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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: affeman on November 14, 2015, 08:48:05 AM
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Not right now...
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The hair is absolutely hilarious. :P
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A true renaissance man. Changing the world one ab shot a time.
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The entire head looks deformed. :o
He's got that Jay Leno banana looking face thing going on.
(http://i.imgur.com/qSxsjvo.jpg)
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A true renaissance man. Changing the world one ab shot a time.
;D ;D ;D
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The entire head looks deformed. :o
He's got that Jay Leno banana looking face thing going on.
(http://i.imgur.com/qSxsjvo.jpg)
Right... his chin is enormous, and his unsightly features are entirely out of whack. Or, you're an idiot.
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Right... his chin is enormous, and his unsightly features are entirely out of whack. Or, you're an idiot.
Blow me. :-*
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Great abs. And he's right, such an attack won't change stupid politians' minds, so might as well carry on with what you're doing
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We need a wall. Like his abdominal wall. So tall that a dead squirrel could sit on top of it undisturbed.
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DUDE LOOKS GREAT...STAY RIPPED BEST WAY..
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The twisting ab shot always puts ISIS on the run. Thanks Big Mike (229 lbs)!
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The twisting ab shot always puts ISIS on the run. Thanks Big Mike (229 lbs)!
LOL!
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Why haven't the government set mark wahlberg on this lot!? He already said if he'd been on a 9/11 flight he'd have thwarted their attack.
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The twisting ab shot always puts ISIS on the run. Thanks Big Mike (229 lbs)!
Bullet proof.
Just like George Farrah when he was leading that elite police task force
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Real shallow of Hearn to post... ::)
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haha, never gets old ;D
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Bullet proof.
Just like George Farrah when he was leading that elite police task force
;D
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Check his dead dog in the background lol. Noose still around it's neck, indicating a clear case of suicide. Hopefully when Mike's done with the selfies, he might actually get round to giving it a burial this week.
what is that? Is that his dog? Didn't his dog die? Anyone?
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what is that? Is that his dog? Didn't his dog die? Anyone?
He has several dogs. If I recall correctly the dog who passed away was hebrew.
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Not right now...
(http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xat1/t51.2885-15/e15/917277_478181485629108_2076900893_n.jpg)
Success is, being in your late 40's and having your life revolve around ab selfies.
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Success is, being in your late 40's and having your life revolve around ab selfies.
I think he does a bit more than that.
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I think he does a bit more than that.
I'm sure he does many more selfies than that.
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I'm sure he does many more selfies than that.
lol. The facial close ups showing the flawless cosmetically enhanced skin is another fan favorite.
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lol. The facial close ups showing the flawless cosmetically enhanced skin is another fan favorite.
Botox of peace.
(http://s7.postimg.org/im7xgpbu3/hqdefault.jpg)
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ALL natural too!
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ALL natural too!
#allnattybro
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Success is, being in your late 40's and having your life revolve around ab selfies.
Haters gonna hate...
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Haters gonna hate...
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Girlfriend's car.
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Girlfriend's car.
Would like to be his gf...................... .......
homo no
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Not right now...
(http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xat1/t51.2885-15/e15/917277_478181485629108_2076900893_n.jpg)
Is the dog in the other room sleeping, or did it commit suicide? ;)
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Would like to be his gf...................... .......
homo no
Meta-thought on the GB use of "[no|full] homo": it doesn't matter if you claim no or full homo, you're excused from an obvious homosexual remark as a heterosexual man that just appreciates the male form (no homo).
Woe betide the man that accidentally omits the "homo" variant because then you are well and completely "outed".
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I bet he does mad Flash Jumps in front a mirror several times a day. What an easy to maintain façade.
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Meta-thought on the GB use of "[no|full] homo": it doesn't matter if you claim no or full homo, you're excused from an obvious homosexual remark as a heterosexual man that just appreciates the male form (no homo).
Woe betide the man that accidentally omits the "homo" variant because then you are well and completely "outed".
