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Title: Miami Beach
Post by: Thong Maniac on November 11, 2015, 03:33:50 PM
Anyone been here? Its nothing but europeans smoking and baking in the sun, and young euro teens in their rich piana type shoes and tight tank tops getting ready to clubbing. There is literally 10 americans there when i visited. Very confused. Parking and just driving is almost useless due to drivers and traffic. Very hostile place but at the same time, interesting. Seen some very large silicone chested french or other type of milfs walkin around as well as urban youths from other parts of miami taking unlimited selfies and filming themselves
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: robcguns on November 11, 2015, 03:39:27 PM
Place sucks unless you are a hustler,then its pretty cool.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: da_vinci on November 11, 2015, 03:59:32 PM
Some of my friends were there, I will make sure to visit it too. Most places in the world have something interesting to offer, Miami is a very expensive place, I'm sure it'd be great to spend there a week or two.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Azure on November 11, 2015, 04:06:16 PM
Avoid going during summer holidays because it seems to attract the worst elements. New Year's Eve is fun but other than that I like going in the spring.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Pete Nice on November 11, 2015, 06:45:21 PM
South/Miami Beach is one of the most interesting places in the world.  A lot of different things going on both in front of you, and behind the scenes.  You can literally sit in one spot on Ocean Drive and be entertained for an entire day.  But, there's plenty to do and I wouldn't advise that. 
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Thong Maniac on November 11, 2015, 06:51:15 PM
South/Miami Beach is one of the most interesting places in the world.  A lot of different things going on both in front of you, and behind the scenes.  You can literally sit in one spot on Ocean Drive and be entertained for an entire day.  But, there's plenty to do and I wouldn't advise that. 

Care to give examples of behind the scenes stuff?

I see alot of tasty dirty milfs and young euro slags in cut off jean shorts but all with boyfriends or married usually
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: XFACTOR on November 11, 2015, 06:55:23 PM
There all the time for business.  Summer is unreal packed with rude Europeans. March for WMC is my favorite time. Someone mentioned New Years, also a great time to go. Space terrace until 2 pm :-)
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Thong Maniac on November 11, 2015, 06:58:34 PM
There all the time for business.  Summer is unreal packed with rude Europeans. March for WMC is my favorite time. Someone mentioned New Years, also a great time to go. Space terrace until 2 pm :-)

Yah i go there for work and always regret staying there. Loud ass euro or spanish trash yelling in the hotel hallwys at 3am waking me up, unobtainable hot milfs with rich husbands, urban youths of peace all over the place, cigarrete smoke on the entire island, 40 dollars to work out at crunch gym for a fuckin day pass, traffic...
But god damn...unbelievable eye candy. I always wonder what they chicks do all day
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: kh300 on November 11, 2015, 07:49:27 PM
I love that place. Haven't been in 10 years, but back in the day Jet Blue used to do $120 round trips from JFK. I pulled so much ass out of the Clevelander. We used to go all the time in winter. Back then it was all whites and spanish and a ton of Jews. Must be different now.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: LurkerNoMore on November 11, 2015, 07:52:53 PM
Miami sucks ass.  Bunch of entitled acting Cubans and inbred acting Hispanics.

I live in Ft Lauderdale, 30 minutes away and refuse to go there except for twice a year.  Scene was played out about 15 years ago.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: The_Punisher on November 11, 2015, 07:56:05 PM
and don't forget all those smucks who rented those Lambos and Ferraris and are acting as if they own it... :-[ :-[
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 11, 2015, 08:08:21 PM
Very hostile place but at the same time, interesting. Seen some very large silicone chested french or other type of milfs walkin around as well as urban youths from other parts of miami taking unlimited selfies and filming themselves

Why hostile? Please elaborate.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Svengoolie on November 11, 2015, 08:15:40 PM
Miami sucks ass.  Bunch of entitled acting Cubans and inbred acting Hispanics.

I live in Ft Lauderdale, 30 minutes away and refuse to go there except for twice a year.  Scene was played out about 15 years ago.

Tell them about "urban beach week"....

Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Thong Maniac on November 11, 2015, 08:15:56 PM
Why hostile? Please elaborate.

Euro twinks like to fight. People drive VERY aggressively. People not friendly. Dog eat dog kind of life style here
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Azure on November 11, 2015, 09:11:54 PM
Tell them about "urban beach week"....



I thought they stopped doing that. Wasn't that around Memorial Day? I have never been because that's not my style. I didn't care for it when we went in the summer. Too hot and just too many stupid people. Spring was nice. Not so hot.

