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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on July 21, 2015, 03:42:47 PM
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Vaginas are pretty ugly. I think we can all agree the cock is the better looking of the two sexual organs. Long, sleek and streamlined, your eyes are drawn to follow its lines from top to bottom. It's no coincidence there are so many things in nature that look like cocks and that make us think of cock (bananas, broom handles, bottles etc), it's because it’s pretty much the most aesthetic shape in the world.
Vaginas on the other hand just look disgusting. Think about it. The penis is smooth, long, curvy, stream lined - it's everything we wish we were. Like a fine wine it ages. The vagina is unsymmetrical, it has weird floppy bits and grizzled pieces of meat hanging out of it. It just looks horrible. I think a penis is more pleasing to the eye then the vagina. Why do you think so many Greek statues were made with the penis clearly shown, yet you never see a vagina in a female statue? It's because the penis is the most aesthetic part of the human body and should be glorified.
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#outed #getbig #parforcourse #mrolympia2015
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Five years ago I would've called you a phaggot. But in 2015 you are a brave hero deserving of an award. Congrats.
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Five years ago I would've called you a phaggot. But in 2015 you are a brave hero deserving of an award. Congrats.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Five years ago I would've called you a phaggot. But in 2015 you are a brave hero deserving of an award. Congrats.
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Reality
An 8-year-old boy walks home from school each day past an 8-year-old-girl's house.
One day he passes by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl.
He holds up the football and says, "See this football? Football is a boy's game, and only boys can have a football!"
The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother, "I want a football!"
Being a woman of the 90's, her mother runs out and gets her one.
The next day, the girl waits for the little boy and he rides up on his bike.
She holds up the football, "Nah Nah Nah Nah!"
The little boy angrily points to his bike and says, "Oh yeah, well this is a boy's bike and only boys get boy's bikes and you can't have one!"
She runs in to mom and the next day is waiting for him on her new boy's bike.
The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts, says, "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!"
The next day, he walks by and says, "Well, I guess I showed you!"
She promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts and proclaims, "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of THESE I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"
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Vaginas are pretty ugly. I think we can all agree the cock is the better looking of the two sexual organs. Long, sleek and streamlined, your eyes are drawn to follow its lines from top to bottom. It's no coincidence there are so many things in nature that look like cocks and that make us think of cock (bananas, broom handles, bottles etc), it's because it’s pretty much the most aesthetic shape in the world.
Vaginas on the other hand just look disgusting. Think about it. The penis is smooth, long, curvy, stream lined - it's everything we wish we were. Like a fine wine it ages. The vagina is unsymmetrical, it has weird floppy bits and grizzled pieces of meat hanging out of it. It just looks horrible. I think a penis is more pleasing to the eye then the vagina. Why do you think so many Greek statues were made with the penis clearly shown, yet you never see a vagina in a female statue? It's because the penis is the most aesthetic part of the human body and should be glorified.
Best getbig post since TBombz posted about taking a cock in the stink hole.
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Bro you got waaaay too much time on your hands.
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Too long didn't read but from the looks of it you're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.
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At least he didn't tell us dicks taste better than .pussies.
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Vaginas are pretty ugly. I think we can all agree the cock is the better looking of the two sexual organs. Long, sleek and streamlined, your eyes are drawn to follow its lines from top to bottom. It's no coincidence there are so many things in nature that look like cocks and that make us think of cock (bananas, broom handles, bottles etc), it's because it’s pretty much the most aesthetic shape in the world.
Vaginas on the other hand just look disgusting. Think about it. The penis is smooth, long, curvy, stream lined - it's everything we wish we were. Like a fine wine it ages. The vagina is unsymmetrical, it has weird floppy bits and grizzled pieces of meat hanging out of it. It just looks horrible. I think a penis is more pleasing to the eye then the vagina. Why do you think so many Greek statues were made with the penis clearly shown, yet you never see a vagina in a female statue? It's because the penis is the most aesthetic part of the human body and should be glorified.
Broom handles and bottles don't exist in nature.......really lol
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Too long didn't read but from the looks of it you're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.
What did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Man that Androstendione is a bad mf'er! No wonder they outawed it.
