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Title: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 20, 2015, 05:03:30 AM
 as an experienced street fighter im going to pass on some tips to my fellow get biggers

in this first instalment some tips on when fighting martial arts experts

akido - made famous by stevan (the real deal) segal

when fighting an akido master don't run at him with your arm out straight and do a forward somersault when he grabs your wrist

this will put you at a positional disadvantage

I would recommend hitting him over the head with a baseball bat as an  alternative or simply punching him in the face while he moves in to different "forms"

more to come  8)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Simple Simon on October 20, 2015, 05:05:36 AM
Yes, always use your opponents weight against them in a fight, although this technique is useless if you get in a ruck with dj181
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: WOOO on October 20, 2015, 05:08:56 AM
When fighting a getbig trolling master would you first turn to photoshops or start with some Facebook sleuthing?
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Simple Simon on October 20, 2015, 05:10:15 AM
When fighting a getbig trolling master would you first turn to photoshops or start with some Facebook sleuthing?
ask them to send you a photo via a Google mail account this way you can access their PC data and also their IP address.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: da_vinci on October 20, 2015, 05:15:17 AM
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Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Yamcha on October 20, 2015, 05:24:32 AM
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Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Twaddle on October 20, 2015, 05:29:00 AM
Allow me to post some much more effective tips:

Remove your pistol from holster.
Point it at your offender.
In a firm and commanding voice say, "Get the fuck back, or I will shoot you!"

 ::)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Bosch on October 20, 2015, 05:29:44 AM
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Charles Glass won't recover.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: WOOO on October 20, 2015, 05:31:33 AM
Charles Glass won't recover.


 :D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Army of One on October 20, 2015, 05:32:06 AM
Aikido is the biggest fraud martial art, theres a reason why nobody in the ufc uses it, and there are no street fight videos with anyone using it.Unless anyone is doing boxing, kickboxing, judo, jujitsu or some variation of those then they are just doing ballet.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 20, 2015, 05:37:15 AM
Aikido is the biggest fraud martial art, theres a reason why nobody in the ufc uses it, and there are no street fight videos with anyone using it.Unless anyone is doing boxing, kickboxing, judo, jujitsu or some variation of those then they are just doing ballet.

yep all the videos are hilarious and staged

you would have to be as dumb as a brick to believe them
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: WOOO on October 20, 2015, 05:39:05 AM
Aikido is the biggest fraud martial art, theres a reason why nobody in the ufc uses it, and there are no street fight videos with anyone using it.Unless anyone is doing boxing, kickboxing, judo, jujitsu or some variation of those then they are just doing ballet.


Mainstream ufc watching really has increased the general understanding of what actual fighting is like.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Army of One on October 20, 2015, 05:41:41 AM

Mainstream ufc watching really has increased the general understanding of what actual fighting is like.

Yup, as much as I dislike the rolling round the mat part of ufc, I can't deny its also how alot of streetfights end up.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Grape Ape on October 20, 2015, 05:49:58 AM
Aikido is the biggest fraud martial art, theres a reason why nobody in the ufc uses it, and there are no street fight videos with anyone using it.Unless anyone is doing boxing, kickboxing, judo, jujitsu or some variation of those then they are just doing ballet.

Yes, but the one time you find yourself about to throw down in the street with a true Aikido master, you will be glad bigmc took it upon himself to prepare you.

Show respect.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Royalty on October 20, 2015, 05:55:16 AM
as an experienced street fighter im going to pass on some tips to my fellow get biggers

in this first instalment some tips on when fighting martial arts experts

akido - made famous by stevan (the real deal) segal

when fighting an akido master don't run at him with your arm out straight and do a forward somersault when he grabs your wrist

this will put you at a positional disadvantage

I would recommend hitting him over the head with a baseball bat as an  alternative or simply punching him in the face while he moves in to different "forms"

more to come  8)


I just put a baseball bat in the trunk of my car.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Europe on October 20, 2015, 05:59:26 AM
akido - made famous by stevan (the real deal) segal

when fighting an akido master don't run at him with your arm out straight and do a forward somersault when he grabs your wrist


(http://i.imgur.com/tj135lM.gif)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: AlphaGyno on October 20, 2015, 06:15:45 AM
Tips:
-Never take kindly to disrespect, even in the parking lot of a walmart.
-The one who is willing to go the furthest wins.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Darren Avey on October 20, 2015, 06:17:46 AM
You wanna be a bad ass street fighter you need
1 tap out clothing
2 a shaved head
3 tribal tattoos
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: d0nny2600 on October 20, 2015, 06:27:54 AM
You wanna be a bad ass street fighter you need
1 tap out clothing
2 a shaved head
3 tribal tattoos
Do you have any of these things? Did I miss the pic?
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 20, 2015, 06:31:29 AM
You wanna be a bad ass street fighter you need
1 tap out clothing
2 a shaved head
3 tribal tattoos

pic?
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: spiro on October 20, 2015, 07:16:18 AM
If you know how to wrestle at all I always go for the clinch even if they means eating a few shots. Get that plum around their neck and let them eat some knees. Or a simple trip and you are on top of them in Full mount. If it's  a one on one fight. If its a bar fight close your eyes and swing as hard as you can lol  ;D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Sokolsky on October 20, 2015, 07:17:56 AM
Aikido is actually a pretty solid martial art. It is indeed not a streetfight or very competitive art, but then it never pretended to be.
Aikido is more about finding balance, discipline and a philosophy (and in some ways a lifestyle). Which is not to say some techniques and principles don't work. Wristlocks and the throws that are taught are very effective, and would do damage.