It seemed like a lot of people go for New Years. Fun on the beach until later and just much more chill and relaxed than someplace like Vegas but still fun

the club scene I thought was more wild and had better looking people than Vegas
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: deadz on November 11, 2015, 09:19:04 PM
So Fla. is a cesspool.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on November 11, 2015, 09:27:54 PM
Anyone been here? Its nothing but europeans smoking and baking in the sun, and young euro teens in their rich piana type shoes and tight tank tops getting ready to clubbing. There is literally 10 americans there when i visited. Very confused. Parking and just driving is almost useless due to drivers and traffic. Very hostile place but at the same time, interesting. Seen some very large silicone chested french or other type of milfs walkin around as well as urban youths from other parts of miami taking unlimited selfies and filming themselves

Hit the beaches south of 10th st for topless/nude sunbathing  8)
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: 240 is Back on November 11, 2015, 09:31:24 PM
Miami sucks ass.  Bunch of entitled acting Cubans and inbred acting Hispanics.

I live in Ft Lauderdale, 30 minutes away and refuse to go there except for twice a year.  Scene was played out about 15 years ago.

it's gross.  

The closest I go is playing Vice City on the PS2
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: da_vinci on November 11, 2015, 11:31:30 PM
There all the time for business.  Summer is unreal packed with rude Europeans. March for WMC is my favorite time. Someone mentioned New Years, also a great time to go. Space terrace until 2 pm :-)

Fukk you.  >:( I've got a hard.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: hardgainerj on November 11, 2015, 11:40:37 PM
spooks, spics, ruskies, & kikes
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: muscularny on November 12, 2015, 12:09:36 AM
spooks, spics, ruskies, & kikes
4 words and you offended a few billion people

Miami is what you make of it, you have great hotels there and great normal nightlife. If you are looking for craziness you will find it there just like you will in NY or CA.

There are many gays in Miami but they are not a danger to nobody. IF you are in great shape (and great shape in NY can mean out of shape in Miami) then you might get gays complimenting you there very often.

Miami is full of hot Spanish girls too, they are friendly and very nice.



Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: ritch on November 12, 2015, 12:22:50 AM
My ex was always bugging me to go to the music festival as her boss had a penthouse for us to stay for free. I never went as I was broke ass broke, could not even afford a plane ticket.

But I checked out the prices as I wanted to go later and it's out of reach for most people. She was telling me about crunch gym, I had no idea it was $40, fuckin' shit heads to charge that much...

I hear  nobody speaks English so fuck Miami.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Rambone on November 12, 2015, 01:56:44 AM
Miami sucks ass.  Bunch of entitled acting Cubans and inbred acting Hispanics.

I live in Ft Lauderdale, 30 minutes away and refuse to go there except for twice a year.  Scene was played out about 15 years ago.
Same here. Born and raised in Fort Lauderdale yet only go south of Broward county if it's for a football game or if I'm going to the Keys. Miami is for queefs, queers, and tourists.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Svengoolie on November 12, 2015, 02:38:31 AM
Yeah I would only leave broward to go as far south as north Miami beach usually. But broward has also been changing for the worst as I.understand it.

And yeah, urban beach week definitely still goes on. Hebrew got gunned down by the man a couple years ago during one.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Thong Maniac on November 12, 2015, 04:21:56 AM
Hit the beaches south of 10th st for topless/nude sunbathing  8)

Holy shit i didnt know about this
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: WOOO on November 12, 2015, 04:58:21 AM
Holy shit i didnt know about this


It's full of old and gay people. Not a perky nipple in sight. ... except on the gay guys.


No homo
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Ronnie Rep on November 12, 2015, 05:13:29 AM
Miami sucks ass.  Bunch of entitled acting Cubans and inbred acting Hispanics.

I live in Ft Lauderdale, 30 minutes away and refuse to go there except for twice a year.  Scene was played out about 15 years ago.
Absoutely, I live in Weston don't go near South Beach. Just went down to Coral Gables to a restaurant about a month ago. That's about it. South Beach was great 20 years ago. Just a huge over priced tourist trap for wanna be's and posers. Last time I hung out out there was 2003 Nationals spent the whole day into the night on Lincoln Rd and Ocean at the Clevelander.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: pluck on November 12, 2015, 06:05:07 AM
Many better places to visit than Miami beach. Most restaurants and bars automatically include tip in your bill so the service sucks. Lot of euro trashy types (and I'm from Europe). I've been there 4-5 times last few years. Ocean blvd is full of punk ass kids and lots of Hebrews.