I think this pretty much sums it up:
if {$var=="no" || $var=="homo"} {
$poster="Full blown homo"
}
else {
echo "Str8 as an arrow";
}
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Is the dog in the other room sleeping, or did it commit suicide? ;)
bwa ha ha lizzy that was a good one
i wonder what mike and that dog were doing
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I think this pretty much sums it up:
if {$var=="no" || $var=="homo"} {
$poster="Full blown homo"
}
else {
echo "Str8 as an arrow";
}
I think your logic is slightly off
if (($args[0]=="no"||$args[0]=="full") && $args[1]=="homo") {
$poster="Getbigger";
} else {
$poster="homo";
$flag=outed;
GTFO($poster);
}
Note: that was almost impossible to write on an iPad.
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I think your logic is slightly off
if (($args[0]=="no"||$args[0]=="full") && $args[1]=="homo") {
&guy"
} else {
$poster="homo"
$flag=outed
GTFO($poster)
}
Note: that was almost impossible to write on an iPad.
Wait until Vince G chimes in and blow you guys (no pun intended) out of the water.
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Wait until Vince G chimes in and blow you guys (no pun intended) out of the water.
The rewrite regex fired on that, I think.
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I think your logic is slightly off
if (($args[0]=="no"||$args[0]=="full") && $args[1]=="homo") {
$poster="Getbigger";
} else {
$poster="homo";
$flag=outed;
GTFO($poster);
}
Note: that was almost impossible to write on an iPad.
Yep, that's about it.
I'd incorporate superglobal $_HOMO, just for the sake of it.
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Lots of world class coders in this thread - Carmack watch out.
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Load "no_homo",8,1
RUN
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Wait until Vince G chimes in and blow you guys (no pun intended) out of the water.
Goodcum thinks HTML is a programming language, I think we're safe.
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Lots of world class coders in this thread - Carmack watch out.
Dunno. I mashed up C++, JavaScript and Python to get my point across. I don't think that pile of crap would compile in any language.
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Haters gonna hate...
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His hair looks real there.
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Not right now...
(http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xat1/t51.2885-15/e15/917277_478181485629108_2076900893_n.jpg)
thats a lot more than my thoughts on paris...!
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Not right now...
(http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xat1/t51.2885-15/e15/917277_478181485629108_2076900893_n.jpg)
Nice mullet. Who the fuck gets a mullet wig for something other than part of a Halloween costume?
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Haters gonna hate...
(https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12243539_10153218462856430_2544023762080667320_n.jpg?oh=49ca938cb1e54fc94daf1b7627366c0b&oe=56B815F5)
(http://i.imgur.com/YusmaT0.gif)
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Dude sure loves himself.
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I think this pretty much sums it up:
if {$var=="no" || $var=="homo"} {
$poster="Full blown homo"
}
else {
echo "Str8 as an arrow";
}
Php, mahahaha, what a fucking noob.
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Php, mahahaha, what a fucking noob.
I'm a webdev, what do you expect ffs :-X?
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(http://i.imgur.com/YusmaT0.gif)
LOL @ Piana's triceps. :D
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LOL @ Piana's triceps. :D
I WILL HUFF..
AND PUFF..
BLOOWWWWV YOUR HOUSE IN,,,,
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You talk such a big game all the time, turns out you are a php script kiddie irl :D
Brutal self-ownage.
Yeah... right... I've always said I'm a web dev, and PHP is as "script" as C#, except that the compilation happens "live". I hope you realize that most of the big websites and services are based on PHP? Join php and rldb and you can build plenty of complex stuff. It is not about the language afterall, but about how can you solve the problems/tasks. If you can do everything in JS - do it.. Python? Porfavor. As long as it does what it must do.
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Yeah... right... I've always said I'm a web dev, and PHP is as "script" as C#, except that the compilation happens "live". I hope you realize that most of the big websites and services are based on PHP? Join php and rldb and you can build plenty of complex stuff. It is not about the language afterall, but about how can you solve the problems/tasks. If you can do everything in JS - do it.. Python? Porfavor. As long as it does what it must do.
