the same thing. With the money Mike saved from not hiring a landscaper, looks like he may have paid for her to go to Brazil and get a glute implant.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: ritch on June 01, 2015, 09:51:23 PM
The winner is super skinny, not much muscle at all or shape. Not sure why they picked her. That really sucks man, to get beat by someone better than you must be easier to accept. She looks like a newbie to me, over dieted, flat, no fullness.

Bah, don't let that get you guys down. Now doN't forget that selfie shot on your lawn when you get a second. I need an avatar pic.

Thanks!
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on June 01, 2015, 11:09:32 PM
She looks terrific.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: booty on June 01, 2015, 11:16:05 PM
She looks great!!!
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: booty on June 01, 2015, 11:19:15 PM
What a joke. She looks excellent fuck the placing's.
She has more muscle than the winner and no implants.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Pete Nice on June 01, 2015, 11:20:14 PM
Wow! That naval Mikes wife? She looks superb!
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Van_Bilderass on June 01, 2015, 11:40:41 PM
Who can even explain the juding criteria, judges included. She looked
real good, if she didn't getbig would let us know  :D
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: illuminati on June 01, 2015, 11:41:35 PM
From the pics it looks a little odd with the placings
Mike's Wife Looks Great.
She Kept Her Feminine Look No Hint of Man Face.
Win win for Her, & for Mike.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Pray_4_War on June 02, 2015, 12:36:23 AM
Outrageous placing.  She looks great.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Thong Maniac on June 02, 2015, 01:56:03 AM
:o

Wes  you are the authority when it comes to glutes -ham tie ins  , what is that lump on the back of her legs ?

Allergic reaction from weeds in their lawn? She probably got that after their picnic. Need to up the dose (of benedryl)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 02, 2015, 03:59:37 AM
(http://s3.postimg.org/q9dz1kfgz/1948127_825418857474378_307236301_n.jpg)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Grape Ape on June 02, 2015, 04:00:38 AM
uh oh, Fitness Frenzy got a name......
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 02, 2015, 04:02:15 AM
uh oh, Fitness Frenzy got a name......


Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 02, 2015, 04:29:58 AM
Best thing with Navy Mike is that his girlfriend has swedish ancestry!

(https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11120589_1083026741713587_1114897580204627135_n.jpg?oh=a9c2912a258fce296c430f3ef74b0518&oe=55EFCDC8)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11083602_1050110111671917_3833020406209398772_n.jpg?oh=aa451cd62606214302b21878b38f454c&oe=560CB3C7&__gda__=1442981744_39c531b1263960b247657f67b56a872e)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Thong Maniac on June 02, 2015, 04:34:44 AM
Best thing with Navy Mike is that his girlfriend has swedish ancestry!

(https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11120589_1083026741713587_1114897580204627135_n.jpg?oh=a9c2912a258fce296c430f3ef74b0518&oe=55EFCDC8)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11083602_1050110111671917_3833020406209398772_n.jpg?oh=aa451cd62606214302b21878b38f454c&oe=560CB3C7&__gda__=1442981744_39c531b1263960b247657f67b56a872e)

Ah wow those are cringe worthy. Theh probably paid to have those taken too
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Marty Champions on June 02, 2015, 04:36:47 AM
Mike needs to fuck her ass more

Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on June 02, 2015, 04:42:39 AM
LOL, good one. Mike sounds like he's doing ok...I think  :D
I've known some who competed and were so broke:
1. I bought this one dude a 2 pc at Popeyes and dropped him off at the bus station after the contest.
He didn't have a car or any money on him. I saw him walking after the contest . Since he was in my class I offered him a ride. He told me he spent his last money on getting ready for the show. Told me he worked part time at some sub shop and  lived with his grandma and rode his bike to work and the gym ( was around  30 yr old).100% serious.
It least he had his priorities right ???
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 02, 2015, 04:43:34 AM
Implants or assius normalus?

When not ripped and offseason, she has great glutes. Navy Mike should be proud.
(https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/45277_626026007413665_218636616_n.jpg?oh=23d70ab865642e317253d6b0fd24b51a&oe=55BF5533)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Yamcha on June 02, 2015, 04:46:37 AM
Great glutes, but no-so-great taste in friends. Amirite?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 02, 2015, 04:49:45 AM
Great glutes, but no-so-great taste in friends. Amirite?

Since she has both swedish ancestry and great glutes, i can oversee one-two black friends (as long as it ain't three) and let it slide... for now.

She's still A-OK in my book.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 02, 2015, 04:57:17 AM
When not ripped and offseason, she has great glutes. Navy Mike should be proud.
(https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/45277_626026007413665_218636616_n.jpg?oh=23d70ab865642e317253d6b0fd24b51a&oe=55BF5533)

look at that ass. amazing. I need to get my girlfriend to squat.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 02, 2015, 05:08:13 AM
What a joke. She looks excellent fuck the placing's.

i know we always complain about mens placings on getbig... but when Ronnie Coleman in his prime stands next to a Ronnie Rockel, it's pretty easy to decide who is #1 and who is #10 at the Olympia.  Nothing against Rockel, but it's easy to tell.

Judging bikini/fitness looks to be so much more difficult.  The physiques are nearly identical.  How much of it goes down to reputation, their face, their personality, etc (all of the things which should NOT weigh into the outcome).

I can't see the jump from 1st to T-16th when comparing the two.  Anyway, props to her for doing the show.  I've seen it for years, people placing low and vowing to go 'all out' for the next year.  Sorry, IMHO, the greats of the sport were winning these shows easily and they're just built for it.  She should just stay at the level she's at - beautiful and healthy and better than 99.99% of the population.  no need to go 'all out' for a year to get the extra 5 pounds of hardness that 1st place has.  Just my 2 cents - she's perfect as is... screw the placings, just use the contest as an annual showcase for how good she looks, and not worry about what the placings say.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on June 02, 2015, 05:15:01 AM
What a joke. She looks excellent fuck the placing's.
This, she looks great.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: njflex on June 02, 2015, 05:31:14 AM
i know we always complain about mens placings on getbig... but when Ronnie Coleman in his prime stands next to a Ronnie Rockel, it's pretty easy to decide who is #1 and who is #10 at the Olympia.  Nothing against Rockel, but it's easy to tell.

Judging bikini/fitness looks to be so much more difficult.  The physiques are nearly identical.  How much of it goes down to reputation, their face, their personality, etc (all of the things which should NOT weigh into the outcome).

I can't see the jump from 1st to T-16th when comparing the two.  Anyway, props to her for doing the show.  I've seen it for years, people placing low and vowing to go 'all out' for the next year.  Sorry, IMHO, the greats of the sport were winning these shows easily and they're just built for it.  She should just stay at the level she's at - beautiful and healthy and better than 99.99% of the population.  no need to go 'all out' for a year to get the extra 5 pounds of hardness that 1st place has.  Just my 2 cents - she's perfect as is... screw the placings, just use the contest as an annual showcase for how good she looks, and not worry about what the placings say.
THE CLASSES MEN/WOMEN ARE DEEP'NO PUN INTENDED'ITS THE ONLY THING KEEPING THESE SHOWS MAKING $
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: mame09 on June 02, 2015, 05:31:55 AM
Implants or assius normalus?

its a weird shaped ass is doesnt connect to the hammys

with that being said ill hit it till my cock falls off  ;D
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 02, 2015, 05:59:28 AM
Hey guys.  Got in Kate and passed out. Ya it fucking sucked. The head judge was flown out at the last min to do a pro show and a stand by came in.

The judging was fucking terrible. I've never seen such blatant politics before. The women that looked a song would ne scattered all throughout the ranking

She said when she walked out and look at the judge fir the fest time, none of them was even look. They already had the ranking picked out.

Here is a comforting fact. One of the judges was a trainer with a lot of girls in the show.. Seems fair

That's the difference between first and last... Haha ya even those fat girls thst don't even look like they dieted where in between

The feed back was she looked like she was a figure athlete. I can some what see it but I think she's hoe bikni should look. 
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 02, 2015, 06:02:46 AM
Btw im going to show this to her. She was upset and everthing you guys told her is what I said. But it will mean more coming from others. Thanks you guys a lot for the kind words
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 02, 2015, 06:03:23 AM
The judging was fucking terrible. I've never seen such blatant politics before. The women that looked a song would ne scattered all throughout the ranking
She said when she walked out and look at the judge fir the fest time, none of them was even look. They already had the ranking picked out.
Here is a comforting fact. One of the judges was a trainer with a lot of girls in the show.. Seems fair

That's the difference between first and last... Haha ya even those fat girls thst don't even look like they dieted where in between
The feed back was she looked like she was a figure athlete. I can some what see it but I think she's hoe bikni should look.  

She should have placed alot better Mike. Judges were biased.

Lot of favoritism going on there.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: njflex on June 02, 2015, 06:04:14 AM
Hey guys.  Got in Kate and passed out. Ya it fucking sucked. The head judge was flown out at the last min to do a pro show and a stand by came in.

The judging was fucking terrible. I've never seen such blatant politics before. The women that looked a song would ne scattered all throughout the ranking

She said when she walked out and look at the judge fir the fest time, none of them was even look. They already had the ranking picked out.

Here is a comforting fact. One of the judges was a trainer with a lot of girls in the show.. Seems fair

That's the difference between first and last... Haha ya even those fat girls thst don't even look like they dieted where in between

The feed back was she looked like she was a figure athlete. I can some what see it but I think she's hoe bikni should look. 

THE other girl is slender and has fake boobs like most,your wife looks athletic 'a tad wider 'from the back and that due to her structure and muscle she has attained.she looks great from the front and presented a good package needed 'looks'presentation'coloring...good luck to her in future shoes..
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Grape Ape on June 02, 2015, 06:05:16 AM
She said when she walked out and look at the judge fir the fest time, none of them was even look.

When did you convert into a foreigner?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Marty Champions on June 02, 2015, 06:10:05 AM
Nice just needs to spread her butthole
Hey guys.  Got in Kate and passed out. Ya it fucking sucked. The head judge was flown out at the last min to do a pro show and a stand by came in.

The judging was fucking terrible. I've never seen such blatant politics before. The women that looked a song would ne scattered all throughout the ranking

She said when she walked out and look at the judge fir the fest time, none of them was even look. They already had the ranking picked out.

Here is a comforting fact. One of the judges was a trainer with a lot of girls in the show.. Seems fair

That's the difference between first and last... Haha ya even those fat girls thst don't even look like they dieted where in between

The feed back was she looked like she was a figure athlete. I can some what see it but I think she's hoe bikni should look. 

Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: BDsauce on June 02, 2015, 06:12:44 AM
Hey guys.  Got in Kate and passed out. Ya it fucking sucked. The head judge was flown out at the last min to do a pro show and a stand by came in.

The judging was fucking terrible. I've never seen such blatant politics before. The women that looked a song would ne scattered all throughout the ranking

She said when she walked out and look at the judge fir the fest time, none of them was even look. They already had the ranking picked out.

Here is a comforting fact. One of the judges was a trainer with a lot of girls in the show.. Seems fair

That's the difference between first and last... Haha ya even those fat girls thst don't even look like they dieted where in between

The feed back was she looked like she was a figure athlete. I can some what see it but I think she's hoe bikni should look. 


(http://img.pandawhale.com/39876-The-Rock-applauds-applause-cla-OmWp.gif)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 02, 2015, 06:16:58 AM
Nice just needs to spread her butthole

maybe you can pet her sometimes when navy mike is not home?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: SuperTed on June 02, 2015, 06:17:06 AM
These contests are all politics. Everyone knows it. That's what makes competing a pretty pointless endeavour. All the time and effort for what?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 02, 2015, 06:29:49 AM
Btw im going to show this to her. She was upset and everthing you guys told her is what I said. But it will mean more coming from others. Thanks you guys a lot for the kind words

 ;D

Lol, there are guys taking about ass fucking her FFS.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Rambone on June 02, 2015, 06:29:59 AM
Hey guys.  Got in Kate and passed out. Ya it fucking sucked. The head judge was flown out at the last min to do a pro show and a stand by came in.

The judging was fucking terrible. I've never seen such blatant politics before. The women that looked a song would ne scattered all throughout the ranking

She said when she walked out and look at the judge fir the fest time, none of them was even look. They already had the ranking picked out.

Here is a comforting fact. One of the judges was a trainer with a lot of girls in the show.. Seems fair

That's the difference between first and last... Haha ya even those fat girls thst don't even look like they dieted where in between

The feed back was she looked like she was a figure athlete. I can some what see it but I think she's hoe bikni should look. 


Typos of peace

But yeah, she did get hosed
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 02, 2015, 06:40:57 AM
;D

Lol, there are guys taking about ass fucking her FFS.

maybe Getbig's voyeurisms turns her on.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: bigmikecox on June 02, 2015, 07:00:02 AM
Bummer, i wonder why last? Maybe needs some bolt ons to compete at the higher level?

she wasn't last! You place out of the top 15 everyone is awarded 16th place. Her NAME is last alphabetically
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: latiuss on June 02, 2015, 07:16:05 AM
Hey guys.  Got in Kate and passed out. Ya it fucking sucked. The head judge was flown out at the last min to do a pro show and a stand by came in.

The judging was fucking terrible. I've never seen such blatant politics before. The women that looked a song would ne scattered all throughout the ranking

She said when she walked out and look at the judge fir the fest time, none of them was even look. They already had the ranking picked out.

Here is a comforting fact. One of the judges was a trainer with a lot of girls in the show.. Seems fair

That's the difference between first and last... Haha ya even those fat girls thst don't even look like they dieted where in between

The feed back was she looked like she was a figure athlete. I can some what see it but I think she's hoe bikni should look. 


Again not hating as your wifes ass is smashable as fuck and shes bukkakable from the front but her quads make her look too blocky for bikini bro and ruins her flow agree she looks like figure as even her calfs are big I know shes your wife but c'mon son its like having rami quads and doing physique instead of bbing.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: bigmikecox on June 02, 2015, 07:26:50 AM
Hey guys.  Got in Kate and passed out. Ya it fucking sucked. The head judge was flown out at the last min to do a pro show and a stand by came in.

The judging was fucking terrible. I've never seen such blatant politics before. The women that looked a song would ne scattered all throughout the ranking

She said when she walked out and look at the judge fir the fest time, none of them was even look. They already had the ranking picked out.

Here is a comforting fact. One of the judges was a trainer with a lot of girls in the show.. Seems fair

That's the difference between first and last... Haha ya even those fat girls thst don't even look like they dieted where in between

The feed back was she looked like she was a figure athlete. I can some what see it but I think she's hoe bikni should look. 


Welcome to Nationals!!!  Some Nationals shows are like that, especially in bikini where there are so many girls on "teams". Sucks but its how it is. She looked damn good. Just have to get her face out there and play the game
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: stuntmovie1 on June 02, 2015, 09:42:10 AM
MIKE, Win, lose, or draw .... Your wife is a beautiful lady and placing 15th in a competitive lineup of beautiful women is nothing to be ashamed of.

Based on the photos I've seen, it appears that the 'winner was thinner' and the thinner winner gets the 'chicken dinner'.

It seems that all these girls are so beautiful physically, that the judges look for the one contestant that 'suffered' the most to stand up there on that stage.

And that 'thinner winner' seems to have suffered most with one hell of a strict diet to win that chicken dinner.

But in this case it was a 'plastic' trophy.

I'm always amazed that Hollywood agents fail to pass their cards to some of these competitors .....because each and every one of them is far more beautiful than any actress working in major motion pictures today.

And there are two words that are always said by those who don't do as well as they expected .... but never said by those who place well.

Those two words are "political" and "fixed".

And in the majority of cases I always respond with a word of my own.

"BULLSHIT!"

If the young HOWArD HUFHES was alive today, he'd be there in person with ten or twenty contracts in his hand.

Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: herefortheglitter on June 02, 2015, 09:53:21 AM
she wasn't last! You place out of the top 15 everyone is awarded 16th place. Her NAME is last alphabetically

(http://i44.tinypic.com/fky5hf.jpg)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: loco on June 02, 2015, 10:33:43 AM
Hey guys.  Got in Kate and passed out.

Who is Kate, and what were you doing in her before passing out?  You cheating on your wife?

I can some what see it but I think she's hoe bikni should look.  

You calling your wife a hoe?

LOL...just kidding with ya, Mike!  Congratulations!  Your wife looks great and she should have won.  You are a lucky man, regardless of your neglected lawn.    ;D
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 02, 2015, 10:40:56 AM
Mike is quite the wordsmith / grammar nazi!  :D ;D
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 02, 2015, 10:46:59 AM
Mike is quite the wordsmith / grammar nazi!  :D ;D

I'm absolutely terrible at it. I'm dyslexic and it's been somthing I've always had to work on. My mind gets ahead of what my fingers are typing and it's just a mess. In school I have to reread my paper multiple times tell I get it right. Then it's not to bad.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Waller on June 02, 2015, 10:49:00 AM
I'm absolutely terrible at it. I'm dyslexic and it's been somthing I've always had to work on. My mind gets ahead of what my fingers are typing and it's just a mess. In school I have to reread my paper multiple times tell I get it right. Then it's not to bad.

Does it affect your fingerbang technique?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 02, 2015, 10:49:10 AM
I'm absolutely terrible at it. I'm dyslexic and it's been somthing I've always had to work on. My mind gets ahead of what my fingers are typing and it's just a mess. In school I have to reread my paper multiple times tell I get it right. Then it's not to bad.

I understood you were dyslexic, just messing with you in good fun Mike.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Hulkotron on June 02, 2015, 10:49:30 AM
:o

Wes  you are the authority when it comes to glutes -ham tie ins  , what is that lump on the back of her legs ?

Something looks "off" with her ass if you ask me.

Would still like to bury my nose in it though.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 02, 2015, 10:49:37 AM
Chick from my gym just did her first bikini show, she looked awesome at the gym, good body etc... but a couple of us guys were talking and decided she wouldn't do well because she didn't look "in shape" (no abs or separation at all). Again she looked phenomenal otherwise.

Needless to say she won the novice class and took second overall.

Howard what are judges looking at for these contests?

I refused to judge bikini ( and MPD) due a lack of objective criteria, so I quit judging.
Thus, I'm convinced it's little more then a sexy beach body contest which is totally subjective.
More paid entrants = more $$ for the promoter= pretty simple equation on why they have it.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 10:51:45 AM
(http://www.musculardevelopment.com//contests/1890-npc-jr-usas/2015/58569-chelsea-harris/58569-chelsea-harris-15_final.jpg)

(http://www.musculardevelopment.com//contests/1890-npc-jr-usas/2015/58569-chelsea-harris/58569-chelsea-harris-11_final.jpg)
That butt needs a lot of work, a lot
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 10:52:47 AM
I refused to judge bikini ( and MPD) due a lack of objective criteria, so I quit judging.
Thus, I'm convinced it's little more then a sexy beach body contest which is totally subjective.
More paid entrants = more $$ for the promoter= pretty simple equation on why they have it.
Bikini is easy to judge, you just dont want to
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 10:56:35 AM
If she got implants those are bad, butt shouldnt fold over like that
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 02, 2015, 10:59:02 AM
If she got implants those are bad, butt shouldnt fold over like that

I dunno bro... they look real to me.   

Looking at the pics, I'd give her top 5.  Maybe a little muscle-y for bikini, but lower half outclasses everyone in the class. 
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: stuntmovie1 on June 02, 2015, 11:06:56 AM
HOWARD ... You've judged a fair number of NPC events and I agree with you regarding the difficulty of judging the women's events, BUT have you ever participated as a judge and have personally seen or participated in any form of corruption when it comes to placing the contestants?


Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: herefortheglitter on June 02, 2015, 11:07:45 AM
(http://i57.tinypic.com/nxsuvk.jpg)

What is going on here? Bad injection??
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 11:09:59 AM
I dunno bro... they look real to me.   

Looking at the pics, I'd give her top 5.  Maybe a little muscle-y for bikini, but lower half outclasses everyone in the class. 
Man glad you guys dont judge, that is not a good bikini butt
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 02, 2015, 11:14:19 AM
Btw im going to show this to her. She was upset and everthing you guys told her is what I said. But it will mean more coming from others. Thanks you guys a lot for the kind words

She looks outstanding and could have been top 5, IMO. 

Lower half development is best in class.  Major props.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 02, 2015, 11:28:22 AM
(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f209/modelboy69/bikini%20butt_zpsfzwdk2jh.jpg) (http://s48.photobucket.com/user/modelboy69/media/bikini%20butt_zpsfzwdk2jh.jpg.html)

This is a good bikini butt

Thanks for the expert opinion based of the current criteria which is?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 11:29:40 AM
Ok Noel, I quit judging when bikini and MPD started to become the largest divisions.
I also was pretty clueless about what specific criteria to use when judging bikini ( and MPD).
Perhaps, you could enlighten us with some of the actual criteria used in bikini judging.
I'm 100% serious and sure others would like to know as well.