Lot of hot women is the redeeming quality.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 12, 2015, 06:45:04 AM
Fun for a weekend as long as you know someone that knows someone.  Just going at it alone, you'll never get into the good clubs and won't meet nice pussy.  There's a lot of money flaunting there as well and these whores know who has cash and who doesn't.  One of the best times is during the world music festival they have.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: CT_Muscle on November 12, 2015, 08:54:51 AM
Holy shit i didnt know about this

Then you really havent been to SB  :'(
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: CT_Muscle on November 12, 2015, 08:55:51 AM

It's full of old and gay people. Not a perky nipple in sight. ... except on the gay guys.


No homo

You must have been on a gay beach or something....when I was there, there were TONS of hot half naked girls
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: oldtimer1 on November 12, 2015, 09:09:06 AM
What I have learned from this thread. South beach Miami sucks. South beach Miami is great. Which is it?

I live in NJ by the beach. One of the raunchiest towns is Seaside Heights. I take it for what it is. It's fun hitting the bars and walking the crazy boardwalk seeing the sights. I know many that wouldn't be caught dead there. 
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 12, 2015, 09:11:49 AM
What I have learned from this thread. South beach Miami sucks. South beach Miami is great. Which is it?

I live in NJ by the beach. One of the raunchiest towns is Seaside Heights. I take it for what it is. It's fun hitting the bars and walking the crazy boardwalk seeing the sights. I know many that wouldn't be caught dead there. 

There are two stories in this thread.  A lot talking shit about Miami are referring to the city in general.  yes, in general it's a shithole.  Just like Las Vegas city is, but then you talk about South Beach where the clubs are and it's a different story.  Lots of pussy and money flinging just like the Vegas Strip.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: wes on November 12, 2015, 09:41:33 AM
When I lived in South Florida I hit a ton of different cities and beaches but somehow I never went to Miami.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Thong Maniac on November 12, 2015, 09:45:07 AM
Then you really havent been to SB  :'(

Can u go and just sit and watch people there or is that frowned on?
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Azure on November 12, 2015, 09:51:33 AM
There are two stories in this thread.  A lot talking shit about Miami are referring to the city in general.  yes, in general it's a shithole.  Just like Las Vegas city is, but then you talk about South Beach where the clubs are and it's a different story.  Lots of pussy and money flinging just like the Vegas Strip.

Yes and if you to during the right times of year when NFL and NBA guys are in town you can get the run off. I knew guys who looked like pro athletes who would good play just because they looked the part
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Thong Maniac on November 12, 2015, 12:24:51 PM
Wonder how easy it would be to pick up some older, kinda rough looking (50 plus) plasticy milf here just off the beach or the beach walk? When i was there they seemed to enjoy getting looked at by younger guys but not sure if that means "yes approach me and ask if i want to go back to your hotel".
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 12, 2015, 12:38:06 PM
Is this Miami?

(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9852.jpg)(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9858.jpg)(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9875.jpg)(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9911.jpg)
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 12, 2015, 12:50:39 PM
Is this Miami?

(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9852.jpg)(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9858.jpg)(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9875.jpg)(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9911.jpg)

only if you want it to be.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Thong Maniac on November 12, 2015, 12:50:45 PM
Is this Miami?

(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9852.jpg)(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9858.jpg)(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9875.jpg)(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9911.jpg)

Looks like mid twenties crowd of poorly aging women "looking the part" (being annoying miami tourists)
I saw much hotter women just walking or laying on the beach.

One thing i couldnt get over is the selfie, go-pro, selfie stick craze. Everywhere u turn someone is looking into their phone or filming something/someone. Looks like so much work. Its like a job havijg to worry about taking pics and how they look and then retaking.

Wtf does that one chicks tat say on her leg?
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: XFACTOR on November 12, 2015, 12:52:59 PM
Is this Miami?

(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9852.jpg)(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9858.jpg)(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9875.jpg)(http://cabanapoolbar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_9911.jpg)

Lol that's cabana. My hometown and right down the street from me. Hit it up a lot summers.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: LurkerNoMore on November 12, 2015, 12:59:20 PM
4 words and you offended a few billion people

Miami is what you make of it, you have great hotels there and great normal nightlife. If you are looking for craziness you will find it there just like you will in NY or CA.

There are many gays in Miami but they are not a danger to nobody. IF you are in great shape (and great shape in NY can mean out of shape in Miami) then you might get gays complimenting you there very often.

Miami is full of hot Spanish girls too, they are friendly and very nice.






It's full of old and gay people. Not a perky nipple in sight. ... except on the gay guys.


No homo

No it isn't.  The only old people down there are the half drowned Cubans that made ashore and the hispanics that are there illegally and can't get decent work any ways.  The "old" people (NY Jews, former Miami residents, retirees, etc..) have all moved north to Aventura and Hollywood.