The only thing that prevents Aikido from being 'more realistic' is that it simply lacks the competitive nature and thus sparring, preventing any 'hands-on'-experience. Which doesn't detract from Aikido as a martial art, or its value to for example help kids in gaining discipline.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Simple Simon on October 20, 2015, 07:23:22 AM
You wanna be a bad ass street fighter you need
1 tap out clothing
2 a shaved head
3 tribal tattoos
4 have big Dave along to record it by taking a photo on your phone.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: d0nny2600 on October 20, 2015, 07:46:03 AM

;D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on October 20, 2015, 07:58:54 AM
as an experienced street fighter im going to pass on some tips to my fellow get biggers

in this first instalment some tips on when fighting martial arts experts

akido - made famous by stevan (the real deal) segal

when fighting an akido master don't run at him with your arm out straight and do a forward somersault when he grabs your wrist

this will put you at a positional disadvantage

I would recommend hitting him over the head with a baseball bat as an  alternative or simply punching him in the face while he moves in to different "forms"

more to come  8)
hahahhahaha i see what you did there
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 20, 2015, 09:34:26 AM
Aikido is actually a pretty solid martial art. It is indeed not a streetfight or very competitive art, but then it never pretended to be.
Aikido is more about finding balance, discipline and a philosophy (and in some ways a lifestyle). Which is not to say some techniques and principles don't work. Wristlocks and the throws that are taught are very effective, and would do damage.

The only thing that prevents Aikido from being 'more realistic' is that it simply lacks the competitive nature and thus sparring, preventing any 'hands-on'-experience. Which doesn't detract from Aikido as a martial art, or its value to for example help kids in gaining discipline.

its a martial art

martial as in war/combat

that has proven to be inefective in real life situations

I agree that's its good for self discipline etc
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Lustral on October 20, 2015, 09:49:09 AM
Pick a fight with someone severely disabled, far smaller and weaker than you, or a child.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: BlackMetallic on October 20, 2015, 10:31:34 AM
I prefer the type of fighting in 90's Van Damme movies

In which my opponent waits for me to hit them
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Sokolsky on October 20, 2015, 01:56:27 PM
I own you now and forevermore, Pommy weakling. Where are you to stand in the face of my towering might?

Fuck off joon
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Weedlejuice on October 20, 2015, 03:00:12 PM
Street fighting top tip.

(http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/zangief-cape-ts.gif)

Always pick gief.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 21, 2015, 02:13:38 PM
if you spell it akido it doesnt work

according to our resident retard
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 21, 2015, 02:15:51 PM
if you spell it akido it doesnt work

according to our resident retard

I was watching many videos in preparation of my match with junior,..now that he backed out I am concentrating on ps4
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: devilsmile on October 21, 2015, 02:20:57 PM
hahahhahaha i see what you did there

hahahahahahahahahaha yeah no shit
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on October 21, 2015, 02:39:22 PM
I am not Joon, you mad idiot.
oh well then just fuck off
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: _aj_ on October 21, 2015, 02:55:45 PM
You wanna be a bad ass street fighter you need
1 tap out clothing
2 a shaved head
3 tribal tattoos

Pic or GTFO
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 21, 2015, 04:38:04 PM
I am not Joon, you mad idiot.

Fuck off.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: OneMoreRep on October 21, 2015, 05:10:07 PM
Gimmick Crabtree....Banned.

"1"
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: pellius on October 22, 2015, 04:52:32 AM
Aikido is actually a pretty solid martial art. It is indeed not a streetfight or very competitive art, but then it never pretended to be.
Aikido is more about finding balance, discipline and a philosophy (and in some ways a lifestyle). Which is not to say some techniques and principles don't work. Wristlocks and the throws that are taught are very effective, and would do damage.

The only thing that prevents Aikido from being 'more realistic' is that it simply lacks the competitive nature and thus sparring, preventing any 'hands-on'-experience. Which doesn't detract from Aikido as a martial art, or its value to for example help kids in gaining discipline.

If it doesn't teach how to become a better street fighter it's not a martial art.

Aikido can teach you discipline, concentration and focus. Like Tai Chi it is a discipline that will improve you as a person and improve you quality of life. And like Tai Chi, it will not make you a better fighter. Therefore, it is not a martial art, or at least not an effective martial art. You'd be better off with no Aikido training at all and just do whatever you naturally do when angry and want to hurt someone. Punch, kick, pull hair, bite, grab, tackle....
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: pellius on October 22, 2015, 04:59:11 AM
When all is lost simply lay down on your back and invite your opponent to position himself in between your legs.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Simple Simon on October 22, 2015, 05:02:06 AM
When all is lost simply lay down on your back and invite your opponent to position himself in between your legs.
Try and not let your everyday mind wanderings and fantasies end up as posts on getbig.   ;D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: pellius on October 22, 2015, 05:05:27 AM
Try and not let your everyday mind wanderings and fantasies end up as posts on getbig.   ;D

I'd love to have you in my guard.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 22, 2015, 05:06:21 AM
If in doubt tell your attackers you can Bench 500LBS...
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 22, 2015, 01:07:36 PM
If it doesn't teach how to become a better street fighter it's not a martial art.

Aikido can teach you discipline, concentration and focus. Like Tai Chi it is a discipline that will improve you as a person and improve you quality of life. And like Tai Chi, it will not make you a better fighter. Therefore, it is not a martial art, or at least not an effective martial art. You'd be better off with no Aikido training at all and just do whatever you naturally do when angry and want to hurt someone. Punch, kick, pull hair, bite, grab, tackle....

this is it the great thing about mma its shown which martial arts are effective in real combat
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 22, 2015, 01:09:59 PM
this is it the great thing about mma its shown which martial arts are effective in real combat
still...you never faced AIKI
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 22, 2015, 01:10:58 PM
can anonymous cowards please not post in this thread please  :)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 22, 2015, 01:11:45 PM
can anonymous cowards please not post in this thread please  :)

haha he demands money to come over and face me in London since junior chickened out
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 22, 2015, 01:15:07 PM
;D
can anonymous cowards please not post in this thread please  :)
500LB  ;D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 22, 2015, 01:15:44 PM
haha he demands money to come over and face me in London since junior chickened out


seriously he did the same with me

said I had to pay him 5k and his flight and expenses

Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 22, 2015, 01:17:16 PM
500LB  ;D

retard
bigmc was CLEARLY joking about the 500 pounds.
Clearly, however, you are always dead serious about your martial arts skills when all they amount to is you watching online videos and Steven Seagal movies. You couldnt martial arts your way out of a paper bag. Stick to being a bottle hording coward  you fuckin tool
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 22, 2015, 01:20:36 PM
retard
bigmc was CLEARLY joking about the 500 pounds.
Clearly, however, you are always dead serious about your martial arts skills when all they amount to is you watching online videos and Steven Seagal movies. You couldnt martial arts your way out of a paper bag. Stick to being a bottle hording coward  you fuckin tool