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Vaginas are pretty ugly. I think we can all agree the cock is the better looking of the two sexual organs. Long, sleek and streamlined, your eyes are drawn to follow its lines from top to bottom. It's no coincidence there are so many things in nature that look like cocks and that make us think of cock (bananas, broom handles, bottles etc), it's because it’s pretty much the most aesthetic shape in the world.
Vaginas on the other hand just look disgusting. Think about it. The penis is smooth, long, curvy, stream lined - it's everything we wish we were. Like a fine wine it ages. The vagina is unsymmetrical, it has weird floppy bits and grizzled pieces of meat hanging out of it. It just looks horrible. I think a penis is more pleasing to the eye then the vagina. Why do you think so many Greek statues were made with the penis clearly shown, yet you never see a vagina in a female statue? It's because the penis is the most aesthetic part of the human body and should be glorified.
HOMOSEXUAL post reported.
This is probably the gayest post EVER on GETBIG.
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What did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Newsflash Army of One, men have kids because they want to please the women they're with...but they actually dont care about legacy or anything. Most of them only care about the next time they're going to bust a nut. Ejaculating into a woman's vagina resulting in the birth of an offspring is not the goal. Having a kid is only a goal for a man whose woman told him it was her -their- Roll Eyes goal. Men only care about kids if they're forced to do so by said woman.
All men only have kids because of women, they're only submiting to their woman's will because they fear to lose her. And women only want kids to control human lives.
Women control everything, men included. Men are only their puppets. Because women want kids, want power, want struggles etc., the species continues to reproduce. And sons and daughters are only there to be their mother's toys. Women are the ones who keep the whole machinery of life up, and as a result who perpetuate the eternal fight for life and ...suffering. We're all the soldiers of our mothers and grandmothers.
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https://ibls.com/internet_law_news_portal_view.aspx?s=latestnews&id=2064
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Now, this is a story all about how My body got nailed up to a cross And I liked to take a minute heres how it begins I'll tell you how I died for all your mortal sins
In west Bethlehem I was born and raised In Nazareth was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all makin some wood cups, wowin' some fools When a couple of Romans Who were up to no good Said I wasnt behavin; in the way that I should I had one last supper and my men drank wine I said eat my body drink my blood and Ill be fine
I was nailed a cross and when death came nearer The light shown brightly and I saw a little clearer If anything I could say that the roman wins But I thought now forget it, Ill die for your sins
They. pulled. me to my grave about seven or eight And I rose from my tomb yo, home smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle in heaven and listen to prayer
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forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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-so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school
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Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them.
Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they they interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exaggeratly for attention (Hello Goodrum), and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.
Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world.
They're insecure because they're girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom.
They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc).
They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.
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some womens chuffs look like a ripped out fireplace but many are a very nice to look at. Cocks are just plain ugly, weird things
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Ballsacks and labias. That's where the ugly is at.
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forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
LOL ;D
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LOL ;D
Rookie mistake. Should have been broken in by a Ugandan.
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:D
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For me, it always hurts right when it goes in. Does not feel pleasant at all. Sort of a deep stinging sensation.
However, leave the cock in your ass, very shortly the pain goes away entirely. Once the pain leaves, then your partner can start to pump your ass. It feels like a great deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass. :D
for me it feels real good when it goes real deep.. like there is some kind of pleasure sensor at the bottom of my ass that emits the tingles when ever a cock comes close to hitting it.
IT feels about the same whether your on your back or on your stomach, however there are some differences. on your back you can see your partner, which could be good or bad (attractive or unattractive?). On your stomach its more relaxing and you can just bite a pillow and let the good times roll.
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For me, it always hurts right when it goes in. Does not feel pleasant at all. Sort of a deep stinging sensation.
However, leave the cock in your ass, very shortly the pain goes away entirely. Once the pain leaves, then your partner can start to pump your ass. It feels like a great deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass. :D
for me it feels real good when it goes real deep.. like there is some kind of pleasure sensor at the bottom of my ass that emits the tingles when ever a cock comes close to hitting it.
IT feels about the same whether your on your back or on your stomach, however there are some differences. on your back you can see your partner, which could be good or bad (attractive or unattractive?). On your stomach its more relaxing and you can just bite a pillow and let the good times roll.