Andrew Cunanan basically shot and killed every gay person in town when he murdered Versace years back.  The "real" gays that were/are part of the trendsetting edge of culture and fashion left town and never looked back.  The only gays left are those that can't make it anywhere else because they missed the last boat out of the place that had departed before Versace had finished bleeding out.  

Women?  City full of plastic preserved third tier trophy wife rejects.  Women over 30 are to the "it" happening scene what Kamali is to the pro BBer scene.  The under 30s are nice to look at but the majority are nothing-happening-going-nowhere types whose life goal is to meet some out of towner they can marry and move away with.  Seriously, any girl that has something going for her most likely won't be here.  Party girls and pussy professionals?  Yes.  

There is Miami, Miami Beach, and South Beach.  South Beach itself is small and the actual activity is confined to a much smaller area within.  Maybe 4 blocks along A1A and Collins.  Beyond that is nothing but the dregs.  

Why bother to go to the topless beach when you can go twenty minutes north to a fully nude beach where you are pretty much assured of meeting a decent girl from somewhere else in FL and getting to bang her brains out later?
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Thong Maniac on November 12, 2015, 01:05:11 PM
No it isn't.  The only old people down there are the half drowned Cubans that made ashore and the hispanics that are there illegally and can't get decent work any ways.  The "old" people (NY Jews, former Miami residents, retirees, etc..) have all moved north to Aventura and Hollywood.

Andrew Cunanan basically shot and killed every gay person in town when he murdered Versace years back.  The "real" gays that were/are part of the trendsetting edge of culture and fashion left town and never looked back.  The only gays left are those that can't make it anywhere else because they missed the last boat out of the place that had departed before Versace had finished bleeding out.  

Women?  City full of plastic preserved third tier trophy wife rejects.  Women over 30 are to the "it" happening scene what Kamali is to the pro BBer scene.  The under 30s are nice to look at but the majority are nothing-happening-going-nowhere types whose life goal is to meet some out of towner they can marry and move away with.  Seriously, any girl that has something going for her most likely won't be here.  Party girls and pussy professionals?  Yes.  

There is Miami, Miami Beach, and South Beach.  South Beach itself is small and the actual activity is confined to a much smaller area within.  Maybe 4 blocks along A1A and Collins.  Beyond that is nothing but the dregs.  

Why bother to go to the topless beach when you can go twenty minutes north to a fully nude beach where you are pretty much assured of meeting a decent girl from somewhere else in FL and getting to bang her brains out later?

Interesting take, but u are likely right. What beach is the full nude one u speak of?
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 12, 2015, 01:07:31 PM
Interesting take, but u are likely right. What beach is the full nude one u speak of?

Bob Chicks backyard beach. 
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 12, 2015, 01:13:13 PM
Lol that's cabana. My hometown and right down the street from me. Hit it up a lot summers.

Is that a town close to Miami or not in the area whatsoever?
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: LurkerNoMore on November 12, 2015, 01:15:58 PM
Interesting take, but u are likely right. What beach is the full nude one u speak of?

Haulover.
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: XFACTOR on November 12, 2015, 06:09:02 PM
Is that a town close to Miami or not in the area whatsoever?

Toronto
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: LurkerNoMore on November 12, 2015, 06:20:18 PM
Is that a town close to Miami or not in the area whatsoever?

Ft Lauderdale
Lauderdale By The Sea
West Palm Beach


opposite coast :
Tampa
Clearwater
St Pete
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: NickEdge779 on November 12, 2015, 07:02:23 PM
Miami is the shittiest city on Earth. Nothing but racist Cubans, gold diggers, and meth head Hebrews. The nice parts of Miami that are mostly white are extremely expensive to live in. The rest of the city is a dump
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: Rambone on November 12, 2015, 07:32:22 PM
Yeah I would only leave broward to go as far south as north Miami beach usually. But broward has also been changing for the worst as I.understand it.

And yeah, urban beach week definitely still goes on. Hebrew got gunned down by the man a couple years ago during one.
It has. I now live in Palm Beach County. You've gotta head further north about every 10 years to stay one step ahead of the scum
Title: Re: Miami Beach
Post by: 240 is Back on November 12, 2015, 08:04:05 PM
What I have learned from this thread. South beach Miami sucks. South beach Miami is great. Which is it?

I live in NJ by the beach. One of the raunchiest towns is Seaside Heights. I take it for what it is. It's fun hitting the bars and walking the crazy boardwalk seeing the sights. I know many that wouldn't be caught dead there. 

When I picture NJ, all I can see is an overweight governor hugging obama as a storm approaches, or the cool scenes from boardwalk Empire.