Donny also started a thread on the general board when he was drunk saying set up an account for people to pay for him to fight

that's where set it up came from

he then tried to start a load of threads when he was sober to try and push the thread off the first page
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 22, 2015, 01:22:08 PM
Donny also started a thread on the general board when he was drunk saying set up an account for people to pay for him to fight

that's where set it up came from

he then tried to start a load of threads when he was sober to try and push the thread off the first page


ahahahhahaahah thats gold
if I knew he wouldnt pocket it and hide, I'd be all for that fund
but he wouldnt show no matter what.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 22, 2015, 01:24:08 PM
wowwwww London to Berlin is substantially closer than I thought, and flights are cheap.
Wheres this dimwit Donny live in Germany?
I'll pay your flight bigmc, lets go for 2 days. Junior bitched out so now I have time and my friend is going to Dublin for most of the vacation time so I have a shitload of time
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 22, 2015, 01:25:40 PM
wowwwww London to Berlin is substantially closer than I thought, and flights are cheap.
Wheres this dimwit Donny live in Germany?
I'll pay your flight bigmc, lets go for 2 days. Junior bitched out so now I have time and my friend is going to Dublin for most of the vacation time so I have a shitload of time

the place Donny claims to train has never heard of him

funny that
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 22, 2015, 01:28:03 PM
fuck it lets go to the martial art school over there

film a vid for get big

I talked to the guy on the phone

he was laughing about the stuff Donny posts about stevan segal being the best fighter in the world etc
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 22, 2015, 01:31:17 PM
fuck it lets go to the martial art school over there

film a vid for get big

I talked to the guy on the phone

he was laughing about the stud Donny posts about stevan segal being the best fighter in the world etc

ok done
I just need to know what city/town dingdong Donny is in
I will book a flight early from London to wherever it is, then I'll send you the details and paypal you flight money and you can book on same flight

oh gawddddddddddddddddddddd dd this will be epic
junior bitching out may prove to be a good thing,...going to Donnyworld will provide epic videos for getbig
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 22, 2015, 01:37:35 PM
ok done
I just need to know what city/town dingdong Donny is in
I will book a flight early from London to wherever it is, then I'll send you the details and paypal you flight money and you can book on same flight

oh gawddddddddddddddddddddd dd this will be epic
junior bitching out may prove to be a good thing,...going to Donnyworld will provide epic videos for getbig

he posted it then complained to the mods

cause he was scared id turn up

so im not allowed to post it
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 22, 2015, 01:39:09 PM
he posted it then complained to the mods

cause he was scared id turn up

so im not allowed to post it

its ok I got it
its in one of his posts so its totally fine to post it--Im not posting anything that he hasnt already posted

its Celle, Germany
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 22, 2015, 01:41:55 PM
you better skippy up on your German for our little trip---this is gonna be fuckin hilarious  :D :D :D

Nearest airport to Celle, Germany - Travelmath
www.travelmath.com/nearest-airport/Celle,+Germany
Find airports near Celle, Germany. See the closest major airports on a map, as well as smaller local airports.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: evandatp on October 22, 2015, 05:27:20 PM
You wanna be a bad ass street fighter you need
1 tap out clothing
2 a shaved head
3 tribal tattoos
Do you have any of these things? Did I miss the pic?
pic?
Even a model train pic, Darren?
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: wes on October 22, 2015, 05:55:28 PM
Donnyworld!   ;D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 22, 2015, 05:57:39 PM
Donnyworld!   ;D

panty EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: pellius on October 22, 2015, 06:24:24 PM
this is it the great thing about mma its shown which martial arts are effective in real combat

I remember Rorion Gracie told me that when he was developing the UFC. He said most martial arts are worthless because you never do any free training (that's a term in Jiu-Jitsu where you just go at it).

That's why you will never find more out of shapes guys than you will in traditional martial arts. Even Bruce Lee realized  just how physically out of shape he was when he accepted a challenge match when he live in San Fran in his twenties.

Despite all that talk about chi/ki, spirituality, and mental discipline it's still a physical endeavor where strength, flexibility and endurance matters a lot.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: pellius on October 22, 2015, 06:29:05 PM
still...you never faced AIKI

I remember that guy. Always kicked you in the balls or poked your eyes. When I asked him what the best moves were in a fight he told me to watch the UFC and pay close attention not to the fighters but to the rules. Whatever is against the rules those are the moves to use.

The guy is a total bad ass. I once challenged him and he just threw sand in my face and kicked me in the balls. Game over.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 22, 2015, 06:32:38 PM
I remember Rorion Gracie told me that when he was developing the UFC. He said most martial arts are worthless because you never do any free training (that's a term in Jiu-Jitsu where you just go at it).

That's why you will never find more out of shapes guys than you will in traditional martial arts. Even Bruce Lee realized  just how physically out of shape he was when he accepted a challenge match when he live in San Fran in his twenties.