This post should be included in the sex education curriculum ;D
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wow has this thread de-railed. The purpose was for Adam the elven ear toting troglodyte to post a recent picture to counter no ones. Instead this limp wristed cock ottoman blows the dust off his 1995 collection of photos and scans them into getbig. Then out of nowhere the handicapped school bus pulls up and as soon as the ramp is lowered tbombz peddles his tricycle furiously to get into the action. For some reason tbombz is trying to mash that Bonk sized head of his into this discussion by showing off photos of him looking like he should be wearing leather chaps and getting cornholed in the gloryhole stall of Manhattans premier Bear Club called "FUR". Adonis, upload a photo with a time stamp, nobody gives a fuck about your tullip garden or petrified wood collection.
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Johnny Vegas-Onlyme called me names on the internet. I'd like to present exhibit A, a pic of my 25 inch guns.
Judge-How is this relevant, do you even have a law license?
Johnny Vegas-I'm taking courses at the learning annex, i'm not on trial here onlyme pwned me and he's gonna pay.
Onlyme-Request a 10 minute break for lunch your honor and maybe dessert too, would the court like to see a picture of me with Lorenzo Lamas at a 1994 charity event?
Judge-Case dismissed wheel in moosejay on his craftmatic adjustable bed and get his trial started
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The Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. Daddy can't go to your basketball game, I'm going to the Arnold Classic.
Timmy-"What's that, dad?"
Gayor-"Well, son, 300 lb behemoths oil up, shave themselves and pose onsatge to music while men judge their bodies. When you're older maybe I'll take you."
Timmy-"I'm ok, dad, That actually sounds pretty gay. Why are you going to a show like that if you have never been inside a gym before? Mom said I couldn't go to summer camp because you dropped $500 on Mayor of Bodybuilding shirts. Why did you take down all my school photos and replace them with pictures of you with your arm around muscley black guys? Don't you love me anymore, dad?
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Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"
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back THEN chest
not the other way around
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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's uberman. Able to clear a room with a single sentence. His superpowers include: standing in a corner awkwardly at parties, browsing Sigmund Freuds's wikipedia page, and power of invisibility when in contact with a woman or man over 200lbs. His arch enemies are the English language, original thoughts, and daddy.
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All behold pellius the whiny twink
he loves his muscle bears sweaty, he doesn't mind the stink
writing 12,000 word posts no one reads
his family must be ashamed of his homosexual deeds
you can tell hes not the smartest of the litter
he'll respond soon, after wiping off his lovers ball glitter.
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The floatsam here can't appreciate a bloke out on an afternoon jaunt. Perhaps he is just looking for some young lads to partake in a spirited game of touch football? The getbig experts don't even see those tables that could be scrapped and be made into a grand lattimus dorsi contractor contraption. Perhaps that young Sheila shouldn't wear such provocative outfits if she doesn't want a mature sod with arms a hair under 18 inches to follow her into the changing area?
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*Blechman barges into room wearing 1950's nurses outfit*
"Jay, you're looking a little flush. I better take your temperature."
*Jay's eating meal #12. 9 pieces of ezekiel bread, 23 eggs, 20 IU of humalog
"Um, I'm feeling fine, Steve. Anyway, I'm eating, maybe we can do it later."
*Blechman starts to run a sponge over Jay's forehead*
"You're burning up, Jay. I insist. I wasn't planning on using your mouth anyway."
*Jay furiously starts to push call button*
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It was bullshit. All made up. This is a drug addict who is not right in the head.
Think of all the self serving posts Groink has made over the years. Remember that recent one where some Seka lookalike approach him when he was with his gf. It was under the pretense of him asking advice/opinions about the woman and her motives.
The real reason was to brag about a strange woman approaching him and saying, "You're a beautiful man." All these stories are self-serving, bragging posts and seeking validation on a board that he derives so much of his feelings of self worth -- all while insisting he "doesn't give a fuck" about what people think here.
Groink is, and always will be, just a child. He's a one dimensional oaf whose entire feelings of self worth is centered around his looks. He's getting old and more desperate now. That's why he's turned it up and brags about being in the best shape of his life and posts pics at every opportunity. He's become this board's male DLB. What's pathetic is that he's fifty years old. A fifty year old MAN and still in front of the bathroom mirror taking selfies and posting it on this board. I'm sure he struts around in his tank top in front of his daughter's friends and fishing for comments from his daughter later that evening. Being the FILF would really make his day.