I've seen some very vague and general criteria for bikini and that's it.
I suspect it's purposefully vague to keep hope alive and entry numbers high?

Tiny waist, hips, flat tummy to noticeable abs, look of a track athlete as in you can tell she works out but not too much back or shoulders, arm definition without looking figure, butt needs to be muscular and lifted, round and fully developed to over developed, hammy tie in noticable
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 02, 2015, 11:30:27 AM
Tiny waist, hips, flat tummy to noticeable abs, look of a track athlete as in you can tell she works out but not too much back or shoulders, arm definition without looking figure, butt needs to be muscular and lifted, round and fully developed to over developed, hammy tie in noticable

Is that written down anywhere or is it just your personal preference?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 11:34:23 AM
Judges meetings, this has been discussed from day one and has changed in the last few years. I train a lot of bikini girls so I have to know the current state of judging in order for them to place well.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 02, 2015, 11:38:04 AM
Judges meetings, this has been discussed from day one and has changed in the last few years. I train a lot of bikini girls so I have to know the current state of judging in order for them to place well.

Ever thought about sharing the info with the competitors , it would make their prep and training so much easier.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 11:39:50 AM
Ever thought about sharing the info with the competitors , it would make their prep and training so much easier.

I'm a pretty well known trainer and judge , I tell everyone that asks
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 02, 2015, 11:41:07 AM
her ass looks much more round and full in some of the older shots, so maybe her contest prep went wrong / bad?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 02, 2015, 11:43:44 AM
Tiny waist, hips, flat tummy to noticeable abs, look of a track athlete as in you can tell she works out but not too much back or shoulders, arm definition without looking figure, butt needs to be muscular and lifted, round and fully developed to over developed, hammy tie in noticable

Damn good description of the criteria they need to use ( perhaps they already do?)
I can see why you are good at your job Noel.

Ya know, the NPC never provided clear criteria similar to what you just did.
I was pretty clueless , so I felt incompetent to judge bikini ( and MPD), so I quit.
It may sound odd, but I felt like an "outsider" during the last few years I judged.
Not sure why?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: liquid_c on June 02, 2015, 11:44:16 AM
Noel doesn't like Mike too much.   Ever since Mike pointed out the very well known fact that female bodybuilding is pretty much dead.  
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 11:45:18 AM
Get back in there, they need good judges at the local level
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 02, 2015, 11:45:56 AM
I'm a pretty well known trainer and judge , I tell everyone that asks

Are you deliberately acting dumb.
This information should be clearly written down and available for the athletes.

Im pretty sure I could find it if I went and looked, you seem to be blissfully unaware.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 11:46:24 AM
Noel doesn't like Mike too much.   Ever since Mike pointed out the very well known fact that female bodybuilding is pretty much dead.  
Don't even know Mike, first place girl had a bad butt too.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 11:48:32 AM
Are you deliberately acting dumb.
This information should be clearly written down and available for the athletes.

Im pretty sure I could find it if I went and looked, you seem to be blissfully unaware.
I'm sure its written down somewhere, doesn't it make more sense to ask somebody who is actually going to judge, or if your unsure ask a trainer who has winning bikini girls?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 02, 2015, 11:49:06 AM
Damn good description of the criteria they need to use ( perhaps they already do?)
I can see why you are good at your job Noel.

Ya know, the NPC never provided clear criteria similar to what you just did.
I was pretty clueless , so I felt incompetent to judge bikini ( and MPD), so I quit.
It may sound odd, but I felt like an "outsider" during the last few years I judged.
Not sure why?

Are you trolling him?
Hes pretty much just made that up.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 02, 2015, 11:50:03 AM
I'm sure its written down somewhere, doesn't it make more sense to ask somebody who is actually going to judge, or if your unsure ask a trainer who has winning bikini girls?
Lol, you just quoted it according to you.
Where did you read all that you just spouted?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 11:55:03 AM
I will type slowly, we have judges meetings all the time for new judges and the criteria is explained. Judge enough shows or are involved and you can get a feel for what a good bikini body should look like, its hard to describe in detail why Phil beats Kia, you get a written description but it takes judging experience to get the right call.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Wiggs on June 02, 2015, 11:57:02 AM
Said it before, gonna hurt when she leaves him for a man with money and a cut lawn.


Sounds like you have insecurity issues.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 02, 2015, 11:57:31 AM
I will type slowly, we have judges meetings all the time for new judges and the criteria is explained. Judge enough shows or are involved and you can get a feel for what a good bikini body should look like, its hard to describe in detail why Phil beats Kia, you get a written description but it takes judging experience to get the right call.

By whom?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Automation on June 02, 2015, 11:58:13 AM
I will type slowly, we have judges meetings all the time for new judges and the criteria is explained. Judge enough shows or are involved and you can get a feel for what a good bikini body should look like, its hard to describe in detail why Phil beats Kia, you get a written description but it takes judging experience to get the right call.

By the right call, do you actually mean: the wrong call?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 02, 2015, 12:01:43 PM


see if you can guess who wins this before the end.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 12:01:48 PM
By whom?
Sandy Williamson at the Emerald cup this year, and the year before , and the year before, she explained it to about 500 people the night before the show, were all here to answer questions problem is not many people ask.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 02, 2015, 12:03:22 PM
Ok here is the deal ( I think):
Most of the actual judging criteria for bikini , MPD and even figure and WPD is based more on, unofficial word of mouth, "common knowledge". Even some of the bodybuilding criteria has evolved into this.

If you ever get bored and want to get a good idea of what I'm talking about it, go to IFBB.com
Click and read the actual rules for judging criteria, stage lighting, etc and yes , even the section on> ( drug testing/doping control/banned substances).

Very few of the written, official rules/criteria are ever adhered to or enforced.
It's been that way for a long time and is worse when it comes to the new divisions.
It's a real eye opener when you read the official, written rules and then reflect on what you see happen in actual contests. ;)

So if your face fits you are OK?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 12:05:41 PM


see if you can guess who wins this before the end.
No real stand out, I could give reasons for the top three to be inter changed, girl who won had a good butt but the other girl in green also had a good butt, she would have been my choice because I like them slightly more muscular but the winner did have the tightest waist.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 02, 2015, 12:07:02 PM


see if you can guess who wins this before the end.

I prefer the girls from Brazil.
The girl that won here is pretty and fit but it looks like she lost her ass playing cards before the show?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 12:07:42 PM
MPD and WPD is easy to judge
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 02, 2015, 12:10:40 PM
No real stand out, I could give reasons for the top three to be inter changed, girl who won had a good butt but the other girl in green also had a good butt, she would have been my choice because I like them slightly more muscular but the winner did have the tightest waist.

are you serious, she looked like an ironing board.

If thats the criteria then its best to not lift and just diet on 700 cals for 10 weeks.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: latiuss on June 02, 2015, 12:12:30 PM
Brazilian bikini over american bikini anyday
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 12:13:18 PM
Did you see where I wrote no real stand out.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 02, 2015, 12:30:40 PM
Brazilian bikini over american bikini any day of the week.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 02, 2015, 12:31:10 PM
are you serious, she looked like an ironing board.

If thats the criteria then its best to not lift and just diet on 700 cals for 10 weeks.

agree 100%
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 02, 2015, 12:34:09 PM
while we wait for Navy Mike's reply:


(http://s16.postimg.org/8uil2tait/navy_mikes_girlfriend_aefseage.jpg)

Beauty and the frog
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 02, 2015, 12:40:18 PM
I'll tell you what the judging criteria is... There is none. It's just whatever the judge finds that matches his or her personal preference when it comes to sex appeal. This chick won the OVERALL she was a joke when she came out. Her wigg was so big people started laughing. She looked terrible. The sad part was there was a few women you looked outstanding.  But when you judge some one on sex appeal and posing... How can you argue with a judge? You can't it's all personal preference  
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: mazrim on June 02, 2015, 12:40:35 PM
are you serious, she looked like an ironing board.

If thats the criteria then its best to not lift and just diet on 700 cals for 10 weeks.
Definitely didn't have that "track athlete" criteria look to her....
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 02, 2015, 12:41:48 PM
So if your face fits you are OK?

Huh? ???
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 02, 2015, 12:44:56 PM
Sandy Williamson at the Emerald cup this year, and the year before , and the year before, she explained it to about 500 people the night before the show, were all here to answer questions problem is not many people ask.
I know Sandy and I'm sure she did a great job explaining it.
BUT, in my opinion, clear explanations like your example are few/far between.
Simple solution for this:
Have the NPC national office send out a clear 1 pg letter on the basic criteria for bikini.
THEN have the judges adhere to it.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 12:45:54 PM
I'll tell you what the judging criteria is... There is none. It's just whatever the judge finds that matches his or her personal preference when it comes to sex appeal. This chick won the OVERALL she was a joke when she came out. Her wigg was so big people started laughing. She looked terrible. The sad part was there was a few women you looked outstanding.  But when you judge some one on sex appeal and posing... How can you argue with a judge? You can't it's all personal preference  

Can you throw up a side by side of your girl and the one who got the overall? front and back poses
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 02, 2015, 12:47:53 PM
Mike's girl (on the right) has far greater leg muscle.  Glutes destroy too. 
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 12:49:03 PM
are you serious, she looked like an ironing board.

If thats the criteria then its best to not lift and just diet on 700 cals for 10 weeks.
Finland may have different standards
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 02, 2015, 12:49:35 PM
Can you throw up a side by side of your girl and the one who got the overall? front and back poses

I'd love that but it wouldn't work it's not like bb when you can see comditioning or symmetry and pretty much all be in agreement. I like blondes with musckes, John likes black chicks, Sarah like red heads

I like green suits, she likes blue

I like muscle the other judges hates it and like skinny fat chicks

I like reserved to the point posing but this judges only likes the hand movments and winks and ass shaking

They judge on all that bullshit and you can't say Anyones wrong.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: bigmc on June 02, 2015, 12:50:46 PM
its a subjective beauty pagent

I bet the winners are posing for the judges in hotel rooms etc
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 02, 2015, 12:52:10 PM
Finland may have different standards

Sure she destroys Her
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 02, 2015, 12:53:50 PM
Her ass being round like that is muscle she has a donkey ass it's stupid how solid it is. The overall has zero ass. It's nasty actually
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 12:58:28 PM
Mike you are a bit delusional, from the front they are pretty close, the overall girl is slightly tighter, from the back your girl needs work, its light years away
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: thegamechanger on June 02, 2015, 01:00:04 PM
some suggest that you cannot judge by watching pictures.

i think there might be something to that. just saying.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 02, 2015, 01:01:37 PM
Mike you are a bit delusional, from the front they are pretty close, the overall girl is slightly tighter, from the back your girl needs work, its light years away

Work on what??? Losing muscle.. Light years?