Despite all that talk about chi/ki, spirituality, and mental discipline it's still a physical endeavor where strength, flexibility and endurance matters a lot.

listen pumpkin, you are as full of it as Donny. You and him must watch videos together and gain knowledge there, then back off all challenges  ::)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 23, 2015, 03:49:39 AM
Good to see i am getting so much space in Fatmcs head.  ;)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 23, 2015, 03:52:59 AM
...by the way Josh, if you print my name on one of your T-shirts then i think i should get some money? have to look into copy rights.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 23, 2015, 04:07:57 AM
I repeat unless you have proven who  you are on get big

stick to panty threads please
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 23, 2015, 04:41:44 AM
I repeat unless you have proven who  you are on get big

stick to panty threads please
Do you Dream about me?
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 23, 2015, 04:42:55 AM
made me laugh. tell you what JPM post your Qualifications and i will do the same. Also Martial Arts.

liar
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 23, 2015, 04:50:31 AM
liar
I really am in your head  :D.. i just need to give you a little poke now and again and you start ranting.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 23, 2015, 04:58:06 AM
I really am in your head  :D.. i just need to give you a little poke now and again and you start ranting.

hahaha

Why are you bringing Panties into this? I thought we were talking about Squats. are you still teaching 1 arm chins for Golf training? Your Senior group... ;D You are like a head shrink.. you write long winded posts about nothing. Blah..Blah...Blah...  tomorrow i have a nice meeting with a very elegant,intelligent woman. I will think of you as i remove her panty... ;)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 23, 2015, 04:59:57 AM
I really am in your head  :D.. i just need to give you a little poke now and again and you start ranting.

well you do like to edit posts and use gimmicks we know this and thatīs why i think you are a very ill man. You live in an internet hard man fantasy world when infact you are a fat ginger man.
YOU said you would set it up and kick my head in. Infact just a few Days ago you wrote that,I am a dead man walking in a pm.
I also recall at that time offering to take you on in a Gym in Hannover, of course you declined that too.

ha ha the king of ranting and stalking Donald from celle
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 23, 2015, 05:02:12 AM
Charles Glass won't recover.

"Mind muscle connection you say? Eat this, rasta man"
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 23, 2015, 05:03:52 AM
ha ha the king of ranting and stalking Donald from celle
see you are ranting again. Desperately looking for old posts. I think you are definitely getting aroused and excited by all of this.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 23, 2015, 05:04:31 AM
well you do like to edit posts and use gimmicks we know this and thatīs why i think you are a very ill man. You live in an internet hard man fantasy world when infact you are a fat ginger man.
YOU said you would set it up and kick my head in. Infact just a few Days ago you wrote that,I am a dead man walking in a pm.
I also recall at that time offering to take you on in a Gym in Hannover, of course you declined that too.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 23, 2015, 05:06:43 AM
I really am in your head  :D.. i just need to give you a little poke now and again and you start ranting.

There's so much "hear, hear.." in your postings. Why would anyone take any of those postings serious? (serious question)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 23, 2015, 05:06:59 AM
I have a Dan Grade in Judo, i know. Randori is a great conditioner. Wrestling if Olympic wrestling is another game. Wrestling has some variations.

 ;D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Yamcha on October 23, 2015, 05:08:51 AM
Who is Dan Grade?
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 23, 2015, 05:09:04 AM

are you Masterbating now?
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 23, 2015, 05:10:48 AM
There's so much "hear, hear.." in your postings. Why would anyone take any of those postings serious? (serious question)
Thatīs the point i donīt take anything serious on here.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 23, 2015, 05:12:33 AM
Thatīs the point i donīt take anything serious on here.

which is why you have challenged almost every member to a fight

which is why you start threads on the complaints board whining to the mods about chaos

which is why you rang gyms in Liverpool trying to get them to sue me

which is why you report more stuff to the mods than any other poster on here

I could go on

 8)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 23, 2015, 05:14:08 AM
Thatīs the point i donīt take anything serious on here.

Ronald i am recovering from a serious injury and to be attacked in a very personal way by a "mod" Chaos ...calling me "a crippled old Fuck" is a very personal and out of order attack for nothing. He really is showing more and more his true colours.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 23, 2015, 05:16:46 AM
which is why you have challenged almost every member to a fight

which is why you start threads on the complaints board whining to the mods about chaos

which is why you rang gyms in Liverpool trying to get them to sue me

which is why you report more stuff to the mods than any other poster on here

I could go on

 8)
why do you write your posts in such a format like youīre shouting or getting excited. You really are getting off right now... :-X
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 23, 2015, 05:17:07 AM
Thatīs the point i donīt take anything serious on here.

Fatmac will not pay for me to come over and fight him, so i think maybe we could do a collection for my flight and Board. The Money will go to charity(fat Boys 5k).. set up an account.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 23, 2015, 05:17:15 AM
Thatīs the point i donīt take anything serious on here.

Ah, hence all the 'wanna fight/set it up' postings ::)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Yamcha on October 23, 2015, 05:18:56 AM
Guys, I'm sure we won't have to deal with Donny much longer. He's bound to die of old age/injuries soon. #fingerscrossed
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 23, 2015, 05:19:44 AM
Ah, hence all the 'wanna fight/set it up' postings ::)
but fatmc does react ..itīs like giving a Dog a Bone.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 23, 2015, 05:21:46 AM
but fatmc does react ..itīs like giving a Dog a Bone.

Fatmac will not pay for me to come over and fight him, so i think maybe we could do a collection for my flight and Board. The Money will go to charity(fat Boys 5k).. set up an account.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 23, 2015, 05:22:15 AM
Has Josh went to bed? what a shame.. i wanted to discuss the T-shirts.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 23, 2015, 05:22:39 AM
but fatmc does react ..itīs like giving a Dog a Bone.

I get it, it's always the other to blame. Don't you realize that we ALL laugh about your idiotic postings? (again, serious question)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 23, 2015, 05:23:31 AM
but fatmc does react ..itīs like giving a Dog a Bone.

come in real life and meet me. Donīt just mouth off.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 23, 2015, 05:25:46 AM
I am going for lunch now...i will get back to you Girls later. I hope Fatmcs wife is not jealous off all the attention he gives me... :-\
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 23, 2015, 05:28:36 AM
well only pussies go crying to Ron like you. You put up this cool getbigger poster image to people on here but when i wrote you are a lonely old man living in a 1 room bedsit still chasing your 80s Bodybuilding dreams you got upset and informed Ron. THE TRUTH HURTS  ;D

Ronald i am recovering from a serious injury and to be attacked in a very personal way by a "mod" Chaos ...calling me "a crippled old Fuck" is a very personal and out of order attack for nothing. He really is showing more and more his true colours.


ha ha
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 23, 2015, 05:50:38 AM
Mate Manly love is not always Gay... i will let Joon warm her up for Big Daddy... ;D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Walter Sobchak on October 23, 2015, 06:35:57 AM
Thatīs the point i donīt take anything serious on here.

