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Title: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Wiggs on July 01, 2015, 06:38:27 PM
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Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Hulkotron on July 01, 2015, 06:39:37 PM
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Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Nails on July 01, 2015, 07:01:30 PM
if i were to say one , it would still be to many for me
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Wiggs on July 01, 2015, 07:02:23 PM
if i were to say one , it would still be to many for me

lol
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: _aj_ on July 01, 2015, 07:12:24 PM
My wife knows better than to call. Calling means that she's at the hospital. She texts a few times a day.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Costanza on July 01, 2015, 07:28:18 PM
Is the posedown between you and Vince Goodrum still taking place?
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 01, 2015, 07:29:54 PM
I work with my wife and even when I'm out of the office or gym we text daily. My girlfriend has been calling me in the middle of the night, but she just leaves a voicemail. Her voice has been sounding a little raspy as of late. She called just last night. I'm a little worried about her.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Wiggs on July 01, 2015, 07:36:34 PM
Is the posedown between you and Vince Goodrum still taking place?

That's up to him.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 01, 2015, 07:43:30 PM
I work with my wife and even when I'm out of the office or gym we text daily. My girlfriend has been calling me in the middle of the night, but she just leaves a voicemail. Her voice has been sounding a little raspy as of late. She called just last night. I'm a little worried about her.

Your wife texts me all day too. When she writes "need a tall guy to doggy me properly" what does she mean?
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Costanza on July 01, 2015, 07:50:41 PM
That's up to him.

In that case I declare you the winner.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Howard on July 01, 2015, 07:51:09 PM
Your wife texts me all day too. When she writes "need a tall guy to doggy me properly" what does she mean?

Obviously she's married to Coach? ;D
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 01, 2015, 07:53:47 PM
Your wife texts me all day too. When she writes "need a tall guy to doggy me properly" what does she mean?

And what qualifies you to "doggy"? Do you have a degree in "doggy"?
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: SF1900 on July 01, 2015, 07:55:39 PM
I work with my wife and even when I'm out of the office or gym we text daily. My girlfriend has been calling me in the middle of the night, but she just leaves a voicemail. Her voice has been sounding a little raspy as of late. She called just last night. I'm a little worried about her.

This stalker has called your home?
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 01, 2015, 08:07:06 PM
This stalker has called your home?

Almost everyday. Left me a voicemail at 3:39am.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Howard on July 01, 2015, 08:21:56 PM
Almost everyday. Left me a voicemail at 3:39am.

My mom had an effective answer for prank callers back in the day.
She kept a coach's whistle by the phone, and blew it  loudly.  100% serious
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 01, 2015, 08:23:55 PM
And what qualifies you to "doggy"? Do you have a degree in "doggy"?

Same as your training pedigree.....saw a few videos and then practiced on her for 15 years.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Rudee on July 01, 2015, 08:24:04 PM
When I first started dating my girlfriend a few years back, she started to drive me up the wall with daily messages in the morning like "Happy Monday"  "Happy Tuesday"  "Happy Friday" etc.   I didn't say anything about it until we were dating about 2 months, then I told her I can't stand people text "Happy Monday" bullshit.   We've been together almost 3 years now, and I have her well trained now.   ;D
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 01, 2015, 08:30:09 PM
Same as your training pedigree.....saw a few videos and then practiced on her for 15 years.

I'll tell you what stud. Anytime you wish to debate training protocols and methodologies feel free to test yourself. What do ya say? While you're  at it. Be sure to list YOUR credentials, who you've mentored and studied under and notables you've trained that have succeeded from you. I'll even let you off the hook from naming names. Deal?

You have a big mouth. It's time to prove yourself. I mean, if you're going to call me out about my knowledge and training, I'm sure you know better than I. I'm always willing to learn.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 01, 2015, 08:38:40 PM
I'll tell you what stud. Anytime you wish to debate training protocols and methodologies feel free to test yourself. What do ya say? While your at it. Be sure to list YOUR credentials, who you've mentored and studied under and notables you've trained that have succeeded from you. I'll even let you off the hook from naming names. Deal?

Or we could switch jobs for a day and see if you and your subnormal IQ can make it to noon without being fired.

Or we could post photos of our diplomas from accredited Universities and see where you stand.