Groink will be back. He knows things blow over with time. He needs this board. He can't do what he does here in real life. At least not to the extent he does here. He does goes through his day to day life constantly looking at himself and sizing up other men. Always convincing himself that he's better looking and has bigger muscles. Meanwhile he couldn't tell you what century the War Between the States took place, who his congressman is, of what the three branches of government are. Hell, I'm sure he even uses his fingers to count and needs a calculator if he has to "carry the one".
He's really the typical bodybuilding meat head who women, like his current one, grows weary of. Sure woman are attracted to big strong men but when they find out they are smarter, more informed, less vain, and more ambitious to this dullard the "magic" quickly wanes. Especially when they realize he routinely wets his bed.
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Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"
Bahahahaha
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Funny shit Army of One, ahahaha!!!
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The best compliment a vajaja can get, is to declare it's as tight as an asshole, but smells better.
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;D
I remember a lot of these.
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(http://i60.tinypic.com/11tqs8h.jpg)
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Thought this was about the people complaining to the mods about racist posts.
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(http://i60.tinypic.com/11tqs8h.jpg)
Is that real?
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Is that real?
Not sure sorry friend.
Looks real enough but hard to tell these days, chicks are good at the photoshoppings.
https://instagram.com/kathyzworld/?hl=en
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Now, this is a story all about how My body got nailed up to a cross And I liked to take a minute heres how it begins I'll tell you how I died for all your mortal sins
In west Bethlehem I was born and raised In Nazareth was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all makin some wood cups, wowin' some fools When a couple of Romans Who were up to no good Said I wasnt behavin; in the way that I should I had one last supper and my men drank wine I said eat my body drink my blood and Ill be fine
I was nailed a cross and when death came nearer The light shown brightly and I saw a little clearer If anything I could say that the roman wins But I thought now forget it, Ill die for your sins
They. pulled. me to my grave about seven or eight And I rose from my tomb yo, home smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle in heaven and listen to prayer
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
Like a virgin I am see for first time. I am so hard laugh trouser is ruin.
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No way that pic is real. She'd have dudes lined up throwing millions at her. Or maybe that is already the situation, lol....
Insanely curved, wow!
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gayest post ever.
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For me, it always hurts right when it goes in. Does not feel pleasant at all. Sort of a deep stinging sensation.
However, leave the cock in your ass, very shortly the pain goes away entirely. Once the pain leaves, then your partner can start to pump your ass. It feels like a great deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass. :D
for me it feels real good when it goes real deep.. like there is some kind of pleasure sensor at the bottom of my ass that emits the tingles when ever a cock comes close to hitting it.
IT feels about the same whether your on your back or on your stomach, however there are some differences. on your back you can see your partner, which could be good or bad (attractive or unattractive?). On your stomach its more relaxing and you can just bite a pillow and let the good times roll.
Gay post reported.
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tbombesque posts
this guy is confused. and gay..
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forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
lol
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lol
I AM IN ASS
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>:(
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Vaginas are pretty ugly. I think we can all agree the cock is the better looking of the two sexual organs. Long, sleek and streamlined, your eyes are drawn to follow its lines from top to bottom. It's no coincidence there are so many things in nature that look like cocks and that make us think of cock (bananas, broom handles, bottles etc), it's because it’s pretty much the most aesthetic shape in the world.
Vaginas on the other hand just look disgusting. Think about it. The penis is smooth, long, curvy, stream lined - it's everything we wish we were. Like a fine wine it ages. The vagina is unsymmetrical, it has weird floppy bits and grizzled pieces of meat hanging out of it. It just looks horrible. I think a penis is more pleasing to the eye then the vagina. Why do you think so many Greek statues were made with the penis clearly shown, yet you never see a vagina in a female statue? It's because the penis is the most aesthetic part of the human body and should be glorified.
(http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1372543/penis-festival.jpg)
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(http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1372543/penis-festival.jpg)
THAT could easily be the theme float of the getbig day parade.