You take dick in your mouth.

A lot.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 23, 2015, 11:07:48 AM
Im sad Donna has not shown Potato any love for her new  t shirt
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: chaos on October 23, 2015, 06:33:53 PM
Im sad Donna has not shown Potato any love for her new  t shirt
Tato!!
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 23, 2015, 11:00:29 PM
Meanwhile, Donny is trolling with his neighbors..

(http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3808808.ece/ALTERNATES/s1023/Man-Who-Wears-Suit-To-Live-As-Female-Rubber-Doll.jpg)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 24, 2015, 01:31:48 AM
500LBs Club... :D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 24, 2015, 01:34:59 AM
Mate Manly love is not always Gay... i will let Joon warm her up for Big Daddy... ;D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 24, 2015, 01:36:57 AM
Gangster, 500 LB Bench, Super cop...  looks like you are on a Bulk Bro... :-X
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 24, 2015, 01:38:25 AM
Mate Manly love is not always Gay... i will let Joon warm her up for Big Daddy... ;D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 24, 2015, 01:44:43 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 24, 2015, 02:01:06 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on October 24, 2015, 04:45:34 AM
Gangster, 500 LB Bench, Super cop...  looks like you are on a Bulk Bro... :-X

looks like darren averys older retarded brother :D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 24, 2015, 08:50:50 AM
I think this is the creepiest post ever

Why are you bringing Panties into this? I thought we were talking about Squats. are you still teaching 1 arm chins for Golf training? Your Senior group... ;D You are like a head shrink.. you write long winded posts about nothing. Blah..Blah...Blah...  tomorrow i have a nice meeting with a very elegant,intelligent woman. I will think of you as i remove her panty... ;)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on October 24, 2015, 10:32:31 AM
I think this is the creepiest post ever

hahahahha wtf. Thats a weird ass post
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 24, 2015, 12:23:51 PM
here's Donnas intelligence

Says I msged 2 women from his facebook, never proved it. His facebook friends are not even visible, but everything else pretty much is. So he comes on here and says he changes the privacy setting so nothing can be seen. And after he does that now even more is visible.  ::) ::) ::)   Irony is that he is talking about how other guys are creeping on women  ::)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 24, 2015, 01:28:53 PM
here's Donnas intelligence

Says I msged 2 women from his facebook, never proved it. His facebook friends are not even visible, but everything else pretty much is. So he comes on here and says he changes the privacy setting so nothing can be seen. And after he does that now even more is visible.  ::) ::) ::)   Irony is that he is talking about how other guys are creeping on women  ::)

can you pm me the link to his facebook please
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 24, 2015, 01:33:47 PM
can you pm me the link to his facebook please

prepare to be completely fucking creeped out
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: The True Adonis on October 24, 2015, 01:36:08 PM
as an experienced street fighter im going to pass on some tips to my fellow get biggers

in this first instalment some tips on when fighting martial arts experts

akido - made famous by stevan (the real deal) segal

when fighting an akido master don't run at him with your arm out straight and do a forward somersault when he grabs your wrist

this will put you at a positional disadvantage

I would recommend hitting him over the head with a baseball bat as an  alternative or simply punching him in the face while he moves in to different "forms"

more to come  8)
All you would have to do is rip his ears off, bite his face until unrecognizable and then tear off anything that hangs. Or you hit him as you are running around, then run away.  Hit him again as you are running and run away etc.. He won't be getting past the first person.  The problem is, humans tend not to fight like the rest of the animal kingdom which is stupid.  They see themselves as MMA warriors.  If you are going to fight, you should watch how the professionals do it in the rest of the animal kingdom.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 24, 2015, 01:37:48 PM
All you would have to do is rip his ears off, bite his face until unrecognizable and then tear off anything that hangs. Or you hit him as you are running around, then run away.  Hit him again as you are running and run away etc.. He won't be getting past the first person.  The problem is, humans tend not to fight like the rest of the animal kingdom which is stupid.  They see themselves as MMA warriors.  If you are going to fight, you should watch how the professionals do it in the rest of the animal kingdom.

finally someone gets it right. When I got in a fight once and bit a chunk out of a guys forehead he ran away so fucking fast I thought he was bionic. Fair fighting lol
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: The True Adonis on October 24, 2015, 01:45:31 PM
finally someone gets it right. When I got in a fight once and bit a chunk out of a guys forehead he ran away so fucking fast I thought he was bionic. Fair fighting lol
The strongests muscle with the ability to exert a force on an external object in a human are the muscles in the jaw.  I do not understand why people never think to use it.  They try these stupid ass submission holds and pretend to be MMAing it.  Biting into someone and clawing at their face until you pry their eyes out is a much better strategy to win a fight then trying to be Mike Tyson.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 24, 2015, 01:51:06 PM
The strongests muscle with the ability to exert a force on an external object in a human are the muscles in the jaw.  I do not understand why people never think to use it.  They try these stupid ass submission holds and pretend to be MMAing it.  Biting into someone and clawing at their face until you pry their eyes out is a much better strategy to win a fight then trying to be Mike Tyson.

yup, everyone wants to be the mma king in a fight. Toughest guy I know is 5 foot 8 about 180 pounds, he would bite, claw, kick, anything, then when he bit part of your face off and you were losing your mind about it he would beat you unconscious. Saw him absolutely fucking ruin a 330 pound defensive tackle in a bar fight. Then he took the guys flip flop and beat him on the head with it while he was out.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: The True Adonis on October 24, 2015, 02:13:28 PM
yup, everyone wants to be the mma king in a fight. Toughest guy I know is 5 foot 8 about 180 pounds, he would bite, claw, kick, anything, then when he bit part of your face off and you were losing your mind about it he would beat you unconscious. Saw him absolutely fucking ruin a 330 pound defensive tackle in a bar fight. Then he took the guys flip flop and beat him on the head with it while he was out.
ROFLMAOOOOOO!!!!!