Are they teaching Tire Flipping at Ivy League schools these days SpongeBob?
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Howard on July 01, 2015, 08:44:58 PM
I'll tell you what stud. Anytime you wish to debate training protocols and methodologies feel free to test yourself. What do ya say? While you're  at it. Be sure to list YOUR credentials, who you've mentored and studied under and notables you've trained that have succeeded from you. I'll even let you off the hook from naming names. Deal?

You have a big mouth. It's time to prove yourself. I mean, if you're going to call me out about my knowledge and training, I'm sure you know better than I. I'm always willing to learn.

Fuk that big word book learnin' crapola. I got my education from the life college of hard knocks.
Let's see you put in a full 8 hr shift with me at the drill bit factory.
In my book, PhD = pile it high and deep. ;)

We have some truck tires mounted on iron  axles for lifting behind the drill bit factory.
For cardio , we run up stairs with a rag stuffed in our mouth to make breathing tougher.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 01, 2015, 08:47:08 PM
Fuk that big word book learnin' crapola. I got my education from the life college of hard knocks.
Let's see you put in a full 8 hr shift with me at the drill bit factory.
In my book, PhD = pile it high and deep. ;)

We have some truck tires mounted on iron  axles for lifting behind the drill bit factory.
For cardio , we run up stairs with a rag stuffed in our mouth to make breathing tougher.

Howard.....I am 100% certain all of that is Obama's fault.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 01, 2015, 08:48:01 PM
Fuk that big word book learnin' crapola. I got my education from the life college of hard knocks.
Let's see you put in a full 8 hr shift with me at the drill bit factory.
In my book, PhD = pile it high and deep. ;)

We have some truck tires mounted on iron  axles for lifting behind the drill bit factory.
For cardio , we run up stairs with a rag stuffed in our mouth to make breathing tougher.

Yes, but even after that PhD your real learning didn't come until later.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 01, 2015, 08:48:57 PM
Or we could switch jobs for a day and see if you and your subnormal IQ can make it to noon without being fired.

Or we could post photos of our diplomas from accredited Universities and see where you stand.

Are they teaching Tire Flipping at Ivy League schools these days SpongeBob?

Wasn't my question now was it. Put up or shut up. BTW, like wise. You wouldn't make through the day. I guaranfuckingtee.

And BTW, yes they are teaching tire flipping at Ivy League schools. Are you finished now? Or do you want to keep this beating up?
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 01, 2015, 08:56:07 PM
Wasn't my question now was it. Put up or shut up. BTW, like wise. You wouldn't make through the day. I guaranfuckingtee.

Sweeping floors, watching tires get flipped, crying about Obama, spamming Getbig, and slinging gear to high school kids all day.....hmm, no I'm sure I could handle that in my sleep.

I guess the upside to being brainless is that you'll never have to suffer through a headache.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 01, 2015, 08:57:23 PM
Sweeping floors, watching tires get flipped, crying about Obama, spamming Getbig, and slinging gear to high school kids all day.....hmm, no I'm sure I could handle that in my sleep.

I guess the upside to being brainless is that you'll never have to suffer through a headache.

Read my edit fucktard.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 01, 2015, 08:58:18 PM
I work with my wife and even when I'm out of the office or gym we text daily. My girlfriend has been calling me in the middle of the night, but she just leaves a voicemail. Her voice has been sounding a little raspy as of late. She called just last night. I'm a little worried about her.

$500 a month for cell phones . . . A financial whiz.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 01, 2015, 09:07:31 PM
Read my edit fucktard.

Beating?

Yeah, you're the Stephen Hawking of tire flipping and speed clinics.   ::)

In reality your the pale, dumb, dwarf version of Goodrum.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 01, 2015, 09:09:33 PM
$500 a month for cell phones . . . A financial whiz.

THE BEEF

Hahaha, what??
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 01, 2015, 09:10:44 PM
Beating?

Yeah, you're the Stephen Hawking of tire flipping and speed clinics.   ::)

In reality your the pale, dumb, dwarf version of Goodrum.

You're skating. Dismissed.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: SF1900 on July 01, 2015, 09:16:46 PM
Almost everyday. Left me a voicemail at 3:39am.

How did they get your home number?  ??? ???

Its most likely not someone from here. I mean, lets be honest, youre not really a likeable person, so Id imagine many people having a problem with you. Just sayin'
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 01, 2015, 09:20:01 PM
How did they get your home number?  ??? ???

Its most likely not someone from here. I mean, lets be honest, youre not really a likeable person, so Id imagine many people having a problem with you. Just sayin'

Cell.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 01, 2015, 09:26:40 PM
You're skating. Dismissed.