Considering your the only one in her saying she looks bad.
 
I'm not here saying she should be overall or even win her class what I'm saying is she didn't deserve 16th plave when this was in the top 5 of her class
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 01:02:04 PM
Mikes girl needs to work on her posing as well
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 01:03:47 PM
Work on what??? Losing muscle.. Light years?


You want the truth or you want to believe they put people in last call out just on preference
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 02, 2015, 01:07:26 PM
Mike you are a bit delusional, from the front they are pretty close, the overall girl is slightly tighter, from the back your girl needs work, its light years away
Yet one came dead last in her class and the other won the overall  ???
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 02, 2015, 01:07:58 PM
You want the truth or you want to believe they put people in last call out just on preference

I think that they have the ones they want and the rest they don't give to shits where they fall. Look
At the top 5 lol in every class you have one or two that look completely different then the others. If the judging is all the sane that wouldn't be the case.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 02, 2015, 01:10:07 PM
Yet one came dead last in her class and the other won the overall  ???

Exactly which means what there was 300 women between the two? If the two have similar builds they should have place near the top of both classes. Or dead last in both of thier classes.  But instead you have thin rails to fat women and everthing in between them in placing
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 02, 2015, 01:15:09 PM
Exactly which means what there was 300 women between the two? If the two have similar builds they should have place near the top of both classes. Or dead last in both of thier classes.  But instead you have thin rails to fat women and everthing in between them in placing

Mike, do you and your wife a favour and get off the bodybuilding treadmill.
This shitty sport will eat you both up.

You will look back in ten years and you will have a turtle gut you cant get rid of and your wife will be sporting a goatie.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 02, 2015, 01:16:33 PM
Huh? ???

Thats exactly what you said in your answer, its why Phil wins the Olympia, its why Branch places high in shows.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 01:16:58 PM
Exactly which means what there was 300 women between the two? If the two have similar builds they should have place near the top of both classes. Or dead last in both of thier classes.  But instead you have thin rails to fat women and everthing in between them in placing
This is exactly the attitude that will keep her where she is. Don't look for why she placed low.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: a_pupil on June 02, 2015, 01:19:09 PM
maybe have her try out the figure class (or whatever they call the less muscular physique division for women). bikini judging criteria is fucked. especially if that hebrew chick placed so far ahead of your mrs.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 01:20:40 PM
Work on what??? Losing muscle.. Light years?


Considering your the only one in her saying she looks bad.
 
I'm not here saying she should be overall or even win her class what I'm saying is she didn't deserve 16th plave when this was in the top 5 of her class

Never said she looked bad, show them both from the back please
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Wiggs on June 02, 2015, 01:20:42 PM
Noel, are you an NPC shill?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 01:23:31 PM
Noel, are you an NPC shill?
Not at all, just not a conspiracy nut, trying to help Mike actually
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 02, 2015, 01:24:56 PM
Not at all, just not a conspiracy nut, trying to help Mike actually
Theres no conspiracy, theres nothing at all TBH.
Its just a load of blokes and dykes lusting after girls onstage.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 01:30:44 PM
(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f209/modelboy69/coeurlida-ashby-31_final_zpsoaljebtq.jpg) (http://s48.photobucket.com/user/modelboy69/media/coeurlida-ashby-31_final_zpsoaljebtq.jpg.html)

This is why she beat your girl
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on June 02, 2015, 01:33:16 PM
I don't claim to know the bikini criteria like Noel does. That's NOT the real issue in my opinion.
BUT,I do know the actual origins for adding bikini and MPD...$$$ for the promoter/organization. Pretty simple.
The reality is, some care to use a standard like Noel outlined and others don't.
The shows are not fixed in the way some think. It's the opposite of some neat, precise conspiracy.
It's random with the only real goal of keeping people entering in bigger numbers.
500 bikini and figure girls at $200 per entry fee is some serious cash before they even sell a ticket*.

Think about it Mike.
The same exact "look" that your wife won with in a regional show was considered bad at this Jr USA.
I'll bet she beat a lot of girls with the same "look" that placed higher at this event.

Ok, you folks gave it a shot at the national level and you both are pissed off and disappointed.
Don't take it personal  and do your best to recognize this for what it really is!
On the national level the contests are a mostly a numbers game.
More paid entries = more $$ for the promoter and NPC organization.

A small number of top girls get a pro card and feel they have launched a career as a pro fitness model.
Really? Hmmm, how many actually make a 6 figure income from being a bikini or figure pro from pro contests?  ;)

Bodybuilding or female figure fitness is a great hobby.
Enjoy it for what it is and end the pro card quest for her NOW.

1. Have her switch to figure.

2. Forget about competing in national level events

3. Stick with state/national events and compete TOGETHER 1-2 a yr and ENJOY it as a hobby.
There will always be some good regional show to do, every yr and IGNORE those who think she needs to be in the nationals*. That's a major waste of time, $$ and energy.
good post you fart loving bastard
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: BDsauce on June 02, 2015, 01:33:42 PM
Noel, what is your favorite drug cocktail?

Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: latiuss on June 02, 2015, 01:34:40 PM
good post you fart loving bastard

X2 he knows his shit
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 01:35:08 PM
Noel, what is your favorite drug cocktail?


Anadrol, tren, halo and vodka, now thats a party
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: herefortheglitter on June 02, 2015, 01:38:00 PM
How your right. We are taking a long time off getting fat and happy. Then we will do another show togeather in a year. She's heavly considering figure but she has to realky what to do it not just cuz everyone says to.

If we do make a run a nationals. I'll play the game put her face out there. Get the right coach do the right show all that bs

I am going to say Noel is a good coach... Look at his girl that just won.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: wes on June 02, 2015, 01:38:08 PM
Anadrol, tren, halo and vodka, now thats a party
That`s a potential murder scene!  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 02, 2015, 01:50:47 PM
Mike  ::)

The national level stuff is a numbers $$ game and rat race with no real prize at the end.
It's like chasing a ghost that haunts you. In the end , there isn't anything real.
I was all in your mind.

Oh well, you seem like a great couple and really decent people.
Most don't ever listen to the realistic message ,guys like me try to convey.
I'm used to being ignored by the vast majority within the fitness/contest scene.

In life and bodybuilding , most have to learn the hard way.




No I hear you loud and clear we all want to be the best at what we do. I know I'll never be a pro. I just feel my wife could. Could she step on the O stage? I feel she could and if that her dream. I'm here to support her because I think she really can. If she couldn't I would lead her on.

I just want to save money go on vacations on work on my car lol
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 01:52:10 PM
Mike  ::)

The national level stuff is a numbers $$ game and rat race with no real prize at the end.
It's like chasing a ghost that haunts you. In the end , there isn't anything real.
I was all in your mind.

Oh well, you seem like a great couple and really decent people.
Most don't ever listen to the realistic message ,guys like me try to convey.
I'm used to being ignored by the vast majority within the fitness/contest scene.

In life and bodybuilding , most have to learn the hard way.




Pro card gets you training clients, you can make a fortune in this sport if you work. Yami works maybe 5 hours a day training people makes about 10 k per month
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 02, 2015, 01:59:58 PM
Pro card gets you training clients, you can make a fortune in this sport if you work. Yami works maybe 5 hours a day training people makes about 10 k per month

Good point and I'll take your word for it.

1.If someone wants to make it in the fitness industry they should listen to a guy like you, no question.

2. I always considered fitness and bodybuilding contests to be a fun, healthy, wholesome HOBBY.

We both love bodybuilding BUT your end goals are quite different from mine , my friend.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 02, 2015, 02:04:23 PM
Pro card gets you training clients, you can make a fortune in this sport if you work. Yami works maybe 5 hours a day training people makes about 10 k per month

I am not saying you are wrong, but most IFBB bodybuilders are not especially bright. What is 10 K per month worth if you can not understand Kahn N Singh posts and marvel at ironmeister photoshops over a glass of chardonnay?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 02, 2015, 02:08:57 PM
Allergic reaction from weeds in their lawn? She probably got that after their picnic. Need to up the dose (of benedryl)

lolz
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 02, 2015, 02:12:09 PM
Pro card gets you training clients, you can make a fortune in this sport if you work. Yami works maybe 5 hours a day training people makes about 10 k per month

Telling people to eat protein and veg and lift weights and what drugs to take (drugs being the main topic of conversation).

The worlds gone mad.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Devon97 on June 02, 2015, 02:15:01 PM
Pro card gets you training clients, you can make a fortune in this sport if you work. Yami works maybe 5 hours a day training people makes about 10 k per month

You know how many chicks have a pro card these days?

Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 02, 2015, 02:15:50 PM
The more I look at her, she for sure has a figure physique and not a bikini division. Lets say she won the bikini, that would set a more muscular standard for bikini. Your wife looks great, but lets keep the bikini class less muscular. Look how DBL ruined the figure class. DBL would win just about every State show's bodybuilding division because of her abuse of male hormones...

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Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 02, 2015, 02:18:08 PM
No I hear you loud and clear we all want to be the best at what we do. I know I'll never be a pro. I just feel my wife could. Could she step on the O stage? I feel she could and if that her dream. I'm here to support her because I think she really can. If she couldn't I would lead her on.

I just want to save money go on vacations on work on my car lol


OK, I'm an old fart and last competed 20 yrs ago, so wtf, maybe you should listen to what Noel says.

I never got into the BB drugs much, but I feel I wasted a lot of life on the fruitless quest of BB shows, many moons ago.

I'm starting to ramble so let me end with this message:
I know  how frustrated and disappointed you and your wife are over her placing at the recent Jr USA.
I can sense the desire to keep going for it, etc. I get THAT, I really do Mike.
I  wish I had spent more time on cruises or in scenic Mts, then at a BB contest ,when I was younger.

Thanks for listening. I sincerely wish you both a long and happy marriage.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 02, 2015, 02:21:40 PM
I am going to say Noel is a good coach... Look at his girl that just won.

x2 !  If someone wants to go for it, a coach like Noel is a great way to go.
He can tell you how to make it on the national stage.
 100% serious.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Thong Maniac on June 02, 2015, 02:22:57 PM
I'd love that but it wouldn't work it's not like bb when you can see comditioning or symmetry and pretty much all be in agreement. I like blondes with musckes, John likes black chicks, Sarah like red heads

I like green suits, she likes blue

I like muscle the other judges hates it and like skinny fat chicks

I like reserved to the point posing but this judges only likes the hand movments and winks and ass shaking

They judge on all that bullshit and you can't say Anyones wrong.