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Don't ya mean the GetBig Gay Parade? / ;D
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Good stuff dbl !! ;D
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Broom handles and bottles don't exist in nature.......really lol
And bananas only achieved their current, cock-like aesthetics due to selective breeding by humans.
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And bananas only achieved their current, cock-like aesthetics due to selective breeding by humans.
Yes, wild bananas look much different than the ones we eat.
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Yes, wild bananas look much different than the ones we eat.
Eat...?
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Yes, wild bananas look much different than the ones we eat.
Subtly un-gaying this thread I see.
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some womens chuffs look like a ripped out fireplace but many are a very nice to look at. Cocks are just plain ugly, weird things
"Ripped out fireplace"
LOL'd long and hard (see what I did there?)
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Don't ya mean the GetBig Gay Parade? / ;D
That would be a redundant phrase. ;)
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Isn't there a special round in the prejudging for this? I think it's called cock aestethics. That should answer the question is bb gay or not.
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I did, that was impressive :D
"Ripped out fireplace"
LOL'd long and hard (see what I did there?)
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Not sure sorry friend.
Looks real enough but hard to tell these days, chicks are good at the photoshoppings.
https://instagram.com/kathyzworld/?hl=en
All photoshop
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What did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
LOL brutal copy + paste
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LOL brutal copy + paste
No shit sherlock, next youll be saying its copy and paste thread!
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No shit sherlock, next youll be saying its copy and paste thread!
I wasn't bashing you for it, sorry you couldn't comprehend the "LOL" in front of my post.
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No shit sherlock, next youll be saying its copy and paste thread!
She has a vagina, this is a thread about vagina's, let her say what she wants, lol....
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She has a vagina, this is a thread about vagina's, let her say what she wants, lol....
Obviously a topic not many of these guys know about. Haha and thank you.
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Obviously a topic not many of these guys know about. Haha and thank you.
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What do you need to know?
Vaginas are sloppy, sticky and icky and often smells questionably.
:-X
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positively astounded a thread titled "vaginas" can garner more than a page of posts 'round here
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positively astounded a thread titled "vaginas" can garner more than a page of posts 'round here
we all love the pussy...staple in a mans diet... ;)
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What do you need to know?
Vaginas are sloppy, sticky and icky and often smells questionably.
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Would rather be around a bad smelling vagina than go nice smelling cock!
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What do you need to know?
Vaginas are sloppy, sticky and icky and often smells questionably.
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And yet, I'd introduce my most valuable body part in it as often as possible. Damn hormones!
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Have you guys seen this 'artwork'..?
http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/home (http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/home)
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Have you guys seen this 'artwork'..?
http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/home (http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/home)
First post and it's a wall of vulvas.
Options:
1-You've been lurking around for ages.
2-You're a gimmick
3-Future Getbig HOF member
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First post and it's a wall of vulvas.
Options:
1-You've been lurking around for ages.
2-You're a gimmick
3-Future Getbig HOF member
Lmao!
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First post and it's a wall of vulvas.
Options:
1-You've been lurking around for ages.
2-You're a gimmick
3-Future Getbig HOF member
I'm honestly #1 - lurked for for about a year or something - with all the 'conversations' abouts about gimmicks recently I've kept quiet, but couldn't resist adding to this one as I knew you'd appreciate it. Thanks for the #3 compliment by the way 8)
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lucky man, i wonder if the surrounding of these samples were only of high quality. If that whale rebel wilson walked in i'd promptly tell her to put her knickers back on.
Have you guys seen this 'artwork'..?
http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/home (http://www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/home)
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Would rather be around a bad smelling vagina than go nice smelling cock!
At least if they could be dry and clean of slime, but noooo ::)
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And yet, I'd introduce my most valuable body part in it as often as possible. Damn hormones!
Yes but beat off 4-5 times and look at these things and you see the truth.
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Vaginas are pretty ugly. I think we can all agree the cock is the better looking of the two sexual organs. Long, sleek and streamlined, your eyes are drawn to follow its lines from top to bottom. It's no coincidence there are so many things in nature that look like cocks and that make us think of cock (bananas, broom handles, bottles etc), it's because it’s pretty much the most aesthetic shape in the world.