This is precisely the way to handle a fight situation.  Chimpanzees fight this way and are absolutely brutal.  Biting, clawing and tearing off testicles and ears. 
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 25, 2015, 02:52:16 AM
here's Donnas intelligence

Says I msged 2 women from his facebook, never proved it. His facebook friends are not even visible, but everything else pretty much is. So he comes on here and says he changes the privacy setting so nothing can be seen. And after he does that now even more is visible.  ::) ::) ::)   Irony is that he is talking about how other guys are creeping on women  ::)
funny i have not changed anything...this just proves you were on my Facebook. get a life for your own sake
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 25, 2015, 02:55:55 AM
can you pm me the link to his facebook please
how funny.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 25, 2015, 04:20:42 AM
prepare to be completely fucking creeped out

shit that is creepy

he had to take down a load of his sick sex offender pics with weird comments

cause they banned him

but its still creepy as fuck

not one pic of him though funny that

his profile pic is one of the thunderbirds

what a nancy boy  ;D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 25, 2015, 05:48:08 AM
Here's my street fighting tip....

Don't get into street fights.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 25, 2015, 06:30:57 AM
shit that is creepy

he had to take down a load of his sick sex offender pics with weird comments

cause they banned him

but its still creepy as fuck

not one pic of him though funny that

his profile pic is one of the thunderbirds

what a nancy boy  ;D

He calls women "baby doll". How fucking creepy is that
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 25, 2015, 06:43:32 AM
He calls women "baby doll". How fucking creepy is that

bet he has a mountain of stolen panty in his house

covered in unusual stains

guys like him should be executed

Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 25, 2015, 08:01:25 AM
funny i have not changed anything...this just proves you were on my Facebook. get a life for your own sake

So you have a Facebook account and then you advice someone to get a life? Ironic LOL!
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 25, 2015, 10:49:43 AM
So you have a Facebook account and then you advice someone to get a life? Ironic LOL!

he says it proves I was on his facebook,........after I posted 2 posts earlier I was looking at his facebook  ::) ::) genius baby doll genius
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: dr.chimps on October 25, 2015, 11:04:38 AM
Yoga fire, hundred hand slap, sonic boom, or hadoken. Any one of these should leave you victorious, but they are advanced moves so you need to practice. 
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 25, 2015, 11:09:15 AM
Most important thing: never show how you feel....

(http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvzk62lqxF1qz6feao1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 25, 2015, 11:22:51 AM
he says it proves I was on his facebook,........after I posted 2 posts earlier I was looking at his facebook  ::) ::) genius baby doll genius

Most of his postings are all kinds of idiotic claims/statements, backed up by 0% evidence.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: MoralMan on October 25, 2015, 11:23:05 AM
Bite chunks out of people. What a great idea. Then spend 7 years in jail.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: The True Adonis on October 25, 2015, 12:17:41 PM
Bite chunks out of people. What a great idea. Then spend 7 years in jail.
Ever heard of Self-Defense?
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 25, 2015, 12:20:21 PM
Bite chunks out of people. What a great idea. Then spend 7 years in jail.

you are the kind of guy who someone looks at you funny and you are dialing 911
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 26, 2015, 03:36:30 AM
Most of his postings are all kinds of idiotic claims/statements, backed up by 0% evidence.
says the man who starts an argument per PM and then canīt take it then runs to Ron....poor little Queer Boy :'(
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 26, 2015, 03:41:00 AM
bet he has a mountain of stolen panty in his house

covered in unusual stains

guys like him should be executed


Everyone is a pervert or sex case in your eyes...makes me wonder why you always attack people like this? very strange indeed. who knows what skeletons are in your closet fat Boy...EH ??
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Yamcha on October 26, 2015, 03:46:27 AM
This thread has taken 3 years off my life  :-X
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 26, 2015, 04:45:40 AM
says the man who starts an argument per PM and then canīt take it then runs to Ron....poor little Queer Boy :'(

The actual truth has been shared multiple times with other members who PM'd me
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 26, 2015, 04:48:42 AM
The actual truth has been shared multiple times with other members who PM'd me
oh...WOW
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 26, 2015, 04:52:41 AM
you are one of the people on here who likes to run with the "pack". get you on your own and you are a shit bag. You know what went down. Please Ron i canīt take his pms..fucking fag. still in your 1 room Flat? I bet you are the Gym Moron who gives everyone your advice... the one everyone laughs at. the Gym loser.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 26, 2015, 04:55:54 AM
you are one of the people on here who likes to run with the "pack". get you on your own and you are a shit bag. You know what went down. Please Ron i canīt take his pms..fucking fag. still in your 1 room Flat? I bet you are the Gym Moron who gives everyone your advice... the one everyone laughs at. the Gym loser.

The anger is strong in your post, carry on Donatello, carry on :D

(http://reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/popcorn_stephen_colbert.gif)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 26, 2015, 04:57:53 AM
The anger is strong in your post, carry on Donatello, carry on :D

(http://reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/popcorn_stephen_colbert.gif)
anger? i just pity you.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: jpm101 on October 26, 2015, 07:55:36 AM
Guess we all agree that if Get Big was a village donny would be the village idiot.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 26, 2015, 08:59:14 AM
Guess we all agree that if Get Big was a village donny would be the village idiot.
Jpm walks in a room, everyone leaves. most Boring guy on getbig.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: chaos on October 26, 2015, 09:34:17 AM
Panty
Set it up
Bank details
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Pork_Chop on October 26, 2015, 09:57:01 AM
A guy whom I know runs a few dojo and is a 7th Dan.

I recall him telling a few of us that he was at an event down in Birmingham, and a few 'names' where there like Dolph Lungren, Van Damme etc before they entered movies (assume it was mid-late 80's?)