Joe, do you have to pay return postage when they mail you your "training" certifications?

Which do you prefer being inside, a Tijuana pharmacia or a boy's high school locker room shower?
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 01, 2015, 09:28:50 PM
How did they get your home number?  ??? ???

Its most likely not someone from here. I mean, lets be honest, youre not really a likeable person, so Id imagine many people having a problem with you. Just sayin'

You put this well. He comes across as a know it all total asshole. Odd that Lori ( a devoutly religious woman ) could have found a common ground on which to have built a relationship with this Fred Flintstone like character.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 01, 2015, 09:40:32 PM
Joe, do you have to pay return postage when they mail you your "training" certifications?

Which do you prefer being inside, a Tijuana pharmacia or a boy's high school locker room shower?

In your chosen field they require no CEU's? Simple yes or no would suffice.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 01, 2015, 09:41:20 PM
You put this well. He comes across as a know it all total asshole. Odd that Lori ( a devoutly religious woman ) could have found a common ground on which to have built a relationship with this Fred Flintstone like character.

THE BEEF

How cute. He's stalking my wife now.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: 240 is Back on July 01, 2015, 09:42:17 PM
And what qualifies you to "doggy"? Do you have a degree in "doggy"?

Liberals don't have morals, and are incapable of doing "doggy".
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 01, 2015, 09:45:09 PM
Liberals don't have morals, and are incapable of doing "doggy".

True. Except with other men. It's an exit remember?
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 01, 2015, 09:52:35 PM
How cute. He's stalking my wife now.

Men don't use the word cute. Also, did THE BEEF say Lori was your wife? In society we develop relationships with friends, co-workers and individuals we have common interests with. You are paranoid and read far to muck into things.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 01, 2015, 09:58:57 PM
In your chosen field they require no CEU's? Simple yes or no would suffice.

CEUs......yes because I am a licensed professional.

Goodrum Cracker Jack personal trainer certificates.....not so much.

But I'd imagine you are doing innovative things with tire flipping and housewife diets.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 01, 2015, 10:06:57 PM
CEUs......yes because I am a licensed professional.

Goodrum Cracker Jack personal trainer certificates.....not so much.

But I'd imagine you are doing innovative things with tire flipping and housewife diets.

Ok. What is this profession you're in?
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 01, 2015, 10:09:50 PM
Men don't use the word cute. Also, did THE BEEF say Lori was your wife? In society we develop relationships with friends, co-workers and individuals we have common interests with. You are paranoid and read far to muck into things.

THE BEEF

Doesn't matter who she is. It's no secret. We met on here. Jesus Christ you're a fucktard. You know dude, I know of a person you know as well. I'm just going to respect that (her) privacy.....unless you really piss me off.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 01, 2015, 10:12:02 PM
You have THE BEEFS PERMISSION TO POST AWAY. POST EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT Alan Adam Grantmyre

THE BEEF
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 01, 2015, 10:14:31 PM
You have THE BEEFS PERMISSION TO POST AWAY.

THE BEEF

Your permission is irrelevant. It's the other person. Btw, don't call me tonight. I need my beauty sleep.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 01, 2015, 10:18:00 PM
Ok. What is this profession you're in?

You don't get to ask the questions Gimli, you're the one with the GED, Goodrum Online Training Certificates, and barely a double-digit IQ.

Trying to pass it off like you are doing something new or improved is what makes you look like a total fool.

Well, that and your retard-level posts.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 01, 2015, 10:19:22 PM
The other person . . . The one who stole my bike? Post in general terms, leave their name out of it.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 01, 2015, 10:19:38 PM
You don't get to ask the questions Gimli, you're the one with the GED, Goodrum Online Training Certificates, and barely a double-digit IQ.

Trying to pass it off like you are doing something new or improved is what makes you look like a total fool.

Well, that and your retard-level posts.

Knew you wouldn't answer. Go away son.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 02, 2015, 02:32:53 AM
Usually a couple times a day. Depends on what mood she's in though that particular day lol.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Super Natural on July 02, 2015, 03:30:43 AM
Never let your wife find this...

www.wunderlist.com

"How can I miss you if you don't go away"
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 02, 2015, 05:29:38 AM
Hahaha, what??