Vaginas on the other hand just look disgusting. Think about it. The penis is smooth, long, curvy, stream lined - it's everything we wish we were. Like a fine wine it ages. The vagina is unsymmetrical, it has weird floppy bits and grizzled pieces of meat hanging out of it. It just looks horrible. I think a penis is more pleasing to the eye then the vagina. Why do you think so many Greek statues were made with the penis clearly shown, yet you never see a vagina in a female statue? It's because the penis is the most aesthetic part of the human body and should be glorified.
Is any of your material ever original or do you always cut and paste from other sites?
I just had a moderator from bodybuilding.com send me an email stating that you steal more shit off their site than any other member here.
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Is any of your material ever original or do you always cut and paste from other sites?
I just had a moderator from bodybuilding.com send me an email stating that you steal more shit off their site than any other member here.
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Check the frontpage, 95% of the topics are news items that originated elsewhere on the internet,can be seen reposted over and over on reddit, something awful, 4chan, bb.com etc, pretty much everything on the net is a repost, no point reinventing the wheel, people repost as people dont like clicking offsite to read, unless its a direct news article.Even comedians buy or steal their jokes, thats life son.
Most if the lingo people think started on Getbig actually didnt ,most stuff trickles down from 4chan, fit, reddit, it appears here and people act like its original.95% of bigcyps jokes are old brit jokes that have been around for decades, browse some uk soccer forums and youll see what i mean.Juruth?Most of his stuff is copy and paste.
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Is any of your material ever original or do you always cut and paste from other sites?
I just had a moderator from bodybuilding.com send me an email stating that you steal more shit off their site than any other member here.
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He never cut and pastes racist posts, for that he is to be applauded.
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Check the frontpage, 95% of the topics are news items that originated elsewhere on the internet,can be seen reposted over and over on reddit, something awful, 4chan, bb.com etc, pretty much everything on the net is a repost, no point reinventing the wheel, people repost as people dont like clicking offsite to read, unless its a direct news article.Even comedians buy or steal their jokes, thats life son.
Originality is important.
At least people typically give credit to their source (instagram, a news website etc), you know what I mean "son"?
You're simply cutting and pasting and not even giving credit to your source.
Try to bring some original material.
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Originality is important.
At least people typically give credit to their source (instagram, a news website etc), you know what I mean "son"?
You're simply cutting and pasting and not even giving credit to your source.
Try to bring some original material.
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You seem angry, I didnt realise we had a problem.I thought considering i started copy and pasting classic getbig posts after it was fairly obvious that the originals were too.Ill dumb it down for you in future.
I was making original photoshops here and original videos long before you even registered here.Now I dont do that, if i see something funny, I post it up.
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You seem angry, I didnt realise we had a problem.I thought considering i started copy and pasting classic getbig posts after it was fairly obvious that the originals were too.Ill dumb it down for you in future.
No... Not angry at all. I get a good laugh from your posts.
I was merely asking a question.
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Newsflash Army of One, men have kids because they want to please the women they're with...but they actually dont care about legacy or anything. Most of them only care about the next time they're going to bust a nut. Ejaculating into a woman's vagina resulting in the birth of an offspring is not the goal. Having a kid is only a goal for a man whose woman told him it was her -their- Roll Eyes goal. Men only care about kids if they're forced to do so by said woman.
All men only have kids because of women, they're only submiting to their woman's will because they fear to lose her. And women only want kids to control human lives.
Women control everything, men included. Men are only their puppets. Because women want kids, want power, want struggles etc., the species continues to reproduce. And sons and daughters are only there to be their mother's toys. Women are the ones who keep the whole machinery of life up, and as a result who perpetuate the eternal fight for life and ...suffering. We're all the soldiers of our mothers and grandmothers.
I disagree....but nice theory
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Originality is important.
At least people typically give credit to their source (instagram, a news website etc), you know what I mean "son"?
You're simply cutting and pasting and not even giving credit to your source.
Try to bring some original material.
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I often see people reposting my own thoughts and new insights, just a page later. But I just let it go. Figure, I'm like a teacher around here.
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I disagree....but nice theory
It's a copy-paste Einstein.
Could not give less of a fuck if you agree or not in any case.
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It's a copy-paste Einstein.
Could not give less of a fuck if you agree or not in any case.
my my don't we have a BBC dick up our ass today, grumpy???