But he said whatever you think of Seagal's martial art, he absolutely beat the piss out of everyone there - including some real veterans of the martial arts world.

He said he and a few others were very impressed.

Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: pellius on October 27, 2015, 05:30:56 AM
A guy whom I know runs a few dojo and is a 7th Dan.

I recall him telling a few of us that he was at an event down in Birmingham, and a few 'names' where there like Dolph Lungren, Van Damme etc before they entered movies (assume it was mid-late 80's?)

But he said whatever you think of Seagal's martial art, he absolutely beat the piss out of everyone there - including some real veterans of the martial arts world.

He said he and a few others were very impressed.



Has there ever been any confirmed reports of Seagal actually being in a fight?

Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 27, 2015, 05:32:15 AM
Has there ever been any confirmed reports of Seagal actually being in a fight?



no he did shit his pants

when gene choked him out
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 27, 2015, 06:27:57 AM
no he did shit his pants

when gene choked him out
You shit your pants without a fight  :-\
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 27, 2015, 06:32:55 AM
You shit your pants without a fight  :-\


send me your bank details
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 27, 2015, 06:34:16 AM
send me your bank details
500lb Bench ;D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 27, 2015, 06:44:34 AM
500lb Bench ;D


send me your bank details
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 27, 2015, 06:50:54 AM
send me your bank details
I am getting to you again fat boy.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 27, 2015, 06:56:09 AM
send me your bank details
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 27, 2015, 06:57:46 AM

These White lines are wasting your Brain
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 27, 2015, 07:03:49 AM
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 27, 2015, 07:09:07 AM


which one is Donny?
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 27, 2015, 07:10:38 AM

500LB Bench Video? :D  
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 27, 2015, 07:13:47 AM
500LB Bench Video? :D  

Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 27, 2015, 07:16:42 AM


Creepiest facebook ever?
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 27, 2015, 07:21:33 AM
You have to train this way because of the joint locks. when you get put in a wrist lock like Nikyo then you will know what i mean. still.. if you want the locks,throws,strikes try Wado Ryu. Great style. very strong elements of Shindo Yoshin Ryu Jui Jitsu. Wonderful.. ;D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 27, 2015, 07:25:17 AM

so you are saying this is you?
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 27, 2015, 07:27:48 AM
so you are saying this is you?

Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 27, 2015, 07:31:54 AM
For street fighting call opponent baby doll then ask them forcpanty...follow up with Seagal movie list and game over
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 27, 2015, 07:33:59 AM
Why are you bringing Panties into this? I thought we were talking about Squats. are you still teaching 1 arm chins for Golf training? Your Senior group... ;D You are like a head shrink.. you write long winded posts about nothing. Blah..Blah...Blah...  tomorrow i have a nice meeting with a very elegant,intelligent woman. I will think of you as i remove her panty... ;)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Set It Up on October 27, 2015, 07:36:44 AM
If..and if Donald gets a woman...she must be hideous. What woman would like being called baby doll. Any normal woman would find that creepy as fuck. Baby doll...what is this 1953?
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Waller on October 27, 2015, 07:40:23 AM
If..and if Donald gets a woman...she must be hideous. What woman would like being called baby doll. Any normal woman would find that creepy as fuck. Baby doll...what is this 1953?

It's entirely contextual, women will allow themselves to be called pretty much anything if they find the guy attractive enou...... Oooooh I get your point.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Yamcha on October 27, 2015, 07:43:19 AM
If..and if Donald gets a woman...she must be hideous. What woman would like being called baby doll. Any normal woman would find that creepy as fuck. Baby doll...what is this 1953?

(https://media.giphy.com/media/tL2X7D1kTl2ko/giphy.gif)

set it up babydoll
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 27, 2015, 08:11:22 AM
If..and if Donald gets a woman...she must be hideous. What woman would like being called baby doll. Any normal woman would find that creepy as fuck. Baby doll...what is this 1953?
I attract intelligent Women. On Saturday she is Cooking dinner for me. what will you be eating my social Parasite Friend? A tin of Baked Beans?
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 27, 2015, 09:03:12 AM
I attract intelligent Women. On Saturday she is Cooking dinner for me. what will you be eating my social Parasite Friend? A tin of Baked Beans?


liar
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: jpm101 on October 27, 2015, 09:08:39 AM
Guess opposites do attract if donny attracts intelligent women.

 Must be donnys mental health care giver. You know, the nurse that checks in on him so he doesn't keep jerking off and shitting his diapers at the same time. All the while smelling dirty soiled panty's in his free hand.

We should all pity this poor  emotional cripple.

Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: _aj_ on October 27, 2015, 10:14:21 AM
This thread has taken 3 years off my life  :-X

This thread is so estrogenic that I atrophied while reading it. Catabolic thread of peace.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: NelsonMuntz on October 27, 2015, 10:15:02 AM
LOL, typical day for Donny aka kip

Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 27, 2015, 10:16:58 AM
This thread is so estrogenic that I atrophied while reading it. Catabolic thread of peace.

how about you throw in a five thousand word post about how tough you are because you have a gun nancy
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: _aj_ on October 27, 2015, 10:19:24 AM
how about you throw in a five thousand word post about how tough you are because you have a gun nancy

Short version: I have a gun. I have lots of guns. I know how to use them. I've used them in "situations"' before. I don't want to, but I can do it again. I don't don't do "fair fights".
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 27, 2015, 10:22:04 AM
Short version: I have a gun. I have lots of guns. I know how to use them. I've used them in "situations"' before. I don't want to, but I can do it again. I don't don't do "fair fights".


 8)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 27, 2015, 10:28:06 AM
Short version: I have a gun. I have lots of guns. I know how to use them. I've used them in "situations"' before. I don't want to, but I can do it again. I don't don't do "fair fights".


sorry brah Donny fighting systems beats guns

never fight aiki master

Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Simple Simon on October 27, 2015, 11:37:19 AM
sorry brah Donny fighting systems beats guns

never fight aiki master


Oh brother...... ::)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 27, 2015, 12:22:53 PM
I attract intelligent Women. On Saturday she is Cooking dinner for me. what will you be eating my social Parasite Friend? A tin of Baked Beans?