The million dollar question now is...


...Then why do you and her keep doing this "sport"? Its a self destructive lifestyle, trying to please some schmoes who "judge" shows. Why not just work out to look good and focus on other things. You both know this "industry" is beyond fucked up...yet you buy into it at the same time
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 02:35:14 PM
The sport is what you make it, the only bad experience I ever have is when a decision doesnt go our way, I know some really cool people in the sort and I stay away from the douche bags, its on you if you get mixed up with freaks but that goes anywhere not just bodybuilding
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 02, 2015, 02:38:32 PM
Mikes wife tightens up from behind she could do well.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: illuminati on June 02, 2015, 03:01:27 PM
I'm sure its written down somewhere, doesn't it make more sense to ask somebody who is actually going to judge, or if your unsure ask a trainer who has winning bikini girls?













Does it not make perfect sense for it to written down
And described clearly in a Rule Book for Judging Criteria
So judge & competitors Know.
Not some vague description passed from one to another.

Make it Clear & Make It Freely & Easily Available.
Might help Stop some of The Favouritism / Politics.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 02, 2015, 03:02:29 PM
The sport is what you make it, the only bad experience I ever have is when a decision doesnt go our way, I know some really cool people in the sort and I stay away from the douche bags, its on you if you get mixed up with freaks but that goes anywhere not just bodybuilding
Good attitude and the only way to survive and enjoy the world of contests.
I met a lot of cool people via bodybuilding over the years.

For me, the best memories are from doing a local or state show and meeting/knowing people at the show.

You are one of the good ones Noel. Keep up the good work.
Maybe we will meet at some BB expo/contest in the future?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: wes on June 02, 2015, 03:06:20 PM
Not a big deal really,just make improvements and shock them next year..........get pissed for motivation.............. always worked for me.

Good luck!
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: The Grim Lifter on June 02, 2015, 03:06:59 PM
Not at all, just not a conspiracy nut, trying to help Mike actually

By gaining another client, pumping her full of hormones and turning her into a man.

Thank the world for Caitlyn Jenner evening out all the women you take from us.

Navy Mike's wife looks a million times better than the winner, who looks good but too skinny. Fuck bodybuilding judging she looks far better for real life.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: The Grim Lifter on June 02, 2015, 03:10:15 PM
Work on what??? Losing muscle.. Light years?


Considering your the only one in her saying she looks bad.
 
I'm not here saying she should be overall or even win her class what I'm saying is she didn't deserve 16th plave when this was in the top 5 of her class


Look at the world nowadays, all the money is being made from Social Media.

Do you think Michelle Lewin would have won the contest? Who cares she's got more followers and is hotter than the winner. Use those comparison pics on her Insta to gain more followers that's how you'll make money from the sport.

Don't listen to Noel Fuller and turn her into a man just to win a fucking trophy from a corrupt organisation.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2015, 04:13:13 PM
I would love to slowly lower Navy_Mike into boiling water and then throw in a plugged toaster oven for good measure.

Anything to wipe that stupid grin/wide mouth off the face of the earth. 
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: The Grim Lifter on June 02, 2015, 04:18:54 PM
I would love to slowly lower Navy_Mike into boiling water and then throw in a plugged toaster oven for good measure.

Anything to wipe that stupid grin/wide mouth off the face of the earth. 

So much Irony
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 02, 2015, 04:58:31 PM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/Ii8hzXiJxrReM/giphy.gif)

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Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on June 02, 2015, 05:02:17 PM
Best thing that could have happened. I'm happy for Navy_Mike, this is un malheur heureux, a happy misfortune. Navy_Mike's marriage, while still on course toward titanic ruination, has been thrown a temporary lifeline (which, following a crude, back-of-envelope estimation should be about as long as it will take Tbombz to relapse to buggery – which shouldn't be too long now: because while Jesus saves, the Assbunny craves). From my leather armchair, I get the sense that deep within his subconscious Navy_Mike is basking in his wife's dispiriting failure. He's giggling with hidden delight. Of course, he'd never admit this because his conscious thoughts would find these feelings too disturbing, which is why he's not aware of them. But we know better than Navy_Mike; especially, SF 1900, True Adonis, and Che. For example, it's abundantly clear to all that Navy_Mike lacks implicit self-esteem, which, tiny as it is, would have been excruciatingly crushed even more had his wife placed well, or, Arnold forbid, won a pro card. In other words, Navy_Mike's self-awareness as a ham-n-eggy competitive bodybuilder would have been felt even more acutely had his wife ascended to an echelon that he can only fantasize of reaching. Navy_Mike, if you read this, know that Getbig breathes a collective sigh of relief for your connubial wellbeing. Though you are still destined-to-be-better-dealt-by-wifey, it won't be this week. Rejoice!
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Rambone on June 02, 2015, 05:05:36 PM
Best thing that could have happened. I'm happy for Navy_Mike, this is un malheur heureux, a happy misfortune. Navy_Mike's marriage, while still on course toward titanic ruination, has been thrown a temporary lifeline (which, following a crude, back-of-envelope estimation should be about as long as it will take Tbombz to relapse to buggery – which shouldn't be too long now: because while Jesus saves, the Assbunny craves). From my leather armchair, I get the sense that deep within his subconscious Navy_Mike is basking in his wife's dispiriting failure. He's giggling with hidden delight. Of course, he'd never admit this because his conscious thoughts would find these feelings too disturbing, which is why he's not aware of them. But we know better than Navy_Mike; especially, SF 1900, True Adonis, and Che. For example, it's abundantly clear to all that Navy_Mike lacks implicit self-esteem, which, tiny as it is, would have been excruciatingly crushed even more had his wife placed well, or, Arnold forbid, won a pro card. In other words, Navy_Mike's ham-n-eggy self-awareness as a competitive bodybuilder would have been felt even more acutely had his wife ascended to an echelon that he can only fantasize of reaching. Navy_Mike, if you read this, know that Getbig breathes a collective sigh of relief for your connubial wellbeing. Though you are still destined-to-be-better-dealt-by-wifey, it won't be this week. Rejoice!
LOL!
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: che on June 02, 2015, 05:10:10 PM
Best thing that could have happened. I'm happy for Navy_Mike, this is un malheur heureux, a happy misfortune. Navy_Mike's marriage, while still on course toward titanic ruination, has been thrown a temporary lifeline (which, following a crude, back-of-envelope estimation should be about as long as it will take Tbombz to relapse to buggery – which shouldn't be too long now: because while Jesus saves, the Assbunny craves). From my leather armchair, I get the sense that deep within his subconscious Navy_Mike is basking in his wife's dispiriting failure. He's giggling with hidden delight. Of course, he'd never admit this because his conscious thoughts would find these feelings too disturbing, which is why he's not aware of them. But we know better than Navy_Mike; especially, SF 1900, True Adonis, and Che. For example, it's abundantly clear to all that Navy_Mike lacks implicit self-esteem, which, tiny as it is, would have been excruciatingly crushed even more had his wife placed well, or, Arnold forbid, won a pro card. In other words, Navy_Mike's ham-n-eggy self-awareness as a competitive bodybuilder would have been felt even more acutely had his wife ascended to an echelon that he can only fantasize of reaching. Navy_Mike, if you read this, know that Getbig breathes a collective sigh of relief for your connubial wellbeing. Though you are still destined-to-be-better-dealt-by-wifey, it won't be this week. Rejoice!
;D
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 02, 2015, 05:15:43 PM
All kidding aside mike- no butt implants, correct?  

That's all legit muscle, right?  
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: SF1900 on June 02, 2015, 05:16:20 PM
Best thing that could have happened. I'm happy for Navy_Mike, this is un malheur heureux, a happy misfortune. Navy_Mike's marriage, while still on course toward titanic ruination, has been thrown a temporary lifeline (which, following a crude, back-of-envelope estimation should be about as long as it will take Tbombz to relapse to buggery – which shouldn't be too long now: because while Jesus saves, the Assbunny craves). From my leather armchair, I get the sense that deep within his subconscious Navy_Mike is basking in his wife's dispiriting failure. He's giggling with hidden delight. Of course, he'd never admit this because his conscious thoughts would find these feelings too disturbing, which is why he's not aware of them. But we know better than Navy_Mike; especially, SF 1900, True Adonis, and Che. For example, it's abundantly clear to all that Navy_Mike lacks implicit self-esteem, which, tiny as it is, would have been excruciatingly crushed even more had his wife placed well, or, Arnold forbid, won a pro card. In other words, Navy_Mike's ham-n-eggy self-awareness as a competitive bodybuilder would have been felt even more acutely had his wife ascended to an echelon that he can only fantasize of reaching. Navy_Mike, if you read this, know that Getbig breathes a collective sigh of relief for your connubial wellbeing. Though you are still destined-to-be-better-dealt-by-wifey, it won't be this week. Rejoice!

While Jesus Saves, the Assbunny craves--I had to make that my signature GB headline. I did give you credit  ;D ;D

Kahn, beautifull written. I agree, that Navy Mike is basking in the glory of his wife's failure. Navy Mike does not want to see his wife climb the mountains of fitness greatness, as he fears that she will leave him when something better comes along.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2015, 05:27:11 PM
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Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: wes on June 02, 2015, 05:34:48 PM
Best thing that could have happened. I'm happy for Navy_Mike, this is un malheur heureux, a happy misfortune. Navy_Mike's marriage, while still on course toward titanic ruination, has been thrown a temporary lifeline (which, following a crude, back-of-envelope estimation should be about as long as it will take Tbombz to relapse to buggery – which shouldn't be too long now: because while Jesus saves, the Assbunny craves). From my leather armchair, I get the sense that deep within his subconscious Navy_Mike is basking in his wife's dispiriting failure. He's giggling with hidden delight. Of course, he'd never admit this because his conscious thoughts would find these feelings too disturbing, which is why he's not aware of them. But we know better than Navy_Mike; especially, SF 1900, True Adonis, and Che. For example, it's abundantly clear to all that Navy_Mike lacks implicit self-esteem, which, tiny as it is, would have been excruciatingly crushed even more had his wife placed well, or, Arnold forbid, won a pro card. In other words, Navy_Mike's ham-n-eggy self-awareness as a competitive bodybuilder would have been felt even more acutely had his wife ascended to an echelon that he can only fantasize of reaching. Navy_Mike, if you read this, know that Getbig breathes a collective sigh of relief for your connubial wellbeing. Though you are still destined-to-be-better-dealt-by-wifey, it won't be this week. Rejoice!
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 02, 2015, 05:39:26 PM


Front row , WYHI ?
4, 3, 1, 2... ;)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Twaddle on June 02, 2015, 05:40:48 PM
I would love to slowly lower Navy_Mike into boiling water and then throw in a plugged toaster oven for good measure.