"$750. I pay about $345mo for 4 phones. Come to think of it I think I got some kind of discount because I turned the other phone in. (iPhone5)" THE BEEF stand scorrected.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: falco on July 02, 2015, 05:34:44 AM
Once as an average, sometimes doesn't call, sometimes calls twice...
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on July 02, 2015, 05:36:47 AM
Knew you wouldn't answer. Go away son.

Well, it sure as fuck isn't flipping tires and selling shitty gear to unsuspecting high school kids.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Yamcha on July 02, 2015, 05:40:57 AM
 :D  Gimli

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Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: pedro01 on July 02, 2015, 05:43:52 AM
Never, she usually just rings a bell for service
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Overload on July 02, 2015, 08:43:58 AM
I only get calls when something important happens, which usually sucks.

I'd say 5-6 texts a day on average.

Sometimes I'll give her the satisfaction of talking to me on the phone when I'm driving home from the office.


8)
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 02, 2015, 09:38:51 AM
Well, it sure as fuck isn't flipping tires and selling shitty gear to unsuspecting high school kids.

Whatever you say. You know better than I.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 02, 2015, 10:53:36 AM
anything more than 1 time is too many.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 02, 2015, 01:07:31 PM
Beating?

Yeah, you're the Stephen Hawking of tire flipping and speed clinics.   ::)

In reality your the pale, dumb, dwarf version of Goodrum.

Ok...so lets try this again since you avoided it the last time....



I'll tell you what stud. Anytime you wish to debate training protocols and methodologies feel free to test yourself. What do ya say? While you're  at it. Be sure to list YOUR credentials, who you've mentored and studied under and notables you've trained that have succeeded from you. I'll even let you off the hook from naming names. Deal?

You have a big mouth. It's time to prove yourself. I mean, if you're going to call me out about my knowledge and training, I'm sure you know better than I. I'm always willing to learn.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Wiggs on July 02, 2015, 01:27:21 PM
Ok...so lets try this again since you avoided it the last time....



I'll tell you what stud. Anytime you wish to debate training protocols and methodologies feel free to test yourself. What do ya say? While you're  at it. Be sure to list YOUR credentials, who you've mentored and studied under and notables you've trained that have succeeded from you. I'll even let you off the hook from naming names. Deal?

You have a big mouth. It's time to prove yourself. I mean, if you're going to call me out about my knowledge and training, I'm sure you know better than I. I'm always willing to learn.


Pay this loser no mind coach.  He has a big fucking mouth and nothing to back it up. It's why he remains anonymous.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: spiro on July 02, 2015, 01:27:25 PM
just got married few months ago. We have same work schedule. She texts me in the morning have a great day i love you. 3 days a week we train together she texts me when she is five minutes from the gym. I hate talking on the phone. Crazy about her though. Nice southern girl.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: _aj_ on July 02, 2015, 01:28:47 PM
just got married few months ago. We have same work schedule. She texts me in the morning have a great day i love you. 3 days a week we train together she texts me when she is five minutes from the gym. I hate talking on the phone. Crazy about her though. Nice southern girl.

Belated congrats.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Wiggs on July 02, 2015, 01:31:10 PM
just got married few months ago. We have same work schedule. She texts me in the morning have a great day i love you. 3 days a week we train together she texts me when she is five minutes from the gym. I hate talking on the phone. Crazy about her though. Nice southern girl.

Congrats on your happiness and marriage.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: spiro on July 02, 2015, 01:31:32 PM
Belated congrats.

Thanks brotha
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: spiro on July 02, 2015, 01:34:52 PM
Congrats on your happiness and marriage.

Thanks brotha wiggstein!
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 02, 2015, 02:18:59 PM
Not into a relationship, but I prefer <0.01 calls/texts per day
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: falco on July 04, 2015, 02:30:05 PM
Not into a relationship, but I prefer <0.01 calls/texts per day

It's time to move on. You're young, straight, athletic... A woman in your life could do wonders.
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: Henda on July 04, 2015, 02:35:29 PM
Hardly ever unless it's important, sometimes when where both at work she will text me at dinner time but I purposefully leave my phone in my office while I'm at the gym knowing by the time I get to it she will be finished her break and unable to reply again when I text back.
I see "men" texting their lasses back and forth all day long at work and feel embarrassed for them
Title: Re: How many times per day does your girlfriend/wife call/text you?
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 04, 2015, 03:12:54 PM
It's time to move on. You're young, straight, athletic... A woman in your life could do wonders.

Thanks for the heads up. Mrs Right is welcome in my life, but not 24/7 when it comes to contact, unless it's very urgent.