Do you believe that anyone believes you?
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: pellius on October 27, 2015, 11:57:47 PM
sorry brah Donny fighting systems beats guns

never fight aiki master



At around 5:50 did I hear right when he says that if you grab the slide and push on the barrel it will prevent the gun from firing? Impeding the slide will prevent the gun from cycling but I'm a assuming if a cartridge is chambered and the hammer falls it will ignite the primer and fire the bullet. 

You don't need the slide to cycle for a gun to fire.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: The Ugly on October 28, 2015, 12:35:27 AM
I attract intelligent Women. On Saturday she is Cooking dinner for me. what will you be eating my social Parasite Friend? A tin of Baked Beans?

You piece together illiterate used underwear pleas on Facebook, guy. NO ONE ANYWHERE finds creepy attractive, especially when it's packaged in old, ugly, and stupid.

Who you trying to convince here, dude, honestly?
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 28, 2015, 02:15:47 AM
You piece together illiterate used underwear pleas on Facebook, guy. NO ONE ANYWHERE finds creepy attractive, especially when it's packaged in old, ugly, and stupid.

Who you trying to convince here, dude, honestly?
when your Balls drop then we will talk. ::)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 28, 2015, 02:17:57 AM
sorry brah Donny fighting systems beats guns

never fight aiki master


500lB Bench Bro...set up the video

Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 28, 2015, 02:20:19 AM
Guess opposites do attract if donny attracts intelligent women.

 Must be donnys mental health care giver. You know, the nurse that checks in on him so he doesn't keep jerking off and shitting his diapers at the same time. All the while smelling dirty soiled panty's in his free hand.

We should all pity this poor  emotional cripple.


The most Boring poster on getbig. ZZzzzzzz
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 28, 2015, 02:44:29 AM
Do you believe that anyone believes you?
who gives a fuck... ;D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: _aj_ on October 28, 2015, 03:24:02 AM
At around 5:50 did I hear right when he says that if you grab the slide and push on the barrel it will prevent the gun from firing? Impeding the slide will prevent the gun from cycling but I'm a assuming if a cartridge is chambered and the hammer falls it will ignite the primer and fire the bullet. 

You don't need the slide to cycle for a gun to fire.

That is correct, if you push the slide back, the barrel will fall out of battery and the weapon will not fire.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 28, 2015, 04:03:36 AM
That is correct, if you push the slide back, the barrel will fall out of battery and the weapon will not fire.


so what I do is if someone is pointing a gun at me

I dismantle it with my aiki mystic skills

and everything will be ok

that's a relief  8)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 28, 2015, 04:11:27 AM

so what I do is if someone is pointing a gun at me

I dismantle it with my aiki mystic skills

and everything will be ok

that's a relief  8)
think about me today.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 28, 2015, 04:50:10 AM
who gives a fuck... ;D

That's another way of saying that nobody is taking your claims serious, so why even bother?
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 28, 2015, 04:55:13 AM
That's another way of saying that nobody is taking your claims serious, so why even bother?
I'm not...you are ::)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 28, 2015, 05:07:33 AM
That's another way of saying that nobody is taking your claims serious, so why even bother?

just laugh at him

he is too retarded to realise he is the punching bag on here

most of his stuff is comedy gold

especially when he is drunk

talk about being totally unaware of how pathetic you are  ;D
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 28, 2015, 05:15:50 AM
just laugh at him

he is too retarded to realise he is the punching bag on here

most of his stuff is comedy gold

especially when he is drunk

talk about being totally unaware of how pathetic you are  ;D
you are really easy to wind up. In a fight you would just explode and would be easy picking. You talk big about being a big hard man who runs all the Doormen in Yorkshire England. You claim to bench 500LBs and start a thread about it... the list goes on. Now stop embarrassing yourself.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 28, 2015, 05:17:47 AM
just laugh at him

he is too retarded to realise he is the punching bag on here

most of his stuff is comedy gold

especially when he is drunk

talk about being totally unaware of how pathetic you are  ;D

It's the good person in me that tries to make him aware of things, but yeah, I guess his mental retardation state is too serious to even bother...
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 28, 2015, 05:18:41 AM
It's the good person in me that tries to make him aware of things, but yeah, I guess his mental retardation state is too serious to even bother...
well please donīt go running to Ron.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: DroppingPlates on October 28, 2015, 05:27:48 AM
well please donīt go running to Ron.

LOL, you're still whining about this. Did you ran out of tissues or did you shit in your diaper?
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: bigmc on October 28, 2015, 05:42:42 AM
LOL, you're still whining about this. Did you ran out of tissues or did you shit in your diaper?

ironic thing is he complains to the mods more than anyone on here

he is very angry about the internetz

look at his thread in the complaints section about chaos

its hilarious, literally whining to ron about people picking on him
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Europe on October 28, 2015, 06:49:22 AM
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: pellius on October 28, 2015, 08:08:12 AM
That is correct, if you push the slide back, the barrel will fall out of battery and the weapon will not fire.

Still wouldn't try it in real life.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: The Ugly on October 28, 2015, 03:42:46 PM
when your Balls drop then we will talk. ::)

Ah, that subtle, dry, British wit, thinking man's humor. Obviously what attracts the smart birds.
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: Donny on October 29, 2015, 03:09:18 AM
Ah, that subtle, dry, British wit, thinking man's humor. Obviously what attracts the smart birds.
well when i communicate with low life's like yourself and a few other Dead Heads on here i have to use a language you understand..  ;)
Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: NelsonMuntz on October 29, 2015, 04:40:22 AM

liar

this is what is cooking dinner for him

1:20

Title: Re: Street Fighting Tips
Post by: The Ugly on October 29, 2015, 11:24:23 AM
well when i communicate with low life's like yourself and a few other Dead Heads on here i have to use a language you understand..  ;)

"Lives" plural, no apostrophe, but probably just dumbing it down for us simpletons again.