Anything to wipe that stupid grin/wide mouth off the face of the earth. 

Why such hatred towards Navy Mike?  He seems like a decent fellow.  Not the best gardener, but he's alright in my book.   ???
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: stuntmovie1 on June 02, 2015, 05:49:04 PM
I think that the best advice and remarks come from the likes of Noel and Howard. Both have been involved in the game enough to know what the hell they are talking about and manage to express it intelligently without animosity.

I would take my helmit off (never wore a hat) to the both of you if I wore one today.

I have yet to read these last two pages but after seeing Mike's beautiful wife in that on-stage photo and comparing it to the winner, it's evident to me that 'thin is in' and 'the thinner winner gets the chicken dinner'.

But ... that is only my humble opinion based on photo comparisons which is one hell of a poor way to say that one contender is better than the other.

So forget I said it!

HOWARD ... that was great advice that you gave a few pages back regarding your advice to compete in smaller events rather than national contests. At least until more experience is obtained with the hopes of more renown recognition.

What years were you involved as a NPC judge? Did you ever judge a national contest? Have you ever participated as an IFBB judge? Etc, etc?

NOEL .... How long have you been involved with Contest Prep? I think we have meet before in years gone by.

Accuse me of being dumber than shit, but you both make sense to me!
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 02, 2015, 06:06:43 PM
Hey Stunt, I started out as an old AAU judge and even judged the America a couple times.
I did most of my NPC judging from 1996- 2012 and then quit.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 02, 2015, 06:10:41 PM
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Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: stuntmovie1 on June 02, 2015, 06:14:35 PM
Howard, Who were the Mr. A winners the years you were involved with judging? We might have met back then.

Am I correct in assuming that during 1996 to 2012, you were judging NPC contests in the So Cal area?

I guess you knew Joe Valdez and Jon Lindsay, etc, etc, etc.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Voice of Doom on June 02, 2015, 06:15:30 PM
Beauty and the frog

Obvious cosmetic butt implants are obvious
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 02, 2015, 06:25:41 PM
Howard, Who were the Mr. A winners the years you were involved with judging? We might have met back then.

Am I correct in assuming that during 1996 to 2012, you were judging NPC contests in the So Cal area?

I guess you knew Joe Valdez and Jon Lindsay, etc, etc, etc.
Recently passed Joe D and Mike Scarcella. they were great Mr A's.
I was at the AAU America comm. ( early 90's) meeting in Louisiville , chaired by Dr Spaulding where we voted to start drug testing. I suspect you know Ted Karnezis ( former AAU BB chair? ) How about Fred yale?
Never judged an NPC show in southern Cal. Jon Lindsey promotes a lot of shows and invited me to judge one of his if I was ever heading out that way. But I never did.
Most of my NPC judging was in the south eastern US, mostly in Ga, Miss and a lot of years in Louisiana.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: The True Adonis on June 02, 2015, 06:25:52 PM
Why such hatred towards Navy Mike?  He seems like a decent fellow.  Not the best gardener, but he's alright in my book.   ???
You don't pay much attention I gather.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 02, 2015, 06:27:56 PM
Obvious cosmetic butt implants are obvious

Yeah right  ::)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 02, 2015, 06:30:49 PM
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Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 02, 2015, 06:34:10 PM
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:D Nothing can top THAT.
Thread!
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: OlympiaGym on June 02, 2015, 06:57:41 PM
Mike is one of the best posters on GB. He doesn't just talk the talk,  he walks the walk
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 02, 2015, 07:19:02 PM
Obvious cosmetic butt implants are obvious


These days, it's pretty common.  They look good...

Props to you and your girl, mike.  Living the dream, walking the walk, actually competing and doing it together!
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 02, 2015, 07:26:12 PM

These days, it's pretty common.  They look good...

Props to you and your girl, mike.  Living the dream, walking the walk, actually competing and doing it together!

Ok, so do the booty implants give a better echo effect when they fart?
Ya know like yodeling into a valley? ;D
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 02, 2015, 07:34:41 PM
Ok, so do the booty implants give a better echo effect when they fart?
Ya know like yodeling into a valley? ;D

that is hard to say.  I'll research it.

Howard, as a judge... do you think the judges would hate on a competitor with booty implants?  Seems unreasonable, especially with so many fake breasts on that stage.  Still, I figured I'd ask, as you're an actual judge and we're just armchair here.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 02, 2015, 07:58:55 PM
that is hard to say.  I'll research it.

Howard, as a judge... do you think the judges would hate on a competitor with booty implants?  Seems unreasonable, especially with so many fake breasts on that stage.  Still, I figured I'd ask, as you're an actual judge and we're just armchair here.

Lol you guys. I can promise on everthing those are not implants. Trust me. That's just her natural ass muscles it's pretty impressive.  I actually made a deal that if I got this job I appiled for if buy her boobs. Well come to find out I got the job... Haha now she's calling me on it
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Croatch on June 02, 2015, 08:06:06 PM
I don't understand the fake couple?  Steroid and implants.  Where is the real beauty or accomplishment here?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 02, 2015, 08:08:58 PM
Mike is one of the best posters on GB. He doesn't just talk the talk,  he walks the walk

Thanks brother just trying to live a fun life while I can.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Twaddle on June 02, 2015, 08:49:46 PM
You don't pay much attention I gather.

Why would I?  Like I said, he seems like a decent fellow.  Do you honestly mean him harm, or are you just joshing?  Why would you want to do such cruel things to another human?   ???
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on June 02, 2015, 09:14:32 PM
Why would I?  Like I said, he seems like a decent fellow.  Do you honestly mean him harm, or are you just joshing?  Why would you want to do such cruel things to another human?   ???

Ever seen a picture of Adonis? It's no wonder he's angry at the world.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Twaddle on June 02, 2015, 09:39:24 PM
Ever seen a picture of Adonis? It's no wonder he's angry at the world.

That doesn't excuse the hateful things he's saying though.  Nobody deserves that.   :(
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 02, 2015, 09:45:57 PM
Lol you guys. I can promise on everthing those are not implants. Trust me. That's just her natural ass muscles it's pretty impressive.  I actually made a deal that if I got this job I appiled for if buy her boobs. Well come to find out I got the job... Haha now she's calling me on it

Empty promise of peace.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Dave D on June 02, 2015, 10:07:44 PM
I don't understand the fake couple?  Steroid and implants.  Where is the real beauty or accomplishment here?

Not kidding at all or being sarcastic,  you are/have been one of my favorite posters.

You pull no punches.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: SF1900 on June 02, 2015, 10:24:24 PM
Not kidding at all or being sarcastic,  you are/have been one of my favorite posters.

You pull no punches.


When you e been a gym for a few decades...you tend to noticed a few things.  In a 60 minutes workout, you probably have 30 minutes of idol time.  It's good to be aware of others in life.  Why would I care, because I care about lifting in general.  The current majority of tools who train are a disgrace to lifting.  Attention whoring on Instagram, drug reliant, iPhone fingering, multiple training partners, pussy footing their routines...half reppers...and so on.  It's the majority...that's the problem.  One delusional bunch.
Very little heart in today's gyms.
Being secure and aware have nothing to do with each other.  You know how many jokers I've seen in my gym go from a piss poor physique, after training for a few years, to bloated wannabes?  Most can't do jack without drugs, but at least train hard if you take them.  It's become the biggest beta bitch activity one can partake in these days.  Drug assisted pussy liftin.  Usually, juice is the consolation prize for when you fail.  I've seen it at least a half dozen times.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Dave D on June 02, 2015, 10:28:40 PM

When you e been a gym for a few decades...you tend to noticed a few things.  In a 60 minutes workout, you probably have 30 minutes of idol time.  It's good to be aware of others in life.  Why would I care, because I care about lifting in general.  The current majority of tools who train are a disgrace to lifting.  Attention whoring on Instagram, drug reliant, iPhone fingering, multiple training partners, pussy footing their routines...half reppers...and so on.  It's the majority...that's the problem.  One delusional bunch.
Very little heart in today's gyms.
Being secure and aware have nothing to do with each other.  You know how many jokers I've seen in my gym go from a piss poor physique, after training for a few years, to bloated wannabes?  Most can't do jack without drugs, but at least train hard if you take them.  It's become the biggest beta bitch activity one can partake in these days.  Drug assisted pussy liftin.  Usually, juice is the consolation prize for when you fail.  I've seen it at least a half dozen times.

Lol, I still read the entire post and laugh every time.

Well played.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on June 02, 2015, 11:51:09 PM
Not a big deal really,just make improvements and shock them next year..........get pissed for motivation.............. always worked for me.

Good luck!
for vince g it didnt
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: ritch on June 03, 2015, 12:10:49 AM
for vince g it didnt

Gahhahaha!!!
Still no progress pics from Vince since getting that little special box he mentioned. As I said Vince, the longer you wait, the more impressive I will expect the pics to be.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Croatch on June 03, 2015, 12:15:50 AM

When you e been a gym for a few decades...you tend to noticed a few things.  In a 60 minutes workout, you probably have 30 minutes of idol time.  It's good to be aware of others in life.  Why would I care, because I care about lifting in general.  The current majority of tools who train are a disgrace to lifting.  Attention whoring on Instagram, drug reliant, iPhone fingering, multiple training partners, pussy footing their routines...half reppers...and so on.  It's the majority...that's the problem.  One delusional bunch.
Very little heart in today's gyms.
Being secure and aware have nothing to do with each other.  You know how many jokers I've seen in my gym go from a piss poor physique, after training for a few years, to bloated wannabes?  Most can't do jack without drugs, but at least train hard if you take them.  It's become the biggest beta bitch activity one can partake in these days.  Drug assisted pussy liftin.  Usually, juice is the consolation prize for when you fail.  I've seen it at least a half dozen times.
Of course.  With juicers, it's not always the rule...but the norm who juice.  How many make great gains, then take sauce?  5%?  If someone has weak gains and is on, you know they made even weaker gains off gear.  It's a sad state in gyms today.  The wannabe Arnold's minus the genetics and work ethic.  They get a weight belt, put on a grunt face and fake their way to being a bad ass among their pals...until reality smashes them in the face with this post...woosh.
I suppose you can't blame people.  The reality is a small percentage have good genetics for lifting.  Most pretty much have no choice.  Now if only there were steroid for calves...mmm.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: illuminati on June 03, 2015, 12:36:57 AM
Of course.  With juicers, it's not always the rule...but the norm who juice.  How many make great gains, then take sauce?  5%?  If someone has weak gains and is on, you know they made even weaker gains off gear.  It's a sad state in gyms today.  The wannabe Arnold's minus the genetics and work ethic.  They get a weight belt, put on a grunt face and fake their way to being a bad ass among their pals...until reality smashes them in the face with this post...woosh.
I suppose you can't blame people.  The reality is a small percentage have good genetics for lifting.  Most pretty much have no choice.  Now if only there were steroid for calves...mmm.