Check this (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Programming_languages_used_in_most_popular_websites) to see what the world's biggest websites actually use. And no, Facebook doesn't count, they roll out their own patches (http://www.zdnet.com/article/why-facebook-hasnt-ditched-php/).
"As long as it does what it must do" is the bane of professional programmers everywhere. It's what Indian programmers say to one another. You should consider using the best tool for the job, taking into account not only functionality but also:
1) Maintenability (you will know what this means if you ever need to re-architect a codebase of hundreds of thousands of lines)
2) Performance (as above, try making changes on a system with O(n^2) complexity)
3) Security (essential if you ever build a system that handles customers' financial information).
I have done all of the above and I say: to put PHP in the same sentence as C# is like saying that a fiat is the same as a maserati, because "they are both cars".
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By the way: I think Mike O'Hearn should be destroyed..
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By the way: I think Mike O'Hearn should be destroyed..
Guess you would want to hammer his angus :D
@Da_vinci:
Btw, is C# like Java?
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LOL @ Piana's triceps. :D
No kidding. They're SO fake looking it's pathetic.
He rarely puts his arms up or into a biceps pose for a reason. Here it is in a stark photo.
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how can any of these oil bags feel proud of their fake physiques, I'd be constantly worried about the health issues to do this not to mention the fact it looks like shit.
LOL @ Piana's triceps. :D
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Check this (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Programming_languages_used_in_most_popular_websites) to see what the world's biggest websites actually use. And no, Facebook doesn't count, they roll out their own patches (http://www.zdnet.com/article/why-facebook-hasnt-ditched-php/).
"As long as it does what it must do" is the bane of professional programmers everywhere. It's what Indian programmers say to one another. You should consider using the best tool for the job, taking into account not only functionality but also:
1) Maintenability (you will know what this means if you ever need to re-architect a codebase of hundreds of thousands of lines)
2) Performance (as above, try making changes on a system with O(n^2) complexity)
3) Security (essential if you ever build a system that handles customers' financial information).
I have done all of the above and I say: to put PHP in the same sentence as C# is like saying that a fiat is the same as a maserati, because "they are both cars".
I honestly couldn't care less. Could show some of the stuff I've done, but it'd be easy to identify me, so whatever.
As for putting PHP and C# in a same basket - each is created for it's own usabilities. PHP is a powerfull language and you can create various good products using it. Hell... even the dreaded WP is written in PHP and it's most popular blogging system (they say "CMS", I would not agree tho'. Joomla or Drupal are real CMS'es, in PHP either)..
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Guess you would want to hammer his angus :D
@Da_vinci:
Btw, is C# like Java?
Java or JS?
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Java or JS?
Java
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you guys kill me . do you even workout?
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I'm taking a Coursera Python Programming Class.
I just successfully wrote a program to print "Hello World." 8)
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you guys kill me . do you even workout?
Joined 2005, one post in 2011 and now this.
Prolific poster of peace.
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Guess you would want to hammer his angus :D
@Da_vinci:
Btw, is C# like Java?
I have no experience with it. It is similar in C# more than PHP, yet it is different in many ways (from what I can read quickly - it's compilation process is different and requires parser), I know very little C# either, I'm your classic web dev, so it would go out of my scope to provide an intelligent answer. I'm mainly working on my own projects currently and PHP + JS (I'm not talking about frameworks/libraries, they are the same stuff, just built on these core languages) + RDBMS knowledge and concentration on creating valuable product is enough to make decent money.
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I have no experience with it. It is similar in C# more than PHP, yet it is different in many ways (from what I can read quickly - it's compilation process is different and requires parser), I know very little C# either, I'm your classic web dev, so it would go out of my scope to provide an intelligent answer. I'm mainly working on my own projects currently and PHP + JS (I'm not talking about frameworks/libraries, they are the same stuff, just built on these core languages) + RDBMS knowledge and concentration on creating valuable product is enough to make decent money.
I have been professionally employed both as a Java developer and as a C# dev. The languages are very similar in that they are modern, object oriented garbage-collected languages with enormously over complicated APIs for doing routine things. They really only differ on syntax.