Probably has something to do with the Instant Society we Live in now.
And a drug for every thing Be it medical or recreational.
The young people getting involved are Not going to have the same
Outlook as 30/40/50+ yrs Ago.
How can they be expected too.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Croatch on June 03, 2015, 01:23:49 AM

Probably has something to do with the Instant Society we Live in now.
And a drug for every thing Be it medical or recreational.
The young people getting involved are Not going to have the same
Outlook as 30/40/50+ yrs Ago.
How can they be expected too.
The media is a walking promotion for drugs.  Ironic as it is.  McGwire and Sosa used drugs?  Ummm, they must work...I'm in. ;)
I like the clip where Clemens talked about how he didn't want to "grow a horn on his head" from steroids.  And the best, how juice makes the body break down...hahah
I actually defend the roids when it comes to bad press, as it's simply inaccurate.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 03, 2015, 02:12:51 AM
Any word on what that lump shit under the ass is  ???
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: bigmc on June 03, 2015, 03:28:35 AM
Any word on what that lump shit under the ass is  ???

nz asking the difficult questions in this thread  8)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 03, 2015, 05:55:14 AM
Any word on what that lump shit under the ass is  ???

mike, did you use site injections on her?   I know you said all natural, no implants.  Did you inject the hammies?  I know it's pretty common these days.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Never1AShow on June 03, 2015, 06:22:22 AM
mike, did you use site injections on her?   I know you said all natural, no implants.  Did you inject the hammies?  I know it's pretty common these days.

Simply put, this woman needs to get back to her job and back to working for a living.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on June 03, 2015, 07:29:15 AM
That doesn't excuse the hateful things he's saying though.  Nobody deserves that.   :(

Yeah, he's a total jackass. Attacking family members is a move for the lamest of the lame. It's the weak sauce shit that complete fuckwads like Rehaluk and Joon pull
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: loco on June 03, 2015, 08:41:37 AM
I would love to slowly lower Navy_Mike into boiling water and then throw in a plugged toaster oven for good measure.

Anything to wipe that stupid grin/wide mouth off the face of the earth. 

Religion of peace...guess the race.    ::)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 03, 2015, 09:49:06 AM
Pro card gets you training clients, you can make a fortune in this sport if you work. Yami works maybe 5 hours a day training people makes about 10 k per month


 ::)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: SF1900 on June 03, 2015, 09:51:25 AM

 ::)

That may not be entirely implausible. I know some guy who works at a FANCY, upscale gym in the upper west side of manhattan. He tends to train your typical 50-year old, bankers/lawyers/MDs and their wives. The gym charges a shit load of money for one training session. But these people have the money to pay it and they do. This guy makes a killing.

I guess it really depends what type of clientele you cater to and what they can afford.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 03, 2015, 09:57:09 AM
That may not be entirely implausible. I know some guy who works at a FANCY, upscale gym in the upper west side of manhattan. He tends to train your typical 50-year old, bankers/lawyers/MDs and their wives. The gym charges a shit load of money for one training session. But these people have the money to pay it and they do. This guy makes a killing.

I guess it really depends what type of clientele you cater to and what they can afford.

I'm sure it is plausible, but bragging like a low six figure income is the end all be all is pathetic, especially when it's not your money.  That said, how much of that doe she have to spend on drugs and supplements to maintain "the look"?

How you been?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 03, 2015, 09:57:57 AM

 ::)
She has won every show around here and now every bikini girl wants her help, she also trains all of their friends and we run a gym so she gets walk ins, charges 45 for a half hour session, so at 10 sessions a day shes at 450 most days, thats not including online training or the posing class she teaches
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Noel Fuller on June 03, 2015, 10:01:09 AM
I'm sure it is plausible, but bragging like a low six figure income is the end all be all is pathetic, especially when it's not your money.  That said, how much of that doe she have to spend on drugs and supplements to maintain "the look"?

How you been?

Last year when she competed she weighed 112, this year she was 111 or the NorCal, costs a fortune to make those kind of changes, some people were bitching about what a waste of time the competing is, not true if you are willing to work, LOL low six figure income isnt the end all be all but its pretty damn close
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 03, 2015, 10:03:34 AM
I don't understand the fake couple?  Steroid and implants.  Where is the real beauty or accomplishment here?

Mike is one of the best posters on Getbig, not only the biggest heart, the greatest mind, but also the most eloquent as well.

A true rolemodel for anyone below 14 years of age.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Wiggs on June 03, 2015, 10:08:26 AM
Mike is old school Americana. I like him.  He's a vet as well, so we understand each other in that regard.  We wont always agree but he's a good guy in my book.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: SF1900 on June 03, 2015, 10:42:54 AM
I'm sure it is plausible, but bragging like a low six figure income is the end all be all is pathetic, especially when it's not your money.  That said, how much of that doe she have to spend on drugs and supplements to maintain "the look"?

How you been?

Agreed. No sense in bragging. I mean, Coach makes much more than that a month.

Ive been good. Trying to get through my paper. What about you?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 03, 2015, 12:24:21 PM
that is hard to say.  I'll research it.

Howard, as a judge... do you think the judges would hate on a competitor with booty implants?  Seems unreasonable, especially with so many fake breasts on that stage.  Still, I figured I'd ask, as you're an actual judge and we're just armchair here.

Since they don't ban any substances it's a NON issue for most NPC judges UNLESS it's obvious and absurd looking. I can't speak for pro IFBB judges but I think they do the same thing.
Remember the issue with Iris Kyle getting placed out of the top 5  at the  ASC? She had these obvious , injection scars on her lower glute area. If it's obvious and absurd looking, it will cost ya.

The best amateur figure girl I ever judged was Lacy Lebeuf in regional NPC contests in La/Miss circa 2000.
She was around 5'3", long brown hair and no boob job.
Pretty girl with  damn near perfect feminine physique lines.
She stood out in a line up of fake boobs, blonde hair extensions and related fake beauty aids.

I was always a big fan of fitness legend AGF.
I saw her do this matador dance routine guest posing.
She was so poised and classy in her movements and carried herself with dignity.

Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Parker on June 03, 2015, 12:37:48 PM
Best thing that could have happened. I'm happy for Navy_Mike, this is un malheur heureux, a happy misfortune. Navy_Mike's marriage, while still on course toward titanic ruination, has been thrown a temporary lifeline (which, following a crude, back-of-envelope estimation should be about as long as it will take Tbombz to relapse to buggery – which shouldn't be too long now: because while Jesus saves, the Assbunny craves). From my leather armchair, I get the sense that deep within his subconscious Navy_Mike is basking in his wife's dispiriting failure. He's giggling with hidden delight. Of course, he'd never admit this because his conscious thoughts would find these feelings too disturbing, which is why he's not aware of them. But we know better than Navy_Mike; especially, SF 1900, True Adonis, and Che. For example, it's abundantly clear to all that Navy_Mike lacks implicit self-esteem, which, tiny as it is, would have been excruciatingly crushed even more had his wife placed well, or, Arnold forbid, won a pro card. In other words, Navy_Mike's ham-n-eggy self-awareness as a competitive bodybuilder would have been felt even more acutely had his wife ascended to an echelon that he can only fantasize of reaching. Navy_Mike, if you read this, know that Getbig breathes a collective sigh of relief for your connubial wellbeing. Though you are still destined-to-be-better-dealt-by-wifey, it won't be this week. Rejoice!
A vastus medialis came to my eye while reading this...You do good work.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 03, 2015, 12:37:59 PM
Mike's wife is a fine physical specimen.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 03, 2015, 01:04:48 PM
She has won every show around here and now every bikini girl wants her help, she also trains all of their friends and we run a gym so she gets walk ins, charges 45 for a half hour session, so at 10 sessions a day shes at 450 most days, thats not including online training or the posing class she teaches

No question, that ambitious trainers make a decent living and I respect them too.
BUT,I know of a lot more IFBB pro card winners that struggle to make it.

 I think it's great if someone  makes a living as a trainer or via selling supps, etc.
BUT, there are a lot more ways to make a decent living.
It bugs me how some many who compete NOW, act like the " Fitness Industry" is the only way to make $$.

Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: liberty on June 03, 2015, 01:05:25 PM
She's smokin
She was too muscular/lean for bikini
Please keep her real boobs
Thats all I got  :)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 03, 2015, 01:17:55 PM
She's smokin
She was too muscular/lean for bikini
Please keep her real boobs
Thats all I got  :)

I agree. Fuk getting a boob job on that incredible female physique.
She should compete in figure and keep the basic look she now has.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 03, 2015, 05:38:36 PM
I agree. Fuk getting a boob job on that incredible female physique.
She should compete in figure and keep the basic look she now has.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 04, 2015, 04:12:42 AM
Mike's wife is a fine physical specimen.

Indeed, she possesses many qualities prized by the superficial male.

But the lump shit  ???

Mike needs to speak on this.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 04, 2015, 08:03:55 AM
Since they don't ban any substances it's a NON issue for most NPC judges UNLESS it's obvious and absurd looking. I can't speak for pro IFBB judges but I think they do the same thing.
Remember the issue with Iris Kyle getting placed out of the top 5  at the  ASC? She had these obvious , injection scars on her lower glute area. If it's obvious and absurd looking, it will cost ya.


Mike, howard might be onto something.  Skip those hammie shots next year, I bet she's top 5 in her class.  Her physique is far too good on its own to resort to the injections.  I could see her getting quads tight, coming in 3 pounds lighter and contending for a WIN in this class next year, she's seriously that good.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Howard on June 04, 2015, 08:10:26 AM
Mike, howard might be onto something.  Skip those hammie shots next year, I bet she's top 5 in her class.  Her physique is far too good on its own to resort to the injections.  I could see her getting quads tight, coming in 3 pounds lighter and contending for a WIN in this class next year, she's seriously that good.