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I have no experience with it. It is similar in C# more than PHP, yet it is different in many ways (from what I can read quickly - it's compilation process is different and requires parser), I know very little C# either, I'm your classic web dev, so it would go out of my scope to provide an intelligent answer. I'm mainly working on my own projects currently and PHP + JS (I'm not talking about frameworks/libraries, they are the same stuff, just built on these core languages) + RDBMS knowledge and concentration on creating valuable product is enough to make decent money.
Thanks, always have been a low level dude and always will be. But it is interesting to gain some insight.
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I also wrote this program to compute Gross Pay:
Rate= 15
Hours= 40
Gross Pay= Rate * Hours
print Gross Pay
I think I'm getting the hang of this programming thing. 8)
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Not right now...
(http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xat1/t51.2885-15/e15/917277_478181485629108_2076900893_n.jpg)
Narcissistic douche bag.
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I have been professionally employed both as a Java developer and as a C# dev. The languages are very similar in that they are modern, object oriented garbage-collected languages with enormously over complicated APIs for doing routine things. They really only differ on syntax.
You are good. What kind of products have you been creating (involved in creation)?
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I also wrote this program to compute Gross Pay:
Rate= 15
Hours= 40
Gross Pay= Rate * Hours
print Gross Pay
I think I'm getting the hang of this programming thing. 8)
Two more days and you may be hired by google.
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(http://i.imgur.com/YusmaT0.gif)
Those are from heavy scull crushers with fake plates.
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Why haven't the government set mark wahlberg on this lot!? He already said if he'd been on a 9/11 flight he'd have thwarted their attack.
lol
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You are good. What kind of products have you been creating (involved in creation)?
Mostly infrastructure and server products. The one product that I worked on in the 90's is so well known that a Google search would reveal my real name, which I try to avoid in this insane asylum.
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Mostly infrastructure and server products. The one product that I worked on in the 90's is so well known that a Google search would reveal my real name, which I try to avoid in this insane asylum.
Good enough. Wow... that's a huge experience you have there. Def. a top paid IT engineer.
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Looks about 233 there. Four more lbs and the part is his!
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LOL @ Piana's triceps. :D
Obese granma triceps of peace
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France closed down it's borders but O'Hearn is open for business
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^^^^ Classic!!!!
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Good enough. Wow... that's a huge experience you have there. Def. a top paid IT engineer.
Face it, you would pop a hard on to be ohearns web guy! :P
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Face it, you would pop a hard on to be ohearns web guy! :P
I'm always hard when O'hearn is being discussed!
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I'm always hard when O'hearn is being discussed!
x2
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Mostly infrastructure and server products. The one product that I worked on in the 90's is so well known that a Google search would reveal my real name, which I try to avoid in this insane asylum.
I'm working on a program which converts Farenheit temperature to Celsius. 8)
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Guess you would want to hammer his angus :D
@Da_vinci:
Btw, is C# like Java?
You may have your way with his angus, dude.......guess you want it.
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I'm working on a program which converts Farenheit temperature to Celsius. 8)
I remember this from the C64 era - used to confuse the fuck out of me.
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lol i remember that one.... * (9/5) + 32 or some variation of that?
C64 games were awesome. moonraker. GI joe. apple cider spider. wolfenstein.
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PIP Mike.
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(http://i.imgur.com/YusmaT0.gif)
Those 10 meals a day must go straight to his triceps.
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great pic,,good physique ..her too :D
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(http://i.imgur.com/YusmaT0.gif)
Those tri's are from 8 our arm sessions, and 23 meals a day.
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Going full homo...
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Going full homo...
I know right?? Fuckin sexy body.
Girl looks great too.
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(http://i.imgur.com/YusmaT0.gif)
;D
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lol i remember that one.... * (9/5) + 32 or some variation of that?
C64 games were awesome. moonraker. GI joe. apple cider spider. wolfenstein.
Yep - the fraction totally threw me off as a kid.