I think it looks like some odd genetic thing at the base of her glutes .
Most likely due to some natural fat pockets in that form in that area?
Once she dieted down they appeared?

I'm 100% sure she looks like a figure girl, but nobody listens to me, so wtf.
I guess they need to hire some trainer like Noel who knows the look they want for the winners.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on June 04, 2015, 09:34:46 AM
I think it looks like some odd genetic thing at the base of her glutes .
Most likely due to some natural fat pockets in that form in that area?
Once she dieted down they appeared?

I'm 100% sure she looks like a figure girl, but nobody listens to me, so wtf.
I guess they need to hire some trainer like Noel who will have her sporting a goatee in three months

fixed
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: njflex on June 04, 2015, 09:58:00 AM
fixed
lol..
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 07, 2015, 08:02:55 PM
The sport is what you make it, the only bad experience I ever have is when a decision doesnt go our way, I know some really cool people in the sort and I stay away from the douche bags, its on you if you get mixed up with freaks but that goes anywhere not just bodybuilding

great advice
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 07, 2015, 11:06:00 PM
She has a natural fat deposits at her glute and hamstring tie in.  I think it might be estrogen related. The plan is to work on tightening that area and building up the glutes.

Thank you guys for all the kind words
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 07, 2015, 11:08:33 PM
fixed

Haha
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 07, 2015, 11:10:18 PM
mike, did you use site injections on her?   I know you said all natural, no implants.  Did you inject the hammies?  I know it's pretty common these days.

No no spot injections we joked about it but she just needs to put more muscle on them
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 07, 2015, 11:27:53 PM
Mike is old school Americana. I like him.  He's a vet as well, so we understand each other in that regard.  We wont always agree but he's a good guy in my book.

Thanks wiggs your good people in my book Semper Fi!
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: The KLF on June 08, 2015, 08:12:49 AM
I would love to slowly lower Navy_Mike into boiling water and then throw in a plugged toaster oven for good measure.

Anything to wipe that stupid grin/wide mouth off the face of the earth. 


The KLF agrees with this recommendation from the True Adonis.  The KLF is highly disappointed in Navy_Mike collecting disability payments from the military that he clearly does not deserve.  However, the KLF advises to season the pot and add potatoes.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Thong Maniac on June 08, 2015, 10:32:21 AM
Mike is your wife considering AAS yet?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Competitor 9 on June 08, 2015, 11:18:24 AM
Mike is your wife considering AAS yet?

For figure it would be a must. But she is really against it. We both don't like how women on aas look like even in figure. She wants to stay in bikini and just work on bring in a tighter look and pick a show that favors her look
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 09, 2015, 05:20:05 AM
Team Navy Mike 4 Life

Old School Americana
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on June 09, 2015, 07:34:05 AM
For figure it would be a must. But she is really against it. We both don't like how women on aas look like even in figure. She wants to stay in bikini and just work on bring in a tighter look and pick a show that favors her look

Is her posing suit for sale?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: TTfit on June 09, 2015, 07:57:28 AM
Honestly she looks really good but her physique isn't a bikini physique. Not in terms of competition. It's figure.

She's not petite enough for bikini....too much muscle.

I think the ass looks too big and fake. I'm not saying it is fake but for bikini something smaller and more compact will get rewarded.

Kudos to her for competing regardless.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 30, 2015, 08:45:56 AM
No no spot injections we joked about it but she just needs to put more muscle on them

What specific hamstring exercises does she use?  They seem bigger than the winner's hamstrings, by far.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=573360.0;attach=618547;image)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: _aj_ on June 30, 2015, 11:25:30 AM
What specific hamstring exercises does she use?  They seem bigger than the winner's hamstrings, by far.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=573360.0;attach=618547;image)

Cowgirl, reverse-cowgirl, doggy. All of them.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: King Shizzo on July 17, 2015, 11:35:02 AM
cool
Brutal response time.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Thong Maniac on August 04, 2015, 01:17:29 PM
What specific hamstring exercises does she use?  They seem bigger than the winner's hamstrings, by far.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=573360.0;attach=618547;image)

She likely had lipo there and that was a pocket that didnt smooth or too much was taken out. Seen it in a few women
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 04, 2015, 01:23:00 PM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/JollyAmazingApe.gif)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 240 is Back on September 16, 2015, 08:22:44 PM
Mike, are you and your woman competing at all this fall?   It was one of the best storylines on getbig this summer.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: njflex on September 17, 2015, 07:41:35 AM
Mike, are you and your woman competing at all this fall?   It was one of the best storylines on getbig this summer.
he's gone....
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Twaddle on September 17, 2015, 07:45:46 AM
Mike, are you and your woman competing at all this fall?   It was one of the best storylines on getbig this summer.

Excellent thread bump!   :D  I for one appreciate all the bumps you give us.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 17, 2015, 07:47:51 AM
(http://giant.gfycat.com/JollyAmazingApe.gif)

Great work! :D
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Nether Animal on September 17, 2015, 08:04:01 AM
he's gone....

Where? What happened?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: njflex on September 17, 2015, 08:53:42 AM
Where? What happened?
HE just left,nothing crazy.i guess didn't want to roll with the punches anymore...can't speak for him other than that.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Nether Animal on September 17, 2015, 09:02:26 AM
Damn. I'll miss giving him a hard time about his careless typing/grammar.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on September 17, 2015, 09:50:04 AM
HE just left,nothing crazy.i guess didn't want to roll with the punches anymore...can't speak for him other than that.

He eloped with Sev.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: wes on September 17, 2015, 10:00:49 AM
He sent me a PM and said goodbye...........that is all.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: njflex on September 17, 2015, 10:06:39 AM
He sent me a PM and said goodbye...........that is all.
YUP...
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 10pints on September 17, 2015, 10:26:32 AM
He sent me a PM and said goodbye...........that is all.

He'll be back....in a PIP thread.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: R.A.M. on September 17, 2015, 10:53:42 AM
Mike must be cutting his grass.  ???
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Julio Ceasar on September 17, 2015, 10:54:13 AM
Just like I thought! Dude was full on gear, diet, competition, in the zone. Competition over, no diet, nu drugs...dead meet! He is done! Depressed! LIfe sucks! : )
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: SF1900 on September 17, 2015, 11:34:36 AM
I have a feeling Navy Mike ran away from the forum because his little feelings were hurt about riding around with a disabled sticker on his car while leg pressing 800 pounds.  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Simple Simon on September 17, 2015, 11:36:45 AM
I have a feeling Navy Mike ran away from the forum because his little feelings were hurt about riding around with a disabled sticker on his car while leg pressing 800 pounds.  :-\ :-\

maybe someone dobbed him in.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: SF1900 on September 17, 2015, 11:42:58 AM
maybe someone dobbed him in.

True Adonis used to give him constant shit for collecting disability.

Navy Mike called it "wear and tear" on his body.  ::) ::) He had a bum knee from climbing upstairs, he said.

He was never actually in any combat/war.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 17, 2015, 11:45:15 AM
True Adonis used to give him constant shit for collecting disability.

Navy Mike called it "wear and tear" on his body.  ::) ::) He had a bum knee from climbing upstairs, he said.

He was never actually in any combat/war.

He was in the gym at times right?

Then he was in combat/war, since when you go to the gym, you go to war, and you are in the trenches.












At least that's what it was said in those old Flex magazines.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: SF1900 on September 17, 2015, 12:03:40 PM
He was in the gym at times right?

Then he was in combat/war, since when you go to the gym, you go to war, and you are in the trenches.












At least that's what it was said in those old Flex magazines.



(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4tf5lWbFvGU/Ub3CeFmUb5I/AAAAAAAACNY/XFHHAxNkjwk/s1600/army+bodybuilding.jpg)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Kwon_2 on September 17, 2015, 12:05:02 PM
(http://www.musculardevelopment.com/images/slider/2015/15branchjohnniematt-armworkout2.jpeg)
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: OB1 on September 17, 2015, 12:48:27 PM
lmao!!

That is true, hitting the weights is like going into war!!

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4tf5lWbFvGU/Ub3CeFmUb5I/AAAAAAAACNY/XFHHAxNkjwk/s1600/army+bodybuilding.jpg)

yeah.
if natural it should be.
otherwise waste of time.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: 240 is Back on January 24, 2016, 12:09:56 AM
Mike,

Are you returning to the bodybuilding stage in 2016?
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: sync pulse on July 20, 2016, 10:23:43 PM
True Adonis used to give him constant shit for collecting disability.

Navy Mike called it "wear and tear" on his body.  ::) ::) He had a bum knee from climbing upstairs, he said.

He was never actually in any combat/war.

You can get injured in "peacetime" as well...He related that he was injured in a ladder-well on his ship in rough weather...This is totally plausible.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Never1AShow on July 20, 2016, 11:02:24 PM
Has his wife continued to compete?  Many on this board predicted if she did she'd end up dropping him for some sweet talking promoter type.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Coffeed on July 20, 2016, 11:06:25 PM
Has his wife continued to compete?  Many on this board predicted if she did she'd end up dropping him for some sweet talking promoter type.
No woman can resist.
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: Julio Ceasar on July 20, 2016, 11:08:24 PM

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4tf5lWbFvGU/Ub3CeFmUb5I/AAAAAAAACNY/XFHHAxNkjwk/s1600/army+bodybuilding.jpg)

Haha. That Cutler would last 50m in a forest terrain before he is out of breath!
Title: Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?
Post by: stuntmovie on July 21, 2016, 10:33:32 AM
HOWARD and other GETBIGGERS,

Have any of you guys/gals ever judged one of these women's events?

Except for the Women's Bodybuilding which has relatively fewer contestants and relatively easier to judge for various reasons, I find it damn near impossible to even pick the top five within the other women's events.

Roughly 98% of all those on that stage are too damn beautiful and I often wonder why Hollywood movie agents arn't signing them sup!

But sometmes you do see the other 2% and wonder. "What the hell!?"

I rarely attend contests with the present  exception of the USA ... and I always sit up front with a well known group of serious insiders who are supposed to know this stuff and we all do our best to forecast the top three and in the vast majority of times  ... we fail to do so  ... unless a well known individual is just plain obvious ... which seldom happens.

SO I personally think that even one of the girls who places last .. is most likely better looking than  98% of  those ladies who find success within the motion picture industry .... And I know a lot about that industry. (Or at least .. I think I do!)

No discredit in placing last!

And Mike's wife is the perfect example!